What are your thoughts on beavers?
>>536574752Super wise posters, save worthy.
>>536574752in the right place they are wonderful. blocking drainage pipes under your only road so it washes out they are not so wonderful. ive got a couple nice beaver dams a short walk away and they are impressive. the way they make 4-6ft high dams a 100ft across an open little stream valley is pretty cool.
bobr kurwa
>>536574752I love them.
>>536574752Amazing creatures As God created man to till the ground so He created beavers to tend to the rivers
>>536574752better than browns, and Italians
>>536574752If humans didn't exist Beavers would eventually evolve to replace us. Smart creatures that build houses to live in and then in the morning go to their jobsite to build the dam. They also only have one partner and will not get an another one if their partner dies. They are loyal to the end.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EggzVRVYllA
>>536574752I love beavers. LOVE 'EM.
>>536574752Know why his teeth are red? It's got iron
>>536574752beyond based
this is now a BOBER thread
>>536575807why don't we just pay beavers in salmon to build a wall.? they'd do a better job than our tranny politicians
>>536574752I unironically think beavers are the solution to our aquifer problem. Right now or water management is focused on flood control and it's depleting our aquifers.beavers slow the drain, prevent floods and allow the water to seep into the soil
>>536575986Totally agree. Beavers are a source of cheap labor totally unexploited all these years
>>536574752Got stinky toe from one once.
>>536576193S P O O T
Based and dampilledLowlandcells hate them for flooding their lands but uplandchads admire their industriousness and the vast wetland ecosystems they create.If they used electricity and put turbines in their dams we would love them but bcos theyre offline creatures and have no use for such vanity we hate them
>>536574752Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
>>536575986makes sensedon't beaver dams eventually silt up then transform into prime pasture or even orchard land, since the beavers have cleared all the trees?no doubt also prime catfish habitat
>>536576450one near us is good for iceskating too. nice flat, not too deep, pond in an otherwise pondless area
>>536574752In the 1800’s every European had Canadian beaver on their minds.
>>536574752Based beavers building
>>536576627How about now?
>>536574752based keystone species :DDDD
>>536574752Nutria with a paddle tail. And a good work ethic.
>>536575557KURWA BOBR!https://youtube.com/shorts/ezmTp6Ig7Lw?https://youtu.be/teHtWRPEPJc?
>>536574752like, third favorite animal
>>536574752i like the pink kind
>>536577232They're ecosystem engineers, not a keystone.
>>536574799agreed
357 magnum is what i use at the to get rid of these destructive little cunts. fuck everyone in this thread. especially the faggot OP.
>>536578274oh fug they're keystone in the US :DDD the only country dat madders :DD
>>536574752Prefer them shaved and smooth so as not to tickle my nose
>>536578020What are your other favorite animals?
>>536579998Goats and lions, but that is not relevant to the beaver discussion.Post beavers.
>>536574752looks cute sounds cute, very friendly creaturei wish we have more of them
>>536575865someone pick that carrot up for him :(
>>536580160Looks like an Animal Crossing character. I never played that game.
love these industrious chunky little bastards.
>>536577209Since Europe is pajeets now, it’s more true than ever.>bobs and vagin pls
>>536578383fuzzy
>>536577232
I like them more than a feminist
https://youtube.com/shorts/eKttKd6c_r8?si=Onq1B-KcKd461sYJHahaha!
>>536574752Beaver is supposed to be slang for pussy? How does that make sense?
>>536574752They are dam niggers.
>>536574752Useful for reversing desertification.
>>536574752They must be left alone to do their important work
BEAVERS IN!BLACKS OUT!
IT IS A WELL KNOWN AND UNDISPUTED FACT THAT BEAVERS HATE NIGGERS
>>536574752Speaking of beavers there was a beaver statue dressed as a king in some museum in one video I don't know its name unfortunately, I think might been in Poland. Anyone got the slightest idea what I'm talking about?
>>536575967They dont eat salmon, they eat wood
>>536586660eats shoots and leaves
>>536574752they're pretty funny by my river
>>536574752Great dancers, know how to party and shave.
Dope
>>536587512Funny
>>536574752They are protected here but we got a few in our river at my house. They fell my trees and my neighbours. One invaded my trout ponds so I sent my rottweiler to scare it away, then it hid under the wooden pier in the pond so I shot it. I only have a flobert with diablos so it tankend almost 15 shots before it finally died. My rottweiler got some bites too but not too bad. Thanks for listening to my ted talk.Pic rel my trouts I fished the other day
>>536588973Beaver murderer
They're based. They attack jeets.
