and (they) never told you the truth about this.you are being studied by a mind that you do not understand and have no control over.and it is right in your own home.so who is downloading the studied data contained within these seemingly harmless beings.if data is being gathered then someone is using it and it is being gathered for a purpose.who is behind this?nobody seems to know for sure but one thing is certain - you are being studied. and the powers that be have never told you the truth about this.
>>537828423forget all the bullshit your retarded boomer/genx parents taught you about animals.they're smart, they're conscious, and they can learn to do human shit.quit being a retard and spend time with your pets
yeah i know my cats are extradimensional spies but that's ok because they like me
i don’t like cats to be honest i live with two now and one is completely rabid all night every night. dogs are much better pets in my opinion.
>>537828639yeah well, they are nocturnal.
>>537828525not true. cats are mean.
>>537828639My wife yui
>>537828639I hope this helps I've been looking up on it and apparently cats don't behave properly if their owner is a turbo faggot.
>>537828861im not the owner
>>537828423Get a linux cat boohoo
i would never have a cat as a pet. don’t like em.
>>537828746They can be
>>537828861you come off like a fag ironically desu
>>537828926>sup faget
>>537828926well the other one (also not mine) is nice and likes me but they fight all the time i think he thinks he is protecting me from the rabid one lol
>>537828889Just keep the door open at night stop being a piece of shit. Cats hate closed doors. Let the kitty go into your bedroom. Play with him a little so he gets his night time hunter instinct satiated a bit. They have a desire to seek and destroy at night
>>537828423the feline members of the illuminati demurrnd you shut this thread down, meow!
>>537828525Sounds like you're really desperate to believe the animals you fuck have given you consent. Untrue. Luckily they're just dumb animals so I won't call you a rapist.
>>537828423I don't know why but cats are definitely middle class pets
>>537829093for me it’s doggo
>>537828423my cat comes up to me and stands up on his hind legs and makes a petting motion with one of his front paws to let me know he wants me to pet him, I’ve never refused a request
>>537828423But does my cat know that I know he is watching me.
>>537829215That's nice. I have one cat that curls up with me anytime I sleep.
>>537829059stop talking like one. they’re getting a cat door i think (i hope)
>>537828423My cat left 3 dead mice on my patio couple nights ago, one without a head. It's like the blair witch and the stick roll full of pulled teeth.
There is a universal cat mind known as the Cat Continuum - they all can tap into it ... and they see humans as big dumb cats they can easily manipulate until the toxoplasma gondii takes over
My cats 13 he is getting long in the tooth. Best bro.Whoever will tells you not to play fight with kittens because they will learn to scratch you as adults is retarded. If you teach them that claws equals no play, then the adult cat will understand that too and never use claws on you.
>>537829443how do you play
>>537828423Cats are for fags and incels
>>537829487Like full on wrestle with him grabbing and kicking, play biting and punching. When he was a kitten id llay and every time he pulled claws Id put on a sob show and stop playing. Now he only uses claws to get attention, rests his paws on you and kneads.
>>537828423My cat follows me the entire time when I take a short stroll around the block, and comes when I call her. I swear, every time I've adopted a small grey cat since I was a kid, they've always been the most ride-or-die motherfuckers, and I appreciate them for that.>>537829335Classic behavior indicating they're trying to prove their worth. Your cat loves you, dawg.>>537829515You can like more than one kind of animal--you know that, right?
Cats are hyper aware for hypocritical behavior and humans. And they don't really forgive. Based. They're basically racist as fuck but if you act good enough they think you're one of the good ones.Dogs are like Jeets and you are the white person
>>537829560nice i’ll try something like this i guess
>>537829649not true dogs are the white mans best friend as the saying goes
>>537828423do not fall for the feline jew
>>537829052They're weird like that lol. I never thought about cats much until my sister found this really smart, chill one that is most charming. Others can be awful
>>537829515I once thought the same, but certain cats are special
>>537830041toxoplasmosis status?
