https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/07/03/hot-rotisserie-chicken-soon-could-be-among-the-foods-eligible-under-federal-food-benefits
>>538313773Yes?It's actual real food at least
>>538313773sure, minus the labor costdo the same for KFC etc., don't cover the 20% or so that's labor or it just becomes a less efficient works program
>>538313773it's literally cheaper than a raw chicken. What's with the boomer pearl clutching about rotisserie chickens
>>538313773Wait, so they were allowed to buy cigarettes and lottery tickets but not chicken?I call jewish shenanigans.
>>538314057Even at 20% off KFC is too expensive
>>538313921it's prepared food, there's a difference. or there used to be before they start letting fast food accept EBT.interestingly, these are usually loss leaders for grocery stores. if demand went up without driving additional sales a lot of stores would probably discontinue them.
>>538313773>Buy loss leader product with gibs >Hot rotisserie chickens inexplicably go from $5-7 to $15-20 >Uh.... Like obviously it's Greed and stuff and junk, you ACKtually are blaming the hekkin pooririnos and politicians you can't buy a hot chicken like quantravious??????!? It's all so tiresome. The founders warned repeatedly about politicians bribing votecattle with public money and it destroying our institutions. Should have codified it as a treasonous offense but they'd never have expected the complete demolition of our political system to happen over a century ago in post civil war gilded age.
>>538313773yes thats fine
>>538313773Why wouldn't rotisserie chickens be allowed to be purchased with food stamps? They can buy fucking candy and all kinds garbage as it is now but not rotisserie chickens?
>>538313773Yes. But the fat and sodium content on a Walmart chicken is fucking insane. Still good unless they let it sit under the heat lamp too long. When they dry out they really fucking dry out.
>>538314148too expensive for what
NOOOOOOOO DONT GIVE THEM HOT CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!! STOP THE COUNT!!!!!!
>>538313773these things are great. grab one and strip the meat from it and set aside, then simmer the carcass on low-medium for like two hours and make a stock. skim out the bones and skin and crud and toss them away then add chopped carrots/potatoes/celery/onion/peas and the chicken meat from before. simmer it all together on low until the veggies are soft and you've got the heartiest homemade soup ever. bonus: add a package of clubhouse turkey gravy as you're simmering the soup
>>538313773God I hope it soon coulds in my mouth
>>538314233As of April at least in Texas anything with added sweeteners was removed from eligibility.
Yes
>>538313773I don't mind this at all. A lot of that chicken gets wasted and it's a helluva lot better for poor families than soda pop.That said, it's a little unnerving that our present Administration would feel like throwing a bone to the poor. Suggests they anticipate large manpower needs and are preemptively improving the quality of that manpower.
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>>538313773Yes. This is one of the better things that food stamps could get a person. When I'm broke and starving, those things are a goddamned life saver. You wanna ban soda and candy? I'm right there with you. Subs, sandwiches, dinners, etc? Absolutely. But these things? These things can feed you for 3-4 days if you do it carefully. And plenty of people on food stamps don't have access to an oven.
>>538313921Pretty much yeah. Of all the things to get mad about.
>>538314314Are they sweetening chickens now? Honestly I wouldn't even be surprised might as well soak them in Kool aid and jolly ranchers
>>538314472I mean sure some chicken recipes have sugar. But the point was that they don't allow things with added sugar here anymore. They're pissed and trying to fight it, of course. It actually might get reverted last I heard.
>>538314455I look like this.
>>538313773What's wrong with these chickens? They are infinitely better than the niggerslop junk "food" we've had eligible for many years.
>>538313773Yes, chicken is peasant food.
>>538314163You’re neglecting the fact that EBT pays retail price for the food.
>>538313773No, food stamps will just make them more expensive and I like them cheap
How about just give them money. The point of food stamps is so they can use food stamps on food so they can save the money they would have spent on food for other things.You can cut out the pointless middle man and just give them money.
>>538314836Yeah so they can buy fucking crack and malt liquor The fuck is wrong with you? First day on /pol/?
>>538314773>retail pricedeli counters and such are a value added servicethat's my entire pointhow did I ignore my entire point?
>>538314943They can just spend the money they saved with food stamps on crack and malt liquor
>>538314233They're already eligible, they just can't be hot. Same with fried chicken. It can't be purchased with SNAP until it is refrigerated.
