https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_spLE_dQw_g>White working-class children failed by education system, says inquiryhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq51j10q601o>Labour secretly drops ban on small-boat migrants and other illegal immigrants winning British citizenshiphttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15936655/Labour-secretly-drops-ban-small-boat-migrants-illegal-immigrants-winning-British-citizenship.html>Asylum judges to be replaced by the public in bid to fix ‘overwhelmed’ systemhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2222846/asylum-judges-replaced-public-appeals-overwhelmed-system-mahmood-45000-removals>Civil servants blow the whistle on a woke and wasteful Whitehallhttps://archive.ph/77lkh>Man charged with attempted murder after car hit pedestrians in west Londonhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jun/28/man-charged-with-attempted-after-car-hit-pedestrians-in-west-london>Household energy bills to rise by £221 a year from Wednesdayhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/energy-price-cap-july-increase-bills-b3004519.html>Plans to replace destroyers scrapped to make way for drone hubs in ‘hybrid Navy’https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/keir-starmer-john-healey-north-atlantic-government-russian-b1287939.html>Andy Burnham to propose a ‘No 10 in the North’ in first major speech of leadership bidhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-06-28/andy-burnham-labour-leadership-major-speech-proposes-no-10-in-north>The new AI-based world orderhttps://archive.ph/HvzV8
Next election will be Norf vs South: Andy vs Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch.
Fuck Islam.
sick of it me
77th Brigade reporting in for daily paki sperm rations
>>538051035wtf is that shit
not the nine o clock clewshttps://rumble.com/v7c0adm-the-burnham-coronation-is-on.html
>>538051035that goyslop equates to 2 hours in the toilet to push thru 10 lbs new born jeet
>>538051282Puke pancake
>>538051282ethiopian """food""" which is already a lie in of itself because there's no food there
back in the day all these crossings would've been considered a security threat and they would all be placed in makeshift detention centres while the sea is patrolled to stop theminstead they get picked up and placed right next to a school for easy rapemaxxing while being supported by you, the taxpayer
>>538051501Yeah Brits should ideally be using them for target practice using live rounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9DN1GhBvpwlooks like croquette
>>538051460
>>538051658Naw mate there's literally no food in ethiopia and the idea that such a place has anything resembling a """culture""" or """cuisine""" is just a marketing gimmick
>>538051614Ebay tonight!Balls, we had her 'done'
are mortgages selective in the Davos sense as to being approved?, i see women are no longer wanting to have children, men are infertile yet a 2 bed end of terrace house is valued as a £240,000 asset on the bank's asset holding, or the entire working life of a man.Are the bankers responsible for this or it is the 'dindins' type of government people
>>538051143Suddenly we've dredged up the whole norf souf thing out of nowhereWe don't have time for this when we're being invaded by brownoids
>>538051928Overpopulation
Funny how people have stopped obsessing over Starmer since he resigned even though he's still PM and literally nothing has changed in their lives or in society.
done my research lads, and i think burnham might be a norfstill looking for confirmation however, he remains very secretive about this so far
>be englishman in summer>gets up to sweltering 30C>"corr blimey, might die soon">carn't install AC because council BAMEs will report me to the warden>put me knickers in the freezer>"CORR tha's moa loike ih' inni'">works for 10 seconds, now me legs are soggy and smell like sweating bollocks>put freezer packs in me bike helmet>"veh we go, proppa chill now">woife tells me I look like I've got men'ol elf and begs me to open the bloody window>"sorry luv, 'aven't goh' a loicence fuh va' oi 'aven't">soak paint roller in yoghurt, proppa Greek stuff, spread on window>"reflects the sun innit?">doesn't work, just smells like Turkish takeaway down high street>brilliant idea, proppa Egyptian times engineering>tape some wet flannels to me desk fan>now it's 30C and 99% humidity>bring me ceremonial bin inside and fill it with ice water>works, but abandon because now I carn't reach me cuppa>wife is having a meltie, so i finally solve it>bring home block of dry ice in wooden crate and aim fan at it>fog fills home and sets off smoke alarm>fire brigade arrives>write me a ticket for unloicenced use of hazardous cryogenic materials and seize me ice block>give up, sit in me garden in me soggy helmet and smelly undies, get stung by a wasp, spill me Pimm's, step on a slug>god save r NHS
Discord mongs still going?
