Will bison ever stop massacring our boomers?
>>538785328OH N-
Video isn't playing but TBD
>>538785342they tried stealing his soul with their cameras, thatll teach them
Play it at 2x with Benny hill in your head
>>538785342>boomer didn't fly so good
>>538785342relaxed
>>538785342holy shit is he fucking him in the ass at the end or eating him or goring him. i was ready to blame the old guy right away but he was pretty far and no flash. still i guess too much proximity. i used to drive by them in national parks but never got out of the car. not sure if he asked for it or not
>>538785342What an absolute beast
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>>538785451boomers grew up in a world of ultimate comfort and safety. they literally don't understand the concept of danger. boomers have always been retards.
>>538785460TBD
>>538785449Bump. I want to know too. Still an idiot for not running the fuck away at first sight. You wouldn’t stay that close to a bear so why a bigger creature?
>>538785328Based! We need a ‘thank a bison day’ for clearing out the boomers
>>538785449>is he fucking him in the assYes that's exactly what's happening, he pulled his pants down and went straight in dry and at pace
>>538785488he was trying to move along. The women kept shooting. If she didn't linger that rutting bison may not have chased.But yes, it seems extremely dumb to be around such an animal, especially if it was rutting season. I assume it was.
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>>538785342Did he died?
>Imagine entering mother nature's domain without a gunThere are creatures half our size with bone density nearly twice as ours
>>538785596No, probably broke some bones though. https://cowboystatedaily.com/2026/07/11/tourist-seriously-injured-after-yellowstone-bison-launches-man-8-feet-in-the-air/
>>538785342Shoulda respec'd into greatshield and spear with sekiro tear. Turns this fight into child's play.
>>538785328Now you know why your ancestors hunted them to near extinction. Try to imagine sharing a country with millions of these murder machines running wild.
>>538785342The settlers didn't shoot these things for no reason.
>>538785451Yeah and the bison is impressive too!
>>538785488I love how boomers have universal behavior throughout every country and culture
>>538785555Quads don't lie
>>538785688Witnessed and fucking kek
Are those large deer aggressive? Since such massive deer do not inhabit my country, I have absolutely no information about them.However, they are likely more docile than Siberian tigers.Since ancient times, Korea was so teeming with tigers across the entire country that neighboring nations even referred to it by the nickname "Tiger Nation."Until the early 20th century—when hunting caused their numbers to plummet—our hills and mountains were filled with massive Siberian tigers.While the tigers are now extinct in South Korea, Siberian tigers still inhabit North Korea.
>>538785659>rutting season is from June to September.What a bunch of loons. I stay out of moose territory during the rut. A hike deep in the wood or a night camping isn't worth a .1% chance of meeting a rutting juggernaut.
>>538785659>tourist-seriously-injured-after-yellowstone-bison-launches-man-8-feet-in-the-airdid the tourist get hit by the man?
>>538785845It's a general rule that only retards get bucked in the air like this. They were too close and in rutting season the risks are elevated to even be in a male bison's presence.
>>538785342you see this monstrosity that weighs 1 ton chimping out on its surroundings & you don't start legging it yesterday??! deserved.
>>538785845That "deer" is in it's mating frenzy. Look how after it tossed the old idiot how it squared up away from him and was shaking it's head. That's what male bison do before they battle another male for dominance during the rut.Another dead giveaway is the frenetic rolling in the dust and the erect tail, all aggressive behavior
>>538785342gotta be quicker than that gramps
>>538785688one bisoncaust wasn't enough(seriously though he probably deserved it, i've been closer to them and never got attacked)
What's more dangerous/deadly, the Amercian bison or the African cape buffalo?
>>538785328snap into a slim jim, motherfucker
>>538786184Nosferatu Zodd the immortal
>>538785342BUFFFAAALLOOOO
>>538785555>>538785777holy trip reinforced quadsRIP that dudes ass
>>538785555>>538785777and a 5get followed by lucky 7's. wow
>>538785555Checked and wrecked
>>538785852Moose?
