>If I honk my horn, surely traffic will move quicker
>>535527897Works on my machine.
>After all...why not?>Why shouldn't I honk my horn?
City goy breathe the sound of cars honking and cry when they haven't heard one in a few minutes.
>>535527897Thinly veiled racist thread. You should be ashamed of yourself, all people are equal.
>If I drive right on the other guy's bumper surely he will drive quicker
>>535527897Normie scum thinks that if he drives so Tesla or some other new jap slop he's entitled to honk because he makes $600 a month payment.
>>535528724this actually does work in real life. it all depends on what you're driving though.
*HONK HONK*
>>535527897Honking your horn means one of two things. It either means "fuck you faggot," or it means "watch out faggot, you're too close to me."If you think it means people saying "hurry up" then you're a retard who doesn't understand the road.
>>535527897IS THAT A NIGGER HAND I SEE
>>535527897Sometimes it does, if you catch people falling asleep at red lights when they turn green.
>>535528785>jap slop You take that back faggot
>>535528593Why would anyone “veil” their racism, you stupid faggot?
>>535527897It works for all the retards who instantaneously pull out their phone and crane their necks at a 90 degree angle to drool all over it just because their car came to a stop, it breaks their trance usually
>>535527897A man choses ! A slave obeys !
>>535528724If you're driving slow on a two lane road or in the left lane for no good reason you kinda deserve to be tailgated though.
>>535527897it can have both effects. it can wake someone not paying attention and inch a bit faster. or it can freeze someone up with tension and cause more delayeitherway when I was a kid in the 1970s it was more of a freeway game and often people waved at each other instead of chimpping out and committing car-homicide
It enrages faggots and that's enough for me
>>535527897I’ve seen a lot of people running 4 way stops lately
>>535529739>if I behave like a faggot I can rejoice at calling others faggot in my head if I imagine they got enraged[crafty nigger with a pencil mustache pointing smugly to his temple].png
>>535529636Only on a highway
>>535528410kek
>>535528590In the city I grew up around, honking was banned for like 40 years so it’s rare to hear people honk. It was banned because the mayor was a birdwatcher and got pissed off at how noisy the city was
>>535529887Found one
>>535529908no, not only on a highway. Drive slow in the right lane grandpa.
>>535528724This works, but it’s very very stupid. I’ve seen too many liveleak videos to fuck around in my 1.5 ton box of steel at 70mph. One day you’ll tailgate the wrong person and end up rolling, lucky to not get cut in half or crumpled.
>>535527897I only honk when someone is driving crazyOne time a guy actually got in front of my car on a turn ramp and blocked me from going into my neighborhood because I honked at him. He got out of his car and started screaming like a schizo and I just stared at him with a perplexed look on my face. He kept screaming at me to lower my window and come outside. I didn’t. He eventually left. I barely ever honk at people since that’s annoying. That guy kept brake checking me for some reason. I’m 90% sure he was trying to provoke a situation where he would try using a weapon and then lie and claim self defense. fucking retard lol
>>535530201Too bad then. I'm making a left hand turn to go down 5th street and I will slow down in a safe manner.
>>535527897>oh no I been driving 35 in this are but have to make a right hand turn better stop in the middle of the road and SLOWLY turn this giant boat to the right....uuugghhhhh I gonnnnnaaaaa tuuuuuurrrrnnnnn!!!! Uuuurrhaaaaaa! I finally tuuuurrrnnneeeddJUST MAKE THE RIGHT HAND TURN YOU VAXXED FUCKS
>>535528724nigger, if you’re in the fast lane going slow, I’m running you off the fucking road.
>>535527897>if I vote, surely I can make a difference
>>535527897I used to get road rage. There are a lot of retarded drivers and ignorant arrogant entitled people about. But then I just stopped caring about humanity. Its like I'm in the matrix, I just effortlessly respond to their retardation and entitlement. I see their bullshit before it even happens.
>>535527897it saves me from getting out of my car and beating a dumb asian old woman to death with my tire iron
>>535531181this is the correct response. once you get older youve already dealt with 1000s of shitty people/drivers. you just stop caring because youve already been through it. its such a great feeling
>>535531181road raging, honking, tailgating is completely low iq and low impulse controlimagine getting angry over things you cannot change anyway, fucking faggots
>>535527897I use my horn quite often because other drivers are fucking retarded>Randomly slowing down without indicating >Honk>They indicate showing they're pulling over>Randomly stop in the middle of the road>Honk>They move fuck the over>Stop in the middle of a car park >Honk>They move on looking for a spotHonestly I feel like there are so many fucking drivers on the road that are genuinely unaware when there's a car behind them.
