I’m facing a felony DUI because I crashed into someone and caused injuries. I also blew almost 3x the legal limit. I’ve never been in trouble with the law until now. I’m already planning on getting some tattoos before my inevitable prison sentence. Don’t end up like me and take an Uber or don’t drink at all.
>>537940626I suggest you get into the Bible and Christian spirituality
>>537940626Assuming this is true, try bulking up quickly and learn to fight/defend yourself.
>>537940626Liar. If you were going to prison for this you'd already be in jail. >>537940782he will have no choice. it's all they do in jails/prisons
>>537940626To bad you didn't die you worthless faggot
>>537940626I've got 4 DUIs in the last 1.5 because the local cops profile illegally
>>537940626you couldnt have made this thread a little earlier??? I'm already on the road
>>537940626Practice sucking dick on a banana or cucumber. It'll save your life, OP
>>537940626Dude's going full Tobias Beecher>I’m already planning on getting some tattoos before my inevitable prison sentenceDon't worry, Vern will use a paperclip and an old BIC pen to tattoo a swastika on your ass to claim ownership
>>537940834>Liar. If you were going to prison for this you'd already be in jail.Not true.
>>537940626They go pretty easy on drunk drivers honestly. Of all the true crime I watch, I'd say most people with a drunk driver conviction have had or will have 3 more and they usually serve no prison time unless they kill someone even then they often get out in like sub 5 years and usually get their license back in sub 10 years. Half these numbers if you're a nigger or a convicted rapist/child predator.
>>537940626Just tell them you are a tranny and an immigrant. You will get a reward.
>>537940834>he will have no choice. it's all they do in jails/prisonsYeah but regardless of prison or jail, I think his mind/psyche is gonna be bugging him a lot about what he did and he's gonna need a higher power to cope
>>537940626Flee back to mexico spic
>>537940626I'm the equivalent of a felon here in Canada for dope charges a few years ago. I can get my pardon and own guns again (legally) in 2029
>>537940626Do the right thing and hang yourself. We both know that eventually you will drive drunk again, and next time you might kill someone. Plus the American flag and mention of getting a felony dui means there is a good chance you are a spic, in which case, also hang yourself. You really want to go to prison ? You really think you will fend off getting raped by hiv positive niggers just by getting a couple fresh tattoos. They will see right through that. Those fresh tats will show you are afraid to be tested. They are going to nutt in your asshole until you fall in love with them. They will pimp you our for soups. Why even make this post ? No one cares you are a piece of shit.
>>537940626Good thing self driving cars are around the corner.
>>537940626So you are not white?
>>537940834>Liar. If you were going to prison for this you'd already be in jail.You dont know shit about the american justice system. Once you bond out, you are out until the sentencing.
I don't get how people can drive drunk honestlyGoing out to bars is expensive and shitty anyway and if you're gonna blow money, at least blow some of it on a safe drive home.
>>537941203Believe it or not I’m white.
>>537941387Then DO NOT hang yourself !!!! Take ANY plea that will keep you out of custody. You will not survive jail and come out the same person. Learn from this.
Your story's been foretold anon: https://youtu.be/Xm157yQ7g1EEmbrace your arc.
>doesn't just flee to mexico
>>537940626
>>537940626Read this guide on how to survive prison and how to deal with blacks
>>537941573Living in mexico for the rest of your life is worse than an american prison. Thats why they are willing to die to live here.
>>537941355If you're a functional alcoholic it's easy. Both my father, grandfather and uncle drove back and forth to work wasted out of their minds pretty much every day for 30 years. Got pulled over multiple times for unrelated things and never got arrested or suspected of being wasted. I guess this was back about pre 2011 for all of them but still, none of them even really went to bars either, dad used to keep red wine in a Gatorade bottle in the front cup holder
Guide on how to survive prison
>>537940834> If you were going to prison for this you'd already be in jail.Drunk judge mistakenly let him out on bail.
How many DUIs you have?If this is your first then those are probably trumped up charges esp if you have no prior convictions.
>>537940626God forgives you, my son.t. A fellow sinner
OP's future
>>537940626Dude. Yeah I got two within 4 months of each other. That took years to get over. No accidents or injuries and still was a giant pain in the ass. Sorry!
>>537940626Nigga just don't crash. What the fuck is your problem. Drunk crashers ruining shit for the rest of us I swear.
>>537941659Yeah I'm sure sipping margaritas on the beach and pounding your teenage latina girlfriend is worse than being put in a metal cage with niggers.
