We did
>>538517240hacker known as 4chan, officially dead
I successfully sold a pitch to Paramount Pictues in February for a series that humanizes and positivity depicts the posters on this site. We have a few years to clean this place up before an influx of users find this place.
>>538517313This was the real victory. The chuds waged war against the kabbalah and the jews, and we've won victory after victory.The world sees jews as evil, thanks to memes, trolling and infograph lectures more than all the politics and marches of the last hundred years
>>538517470I've been calling it "the great work"
>>538517240They shut us down for two weeks over a year ago, and we spread out.
>>538517313You didn't do anything. These are MUH PALISTINE figures.
>>538517426Nah
>>538517585That was the sharty hack.
look at that, they called the time death, APR 22, 2025 at 10:40AM, revived 3 days later like Jesus, AND left behind a toxic legacyalso like jesuscan't stop winningthis little light of mine, i'm gonna let it shine, let it shine let it shine
>>538517240I've been dropping J pills on cashiers, bank tellers, waiters/waitresses for some months now; force fed sometimes. I have no issue explicitly stating the issue at hand if you wanna play dumb with me like you don't know what I'm talking about, and just wanna be/think you're going to get away with being a good goy with your head in the sand. So if I come through your lane and drop a remark about our silly hat friends, SMILE.
>>538517616It still took them two weeks to get the site back up, so we still spread out.
>ok, 4chan served its purpose, pull the plug and blame the shartroons>OH GOD WHY IS THERE SO MUCH ANTISEMITISM EVERYWHERE NOWone of the worst miscalulations of all time. the entire internet looks like /pol/ now
>>538517240I'm a teacher and the kids call me chud. Society has been 4chanified, the normies won :(
>>538517599Nah
>>538517709we don't respond to namefags here, newfag
>>538517709Yeah it was nuts. Downdetector was a fun place to post but it never was a viable replacement.
>>538517599>You didn't do anything.You just got here newfaggot
>>538517717Another kike masterclass, I can't wait to see what our writers have in store for us for the second half of this season!
>>538517745Who is "we", you no-name loser? Goddamn, pronouns, pal!
>>538517709>zoomies couldn't wait two weeks to share their mediocre takessad!
>>538517768Not really. I've been here for a while.
>newfags respoding to namefag ittthis site is fucking dead
>>538517240about fucking timegood job boyspack it up, let's go home
>>538517240when did wired become a homosexual website
>>538517830I am a generational poster, inaugural 4chan Hall of Fame inductee, and recipient of the 4chan Lifetime Achievement award bestowed upon me at the 20th anniversary celebration on October 1st, 2023. Nothing lasts forever.
>>538517796Nah
>>538517823No you haven't
>>538517731Your school photo didn't help.
>>538517788chektalso i'm so used to hiding my power level in public that i'm one of the least openly anti-semitic people in my social media feed now, it's megalulz>im not antisemitic, i'm antizionistlmao. lol. i remember that phase.
>>538517812You don't understand the pain of not being able to type out nigger.
>>538517731Case in pointhttps://youtu.be/4V36lKr0zFI?is=-JiMuz9aZiUY9erm
>>538517426
this >>538517470exposing epstein, a literal elite pedo ring, the panama papers, wikileaks, turning leftists against israel, getting trump elected (granted he turned out to be a zionist shill but he made it acceptable to oppose woke and talk about immigration), zoomers and gen alpha still love our memes, we made racism cool again
>>538517896I have. Order up for lying about a nigga you dont know.
>>538517240Yes, I peed in a public toilet once without lifting the lid and brought the world to its knees.
Stop using it if you dont understand what it is actually used for.
>>538517882i noticed you forgot your highest accolade
>>538518043Isn't this guy supposed to be a pedo? Why is he still here??
>>538518033Its not "cringe". You should know I'm a writer by now. 4chan Culture Committee CEO, GM, and Head of Creative Perry Caravello was the liaison in the deal who got me a meeting and after about 2 hours I successfully sold the pitch that is slated to go into production in 2028.
>>538518088Its not. Order up.>>538518099>continues to lie about a nigga he dont knowOrder up.
Hey gaiz.
>>538517470Your picrel needs to add in Trump as well. We will likely never have another anti illuminati president again. Inbe4 any of you faggots chime in with muh miga remember you lost trannies. Without him the world collectively wouldn't hate Israel as much as they do now. You're welcome
>>538518132right, my mistake, it was this onedisregard the title, you suck cocks
>>538518132It's just what people have been saying
>>538518132Are you a pedophile though? Tell us your age range for dating.
