https://x.com/dhsgov/status/2060124323533230139
>>535986597>satanists telling us the demons are simply friendly "aliens"Is the cabal finally pulling their trump card?
>>535986597amogus?
>>535986597shitskin invaders aka ayys
>>535986597Is this an illegal alien joke?
>>535986597How can I profit from this?
>>535986597
>>535986597Preparing the public for a fake staged alien invasion so they can implement more control on us by "saving" us.
>>535986597>it's about illegalskek based
>>535986665>>535986748>>535986753look at these retarded trannies
>>535986753das rite. now toke up and back to the vidya
>>535986597no shit, you fucking kikes were voted into power to deport them
>>535986597N ICEICE
>>535986597>We're not losing in Iran, are we?>Hey look, aliens!
>>535986789Only a dumbass faggot will believe what the government says about aliens
Anything to distract from the disaster in Iran and the epstein files i guess
>>535986597BEWARE THE ALIENS! They do not have good intentions.
>>535986748Already released. We are on the next physop now
So many tards are gonna get blue beamed hard kek
>>535986789BLOODY BASTARDS! BLOODY ROGUES!!!
>>535986597>aliens.gov>DoHS>not DoWaww mannice
>>535986597God/יהוה is a child raping kikethere is no omnipotencejesus christ/YEHSHUA/YOESHUA/JOSHUA/יהוה is a liar and we WERE all AFAMILY NOT ANYMOREwho the fuck would worship a shit on the floor.
>>535986887It's about illegals not actual aliens you fucking nitwit
>>535986789>kikes are maddo not stop posting the truth people, the kikes are utterly seething that their plans are being preemptively exposed. Lets keep this ball ROLLING!
I thought it said "aliens.goy"
>>535986900Anon
>>535986597This is hilarious
>>535986941I hope they deport you to a death camp in Nebraska
>>535986597I used to really be excited for disclosure but governments have killed all of the hype with this slow-drip of information that's mostly still heavily redacted (which I'm sure is intentional)
>>535986597kek, this is too much
>>535986935>being THIS aggressively retarded
>>535986597Wow pedophiles and jews (oxymoronic lol) are really shipping>muh aliensto get out of admitting they fuck kids. Fucking wild shit, cunt
>>535986900Don’t listen to this faggot. If you have a chance to board a mothership, fucking do it.
>>535986597FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARDHAHAHAHAH
>>535986597Aliens, and space are fake and gay.
>>535986989We got 'em boys
>>535986743Sell panic
called it
>>535986597Based
>>535986597>tell the people you owe money to that aliens are real! they don't care. you still owe money.>you goto work and tell them aliens are real. you still gotta bust ass all day long.>goto the bank and tell them aliens are real. you still need money to pay for shit.nobody cares in jew money rules world. now entertain me. show me some hot naked aliens.
>>535986665Yes they are going to fly their human made UFOs, blow up a few cities, blame aliens, then ask for more funding and forcibly conscript everyone.
>>535986597Big if trueProbably isn’t though, seems like the 19 year old intern running the account wanted a dopamine rush again and made click b8
>>535986597>Losing an unpopular war>Quick bring out the aliens!When will you people learn?
>>535987322ayup. good joke there right?>goverment tweeter. can you imagine anything more degrading?
>>535986789Fuck your alien bullshit, faggotRelease the Epstein filesWithhold all American taxes and any military support that goes to IsraelBlock all lobbyist organisations and retrospectively remove AIPAC's charity status to pay federal income tax owed to AmericaRemove the dual foreign nationals from all levels of power and influenceJail or possibly even execute those found to be traitors to America whilst living/visiting here
>kek, no no, let it cook, give someone else honors of the mass reply.
Nice. I'd really like to speak to one of them. A female one preferably.
>>535986736Yes lol very funny. I was like "Horry sheet!" Den I was all like "Ayyy L M A O"
>>535986789Man, you goyim are really ready to fall for the ayy psy-op.
>>535986597This is one of the funniest cross-plane trolls that's going to piss off several communities all at once
>>535986597>posted from Tel Aviv
>>535986994Cringe
>>535986597Fake and dare I say gay even.
