I was thinking about going to Belfast and join the boys, do you think they let me carry this in the luggage at the airport?
>>536847505theres still a couple of Barretts buried out there on the farmland
In checked luggage yes. Carryon no.
Wear a turban and say it's your ceremonial knife.
>>536847505Do you think they would me trough with a glock ? It's part of my religion.
Enjoy being on an INTERPOL list OP
No and I think you'd get jumped even if you got through
>>536849444Uhhhhhhhhh they will come knocking my door for having garden tools?
>>536847505>do you think they let me carry this in the luggage at the airport? if it is not in the hand luggage yesput it in a toolbox, then put the toolbox into your suitcaseyou are obviously a woodcarving artist specializing on religious totemic poles of the north sentinelese diaspora and this is your artist tool
>>536847505also dont forget to DECLARE your toolboxif you dont DECLARE the toolbox some retard at the xray machine will sperg out because there is no password (TOOLBOX) word on a piece of paper and will sperg out about the metal objhect could-be-a-weapon-but-is-actually-a-tool(undeclared) and then they will find you, your bag, take you out from the plane, take you to your bag, open the bag with a "person of authority" present, search your bag, get the item of interest out, and you will then have to tell them thats my tool, i am a woodcarbing specialist i need this for work as you can see hence it is in my toolbox, then they will say oh but you needed to declare your toolbox in the checked in luggage you did not do that, now we will take money from you to all ow you to travel onwards, and you will be like fuck this shit, but they will either take your shit (rob you) or take your shit (rob you) and dont allow you to travel forther (if that is you didnt miss your flight because of the whole procedure in the first place (which will be your fault because you didnt declare the toolbox)) so.declare your fucking toolbox in the checked in luggage.
>>536847505>>536849765>>536850071this was revealed to me in a dream
>>536847505Bring a SPAS 12It's part of your culture and religion
>>536847505Mail it to yourself dummy
>>536850144an oracle of our time as proven by digitsnice
>>536847505Sure just say you're a sikh and that's a "sickhle", airport workers are retarded. If you wear a turban you can also fuck a cute female passenger by declaring you have a sexual emergency
>>536847505ma ndo vai a coglione
>>536847505Just show your loicense to the officer gentleman.
>>536852196She will be dead by the stench immediately
>>536847505Probably not, but realistically you could go to a hardware store, buy an angle grinder and some flat bar stock and make a bunch of them. That said, go to a shop, get some threaded pipe, get a trailer ball hitch, attach them. A blade is great but do you really want to expose yourself tov infested Bantu Blood? >>536848895Comment of the dayI knew a Scottish Canadian who wore a kilt and would get stopped by tbe police for having a Dirk on him, he would always threaten to take them to the BC Human Rights commission. They eventually left him alone.
>>536847505Godspeed if you do anonMake sure to target synagogues and government buildings whenever you can
>>536847505No, anon, I don't think they'll let you carry this in the luggage at the airport.
>>536847505hide it in your ass
>>536849347Glocks are plastic shit rods. >>536850918I am actually a big fan of Italian made firearms, I own maybe 16 guns, 5 of them were made in Italy including my daily carry piece.
>>536847505SAY YOU IDENTIFY AS A TRANSCOMMIE AND YOU CAN CARRY ONE OF THESE
I cant even apply for american visa because Im a known jew and muslim hater
>>536853334Kys
>>536853672Not a Beretta fan, I see.