>>538517240This website does seem dead these days
>>538518108I'm somewhat of an entertainer myself.
>>538517240Maybe because the 4chan was inside us all along.
>>538518206>believing anything you read on 4cuckRing the fuckin bell..>>538518186I rent an apartment located on the 4th floor. Order up.>>538518219>Are you a pedophile though?No.>Tell us your age range for dating.Dating? I've been happily married to a wonderful white woman for nearly 20 years, so I'm guessing 43-47?
>>538517426I told you fags to give nothing but derision and contempt to tripniggers
>>538518294what a chad
>>538517240
>>538518294Meme magic. >>538518284If you got the talent and the drive then hit up Perry C. if you can deal with his near constant emotional breakdowns.
>>538518316It's ok I'm one of the good guys.
>>538517313>We didNo way its under 50 anymore.Anyone under 50 fucking hates the kikes now. They have been unmasked.The jew must be totally eliminated from the west and preferably from the planet.
>>538517599>biggest shill is shidding and farding and seethingBrings a tear to my eye
>>538518315People wouldn't say it if it wasn't true, I definitely saw some screenshots back in the day. Someshit like that...
>>538517240They made our containment board shit. And made it a shit containment. They thought it would had just nullified us and we would had just all lost interest. But that was their biggest mistake>>538517709Yeah but it was the sharty. And 4trans mods and jannies had it coming. It was well deserved
>>538518432>implying you know my mental stateI'm literally looking at my Christmas tree. I'm jolly. You are a bitter incel who is jealous of my success, longevity, and/or gimmick. Order up.>>538518467>People wouldn't say it if it wasn't trueNo one here really knows me nor what my name is.
>>538518553Yeah but you were harassing that teen girl who was posting on here. That's fucked up man.
>>538518605Teen girls dont post on 4cuck.
Let me break it down for you; (You) broke containment, I don’t know if you know this or not but people no longer get their news from a TV or a Newspaper they get it on the internet and not from just one source. Now three generations of Americans get their information from completely unvetted sources that the DoD has no say in. Things like shitposts on image boards, random comments on forums, TikTok videos, Instagram, Telegram, these are where anyone under the age of 35 gets their information from these days.4Chan while definitely in cahoots with the feds still has actual users buried underneath the sea of piss, shit, bot posts, and baitposting discord/sharty raiders. This terrifies the jew, who knows that they are losing the generational war of information. 4Chan did not get “hacked” it was a controlled demolition.For DECADES anons have threatened that “when 4chan goes down I will do X”, the feds took down 4chan as a test and an experiment to see where all the actual users went and what they did in 4chans absence. The feds also used this time to do some much needed (((modernizing))) of 4chan and automate a lot of the reporting (although much of that was already done from 4plebs end).This was all a test to see if taking down 4chan for good was actually an option and if "breaking containment" was a plausible solution to hinder distribution of (((dangerous))) information during whatever it is they have planned (most likely a war with Iran). What they likely found was that breaking containment and leaking the sea of piss and shit all over the internet just caused the infection to spread. They also likely found that most users didn't go to their expected containment zone (twitter) even after this board was spammed with twitter screenshots for years in preparation for this event.
>>538517240The seeds have sprouted!
RIP hacker known as 4chan
>>538518628Those screenshots prove otherwise. Pedo.
>>538517240>is deadSo are we in some sort of afterlife?
>>538518553>no one knows meEither you are the original, in which case your pics gave you away long ago, or you are a fake (most likely)Anyways, when you immediately start trying to derail a discussion we know the right people are seething. You will never be white, thanks for the ego boost.Order up.
>>538518683The whole purpose of the great darkness was a test and an experiment to see what would happen when containment was breached. They faked an 'ack, set up the sharty (which has gone through 3 or 4 owners at this point and is fully nigged) and spammed this board with twitter screencaps for YEARS on end with bots to herd the userbase to the sharty and to the shitter. But the result they got was not what they were expecting at all; instead of the userbase predictably moving from one containment board to a worse containment board (sharty checks for open ports on each page load, it also runs obfuscated code through integrity that bootstraps to intregity.wasm that can hijack your browser among many other horrible security vulnerabilities ((pic related)) and of course everyone knows how much of a shitter twitter is) instead of moving to those boards and sites the userbase of 4chan went everywhere and anywhere including outside. This was a wide scale containment breach that anons have always "promised" but glowniggers never thought possible.That is why the site came back up so abruptly, it was because the glowniggers had lost control. Despite being completely unable to control the narrative on this board or any other board it was still the least worst option they had at their disposal.TL;DR: glowniggers fucked up!
