lets fucking go, another 60 day "ceasefire"
>>537084865Surely the kikes won't sabotage it this time.
>>537084865This but the complete opposite and he won.
>>537085002capped off with a >United Nations Security Council resolutionthis all screams reliability and stability
>>537084865oh boy!! another epic deal and ceasefire!! cant wait for pissrael to start the missiles again and ruin it in a day or two!
>>537085162then donny will blame iran for letting israel attack lebanon
>>537084865>Trump surrenderedThe president has the IQ of a 12yo child. He cant surrender. He'd probably fail the cube vs triangle challenge.
>>537084865>kvetch for months about the war >now that there is peace complain You are transparent you nigger
>>537085515And yet he’s dominated global politics and culture for over a decade I guess that means we are all dumber
>>537085515>he president has the IQ of a 12yo childProjection.
>>537085515>Underestimate your enemies>WinWhat a gigantic faggot.
>>537084865>US and its allies to submit reconstruction plans for Iran amounting to at least $300 Billion.Yeah, that doesn't look like something you put in a peace deal from a position of strength.
>>537085721The United States spent the equivalent of hundreds of billions of dollars over the 1940’s to 1960’s to rebuild Germany, Japan and South Korea you fucking retarded limey
>>537085103The UN was trying to negotiate with Iran to allow fertilizer to get out of the strait. This was before, when Iran was allowing boats to pass through if they paid a fee in Yuan.At that specific moment, all UN members (including NATO members) showed interest in helping military but only once the war ended.Trump then decided to blockade the strait himself and threaten every single country on Earth.What I'm trying to say is that Trump has systematically destroyed all possible off-ramps and escalated needlessly.
>>537085721>What is the Marshal plan.
>>537085842And in exchange Germany, Japan and South Korea became all dependent on the USA and do whatever the USA says, including supporting USA's geopolitical goals, importing their useless products/services and adopting US-like copyright law.Iran is not going to do any of that. In fact Iran wants all US military bases in the region gone and is now the most powerful country in the region.
>>537086016Rememver when you said Trump is going to jail 14,000 times?
>>537084865>start war>achieve nothing>give Iran everything they wantArt of the deal
>>537086016Yes they will
>>537085592If I sat on a pile of deliverable nuclear weapons and threatened to use them on every country that does not obey me, I would also dominate global politics.
>>537086527No one has fucked with North Korea because Rocket Man has nukes. Iran wanted that kind of power because Russia sure as Hell won't guarantee their safety
Fellow MIGApedes.....I don't feel so good
>>537084865>AI summary as OP postThis is worse than a twitter screenshot.
>>537084865We didn't get a forever war.You weren't drafted to die for Israel.Gas didn't go to $6 a gallon.We didn't put boots on the ground.We didn't get a flood of refugees.None of your predictions came true.And yet none of you will admit you were wrong.
Can someone please tell me what was achieved?
>>537089381Yeah, but now we're giving Iran more money than we did before, costs ballooned for a brief period of time, we wasted precious munitions and embarrassed ourselves on the world stage. For what? Israel is just going to start shit again. The Islamic Republic government still exists. Iran gets to charge tolls for the Strait.
>>537089471why are you against giving israels enemies more money?
>>537089381>Gas didn't go to $6 a gallon.Give it till August
>>537089495I was kind of hoping the strait remained closed for the rest of summer desu
>>537089500>all your predictions turned out wrong>y..yeah?! well here is my next prediction!what is wrong with your brain?
>>537089495Why are we giving them any money? Why are we even involved in this shit? So this is some 5D chess move in your mind? We were just pretending to be retarded in order to spite the kikes?
>>537089578>I'm the prediction guy making all the predictions on /pol/anyone serious was saying july/august was when reserves ran out unless you think the oil tankers can teleport we are still in that timeframe AND this peace deal holding counts on Israel so uh, yeah
>>537089578Everyone's reserves are depleted. Our own SPR is the lowest it has ever been.I think there will a large jump in oil/gas prices in July....probably right after the holiday.
