>create video entertainment for 50 year olds (they saw masters of universe cartoon in TV in the year 1981, from this we can deduct they are about 45 year olds at minimum if they saw it on TV)>people who are now in their 30s or younger doesnt even know about it>how could this fail, financially
>>536630969Sorry im only interested in ai slop. I dont care what hollywood gives me. Im not interested any longerhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zX-e9LRR_ko
>partner with Denny's to advertise with movie themese meals and milkshake>think people at Denny's are spending money to see movies
>>536630969>BI DA POWAH A’ GAYSKULL
>>536630969how much you wanna bet they made with AI
It’s still marvel comics-tier. Nobody cares about Americana bullshit anymore. You could make a show about football or hotrods and I’d still think it’s gay.
>>536631082completely AIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE3PI9X8c9o
>>536630969Nig-at-arms
>>536631027>Sorry im only interested in ai slopThere is a lot of AI slop in this He-Man movie. I watched it yesterday. Pretty gay movie by the way. Looks like shit. And why the heck is Man in Arms a nigger? I think you would like it.
At least the lead isn't a gay nigger but does he get cucked somehow instead?
>>536631174its still hollyjew and im still not interested in thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcKCgPld3zo&t=6s
>>536630969This movie looks like some weird AI slop amalgamation, especially if you arent familiar with masters of the universe.
>>536631151holy fuck it's so obvious toololso now it's time for all anons to begin making feature length motion picture quality propaganda of their ownand if you can make fun of jews while doing it all the better
one more reason to make a blockbuster Sailor Moon movie
>>536631293>so now it's time for all anons to begin making feature length motion picture quality propaganda of their own>>536631310the only two things stopping you are>spaceand>opportunity
>>536631310theyd better not butcher my wife. i NEED these curves
>>536631027>Sorry im only interested in ai slopIt's no better. No idea how you people have endless time to just sit and watch anyway
>>536631293>so now it's time for all anons to begin making feature length motion pictureThat’s actually the only thing I’m waiting for. All this AI technology is completely useless to me unless it ultimately means that, in the near future, I’ll be able to create my very own, private, multi-part cartoon animated epic fantasy movie based on books I’ve written myself.
>>536630969Get rid of the nig on the left and maybe people will see it. Tired of woke DEI casting
>>536631547They're gargoyles. They have no life because they have no light in them. They sit in the glow of the screen because that is the only place they can let themselves feel seen.
>>536631547its a mililon times bettera better role modelnot full of talking idiotsgreat aestheticjust a fun feel good thing to watch and i dont understand what you mean by i have "endless time to watch."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMUE9-5lYv8&list=LL&index=13
>>536631366>the only two things stopping you are>space>and>opportunityor as anons suggested..AI katen you clussy
Jesus Christ how horrifying, Hollywood even remade He-Man
>>536631676Nope.It is shit and anyone with any aesthetic or musical sense can tell that it is rubbish.>>536631640I like making things or going outside. I haven't seen a superhero movie past channel surfing since I was a kid. I like nerd stuff but come on, a complete life isn't just fantasy
>>536630969zero marketingcan't even tell if they went woke so little marketing
>>536630969They saw that meme video where heman is singing that 4 non-blondes song that got 229 million views and thought each view would translate into several dollars at the box office.Instead only gay boomer retards like The Critical Drinker went to see it.
>>536631151diversity man-at-arms and gay looking he-manamericans becameteh gay many moons ago but now it is confirmed to be so without doubts
Please understand. Super Duper Chungus Grok prompts are 500k a month
>see trailer for this>guy works for HR>isn't even very buffgaaaaaaaaay
>>536630969Meanwhile
I mostly enjoyed it
going to the cinema makes no sense anymoreit used to be that you'd get a way better experience but nowaways everyone has a 75" TV at home with way more comfort and don't have to pay $15 for a small dry popcorn (they don't even make it fresh at the cinema anymore, they import pre-popped bags!)
>>536630969>He Man is not built like a 1980s WWF superstar.This guy is a twig compared to how He Man is actually portrayed.
>>536631710yep hollywood is the worst. one of my most favorite movies is the original Poltergeist from the 80s, when I heard they are going to remake it I got mad.I mean I like Sam Rockwell but why would you remake a fucking classic?