What are some funny 'umm...actually' facts about famous people born in certain places that can be used to annoy leftists?As in if Bukayo Saka deserves to play for England because he was born here, why not Erling Haaland too, given he was born in Leeds?"Irishman" Phil Lynott the lead singer of Thin Lizzy was born in England, doesn't that make him English, not Irish?
>>538052184All day every day.
>>538052031I’m still not voting for Olukemi
>>538052205Rudyard Kipling, who wrote Jungle Book, was born in India.
>>538052182>slug
>>538052205When it comes to telly they're fine making straight people act gay for their character but they'd never ask a rl gay to be a straight on telly
>>538052373All actors are gay.
>>538052261Sad. What a wasted life.
alri lagetting me new gaff very very soon hehedirect match and unlisted so there is no queue and I don't even have to bid
>>538052329Phil Harris who voiced baloo was based af, shame most of his songs get deleted from YouTube for offensive material
>>538052514The bloke who plays phil mitchel isn't a quaire
>>538051035reeeeeeee volting.
ngl lads, I was a little bit sad when I heard Starmer was standing down as leader of the Labour Party.
>>538051035>>538051282>>538051302>>538051460>>538051771Reminder most anons live in an area with nothing but a kfc and mcdonalds and will never have real food in their lifetime. Most Ethiopian living in America or UK eat better than they do because they live in major metro areas. It’s a choice to be a loser who considers going out to McDonald’s the highlight of the week. Stop being ignorant and you can enjoy culinary culture too
>>538052632Even Clint Eastwood was a quare.
Wish I had been a teenager in the late 1990s and early 2000s lads.
>>538052657Cope and seethe lmao go eat some sand
lmao https://xcancel.com/IrishmanIRL/status/2071664090481664110
>>538052577stealth black gaff with round shagging bed
>>538052734You'd be at least 100 now lad that wouldn't be good
>>538052734Why
>>538052940Probably a quare.
>>538052919prime wheeling material
>>538052940It was just much better.They had basically all modern technology except smartphones but it was much simpler and not censored.Watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer makes me envious.I was born in 1996, shit sucks.
>>538052888Checked and kek'd
Kick the wogs out imo
>>538053030>Watching Buffy the Vampire SlayerDefinitely a quare
>>538051035>no cutlery on the tablekitchen staff probably wipe their arse with their hands too
>>538053030Everybody still managed to have their faces planted in cell phones somehow. Text messages and Snake I think, did me head in.Buffy was alright, I'll give you that
Why did you let me post in the other thread when there was this one?
>>538053118Bogdan dindox?
>>538053030>shit sucks.Americanised.
>>538052657God i wish i had a mcdick in my small town
>>538053030>1996We were born in the same year. You turn 30 yet?
Evening lads.
>>538053288legend
>>538053195Pagpag looks quite good idk why all the hubbub
>tfw browsing Yookay Aesthetics and becoming ever more racist
give me one reason you are not eating dandelions
>>538053188We thought you might enjoy reading about mangos and whatever cauldron was babbling about
>>538053288
>>538053446How do I cook it
>>538053446Tastes like red fescue, I'll take an egg.
Bit hot last week wasn't it lads?
>>538053446Keep it quiet, there won't be enough to go around when CBDC rations kick in
>>538053340Looks like he chopped up and undercooked his nan
>>538053446Dog piss
The next PM of the UL dresses like utter shite lads>Sunak - collared shirt and quarter zip>Macron - turtleneck in lieu of collar, blazer on top>Bukele - merino wool base layer on fit physique>Zelensky - war fatigues>Burnham - blazer on cotton t shirt
slow cooked beef shin stew for dindins
>>538053629Macron actually looks cool desu even if he is a nigger loving tranny teacher shagger.
>>538052205Freddie Mercury was Indian and possibly gay. Chris Rea used to race Ferraris.
