He must now represent himself in court>A former JPMorgan Chase banker who launched a salacious sex abuse lawsuit against his boss has been abruptly dropped by his attorney hours before a court hearing. >Chirayu Rana, 35, was ditched by high-profile New York City lawyer Daniel Kaiser ahead of a hearing on Tuesday, per filings obtained by the Daily Mail. >Kaiser, who previously represented Jeffrey Epstein victims, agreed to be 'discharged' as attorney for Rana. >According to the filing, Rana will now be representing himself 'pro se' in court until he finds a new lawyer in his case against banking executive Lorna Hajdini, 37.https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15849727/JPMorgan-sex-slave-Chirayu-Rana-dropped-lawyer-Lorna-Hajdini.html
>>535839497Just look at that face and tell me you wouldn't sexually enslave that.
lol, just drop the lawsuit and move on
>>535839847And lose izzat? Lol, this is only going to end with his suicide.
>>535839497The scammer has been found out
>Rana will now be representing himself 'pro se'GROUNZ FOR THE VAGENE
>representing himself I hope it gets televised
>>535839497bet he wishes his fish head asian wife had those cannons now, huh?
>>535839497How much did JPMorgan pay the lawyer off the books to quit on him? It's becoming more and more likely that the claimed events actually transpired. Why else would JPMorgan have offered him a million in hush money
>>535839497dammit! I was sure he had video of those cannons.Guess he fucked up>I want to believe
>>535839497JPM PULLING OUT THE CANNONS SHE DID IT WHILE AN OFFICER OF THE COMPANY THEY COULD BE LIABLE
>>535839497Lawyers represent rapists and murderers on the daily and this dumb fuck gets his lawyer to quit before a hearing? This must be illegal unless the lawyer has a valid reason like this guy lying to him or faking shit to get him on the case.
>>535840342>the lawyer has a valid reason like this guy lying to him
>>535839497>when the case is so fucked even the kikest of kikes doesn't want to touch it, money be damnedLMAOThis filthy piece of shit is going to escalate for izzat points until the bitter end. He's going to hang himself, while the office bitch will have the biggest wtf moment in her life.
>>535839497>representing himselfWhat I'd give to see that
>>535840070>paykek, they didn't pay him shit. they threatened his life and lives of his family members. of course he dropped Rana after that
>>535840553
>>535839497Apparently he LIED.
>>535840484Gonna laugh so hard when he redeems his izzat and just gets reincarnated as another Indian afterwards.
>>535839497The Perfidious Tentacles of Jamie Dimon.
>>535839497It’s a story that’s funny either way. Either she is a crazy big titty nympho or he is a deprived pervert who has to explain how he came up calling his wife a fucking fish head lmao
>>535839497>>535839847>>535839925>>535840056
>>535839497This is what happens when you let a jew defend you against a jew company lmfao. Hopeless lamb for the slaughter. This shit probably was all real though.
>>535840966If the izzat escalation theory is correct, his office femdom story in the initial state is going to gradually turn into a hardcore pornography for a very peculiar audience. Whips, mutilation, scat and watersports, likely.
This is probably the first time in my life I support Albania and I fucking hate Albania
>>535839497benchod bitch lawyer probably a paki
i think even if my albanian milf boss did sexually harass me, i would have taken the 1million settlement
>>535839497It’s crazy there are anons on here low enough IQ to actually believe anything an Indian says kek. Really shows that despite all the LARPing as intelligent people a lot of anons are actually very stupid people.
Yeah both JP and he woman are gonna sue this guy into oblivion.And he'll be unemployable in his field.
>>535841371
>>535841906This, if it happened for real (doubt) he's already the luckiest jeet alive, getting paid a million for the privilege should have been a win; instead he decided to izzatmaxx like the stupid jeet he is.
>>535839847It's too late, he's getting counter sued for harassment/defamation now.Hopefully he gets deported!
>>535841909>It’s crazy there are anons on here low enough IQ to actually believe anything an Indian says kek It’s cuz he’s akshually Nepalese and Nepalese are so BASED
>>535839497Uncanny valley jeetman
>>535841906I bet you would sue her if she stopped to harass you
>>535842181
>>535841906That milli is probably looking like a sweet deal rn in face of all these Hebrew tricks. Still, I trust /ourjeet/ NEVER to back down.
>>535842336
>>535839497But what about all the video evidence?Surely he will win with that
LMFAOOOO THIS GUY IS A LOLCOW
Wasn't he offered a million to go away? I'm sure like most gamblers he's kicking himself for not taking that and will now be begging for it.