>>536632632A cheap large tv with shitty sound doesn't compare to seeing a movie in IMAX or Dolby.
>>536632705Well, Flash Gordon had a cameo in the He-Man movie.
>>536632393>box office this>budget thatALL movies made in USAmerica are money laundering operations, and that's it. Soft power, cultural projection and any profit are all just gravy.
>>536632760no it doesn't but my point was that the balance has shifted a lot. and you can buy a proper sound system for home usein the cinema you will have to deal with idiots on their phones, people talking, uncomfortable seats etc while at home you can just chill and watch the movie, eat what you want and pause whenever you need the toilet, etc
>>536631917Exactly my thoughts
>>536630969I watched it last night on a free streaming site. It's actually good.
>>536632907Plus people making fun of you eating kinobeans
>>536632393It needs to make 2 1/2 times it’s buget to break even
>>536632393Backrooms has made 200M you retard
>>536630969Commercial failure is not the main goal, every franchise is being slopified and emasculated. They came for video games and capeshit first. I don't know what's left, other than another gay Toy Story. Thunder Cats? Even less people care about that. I remember now, it'll be Spaceballs. All this stuff anyone under 30 would put in the unc/boomerslop category.
The advertising looked like Thor Love and Thunder. That’s why. Same will happen to Supergirl. Its bad timing and changing tastes. Not politics.
Lmao. Fucking marveljeets try to downplay their star slop being shit where HE-MAN actually succeeds.It makes fun of woke talking points and embraces masculinityYes Man at Arms is a nigger, but it fits into loreEven fucking Jared Leto is great in thisStay salty jeetIm also 38 and i know this shit from reruns in europe
>>536631769>I like making things or going outsideAnd you like boring anons to death on 4 chan, thinking the world cares about your inane life.You are no better.
>>536631193Non stop cucking.
Ain’t worth a chp murder cover up
>>536631174>Pretty gay movie by the way.Well it's He-Man even during the early 80's the entire show gave off homosexual vibes.
>>536633741Brooks' movie will make you seethe and that's a good thing.
>>536630969Its a good summer movie. I enjoyed it.
>>536632777America has no soft power, dingus. It's even a real country anymore. It's a reality show for Europeans to forget about their own problems.
>>536631401She WILL be played by Debra Wilson and you WILL appreciate it CHUD.
>>536631193I dunno he looks pretty gay to me, walking around in a mini top armor is pretty gay too
>White tall guy is the hero>Saves the princess or somethingThe only thing that comes to my mind is the sign
>>536630969it wasn't really that greatI liked the little wizard guyhe was fun to draw
>>536630969>Yet another capeshit film with millennial writing.
>>536630969I assume that black guy was originally white? Nostalgia keeps normies sedated, and (((they))) also get to subvert it, little by little
>>536631027Rodger that
>>536632705I always laugh when women talk about Barbie giving girls unrealistic ideas about body standards
>>536630969>the only way for a black man to be on parity with the power of a white man with a sword is to wield firearms.100 accurate
>>536630969Oh wait wake that up. He man is on Fortnite. A lot of under 30 know of him
>>536634374>he said, in the He Man thread
I see a ngger in the backgroundthat wasnt in the showget rida woke goyslop redo cringe garbage cultural vandalism
>>536630969I'm 35 and I had a skeletor toy, and I remember the lundgren movie about as well as I remember the power rangers movie with the purple guy or slime or something >>536631151holy shit that looks bad, how did they spend 200 mil on that
>>536631917 looks like the haircut from "dumb and dumber" moviekek
>>536630969Movie was good. Stupid but fun.Blonde straight male main character. No body positivity shit. No overly DEI cast. Everyone who watched it gave positive reviews. They just completely fuxked up promotion, at least in europe . No one knows about the movie Get over it. Pol complains about everything
>>536637104Was on the fence watching it but I will do now thanks anon
now why did you come to /pol/ to parrot red letter media?
>>536630969Everyone I know just assumed it was woke lol.
>>536637232RLM are jews and Disney shills, who cares about them
>>53663096950 mill for worldwide cgi sloppa in a completely starved market just buy buying the name of an IP is shit
>>536630969God damn it, you Finngolians just can't into English.
