>your mother and I have decided it's time you started paying rent
>>538034338That's how suburbia should be, every household gets one "Texas Acre", no 15 minute city nonsense
>>538034338>if you need me, I'll be outside mowing
>>538034338isnt this absolute garbage and dending on climate will be barren or ruined in no time
>>538034616This, why does he have fucking nothing on his land?
Mowing this would be so much fun. You mow for 8 hours straight once a week then go insixe to watch your wife get BLACKEDRAW by BBC NIGGER GODS
>>538036040>be american>sees this>starts thinking about BBCI guess I am beginning to understand how your nations current situation came to be
>>538036101bazinga
>>538036101It's a "Texan."
An infinity lawn, the ultimate boomer wet dream. So big he has to hire Mexicans to mow it because his ungrateful son thinks beautiful lawn monoculture is a waste of time and somehow bad for "the environment"
>>538034338>gets destroyed by a random tornado
>>538036373I have neighbors that unironically say this hippie shit about “monoculture” or whatever buzzword they saw on reddit. One guy has not mowed his lawn at all this year and im working on getting thr city to mow it for him and slap him with a $500 bill. These people are all dysfunctional losers and have no place in our society. If you cant mow your lawn why the fuck are you even in our country? Lawn supremacy is central to the American identity. I mowed 3 times last week and my lawn is beautiful
>>538034338>no traffic noise>no neighbors to get on your nerves>just peaceI guess you'd need a second fridge and freezer though to cut down on the amount of grocery runs you have to do.But otherwise I'd love living there.
>>538036525
>>538036373lol it has no landscaping done to it besides the lil trees. If you think letting clover patches and prairie grass looks good, i employ you to go play in some and tell me how many tics you pulled off your body
>>538034338soooooo true. >why are you in the house all the time>105 degrees with zero trees in sight>every neighbor is a retiree>only public area is the street with black asphalt where it's 115 degrees >every adult is just looking for a reason to get mad at you for "causing trouble"suburbia is what killed white america. kicked the can of the nigger question and resulted in a shut in internet culture.
>>538036525Are americans really so fucking mindbroken you will accept a completely dysfunctional piece of land because planting a tree would be like letting niggers into your country?
>>538036618Nah dawg shut in internet people are just solo people. White people produce a ton of solo guys, think back in history how many magnificent men were on their own without some nasty ass bitch screaming in his ear
>>538035953>gm_flatgrass
>>538036690No dude we’re talking about the lawn, anything you plant is not a problem. In America and much of the world, there’s a lot of bullshit that will grow in the lawn. Monoculture haters are just lazy or don’t own property OR hate mowing daddy’s grass
>>538036690My nigger i have multiple trees and bushes and flower patches and pathways and shit in my front lawn. I simply keep the grass areas mowed and trimmed nicely. Its all saint augustine grass. People with shit lawns are subhuman and i will continue reporting my neighbors every week until they follow the LAW like me and every other WHITE person
>>538034338Imagine allocating a portion of your arable land for decoration to impress the lumpenprolesI hate lawncucks so much it's unreal.>>538034668>he can't tell from some of the pixelsNGMI
>>538036578and that's the honeymoon!
>>538036799>anything you plant is not a problemRight, because you purchased it or what?Your nation is so fucked lecko mio.
>>538035953maybe HOA dosent allow more than 3 trees
>>538035953boomers only like grass. also, said grass must be mowed on a deck height setting so low that the roots burn and you hire mexicans to paint it green again.
>>538036811Go back to Europe, it's too free here for you>t. No HOA chad with an acre full of crepe myrtles and clover and every manner of green and red and purple thing, BESIDES LAME ASS GRASS
>>538035953 it's AI generated>>538034616 kek
>>538036690You're using "mindbroken" in other threads you're in. It's redundant, and I'm not even browsing the catalog
>>538037153lol if you want to plant flowers trees shrubs that’s great. If you want your lawn to ferment with weeds and wild grass you’ll look poor. If you don’t think it makes you look bad that’s cool, everyone else hates your lawn
>>538037383>it's AI generatedIt looked like Ohio.
>>538034338how can I get grass that green? My grass is all patchy and thin. Also burned from the heatwvae.
>>538037725Water it. That's the secret. Dunno about local laws in your cunt, but it may be a LOT of water for your area/budget. Grass is thirsty, but if you water it a lot, cut it a lot, and maybe feed it a little, it just keeps growing.
>>538037492Sorry anon, not interested, I am into women.