>>538053446benis
>>538053446>give me one reason you are not eating dandelionsI unironically do (more just out of tradition because it's something my great grandpa taught me about), my grandma even makes tea out of them.https://www.sgaonline.org.au/dandelion-a-common-australian-garden-resident/
>>538053707phwoar wallop lovely
>>538052329You know, of all the trees that grow so fair... old England to adore, greater are none beneath the sun than oak and ash and thorn.
>>538053707But is it cuisine or slop?
>>538053766He wasn't a poo. He was an Iranian with british citizenship from Africa via parents from India who descended from Iranian refugees fleeing the muslims.
>>538053859depends how it was made and where its from la
Why didn't you like Starmer? Was it because The Mail and The Express told you not to? In the last 40 years we've had 21 years of Conservative government; why do you think Starmer or Labour are at fault for your ills?
>>538053937Proper Indian food made in a bowl in the middle of the street with the chef's foot in the bowl for hte duration
>>538053586Another round next week m8
>>538053030>shit sucks.I hate you and I don't even know you.
>>538053859Looks pretty good for food
>>538051035How the hell do you make a turd out of that
>>538053629Don’t care, I’m not voting for a foreigner (which is the supposed “right wing” alternative under FPTP)
>>538051928>>538052036Greed.
>>538054018>Another round next week m8Not looking forward to it.
the*adjusts glasses*norf
carnt believe they are mindcontrolling us with the 5G nanovirus
>>538051035You’ve collected every weird shit my dog has ever had!
i sit down when i wee
>>538053518timmy's final form has been reached
>>538053854Based Kipling enjoyer.>>538053953I don't like fat people.
Oh. I dobed in that paki bird at work who is a slag. Had some progress one to one at work (even though it was actually 3 against 1, 1 being me)I said I'll speak to the boss in private and dobed in this girl for being a flirt and a tease. Feel good now.
Just a few more years of immigration and the UL will finally surpass America to become the nigger country.
>>538053532you just eat it>>538053799grow a larger penisand get on with life, i expect you'd rather get a deliveroo of unmarked slop in your mouththis country has gone to shit
i've dobed you
>>538054452Nice in salads.
>>538054436Did you know that the US has more than twice as many niggers as Zimbabwe?
Get dobed by a natural chad.
>>538054550That's a lot of niggers.
>>538053953Oh my god the Daily Mail!
>>538054386Mr kipling was a nazi
dober starmer new meme
>>538054626Filtered.
>>538054679Do one soft lad
new britpol personality type just droppeddobbo
>>538054834Ban all men
If you are a northerner, would you get embarrassed going into a bakery and ordering a puff pastry?
Dropping a jobbo in the toilet
>>538054834Men make the world much more interesting. We're like the main characters of the human race.
>>538054550And three times as many White people as the UL.
>>538055105You have a very broad definition of white over there, Gomez.
>>538051035equatorial food is just frying a load of shit togetherit's only in lands with harsh winters where you see actual skill come into cooking
>>538055184I once saw a literal nigger labelled as White, not even slightly mixed looking, full blown gorilla nigger. US's crime states are hilariously fucked. I'm sure it's by design.
>>538054834>I bet it was a man, and we should import more of them
>>538055184True, but we have more than 3x as many White people as the UL without counting those people. We have different categories of White here. You have a very broad definition of British. That's why you'll be the nigger country well before PM Sir Stormzy is elected to his first of four terms.
Southerners actually want you to vote for Kemi’s Tories over Chad Burnham haha
>>538051035mmmlooks like you get to pick your favorite color of sauce!I bet it's the green
>>538052734Teenager in the early '90s was the best
Carn't wait for Andrew Burn'em to ban AC once and for all.
>>538055458Only bames call themselves British. Everyone else's identity is English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh...
>>538052182I don't get why Americans are acting like hardcases because they've got air conditioning? Surely that makes you the pussy in this situation?
>>538055640I wouldn't have bought AC if our house would just fucking cool itselfduring the night it can be 15 degrees out but the house will still be 30 degrees because our homes are built to keep heat in
>>538055708They're not quite whole, if you know what I mean.