>>536635844I had no idea this could happen
>>536637300you aren't op and that has nothing to do with anything I said. why is this politics?
>>536637459All media products are political in some way.
>>536631027nice, i can't help but wonder who made his pants and shirt
>whether i like a movie or not depends on how much money it madet. zoomerpol
>>536631151I'm not watching the slop but this is good baithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21JsHLHnY8
>>536630969I know about the franchise, I just don't care about this because He-Man is a fag.
>>536637104>No overly DEI castFeminism pushed throughout the film and Man-at-Arms was race swapped to a black guy and Teela race swapped to Latina.Director Travis Knight explicitly describes Skeletor as 'the embodiment of toxic masculinity,' recasting the flamboyant, insecure villain as a vehicle for critiquing traditional male norms, while Mendes frames Teela as a survivor 'affected by toxic masculinity,' adopting masculine traits in a 'very masculine world' due to her father's influence—shoehorning feminist trauma narratives into a warrior archetype.
>>536630969I loved this show when I was a prepubescent and I couldn't care any less about this because this shit was a literal toy commercial with a storyline
>>536631310Just watch the live action series from the 2000's. No shitty Hollywood movie would ever be a better adaptation of Sailor Moon than that
>>536630969It was a shitty Marvel-slopesque movie, everyone is a jokester with quips every 2 seconds, the movie does not take itself serious.That is the #1 flaw in countless movies that end up failing. How can you expect us to take your shit seriously when the movie makes it seem silly to do so, it kills any investment into the story when the movie makes fun of itself, it is lame and gay. The best superhero movies take itself serious, that's why Man of Steel is one of my favorites, it takes the themes and story serious
>>536630969This movie has 0 buzz because the show cratered so hard. It needs another movie to play off of like barbie and Oppenheimer
>>536637931Theyre doing the same thing with video games. "Oh this single player game doesn't have a high player count? Heh dead. Not worth my time" like they only care about flavor of the month stuff
>>536638486This 2pac nigger he zestyHe been broken in yet?
>>536630969I seen it last night. Its worth seeing just for Skeletor. I haven't been to a theater since the first disney Star Wars, that was such a shitty movie it turned me off going.I recommend seeing He-Man though. They dont bog the show down with too much story or pointless filler, it kicks into action right away and the fights were good. I was surprised that they could make such silly characters look good duking it out. its surprisingly not super woke. There were parts that made me cringe a bit but I still liked it.Seriously, Skeletor was great though.
>>536638518It's actually because of feminism and homosexuals. But the blacks don't help either.
>>536638733>Skeletor is great though.>not super wokeLMAO. I guess you let the propaganda seep into your subconscious then.Director Travis Knight explicitly describes Skeletor as 'the embodiment of toxic masculinity,' recasting the flamboyant, insecure villain as a vehicle for critiquing traditional male norms, while Mendes frames Teela as a survivor 'affected by toxic masculinity,' adopting masculine traits in a 'very masculine world' due to her father's influence—shoehorning feminist trauma narratives into a warrior archetype.
>>536638138the same slop youre typing could apply to the og show made 45 years ago>>536638486>i like Man of Seel you just like sad action slop with plot for 3 year olds>>536638683yes. thats why peak gaming for them is minecraft/roblox
>>536631193He goes to hook up with the hot chick who was into him but she rejected him. It was just after a fight that nearly killed them and they had a ton of shit to do and not a lot of time to do it in. idk, I imagine they banged after because you could tell she was into him, just bad timing. No cuckoldry or anything, just a soft rejection.
>>536638820>the same slop youre typing could apply to the og show made 45 years agoKek, no it literally can't. There wasn't race swapped characters in the original, Skeletor was not "the embodiment of toxic masculinity", and Teela was not a survivor "affected by toxic masculinity" either.
>>536638800>Director Travis Knight explicitly describes Skeletor as 'the embodiment of toxic masculinity,'I have no plans to watch this shit, but even I can see how trying to make some character a negative stereotype can backfire into making them entertaining as shit
>>536638800>>Skeletor is great though.>>not super woke
>>536638918yes, that
>>536631917HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
>>536630969I remember seeing a trailer for it in theaters for hail Mary and it took until the last 30 seconds or something when I saw Skelator to go "wait this is Heman?!"
