>UK agrees £3.7bn trade deal with six Gulf stateshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g85dryv24o>Teenage girl, 15, is 'bundled off leafy Cheshire street into van by random knifeman and held for seven hours': Man, 56, is arrestedhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15835391/Teenage-girl-15-bundled-van-random-knifeman-held-seven-hours-Man-56-arrested.html>Brighton beach tragedy: Locals' theory emerges after three sisters die in the seahttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2207950/brighton-beach-tragedy-key-theory-emerges-after-three-sisters-die-sea>Heckler tells Reeves: ‘You’re ruining the country’https://archive.ph/YSmog>Burnham to back Shabana Mahmood’s immigration changes, allies sayhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/20/burnham-to-back-shabana-mahmoods-immigration-changes-allies-say>Average Briton now struggles to identify deepfakes, study findshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/average-briton-struggles-identify-deepfakes-b2979372.html>PM ‘reaffirms’ Ukraine backing in call with Zelensky amid sanctions criticismhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/keir-starmer-volodymyr-zelensky-government-ukraine-chris-bryant-b1283089.html>Youtube and TikTok failing to protect children - Ofcomhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-21/youtube-and-tiktok-failing-to-protect-children-ofcom>Labour’s gender critical women tell Burnham to clarify his views on trans rightshttps://archive.ph/ZE1dN>Ed Miliband advising Andy Burnham on how to calm bond market fearshttps://archive.ph/q0dDk>Death of Henry Nowak raises questions over police responsehttps://thecatholicherald.com/article/death-of-henry-nowak-raises-questions-over-police-response
>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/reform-uk-immigration-jenrick-zia-yusuf-farage-b2983620.html>Reform’s Robert Jenrick and Zia Yusuf in public spat over party’s immigration policyHold the line, Reform sisters!! Deploy more battle bots and attack Restore Britain. Just leak more DMs, search up some old social media comments, run a smear campaign... Just do something!! Our great leaders Zia Yusuf and Robert Jenrick will sort this out, just trust the plan and believe in them!! - charles88351
BOSH
Lowefags....Wtf I thought we were supposed to be based?!?!?!?!Why are we banning members for saying racist stuff while Reform allows people that want to grind up paki's into concrete to fix the pot holes run?
>watching films from my childhoodI didnt know it at the time but (They) really are everywhere and always have been
>>535840688Don't forget to get your goycattle branding ats Lowefag, we wouldn't want your jewish masters to mix up which one owns you
>>535840741Dude man, like get a life ffs
Its getting all windy and cloudy now, what the fuck is going on?
lotta hooey in the last thread, let's have a collective brit/pol/ enema and keep the negative stuff out ok de lids
>>535840819>my nudge post workedis it that easy?
>>535840862Just a bit of weather
>>535840862climate racism
>>535840931What noodge post was that then
If everyone loves Israel, maybe YOU are wrong.
>all the Lowe slanderkek @ how fucking scared they are. Time to go, tories.
>>535840981jew? fetter
>https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05/26/reform-insists-makerfield-candidate-voted-brexit>Reform insists Makerfield candidate voted for Brexit>he voted for Brexit, I swear.>no I didn't, lol.Reform HQ in shambles!!!
This partisan stuff is so fucking gay and it is actually embarrassing that so many of you have taken up one side or other>b-b-but MY broadchurch neocon boomer party is actually secretly based! Twittermongs told me so!
>>535840741their job is to win power even hitler understood that
>>535840967dunno couple days back I was posting bean webms then I see your post herethey call me derren brown
>>535840844>>535841011BASED ISRAEL LETS GO RESTORESISTERS!!!!
>Reform and Restore both implodingPRIMEMINISTERBURNHAMI'm #RandyForAndy
>>535840900>de lidsHow about you fuck off?, you massive dickanus
>>535841129seeeeethe, foreigner. you lost.
>>535840741cool it with the racist shit mateits not worh it
>>535840741RebootUK ?
>>535841130Fortunately, just changing PMs won't actually fix the underlying national dysfunction that's been paralysing Starmer for the last 2 years. I wonder how long the honeymoon will last though, would he even get to a full 6 months without acquiring his own nickname a la 'Two-Tier Keir'?
>>535841081Fr watch any film from your childhood and have a shot every time you see one and you'll be sloshed
Lush
>>535840741Although I think Restore is needless vote splitting.... Lads, if you are going to get publicly involved in politics, keep your fedposting and power level hidden, either anon post on 4chan or keep it in a private journal.You only hurt the political movement you support by associating with it. No serious politico wants to touch holocaust deniers with a 10 foot barge poll.Seriously, shut the fuck up.And if you haven't shut the fuck up (like me), and publicly been based, don't publicly align with any party. Have some fucking humility. Recognize the reality.