>>538055708The whole AC thing is a glownigger operation, it's an attempt to diffuse and distract from the racial tensions popping off everywhere at the moment.
>>538055668Correct. All brits are nonwhite. And when all English are nonwhite, you'll identify as Cornish, Scouse, Brummies, and such. And when all those are nonwhite, you'll identify with an even smaller local area exclusively. On and on it goes.
If you are not from London or the South East, lower your tone.
damn even the americans can't fly their flag
World war is imcumen in
>>538055835Strong words from a country with more bames than us (i'm a Bong)
>>538052734https://youtu.be/WoMW6xAe79E
>>538051035>One, two, three, four>~>White riot, I wanna riot>White riot, a riot of my own>White riot, I wanna riot>White riot, a riot of my own>~>Black man got a lotta problems>But they don't mind throwin' a brick>White people go to school>Where they teach you how to be thick>~>And everybody's doin'>Just what they're told to>And nobody wants>To go to jail>~>White riot, I wanna riot>White riot, a riot of my own>White riot, I wanna riot>White riot, a riot of my own
>>538055873They should fly Hamas flags and see if they get told they harm birds too.
>>538055862All Are Andy has suggested is moving some operations and investment to the north and southerners are acting like he’s just booted their nan
>>538055955>(i'm a Bong)No, you're not.You're a muttified mongrel. Just like you're mixed breed kids. You belong nowhere.
>>538055955That's true, but our BAMEs are a lot whiter. Spics are whiter than poos. Our niggers are whiter than your niggers.
>less than 6 months until Christmas
>>538056161>That's true, but our BAMEs are a lot whiter. Spics are whiter than poos. Our niggers are whiter than your niggers.And our Abos are Whiter than the average White American.
NEETwave
>>538056231You won't make it. Climate-induced mental health and all
Wonder if they'll use fat albert's. >>538056231Jinxed it now mate.
>>538056062Any discussion on regional differences from the right inevitably ends up with Southerners insisting that everyone else in England should just abandon their homes and move to London/the Commuter Belt. That is the only answer they are willing to countenance, and any suggestion to the contrary is met with a mix of condescension and anger. Quite what all these people will do there, or where they'd get the money to make the move, or anything like that is just handwaved as making excuses.They also implicitly don't believe Northerners are real, but that's a slightly tangential point.
>>538056249That's the whitest coon I've ever seen. Mungo Man's descendant
>>538056268Too many NEETs making their rooms comfy, forcing all the uncomfy air out onto the streets
>>538051035>dindinsyou're a fucking child.
Rightoids constantly cry about Islamic criminals, but the fact is that the entire criminal justice system in NATO (especially the US, UK, and Canada) is a joke. Rapists get minor sentences, child abusers get a slap on the wrist. You're lucky if the person who killed your family member gets more than 20 years.This is all because liberal democracy is specifically designed to empower the worst in society and suppress good citizens.
>>538056494
What does the NRP think of Strasserism?
>>538056370>That's the whitest coon I've ever seen.Lots of really (((White))) ones around.
>>538053269yeah :(
>>538054904There was some sort of scandal in my home town when my dad was a kid where a worker at a butcher's was caught being a homoMy dad says the kids would go in and ask for a 'ham bugger'
>>538056534>Cohen-Hunter
>>538056511based NK
>>538056656>when my dad was a kid where a worker at a butcher's was caught being a homoProfessional mincer, aye?
>>538056681Not as on the nose as Rueben-Berg.
>>538056579Next month for me. I look forward to it.This one's optimistic :)
>>538056713Kek they probably said something like that too
>>538056783>noseberglooks like a jew ratTKD
>>538052734same
Members of the SS Grenadier Division "Sir Oswald Mosley" conduct an anti-Thatcherite patrol.
>>538052734Best time for dancing to Trance music.
>>538056783>First PeoplesHow do Abos even know they are the 'first peoples' to live in Australia?
>>538056850when did you start posting on 4chan? think it was 2013 for me
>>538057037I like that the modern weapons suggest this is part of their /fa/ LARP and
Fucking sick of these captchas already lads.