>>538037221>deck height too goddamn lowJust raged a bit, this is all too common. You can still cut it once per week, grass much healthier and lush in appearance, but the threat of HOA fines looms in the minds of some boomers
>>538037883Yes anons, WATER it. Do not plant shrubs, trees, or anything. Have 100 hectars of 2 Inch cut grass and water that bitch with 100000 gallons+tip a day. so not only obsessed but also retarded
>>538034338post things that will give boomers heart attacks
>>538038202Nothing you said has anything to with what I wrote. Nothing. Go be an autistic retarded neighbour somewhere else. Better yet, shave your HOA cunt so it doesnt itch.
>>538034338what do they eat
>>538038202once a month is more than enough. in winter maybe once every two or three months.
>>53803454515 minute neighborhood. It takes 15 minutes to drive to your next door neighbor.
>>538037725the boomer secret is to dump liquid cancer round-up all over their yard so only Approved Monsanto Monograss Seeds (tm) (c) (r) can grow in your yard. Make sure you deprive your yard of as much nutrients as possible so you have to buy Approved Monsanto Fertilizer (tm) (c) (r)>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH IS THAT A DANDELION?!?!?!?! MY YARD IS RUINED!!! IT HAS NATURAL PLANTS GIVING IT HEALTHY NUTRIENTS AHHHHHHHHH MONSANTO ISNT GETTING MY MONEY IM GOING TO HAVE TO KILL MY ENTIRE FAMILY!!!!!!!!!
>>538034338Garrys mod 2 looks based
>>538037982Shut up, monkey. All he asked was>how can I get grass that green? and that's all he was answered. SOMEONE is obsessed here...
"Hurr durr just don't cut your grass bro it looks better natural!"No, it looks like shit, and you're just trying to validate your laziness. I have too much pride in ownership to let the property I've worked hard to aquire and keep up, look like some metheads crash pad.>pic very related, mowed vs "natural" unmowed
>>538038202your white neighbors will leave and the government will give the houses to niggers and indians who wont give a fuck about fine and just start throwing their trash on your property and pooping in your yard until one day they rape and kill your whole familyenjoy it while you can you faggot karen kike
>>538038431Hahahahahah every week hahahahahaha you are the kind of neighbor that gets killed by his neighbors. Feel free to come over and get mine, since you'll have an aneurysm otherwise (my grass was cut 10 days ago).
>>538038294Ze bugs.
>>538038554My neighbors like me, I watered their plants this morning while they're away up north :) Cope and dial8 I guess
>>538038528Yes, every week.Because it fucking grows that much. Skip a week and you might as well bale the shit.
>>538038430>memeflag>stalks me in threads>calls me monkeyso what type of brown are you? And yes, I am 190cm and a chad. Interesting you can feel that. Still not interested, I like pussy, sorry.
>>538037630USA is AI generated
>>538038791>He hears about a 190cm germanic>starts thinking about BBC in his assholeTell me anon, do you miss your foreskin?
>>538038698Relax, the memeflags were here before you. Your flag is easy to spot, and you're English is limited to similar phrases, you're not be stalked. But now that you've brought up race and I've shown flag, feel free to post hand or stop responding to me :*
>>538034338>my empire of dung
>>538038884*yourOooof minor spelling error time to kms
>>538034338I would love to live in a house like that as long as it had high speed internet, though getting to the nearest shop would be a pain
>>538038873We all know that.
>>538034616see you in 500 years dad!
>>538036101Kek
>>538038884>you're English is limited to similar phrases, >you're not be stalked.>>538038952>minor spellingYou are not even american are you lmao
>>538039084So it's a great place to live, though would be nicer with some more trees around the house. I wonder how much a house like that would cost, can't be too much since it's in the middle of nowhere presumably
>>538036101america is cooked, even if we unironically eliminate all of our current politicans, we will elect another batch of retards.
>>538039165>VPNiggers? In MY 4chan?>It's more likely than you think
>>538039179More than likely AI anon.Probably edited out the barns, barn lots, and fields that probably surround the property.
>>538034338>>>/b/>>>/bant/>>>/trash/
>>538037492stfu blackskin nigger
>>538039361Yeah maybe but when reverse searching I found places like it for sale so places like it do exist
538039165Well, that's not a hand! Silence, jamboi, no more (you)s for you!
>>538039449what's you deal, germ? Is your gun free zone buckling this morning?
>>538039525erbärmlich
>>538039453>places like this actually exist Not with that much fucking grass anon, unless it's alfalfa, straw, or hay which is actually farmed.Nobody is mowing that many acres of just lawn, be realistic.