>>535986597>"THEY" walk among usoh vey that sounds very anti-semitic. the
>>535986597Okay.I am (was) a big believer in Alien life in the universe and to a smaller degree aliens in contact with earth. But this is getting fucking ridiculous.The deep state (Trumps government) clearly tries to distract with this and sell more merchandise.It's pathetic at this point and more insulting to the UFO community than just declaring everything to be swamp gas. Like, let's go back to that at least, way more honor in that.And while you're at it, how about releasing the unredacted Epstein files with clear names of all visitors over the age of 18? No? We just going full aliums distraction? Okay then.
>>535986597Yes they do
>>535987889aliens will totally save us from the epstein class!
>>535986597This is what the Pentagon is going to declassify over the next several months.Before Trump's declas order it was classified TS/SCI.If you're impatient you can read it early:https://www.mediafire.com/file/ktg9jgef9ehrmu8/UFOs.7z/fileI'm not joking.
bunch of fucking illiterate shitskin subhumans
>>535986665The worst case scenario, and the most probable, is that you are correct. The best case scenario is that our governement is full of retards who act like 12 year olds using social media.Who the fuck authorized a tweet that stupid? This looks like some shitty indie film ad
Remember to sign up for your Alien-19 vaccination shot. It's safe and effective against Alien abduction.
this is retarded
>>535986597Kek
Let's distract them with bullshit so they don't notice that we're starting unprovoked wars and arming genocidal allies, while syphoning money out of the public purse.
>>535986597It's crazy people still believe in the Apollo moon landings, as if they wouldn't possibly lie, after watching the government post this kind of ridiculous shit.
>>535986597I went to the site and that's fucking hilarious. Repurposing a borderline schizo alien meme ("They Walk Among Us") to be anti-illegal immigrant is fucking brilliant. Never in my long life have I seen messaging from the administration of a FUCKING SEVENTY-NINE-YEAR-OLD rip out with meme after hilarious meme while libcucks fall to their knees and Reeeeeeeeee! in despair. Just 967 days left, you nut-less eunuchs! AH HA HA HA HA HA!
>>535986929>Ontologically flailing that his ego isn’t God while pretending to be. This is literally what the Bible diagnoses directly and every single system we make is derived from this comically dumb tragedy. Man didn’t build countries and religions and cultures just to deny God, that’s a retarded level of effort wasted on a concept that atheists already achieved. You do all of that when you’re trying to be God. lol, lmao. All your sophistry is cope.
We are aboht to see the false prophet(trump) speak power into the beast. The beast of the sea. It has been well documented that these things come from the sea
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>>535986929Hows your dad doing these days?
>>535986597if this is a big event why is the whole world not in uproar?Why is putin or Xi or other world leaders not trying to stop it from being released? Also why are other nations relase it or speak about it and why does only USA have them why not others?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0O8_EqS5qI
>aliens.goyNo seriously who will be the first to use the .goy domain?
>>535988443lol, accurate.
>>535986597Will I be able to get raped by a futa alien chick? Because that would totally suck.
>>535986597>THEY WALK AMONG US
>>535988595>penis>chickJust download grinder
Lmao if you go to aliens.gov its actually about illegal brown invaders kek with all this theater, they know they wont deport any meaningful numbers otherwise corporate slave pools would decrease
>>535988111it's some kind of psyop. none of this is about alien lore. it's some kind of psyop. a friday two or three weeks ago the entire board was flooded with UFO posts but the posters were clearly paid. it's not just an ad for spielberg.
>>535986941Somehow, the Trump administration's counter meme information warfare team is regularly eclipsing /pol/. I don't even understand how that's possible but it's fucking glorious.
>>535986597How do miggers not realize Trump is mocking them?
>>535988855Go to the website its them being funny. Its about illegal aliens.
Lmao this is a kick in the balls for people who were waiting for ufo stuff and the congressmen pushing for it.
>>535986597SEE I AM NOT CRAZY, APPOLOGIZE NOW
>>535988132Have we already memory holed the New Jersey Drone Invasion month? We've already been there and the government has never provided an explanation beyond "mass psychosis".
>>535988983You are not just crazy but retarded and no one will ever apologize to you.