>>535842885Jeet wants 10 million
>>535840070$1m is fucking nothing compared to the fallout of this entire thing being a total clownshow even if JPM was in the right (it obviously is).There may have been some actual off color comments, enough to be embarrassing to the organization when it came out in discovery, but, it's extremely obvious nothing played out the way he claimed it did. He was fishing for a big settlement but he ended up stuck in an izzat spiral.>>535840342It's almost like the guy flagrantly lied to him and now the lawyer has to choose between lying to the court (illegal, qualifies for disbarment, could potentially be proven in discovery though unlikely due to attorney-client privilege) or dropping his representation.
LOL HE CANT EVEN REMEMBER HIS OWN FANFICTION OR KEEP THE STORY STRAIGHT
>>535839497He must take the case to court or the izzat loss would be catastrophic Pro se or jeet lawyer kino?
>>535839497LOLLLLLLgood for the attorney - he finally woke up. he even managed to get a settlement offer that chirayu rejected.attorney finally realized how terminally jeet this case is and dropped it.
>>535839497When do we get to see her? I want to know if she actually has big cannons
>According to the Juggernaut, Rana did not provide the documentation, and Bose recalled his response when she followed up on it: “I think there has been a clear mistake here … I’ve never shared any information with you and your team. We are speaking with Verizon now. My account has been compromised.” Bose wrote that Rana “then proceeded to block our number.” (A lawyer for Rana did not respond to New York’s request for comment.)>AskALawyerOnCall messages>The New York Post reported earlier this month that Rana was identified as the user posing questions ten months ago to the online legal-advice platform, AskALawyerOnCall.com. “I was raped, secually assulted [sic], harassed, and forced to do drugs by my former boss at Morgan Stanley,’’ read the message. The user referred to the alleged abuser as “he,” noted the Post. When asked by the Juggernaut about screenshots from the legal-advice site, Rana said he had “no idea what that is” and suggested they were “deepfakes.”HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He also accused a male boss of raping him at a different employer online. When confronted with contradicting details, he claimed his Verizon account was “hacked”.
>>535841097>This is what happens when you let a jew defend you against a jew company lmfaodingdingding
>>535841097No the reason his lawyer dropped him is because his lying and scamming is so blatant
>>535843457imagine defending jp fucking morgan>but 1M is nothing to themsure sure then why was that the first offer and they made more afteryou kids are naive af that think a business is going to just make millions of dollars tier offers with nothing more than the jeet's words to go onthere is evidence in this, guaranteedotherwise JPM makes the jeet no offers to settleonly gay retarded incel plebbitors think otherwise
i was roasting that attorney on pol for even taking the case - someone must have told him what i was saying.
>>535844380How many broken bones is that
>Indian lies and tries to scam jewish lawyer
>>535844143>the jews at AskALawyerOnCall.com leaked shit from their platform and it must have been legit because how could it not be a hypotheticalfuck off, jew
>>535844619>I was roasting one of epstein's attorneysnobody believes you, jew
>>535844736Skull and brain probably intact, the nature loves to prolong pointless suffering
>>535844380Not true>spurious allegation with no backing documentation>smallhat lawyer sees a small shut up settlement that he can wrangle with little/no effort>jeet thinks the company is capitulating because he has a position of strength, not that it's just cheaper then fighting the allegation>jeet refuses, needs his maximal izzat and payout>jeetorini now needs to prove his case in court>judean lawyer bails at this pointJew lawyer was 100% fine with him being blatantly lying and scamming, it only became a problem when the case shifted from *making* a scam allegation and *proving* a scam allegation. Jew signed up for a driveby scam settlement, not a protracted scam case with no evidence.
>>535842242She's not counter seeing she's declaring a Gjakmarrja (blood feud) against him.
>>535839497What a giant faggot. He probably made it up to conceal an overwhelming prostate fetish.
>>535843119I want to believe!
>>535839497lmao
>>535839497CEO-saars... how could do they do this to us? We're the most intelligent and sexually desirable, we're the CEO of microsoft...
Is his fetish trying to make the courtroom read and validate his cringey fanfiction?
>>535839497>Dropped by lawyerYeah, he 100% made this shit up. Typically Indian behavior.
>>535839497>Ranaisn't that a chick name ?
>>535845190It's a frog name
Uh oh? bharatbros, this doesn't look good... another massive izzat blow to the indian race
>>535839497So what happened, this pajeet made it up or got paid off
>>535844380Fucking nightmare fuel in that video.
>>535844927Good point
>>535845190I knew a jeet with this last name who was always bragging about how rich his family was and how his mom drove a porche. It was a cayenne btw. Legitimately one of the most insufferable annoying people I ever had the misfortune of knowing
>>535839497>hadjiniNot exactly white last name. Paki or indian
>>535839497Saars he got the dream, he got bobs and vageen how did he fumble so?