>>535841267some men just want to watch the world burnham
>>535841267Don't know but it's going to be fucking hilarious
>>535841267the worry is they'll use the honeymoon to call a general and maybe hold their majority because the lemmings think everything is gonna be fixed (like the last 100 times)
>>535840741Rupert Lowe is compromised. It’s not a serious party.
>>535841404kek
>>535841339lusher
>>535841202nice weather for ducks isnt itshalom
>>535840900laddingtons
>>535841396i've been taking this approach that having mixed politics is your first line of defence against being manipulated by party politicsyou're enemy can't know what you're doing if you don't either
>>535840819ah, now this is a good example for newfags how to spot them. The ears. See how Bean's ear lobes are a bit flappy? That usually means not one. See how the man on the rights ear lobes are sort of pinned to his head, almost ratlike. That's a big indicator that they are one
>>535841599ur*it's hot fuk u
>>535841515Will give it a bash after I've done this bottle.
>>535841447>call a general and maybe hold their majorityI cannot imagine the incumbents walking away from a GE with anything less than a shitkicking right now tbf. Even with a change of leaders, everyone's still fed up and miserable, and that's going to remain the Govt's (i.e. Labour's) problem until things actually start improving
24 degrees never put me off my sosij n onions
>>535841535are you the "womfy" lad from feel that got doxxed and turns out is a nonce on the nonce register in the north east?
>Spend my 20s clean shaven, never going more than two weeks at the most without shaving>Occasional looks from women but nothing much>Decide to grow a beard just before turning 30, just to see what it's like >Six weeks in, beard looking solid and filled out>Attention from women aged 15-35 has quadrupled, constantly catching them looking/making side glances at me no matter what I'm doingWas it really that easy? Just grow a beard? It's like unlocking some secret power I'd never thought possible
>>535841770are you the fat night shift security guard that got partially doxxed after a spazfest due to finding out he was friends with bummers?
>>535841750gis a bit
>>535841770yeh (no i have no idea who you're talking about)
>>535841614I'd not even noticed that but it's a great indicator
There hasn't been one thread without some yid kvetching about restore since that announced, that's a solid endorsement as I see it.
>>535840741Is there some sort of contract you have to sign as a new party that all vetting will be done via the state glowy cut out that is HNH?
>>535841838It's a certain length of stubble, there's a sweet spot, as long as you don't have a cringey beard pattern of course
dying lads cant handle this heat climate change is out of control must be all the pakis coming into the country making it hotter
This time - I mean it this time
>>535841842i think you are confused in your rush to back up your fellow confirmed nonces from britfeel mr homeless paedophile
Any computer whizz in here? How do internet providers know when you've downloaded a pirated game or movie? Do they purposefully upload these files or something? Really quite intrigued with the idea of how this works.
>>535841056Wow, it looks like shit
>>535841838Have you ever heard the story of Samson?
>>535840645what more can you say?
Do you guys think Dom Cum will jump on the Restore train? I think if they win this by election you will get all sorts coming out of the woodwork to be in Restore.
>>535842031They analyse your traffic.
>>535842219No
>>535842219DomCum still defends the covid injection rollout. Fraud
>>535842031Torrents broadcast your IP and you never know what glowbot is watching
>>535841129>few relationships are more important in supporting us to achieve that aimWhat?
>>535842219I thought Dom wanted a tech bro populist party
>>535841879>There hasn't been one thread without some yid kvetching about restore since that announced, that's a solid endorsement as I see it.Nationalism has been plagued with these people for as long as it has existed. There just can't exist a unified movement. NSDAP and Strasser, British Union of Fascists and the Imperial Fascist League, BNP and Combat18. I don't know what compels people to just tear down any movement as soon as it gets any support, but this is how it's always going to be.
>>535842293who watching the watchers THOUG
>>535842068"Jawbone-of-an-Ass" is Chimer-ism / Mongrel-Theism(((They))) gloat in defiling Nations.
>>535842219I hope Dom Cum jumps down a well headfirst desu
Why is Bogdan such a nonce?
>>535840645Great pic OP
>>535842219>Dom CumDominican Cumpublic
>>535842375we've all been there
>>535842375Cogdan kek
>>535842430low IQ third worlder
Why would anyone join Restore now? Rupert blew it by having a weak sonFucking idiot
>>535842375>>535842506LMFAO
>>535842506lmao
>>535840645It isn't looking good for any party. Left or right. If Reform don't get their act together, we're headed for a Labour/Green coalition.
Fucking falling asleep here>>535842595What's this shit about his son? I want a link before you bad mouth rRupe.
is this achievable natty?
>>535842672StickWithStarmer
>>535842394We are talking about unshaven hair. Anon recognised it gave him aura. The biblical tail of Samson confirms unshaven hair = spiritual strength.
>>535841865It's not always right, but usually. And there are other indicators as well, fleshy negroid lips, weird forehead slant, eye/ear position, kinky or wiry hair, a sort of off-white skin colour, not quite white, not brown, not med, just strange. Their voices are different as well, especially in men. I don't even need to check the early life section on a persons wiki any more. I just know
so, hows "not the BNP" party #27 going?