>>537089381Insane cope
>>537085515This is great cope. I see you are already practicing for NATO's defeat in Ukraine
>random media outlet posts a "leak" of what the mou is>retards circulate it and start screeching at anyone who might even imply that it's not trustworthy>different media outlet posts a completely different "leak" of what the mou is>retards circulate it and start screeching at anyone who might even imply that it's not trustworthy, pretending they freaking out about the one that was "leaked" yesterday>repeat forever
>>537090610The cognitive dissidence from NAFO will be off the charts.
>>537090303>I wanted to have videos of dead US soldiers to jack off to.
>>537084865BINDING UN RESOLUTIONwhat happened to the BOARD OF PEACE, trumpniggers?
>>537085515he aced those tests like nobody before!no president was strong enough to push those through!
>>537084865>memorandum Nobody cares about that shit. Ukraine Russia UK and USA signed a memorandum too and now look where they are.
>>537084865We would never surrender. We're not French. What we do is we blow everything up and hand billions to Jews and the military industrial complex.
>>537090610NATO hasn't even shown up to Ukraine, ranjesh.
>>537091190We are, the terms of the deal are bad.
>>537085721>here you go. we architected you reconstruction plans.>it's going to cost you $300 billion at least.>have a nice day.where does it say we'll be paying a dime, anon?
>>537085071
>>537091149he's gonna reopen the conflict after the elections and restocking the fuel reserves
>>537091259Are you a retard? The part that says "reparations"
>>537089781Trump isn't pretending to be retarded
>>537084865Iranian terms seem acceptable. Very reasonable.
>>537085002
>>537091042>Make fun of Trump>Get pissy when he talks about leaving NATOI would love to see the cope coming from you butthurt slavs.>Muh article 5Does not guarantee military assistance. Even if the US cannot leave NATO, you cannot force us to send troops. https://cepa.org/article/willfully-vague-why-natos-article-5-is-so-misunderstood/
>>537091478Nor is the average NAFO/Redditor tourist on this site.
>>537091793Trump wants to leave NATO so Israel can attack Turkey and steal more land / genocide more people
>>537091219Sure, just like NATO hasn't showed up in Iran, Durpreet
>>537084865>AI slop summaryReally, nigger?>>>/trash/
>>537089381Trump decided on a 4d chess to skip all of that and just hand over Iran billions and billions of dollars on some vauge 60-day ceasefire.Everybody knows Iran won’t give up it’s nuclear program so expect the war to resume or Trump just forget about the entire thing due to elections.
>>537084865325B$ loss to celebrate a birthday.ART OF THE DEAL.
>>537089381Remember when Iran was supposed to surrender in 4 days and Trump wouldn't have to give them shit?
>>537089381Hi faggot poster, you already doxxed yourself, feel cucked enough?
>As far as regime change, I never cared about regime change
>>537091872With this trend Turkey will invade USA and he will surrender in a week like a good faggot.
>>537092238>Regime change>Everyone still in power and taking US money.Weird, I called it “humiliating the USA” but I guess I don’t speak muttcuck.
>>537091472show me.
>>537092355waht?what are you talking about?why are you gay?
>>537084865No real agreement has been reached yet. There's a presumption. What does it actually amount to? Right now there's the same hearsay there was prior to the war.Except during the war it saw the closure of the straight. Any specifics are exactly what? On the offset, any deal outside of reopening something affected by the war, stinks. What does it actually entail? Next week there could be a conclusion in Switzerland. Speculative. It seems rhetorical. They were in Switzerland and then a war occurred.Why would Lebanon be part of that negotiation? It seems as ironic as closing the straight. Imposing or demanding something that wasn't affected prior to a war. Now it is. Therefore how long does any deal last? Ludicrous if it's on the table. Among many other countless details.
>>537084865Here’s some fun numbers. Gas peaked at a national average of $4.55, which spells ASS. Which is a perfect metaphor for the Trump presidency and family legacy after he and his family fully committed to selling their souls to Israel and the Rothschilds.
>>537092803>Why would Lebanon be part of that negotiation? It seems as ironic as closing the straight. Imposing or demanding something that wasn't affected prior to a war. Now it is. Therefore how long does any deal last? Ludicrous if it's on the table.>The expectation to yank the leash of your client state is "ludicrous" to miggers.
