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>ciggies BANNED>shisha ok#MulticulturalLiving
Crack pipes
>BREAKING: Eni Aluko has been DROPPED by ITV for their coverage of the World Cup this summer
>>535502908Just like a big vape fixed to the floor, innit.
Shisha bars burn easily https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/7213468/glasgow-shisha-fire-attack-linked-gangster-killing/
Any employim want to trade their job for my neet lifestyle?
>>535502908They've probably taken the back wall off
>>535502908>>ciggies BANNEDCreate a religion and say it's mandatory to smoke. Apparently this is how the rules work on religious exemptions. Whilst you're at it, include the need for an FPV drone on your person at all times. Religion innit.
>Migration added 171,000 people to the UK's population last year, just over half the level seen in 2024.>That’s down substantially from the peak of nearly a million people early in 2023 and the lowest figure - outside of the COVID pandemic - since 2012. LINE IS STILL GOING UP
>net migration is down!Who's falling for this? They used to talk about total immigration. Now it's just net.
>>535503021He's right you know.
>>535503615Become a ZedditeChant The Gun Is Good
>>535503727One direction
>>535503615I'm creating a religion where bigtory is a religious ritual. To follow the 5 pillars of chuddism you must:1. Declaration of Faith - every morning you wake up and declare you hate those different than yourself.2. Prayer - 5 times a day you must send a death threat to a marginalised group.3. Almsgiving - you must support your local racist community.4. Fasting - go one month without talking to or acknowledging the existence of women.5. Pilgrimage - you must go on a racism pilgrimage once in your life, where you travel to every continent on earth and say a slur to a native's face. Yes you must even come up with a slur for penguins.
One of the 72 virgins promised in Islam by Allah.
>>535503796>Place of birth: Lagos, NigeriaOff you fuck love.
Some days, pretty often recently, I really hate being British. I'm starting to think I'm transeuropean or something. When I watch a movie set in Sweden, Norway, France etc I feel a sense of kinship there. The sky is wider, the towns are more beautiful, the people are healthier and more stylish, the culture is more optimistic and of an overall better standard. Britain is ugly, rough, crass, crowded, bland. Disgusting island nation. Japan is an island nation but has the decency to be make life beautiful. Life is ugly here. It's disgusting and grim. If I had been born in mainland Europe my life would be so much better. I would be catching a train to Hamburg or Rennes or Warsaw on weekends, dressing stylish, cycling around. Instead I'm stuck on this disgusting shithole island.
>>535503796She was dropped because she failed to bring the halflings to Isengard.
Any growlads? What you growing? I've got several tomato plant cuttings from their grandmother plant last year that did very well for me, aswell as some cherry tomatoes and some biggun beefsteak type. Runner beans, sunchokes, strawberries, and my blueberry and honeyberries I planted last year are starting to bush up and fruit nicely now. Also started oak and horse chestnut bonsai trees, never done one before so thought i'd give it a go.
>>535503796Footy punditry should be reserved for an english man as the primary speaker and a scouser/geordie/scottish as the backup NO COMPROMISE
>>535503886>5. Pilgrimage - you must go on a racism pilgrimage once in your life, where you travel to every continent on earth and say a slur to a native's face. Yes you must even come up with a slur for penguins.This is good, I can definitely see it working, but I think this should be replaced with a pilgrimage to Charlottesville where you walk around where the Confederate statue was 88 times and make repeated prayer to David Duke, and a declaration to commit Charlottesville 2.0.You should definitely get this sent of.
>>535503021>>535503796Bloody aliens
BONED
Britain will NEVER be as nice as Japan. Life here is disgusting. People are loud, ugly, bawdy, poorly dressed, insensitive, fat. In Japan people are sensitive, quiet, polite, honorable, self-aware, reserved. This country is fucking disgusting. It's a curse to be born in Britain today. Fat slovenly retards getting drunk and driving to a retail park in an Audi. I hate this fucking country. The houses in Japan are reasonably priced, minimally furnished, reasonably spacious (unless it's central Tokyo). In Britain hoses everywhere are fucking tiny and mouldy due to the constant rain and wind. The houses are tiny because nobody gave a fuck or gives a fuck about the class of people who are expected to want no more than a little kennel to sleep in before they go back to work. There is nothing romantic, beautiful or unique about Britain, at least any more. It's a hive of scum and villainy.