>>538057360I'm down to 2 captchas from 3.What do you reckon about that?I am not a robot.
Kek
>>538057459I'm down to 1
>>538056938jews were the only ones to practice slavery in Australia, they'd trade chinese opium for aboriginal women who'd they'd then pimp out and because no one would marry jews the jews often take abos as their wives. So there would be some mixed bloods ones, but others.........questionable at the best of times.>>538057129>How do Abos even know they are the 'first peoples' to live in Australia?They and we know or a fact that they weren't, we even had pygmy tribes and shit, but we're not allowed to talk about it anymore because it contradicts the whole "first nations" racket (((they've))) got going on which is pivotal to stealing land, setting themselves up as a parasite class and attacking Whites. It's unfortunate because it has hurt actual aboriginals more than anyone. On the upside it's made aboriginals anti-semitic as fuck.
>>538057170Must have been about 2016
>>538057129They are. Because they can look at their reflection and see it. Anybody anywhere that is not white is the first people of that place, and the darker they are, the firster they are. A paki in the outer hebrides is the first people, but a black nigger is firster, and a blue nigger is firstest
>>538057037yerbury, griffin, jahn, clews, collet who is the last oneI'd follow these guys into battle
>>538057617all people are first but some are more first than others
>>538055862why is scotland like thisscotland wants to use the stream of money they get to give free tuition and welfare shit and then import migrants but they still hurt the economy
Sperging has died down considerably.
>>538057701dunno lol, found it on twitter and was howling at it
>>538057885I can have a go if you like?
>>538057821Directionally correct. Not all people are first though. White people are second, everywhere.
>>538057963I'm enjoying the lack of sperging desu.
Germany losing at wogball rn
there are people on Twitter lurking herehttps://xcancel.com/Britgirlnuked/status/2071320834677878801#m
>>538058308The Yerb' in the Berb' is actually pretty kino, much better than the Halloween Hitler gear
>>538058308Swanky tbf
>>538058284they need more wogs on the squad
>>538058284their manager is such a chud
>>538058389>Chav YerburyIt has meme potential.
>reinstall arch>plasma now has a tablet interfaceWell that's a no from me.
>>538055862Do you think there will ever be a cull of the unproductive benniemongs? Or does the economic benefit of giving them money to spend on things outweigh the social drain?
>>538052196If the film is so racist, why are browns not bothered by being in it?
>>53805838>Burberry YerburyKEKEK
>Chase's father, John David Schwallier, told the New York Times at the time of her death that she had been homeless and living in Los Angeles with her boyfriend before her passing.
>>538058844You can actually get the benefits of both. Take bennies from benniemongs and give them to BAMEs. People with productive potential will live up to it, but you don't lose the GDP gains of bennie spending.
>>538059063>the boyfriend
just saying lads i asked a geezer on here to generate yerbs in burbs. it were me that. i’m famous
>>538053030>30 year old loser faggotquit bitching motherfucker fucking pedo
>>538053446full of dog piss, the bastards love to eat them so they're always pissing on areas where they grow if it was in my own garden or something aye I'd be having a munch
>>538059063I'll never understand how attractive women can be homeless. Even as a man I've had offers because I guess I have long hair and while I turned them down because it is inherently unsafe as a man I guess given homophobia, I'd be a nice little housewife if I was an attractive woman
>>538059518Why yall british niggas zesty like that? On foenem yall get blicked if you run that in the Chi
The 24/7 disruption campaign is a bit too obvious atm.
>>538051460Ethiopia actually sent your country foreign aid under Haile Selassie.
>>538059137I did the gen
>>538059600I'm just saying, life would be good as an attractive woman. I'll never understand how one can end up homeless
in bedwatching house of the dragonwilly outbosh
>>538059756Thank god that isn't real
https://nitter.net/PolitlcsUK
>>538059876I watched knight of the seven kingdoms. I liked that. Not watched house of the dragon. Can't be fucked desu.
>>538059948https://aether.bar/media/tmdb-tv-94997-house-of-the-dragon/449260/7196565
>>538059917This is real
>>538059938>20p a week from umbongo and muhammad who get their money from DWP anyway great idea
>>538051282yummy Ethiopian food, on an edible injera plate!