>>535531638You sound like a completely sane individual and I'm glad you're out on the road.
>>535531779You sound like a Reddit user
>>535529636t. Future implement victimGood luck
>>535529961Turn your monitor on
>>535528904It’s a stress button for women? Glad it helps I guess
>>535530734t. Future self defense decedent
>>535531638When I lived downtown most honks came from retarded niggers who didn’t see that the car was waiting for pedestrians in the crosswalk>NOOO COMMIT MURDER BECAUSE I LEFT MY HOUSE TOO LATE GRRRNiggers
>>535528724Funny how many assume a multi lane road
If someone falls asleep at a stoplight, duh
>if I press this button every few seconds, the elevator will come faster>also if someone is already at the elevator waiting I will not assume that they have pressed the button already even though the button light is on, nonononooooo I will HAVE to press the button only then the elevator will come
I honk when the traffic stop turns green if I see that the driver in front of me is (illegally) looking at his phone. Quite easy to tell since they look down.Usually they wave "sorry".
>>535528724It literally works. Sometimes they pull over and let you through.
>dip>ok I will apply maximum brake, stop before the dip, then apply gas and drive through at 5mph>repeat for 10 cars at the intersection
I don't/can't drive.I'd be too scared for road rage. I think road rage is for very very bored people.
>If I ask them to subscribe and smash that like video and share and hype the video people willIncels were a mistake
>>535528593Go live in Bangladesh for a year then come back and revisit your post.
>>535532208Some old elevator systems do actually skip other floors and come straight to you if you hold the button down
>>535532375Jokes on you, it already resides in mumbai
>>535531779Nah those are all perfectly justified. He's right, people don't look behind them and drive like they have horseblinders on. Product of niggerification of society. Like creeping out when you see someone walking in the intersection or pulling up to a stop like you're about to roll past it.
>>535527897its not about moving quickerits about sending a message of disapprovalthey are lucky I don't do a fucking pit maneuver
>>535532325Holy fuck I hate this.
>>535527897Honking your horn is a jeet thing to do.
Anyone notice the skill of drivers declining in recent years? Absolutely no one uses a blinker anymore, and red lights are becoming mere suggestions to stop.
>>535532684t. Future self defense decedent
>>535532746No joke, last year I was taking the interstate out of the city on MDW and saw 3 accidents, literally every one of them had a jeet driving one of the cars and one of the accidents was 2 jeets
>>535532208sidenote but reminder that the "close door" buttons in elevators are placebo since the 90s
>>535528859It gets the opposite effect on me because (a) i'm fully insured for collision and (b) i want my shitty jeep to get rear-ended by a raging nigger.
>mfw cagers stuck seething in their impotent exchange of honkler wars between one anotherCouldnt be meGet lanesplit mogg'd
>>535527897I thought this happens in brown countries exclusively.
>>535531867I don't tailgate myself, but if I'm ever driving 55 in a 70 I'm not gonna be surprised if someone is on my ass trying to get around.Obviously it doesn't apply to surface streets where you're never going more than 45 anyway.
>>535527897I think traffic jams are always caused by a bunch of idiots that dont know how to drive properly.Either old people or women, or $oyboys.
>>535533133What do you think the USA is?
>>535528904Where I live, it can also mean, "watch out everybody I'm doing something stupid now," or "hey Bob it's me, Charlie; turn around and wave!" or "I'm too fat to park and ring your doorbell," or "woo-hoo muh sportsball team scored onna radio!"It used to annoy me that even the Whites here are horn niggers, but then I realized where I used to live honking was always an overture to combat and these simple bumkins aren't so bad after all.
>>535527897A honk is nothing more or less than a proper "Good morning sir!
>>535527897>if i tailgate traffic will move faster
>>535532208Relevanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUg1t-JfAyY
Suck my cock
>>535528724>brake checks yo bitchassIve done this to a cop one night
>my quints remain unchecked /pol/ is dead
>>535530734You're not doing shit cletus
>>535528859>>535529636>>535530734I drive the speed limit everywhere because I'm not a nigger. Not breaking the law is easy when you're not a nigger. Also, you won't do shit faggots.