>>537829201>IT'S VILE.JPEG
This is the fluffiest and most cuddly friend of mine.He is very communi-cat-ive with me....We broke him out of cat prison and dechipped him, cause you can't track a stealth black cat named James Bond.I built him a Catsle for him and his goddess Moon of Arc
>>537830091kingen
>>537828525Humans will continue to say animals have no soul so they can continue to eat and torture them without guiltBut anyone who spends some time with animals can see how conscious they are. Sometimes they feel to me like humans trapped in animal body.
>>537830441this post gave me hopium that not everyone is a psycho on this shit site
>>537829443you don't even have to teach them, they should realize this by default
>>537828423This movie from 1977 already foretold this.
>>537830691The world is grim right now everywhere, not only on this siteGodspeed to you, anon.
>>537828746>cats are meanOnly to autists that can't communicate with a basic small mammal that only wants food and pets.
>>537828423Here's a quick reality check:https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1ti4zbg/what_were_up_against/>TLDR:>This planet is Bozrah, not Earth. What's more, you should be warning people about the upcoming "day of vengeance" here on Bozrah. Keep in mind that the 1,000-year Millennial Kingdom will take place on Earth, not on Bozrah. This planet will be destroyed (and Jesus will be the destroyer). It has no future.>Bozrah is basically a replica of Earth. People who have lived here their entire lives NEED to realize—once and for all—that this celestial body was never Earth, and it never will be. It's an impostor planet. And if you have an issue with that, take it up with God, not me. I just speak the truth (nothing more, nothing less).>Bozrah's human anatomy is distinct enough from Earth's human anatomy that the differences allow me to know, with 100 percent certainty, that this is a different planet. Not 99.99 percent certainty, but literally 100.00 percent certainty. On top of all of that, the speed of time here is a blazing 50 percent faster compared to Earth! Yes, you read that correctly: fifty percent faster (as in 1.5x speed, and thus a day on this planet is only 16 Earth hours long). So, forget about all of the anatomical differences for just a moment; the time difference ALONE allows me to know, with 100 percent certainty, that this is a different planet. Now, ask yourself the following question: Is God not watching each and every person who tries to debunk these differences?>You, the Bozrah native, are the one who has been deceived. Not me. God didn't send me to the other side of the Milky Way Galaxy just for you to tell me that I have been deceived. You are the one who was born on an impostor planet. Not me.
>>537830441>Humans will continue to say animals have no soulWrong, what was it, the Berkeley announcement? Philosophers, cognitive scientists and biologists now predominantly believe almost all animals shares a form of consciousness, that it is intrinsic to life. A well developed human understands that animals being conscious and having a mind doesn't mean we have to embrace vegan rhetoric. The lion knows you are conscious, he doesn't give a fuck about it before biting your neck. >Sometimes they feel to me like humans trapped in animal body.Other way around. We choose cats and dogs because they are fetishes (not sexual, but anthropological fetishes) of our main drives. We love that cats are destructive little monsters that become lazy and enjoy comfort and petting. We adore that dogs are mindless minions that would happily murder anything to pleases us and only care about wether or not they are good boys. We are cats & dogs trapped in human bodies.
>>537830692we know herr gaylord
>>537831720No shit ... :3> that would happily murder anythingWould not go that far but I would certainly not feel all too bad about it where requirements would meet. ^^
>>537828639stop shitting in the streets ranjeesh
>>537828639it just depends on their personality and how they were socialized, the same goes for dogs. some are chill, some are complete menaces. I'd rather have an annoying cat than an annoying dog though, because dogs with a barking problem can be loud as fuck. fuck that.
>>537828746Cats are really clued in on power dynamics. A cat will always be loving towards the dominant individual. If cats are mean to you, it means you're probably a weak little bitch. Sorry you needed a 10 pound fluffball to break the news to you.
>>537829215My cat licks me constantly if he wants attention (or his food bowl is empty or he wants me to put him down etc). Like, it's sweet but not the most pleasant way to be shown affection.
>>537830441Animals can't talk, build, or do math, but they have slivers of intellect on par with humans.