>>535986597Aays are globohomo gays
>>535988111>This looks like some shitty indie film ad>film adYes, it's literally a film ad for the upcoming (((Spielberg))) flick
>>535986597Most of you are aliens.Strange, you remember nothing before this incarnation?Kek
>>535989088They were testing drones. They always cover something like that up with aaays hysteria
>>535988983That's literally any random somalian corpse
>>535986748probably see aliens before any epstien list or evamils
>>535989216Oy vey goy cool it with the antisemitism
>>535986597>Aliens.gov was about illegal immigration this entire timeFunny but also quite disappointing as I really want ayys to be confirmed real.
>>535986736Yes. Obviously.All shitskin are alien to existence. Must be purged. Simple as
>>535986743Just get the highest top secret clearance accountant position and lie about the billions the NIP needs for UAP research then ship all the funds to Israel
>>535986743EasyBuy into defense industrial base corporations, short the dollar, and pay NGOs to both hype and dismiss the alien threat causing more FUDEarn.on both the come up and the downfallAlso, but ayylmao insurance on your properties and use them to false flag an ayylmao attack if the goyim Notice too much
>>535988983kinda fucked up imagine your on earth and some aliens take you to some underground bunker and your kept there were the aliens eleased to go back to there planet?
>>535986597Country of origin of the transport ships they used to get here? These aliens can't operate a can opener.
>>535989364source on that pie chart?
>>535986597Holy shit, how many babies has that orangenigger raped?
6 years ago this might have been stickied
>nonwhites are actually aliens and not humansI always suspected niggers and spics were of alien origin
>>535986597The lengths they’ll go to distract from the fact they rape kids kek
No spaceman ever picked my cotton, no wetback ever probed my ass.
>>535989437
>>535986597Is this a fucking joke? This is the "alien disclosure?"
>>535987130I kneel prognosticator.
>>535986597LOL
>>535986597Not gonna lie, I laughed like a faggot
>>535986597Yet another psyop. And you retards fall for it.
>>535986736no its a Canadian Bacon jokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbfBzWJVbX4
>>535986597Fucking kikes again...These fucking kikes had this dump shit planned out 30 years ago before AI... Before dronesNow they expect fucking morons to believe this shit???
>>535986989So he's closer to getting butt fucked by you?
>>535989968There are retards itt who will believe it
>>535987040No. Gaia is our home.
>>535986597Are they talking about brown aliens ? This alien shit sounds racist and perverted
>>535986597They are literally doing everything and anything to distract people from the epstein files and the fact that the US is fully owned by jews they really REALLY don't want the US to have its own hitler
I never get anything I want. Are cute aliens too much to ask for? Can I have this?
>>535986693there is a fungus among us
>>535986903>Already releasedHe must have done some really bizarre shit in the ones Blanche is refusing to release
Why isn't trump arresting them?!?!
>>535986597There's no way this is a real account right? Americans can't be this fried
>>535986597Why don't we get fun aliens, only brown ones that commit varying degrees of fraud? There would be no reason for actual aliens to be secretive. Normal people would absolutely love them, even if they were genocidal monsters
>>535990956It is indeedhttps://www.whitehouse.gov/aliens/ayylmaos == borderhoppers
>>535986597Really desperate to get anything to distract the normalfags from how bad shit is, eh Eglin niggers?
I really like this illegal alien website
>>535986994trump is a failure but that is hilarious. whoever came up with that should be president instead.
>>535986597Do they have the Epstein files?
>>535991180Yeah I just read it all, I can hardly believe this is the real US government
>>535986597AMONG US
>>535986597It's blue-eyes. Creepy, soulless, artificial laboratory freaks.
>>535986597>ALIENS.GOY
>>535991462There's a map below of all the illegal criminal activity
>>535986597So the American government learned how easy it is to osyop it's own people, from the Q experiment. Hmmmm
>>535986665Checked digits of evil
>>535991679retooling and narrative control is older than the swimmer who seeded your fathers egg
>>535991613Yeah as if it's a video game or something, it's so funny
>>535986597aliens.goy
>>535986736Everyone called it since the domain was taken
>>535986597No, they fucking do not. But PDF file satanists do.
man i gotta renew my foodstamps
>>535986597Is there even a single person who believes this shit?
