Tell me the true anon, how many of you lost your virginity to prostitutes? I did, it was nice
>>536673172>he gave up his wizard powersNGMI
I wish I had. I fucked a fat drunk girl my first time and it messed me up so bad I didn't even talk to another girl for three years.
I lost it at age 16 to my best friend's GF. We still don't talk 20 years later, and I regret it immensely.
>>536673172i think 90% of Netherlanders lose their virginity to prostitutes.Apparently it's a family thing, i've had enough chats with degenerate netherlanders to know.Why are you pretending it's not a thing in your neggrofied shithole, swamp jew boi ?
>>536673172I lost my virginity to a chinese whore in macau. same as Orson Welles.i'm not fat like orson but I'm unfuckably ugly. I vividly remember the pimp using the word Gweilo at the time. still nutted.
>>536673172I lost it to an American exchange girl. Then to a British exchange girl. Then a Russian exchange girl. Then I started hiring prostitutes as I ran out of exchange girls and I despise the locals.
>>536673172That would be a disappointing life story. I wouldn't recommend it unless you are still a virgin after like 21. The normal behavior is to meet a girl you get along with well as a teenager and have sex with her as part of a loving relationship.
>>536673540your hymen regrew 3 times?
>>536673591“ I wouldn't recommend it unless you are still a virgin after like 21”I was almost 22 when I lose my virginity, how did you guess? Lmao
I plan on dying as a virgin>t. 30 years old
>>536673731It was not hard to guess that you were still a virgin at 21. I've met Dutch people.
>>536673172I was 15, she was 16. Also not a prostitute.Kind of regret it tbqh, cause i was so nervous of her dad coming into the room and gutting my ass.Only when it was over to realize he was just playing star trek online on the other side of the house the entire time.
>>536673172Nah just some drunken 17y old
>>536673172No, I lost it to a fat girl I met off craigslist back in 2012. she had amazing top skills though.
>>536673172Well maybe i was the prostitute in this case.I was young and had no self confidence.The ogre was 45 and me 21.But at least i gained an insight into how this gypsy country runs
I am getting old to the point where my mom asked me why I don't see a prostitute. Her suggesting that pushed me closer to suicide
>>536673172my penis is buried in if it's hard it's the size of an acorn and I'm also circumcised with flesh tunnels.do you honestly thing I can go to a hooker without kms after she laughs?
>>536674009You should’ve offered her 2.50 for a handjob.
>>536673172Me. The only thing I regret is not doing it sooner.
>>536674211what is it with the British and incest?
>>536673172I did unfortunately.
>>536674265There’s nothing quite like a stern matron’s unhappy, tough handed tug to sort you out.
>>536673883Now you know
>>536673172This is very embarrassing, but unfortunately i lost it to a boy... (he was n my friend n he was from Wyoming), to this i still kinda regret it but whatever.
>>536673172I was 15 andthey said they were makeup artists....
>>536674443he was my friend**, the thing is that he was the one who wanted it that bad n i couldn't say no cuz he was my friend after all, but i am trying to forget it completely.
>>536674541did you take or receive?
>>536674682sorry I meant give or receive, my brain shit itself
>>536674722give, I had to suck him idk how many times till he came on my face, it was humiliating af, but now i cant say that i am not a fag cuz the act has already been done, i wont go into much details but it happened when i was at his house (so it happened when i was in the US, i was staying for some weeks to him), and it happened unfortunately.
>>536674519>they said they were makeup artists....So "They" had penises...
>>536673299based
>>536673172i havent had sex with anyone but prostitutes and im 42 years old. desu I would feel weird if someone asked me about my body count. it would be 0 or 2000+ depending on the rules.
>>536673172I've yet to have sex with a girl that wasn't a prostitute.
>>536673172Who the fuck pays for sex?
>>536673172>Tell me the true anon, how many of you lost your virginity to prostitutes?I'm not a loser to lose my virginity, OP.
>>536674893Yes that is normal behavior. You’re worldview is skewed
>>536674827did he put it in your butt?
>>536673172I had an Asian gf in high school, lost my virginity to her.
>>536675089yeah, and obviously it hurted alot after we were done, but not the point where i couldn't walk for idek how many days or weeks, n i have to mention we were also a bit high on some drugs n it happened, it shouldn't have, yet it did, i hate myself for it.
>>536675072No, it's not. That's obvious fictional bs. My worldview is real.
>>536673172>>536675040I've never fucked a prostitute, but it sounds way eassier and cheaper than what I do now.
>>536675051People who are lazy. I used to walk into any pub or coffee shop here and leave with a number, and every 3-4 numbers would result in a dirty shag with a dirty slag, but now the thought of investing even a second on that shit makes me want to die. Women require a lot of patience and time, and only narcissistic niggers will entertain their bullshit after the age of 45.
>>536675172One last questionDid you coom?
>>536673591 No that's literally not the normal behavior. That's jewish fictional crap they sell to non jewish people and the lower class, while they themselves and the higher class all buy service from prostitutes, including the young adult kids of these jews and higher class people (and regarding jews, the teenage non adult kids of jews also buy from prostitutes). This is the actually efficient way to get sexual relationships and with more attractive people, and women especially aren't they interested in sex in they're not getting anything material from it. This is literally how sex is SUPPOSED to work and this is how it's had literally always worked in the past, a woman will have sex with you if you give her something she wants in exchange. So when jews make prostitution illegal, what they're LITERALLY DOING is trying to STOP all regular men from having any sex at all, while they out ALL of their prostitution sex acts on full display via porn and other media. This of blatantly aggressive hostile malicious behavior and that's exactly how it needs to be treated.And no, just get married isn't a solution. Marriages are virtually sexless.
>>536675537Mhm, and then we made out... :(
>>536675620>>536675072>>536675304
>>536675669Don't know what you're upset about, sounds like he treated you pretty good
>>536674868It was two 20 y/o girls on a campground that raped my innocence.I never recovered from the PTSD.
>>536675747>I never recovered from the PTSD.As it should be
>>536675719yeah but isnt that basically gay sex?
I lost it to a 13 yo when i was 16and she ended up dumping me after we got caught fucking by her parents and i got my ass laid out by her mom who pummeled the fuck out of meThankfully her dad kelly was whipped because if that 6'5 giant hit me id be ded
>>536675891Legally? yes
>>536676125I mean morally, but he treated me very good tho
>>536673172nope. I lost my anal virginity non-consentually at 2 y/o to a pedophile (my bum still hurts) then I lost my virginity at 17 y/o to a 25 y/o jewess
>>536676323>25 y/o jewessand always those jewess teachers, every single time
>>536673172>be me >13 year old in shitty big city JEWSA>have tons of retarded chicks who think taking pills is fun >tell one I’ll give her Loratabs for sex>proceed to give her Tylenol PM tablets I would etch symbols>lose virginity at 13 on an athletic field >repeat with her retarded friends >mfw half of these dumb sluts went on to become full blown addicts who would die or destroy themselves for heroin
>>536676323good fucking god.i'm usually a big troll to people on /pol/ and, really, 4chan generally but i hope things go better for you.t. jew
Most depressing thread I've seen in ages.We truly live in a goysciety hellscape. Jews won.
>>536673172I did at 15 to a my gf, but all in all 15 year me didn't know jack shit about having sex.
>>536673299>Digits confirmPretty much this. All those who lost their virginity have fallen in the prison planet trap. They sold their souls to be reincarnated here again. They can only be saved if they cry for forgiveness by Jesus. Kinda feel sad for them...
It's the ultimate L.It's below being a permavirgin in every way. The only redeemable way of doing it is saving your marriage, but even that isn't a long term solution.