>my quints AND trips remain uncheckedAll of 4chan is dead
>>535532823When you look at videos of how people drive on the streets of India, it makes sense. Indian roads have no rules. It’s just a free for all where people constantly just try to push around each other with their cars, trucks and mopeds. Lanes? Traffic lights? Stop signs? Signals? What’s that? Saaar get out of the way I am doing the needful now https://youtube.com/watch?v=UIthEM6pDqw
>>535531181I have the same attitude, but there is one thing that still pisses me off. The extremely bright LED lights
>>535530734Fuck you brownoid
>>535527897This doesn't happen in white societies, Ranjeet. >>535528724This does, tho>>535528904In third world countries they just lay on the horn for no reason until they burn out, no exaggeration. It's like watching a monkey get furious trying to use a tool intended for a human.
>>535533888>>535534208Summoning the chaos god is what got us five dollar a gallon gas, anon.
Browns love the horn.
>>535527897Kek, it's almost always women btw
>>535528724>doing seven over>grug still tailgatesWhat causes this behavior?
>>535533888Checked
>>535534146Going the speed limit does not free you the obligation to keep to the right side of the road.
>>535530734Idaho, Minnesota, Montana, and WashingtonThose are the only states in the US where it is legal to go faster than the speed limit to pass someone. Everywhere else you must stay at or below the speed limit anywhere on the road.
>>535534635I do keep to the right, I am white. I still get tailgated all the time and I never ever speed up. Watching niggers and faggots seethe in my rear view is endlessly entertaining.
>>535527897Good plan. And if you live in Texas and you lay on your horn long enough, the driver in front of you will turn around and shoot you right through his rear window.
If I dont someone else will.
>>535534603Lack of severe beating
>>535528724If someone rides my ass in a situation where I can't either go faster or move out of the way I immediately slow way the fuck down (from 10 over, which I normally go by default.)
>>535527897Story time. Last time I honked was when a dude abruptly pulled out in front my car, I had one of my kids with me. The dude went ape shit and chased me down the road coming along side swerving and screaming.luckily I spot two cop cars by the side of the road, stopped beside them and he sped off.Went home, circled the block a few times to make sure I wasn't being followed. Got in, short while later I got a phone call. I had been swatted by him. He had said I waving a gun around. Me on the street with my hands on my head. I see no cops, sad fuck it and turned to go back inside and spotted them with their SMGs lurking on my neighbors property. Went in, left the door open and sat on the couch directly opposite with my arms out straight and waited for what ever was gonna go down next.
>>535527897I only use my horn to honk a friendly hello beep to my neighbors or cute girls.
>>535527897I honk as a way of conveying "im here, be aware of me" or "im not gonna stop to let you cross, foot is not leaving the gas pedal so slow your roll"
>>535535232If this story doesn’t end with “so then I murdered him,” it’s bad
>>535527897you're supposed to honk the entire time you're driving
>>535528724>not my problem
>>535535632literally me
>>535527897I don't honk except for when people are asleep at red lights or if soneone else honks I honk with them. My horn sounds extremely gay but as part of a group it sounds like a strong faggot. My favorite part is one 2-3 other people join in from different directions of traffic, pretty rare, no one can tell whats going on, everything is loud as fuck and it's hard to tell how gay my horn sounds
>>535527897Honking culture here shows that Serbia is MENA extension, I mean, some other things show third worldism but this is the most obvious one.
>>535528724I drive the limit and i don’t apologize >>535533811Based
>>535527897Dumbshits fondling their smartphones while the light turns green.Damn right the fucking horn works, nigger!
>>535528724I immediately start going slower until they back off and resume normal speed if they stop being a faggot and will slow down again when they resume being gay. I also wait at green lights until its yellow
>>535535823Do any of you retards understand what the word traffic means
>>535535632The pan up to the crossing guard and school zone was pretty funny. I always slow done in school zones and I feel like people take it personally despite camera enforcement, they violently pass me or tailgate then proceed to drive under the speed limit outside the zone.
>>535527897Every car should have a horn that has a one in a hundred chance of just screeching nigger in the vehicle so loudly that the occupants go deaf.See if you niggers honk your horns then.
>>535535881>trafficTraffic literally means commerce.
>>535535881>there are no traffic lights in trafficHURR DURR
>>535535881To move sex slaves and drugs across borders.>>535535232You've just got to be ready with the steel.
>>535528724I slow down deliberately if someone is tailgating me when I'm doing the speed limit. Should have left earlier if you need to get there in such a hurry
>>535535771https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eOMB7GbnaeI
>>535532208But if you urinate on the whole panel inside a Chinese elevator, everything will burst into flame.>life hacks: the more you know
>>535535632This webm brings me great joy. Fuck people who can't calmly drive the speed limit.