>>535503796Do klingons have a team?
>>535503886Isn't that just judaism?
>>535504195
>>535504195Uk countryside way nicer than nip countryside.
>Let's>Talk>Politics
>>535504195Nip houses are shite. Have no central heating and get chock full of pests. They're also tiny.
>>535504253LOL not true at allCherry blossoms, mount Fuji, rice patties, Pokemon-tier towns, anime-tier scenery, clean water, hot springs (people are trusted not to trash them, which they don't because they aren't stupid stocky British savages), shrines with no protective rails and a donation box which isn't guarded, bullet trains gliding silently across rice paddies, forests where hermits once retired.In Britain the countryside is pathetic. The mountains are basically hills, the rivers are flooded with chemicals, most rural areas are owned by farmers who don't want you on their land, small "picturesque" towns are basically outdoor museums (because nasty Brits can't actually live in places like that any more without LARPing), the weather is grim, grey, cold, windy most of the year sucking any warmth or colour out of the natural scenery. The touristy areas are massively over-crowded (because there are so few decent places in Britain worth visiting) and massively, hugely over-priced to rinse anyone who wants to visit the countryside (everyone here is a scam artist). The narrow country lanes are annoying, boring and filled with boy racers or retarded rural fatheads. The only reason someone might like the British countryside is if they came here to see some Harry Potter film locations.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY944Cc8xAc
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>>535504496This has to be a bot. Why don't the nips want to live in their countryside?
>>535504224Has anything leaked about the coppers in that?Were they sparrow boned soiboys?Useless women?A pair of turbanators like the stabber?
morning. we're going over nans today. it's her birthday.
>>535504214Yeah but it's the quiet part out loud
>>535504515kek what a prick
>>535504195It's only so nice because it's homogenous and people are forced to be in work most of their life. Also, they drink so often and so heavy that they don't even get to go home a lot of the time. They just sleep on the street monging out and being sick. Greatest export being exotic and degenerate porn on top of children's shows the entire country is obsessed with.
>>535504607give her one from meSo its a hung jury for the Manchester muslim brothers assaulting people/policeFunny reading comments on Twitter>THEY PUNCHED A WOMAN IN THE FACENo they punched a police officer lets have it rightBut someone pointed out this is the third high profile case with clear evidence of guilt where they've avoided a guilty verdict.
>>535504515Begging and pleading for your wife to have sex with another man is serious mental illness. Probably very big in Japan if I had to guess.
>>535504542Because there aren't many jobs there are any more, sadly. And also because Japanese cities are so beautiful and comfortable that people will happily move to them, unlike in Britain where people reluctantly go to live in London, Manchester, Bristol or some other over-priced multicultural dump where they can get a tattoo, grow out their hair, wear baggy clothing and walk along the grim industrial streets breathing in exhaust fumes and sucking on vapes. In Japan people rent small urban apartments, which have tatami mats on the floor, not much furniture, respect their neighbour's right to silence, and wander through beautiful gardens and parks, the kind which you very often see included in animes, such as Shinjuku Gyoen National Garden. People bow to their neighbours, they rarely raise their voices, they don't have tattoos, they are not fat, if they smoke they carry little pouches to put the cigarette in so they don't litter or carry around a smell. Imagine asking your average fatty retarded British to do any of that. They will look at you with their fat mouth hanging open.Japanese culture is like a very fragile but beautiful artwork which has slowly been woven together after thousands of years. British culture is like putting ground beef and charity shops trinkets in a bag and smashing it with a mallet.
More ai slop. Amazing.
>>535504496It's not all bad
>>535503737whats your issue with net? do you seriously believe its browns in and more brits leaving which is lowering the net figure? don't be afraid of celebrating small wins - credit where credit is due. this is progress
>>535504776Japanese people don't have sex very much, especially not casual sex, especially not casual sex while not married. The Japanese people rightly associate sex with degenerative diseases, low self-worth, nihilism, and hollow fun. In a loving relationship a Japanese will love you so romantically and passionately that your world will feel filled with love. In disgusting Britain fat people have sex with each other all the time. Most men here would be lucky if they found someone willing to have sex with their gluttonous, rude, stupid, materialistic bad bitch wife.