>>536638899teela was a girl warrior because her father raised her that wayskeletor was a flamboyant comedy villain who always lost due to trusting his silly racially diverse henchmen oh and cringer was always gay af literally
correct me if I'm wrong but the shafted Orko again, no?
>>536636240There aren't even any single family homes on wall street. I'm calling bullshit.
>>536631027Kino, AI really is the future no matter how many temper tantrums shitlibs throw.
>>536630969it's also AI hollyjew dogshit.
This show would be great played deadpan, but they can't help but wink and nod to the audience because they're uncreatives.
>>536638989And what you described is different from the film versions of those characters. Thanks for proving my point.
>>536633741There was a time all of Gen X, millenials and even younger boomers were united by their shared love of pop culture properties. From this unity sprang OWS and the successful SOPA/PIPA protests. Wokeness was the answer to this threat. It turned those beacons of unity into loci of division, resentment and strife, and corrupted the egalitarian and universalist messaging which they originally had and that made them so inspiring to begin with
>>536638800>Director Travis Knight explicitly describes Skeletor as 'the embodiment of toxic masculinity,No, hes just as flamboyant as the cartoon and always shit talks everyone around him. it was great. I was skeptical of his voice sounding like a demon but it still worked.>Teela as a survivor 'affected by toxic masculinity,' adopting masculine traitsOnly fighting constantly but she used a gun mostly. She gets her ass kicked in h2h until she fights another woman, then shes kicking the other chicks ass.It wasnt tuff girl who is tuff and dont need no man, it was shooty girl who needed He-Man or their planet was fucked.
>>536639074>they can't help but wink and nod to the audiencejust like the show they are adapting?where he man looks at the camera and gives you some generic advice before everyone says goodbye?>>536639152i proven you have no idea what the og show was about. selling toys with a silly 15 minute cartoon
>>536639240im arguing about he man with a spic when i have a lawn to mow bye
>>536639240>selling toys with a silly 15 minute cartoonthis, all it wasand they had some decently original character designs but the characters were shallow as shit, few ideas for the show beyond "morality play with fantasy tropes"
>>536630969>200M>99% greenscreenlmao lol, money laundering
>>536639349greenscreen is at least better than "let's just transport them all to earth for 90% of the movie to cut down the budget"
>>536639348the comics that came with toys had cool world building and art tho but maybe 10% of that made it into the show
>>536630969Made man at arms a nigger. Automatic fail. You fuck us over culturally we fuck you over financially. Praise God.
>>536639458Im happy they GTFO earth right away.
>>536639702comics had nothing but the story and art to sell themselves>>536639706I was disappointed as shit in the lundgren one when I was a kid, not just because almost the whole fucking thing was on earth but they replaced Orko with some fucking gnome thing they made up
>>536630969>filenameLMAO. Nobody was ever going to give this a chance after that awful woke Netflix show a couple years back. Yeah, they tried to memory hole it, but pepperidge farms remembers.
>>536639705If it helps, hes a deadbeat absentee father whos a raging alcoholic so they at least made him nigger-accurate.
>>536630969He-Man right? I watched it growing up and I'm 28, that being said I don't think any of my friends did. (They never got my holding the sword up references when I was a child)
>>536630969Could be one of the reasons idk
>>536631401I bet they can ruin even canon trons.
>>536639910I havent seen that movie since I was a kid and I was so disappointed I never rewatched. I forgot all about that fucking thing hahahahOh man, why did they do it? I dont mean the gnome, I mean that whole movie? wtf lol
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>>536639345I seent it.
>>536631676If Dick Donner could grow up and move on after getting out-Jewed by the Salkinds, why can’t you?
>>536631174He man was when i was really young but i watched it. I was more a duck tales kids.
>>536639458>"the earth" is a ps2 graphics greenscreenthe future is now old man
>>536630969I barely remember this show and its only because they used to play old cartoons in the mornings. I cant even remember if there was a modern day aspect to the show but even so they should have gone for a specific time period like the 80s or 90s. I know they do the whole fish out of water in PC culture jokes too and those are so fucking trite
>>536631772I watched some movie reviews. I thought the movie makes fun of woke shit?
>>536631828This that meme song is honestly the only heman thing anyone 30 or younger knows about the show.
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