>>535840070This. The elites play a whole different game
>>535845190>Martin Shkreli also speculated that Rana might be a spoiled descendant of a Royal Nepali family. The surname is linked to one of Nepal’s most powerful, controversial political dynasties.>“The Rana family was the family that was leading Nepal…in a fairly authoritative fashion,” Shrestha said. “They ruled, one could say, with an iron fist.”>In 1857, Jung Bahadur Rana sent thousands of Nepali troops to assist the British in suppressing theSepoy Mutiny, an uprising of Indian soldiers against their colonial masters. In return, the British largely allowed the Rana regime autonomy. And so, Shrestha pointed out, the Rana family is also credited with modernizing Nepal.>Today, many view the family with rose-tinted glasses. “The Rana family are thought of with a bit of a nostalgic lens with today’s Nepali people, particularly the older generation,” Shrestha noted. “There’s been a lot of…changeover in…prime ministers…so when they think of the Rana period, they associate that with stability.”>Many in the Rana family still have power. They also send their children abroad, to elite universities.>So was Chirayu Rana part of this famed royal family? “I have no comment on that,” Rana replied. “I don’t want to talk about family.”
This has to be the funniest event all year. How could you possibly top this?
the person you should feel bad for is the attorney who put his rep on the line for this case.he even got a settlement for $1 mil that chirayu rejected. the attorney lost out on his ~25% contingency fee of $250,000 over saaar drama.
>but it did get worseI don't want to jinx it but we may be looking at the year-defining if not decade-defining meme story.
>>535840342He's a jeet. Of course he lied to his lawyer.
>>535839497Momo lookin ass nigga
KEK!!!
>>535845402She's Albanian. Albania is right next to Macedonia where Alexander the Great is from, and not far from Croatia, which I always considered white. See: >>535842181 >>535842336 >>535842665I did get them confused with Armenians at first, just from the name, but Armenians are swarthier and more Muslim. I don't think I've seen an Albanian flag on here more than a handful of times
>>535845627>he even got a settlement for $1 mil that chirayu rejectedWhat a retarded greedy jeet turning down a 1 million settlement.
>>535845627Why are poop men like this
>>535845641Even look at the dude’s goofy ass grin, shits so funny>didn’t have a wife>lied about his father dying to get paid leave so he could file the lawsuit and write his fanfiction>when confronted with contradictory details from his story, claims he was hacked and never spoke to anyone>Courtroom reads the “fishead cannons” line aloud, he says “did I say that” and acts confused, can’t keep his story straight
>>535845724I see them post on here it's uncommon but they're here. They're not as internet addicted as Romanians
>>535839497Hes ethnic chinese
Any explanation from jeets as to why he would rationally refuse her hypothetical advance?
>>535845724They are a mix of mountain tribes who spent the last 2,000 years murdering each other over sheep grazing rights.They served as effective buffer against the Ottoman Turk for a bit, but then the western powers left them out to dry and they got fucked.
i m willing to grant him the benefit of the doubt pmaybe he is telling the truth, however, for the sake of argument let’s assume he is lying. what impact would that have on the public perception of jeets ? would it further intensify the hostility and stigma directed toward them?
>>535845835SAAAR!!!! HE WAS [insert Indian-adjacent ethnicity here] SAARR!!!!!!!
>>535845705Nepalis sell a street food called momo here
>>535845869They did have one really great leader in a fella named Skanderbeg, whose banner serves as the flag of Albania to this day.
>>535845402>>535845724yep
>>535845905He's literally your ethnicity zhang
>>535845882Everyone already assumed the jeet was lying, that's the state of jeet izzat in 2026.
>>535845964lmao here comes the cope>you're chinese!!!>you're not white!!!>you're muslim!!!okay buddy jeet
>>535845821It's so ridiculous that I'm sort of thinking he's based and rooting for him at this point.>assuming the whole thing is not an entirely fake story and these people do exist in reality, thenthat boss bitch he is defaming with his ridiculous lies is probably a jumped up cunt anyway. We've seen many baseless #MeToo claims against men and while that does not mean it's OK to do it to women, now that the jeet has actually started it, why can't we cheer him on a bit?I hope he doubles down, gets deported to India obviously and then starts a Youtube channel or something.
>>535845835This explains perfectly well why Nepal and Bhutan were able to stay independent from British rule. Genetcially superior Chinese > Brown Poopazoids
>>535845951>>535845828Their flag is awesome. Nazi Germany tier
#MePoo #CannonsUnleashed #BrownBoy
>>535845821He's a high-functioning schizophrenic who dug too deep a reality hole.
>>535839925one can hope
>>535839497The only defense argument that woman needs is>your honor just look at this guy
I bet chirayu hasnt even paid the invoice for his attorney yet. and likely wont
>>535846099He's a lolcow, I hope the full court proceedings will produce many good laughds, I'm rooting for him to izzatmax and drag this out as long as possible
>>535846162It's the flag of a guy who was really good at killing Muslims serving as the flag of a Muslim majority nation.
Good news for JPM - this whole event greatly increased their izzat in the public view.