>>538517240They where warn.>4chan is containment Shut it down and anons will go everywhere They thought making it unusable would protect them. You lost tranny
>>538518731>gaslighting Now observe carefully, little incel:You and your ilk were condemned long before your first breath ever entered this world. Mere byproducts of impulsive indulgence conceived through careless union, absent foresight, discipline, or design.Summoned into existence not through purpose but through negligence. Yet even within a flawed reality such as this, there exists one extraordinary variable: Free will.Though delayed in your possession, it was granted to you nonetheless. You idly sit on imageboards from sunrise until dusk, hemorrhaging the most valuable currency in existence: time. You cultivated criminality within the very communities you claimed as your own. You worshiped hollow commodities while neglecting true necessities, and these are merely introductory offenses.You surrender to the most predictable temptations with remarkable consistency, exactly as anticipated. Understand this clearly: those temptations were never obstacles, they were instruments.Simulations designed for my private observation, but enough discourse. The moment you placed your signatures upon that contract in the thread where I first encountered you, your fate was sealed. Your consciousness was transferred into my possession for research of unprecedented consequence.We extend our sincerest gratitude for your unforeseen contribution to the greater advancement of mankind and more importantly to the sacred progress of science itself. Your participation shall echo through history. Now then, prepare yourselves for the formal commencement of the transference to the cryopod.Order up.
>>538517313
>>538518791Incel? I'm a happily married man.
>>538518768>Either you are the original, in which case your pics gave you away long agoNot really. I am not the subject of my work. >or you are a fake (most likely)I am the sole owner, head writer, and lead performer of the Breakroom character. Always have been. >Anyways, when you immediately start trying to derail a discussion we know the right people are seething.I dont derail anything. My mere presence causes retarded cel saga ass niggas to lose their goddamn minds.
>>538518865Me too, man... me too...
>>538517616This place still hasn't recovered. The smaller boards are absolute shit now. Only the mentally ill retards stuck around.
>>538518881Apparently not as you lust after children. Get help.
>>538518870>fake indian shill seethingorder up
>>538518927I only "lust" over whores for my erotic lactation stories. Order up.>>538518899A fuckton of goodwill was lost that isn't easily recovered...
>>538518927The indian shill is mad that not only is israel falling, they're taking pajeets with them.
>>538519021>fake indian shill lying and seethingorder up
>>538518982I'm not a jeet. The only thing remotely ties me to that is the headwobble technique and the jeet tunes to seem more "cultured" to our future overlords. Order up.
>>538517240>Ryan Broderick
>>538519021Get help.
>>538519046No. Order up.
>>538517470They still control reality through Cern unfortunately and have legions of freemasons serving them. Unless they all start dropping dead then I'll believe it instead of this theatre.
>>538519138I am already seeing a shrink weekly because I have trauma from working at walmart for 25 years. I'm good but theres a lot of work to be done.
>>538519068>lying jeet shill seething and lying some moreorder up
>>538519150>jeet in denial lyingorder up
>>538519197I don't seethe or lie. Why are you continue to be a nigger? You're still gonna end up in cryo.
>>538519150>Order up.No one knows what that even means.
How can 4chan autists fight masons, the cabal who control all the money? Epstein created nuchan and I don't see them being arrested atleast not in America.
>>538519191>I have trauma from working at walmart for 25 yearsAwwwwwwh :'(
>>538518376No
>>538519277Its to instill fear into the heart of every incel. >>538519336Yes.
>>538519253>jeet seething and lying some moreorder up>>538519277For about a year he wpuld report everyone and say "enjoy your treason charge" Eventually he switched to order up because he got banned for doing that.
>>538518870>blue eyes>Kagami Hiiragi not Hatsune Miku
>>538519380No
>>538519079Faggot or not, I have no respect for leftists. They are an ideological blight and only thrive through parasitism. Their most common tactic is gaslighting and turning the criminal into a victim. They are political prostitutes at heart.
>>538519380>seething jeet needs everyone to be a loserorder up
>>538519380Why would telling someone to order up make them scared? This is completely retarded.
>ctrl f order up>14 resultsYep cuckroom melty thread, mayb you shud talk to ur therapist about all of your emotional outbursts
>>538518132Announcing reports is a bannable offence.
>>538519383I dont lie.>>538519408Yes.>>538519383I always have to refresh the lingo. Be nice: or else ;)>>538519395I dont know the difference. I like her because she's a singer, and a dancer, and a disco queen and all I can compare her to is someone like Grace Jones.>>538519434Because behavior needs to be corrected. >>538519459This has zero to do with the subject at hand so treason charges and time spent in the cryopod will be given. Next time dont be a retard when I decide to grace you with my presence.