>>535991851>>535992119>>535992398>>535990347you got served, faggots
>>535986736oh, for once its not a project bluebeam thing
>>535986900Hahahahahaha
>>535986743freak the fuck out and sell everything so jews can buy it up on the cheap then rugpull this psyop for the next one
>>535986597What kind of gay ass gaslighting psyop bullshit is this?
They're gonna try pull a "we don't know who is alien or not" thing to implement the mark of the beast I suppose. I'm all in for accelerating the return of Jesus Christ.
things have slowed down since the bullshit in minnesota but it's still -3 million illegals instaed of the +20 million we would have had under kamala by now
>>535986597I had a closer encounter of the 3rd kind and I don't believe this bullshit. What I don't get is how do they convince tards of all the shit they do who have not even seen a ufo let alone an alien like I did.
>israeli twitter account sayseveryone itt is a certified retarded turboniggerremember the board is shit, because YOU are shityou're all just that fucking stupid, frfr no cap nigger
>>535988912>>535990757very sus
>>535986597Help me
>>535986597Shut up.... no way. Niggers.
The absolute state
>>535986597I literally do not care, are the aliens the ones behind Epstein?
>>535988132ejem
>>535986597Jews
>>535986597dont care. will this mean i dont have to pay any more taxes? thought so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP7F7Uw6yP4
>>535986597sus amogus
Kevin Bacon did an I am Sam movie.Fuck
>>535986597Bend over for the self promoting we got muh bad guys. Do you know why this is Q level shit. Because it is. You got conned again. The web page is about illegal aliens. Nothing Ever Happens.
THE ALIEN ARRIVAL IS CONFIRM FOR TUESDAY MORNING 9:30 AM EST TIME.QANON INSIDER HERE WITH DEEPSTATE ILLUMINATI SEE YOU ALL IN THE MOTHERSHIPS GOODLUCK SAFE.PS. Disappearance of UFO expert Gen. Neil McCasland 'confirmed gameover'
>>535989088Dude, that was debunked/explained. They were PetroDynamics XP-4 and XP-5 transwing drones the government was testing for nuke sniffing, as well as timing it just as there was legislation up for vote for drone defence budgets. The whole thing was also beefed up by morons forgetting North Jersey has a shit ton of municiple as well as major airports near here. My house alone can see the flight paths in/ouyt of 9 airports around me including Newark.
>>535998626What's sus about it, north african nigger anon?
>>536000227Tuesday was 2 days ago bro
>>535986597Lol good one. Spoiler Alert its illegal aliens. Like border jumpers. Not spacegays or gray bois.
>>535986597Deport them all
>>535989944Checked, based, and redpilled. The only good movie Michael Moore made
>>535986597remember when twitter first started showing where accounts were based out of and dhsgov was listed as "tel aviv israel"?
>>535990282Miscegenation is correlated to low IQ
>>5359865976/10, I laughed but too much Trump glazing. I also laughed at all the schizos who piled in to give us their schizo takes without checking the site or the thread lmao
>>536000060Okay schizo
>>535986597This whole thing is about illegal aliens
>>536002555Checked but no it's about actual ayys, and you're going to fall for it.
>>536002115>>>536000539the one time where correlation does equal causation
>>535986597These fucking pedos ruined my Alien/UFO hobby. And I was the kind of retard who enjoyed watching History Channel's Ancient Aliens, /x/, r/UFOs posts and all that crap. Not anymore. After these pedo kikes began to PSYOPear with all this Alien distraction BS
>>535989364I'm a witness to a round orb UFO. It looked like it was the size of the moon in the night sky. It had this weird blueish greenish color and like warped into hyper-speed and disappeared. Two of my friends witnessed it along side me so I don't feel crazy
>>535986597You all knew project troon beam was coming, no other president was retarded enough to greenlight it but then you have orange pedo who doesn't want to release the epstein files.
>>535986597Lyrans? :3
>>535986736All the miggers are loving it. The amount of posts on nu-/pol/ screaming "epic shitpost!!!" is so pathetic
>>535990644You are not supposed to disclose that yet.
>>536002727
>>535986693
>>535987532>Ayyy L M A OTumblr meem
What would you do in this situation?
