Why aren't you musclemaxxing, /pol/?You will need a strong muscular body to survive the upcoming colapse.
You shouldnt have to do heroics like workout like crazy to secure pussy. It's a sign something is wrong
>>535643132Im skinny maxing right now after I looked like I was pregnant in the mirror
>>535643132>upcoming colapseTwo more decades.
Pokemon sure has changed
>>535643132is this achievable natty on the thermos diet though?
>>535643425for the better
>>535643132Youre laughing but women with abs and a strong core usually also have incredibly strong pelvic floor muscles. Their vaginas have a suction that feels like what ancient texts must have been describing when they wrote about succubi
>>535643187>musclemaxxingshow clit
>>535643132Shut up
>>535643528i never laugh about this subject. its my thing.
>>535643132>lust provoking image>irrelevant time-wasting question
>>535643132Because I'm cardiomaxxing. I watched enough videos of ukrainian drafting methods to learn that all you need is a decent cardio to easily outrun the 'recruiters'.
It wont matter how big your muscles are if you dont know how to tie knots, clean game, start a fire, etc.
>>535643132You need fat to survive, not muscle
>>535643132Muscles require more calories and oxygen to maintain, you should skinny and manlet max.
>>535647102Just being big makes you need more calories. Big fat motherfuckers NEED to eat to sustain their size, and it's why they always feel like they are starving. Their body is burning a shitload of calories just by existing.
WUSHUMAXXING AT ALL HOURSGET A BIKE AND STOP DRIVING CARS LAZY AND FAT
>>535647185but obviously once food tuns short they can go a long time on very little. with just a source of clean water a big fat cunt could live for many weeks hidden away somewhere. some hot ripped little sextoy would perish very quickly.
>>535643187It's the age of heroes. Only the mighty will reproduce
think about why we need to exercise to build or even maintain muscle. if they are so useful why doesn't our body simply maintain them but breaks them down?
>>535643132>not packing on the pounds to surive longerNgmi
>>535643132In the middle of my 4th squat set. I have the ass of the greek gods, all meat, minimum fat.
>>535648568meanwhile in reality only the most dysgenic useless negative value rat garbage are reproducing and all the heroes are divorce raped
>>535648901>wired headphonesso sorry you're poormaybe you should have stayed in Yugoslavia instead of seceding?
>>535648901and all gay
>>535649135I am spending as little money possible on absolutely everything, this is why I am able to set aside 1500€ every month.
>>535649205Great, now I farted in the middle of the squat and it broke my set. You owe me dinner and a romantic walk, twink.
>>535649258thy quivering anus betrays thee
If you want a body for survival just copy a military routine, doesnt matter which one really.
>>535643132Abs is not sign of strength, it's a sign of not eating enough.
>>535643132Yeah, if there ever is any trouble, you can flex your muscles and look in the mirror.
>>535643132>gymfags thinking they're part of the next stagekek you're gonna spontaneously combust when you realize that you're not gonna be able to make your whey protein shakes anymore faggot.Real men go bear mode. You twinks are going to be sex objects for the next batch of leadership
>>535643132Get out.
>>535650232>Abs is not sign of strength, it's a sign of not eating enough.kek, keep on coping fattie
>>535649135Wired headphones are probably coming back now that even retards are realizing wireless garbage is just to sell batteries for 100 dollars
>>535650562this. never bought into wireless for this application. plus you pay 2x for the sample quality.
>>535643132guns
>>535643132warfare is all about drones nowYour best chance is to get really good at running and cyber security