>>535842348>Nathan BarleyIT'S FUCKING MEXICO
>>535842703reckon Harwood has had a poke at Owen
>>535842844They've got matching STIs
>>535842724If Reform win in Makerfield, which they probably won't, Starmer will probably stay on. Otherwise it's Burnham. Although I don't see how he makes any difference to anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AfAGE1r4Ew
>cool breeze beginning >skies darkening Goo on lad
>>535842760Pretty good
Just... Just do something!!! Reform sisters, they're eating our votes!! Stay the course and believe in our Nigel. Yes, their support is gaining, but I really don't think they will even get 1% in the by-election. Reform til I die #VoteReform
>>535842924nothing of the sort hereblue fucking skies
>>535842879I think it's a bit of a leap to go from Burnham winning to becoming PM
monthly brit /pol meet up organising has begunhttps://youtu.be/56Bc9UoxklQ
>>535840741>>535840837Faggot.
>>535842924GUORWN ARE LAHBANG YER FOOKEN SKY DRUMSPISS ON ME FACE YE BASTID YAHWAAHEEY
>but what if Restore gets more votes than Reform?Don't care, they're the ones splitting the vote not us. They're the reason why Andy's Prime Minister.
And now Rupert is saying he doesn’t want ethno-nationalists in his ranks. What. The. Fuck. Why did I ever support this stupid civnat party?
funny poopoo funnypoo poo funny! poo
212 days till xmas
>>535843050Not at all, if he wins in makerfield hell trigger a leadership contest that hes favourite to win.
>>535843224just fuck right off in jerky motions
>>535843194>Why did I ever support this stupid civnat party?Because you're a spacker?
How could Britain ever recover?
>>535842676His son married a mixed race Libyan Italian
Is this the reason for all the Restore seethe on here?
Britpol business idea: Cum girls. Kind of like jam boys, but instead prostitutes covered in cum stationed at schools to attract away the rapefugees and protect the school girls.
>>535843140Nigel shouldn't have kicked him out of reform then for saying something reform voters agree with
>>535842703>achievable faggyFTFY
>>535843507those bloody jam bastards chunking up the jolof sponge buckets
>>535842031Not that hard to do at all usually they just scape the DHT infoThere's entire sites that literally see what your IP downloads torrent wise and some that show what your "neighbors" watchhttps://iknowwhatyoudownload.com/en/peerEven flag porn and/or nonceshit which is always hilarious when some 3rd worlder from south america posts the results because their neighbors are almost always noncesGranted the "porn" flag is a little bit of a meme since it can just look for keywords and a lot of seeders like having "funny" names in their torrent handle like "HANDJ0B"
https://whocanivotefor.co.uk/parties/party:12958/climate-party
>>535843384So? The lad likes a bit of pumping. Foreign totty doesn't make you gay.
>>535843083one of my first realisations on how bad homos really are was when i watched that Sam Hyde video from about 12 years ago where he went to a comedy club and started reading out horrific statistics about what goes on in gay communities i remember thinking no way are they that bad then the first time i watched this i felt physically ill, i can't imagine what the weimar republic was like.
Sitting next to me aircon.Pretty comfy afternoon ngl, even if I did twist me ankle on the weekend.
>>535843839Here here. I'd be the gayest lad from Blackpool
>>535843425Yep
anglo pride, worldwide:>>535839939
Legs hot
>>535844110leg so hothot hot legleg so hot you fry an egg
Why do teenagers keep drowning and dying whenever it gets a bit hot?It's like a sacrifice to a Mayan sun god or something?
>>535840741>HnH did a hit piece on my>The "hit piece" in questionLike, I get it, I really do. Who hasn't thrown a roman here and there. But seriously, how can you call it a "hit piece" when it's 100% accurate and you admit to everything that's in it is broadly accurate. Likewise, can you really expect anyone that's a part of a serious party to be presented with a picture like that and think anything other "Oh boy, this is going to be awful". I don't want mass deportations I want mass graves but I'm willing to accept that we have to appear "normal" in order to make those in roads. I would not be surprised if they really do revoke his membership, or just have him make a post that he renounces his past for whatever reason.
Gew on son, get it up me arse
>>535844187ME OWN SONA BUMMER
>>535844151look teenagers are dumb and a lot of them are going to die every year doing dumb shitit's tragic in the individual circumstances and details but big picture it's the way things have always beenif you're lucky, you or maybe your kid will have a close call and learn to be wiser but some of them god bless 'em just jump right off the boat into shark-infested waters, in the middle of the night, with no safety ropesyou can't cure stupid
>>535844151Clowning for tiktok in murky water
>>535844420That's a good point. And part of the reason parents should never stop at just one kid. You need at least 3 so you've got a spare.