>>537092618Don't waste your breath. You can't reason with mentally ill ideologues.
>>537092618>So we lost the war badly.The spin brigade strikes again!
>>537085592>And yet he’s dominated global politics and culture for over a decadeWho are you even talking about? Blumpf? Dominating politics for over a decade? How do you even sleep without forgetting to breathe?
>>537092954I am serious. It's a severe case of deja vu. They were in Switzerland back in February. What happened? A war..Now Lebanon is supposedly a part of that negotiation? Except what happens when a terrorist organisation does its own thing? Look at that deal. I have MSN shouting from this supposed press Lebanon is part of the final negotiation. Conundrum. Isn't the deal erroneous?What are the specifics of enrichment and programs and arms to said terrorists?Meanwhile it makes a splashy headline. The straight is reopening. And for how long?I don't really care what the press says today. More is speculation.
>>537093229how can you pretend he hasn't.literally every libshit election commercial is>we're going to stop drumph!like seriously, what are you smoking?
>>537090610>I see you are already practicing for NATO's defeat in UkraineI hope so. Russia has more than moral obligation to use nuclear warfare. We need to get our nose bloodied. This whole US unipolar shit has turned the West into a bunch of trannies. We've become an embarrassment to humanity as a whole. China numba one. The chinks would never get corrupted by Jews. They'd much rather turn the holohoax into reality.
>>537091219NATO's fighting Russia with Ukraine's bodybags. They're NATO supplied, trained and intelligence provided. If you think Finland, a NATO member, would receive any more support than that of Ukraine, you're delusional.
>>537092803We didn't get a forever war.You weren't drafted to die for Israel.Gas didn't go to $6 a gallon.We didn't put boots on the ground.We didn't get a flood of refugees.None of your predictions came true.And yet none of you will admit you were wrong.
>>537093674I'd rather it ends now then repeats tomorrow. The odds are it repeats tomorrow.I don't care about politics or press. Nothing you said is relevant. The odds are it's back there tomorrow.
>>537093826We didn't get a forever war.You weren't drafted to die for Israel.Gas didn't go to $6 a gallon.We didn't put boots on the ground.We didn't get a flood of refugees.None of your predictions came true.And yet none of you will admit you were wrong.
>>537093447>how can you pretend he hasn't.You're implying he has any autonomy. Never before has there been a US president with as many strings attached than Zognald. The US is the most corrupt country in the world in my estimation. Literally everything's for sale. Most damningly political influence. Even the Russian oligarchy serve their country more than that of the US. EVERYTHING'S FOR SALE. Russian oligarchs at least fear Putin's wrath. Western oligarchs hold no allegiance or fear of mistreating their country.
>>537091259The level of cope is off the charts over this.
Sometimes you gotta know when you're beat. He could be surrendering a lot more.
>>537093947i can tell you are way too young to remember bush or obamain 2008, bush left office with 30,000 boots onthe ground in afghanistanin 2011, obama increased that number to 100 thousands boots on the ground in afghanistanhow many boots on the ground in iran so far, even counting the rescues?trump is so starkly different from his predecessors its not even funny
>>537096652>i can tell you are way too youngI'm far older than you, kiddo, pushing 40.>trump is so starkly different from his predecessors its not even funnyHe's supposedly the captain of the ship, yet has the whole western world in decline. Do you feel like you're winning? Afaik, we're committing suicide at the behest of Israel.
>>537085071they already did, trump responded by fully agreeing to Iranian terms, Iran agrees to trump how Iran responds to more israeli aggression will be seen but I guess they will cuck
>>537084865The more you faggots spam it the less credible it gets.
Who cares, were out, were done, bye
>>537086016us wants a lot of its bases in the middle east gone too. gotta move them closer to china.
>>537084865goodit was a stupid war and the sooner we're done with it the better
>>537084865We've gone from leddit posting to llm postingkys OP
>>537091149>Nobody cares about that shit.it changed some bets on polymarket and made someone's day