>>536003200
>>535986597Do your job and deport them then >>535986736Yes
>>535986597Dhs stasi illegal occupation more far shit space is aliens are not real ad gay jew it s are not real there is no void Polaris never moves protocols of zion Jews satanic gay jewish baby fucking ngunist the epateick James stupid piggit inred illiterate buchan you are fucking retarded shed wn nasa seti a qllte other shit
>>535986665No it's talking about illegal aliens that are being reported it's an ice tip website. Total cock tease especially with all the hype before hand with the "alien files"Funny trolling though coming from the white house wasn't too expected kek
>>535986597>ALIENS
>>535999820hey how are you, hey how are you, hey how are you.
AMOGUS
>Trump admin actually does real ayy disclosure>Days pass, nothing new>Suddenly new website>"Aliens.gov">HOLY SHIT BROS>Click it>AMOGUS.jpegKEK. TRUMP IS YOUR FUCKING PRESIDENT. BUILD THE WALL. GIVE ME THE CATGIRLS AYY'S.
>>535986597Just how bad is israels involvement in the epstein files they are going to burn an almost 80 year op to avoid talking about it
Why is it impossible for faggots like you to care about multiple things at once? Can you niggers not multitask anymore? You can think about epstein, UFO's and Iran at the same time, you know?
It begins
>>535986597Is this fake? That post was really made by the government?I knew America was a fucking trainwreck, but I had no idea it was this bad.
>>535986597>THEY WALK AMONG USNo, they get chauffeured.
>>535986789kys faggot
>>535986929meds
>>535986975Not to madfags with no sense of humor it's not.I'm LMAO pretty much all the time. One of the weapons of the left and rinos and media has always been to take politics so seriously while making comically stupid decisions.Well now we have a team that's being hilarious while doing stuff like crotch-ganking Lloyds of London and remaking the entire postwar rules-based order.Loving it. When the team started pumping the ayy language I thought, "It would be side orbiting if they moved the illegals discourse into that genre." And here they're doing it. What a time to be alive.
>>535988076but enough of your parents
>>535986597So do pedophiles.
>>535986994They should have used the scrolltext receding-roadway Star Wars opening style. OTOH the fist-gen computer graphics/type is noice. >>535987642>>535988258Yep. And making them the butt of the jokes is genius. Making too-seriousfags the butt of jokes is always good. And the night of picrel, I knew Trump was in it for blood, marrow, lymph, bile, and brain tissue...with icewater in his veins. Even Big Gay Patton is turning out to be hilarious. I mean, I expect Miller to make me laugh, but Bessent has had me rolling. Putting the /pol/ in /pol/itics.
>>535986597>bluebeam doomsday just like mjkiller told us >but instead of murder xenobots it's doordash mexicans in netflix armorScreenshot this.
>>536000060Canada, Netherlands, Norwaybunch of savagesCountries of Origin: United states... kek
>>535989879Friend, me too. I was married for 25 years to a Coastie who took lead and lungsful of saltwater, doing drug and environmental interdiction in the Caribbean and North Atlantic. I'd give the rest of my life now to bring him back to see this even for a day. I never knew anybody who could laugh so deeply and well at stiff necked retards and their dimwit egos. We actually spent a huge portion of our marriage doing just that.
>>536002187At least some, perhaps many or most, bots I'm guessing. But also twitchy tards. Lots o twitchy tards.
>>536009890
And it’s just illegal alien shitposting. It is impressive how trump manages to disappoint in every endeavor other than serving Isreal. I’d kill myself over how pointless everything is but that’s just what they want so I’ll stay around out of spite.