>>538785777>>538785555Did his ass die?
>>538785845This must be an Israeli Larper
>>538786379Yes, as a Canadian I need to avoid rutting bison in Yellowstone so I avoid bison during the moose rutting season...
If it ain't small enough to fear you, take a goddamn hint.
Bison are really fucking dangerous. The people who breed them get killed regularly. A bison can jump a 7ft fence with no running start. They're romanticized because boomers are retarded and like westerns but they are huge super powerful animals. Bulls are sketchy and are nothing compared to a bison
>>538785659Somehow boomers never die even when they should
>>538786486this guy knows. it's like people who wanna go pet a moose. moose will fuck your entire world up. they can run full sprint in 7 feet of heavy snow. i've seen it with my own eyes.
>>538785777>>538785555Wow. Nature is scary bros, i like walking in woods but i dont want a bison cock in my tight hole :(
It's AI you absolute Lambright brained retards..
>>538786516He has to live another 20 years to soak up his family's remaining savings so he can peacefully watch Three's Company and MASH just a little longer
Hip-Smashed-In Boomer Jump
>>538786516Sadly there was another boomer there to prevent boomer #1 from being gored while incapacitated on the ground. Apparently they made loud boomer noises to distract the animal. He yelled something about 19% mortgages and 2 job interviews.
>>538786583i've been to head smashed in buffalo jump. shit was crazy. prarieniggers would just chase the buffalo off the clip and there'd be some motherfuckers down at the base of the cliff making it into jerky or some shit
>>538785434He's a big guy.
>>538785342>OV VE-
>>538786589>I'M REVERSE-MORGATGING MY HOUUUUSEEEE>MAGNUM P.I. TOLD ME IT WASN'T A SCA-ACK
>>538786589>not yelling about elbow grease and boot strapsno wonder why he didnt make it
>>538786559This. It's gotten really good but there are obvious tells still.
>>538785342dayum. rekt
>>538786486wild animals in general should be respected (aka feared)even small animals can carry disease, parasites- their bacteria filled mouths can give you nasty infections. vulnerable parts of our bodies like our eyes can be scratched or pecked. you can be left with nasty scars. certain animals will fling their shit on you if they feel threatened (snakes), which can have parasites in their fecal matternormies romanticize wild animals far too much. although in this case the bison made its way to a a camp ground, so i'm not sure the people walking by can really be considered at fault
>>538785555Big Bison Cock
>Rutting season>Pissed off for “no apparent reasonObviously an incel bison.
>>538786559Nope. There’s a news article about it and the name of the victim. Also, that long-haired person was not a skinny wife, but his grandson.
>>538786688>Heard there was good pussy at the campground and got to maul a boomer lol
>>538786604The crazy thing is it's named that because cause an Indian stood at the bottom of the cliff as buffalos rained down on him smashing his head in.
>>538785936>>538785947I have heard that massive herbivores do not attack humans unless provoked first. However, until the early 1960s, Siberian tigers and Amur leopards roamed the wild hills of South Korea; these fierce predators would attack and devour humans almost as if it were a hobby. People often view tigers as friendly figures—like a friend to Winnie the Pooh or a cereal maker's mascot—and believe they can coexist with humans, but this is far from the truth. Tigers feature in over 80 percent of traditional Korean folktales and legends, and they are depicted as incredibly cruel and ferocious beasts. Koreans have long believed that anyone devoured by a tiger could never pass on to the afterlife, leaving their souls to wander this world forever. It is terrifying to even imagine what it would have been like if tigers and leopards still inhabited the mountains and passes of modern-day South Korea. Given that nearly 85 percent of the country is mountainous, fatal tiger attacks likely occurred on a daily basis.
>>538786807Cool. Link it.
>>538786896You're an indian
>>538786896Why you eat the dog?
>>538786923https://cowboystatedaily.com/2026/07/11/tourist-seriously-injured-after-yellowstone-bison-launches-man-8-feet-in-the-air/
>>538785688Agreed, but what about the bison?