>>535844182>about ten years ago>2016>a different timedude don't say it like that
>>535844187>>535844341
>>535844531KEK
>>535844187>>535844341>>535844531ahahahahahaha
>>535844420>>535844341>>535844187>>535844182That's me having my tea right now lads. Mackrel and chips.And I'm naked.
>>535844518He was born in the late 1900s
Pikey bastids
>>535844626Bit gay that.
>>535844110amateur, Timmy's already tucked up in bed and roasting by 4:20pm
>>535844672>Bit gay that.Brit gay? Kek!
>>535844581who is he anyway, just a random bloke
>>535844664>called "travellers">keep trying to occupy places permanently and get mad when they're told to jog onWhich is it, you gyppo scum?
>>535844626STARK>>535844672BOLLOCK>>535844664NAKED
>>535844182Just deny it's you, never stop lying
>>535844664Imagine the feeling in the house next door with the pool.That poor fucker is in too deep.
>>535844500in a raw biological reality kind of way yeah, it's why you should have a bunch of kids because typically a few of them wouldn't make ityou gotta teach your kids enough so that it doesn't happen and offer similar advice to young people in earshot to not do dumb shit like tombstone off of cliffs, or drive too drunk in places you don't know well, etc etcbut every so often so dumb teenager is gonna be like "bro I can make that jump" even tho all his bros are gonna be like "bro you can't make that jump"I think we need to renormalize it and look on these tragedies as brave space cadets who took the big leap too earlygod bless them, truly
>>535844760Timmy doesn't feel the heat, he's managed to get an aircon from RNHS.
>>535844830>>535844831>>535844849A fiver if you can find it on googlemaps, chudgpt was no help
>>535844664I'm sure the police responded quickly when they were told that trespass and vandalism was occurring
>>535844918They're going to be washing their horses in the pool kek
>>535844760what is this manI swear I've been seeing him get posted for a decade now>>535844628>why yes he was born in the late 20th century didn't you knowdude don't say it like that
>>535844908Are SUSSEX would know, someone should summon him
>>535844918police protect foreign criminals every given opportunity, they'd lock up any white man trying to protect his land
>>535844908https://maps.app.goo.gl/VZGnWC9gG1weDdey6Think it's here.Giz that fiver now la
>>535845101He's one of the pikeys>>535845122YeeshI don't have a fiver but well done fren
>>535845063He's a regular poster.
>>535845063He's from the Elizabethan era
lil floppo still going? what a life kek
>>535845122Well done R La
>>535845200YA BASTIDThat's it. Meet me behind the recycling bins at Tesco for a /scrap/Batter you like a jumbo cod. Bet you won't even show.
>>535844760>all those emojis Guy is totally insane
>>535843194You never did?
>>535844887Where?My mum's still got the heating on.
>>535845063Tim is what all brit /pol permaneets aspire to be
>>535845285This is how they got in
All these memeflags dissing Restore Britain.I. Don't. Care.
>>535845200Its often said if you repeat the word SUSSEX a total of 77 times whilst looking in a mirror whilst hold a plastic sex arse, the hardest man on brit/pol/ will appear behind you and ask if you fancy a bum
>Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov told U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio during a phone call on May 25 that Moscow would begin strikes on Ukrainian "decision-making centers" and urged Washington to evacuate the embassy, according to a Russian Foreign Ministry readout.>The call came after Russia's Foreign Ministry earlier announced plans for a new wave of mass long-range strikes on Kyiv, including attacks targeting military facilities and what Moscow described as "decision-making centers.">Russia framed the planned strikes as retaliation for a Ukrainian attack in occupied Luhansk Oblast. Moscow claimed the strike hit a dormitory in the city of Starobilsk, while Ukraine said it targeted a Russian drone command facility.>According to the Russian readout, Lavrov warned Rubio of "systematic and consistent strikes" on Kyiv and referenced earlier recommendations by Moscow that foreign diplomatic missions evacuate personnel from the Ukrainian capital.>The conversation marked the first publicly known contact between the two officials since May 5, when they reportedly discussed U.S.-brokered peace efforts.>Following the call, Rubio said he relayed Lavrov's message to U.S. President Donald Trump.>I spoke to him yesterday about that and a couple other topics, and obviously Putin had asked him to call me to relay the message directly to the President, which I did," Rubio told reporters.>"Kyiv has been a dangerous place for a number of years. The danger in all these wars, as they continue and go on, is that they always carry the threat of escalation... of spreading into something new.">European leaders and diplomats signaled they would remain in Kyiv despite Moscow's warnings, rejecting what they described as an attempt to intimidate and isolate Ukraine. Katarina Mathernova, the European Union's ambassador to Ukraine, said the bloc "is not going anywhere.">"We stay in Kyiv," she stated on X. "We stay with Ukraine."