>>538039361And yeah it looks like it's shopped, you can see around the house the grass looks different than the rest so likely the house was edited into a different image
>>538038267I sowed 2 hectares of white clover on my property.Hope it covers everything before the summer arrives.
>>538039549Germany has 20% of private US gun ownership and is among the top 10 privately aremd countries in the world. Now, I have done my part. I tried to educate an absolute drooling troglodyte nigger.
>>538038337
>538039583>538039622You are SO mad lolCan't be helped, comes with the euro narcissism
>>538039585I don't care if it's grass or not, just the idea of having that much space to just chill and be away from the world, found places kinda like it in Texas
>>538039724Imagine digging a massive underground tunnel system and MOLEMAXXING so you can get BLACKEDRAW in complete privacy
>>538036799I just mow less frequently, not as close to the ground and I leave little islands unmowed. I also leave the grass clippings since it's stupid to take away the nutrients just to have to add them back later artificially.As a result I have a garden that's fun to be in. You can spend all day just watching all kinds of critters doing their thing. Having a little pond is even better.Another advantage is that the lawn doesn't dry out as quickly.If I see someone with a manicured, dead lawn I genuinely think they're low iq consoomer drones.
>>538039724As someone who grew up in rural South Brazil.Not seeing trees makes me angry.
>>538039842Your lawn looks like shit and you should kill yourself
>>538039861Yeah trees would be better but it's also nice being able to see really far away
>>538037725Nicht so tief mähen, nicht so oft mähen und lass den Rasenschnitt auf dem Rasen. Dadurch entfernst du keine Nährstoffe und lässt Nahrung für Regenwürmer die wiederum den Boden lockern.Und gießen hilft natürlich auch.
>>538038405>>538038267lol wait till you become a big boy and own land. You can let rampant dandies and weeds about. You know they’re thorny and attract pets right? I’m sure your kids (tm) will love playing outside, your dogs especially to
>>538039861Yes, monkeys need their trees to swing around in. Fully understandable.:)
>>538039724Plenty of places in the US that are farmland. If you've never been around it i can understand how pasture and certain fields of crops look similar to OPs pic, but that doctored image is ridiculous. Either way i understand your point, and hope you can realize your dream one day.
>>538034338Is this Delaware
>>538039983dawm right.
>>538035953Hes a boomer with a lawn fetish
>>538038494Who says letting it grow wild? Just leave some island you only cut to size once a year and maybe don't mow as often/as close to the ground.You can also plant native shrubs and have features like ponds, hedges, rock features etc to help local wildlife and improve aesthetics appeal.The idea that you either have overgrown Wildlands or a ecological deadzone is retarded. Dumbass golem faggot
>>538039972His second image was clovers. I own my land, and seed white and red clover. Are you really trying to suggest they might also harm my pets and children? In addition to the LAUGHABLE assertion that dandelion is dangerous? You might be some kind of dandy, yourself.
>>538034616>ill be back in 3 weeks
>>538039908Have you ever considered that some people have ___gardens___? As in not just a square containing a patio and a lawn for your dogs to shit on?
>>538040132Yeah dude any argument you make equates to lazy. There are no excellent people in this plant or in history that would agree with having these wild plants on their lawn is positive. Like I said before you obviously don’t own any land otherwise you wouldn’t say any of this
>>538039724$5k an acre wow, it's like $10k - $15k in Indiana. Is the land just that shitty, Oklahoma has a bunch of nearly useless land way but I can't figure out why people aren't putting massive solar farms out there like they are in Indiana at 3x the cost. Tornadoes?
>>538034338Just came in my pants perfect place to live
>>538040239>There are no excellent people in this plant or in history that would agree with having these wild plants on their lawn is positivedid your mom teach you to yap like that
>>538038778>european can't comprehend a boomer having a 5 acre lot in Ohio that is all mowed grass.
>>538038791Again immediately mind defaults to bbcKys faggot
>>538040284Keep it down, your apartment neighbors Sandeep and Rishvanda need to wake up at 3PM for third shift
>>538038884> post hand
>>538036578As a care worker, thank God for that machine.