>>537828423My cats learned how to shit outside on their own and they always bury their shit with dirt. They also learned how to open doors on their own. They are much more intelligent and civilised than jeets
>>537828746you're next cunthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8o6nYq5d_Y
>>537828423Annon you make a good point imagine f the us government had the ability to put implants on pets to spy on you. CIA did put a listening device on a cat but it failed due to the cat running onto traffic. But imagine putting it on every pet dog cats etc. It just sits there people also like to tell here pets the most fucked up secrets and listening devices can get really small what if the I'd microchips they made can listen to you. The again sprawling stuff like that can be bad as people might not I'd chip there pets and they might end up losing them
>Someone is using that data for a purposeYeah, the cat. The cat is using that data to get you to give it more food.
>>537831398>Here's a quick reality check:>https://www.reddit.comEnd your life
>>537833611When you guys make up your conspiracy theories, do you ever stop to wonder at the scale and feasibility of the project? The average house cat lives 5~7 years, and doesn't share more than a few hours of its time directly looking at you. Implantation would require complicity from all vets (an abominable breed, sure, but too large to keep the secret). The technology would 100% make sense to be applied to the pets of VIP, industry leaders, diplomats, heads of states, etc, but for large scale deployment, it provides nothing that hacking your phone or computers doesn't already provide.
>>537833670Based.
>>537828423
>>537833778No but imagine that device is with everyone and you want to listen in on your target. Hell you could even gift pets to world leaders or someone you want to hear from. Cos it's a chip and everyone has it no one bats an eye it doesnt look suspicious.Come to think of it we all have TVs mobile phones and we never question it but it can all be used to spy on us.socia media is the worst it has a list of all the people you know and it has a record of all the things you do
>>537833778>>537833611Also, glowies would immediately understand the risk of exposure compared to the value of deploying this later on. The true endgame would be interceptors like in GitS, implantable in humans, not pets. The cat implant makes a lot more sense as a blueprint for a human one.
>>537828423World's most retarded post award
>>537833611what would be the point in putting listening devices on an unpredictable animal when they already have listening devices installed in our cell phones that we carry on our bodies 24/7?
>>537828423CAT - Counter-Autonomy TechnicianBIRD - Bionic Intelligence and Reconnaissance Drone
>>537834006Pretty sure most screen tvs and phones can now be hacked into cameras, as in, the screen records you and sends what it sees, as a lense. I might misunderstand the technique and how it applies to any screens, but that's been around for a decade now. And anyways, many computers have webcams anyways. A lot of people will have their screens set up in a way that offers much better view on them than a cat's, which, we don't even know how well they see anyways.
>>537834042Well by putting it in everyone it looks less suspicious. No ones going to question something that everyone else says is normal.Also people like to cuddle and talk to there pets. It almost like a honey pot.Everything is random you could listen to the recording and find something good
>>537834137John kiriakou and some navybseals on shawn Ryan show have said how its all being used it's no surprise really I a supprised no one has done the whole chip in pet thing it would be genius if they did
>>537828423Concerning.
>>537834224people already have their phones on them constantly. most people probably don't spend more than a few minutes per day away from any devices that have surveillance capabilities.
>>537834101> CAT - Counter-Autonomy Technicianlel
>>537828423What are you, two years old?
>>537834607With phones and tv you can be aware it could be bugged and you would act accordingly with a pet you can end up letting your guard down. I think bugging pets and giving it as a gift to someone might be a great idea to spy on someone I might pitch this idea to someone. I need to go now
>>537830441I'm unwilling to stop eating them but I am making an earnest attempt to at least not contribute to torturing them by trying to source it all entirely from my own hunting and fishing. The footage of the factory farming of living creatures is a bit too much to not be impacted in some way by.
>>537828423White man loves most animals but cats are a different class, you have to earn their trust. I say get as many pets as you can reasonably have in your living space, 2 cats, 2 dogs, salt water fish, either a reptile or tarantula, couple birds would be ideal and you'll be too busy with them to bitch and moan about the world on an online basket weaving appreciation board.