>>538059938>It is only fair that those who can afford itlollmfao
av been having a yawn off the last few days with one of the lads upstairs in here and idk if he's clocked on yetbut everytime he yawns I yawn louder like dick and dom when they play bogeys
>>538059756you have generated history. wigger starmer is already a distant memory
>>538059938if we can have a toll bridge between runcorn and widnes we can at least toll the fkn channel
>>538060136Sounds hilarious mate.
>>538059938>THOSE WHO CAN AFFORD IT"Almost a quarter (24%) of refugees aged 16 to 64 years who were granted refugee status between 2015 and 2023 found employment in the first year in which they arrived in the UK (0 years after arrival).The rate of employment reached around 45% after 2 years and then increased more slowly to 48% for those who had refugee status for 8 years.The wider UK employment rate for those aged 16 to 64 years given by the ONS Labour Market Statistics Time Series was between 73% and 74% over this period."They ain't fuckin' payin', luv.
>>538059876is it saucy and mucky like game of thrones? might get my willy out as well
>>538060218fuck off you wet wipe
>>538060274a bitnot seen any tits in this new season thoand there's a troon pirate captain and the twat with moon face snogs his mum>sailor troon
>>538053030Jfc, a 30 year old adult is doing the "born in le wrong generation" crap
>>538060333let me know if doctor who nobs any birds
>>538051460kek. The sheer scale of op pic rel is noteworthy...
>>538060384I'm a Sensitive Young Man
>>538060384He was born in the wrong generation to be fair.You'll never know the joys of playing 4 player Mario Kart on the N64 with your mates you little foetus.
>>538060440he's been plapping his niece for three seasons m8
Imagine you're a Muslim woman and you're smoking weed and having casual sex and your whole family just schemes to one day just cut your head off... Honour killings are crazy.
imagine a blowjob off an ood
>>538060274There is exactly one scene with nudity in the series so far, in the most recent episode. That nudity is a room full of willies
>>538053177Yeah but you could text your mates without looking at the phone because of physical keyboards. I miss that
>>538060514cor>>538060589phwoar
Only just heard of "today sponges" from Seinfeld. Wtf. Women are disgusting.
>>538060247they're all on the take, it's why birminghamistan went under
>>538060136>anon responds with 7.2>the crowd are going wild
>>538060594i’ve got my willy out anyway
why do third worlders always beg for handouts?
>>538052205Forens are like Schrodinger's cat, they're both English and Foren until you call them out. If you call them Foren, they will claim they were born here. If you claim you want England to be English, they'll claim they're Foren. In between calling them out though, they're both.
Just heard a mozzie....
>>538059938>foreigner announces new tax for foreigners, but not herself
>>538060577izaat is a gentleman's game
>>538060837inb4 some spicehead thinks its a ghost and starts stabbing the place up
Am the jungle VIP
we need a no 10 in Israel lads those Jews deserve some investment stop hoarding it in London
sick of it
Baking a new
>>538061447Already in the oven.
me and me mate josh doing bogeys from the cupboard
>>538061517
>>538060864>35 is expensiveLol who is this poor faggot?
>>538061597Someone that can't afford toothpaste.
>>538059756yerburbary
>>538061662Ew
is there a new thread due. i wish to share something funny but not when the thread is about to die
>>538061594Oh go on then. >>538061728He spams his stream on >>>/sp/ on Friday nights, begging for donations so one day he can afford actual food and not dog biscuits.
>>538059831last place I lived in london this nigger on the ground floor set up a table to dispense free legal sovereign citizen bullshit, he had this white gf, in her 40s, pretty attractive, she was the ex of one of the dragons from dragon's den, she was a psycho bitch, she started arguing with the nigger who was to be fair an ok groid, knock at my door one evening and there she was, wanted to come in, made tea, was sitting at my comp, she pulls the whole mrs robinson thing, long coat fuck all underneath, I knocked that ho back, this was her life, sexing up the next available male with the most resources, obviously in the twilight of her years her market value had dropped and here she was trawling the gutter, pretty sad life I reckon, not easy
>>538060730>SeinfeldI have never wanted to watch that.