Redditors currently wanking themselves off over reduced net migration figuresHang on lads, I thought more migration was always a good thing, why are you celebrating it dropping, wouldn't that make the "far right racists" happy? I can't keep up with these people anymore
>>535503737>>535503727250k brits left 88k offical figure for asylum seekersso that's Half a million wogs inQuarter million brits out>Total Brazilification
>>535504813Once upon a time that land would be covered in thick forests, beautiful and mysterious. Now it is barren land owned by feudal lords who reluctantly let you traipse across it. Like everything else in Britain, the scenery you posted is absolutely mediocre. There are no beautiful clean rivers (like Japan), no towering snow-peaked mountains (like in Japan), no quaint villages with beautiful shrines (like in Japan). No, just an expanse of greenery. How common.
>>535504813That field will be full of BAMEs dropping letter on it, screeching and hollering and blasting rap music out of speakers now
>>535504776>Probably very big in Japan if I had to guess.They call it NTR
>>535504985You realise that one of japan's most scenic views has a fuck ton of factories surrounding it. Of course you don't. Because you are a bot.
>>535504813corr imagine all the deanoboxes you could build on that
>>535504921>OMG Labour have slowed down white genocide>they're only genocideing us slightly slower than beforeThanks Labour, I guess.
>>535504780My gran used to carry a small mint tin to put her fag ends in
>>535504896Lies, something like 60% of Jap women have sold their body in some way
>Hi everyone,>I’m posting because I’ve just received my PIP decision and scored 0 points across every section, despite having ADHD, mental health difficulties, erectile dysfunction, sleep issues, and a lot of evidence showing how this affects my day-to-day life.>The assessment itself felt like it went reasonably well at the time. It felt like the assessor understood and was acknowledging the difficulties I described. But when the decision/report came back, it seemed to say the opposite and used a lot of things out of context to justify 0 points.
>>535504971It used to be that whites would make a bit of money then leave London and move out to smaller towns or the countryside.Now the trend seems to be they're leaving the UK altogether.
>>535505212> I scored zeros points for adhd and anxiety. They are looking at the decision again. I’ve explained into detail how it affects me daily not just the adhd diagnosis it self plus the struggles. I have sent multiple evidence I’ve wrote my I thing this is wrong on all the questions they scored me zero. It’s been 3 weeks they said it can take up to 15 weeks can anyone give me some advice please?
>>535505236They moved to Manchester, Leeds, and Sheffield and brought their gay politics with them
>>535505157But she doesn't any more, and your relatives who still smoke the stupidly expensive cigarettes no longer do that, they just throw them on the floor. Nobody in Britain will ever put their cigarette butts in a small tin any more. In Japan they do this, even younger generations. >>535505206That isn't true, but even if in some universe were true, at least they don't look as if they do. Most British women have no respect for their bodies.
>>535505264No doubt all the mental health specialists on pol will be with you right away.
>>535505311>the struggles
>>535504921its merely a counter to what they see as a problem that only exists in the minds of the 'racist, far-right dopes'If they can point to anything that disproves far right issues like mass immigration they'll gladly wheel it out
>>535505264Appeal itApparently a lot of the time your first attempt is outsourced to some BAME working for Crapita, who will reject it because you are not a BAMEYour appeal will be reviewed by a white women with BPD who will take pity on you, and may offer a shag.
>>535504770>But someone pointed out this is the third high profile case with clear evidence of guilt where they've avoided a guilty verdict.David Lammy was right all along.>>535504896I ain't disagreeing that that might be a good thing, but I just simply don't see it being true. It's like telling me immigration is great in the statistics, when with my own two eyes I can see the opposite being true. Japs are perverts. No way around it. That whole thing might apply to you since you're white, but even then you're just a racemixing freak. Really pick your options here because in Japan they don't like you, and in the West you won't be liked for long. Japan bans foreigners from a lot of places. The women might think White men are designed for them, but for 6000 years women weren't the people who made civilisational decisions. Wouldn't want you on a Shamima Begum motive.
>>535505279What about Yoker?
How much of brit/pol is just bots?