DUI is interesting because it doesn't punish an actual real crime. Nobody was run over, no crash happened, and there was never any intent to harm. Drunk driving is literally a victimless crime if you don't actually hit anyone. So a DUI is actually a pre-crime for something you could have done, like in minority report. It sets the precedent that someone can just imagine a bad outcome in their head and throw someone in jail for it. And for some reason we just accept this. If I was in charge, every single member of MADD would be thrown in prison for life for robbing so many innocent people of their freedom
>>537940626>I’m already planning on getting some tattoos before my inevitable prison sentence.You just aren't the brightest bulb in your family's light fixture, are you OP?
>be me>get drunk at home so I don't have to drive>get banned from multiple discord chats and streamers on twitch even though they were chill before>people online act like I kicked a dog or something even though I was drunk at home specifically to avoid problemsZoomers are so gay about drinking.
>>537940626Learn to drink and drive better, faggot
>>537940626Run to MexicoFake your deathGo on mass shooting spree against feds gays n kikesAssuming you can’t survive prisonIf it affects employement. Just be a gangster or serial killer
>>5379408405pbp
>>537940626dont get tattoos dumby
>>537940626Do whatever you can and take on whatever debt you can to hire the best attorney possible.
>>537941203He should train in mma before he goes>>537942173Gen X uncles use to get drunk and rape them It’s a trigger
>>537940626I have an Italian bro from Staten Island. The guy is a saint. Civil engineer and has never been in trouble. He got a DUI in some Mormon county in Colorado. That shovel head judge peeled the bark off of him. Everything from jail to cleaning outhouses to years of intense probation. They fucked him up so bad.
>>537940626>3x the legal limitanon had a 6 pack and crashed. fucking amateur.
>>537940626How? My dad's got like 6 DUIs in his life, totaled several cars and caused injuries, and he's even still got his license (California).
>>537940626If it's your first dwi and nobody died, then 99% of the time, you end up with a deferred sentence anyway with some pretrial diversion program. What state was it in
>>537940626you might get probation with no time served considering it's your first ever offence. testify that you're remorseful and attend AA before your sentencing to back up your repentance. also don't drink and drive in the future.. 3 times the legal limit? you're a retard dude
>>537940626I got drunk as shit last night and I'm just now getting over the hangover. I drove to the liquor store after having 7 miniature vodka shots, and bought 4 more. I seriously need to cut down.
>>537940626You flucking blew it big time anon. Did you kill anyone? Jesus dude I used to take xanax and drive drunk all the fucking time but been sober nearly 4 years now. Used to smoke meth and Crack too. Probably by the grace of God alone I didn't end up like you.But you have no record so what I recommend is get a good attorney. Get into AA or some sort of recover program right now. I don't care if you think its bullshit. You need to walk before they make you run. If you can show the court you are taking this seriously and on your own initiative you might be able to get a diversion track or suspended sentence or something that keeps you out of prison. Godspeed.
>>537941978Right? Some of us can drink like gentlemen.
>>537940895And you keep DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE. I mean how do you even do that? Your license gets suspended after the first one. With flock cameras all over the f****** place you're not going to get away with driving without a license. And if you're drunk well you know what's going to happen.
>>537941203>You really think you will fend off getting raped by hiv positive niggers just by getting a couple fresh tattoos.>>537942481>He should train in mma before he goesBest bet is to start burpeemaxxing so you don't look like a punk in front of your fellow woods: https://youtu.be/1VjxiKQ6C54
>>537942111You're a fucking moron
>>537942111You’re placing a burden on public safety which stretches public resources thin and endangers people with high probabilities. Get the fuck out of here with your anti-social Slav/Celt chimpanzee mindset that you can do whatever the fuck you want until someone throws words at which point they better fucking have fists to back them up.
>>537943157He's a leaf what do you expect.
>>537940626You should be shot by firing squad for driving drunk. Fucking faggot.
>>537940626>>537941387Are you going to try and join the Aryan Brotherhood?
Why do alcoholic druggie murders get such leniency. You guys are such fucking niggers. Hope a drunk driver kills your family.
OP, if you're still here..its nbd honestly.As a small business owner. I've hired 3 people with DUI's in the past (as long as it was their only offense) they were fine.don't get the tats though
not politics you stupid fucking frog
>>537940626Haven't gone a day without drinking and driving in 15 years. Get gud scrub..
>>537941659>Living in mexico for the rest of your life is worse than an american prison. Thats why they are willing to die to live here.are we pretending this country isn't worse than mexico?they have less than 1% niggers bro
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