>>535846351agreed
>>535839497Still no photos with cannons.
>>535845627I can imagine the meeting being the opposite of the now legendary do not redeem call>Chirayu you must redeem the 1 million dollars>I will not redeem>CHIRAYU BLOODY BITCH JEET IT'S THE FAKEST STORY I HAVE EVER BROUGHT TO SUIT AND THEY'RE WILLING TO PAY YOU 1 MILLION DOLLARS TO DROP IT YOU MUST REDEEM>I am bringing the suit to court>CHIYARUUUUUUUUU*static noises*
>>535845531Why won’t he answer the question? He sounds ashamed of it.
>>535846426Did she attend the hearing today?Are the paparazzi slacking? or is she just a made up AI woman?
>>535839497Allegedly this guy wears a wedding ring and claims he's married, but none of the people who have ever been close to him have seen his "fish head" wife.
>>535839497Giggity
>>535846556>is she just a made up AI woman?This until proven otherwise.This goes for all media stories on all topics too, by the way.
>>535846481The Chirayu Rana Storydirected by M Night Shamaylan
>>535845751Settlment no doubt came with a NDA and he wanted to brag about his sexual exploits.
>>535846564It's going to be hilarious when he has to explain this in court.
The Asian wife cope, classic lawyer chess match at play, learned this at Yale
Spread the word Indians are running out of mangos because they have no fuel and no fertilizers needed to properly cultivate fruits and vegetables. They don’t eat meat too.
>>535846196It's not that deep man, he's just one of the 1.5 billion piece of shit lying, scheming, defrauding, perverted indians out there.
Confirmed without a doubt lying. Shouldn't have gotten an Epstein victim lawyer.>>535839991JEKSHUN THOSE ARENT CANONS MORE LIKE A HANDGUN SIZED BOB
anyone here watch Desi Bling? its about wealthy Indians living in Dubai, decent.
>>535846556She's real and she looks and acts like this
>>535846796>Shouldn't have gotten an Epstein victim lawyer.He needed to maximize his izzat in the moment saar. Shady schlomo who would get the job done is beneath a bharati king such as himself
>>535846564>>535846416>>535846351>>535846099We forgot more funny details, he got other unnamed witnesses “family friends” to join in on the scam and claim they were at his apartment when she tried to coerce them into a threesomeSo if he had a fishhead wife, which he doesn’t, then why was his female boss supposedly at his apartment drinking alcohol at night? So some random family friend jeets joined in on the scam after he retracted the original court filing and added extra details to it.Also why would a woman want to roofie a man except to steal his shit? How would he know it was roofies? Why don’t he get tested and press criminal charges when they could test the drug in his system if any of this were true?
I used to work in an office with all women and my female manager used to make advances on me but she was very nice and polite about it not aggressive or pushy. Like she would give me things like chocolate and coffee and compliment me on my physical appearance and give me special treatment like letting me go home early on Fridays and asking me if I wanted to do anything with her after work or at the weekend and she would also sit with me and talk about non work matters for several hours and she used to get me to come into her office and help her with trivial matters like helping her write her emails and she would stand behind me with her hands on my shoulders rubbing them while I sat in her chair writing the emails. I'm not 100% sure if she was sexually interested in me or just being very nice. As she also got mad when some other woman in another department was rude to me and she said she was going to deal with her.
>>535846963if she truly looked like that i would have divorced my fish head wife for her
>>535846963>>535847066She's used to getting whatever she wants, all her life. But so is he.
>>535847064looks like you couldn't handle the cannons, anon
fish heads been real quiet since this dropped
>>535839497HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAJAHHAHAAA>izzat status?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH>fish head wife?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA>cannonsI can't anymoreIf I were a jeet I would self-deport back to braaaaprat
>>535842665What a disappointing wembo, no vehicular manslaughter at all despite dancing like retarded thots on a public road
>>535847165hmm? No I got along very well with her. There was no issues or anything. I was just never sure if she was just being nice to me fir niceness sake or if she was actually interested sexually. She also cried on my last day if that means anything.
>>535846641ok.. I have to come clean, no one will believe it, but here>years ago in NY city i was dating Hadjini. We went to her apartment unit, and I saw two men inside. I told her are you kidding me? Tfuck is this cuck shit? I am not sharing you with any bady, than i left them and went back home.I swear it happened
>>535840070A lawyer dropping a client is 99% of the time about the client not being truthful with them
>>535847206>If I were a jeet I would self-deport back to braaaapratHe can now larp as an oldschool guru and teach sexual tantra or something
>>535847011>random family friend jeets joined in on the scam after he retracted the original court filing and added extra details to itLmfao yes the support jeets probably wanted to get a cut of the money so they backed him up and now it's just full on JP Morgan tangled in a web of jeets pulling a perverted defamation scam on them. It's hilarious to imagine them in some police department back office poorly trying to corroborate the story with bad details "yes saar this slut was really horny for brown boys and was asking for threesome. I was there saar I have seen her cannons and vagene."