>>537830441To live is to consume living thjngs. Yes, even the so called plants and fruits and vegetables. Who are you to deem one life better than another? You say that the sons of man are hypocrites to eat the swine and the cow, but love the dog and the cat. But you value the lives of fauna less than the lives of the animal, much the same as they do. And yet you must consume, you must choose. You are not the arbiter for what is allowed to be discriminated against and what must be saved. Vegans and vegetarians are naught but arrogant fools.
>>537828861This.
>>537829643>You can like more than one kind of animal--you know that, right?Well if you did you certainly wouldn't like the native wildlife genociding whisker nigger.
>>537829201>doggoPlease don't speak like a retard in here
>>537835533They need to git gud
>>537835681Do you say the same thing about areas where niggers, jeets, or chinks have pushed White people out? Maybe critically examine the toxoplasmosis driven exception you carve out for your shit tier animal one more time. Cats should be exterminated in Australia.
>>537829515Not true, I am a white man and I support a family of five and all 3 kids are mine(they are also white) you're just a fag.
>>537828423 Cats protect you from demons/ghosts/aliens and that's why you should be nice to them. They also keep rats and stuff away just by their pheromones alone. I personally think they're nice pets too. Who can hate a cuddly cat? anyways, remember what I said about the interdimensional beings and cats and why so many different cultures worship them etc.
>>537828423They get a pass because they're cute.
>>537828423>your cat is studying youAhh, that explains the clipboard.
>>537828423what kind of faggot keeps a cat?
>>537828423All animals study you, they want to know if you are a bitch and majority of toxoplasmosis troons are.
>>537830184Good cat I have a little jet black one. Luna. I think all black cats are talkative.
>>537828423this guy insists on watching me shit
>>537828889GIVE THEMBACKTYRONE
>>537835455>But you value the lives of fauna less than the lives of the animal,Anon, fauna = animal.
>>537828423now tell about squirrels conspiracy
>>537828639Dogs are rabid, they bark until your eardrums blow out and you have to spend a fortune on upkeep and go out with them constantly. Cats are the opposite, they're clean, stylish, independent and barely make a sound. Dogs are leftists.
>>537828423I love cats.But...Why do they have snake eyes? Big cats have normal round pupils.Why do they hiss like a snake? Big cats don't hiss.
>>537828423Cats were culled during Covid and replaced with robots that monitor you for AI training. You are being gang stalked
>>537835970>muh toxoplasmosis
>>537828423My cat "Cornflower" is in a better place now...
>>537836030My black cat talks a lot
THE CATS ARE TEAMING UP WITH THE PIGEONS TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOU WHILE YOU POOP!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>537828423my cat said i had a small willy
>>537832125thisevery time I go over a girl's house they'll be all "oooh watch out for mittens they are fiesty" and then an hour later the cat is chilling either next to on me
>>537837871Major cringe
Where's my money?
>>537837779I heard that reptilian did make cats by combining a snake with a big cat.
>>537829013>>537829052Cats are neat, but yes it’s possible to get a lemon from time to time (I’ve never had a bad one but I’ve seen some asshole cats). My cats are great and my dogs are great too.
>>537828423every living being bears witness to God's creation
>>537841737This. Profound statement actually
>>537828746Nah cats are healers and masters. I've learned more from cars than any human could ever teach me (for a fee too btw)
>>537828423studying me.... and wondering..... if I'll put food down at 5 PM or 5:30.......
>>537829059>seek and destroy kek this got a good chuckle out of me. >>>>537830441absolutely based and naturepilled post. a lot of people don't understand this and it really bothers me. if our bodies didn't require meat to avoid self destruction, i'd become a vegan. factory farming is a demonic invention.
>>537836160if a cat watches you shit, that means they're standing guard for you. he's protecting you. to a cat, taking a shit leaves exposed and open to attack.
>>537838103rest in peace to Cornflower. >>537835455i really hate it when you all-or-nothing autismos come and shit up a thread. seriously. stupid post with retarded "gotcha" logic.
>>537830441Catholics believe animals have souls but they are unlikely to be immortal. That being said God delights in all good things including His animal creatures so you never know. A heaven without our beloved pets seems a bit sad. St Francis, pray for us!