fuck this I'm getting a milkshake and a pepsi Perhaps some ice cool got liquid can cool me down
>>535845484https://kyivindependent.com/lavrov-rubio-phone-call-may-25/
>>535845484filtered, sad cunt
>>535845472Can only take so much j*sh for one day
>>535845249>>535845429I know the timmy lore is deep and complex but much like josh, 77th posting and a couple other of the regular larps around here it's one of those things I put in the backgroundI think I just decided to be like you know what, what is the deal with this guy drinking beer in a hospital bed?he's like always been there like a fly in the ointmentsome internet version of the fucking memory ghost from insidious
>>535845254dude
>European leaders and diplomats signaled they would remain in Kyiv despite Moscow's warnings, rejecting what they described as an attempt to intimidate and isolate Ukraine. Katarina Mathernova, the European Union's ambassador to Ukraine, said the bloc "is not going anywhere.">"We stay in Kyiv," she stated on X. "We stay with Ukraine."There is no mention anywhere that I can see whether the UK and the US are staying or going, but the capital will be rammed with MI6 and CIA.
It's raining
>>535843702Right, this is pretty neat stuff. Thank you.
Would you recommend going to my works summer party after having a freak out at work last week? Party is in like a month. Last time I went to the Christmas party I tried it on with this woman and nearly got in a fight with a bloke in work with.
10 rapes = youth rehabilitation order
>>535845730yes absolutelyyou have to go to the party and just bring everybody the fuck down like some kind of party ninja assassinthat would be absolutely the most based thing you can doeat some extra strength prescription microaggressions, turn up in a hawaiian shirt with a beer belly, crack open a stella immediately and just plonk yourself down in the position where you can see everybody and project the most open fucking disdain for themscratch your balls, sniff your fingersloudly proclaim WOW IT SURE IS HOT TODAY to nobodythat's how you win
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE THUNDER AHHHHHHI'M TOOOO HOOTTTTT AHHHHH
Seethes died down.
>>535846140>turn up in a hawaiian shirt with a beer belly, crack open a stella immediatelylost
>>535842031when you're running a torrent client your pc is constantly broadcasting "I have these files if you'd like to download them", so glowniggers can connect to that same network cluster and see everyone's IP that's sharing the filesthis differs from downloading a file directly from a website in your browser - that'll be done via HTTPS, so the entire exchange between you and the site is encrypted; the ISP will see you're using the site, but won't know what you're doing on itVPNs work around the torrent vulnerability by routing all your network traffic to the VPN server first, then to the torrent network (or any other network request for that matter), so it looks as if the aforementioned 'broadcast' is coming from the VPN provider, not your personal IPthe thinking man's solution is using a debrid service instead of a VPN, since that hides your IP and gives you unlimited premium downloads on a bunch of direct download sites too that usually cap their speeds
>>535846201seething at the sun instead
Fucks sakes, it's stuck in my head nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e94dst20C9Y
>>535846016boring=50
>>535845592The neetoids see him as their deity, as their lives will slowly end up as a comparison to his as their minds rot and fragment away, and their isolated doley lives funnel them into the mental health system as age and declining health takes over. But sadly for them they are not to his calibur-as he had a past life and some money and lives in a posh part of the country, so his bumwipers and carehomes will be far above and beyond the african infested mortuary waiting rooms the common and garden britneet will be wheelchaired into.
had a meltdown on todays sprint retro and feel so much better for it, i'd do it again too - whatever the fallout
>>535846240>first I crack this Stella, then I crack your jaw
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy422k3z83vo
>>535844760could they not turn the TV for him he needs an AI robot or something
>>535846388>She's got a brick house, no fan in sight>Windows wide open but it's still a furnace tonight>Melting on the sofa with a cup of warm tea>The Met Office said "nice" — what a load of bollocks, mate, please Pre-Chorus>Brain is boiling, sweat in my eyes>Union Jack sticking to my thighs>Can't escape it, nowhere to run>Just another bloody heatwave under this bastard sun Chorus>Seething at the sun>Seething at the sun>Seething at the sun>And I think I'm gonna die>Seething at the sun>Seething at the sun>Seething at the sun>No AC and I'm done, done, done Verse 2>Pub's too crowded, beer's gone warm>Train's a sauna, everyone's transformed>Into angry puddles in their Marks & Spencer gear>Complaining 'bout the weather like it's happened every year Pre-Chorus>Tarmac's melting, bin bags reek>Barbecue smoke makes it hard to breathe>Mum's still gardening, stubborn as a mule>While I'm indoors cursing like a proper fool Chorus>Seething at the sun>Seething at the sun>Seething at the sun>And I think I'm gonna die>Seething at the sun>Seething at the sun>Seething at the sun>No AC and I'm done, done, done Bridge>We moan about the rain for eleven months straight>Then one week of heat and we all disintegrate>Fair-weather warriors with our red lobster skin>Praying for a storm... or at least a decent bin Final Chorus (louder, more unhinged)>Seething at the sun!>Seething at the sun!>Seething at the sun!>Send help or send rain>Seething at the sun!>Seething at the sun!>Seething at the sun!>I'm proper browned off again! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1xM-r4TF6Q
Sick of the hot weather already.