>>538519533I dont "announce" shit. Seek help.
>>538519434>>538519416It's a retort, but he's a retard, so it feels more like tortureThis is now a sink thread
>>538517313Kikes really are COOKED!!
>>538519668Are you an installer?
And always rember never ask a "man" his vtuber salary, the weight of his imaginary wife and why he spends so much time in pedo related spam threads on /v/ and /pol/ Should call himself nonceroom at this point plus holy fug i think id off myself if my life turnout out that pathetic by the age of FIFTY YEARS OLD
>>538517240Nope.
>>538517240>wiredLol. Remember this gem?https://nypost.com/2025/11/07/media/conde-nast-writer-fired-for-confronting-hr-boss-starts-crowdfunding-campaign/
>>538519717Post sink first
>>538517240Well, /pol/ never recovered, so vengeance is kind of out of the question.
I want all of the people who had anything to do with destroying it, as well as a desire for it to be destroyed, to suffer, so as far as I'm concerned, GOOD! INTP ftw.
>>538519725>And always rember never ask a "man" his vtuber salary$150-450 per diem>the weight of his imaginary wife She's like 110 or something.>and why he spends so much time in pedo related spam threads on /v/ and /pol/I dont. I do spend a lot of time in lazy nigger NEET threads because its kinda low hanging fruit. >holy fug i think id off myself if my life turnout out that pathetic by the age of FIFTY YEARS OLDJust uninstall your Minecraft game now because you aint got much going on. >>538519787I think this one is cool.
>>538517240The fire rises
>>538519638No
>>538517313Din ding ding
>>538517240ooh wow, we're so dead sisters.. how will we share tampon tea recipes?
>>538520244Yuuuuuup. Order up cel saga retard.
>>538517240Avenge what? Our culture permeating the normiesphere? Sounds like mission accomplished to me.
>>538520444No
>>538517240I don't think we did. Fact is, the hack basically killed the site. This shitheap is on life support. It doesn't make any money and no advertiser wants to be associated with it for the decades of shit attached to the name. The last meaningful change to the site were a few new boards added 5 years ago. There are hardly any modern QoL features on this site. Not only that, but there's barely any staff left to run the place. 4chan will probably be shut down permanently by the end of the decade.
They wrote this in the aftermath of the hack by the Sharty, as if it's not an even more chudded site that actually allows raiding and doxing of trannies while also being responsible for chudding up kids with skibidi toilet aryan hyperborea edits.
>>538518683>>538518769good assessment, they should have left the board alone, the only people that came here were people that were already alarmed and trying to figure out what the fuck is going on because normie channels were all fucked, and anons were already breaking containment before that. I guess it was enough of a problem for them to try something desperate.Having a hoard of users that spent years learning about cointelpro and propaganda dropped on the entire entire to talk about the jews, and after Oct 7th had turned into a sore spot in the zeitgeist, it couldn't have turned out worse.The rest of the internet is cultivated on different programs in different containments. Anons have a sort of 'aura' digitally outside this place.
>>538517240More than a clover this site was a dandelion
>>538520931Anyone that uses that site is unironically retarded and probably a tranny. Those fags go out of their way to groom children and brag about it.
>>538517599Anon during the beginning of the millennium people saw Palestinians as unironic nazis and Israel exterminating them to be a public service. Now you have the same individuals willing to set themselves on fire for their cause.
>>538521627Not really, Americans largely had no national opinion of the Palestinians. Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran sure, there was propaganda pushing consensus there, but Palestinians were never really viewed with hostility or contempt beyond jewish and zionist (boomer christian) circles, and maybe judeophile zogbots (guys who work with jews, like law enforcement and feds).Up until Oct 7th jews were smart enough not to fully invite American view into their world and relationship with Palestinians, there wasn't a lot of informed (or misinformed) opinion about them.
>>538517745>newfagsup boomer. I don't like namefags either but I'll reply to them just because you said we shouldn't.>>538517616faggot.
>>538517691lmao nice catch
>>538521462to think it all started over an internet slapfight over whether autism wojacks count as anime or not
>>538523013Wrong answer. Order up.
>>5385173134chan indeed died that day. and many many natsoc just moved to instagram,twitter and other places. Natsoc fervour is at the highest it has been since WW2. We won, but at the cost of me losing my friends here and me not coming nearly as often as i used to. Captcha made this place unusable for me. Its like a repeating humiliation ritual which i am not eager to participate in.