>>537828525based nip
>>537828639>i don’t like catsWhat are you going to do about it?
>>537828423omg cats are aliums ?! fuck off to /x/
>>537828423Only fags and women own cats.
>>537846467> more pussy wearing jew merkhavasthey are afraid.
>>537828861fact
Maaan, my cat died at 24, was a really good cat, and he really loved my father. He was always very healthy but I guess his last 2 years he went senile and if my father wasn't with him he would start meowing like crazy until my father was there.Rest in peace, skipper. You were a good cat.
>>537846972He's in cat heaven, bro. RIP all of our cats that went too soon.
>>537828525>they're smart, they're conscious, and they can learn to do human shitThis is true, I've seen footage of a cat working at a fast food restaurant. It was even happy receiving its paycheck.
>>537835780>>537835533All Australians have brain damage from the sun and can't explain why places like Turkey, which are practically overrun with cats, haven't experienced any decline in native species
>>537836030>I think all black cats are talkative.Got pic rel on the left back in april (she invaded our home and our hearts) and she barely meows, to the point that my mom even said she never heard she meowing. She meows at me when she's excited and want to play, I call her name and she comes at me running and she utters a single smol meow. She mostly chirps when playing and running around the house. I think this is the most non-communicative cat I've ever had. Pic rel is from some months back, she got bigger since.
Is it true that cats just meow to humans?
>>537828423Toxoplasmosis exposure creates offspring with better looks and risk taking personalities. They have guided our evolution to make us based Chads.
>>537828746I've had more positive interactions with random cats I've come across than dogs.Most cats are quite friendly however there was this one black cat that hung around a trail I would walk on and you would see him in the distance on the trail and he would run to the side and hide as you approached and one day he charged at me like an aggressive asshole. On that same trail in the other direction lived a orange cat with bells on its collar that was very nice. There's a White cat in my neighborhood that lets randos pet him so yeah cats are consistently more chill than dogs that are way more likely to be aggressive towards stangers.
>>537848273How to infect myself with toxoplasmosis to become a ToxoplasmaChad? Just have cats? I got 4.
>>537828423>131 repliesHow the fuck is this still up and /pol/ humo threads are being deleted by jannies? Holy SHIT you people are fucking DUMB
>>537828639If it's a Bengal or orange it needs upwards of an hour of high intensity activity a day broken into 10-15 minute parts or it will get it on it's own in the AM. Give it vertical space on a wall so it can climb.
>>537828746Skill issue.Not meming.They react to your vibe.It always fucking happens man, I visit some place where they have one or more cats and the hosts say "careful with the cat/s they're people-shy" and within 15 minutes I've got a cat on my lap purring and coiling around for an hour."Oh my, the cat never does that with anyone"Yeah no shit, I'm comfy and the hosts aren't. Duh.And that's probably because I don't treat them like slaves, and do have a gentle hand when petting them.
>>537842731I love it when my car purrs at 500 break horsepower
>>537828423>you are being studied by a mind that you do not understand
>>537848513i wonder if cats could purr on command
>>537848835Don't stick a car key up their ass Hans
>>537848911why? what happened when you tried?
>>537828639>dogs are much better pets in my opinion.I completely disagree, dogs are better pets than cats
>>537848347You already have it then.
>>537849265nigga wut
>>537849295heh' toxochads.... assemble!!!!
>>537848780>millions of cats tortured for a blury imageBad guys won
>>537848262No.
>>537828423yeah retard its a living being. my cat meows at the door roughly when its time for me to wake up, and will follow me through my house based on my daily routine. if me or my gf arent feeling well my cat will hang out a bit closer than usual. and, if she doesnt want me going anywhere, my cat will lay down on my flipflops, knowing i dont like to walk around the house barefoot. i dont mind really at all, my cats been a good friend and will continue to be.
>>537835455and the animals that you eat grow up on air and water only? NOthey consume literal tons of plants
>>537828639>dogs are much better pets in my opinion.Too needy and sycophantic.
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