>>535846162Twin headed eagles are freemasonry 101, dumbass
>>535842665>ripped jeans girlUNLEASH MY CANNON!saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>535839800I'd sexually enslave some random dog's dick to that mouth.brb.... New AI prompt. Will post ASAP.
>>535847308THE MORNING OF THE COURT APPEARANCETHE BANK DEPLOYED THE CANNONS
>>535840484>He's going to hang himself, How can we encourage this?
>>535839497why nobody believe anyone was lusting after subhuman jeet? Shocking.
>>535839497v-victory?
>>535841097Nobody in the US is calling chinks "fish head". That slur died decades ago. Vietnam produced way better slurs for Asians.
>>535842665>>>535845724 >>535847267 >>535847546
>>535844143>A-a-a-nndd then she said she will keep me on the team, no matter my lack of skill, for a whole year, bu bu buhht only if I hit that blunt and later her P--p-pusyHHHUAUAHAUAHU.
>>535847977gyat
>>535847977you cannot suffer in Albania
>>535845531Wonderful.
>>535839497I've since begun to include "these cannons" into my regular vocabulary.
>>535839497Clearly his lawyer is racist
>>535839925They don't suicide. He will double-down again.
>>535847977>>>535848187 >>535848222https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779823322001067.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779823322001067.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779823322001067.mp4
>>535839847He turned down $1m
>>535844069wtf! she's so evil
Lol women are such whores
>>535844985>>535840113>I want to believe I'm rooting for him entirely because it would be insanely hot if she was really such a nymphomanic bully. Saying this as a white man who just wants to be under mommy's thumb
>>535844457>only gay retarded incel plebbitors think otherwiseOnly Jews try to win with childish shit like this
jp morgan paid off the lawyer that likely was looking for exit strategies after the jeet got greedy and refused to original settlement, as there's literally no way this lawsuit was gonna get won.Most fascinating part is seeing how everyone in JP corpo came out to gossip about hese two
Wtf is izzat?
>>535848833let me tell you a story>the gay boy who has had a crush on me for years commented SUE, faggot killed himself for melol
>>535843551>jeet lawyeryeah but he would have to bring his fellow jeet judges and juries to subvert the subverters and drown the entire system in shit, it should be televised for maximum lulz
>>535848615HE IS A BENCHOD MADARCHOD BITCH LASAGNA HOW CAN HE REFUSE TO DO THE NEEDFUL
>>535839497Life is such a comedy , low iq like him gets high level job just because i have a big diplomat from india saar xd
>>535840966Bangladeshi or a Paki would be infinitely worse. kek
Now you can kinda understand why women see men as creepers and sex pests, look at the length this jeet went through to publish his erotic fanfiction over his female coworker
>>535839847Drop the lawsuit? He is sued for defamation. It's too late
>>535847369True. Imagine how many thirsty browcels he can scam with 'coaching' and 'seminars'
>>535839497>mountainjeet goes to a lawyer with a high profile sex and power abuse story>the lawyer is skeptical but jeet insists it's all true, all of it happened and they are in for a big money>he brings some other jeets who corroborate his tall tale and promise to testify under oath>the entire story hits the mass media, hilarity ensues>jeet doubles down to everyone>two days before the hearing he admits to his lawyer he is running a scam because if the lawyer is not aware, they will certainly lose>lawyer drops him like a hot potatoDid I get it right?
>>535844309Explain why his Jewish lawyer was defending Epstein victims against the very same Jewish company? You retarded shitjeet
>>535840070>Why else would JPMorgan have offered him a millionbecause that is the standard severance pay they offer every fired employee
>>535850733Why would the lawyer believe him when he says he has tons of evidence but refuses to even share it with him?
>>535841097>the gyppojeet defending his brother in izzatlmao
>>535840966>>535850342>Bangladeshi or a Paki would be infinitely worse He’s Nepali which is the best of the bunch, one more missstep and he will get threatened with being downgraded to paki, Indian, OR Bangladeshi.
>>535845139>on the edge of her seat for the smelly poojeet>to send him pics of bobs vagene and feetwhat a cliffhanger, could be a real bangerWill the court have her abort the brown baby with a coat hangerHow will the story end with the chapters yet unwrittenWhen upon his poopdick her vagene could be smitten>>535846125lel>>535846193lmao>>533935104
>>535839497am i ever going to stop hearing about this nothingburger
>>535845724armenians aren't muslim you 70 IQ faggot
>>535845951He was a Muslim man despite the narratives. Killed Christians, killed anyone that went against him especially Serbs. Thought he would get help if he cucked to the papacy, got betrayed, went fucking up ebrrybody around beserker style.
>>535847977Circle dancing is Turkish culture thoughbeit.