>>535846557>absolutely >positivelySick of it
https://nitter.net/CrimeLdn/status/2059331557618299093#m
>>535844182>I want mass graves but I'm willing to accept that we have to appear "normal" in order to make those in roadspost nose>>535844840>never stop lyingPost nose.
https://xcancel.com/TruthNukeMediaX/status/2055705040619204932
>>535846557My ancestors watching yours arriving.
>>535847037>”youth”GIBS ME DAT
>>535847048>Post nose.
>>535847037Where do they even get these things. Do they sell machetes in the vape shops or something?
>>535847192nice try tyrone
>>535846666Sunrise at six and I’m already dampBedsheets stuck to me like clingfilm wrapWindow wide open, but the air don’t moveJust hot bird noises and a melting roofPavement’s soft, trainers stickBus stop sweat, everyone is sickJosh bought the last desk fan in townGreggs sausage roll? Mate, put it downTwenty-one at midnight, no reliefMy little flat is now a solar griefThe weather app says “feels like Spain”But Spain has shutters and we’ve got painThirty-five degrees in the brincel townNobody’s calm, it's all melting downElectrofunk panic in a terraced houseSweating like a disco mouseCan’t sleep, can’t think, can’t wear my jeansUK heatwave killin' routines>Ice cubes gone.>Fan sold out.>Existence: humid.Pub garden packed but the lager’s warmEveryone dressed like an awkward stormDad’s got the barbie out at tenCooking in weather that’s cooking menMet Office says “amber health alert”Mate, my sofa itself now hurtsNo air-conditioning, strategic liesAnd waving cardboard at my thighsThirty-five degrees in the brincel townBins smell like they’re breaking downElectrofunk fever in a semi-detachedSanity gone, hydration unmatchedSweat drips slow to the synth machineGod save our pale sunscreen>Remember when twenty-two felt hot?>Remember sleeping?>Remember duvets?>Gone.>Everything is sticky now.Thirty-five degrees, electric skiesThunder threatening but never arrivesHeatwave funk in a nation unpreparedPass the ice—if any’s sparedStanding in the freezer to surviveBrincels learning how to stay alive>Tea... iced.>Beans... heated externally.>Summer... unacceptable.
How's it going on the island?Over here, “woke” is officially dead.Our leftists are slowly stopping pushing that narrative, and the first articles are appearing in left-wing newspapers explaining why they should work with our new Nazi party after all.I hope you win too!
>>535846666kino quads
>>535847305some africans were drowned off the coast last week so things are looking up lad
kekhttps://x.com/crazyclips_/status/2059303548773408796
>>535847466>"i swear officer, i thought she was just cumming really hard... how was i supposed to know she was having a massive stroke"
>>535847466>yfw they sniff ur arse and then lick it
>>535847571How is he fat?
>>535847466Have the National Rebirth Party waded into the Vorderman's arsehole debate yet?
>>535847309>the robot cries out in pain and he kicks you
>>535847746Holding all the poo in until he finds a toilet
>>535846321Is it true that torrents only exist and are downloadable as long as someone is actively seeding them?
>>535847746Eats a lot of curry
>>535847783kek
>>535847783Forget the street, your man needs a designated dual carriageway for that
>>535847785pretty much yep
2000s UKIP was kino. We had a House Telvanni in British politics.
>>535847785if it's got no seeds the original file is lost unless the original seeder reseedsavoid torrents with a 0/x ratio because they can have all the leechers, it's unlikely that between them they all have the complete file
>>535847785yeah it's the double edged sword of a decentralised protocol for sharing files; torrents rely on individual people with an active connection sharing the files, but that means torrents can just die
>>535847571Mad that he speaks english with the accent, i wonder what a norjeet accent sounds like?
https://x.com/HistorianUSA1/status/2059309420656660764
>>535847953Reminder that the first elected tranny was from UKIP
>>535847305slowly but surely
the 8 o clock clews show live at 8 thirtyhttps://rumble.com/v7af4hm-all-out-war.html
>>535847978it's kinda funny to me, in a sad way mind, that people neglected the services that torrents offered and in that time a lot of classic torrents simply dried up and lost seeders as people thought streaming services was so much better for their moneynow it's all shit and streaming services are the new cable everyone is like "look piracy is back lmfao" but it's not because most of the torrents are now dead, good job guys, took you long enough
that bol protein tomato soup from last night has done an absolute number on me arse
>>535848128trying to get shredded to go with your future mullet?
>We used to be a real country
>>535848128You're supposed to eat it, not enema it.