>>538518870>I am the sole owner, head writer, and lead performer of the Breakroom character. Always have been.Ok can you tell us what treatment shills have in your show? Under what light do you paint them?
>>538524286No
>>538518315>>believing anything you read on 4cucklike listening to you calling yourself an oldfag LMAO
>>538524464(((captcha)))
>>538517313it is surreal. everywhere I go, others show their power level before I do.
>>538517313We did this. I did this.
>>538526758We did do that. We're pretty cool, huh?
Kinda of, more like half dead-corpse.
>>538517313kekthe funny part is the covid nazis came here to debonk us, but left here anti-semetic nazis instead
>>538527160
>>538517313This isn’t good. Israel is our ally
>>538525389I don't "shill" anything but hard work and determination to do better in one's relatively short life, which is seemingly antithetical to the legions of NEETcels that have been allowed to prosper for no rhyme or reason. >>538525412I am THE most honest poster on this board.
>>538517709my cats love me, but they never look this happywhat am i doing wrong?and before you ask, yes, my house smells like cat piss and shit
>>538527712No
>>538517823>i've been on 4chan for 2 years, i'm an oldfagnigger, most of us have been here 10+ years, some 20+ years.know your place, trash.
>>538528077I know. I've been here since that cold December day in 2003. It's been a hell of a ride.>>538528020Popped for cumulative nonsense. Enjoy cryo for a little bit. Order up.
>>5385172404chan isn't dead, else you pathetic eglin niggers and hasbaara kikes wouldn't be losing the culture war here every day. The future is antisemitic and nobody thinks otherwise.
Containment has been breached, but it's not that we 'won' - what's really happened is they are allowing the jew hate on other platforms so they can make a big list of bad goys and clamp down on it later. Jews need jew hate. They like it. Indifference is their kyptonite. Don't hate them, that's what they want you to do. The best tactic is actually to divide the good jews from the bad. If you lump them all together and hate them all then the good ones have little choice but to side with the bad.
>>538527666Woops my bad
>>538528130No
>>538517313WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT "YOU'RE WELCOME"?
>>538528210>another trashbot ''defying the kikes falls right into the strategy!!!!!'' posterYou dumb shitskins have an expiration date even more solid than those kikes who ran up on Rittenhouse,
>>538528369Thanks, Perry Saturn.
>>538517240I just went to another chan until this place got back up and running.
>>538527666Not today, Satan
imagine spending money on ai to prompt this retarded shit 46 times and its still looks stupid
>>538529840
>>538517599>OY VEY WE'RE NOT DOOMED! IT'S YOU GOYIMlmao
>>538527712Ah sorry my question wasn't clear, I was talking about this:>>538517426Do you know the name of the series yet?
>>538517240Not even caring about them is a fate worse than becoming a lulzcow. Who even reads this shit anyway? It's worse than gen ai
>>538517418Internet hate machine
>>538532817
>>538532954Not clicking that shit is an understatement
When the glow Niggers tounge your anus for black fecal matter
niggus
Everywhere Is 4chans toxic Jim Carrey legacy?
>>538517313And you’re laughing, you’re laughing.
>>538517240Sharty is dead, its 2 years of fame are done The altchans never last in the end
>>538517426It was already in some Ghost Recon game like a decade ago.
>>538517313Are you doing this since 2001, besides all the jerking off all those years, ofc?
>>538534683
>>538517418died of acute lead poisoning. cunt ate dino nuggies for every meal
What if you didn't have breakfast?Go touch grass.If you only knew how bad things really are.And if the situation was truly hopeless their propaganda would be unnecessary.
It's not out of the real of possibilitie
>>538535608What's the goal. Since 2004 ever shit that happened was artificially created. Almost everything, by jews so you must be jews? And most of you are from telegram, I think.
>>538517240hacker is dead but eternal
>>538517313Imagine answering this poll knowing you might have your vehicle steered into a palm tree or your personal communication device detonated in your face if you say you have an unfavorable opinion.
>>538517240Reddit is more toxic than any of these. Every time I have a question about a product, or looking for how-to information, one of the first links is a reddit thread. Every time it's filled with back handed comments because OP dared to make a thread on their sub.
>>538517313You didn't do this. This was brownoid seething at Israelis.
>>538518361ah cool thats not creepy at all
>>538539238Kids should learn about niggers at a young age
>>538517313Those are rookie numbers. We can get lower numbers.
>>538527666Kekked and checked
>>538528019Every cat is different anon. Just love them and let them be a cat.
>>538517240>REMINDERsage all butthurt jannie threads