>>535850959>he says he has tons of evidence but refuses to even share it with him?Did he even claim that? One of the often brought up comments on the case is that he should have tons of it in the smartphone era. The only thing he had was the testimonies of two other jeets. If you don't have any hard evidence in a case like these, it's always he said she said, so witnesses are your only leverage. If he claimed to the lawyer that he had them, and that everything did happen, there would be grounds for at least a settlement outside of the court and a nice paycheck for the lawyer. Or a huge boost to his career, even. I could see why he wouldn't dumpster the case out of the bat, especially if he is a niggerlover. And the visajeet finally cracked just before the hearing and admitted he lied about everything.
>>535851083No bitch. We believe victims here. Cry about it
>>535851115whatever, fag. Albania is more muslim. Maybe they shouldn't have picked such similar names huh? Stupid A***nians
>>535851382Some Albanians and Armenians have ancient Yamnaya paternal roots from Ukraine before it was infested with slavs. The lineages have been separated for more than 5000 years. Armenians have mostly middle eastern women so their genes gravitate towards the Middle East racially speaking.
>>535851304he said he had hard evidence in an interview.
>>535851304>Did he even claim that? Yes.>Rana claimed he possessed extensive evidence supporting his allegations. He said he could provide evidence showing that Hajdini exercised “direct supervisory influence” over him despite not being his formal manager as well as forensic analysis of devices, internal HR complaints, Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) filings, and additional anonymous witness affidavits. He also referenced documentation tied to settlement negotiations, including that JPMorgan increased its offer “after more evidence was discovered.”
>>535851538>>Rana claimed he possessed extensive evidence supporting his allegations.Excellent. In that case he can present it before the court, or even better, before the whole world. Can't wait.
>>535851083no. this is meme gold
>>535851589Apparently a big of not the whole reason his lawyer dropped him is because he’s been giving interviews.
>>535839800Considering he's over 6' I'm about 50% sure it's true.
>>535851844Fair play. Kek just imagine being his fucking lawyer>okay man you actually have a prima facie case>just don’t do THIS ONE THING>jeet literally cannot stop himself from doing THIS ONE THINGHilarious
>>535851524His hard evidence is in his pants since he’s a sissy minded gooner
Are the kike banks gonna start being afraid to hire jeets now?
>>535852123>>535841236
>>535852278>was I quoted saying thatLmfaoo he can’t even own up to writing the “your little Asian fishhead wife doesn’t have these CANNONS” line
>>535839497No you don’t have to represent yourself. Unless he fired his lawyer, that is an almost guaranteed extension.
>>535852264>oh noooo I’m still making millions of dollars AND get to be the victim>my life is le ruined!t. No woman ever
>>535852264It's gonna be fun when her legal team plays all the AI vids made of her as evidence of reputational harm.To those brave anons spending their tokens on cannons we cannot handle, her lawyers working on commission salute you.
>>535852278kek
>>535847943I think by "asian" in the "asian fish head wife" allegation, he meant indian. Its another tell that the whole thing is fake, because no non-jeet refers to jeets as asians.
>>535839497she owns you brown boi
>>535851036I thought there's no such thing in reincarnation, to be downgraded in the evolutionary hierarchy
>>535853198He claims she also said “chink wife” another time separately
>>535853198>>535841264
>>535839847NOnomy nigga has to represent himselfthe trial must be broadcast across the universe
>>535851299sure sure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JHCh7qdyDY
>>535853198Nepalese consider themselves mountain chinks not jeets
>>535847725By cannon posting
>>535851857She’s less than half his size, wouldn’t that make it harder for her?
Ive been out of the loop for weeks. What's the QRD on fishhead wife and cannons?
>>535854064
>>535853833Calling them jeets is the biggest insult you can give them. No wonder he had a complex about people calling him Indian, I would too.
>woman in jew daycare at JPMorgan protected by jewish establishment vs random indian And pol side with the woman. Interesting..
Jeets are walking shitting punchlines lmao.Did he have to defend himself in broken bobble-de-doop language?
>>535851857Unfortunately this is very true. I have very unattractive friends who are over six foot and when we go to a club or bar all they have to do is walk up and the chances of leaving with the girl there and then are high. Meanwhile I work out, have an above average face but am an manlet and have to do social gymnastics absolutely flawlessly for up to an hour for the same result. Height trumps nearly everything except maybe being rich.