>>538313773>Should folks be allowed to buy hot rotisserie chickens with their food stamps?Yes, but only White people should be allowed.
>>538315007>the money they savedlol
>>538314432Fuck off ai saten
>>538315031White men 50-65 were the primary group that lost SNAP benefits due to changes Trump made through the Big Beautiful Bill. He tried his first term too but was only able to fuck over white men 50-54 that time around. No idea why he's so angry at white men 50-65 but he has made multiple tries to deny them the benefits they paid for during their younger years when they were still allowed in the labor market.
>>538314836They actually do give them cash when they have enough kids. used to see it all the time when i was a grocery store clerk in highschool.
>>538313773Its good food so why not?
>>538313773There should be no food stamps so no
>>538315167You're thinking of TANF, which is different than SNAP/food stamps. People often confuse them because both are loaded on the EBT card. TANF can be used for almost anything, though some states (wisely) prohibit alcohol and gambling. SNAP of course can only be used for food.
>>538315153Miggers are so mindfucked and retarded they vote against their own interest because "Muh trannies" or whatever.If democrats just kicked the fags out of the party they would literally never lose another election.
>>538313773Say goodbye to cheap roasties. Once niggers have free roasties the supply demand will force prices up.
>>538315288you actually fell for that?just kidding I know what a discord tag team looks like, you'll never be a woman by the way
>>538315288>if democrats weren't democrats they would never loseHuh.
>>538313773I got cut off from snap and am now contacting the underworld fuck you glowies
>>538313773No. Food stamps shouldn't even exist. If anything, it should be what it used to be, a block of cheese, a loaf of bread and some powdered milk.
>>538314955No one cares migger. You faggots have proven time and again you know nothing about economics. Sit the fuck down and enjoy your jew dicks and let the real people talk.
>>538313773Yes. It's actually nutritious food. I never understood why "hot food" was banned, but candy and soda wasn't. My friends aunt has food stamps and that bitch buys cases upon cases of coke with it, I swear she doesn't even drink water anymore.
>>538315469you lost, tranny
>>538313773DAYUMN STRAIGHT NIGGA MM-MM!
>>538315469that's not very persuasive anon
>>538314955Up until they have thinly-sliced capicola, their service isn't worth SHIT.
>>538313773The chooks at woollies and coles here are fucking fire. Though I usually wait till later in the day where they reduce them by half to ensure they're sold. Usually round 6:00pm. As a roast, in a sanga, with rice or pasta.... Soo many uses. For 6 bucks (reduced price), you can't go wrong and get 3-4 tasty meals out of it.
>>538313773At the cost of prohibiting chips and sodas yes. It should all be fresh food and hygiene products. That would make our lower class reach for again
'No hot foods' is an incentive for these people go earn a wage
>>538313773People on food stamps should only be allowed to buy mres, canned goods and water. The more overweight they are the less food they receive.
>>538313773>folksEat shit grandpa, I take what I want from cunts like you
>>538313773It's cheap (Costco FTW), actually nutritious, and supports farmers. Win-win
>>538313773Rather than soda and candy? Absolutely. At least its nourishing and healthy.
>>538314455>My baby bees hongree.
>>538313773It used to be 4.99 now it's 8.99. It used to be a good value.
>>538314613You should do something drastic, my friend. That's a death sentence.
>>538314721You can't buy prepared food. Even though you can buy frozen dinners, you can't buy them heated up. I think the intent in this case is good and proper -- they should not be allowed for restaurants of any kind. But a rotisserie chicken is clearly a horse of a different color. It's a good policy.
>>538314836That would function as a crack subsidy.
>>538315153Of course he hates white men. He's a gay jew. Those are his communities.
>>538313773Yes. It's cheap, versatile and you can make many meals out of it.
>>538313773At the grocery store these already disappear before 11:30, it will basically be impossible to get one now.
>>538314955Hot rotisserie chickens are cheaper in the US because american economics are weird, it may be hot food but it costs less than the unprepared chicken. You're literally wasting taxpayer money by restricting it.
>>538313773>SUPPLEMENTAL Nutrion Assistance Program>Give the whole fucking meal
>>538317084They're cheaper because they're a loss leader, you go for the cheap chicken and buy other stuff while you're in the store. The article mentions a state where the average recipient gets $6 a day. In that case, they don't spend enough to offset the loss and eventually the store raises the price of the chicken
Walmart has special coolers they use to rapidly cook their rotisserie chickens down. You can buy the cold ones with food stamps no? They heat up fast as fuck in the microwave due to the fat/water content.
