picrel is 36
>rich people take care themselves with top tier healthcare, nutritionshocking tell us something interesting
>>537218971This is from 2009
>>537218971Millennials are the chosen ones thats why.
>>537218971how do i make a slide thread like this sucessfull ?
>>537218971WHAT A USELESS POST.FUCK YOU FAGGOT.BURN IN HELL.
>>537219085Nah. Go look at millenials in their 30's. At least half could easily pass in their 20's. Meanwhile zoomers are walling at 20.
>>537218971looks like a pretty good 36wdym
>>537219216im 40 and i still get carded for alcohol if i shaved
>>537218971Spike Glycoprotein bioweapon injections. (Covid Vaxx)
>>537218971This is a 24 yo woman in 2026.
obsession with nigger culture makes people tan, which is terrible for your skin. I sit inside all day, and when I don't, I use sunscreen, and I look at least 5 years younger than I am. I also replaced alcohol with weed and have a full head of hair
I thought the zoomers ageing faster was some retarded psyop forced meme but my zoomer half sister and her friends all look genuinely fucking decrepit. I'm a millenial and even all my old hard drug party road hard put away wet friends look more youthful, it's genuinely bizarre. Did they get dosed with some kind of experimental vaxx as babies that caused this or something
>>537218971çute boy
>>537219511>road hardrode I know it can't just be hormones in the food or water or something either because my younger gen niece and her peers seem to be ageing normally. It's literally just zoomer gen range I'm seeing this
>>537219372Dios mio
>>537219452Zoomies are too young to remember how millennials were tanning in 2010
>>537219250That pic was taken in 2010 meaning she was 20
>>537218971This isn't twitter you dumb nigger. She's 19 or 20 in those pics.
>>537219372Did she take the call?
y r millenials so delusional ?u old and u look it uncnow please stop hallucinating
Gen z took too many supplements
What the fuck is the point in putting sand on your leg?Some people need to grow up.
This is a 26 year old
>>537218971
She definitely has that menopausal manly feature about her these days. Everyone hits the wall, but some gen z’ers hit the wall at 19 for some reason.
>>537219205Heavy, heavy boy. Masturbate to the Harry Pooter celebrity like the good Lord intended.
>>537219144jew.
>>537218971Bitch is looking rough compared to not that long ago.
>>537220978kiki became a bad, bad girl
>>537219192you need a swarm of JIDF bots, preferably with no CIDR ips
>>537218971She looks like she’s 17
>>537221208isn't that the under-aged soldier who was killed in Iran?
>>537218971Millennials got the perfect amount child vaccinations. Zoomers and Alphas got way too many. Boomers got lead poisoning from leaded gasoline.
>>537221275Yeah, really sad story
>>537218971Because one of the millenials found the key to eternal youth and shared his invention to all of the millenials. Crazy son of a bitch usurped the Illuminati.
>>537221092That’s inevitable if you turn into Emma Roberts
>>537219267Same. I've let my hair grow out a little longer than usual and I'm getting carded all the time and zoomettes are side glancing me all the time.
>>537221778>>537221278i think we also ate more vegetables and real food before it became seed oil crap. dont get me wrong millennials ate plenty of trash goyslop but it was nowhere near as bad as zoomers. i think another big factor is phone screen time and sleep. millennials generally got decent nights sleep for their first 18 years of life. zoomers have been ipad babies since birth and probably fucked their regenerative cell cycles during their shitty sleep due to blue light addiction
>>537218971>Why are zoomers aging faster than millenials?why do millennials have peter pan syndrome? this shit is so embarrassing. you look like your old age. act your age unc.>>537219085>rich people take care themselves with top tier healthcare, nutritionyeah, this is why. rich people always look young because of this.
>>537219372Grim.
>>537221275That's the 17 year old who made it onto Brazil's world cup team. He was only 16 during try outs
I'm 29 in 3 months and people are surprised when I tell them my age. I've worn 50spf sunscreen since 15, used tretinoin, hyaluronic acid and argireline since 20 and I've been on a calorie restricted diet with intermittenet fasting since 19
>>537224124Issy or Gemma for sure. The rest are totally forgettable or worse.
>Get your gorillion vaxxines at birth and childhood>Eat your goyslop>Get blasted by 3G 4G 5G 6G radiation and WIFI>Wear your microplastic clothing>Drink your contaminated water Yeah it's a mystery. Everyone is "doing the right thing" according to the "experts".
>>537224109Sis was at the front line
>>537224124>>537224300Its Beth for me
>>537219372That's Katy Perry you fuckin goof. I should know. I'm dating her.
>>537224109also millennials
>>537220581So much estrogen in food make them bloom early then the reverse all of it in birth control. Hormonal whiplash.