>>535847308>Dropping a client literally hours before the hearing, and giving no prior public notice that that was about to happen, to give his financial goliath opponent the highest possible chance to win thisSure fucking thing, totally-not-a-shill-future-windchime-because-you're-here-on-this-board-cover-running-for-the-epstein-class-and-the-illegitimate-US-govt.This just reeks of the epstein connected kikes and shabbos fallgoys (who used JPM for their worldwide head-kike-ingratiating-at-the-cost-of-all the-real-world-forced-to-deal-with-goys-taking-the-hits financial schemes and crimes (like the 2008 GFC, that epstein help cause); to the point that JPM would have rather given 150 million dollars to the families of the epstein victims, than have anything about their epstein-list clients being brought to public light and the public now making connections about whom was really involved and what the island and ranch dealings could have then really all been all about (hint: the sex trafficking was the tip of the iceberg as to these transnationalist criminals literally defrauding the entire world to impoverish us all to then go on to enslave us further through the present technocracy we see coming out of the shadows today. If ehud barak never met with thiel and introduce epstien to him, we literally wouldn't have palantir-made 'vice president vance' or any of this "star gate" bullshit; as just a small example of the wide reaches of what esptein's shadow work would go on to cause. The idea of the panopticonic AI surveillance state, which had been around for decades prior in these "elite" circles, was made into a now real physical tangible reality due to epstein's networking and blackmail-pact work of the key financial, corporate, governmental, IC, MIC, and scientific players for the globalist whom wish to literally IoB AI mind control enslave us all.)), just rigging a situation through underhanded and secretive means like they always do.
>>535839832Kek
>>535854064his wife looks like the character Fishstick and that Lorna has cannon boobs.
>>535854213>cannon and fish head
>>535853896Naw. Women who are short are even more desperate for a tall man. Same for women who are ugly, they insist on a chad even harder. Women want from men qualities they themselves lack.
>>535854966I get that, I just don’t understand how she could physically overpower him.
>>535845531I thought that name sounded familiar.
>>535840342>This must be illegalThere's no law that says you have to represent someone. Fucking yuros man, need a law for everything.
>>535840484Can someone please explain to me what "izzat" is so I dont have to ask Claude?
>>535855837Read it its long but gives you a rough idea.
>>535851524Bet he outsourced his evidence to the same source you outsourced your intellect to.
>>535855837nigger wtf is that picture
>>535855837Face culture dialed to 11 and then some.
>>535839497she realy did asualt me sars pls beleve
>>535840070lmao rajesh what the fuck are you doing in finland
>>535854728lolEvery single jamnigger is absolutely broken now and it's hilarious.
>>535854728k didn't read but she's pretty and blond and he's a pajeet so I don't even care if she's guilty of war crimes and he's a choir boy eagle scout, I literally hope he and his whole family dies and I hope she gets paid a bonus from money you were forced to pay into this kiked system
>>535847453>Twin headed eagles are freemasonry 101, dumbassIt's an old Iranian zodiac symbol that the Romans borrowed and subsequent HRE entities continued to use
Imagine if he has to recite the “your fishhead wife doesn’t have these cannons” line in a goofy accent“Deploy the bobs and cannons Saar”
>>535839497All this time and no pics of said cannons. I am disappointed.
>>535840070this, it's so obvious. and i hate to side with a jam boy, ESPECIALLY one with a fish head wife
America fucking hates men asking to be treated fairly today. Can't help but hate America back.
>>535853198you think wrongslants look like fish people
>>535855049Fight back and see what HR does to you.
>>535839497Interesting. Did J. P. Morgan hit him with a $10 million dollar retainer to represent them instead? That could imply the poo is not lying. Or maybe the lawyer just decided he was lying and it was going to end badly.
Why are pajeets so ugly and stupid?
>>535844927>OY GEVALT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN TURN DOWN THE OFFER!?!>you schmuck! I am out!I can 100% see this happening
>>535840070Finns are always the dumbest anons. It's amazing.
>>535845402worse than the jew, she is, may god forgive me for saying the word, an Albanian
>>535856713Its for you footfags in the audience.
>>535845531> So was Chirayu Rana part of this famed royal family? “I have no comment on that,” Rana replied. “I don’t want to talk about family.”So the answer is Yes. No wonder he went the balls to the walls turbo Izzat maxing
This is what you get for hiring jeets, JP Morgan.
>>535854491Only someone with a low IQ would ever believe the jeets story. You must be really fucking dumb if you can't figure that out. Wait are you related to that shitskin?
>>535843457>stuck in an izzat spiralkek
>>535854491No one is gonna side with you jamniggers ever. The only people you are gaslighting are the other jamniggers in different discord groups doing the same kind of shit posting as you, but you aren't coordinating with them and end up stepping on each others toes.
>>535854491and their lack of proper priority here is why they lose this war and get called incel forever.
>>535839497>He must now represent himself in court
>>535839497>Your opening statement?>SAAR I SEND HER MANY MESSAGE ASKING FOR BOB AND VAGENE>BUT I GET NOT SINGLE REPLY>THIS IS LITERALLY RAPE SAAR
>>535857476He’s Nepalese + tall, handsome, rich, royalty.
>>535841906That's why no one will remember your name.