America is so fucking corny
Circus for the golems
>>535987260
>>535987793AMOGUS )slowedx2+reverb+loudbrap.jpg(
>>536009445my nigga
I noticed how niggerbrained retards here have problems multitasking and/or caring about multiple things at once.Its the "SHILL SHILL SHILL, THEY'RE SLIDING THIS!, MEMORYHOLED!, MEMORYHOLED!" fagsLately ive been seeing lots of people crying about AYYLMAOS calling it a psyop or cover for the epstein / iran situation.Why is it impossible for some retards to care about Epstein, UFOs/UAPs, and Iran at the same time? Autism?You can schizopost all you want but Im following all 3 stories constantly. The aliens.gov fakeout was hilarious. Cope Trump has has legit flashes of brilliance sometimes. Seethe. Im not putting any single one above the other like some petulant /x/ schizzy. I can MULTITASK you brainlets. And yes I know what a distraction is......BUT, UGH I KNOW I KNOW, Its just that.....I'm JUST GONNA MULTITASK HAHAHAHAHAH
>>536012548they are doubling down and using everything at their disposal, with zero regard of the consequences of misappropriating themmeaning they have no morals, they only act as if they doeither via ignorance (incomptence) or outright evilness (maliciousness)they will murder you just as well ("take the vax"), molest your kids ("gay sex is normal") and sacrifice thousands of lives in vanity ("take that putin")they are bad people, they are useful idiots/tools, not individuals, as such, they are a danger by virtue of existingyes, the solution is to force these people to have their own opinions, feelings and thought, or refrain from them, until it actually is their ownwhich they do not have, so shut up, and move alongwhat remains will be the evil manipulators
>>536012757why did you reply to that seriously lol goddamn that must have been good bait for you to walltext post
>>535986597I like how the GOV part almost reads GOY
>>536012757you can see it in this very threadthere are a bunch of posts, that just dismiss aliens under the presumption its extraterrestrialsobviously not even taking a minute to reflectliterally kneejerk useful idiot reactiona party member towing the linea bug, an insect, a bureaucrat, not a fully developed individual, a drone
>>535988912>thinks trump still has meme magicKind of, but not how think.
DISCLOSE THE EPSTEIN FILES BETWEEN 1999 AND 2001>DISCLOSE THE EPSTEIN FILES BETWEEN 1999 AND 2001DISCLOSE THE EPSTEIN FILES BETWEEN 1999 AND 2001>DISCLOSE THE EPSTEIN FILES BETWEEN 1999 AND 2001DISCLOSE THE EPSTEIN FILES BETWEEN 1999 AND 2001>DISCLOSE THE EPSTEIN FILES BETWEEN 1999 AND 2001
>>536012914im arrogant enough to think my insight is unique enough to warrant (especially) serious replies
>DHS>THEY WALK AMONG US XD>AMONG>US>xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDprobably just, once again, making sure the topic isn't taken seriously
>>535990175yeah but the pegging orgasms are literally out of this world
Migrate:>>536012534>>536012534>>536012534
>>536013052lol i tried really hard on that bait so thanks for the credit lol, its gotten a few people so far
>>536013106
>>536013454No? Fuck off retard.
>>536013466well there must be something wrong with you (or me), if your bait coincidentally happens to work out irlits probably you
>>536013537Ive gotten like 9 reppys with this one"Are you actually being serious right now? How is what I said a fucking hard concept to understand? You can schizopost all you want but Im following all 3 stories constantly. Im not putting any single one above the other like some petulant /x/ schizzy. I can MULTITASK you brainlet, ugh, I know, I know, but Im just gonna multitask hahahaha!"
>>536013647>>536013537I think because of this : ""Are you actually being serious right now? How is what I said a fucking hard concept to understand?" and, the topic is AYYLMAOS and it then being a fakeout about illegals, that particular sentence comes off as cocky, as if I had no idea it was a fakeout because I didnt actually visit aliens.gov, so it sets people off, lmfao.
>>536013647>Ive gotten like 9 reppys with this onestopped reading, but yeah, i was right that you are coincidentally righti wish whatever it is to happen to you that these (you)s do not represent the totality of your joy in life
>>536013756>that these (you)s do not represent the totality of your joy in lifeIt does. How cooked am I as a person?
>>535988258Quick, make a party of 3.>Hairdo birdo for +Cha interactions>Bored Smug lizard for as ship pilot>Clanker as a mechanic and replaceable Cannon fodder.
>>535989693
are we really getting rid of aliens now, or just some of the old familiar ones
>>535986597WOW so funnyyyy!!What about H1B fecaloids tho
>>536015938What about em?
>>535986597Ayylmaos and glow niggers walk amongst us and they both love tonguing my anus. Can confirm.
>>536016020Saved for posterity. This shit will make good Screencap thread material lol.
>>535986597Yeah, Iran won.