>>537218971Vaping and different skin care routines
>>537221092Moner won
>>537218971I genuinely look younger but it doesnt do much for dating younger women because the resistance is ideological, not related to your actual appearance or value. Back when I was on the hunt zoomer girls gave me this dead stare the moment they learned about my age. They still wont date most guys their age either, a lot of women are femcels now, they dont consider guys their age acceptable but also dont want to be seen compromising with an older guy. They want perfect or nothing while bringing less to the table than ever before. The women who are open to date older men simply arent ideological or seeking more hypergamy. My gf is from Iran and she literally said as long as I have hair she doesnt mind 10-15 years. Another Ukrainian I once asked out told me she finds men who arent at least 5-10 years older uninteresting. So it depends. The worst kind are the women who insist on dating higher status men and then later claim to have been groomed> most men my age suck, I want princess treatment> nooooo I was victimised by his massive experience he had over me being 9 years older, send this groomer to Alcatraz, I couldnt consent at the tender age of 24 because my brain was only 99.91% developed
>>537219267I'm 37 and I still get carded even with a full beard. The trick is just to avoid direct sunlight on your face.
>>537225703This, if you get direct sunlight to your face you get all these tiny wrinkles all over like the actor from The Witcher. He lookes good skull wise but his skin is very fucked from all the sun exposure. He has wrinkles in areas not even my old parents have.
>>537224124Issy, but she might be a lesbian.
>>537219636It's vaping. Our generation largely did not vape nor did we smoke. Gen Z became the victim of Big Tobacco (more like Big Nicotine). I think making fun of them is a horrible thing, but some people from our generation insist on becoming future boomers who spend their lives complaining about "kids these days"
>>537219267I'm 38, nearly bald, and have been carded twice in the last fifteen years and both time were for buying NA beer.
>>537224422This reminds me of a literal fag I had a few classes with. He's 21 and usually has a bunch of acne patches on his face. He's Asian which is weird, they usually don't have acne.
>>537218971Who took her cherry on set?
>>537225931>buying NA beerthey were just checking to make sure you are a state registered faggot
>>537224022pension/401k status?
>>537219267>>537225703Most stores have these signs, at least in the US.
>>537225910you have to make fun of them to warn future generationsgrow up and stop trying to buddies with zoomers, it won't happen
>>537218971old photo bro
>>537226200>grow up and stop trying to buddies with zoomers, it won't happenMost zoomers that I know are antagonistic to anyone 5+ years older, especially the men.
>>537226200What did boomers making fun of us accomplish? Did it accomplish any more than making fun of Gen X did? Your line of thinking makes no sense and shatters under criticism.
>>537219267SUUUUURE.
>>537225910>Our generation largely did not vape nor did we smoke.My friends and I smoked a lot in high school, this was right before dabs and years before disposable vaporizers. Most other students smoked as well, it was pretty obvious.
>>537218971>picrel is 36more like 46
>>537226397Let me guess, public school?
>>537219267>>537221778>>537225703Yeah I'm sure you look super young.lmfaoSad cope for male wine aunts kek
>>537226431Yes. You think it's any better at private school?
I'm 38 and have much healthier, thicker and longer hair than the zoomer girls I see which seem to wear dry mops. Zoomer boys are meanwhile already sporting norwood 4 at 18.What the fuck happened?
>>537218971Easy, they aren't
>>537226400Anglo faces seem to lose fat near the nose and forehead faster than anyone else on earth
>>537218971>36Lmao not when this photo was taken. Dont try to gaslight us roastie, women older than 25 are invariably disgusting.
>>537224022He seems like a sweet boy
>>537224124Beth is best girl the only one that look like she is still cool
>>537224629Is it? I think that's sir William Eyelash
>>537226471You’ve gotta understand it’s sunlight that deals the most damage to your skin. When you’re a hikkimori NEET who sleeps 10 hours a day everyday since high school you’re gonna retain some of that youthful looking skin
>>537224022BADAP BADOOP PFFFThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djFuc4IvxkY
>>537226485My experience was from a private school, and I can confirm that smoking was not the norm. The only people that did it regularly were the sluts who were dating creepy guys that were in their 20's or 30's.
>>537226779He is a Nordcuck, all his opinions are worthless and they will soon die out anyway because of feminism and unwillingness to accept foreign women either
>>537226871>The only people that did it regularly were the sluts who were dating creepy guys that were in their 20's or 30's.Why are you player-hating?
>>537218971vaping
>>537226918If you don't think a guy chasing after a girl half his age is gross, then you are irredeemable.
>>537218971millenials aren't that old ;_;
>>537219372she’s always been mad uggs
>>537218971Why do millennials love to make these delusional ragebait post?
>>537227040Only incels think that shit. Women dont keep to your weird incel standards, all it does is limit men. Just like the Nordcucks tons of Americans are simply vile simps who have internalized misandry and then wonder why they cannot get women under control. If you double down on your erroneous beliefs, you will either die a friendzoned incel or be squished as a paypig under a female boot slowly for decades.
>>537226492Eating too many negritos, manolo.
>>537226336That's the thing with you faggot zoomers, you still think you're "kids" and you're 25. That scene was about high schoolers. Lmao I dont get why you want to be perpetual children, when you don't even look the part from all the estrogen and jew slop you nigger-acting fags have been consuming all your lives. I dont even think millennials even want your trash women anymore, just niggers.
What is different? Can't all just be sedentary lifestyles? Is it the fact that they are all taking heroic doses of nicotine and/or THC from vapes? Or is it the other chemicals in the vapes? Is it not the vapes at all? I dunno but I know a few zoom zooms that are 22 and they look 40
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