>>538314148KFC isnt worth a fucking thing, buy it if you want to be massively disappointed and perhaps food poisoning
>>538313773Kinda confused why not? Probably not Coke,Pepsi, and chips.
>>538317301you put a whole rotissierie chicken in the microwave? fucking madman
>>538313921I heard zoomers love to eat these lol
>>538313773honestly just let them have dey chicken. its like a main nutrient for niggers. atleast it actualy feeds them. if they can't get chikken they will just buy some retarded goy slop and get obese(er). if anything EBT should be restricted to only buy chicken and watermelon.
>>538317374Nah. I break it down. I'll put on some disposable gloves and just rip it to pieces. I pull the legs, wings l, and breasts off. For the rest I carefully dig out all the bones and eat it like it's scraps. But I'm sure you could easily microwave a whole one. All the fat/juice settles in the bottom of the bag and will steam it fast. Sure it's in. Plastic bag, micro plastics, etc. But it has been sitting in that bag under a heater for like 6 hours before they take it off the shelf.
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
>>538313773>Should folks be allowed to buy hot rotisserie chickens with their food stamps?No, it will drive up the price for the rest of us. The EBT program is a huge scam. It gives out way more food money than people need so they buy things in a way that's super wasteful compared to the normal consumer. This drives up food prices because its effectively a corporate subsidy from the government. Take a look at Lays potato chips, their prices had been going up and up and up for years because of EBT purchases; but RFK Jr. announced that EBT wouldn't cover junk food any more and within a week Lays announces they're going to lower their prices. They claimed it was to help food affordability; but the reality is that no one would be buying their products at the prices they were asking unless they were wasting tax payer money through EBT.
>>538313773ha, I make tostadas with those. beef is much more annoying and less tasty.a can of beans, Queso fresco, homemade salsa, garnish with some lettuce, sour cream, and the chicken breast.its around $5 a chicken in sams club, feels good not being EBT trash.you really have to fuck up to be in the USA for generations from the beginning and be on the poverty line, without any generational wealth. Fuck niggers.
>>538314268see >>538314235sounds nasty and McDonald's Canadian tastebuds palate pilled. all that shit to make a fucking unhealthy soup, kill yourself.
>>538314454They have nothing better to do with all their money, you be a faggot along with them.thanks for letting me know.
>>538313773Why should it be okay to buy the chicken cold, but not when its hot?
>>538313773Rotisserie chicken is healthy and it's usually a loss leader. It's like raw chicken but cooked for free and usually cheaper. Of course. Just make it so they can only buy meat, dairy and produce exclusively and maintain the program that gives them extra credits if they buy from local farms.
>>538317862>No, it will drive up the price for the rest of us. The EBT program is a huge scam. It gives out way more food money than people need so they buy things in a way that's super wasteful compared to the normal consumer. This drives up food prices because its effectively a corporate subsidy from the government. Take a look at Lays potato chips, their prices had been going up and up and up for years because of EBT purchases; but RFK Jr. announced that EBT wouldn't cover junk food any more and within a week Lays announces they're going to lower their prices. They claimed it was to help food affordability; but the reality is that no one would be buying their products at the prices they were asking unless they were wasting tax payer money through EBT.As a NEETmaxxer who uses EBT, this is true. EBT needs to be abolished, if there is to be food handouts, the state should be handing out the food directly.
you guys know all the spic restaurants and shit all over every state? they buy all their restaurants ingredients with food stamps
>>538313773No.Poor white men should NEVER be allowed to have a fresh, hot $5 chicken.That's a waste of tax dollars.They need to work harder.Also we need to send another $32 billion to Israel.
>>538314079They're all crazy with microplastics and jacked up hormones, it's lovely but it's goyslop. Haven't had one in years, used to eat many
>>538313773If you're smart, it can be two meals.1. Eat the chicken2. Throw the leftovers and carcass into a crock pot and make chicken soup
>>538318664I get three meals from it. First day I'll eat the legs, wings, and thighs. Second day I will eat the breasts. Third day I will eat the scraps from around the ribs and thighs that didn't come off when I broke down the chicken. Sides are optional because I am an alcoholic and don't eat much.
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