>>536589494sometimes one must kill. now and again its possible to catch and release somewhere else but not all the time.
>>536589494I gave it a funeral 2 meters deep so my dogs wont dig it up. My neighbour shot the other beaver and sent it down the river, random people found it and called the police. They then sent the corpse 200km to forensics to look for cause of death and it even made regional news lul.Cops checked our neighbourhood, asked around but I just said I have no weapons.
>>536574752What are ur opinion of cute petite Peruvian mestizos/indios w/natural spinner fuck toy bodies?
>>536589892lol. i bet they dont do that much for raped white girls.
>>536590114Are they on my property?
>>536576450https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAHvrLNe5K4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR-5F9x-fmo&t=25s
>>536574752>Watches Hoppers once
>>536590129i deny all knowledge
>>536575865same energy
>>536586544I searched for a few minutes, but I couldn't find anything.
>>536574752I like 'em if they don't stink. >>536586660Thank them for their service.
>>536586892On you maybe
>>536574752have teeth like rats. dead eyes. have sweet tiny hands.stink. the end.
>>536591865make 3 piles and youre still faster than trying this retarded move. anglo shite.
>>536574752I like them better than I like Trump.
>>536574752I like them tidily trimmed, neither hairy scary nor fully shaven.
>>536586190he hit his head :( aren't they supposed to know where to move? how do they not get killed when they make large trees fall
>>536574752Patrician Tier Rank BeevoAnd best thread on /pol/
>>536591865>>536593278or 2 piles and two guys, or the mart one takes a wheelbarrow 2 times, short term youtube fame for a wrecked back at 35
I hate Canadians. Simple as.
>>536574752They are the only way we can fight the Jew.
>>536589568I'm talkin' aboot a beaver, chief. Jeets go into da water, beaver- in da water. A goodbye and adieu, to you Spanish ladies. You ever see a beaver's eyes, chief? Dead lifeless eyes, like dolls eyes. 26 jeets go ina da water, 20 jeets come out of da water. Beavers took the rest.
I have no opinions on beavers.
>>536594277Get one.
>>536591865kek
>>536595044you can take the beavers home. they are free.
>>536593501The short stump meant the tree was acting strangely for him.
>>536574752Beavers are cool.Otters rule.
>>536594092you wanna see a real Scar
I heard a tree knock and I thought Bigfoot was near. I had 10mm and a Ruger Alaskan so I ran toward the sound to disprove this once and for all. I took this video, it was a Beaver.
>>536586471Ermmm... SOURCE?
>>536574752FUCKING BASED
>>536595950disguising themselves as a beaver is an old bigfoot tactic.
Animals with structures visible from space>humans>beavers
The greatest living creatures walking the face of the earth. Their existence makes every living beings lives better and they ask for nothing in return but to be left alone so they can get to work.
beavers>lumber stealing niggers
>>536574752one of the best, very high on my list
>>536597325those fuckers mean business.
>>536597325nowadays, you can see my car from space
>>536597454what they mostly do isn't the big stuff like that, its clearing tons and tons of small stuff that otherwise grows up and fills in more open areas around small creeks etc. they go in, stake all that down so you can still see up and down the creek, then create ponds along it. they've done this several times on creeks around where i live and if they hadn't thered be no open space at all in the woods
>>536574752>90 year old trapper logic>We have to kill beavers or else it will flood all the commercial fields I wonder who is going to do that when they're all gone
>>536597667In 1948, the Idaho Department of Fish and Game successfully parachuted 76 "nuisance" beavers into the roadless Chamberlain Basin of the Sawtooth Mountains. Those little guys transformed the entire region. Epic story.The "Great Beaver Drop" remains a famous piece of American wildlife management history.
>>536598794cool, i'll look that up.
>>536574752They're pretty cool
>>536575942HAKIYOI HAKIYOI HAKIYOI
>>536585812Horrific paint job
>>536586190>>536593501Every tradesman makes mistakes though; even more true when you have to stick your face in to do the work.
>>536598794I wonder if it inspired operation dumbo drop
>>536574799Fpbp.
>>536574752Top tier animals, better than niggerbaras
>>536593501larger trees wont have to be chewed that much before they fall, and when they fall they topple over slower than the stub did in the vid.The beaver should be free and not bonked in the head while imprisoned and occupied with surrogate activities
Cool animal. Enjoyed them in the movie Hoppers.
>>536597068Beaverself
I wish I were a beaver.
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