>>538061949Jewish ain't it?
>>538061834Kek, it’s not an emergency
>>538061949Overrated slop.
>>538062147>Overrated slop.funky bass riff.mp3
In a crack beneath the dripping cock,Was a curious thing: Josh’s fleshy sock.Not wool nor cotton, but oddly alive,A squishy sleeve with a jelly-like drive.It pulsed a bit when the bellend hit,And made a sound when knob penetrated it.Josh washed it once, then gave it a rest—But Grandfather thought it was simply the best.“Back in my day,” he’d often say,“We made do with bark and bundles of hay.But this! Oh this! It’s soft as stew—A miracle find, this sock of goo!”He fucked it while reading, he fucked it to fish,He fucked it while pondering life’s greatest wish.He’d hum and he'd giggle, his knob quite content,With that sock on his cock, wherever josh bent.At dinner he’d fuck it for all to admire,“It molds to my penis! It’s never too dire!”Josh cringed a bit, but said not a word,As Grandfather’s joy was truly absurd.Years went by, and Granddad passed on,But the fleshy sock lingered and staggered on.It twitched in the crack, still holding the scent,Of cock cheese and cum, oddly content.So now Josh keeps it, for reasons unclear,And sometimes he swears it whispers near:"One more fuck, lad, just give it a try—This sock’s got magic you can’t let die."
>>538062093
>>538062288Filtered.
>>538052657What a gay and stupid post.
>>538062324av done you
>>538062381actually am here and thats wormbumhe's done you and so have I
new thread burning in the oven
He's moving back to blighty lads. It's over.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgYRvy4WBSg
>>538052734It was beautiful
>>538062484ID says jew btw
Have to get up at 6am so my neighbours don't steal my bin on collection day FFS Scum
>>538062463alri laglad to see ive still got fans kek
>>538062565me tek di bin my bin nowthe council say
>>538062612we don go wimbledon?
>>538062463Double donning.>>538062565Just spray paint your door number on em.
>>538062628*Padinton
>>538062568All>>538062568The>>538062568Essentials>>538062568
>>538062496why do you keep posting this faggot homo
josh is a big participant in PA (Pedophile's Anonymous)
he’s done you and he’s not even here
>>538062573alri lathought you were wobbledan wibbletits ngl
>>538062496Who is he , Where is he , Why is he leaving?
>>538053707Looks greatWhat’s beef “shin”?
>>538062565bin jacuzzi int' garden?
>anti restore spam/yerbury spam stops>sperging about "bogdan" begins
>>538058948That's antisemitic, stop asking questions
>>538054452> you just eat itThe flowers? Stalks? Roots? All of it, what?
>>538062684Genuinely great entertainment. Fits right in here.>>538062744Lad from Sheffield booked a one way ticket out of the UK to escape the jab/the invasion/lefties/NPCs/project 2030/chemtrails. Flew to Mexico and hated it, and has just been moving about ever since and moaning about everything and everyone. He's finally settled on this one town in Vietnam but keeps moving from flat to flat because of the noise and getting into arguments with "NPCs" for various reasons.
>>538055708>using light bulbs instead of candles makes you a pussy >driving a car instead of riding a horse makes you a pussy >having your entire home a comfy temperature of your choosing instead of sweltering in the heat makes you a pussy Interdasting
>>538056534You gotta wonder why abbos also get interest free bank loans?
funny how you think ethiopian food is some kind of special; i live in san francisco, we have the best food in the world; and i was eating that shit back in the 90s.now i cook, and can make anything i want. food is food.quit being niggers.i could eat that, and i could eat peas and mash; same diff.
he thinks am gobbo in the new
>>538063010Using candles instead of adapting to the dark makes you a pussy.Riding a horse instead of running with your own legs makes you a pussy.
>>538063893Wanking?
bogdan getting annihilated by big jdawg in the other thread, its brutal
>>538063721>i was eating shit back in the 90s.
>>538051035Is that a plate of foreskins on the left?