>>535848110nntp streaming is the future
>>535848053Back when being a transgender was a funny little eccentricity, man who dresses like a woman, in the same category of people as Y2K conspiracy theorists, opium smoking aristocrats with Algerian escort wives, or WW2 Nazi memorabilia collectors. And not the state enforced protected class it became
>>535848086Would.
>>535848210wonder what the hottest recorded temp was in 1939
Oh fuck off. How is it fucking 90F at nearly half 8?
bames still in puffa jackets
>>535840741>https://x.com/JamesMu39334144/status/2059338783523291484Oh, no, no, no! Reform sisters, he's back in Restore as a member and activist!! What do we do now? Just... just do something!!!
>>535848420It wasn't necessarily a criticism but I do think that the charming little dalliances inevitably evolve via normalisation into the subsequent mandated freakshows we saw. Then again the focus on anti troonery was a combination both of sensible disgust and seething female resentment
>>535848086So smug
>>535848486went for a walk last night at 2am in a t-shirt and shortshasn't been this warm since that night in the middle of the pandemic
>>535848034big wigger energywhite boy summer
>>535847305>Over here, “woke” is officially dead.It's stopped here too. In all Anglo countries Instagram Reels is radicalising all of the white youth towards National Socialism. Namely through memes of Adolf Hitler and the JQ, which is honestly the most unexpected thing ever. There's a hard core of communists though. Like the country is split in 2. Well, 2 in terms of white people. I suppose it's much better than I thought it would've ever became. I thought it was going to get way, way worse, which it still is, but at least now you know the youth support you.
>>535848110Oh no, however will i get all episodes of friends in hindi now?You get what you want while it is popular, and if you expect some guy to have a pc running 24/7 for 40 years so you can maybe download the entire bananarama discography or colin mcray rally on ps2 then you are a maniac.
>>535848549>You can stop chimpingABCAlwaysBeChimping
>>535848486Cloudsneeding
>>535848177dunno what I'm doing desu la but I am starting gym again next week with the gigglin roadman>>535848287fuck, you're right
>>535848486In 22 years, I have not seen a single British person measure like this.
>>535848486>fahrenheitWhat are you playing at? I bet you're one of these cunts that says his weight in pounds too aren't you
>https://news.sky.com/story/nasa-briefing-latest-space-agency-to-give-update-on-permanent-moon-base-plans-13548075NASA chatting shit about perma moon bases.
>>535848688>durrrrr they're putting seed oils in the chemtrails durrrrRRRRRRRRpure twaddle. crackpot snake oil.
>>535848697good on you king
>>535848605Oh woke is dead here is it? Weird, I didn't hear that they repealed the 2010 Equality Act and that a White lad didn't die in handcuffs after his murderer accused him of racism. Fucking retard.
>>535848698It's a dog whistle
>>535848609no I know the reality of the situation here I'm just making light of itentire networks of torrents have died in that time all of the normies thought that subscribing to seven different netflix with real money was so much coolernow people are like "damn better get back into torrents now netflix is shit" and it's like what torrentslil bro here asking what happens when a torrent has no seeders like, oh no, lil bro
Ten years ago it was fringe. Today it's a totally normal and rapidly growing movement. This is what winning looks like.
>>535842031This anon isn't downloading games or movies...
>>535847305https://xcancel.com/visegrad24/status/2059242222717894920#m> Syria has rejected Germany’s plan to return over 700,000 Syrian refugees to their home country.>"We categorically reject any attempts at forced deportation,” said Syrian Foreign Minister Asaad al-Shaibani.>He added that Syrians in Germany are a “strategic resource” rather than a burden.Yeah woke is dead in Germany my fucking arse
>>535848880https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45NtEXv7DZs
>>535848756I am.
>>535848876They'll need more than 3 women.
>>535848876>girl in the dressShe's a big lass.
Restore are on 28% in Makerfield.
>>535848790https://aria.org.uk/opportunity-spaces/future-proofing-our-climate-and-weather/exploring-climate-cooling/
>>535849088uh oh, reformoids up against the wallllll
>>535848876Those girls are loving it.ratio of 4:1
>>535849088This is fake because Restore isn't even going to get 1% in the elections. I know because I saw pictures of Reform placards on X in Makerfield.
>>535849168Up against the wall because they're all bumboys throwing it back?
>>535848820>Oh woke is dead here is it? Weird, I didn't hear that they repealed the 2010 Equality Act and that a White lad didn't die in handcuffs after his murderer accused him of racism. Fucking retard.Just on a general ting innit blud? I know you're autistic, but do I need to clear up the difference?>>535848880Ok, if you must know, it was a monkey game... which is arguably more embarrassing.
>>535849221bloons?
>>535849003Irredeemably americanised
>>535840819Simon and Garfunkel ?
>>535849088>Restore are on 28% in Makerfield.Have we heard Wolf on X's opinion on this? Josh's? The America??? The Australian???? The Nip??????? Morgoth?? I need a reason to hate on this but I haven't got a good enough reason right now.