>>535854728Who the fuck is reading all of that lmao. Mind broken jeet retard. I hope the big titty albanian whore wins this just to see you faggots seethe even more
>>535849926saar my ID provides rhymes for freeto save fair maiden from big black bbc
>>535859261Everyone will surely remember "that goofy looking pajeet" for all time. Stories will be told of "that goofy looking pajeet's" exploits to your great great grandchildren.
>a white woman FORCED herself to have sex with me!>this totally happened!>t. a brownoid manletdoes anyone really believe his side of the story
>>535839497>white woman raping a 4/10 jeet Tell me how I know this didn't happen and this fag is just trying to farm izzat
>>535859806>manlet
>>535845724>Armenians>muzziesYou wat mate?
>>535847453No they aren’t. Wtf?They have been used as symbols of authority since the early Bronze Age
>>535840070>Why else would JPMorgan have offered him a million in hush moneyDumb ass look at this case, it's all over the internet despite being obvious total bullshit.
>>535841080>430,000 Indians applied thinking they will be able to become sex slaves to white women after a jeet tried to use Jugaad to increase his Izzat.
>>535839497based jew leaving the jeet to the wolves.
>>535851299>only Turks dance in a circle
>>535854213This one got me good.
>>535851694>not so fast shyster!
>>535858808>but am Nepalese Saar, not Indian. We are Asian!>the women are doing the sexual harassment against me with of the big cannons
>>535839497Lies so egregious that even his lawyer's willful ignorance couldn't shield him from the truth. Once his lawyer knew that it was a false accusation, he couldn't ethically continue.The judge and even the other lawyers involved can't say that, but they know that. Now they have to pretend like they don't know it (those are the rules of the game).
>>535839497uh oh, scamming jeet thought he was gonna get settled out of court, now he wont get a pennyjeet scammer
>>535852264Absolutely brutal
>>535861096>lawyer>ethicallamo
>>535854491>>535858679You must redeem the believe saar
>>535840554>Memeflaggot to defence
>>535840070There is no evidence a settlement was offered. That is just another claim by the poojeet fan fiction writing scammer. I would like to know if the lawyer suddenly got a fat retainer from someone connected to J.P. Morgan though.
>>535854728Punctuation! Motherfucker, do you use it!
>>535859490Forever immortalized in the ballad of horny lorna.
>>535839497> big titty> bigThose cannons are B-cups at best. Small arms, really.
>>535839925I cannot believe he's unironically doing all that for this retarded izzat concept.
>>535861226They're not, but if he persisted with a materially fake claim there'd be a paper trail tying him to it.
>>535847299This one time I went into an apartment and she was sitting on a throne surrounded by brown men in gimp suits and she was using one as a footstool and it was Rama.
>>535839847The whole point of the lawsuit was revenge and to fish for a payout. Hes untouchable in the business world now and his izzat is obliterated. He has to see it through and then flee back to India afterward.
>>535861055
>>535861638I believe it
>>535840070Imagine he's lying and he didn't take the money what a gigantic fuck up
>>535862226$1 million was not enough for the jeet. The jeet wanted $50 million so he could by half of India's poo supply.
>a jeet>rape genetically coded into its scatological DNA>sports a mug that looks like a turd squelched during constipation>claims that a 7/10 poojeeta with money "raped" himThat's one of the most distinct aspects of the "Turdification" of the world: Seeing just how abjectly infantile and, thus, absurd the antics of these sub-races are. It's why jeet and chink corruption is so in-your-face and ridiculous -- they simply did not evolve the faculties for understanding, ergo, formulating subtly, and do shit in ways that is, to humans, Monty Python tier ludicrous.>this will become normalised, and their reality will become your society
>>535862115#MeToo
>>535857058>>535857150>>535859340>>535861398Interesting how none of you read his post at all, yet you're all insulting him for it. You're all newfags and shills and you should be ashamed.
>>535840070One million is probably what JP Morgan pays for annoying lawsuits to go away as standard practice. Jeet wanted more and decided to go to court like a retard.
>>535846796nah, he isn't lyingthe sheer amount of negative media attention on this man tells me it's all true, and more
>>535862482Nobody is reading that garbage. And yes, I've been here since 2013. I am indeed a newfag. Id argue about 95% of /pol/ is considered newfags if not more.
>>535842665crazy to think that these are probably multiple years younger than me now
>>535844457honestly 1m really is nothing to them. Its probably less damaging than having the entire retarded trial happen. Or maybe its a pr campaign for them? First time ever im siding with the jews
>>535857521and he is right. The jeet couldve had 750k+the izzat of being desired by a far superior woman, even compensated for it, the lawyer 250k. Now he gets nothing and will end up losing all izzat. Probably doomed to be reincarnated as a worm, or even worse a jeet yet again
>>535859340not even the walls of constantinople could withstand the wrath of albanian cannonsthe seethe will be eternal
This needs a new thread