>>538040105>Who says letting it grow wild? People who have postage stamp sized lots of land, typically in urban areas.The same type of people that come in these threads just to bitch about boomers when fact of the matter is they're just too damn lazy to do a little work, and won't admit it. If some posters ITT could get their shit together and be able to buy property, I guarantee you they would be in that group.There's always exceptions to the rule such as you who doesn't subscribe to the asinine traditional lawn care methods yet still has nice property. I'm in the same boat, I've never watered or sprayed chemicals, I let my clover stay as long as possible, and I don't care about weeds and dandelions as long as the shit is green and a uniform length.But lazy idiots exist, and they post here anon. If I what I wrote doesn't apply to you, great.
>>538039724>found places kinda like it in Texashttps://www.landwatch.com/childress-county-texas-farms-and-ranches-for-sale/pid/424429785
>>538037725Dont cut it too short and add clover
>>538034338I can feel the wind and heat from that image.
>>538039972>Clover is thornyWhat crack are you smoking?
>>538037630>>538037383looks like photoshop
>>538040239Clover seed used be regularly mixed with grass seed because it fixes nitrogen, it was only removed so companies could sell retards fertilizers instead
>>5380386984chan does this to autists, sometimes you get gangstalked by bots and they call you a nigger, jeet, shitskin, gypsy, etc. for no reason just to annoy you.
>>538040441MOOOM DAAAD WHY DIDNT YOU LET ME STAAAAY AT HOOOOME fuck you fuck you fuck youEither that or itsI REFUSE TO WORK OR IMPROVE MY NEIGHBORHOOD ALSO WHY IS MY DECAYING PARENTS NEIGHBORHOOD VALUE DROPPING LIKE A ROCK
>>538040239Do you know what an appeal to majority is, and why it's not a logical response to me? You can cope, but I'm not posting the deed to my house. Feel free to refer to >>538040132 for further discussion.
Live your myth in Nebraska
>>538040509Weird, you don't have a Brazil flag????
>>538041223>memeflag talking about flagsFuck off kike
>>538041117thisI overseed clover to help with the extra nitrogen from the dogs. I grind up my eggshells and slurry it to reduce the pH from the oak leaves decaying. The assertion that anything but prim & uniform grass is lazy is absurd. My lawn is alive, and I chose to be a part of that cycle instead of desperately trying to deform it into something simpler for overstimulated minds.
>>538035953sod farm
>>538041133>It's one guy who also has pattern recognition>Him mentioning it makes you self conscious that you talk about it for months I had no clue I had this kind of power
>>538041378I showed flag, read the thread you dirty little ape
>>538041417The majority of nitrogen clover releases in to the ground is at the end of the season, when it dies off for winter. It's great for the yard.
>>538040598Just get your nursing license already. The NCLEX isn't hard.
I feel like it is fair to ask your children, once they have a job and live at home, to pay for their share of utilities, municipal taxes and food.Not rent, but at least the things they actively consume. Or is that too much?Here I calculated that it would come out to about 3000$ a year in taxes and utilities, so 240$ a month + about 40$ for groceries a week.I might only charge the portion of this if the year during which they work. Not sure.
I would do an airbnb with a beach rental if I was a boomer. this one only like 2 miles away from awalmart. and food lion.
>>538036549yep, I would love to live like this as well. with todays tech you even get good internet speeds in this areas
>>538041952Just stop cooking for them for every meal if they earn money. When you go to the store just buy what you need for you and the wife. If you have dinner every night together after the kid is 16/17/18 that’s inspirational though. Anyway my point being he/she will start forging for themselves, cooking for themselves and learn what they like making ect. As long as you’re not making it seem like your kid is a pest or a mooch they will try it on their own. I wouldn’t ask my kids to pay utilities though, it’s my house I’m gonna pay them regardless
It's AI generated >>538034616lol when I showed this to my actual dad he said "that's free money" because houses only look like this after the hay has been harvested
>>538044634Should clarify I'm the OP and my ID is different because I'm on mobile. I'm field testing ideas for my AI slop twitter account.
>>538040239
>>538035953Sod farms are a thing but this is probably fake
>>538039927Just live on a hill
>>538038494I could kill you and take it in seconds.
>>538034338>I dont understand how farming works.You're gonna starve to death after your gay little revolution.
>>538035953Looks like alfalfa to me
>>538034338Boomer status symbol that will disappear along with boomers.
>>538034338I grew up in a house like this, but there was a pine tree forest behind my house, not just a barren grassland. The house across the street sat on a field of hay, which most of the time just looked like the field in OP's pic. It was always fun to sit on the front porch and watch lightning storms striking that field.
>>538048118Oh, Tommy Toughnuts on the internet!Be scared everybody!
>>538034338imagine the amount of Atrazine those fuckers are exposed to.