>>535848976Why wouldn't they want their own people back?
>>535849294I love bloons td6
Might have a cool bath
>>535849088congats
Want an ice cream but they are all full of shit these days.
>>535849221You're chatting absolute breeze senpai, you can and will still get fired for saying odd shit online under your own name, you can still be socially ostracised for the same. Just because we're not living in the excess of an in your face Red Terror doesn't mean the commies have gone anywhere and that people aren't still disappearing in the night. Again, fucking retard.
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>>535849387ice redeem
>>535849205What makes it even more delicious is that it's Reform's own figures that put Restore at 28%.
>>535849415nonce
>>535849294Ancestors. Quickly dropped it when I realised it's just a tribal African simulator. But that is a good shout.>>535849397Yeah but that's a state and a social level. On the social it's changing, not the state. But even the state is taking a step back after their total humiliation at the council elections.
>>535849387I heard you can make your own.
someone make new that isn't about another country
>>535849088The Frank Wright effect
>>535849299>The unit is descended from the Roman libra (hence the symbol lb, descended from the scribal abbreviation, ℔). The English word pound comes from the Roman libra pondo ('the weight measured in libra'), and is cognate with, among others, German Pfund, Dutch pond, and Swedish pund.Don't call me an American, i'm Roman.
>>535849637Two sexes
>>535849591The state is the crux of the matter! Social mores may fluctuate between high pitched blood letting wokery and mild laissez faire wokery but all the incentives and legal allowances and consequences are still there to fuck you when you're bleeding out in cuffs. And no the state isn't stepping back from anything about some meme council elections you spastic, nothing has changed other than teal councils rubber stamping all the SEND paki taxis now.
>>535849823Boomer>>535849823Humour>>535849823
NEW>>535848624>>535848624>>535848624Posted first, ignore the splitter.
>>535849854Thanks for the proper thread
>>535849088
>>535849918kys nonce
>>535849918Is it threadsplitting if no one likes your bakes?
>>535850070A laughable projection. You should take your own advice.
>>535850144Yes, and just because a handful of Discord paedophiles and glowniggers say nobody likes my threads that doesn't make it true. There's already plenty of discussion ongoing already.
>>535848820This is very correct. We aren't out of the woods.We are going to need aggressive modifications made to the state and an enormous purge of enemies and collaborators in the Nuremberg style.However, it is fair to talk about a major winning in the culture war having occurred. We are actually seeing the real political spectrum manifest and eclipse the previous political culture that existed primarily because of censorship and massive international concerted efforts. What the online nationalist right were able to achieve is actually spectacularly incredible, and poetic. Count Kalergi'ss "master race" of the future was supposed to be the upgrade of the racially pure White "chivalric Pagan" type, who was a rural fighter and not a modern literate urbanite like the Jews (the womb of this new master race he advocated for). Is it not highly ironic that the weapon the "inferior pure blooded chivalric pagan" would triumph with, would be writing and images? The intellectual arts were considered to be the special power of the people who were to replace the White race, and what we saw was regular White folks, absolutely annihilate the intelligentsia that was created to rule oppress, destroy and replace them.The talent that these pure blood inferiors were supposed to have was fighting and swordsmanship. Disarmed, they would be powerless.. until "words" became "violence". The pure bloods turned out be the mental superiors of their enemy. That is a success that the anons involved should allow themselves. Your online squabbling was actually blowing a very powerful and dedicated enemy apart in their arena of choice..
>>535850258AI post
>>535850255Straight up, I don't know a single person in this thread that actually likes you Sky News nonce.
>>535842796That Wasp T10 is well Jackson.
>>535850255Only one twat users that term.
>>535849294lolsup nigger
>>535847305Woke, as in, post-marxism and practical idealism/globalism, will not be dead until the woke literally die.There is along list of concessions and apologies that Germans should be expecting from their former oppressors.As it stands, a maniac EU president woman continues to try to start WW3, which is effectively a genocide in Ukraine. Massive trafficking is going on too. The travel ban effectively makes the male population war slaves. That is continuing. The people in charge are literally still pro actively trying to destroy Whites.All of these marxists, paedophiles, post-marxists, globalsts, neocons, anti-whites, currency gamers, etc, need to be executed in the Nuremberg style to ensure that they will get the death sentence. That's when woke will be "dead". Atm, it's had it's shit kicked in. I've noticed that losers are showing up with this "left-right is a psyop" thing. I wonder.. who would be narcissistic enough to suddenly abandon their political positions on the grounds that the victor is reduced to "equally a loser".What kind of narcissistic person would lose this way? To declare the fight they started and lost,to be pointless and demand that people "move on" from left vs right? No. Right now the left should be selling each other out in exchange for a possibility of mild punishment or a pardon. The "left right" thing isn't meaningless. The right, were right. Future generations must know how bad it got.