>>535527897I have a extra loud horn in my car. Whenever i pass a bus station and see some normie is glaring at his phone ill pass by as close as i can and honk it. Once i saw in my back mirror a fat woman get so scared she dropped her phone and the car behind me ran over it. So lol
>>535535979Waiting at a light is distinct from being stuck in traffic, make all the retard noises you want, from you they aren’t ironic
>>535533333CheckedQUINTSUSA is brown confirmed
The best weapon is overt use of your phone, meaning point your phone at them and make it seem obvious you are recording them, normies hate that they will be posted and find themselves in a fail or dumbass compilation on youtube. Some dumb fuck girl pulled out in front of me and started driving 5 mph, whipped phone out and filmed her, she ended up chasing me around town, I hit a dead-end street and u turned out trapping her so I could get away. All I wanted was to pickup my $5 hot carl from little ceasars.
>>535534762I thought California had a "basic speed limit" law that stated the real limit is whatever speed is safe. Did they get rid of that?
>>535534635If you're mad about someone breaking the law because it prevents you from breaking a different law, you're a nigger.
>>535527897Are you a nigger or a jeet?
>>535537248You're close but I'm pretty sure that's just an italian.
>>535527897My favorite>Maybe if I go as fast as I can and then slam on my brakes, the traffic jam will clear itself up
>>535528593>all people are equal.That's fine, under a radical redefinition of people. You're not included.
>>535535632you can fucking hear this one lol
>>535528859I find only people who are afraid ride other peoples bumpers and let cars push them to go faster, stop being scared anon
>>535527897Yes it will because people get off their phones at lights and actually move their car when it's green.
My honk sound is a phone ringing.My phone sound is a horn honking.
>>535534466The beans use it for everything. It can mean both hello and goodbye. It can mean "I'm here" when they pull up in the driveway. It can be recognition, an expression of joy, of frustration, anger, and everything in between. Sometimes it's a celebration. Sometimes they just want to obnoxious. Truly the horn is the beaner's favorite part of any car.
>>535529935based beyond belief
>>535527897i like staying home
Is it bad i tailgate when some fag tries to force merge in front of me? Its very fun to hold the line as he seethes trying to wedge himself in, but my superior coordination leaves him no space between bumpers
>>535527897Horns don't even make traffic safer.They are useless and just create annoying noise.They should be banned.
>>535527897Do people in Sweden really sit around honking in traffic?
>>535537955Yes you should be nice to people just trying to weave in and be nice to people in general.
>>535532208Lay off me. It just feel good, okay?
>>535537955Yes, shit like that is how traffic backs up. Driving isn't a competition. You lose nothing when you let someone merge in front of you and you gain nothing by blocking them. You're brown though, so behavior that is a net negative for society is expected. It's why white people want to genocide non whites.
>>535533752All of a sudden you're all bootlickers for arbitrary speed limits, muh descendants of cowboys your just a city metrosexual.The solution is not to listen, but to bully women of the road. Will solve many problems. Sissy.
>>535528859This has the exact opposite effect on me. If I want them to leave I’ll just take my foot off the accelerator. If I want them to t o have a teachable moment, I will speed up only until I can block both lanes with another car.>>535529636Protip, retard: you being behind me has zero negative effect on me. Enjoy going ten under the speed limit with me.
>>535538238>bootlickerTranny coded language. You have to go back. YWNBAW
>>535538140>>535538221No turn signals = you shall not pass
>If I aggressively and unnecessarily pass you for no reason to get one car ahead in traffic in my big boy tonka truck i cant afford, I'll surely forget about my fat cunt of a wife and retarded kids and dead end job, when I'm Johnny Racer on the street everyone has to respect me
>>535538343Nice bait tranny bootlickerGo follow "speeding laws" made for women and old people while claiming muh superiority. I bet you get off humiliation as well.You have no relation to any masculinity or american history, your just a mcmutt sissy.
>>535537113That doesnt let you go faster than the posted speed limit, it means you can still be considered speeding even if you are below it but conditions still make it unsafe.
>>535528859I always slowdown for tailgaters
>doing 120 in an 80 roadHonest thoughts?
>>535533333Wasted digitz
>>535538366Two wrongs don't make a right pedro.
>>535536749You must be that jeet ive heard about, truly subhuman behavior
>>535527897>off topic >extremely low quality >1pbtid >150+ replies BAMP! because fuck you newfags.I hope this thread maxes out at 300+
>>535528110This. Boomer drivers are half asleep and heavily medicated, they need to wake up when the light changes.
>>535531638>honking regularlybrown-coded behavior
>>535528724especially in heavy traffic when you can clearly see there are cars in front of me and next to us
>>535532765
>>535539175Sage goes in all fields just like faggots like you take cock in all holes.
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