>>538786973I was wrong. Thanks for the sauce.
>>538785328>>538785342They were at a safe distance and the old guy immediately wanted to bail behind the trees. Looks like the car driving past is the final straw.
>>538785328God I hope not. In fact we need more bison and more boomers who think they can commune with them. >>538785342Cue the Benny Hill music
>>538787008This shit happens regularly out there. Fucking retard tourists getting right up next to fucking wild animals.
>>5387853282026 and you don't have a gun you deserve this
>>538786896>I have heard that massive herbivores do not attack humans unless provoked first.They get aggressive as fuck during rut and will absolutely chimp out at anything nearby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfz4FVbTDR4
>>538785342I fucking love nature, bro's
>>538787115They have Disney princess syndrome.
>>538785342Shouldn't have said the N word
>>538785688I honestly don't feel bad knowing they probably tried to kill people constantly and so the giant piles of bones is acceptable.
>>538787127You're going to need a powerful rifle to bring that thing down.We don't have guns but I played RDR2
>>538785688Now I know why americans deserve everything they are getting.hope you die from bison attack ASAP, boomer
>>538787394>memeflaggot seething about AmericaSo which are you, pussy? A chink? A jeet? A kike? A canuck? A yuropeon?Doesn't matter what you call yourself, you will always be a bitch-made pussy hiding behind a memeflag. Kill yourself.
>>538785555>>538785777Based Bison Boomer
>>538786688>certain animals will fling their shit on you if they feel threatened but enough about americans now
>>538785898Kek, I was going to post the same.
>>538787436you're seething, I'm gloating U.s. downfallit's hilarious to witness really
>>538785342fucking KEK
>>538785342Based bison claiming reparations for the massacre of his ancestors
>>538787436Chinks are behind way more on this site than they get credit for
>>538785342>its time to roll in the dust and gore boomers, and Im all out of dust
>>538785555good
>>538785328>>538785342BASEDtotal boomer death
>>538785328>meanwhile, when Sam Hyde tries to handle a boomer
>>538787561So that's why they tell you to have a spotter
>>538785342What's strange is he had the right idea that is hiding behind the trees
>>538785342thats for taking Pocahontas from me white man
>>538785342FUCKING LOOL
>>538785688they are just bigger cows
>>538787360you can take a Bison with a 44mag for fucks sakestop thinking animals are immortal they are just tough and scared
>>538785342>Spiritually-Jeet confirmed
>>538785342The girl disappears after 0:39did she escape or dieded?
>>538785342That’s fucking beautiful, fuck the boomers. I hope he died.
>>538785659Oh nvm
>>538786688no need to respect them. just kill on sight.
>>538785342Bruh you could kill that beast and then survive purely on its meat for like 6 months
>“I used to be a combat photographer in the Army,” he said. “I could see this thing coming.”What the hell?
>>538785342>>538785328What is their problem?>>538785688We must kill them out of pity. Imagine being in a constant state of grrrrr and testosterone. It's feels like if a human didn't nut for 300 years.
>>538785746>I love how boomers have universal behavior throughout every country and cultureI doubt older People in Pakistan are that "relaxed" considering shit that happend there during the Cold War. Plus the rular regions are sometimes still on the levels of "just left the British Raj"
>>538785342>BOOM BOOM GOTTA COOM
>>538788074there's gotta be more to that pic lmao. no way hahaha. boomers are kanker.
Meanwhile in India
>>538786232I remember those commercials. Good times
>>538787249Sumo beavers
>>538785342>BUT I HAVE MORE REAL ESTATE AND NETWORTH AND YOU LISTEN TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKK
>>538785342>VOO and chill
>>538788380>>538785342Who wore it better?
>>538785342when he rolls on the grass, it's cute af
>>538787436his real flag is German, so most likely muzzie
>>538785451Yeah Bison are impressive, people don't understand how fucking big they are, they are similar in size to an elephant
>>538785328don't know but this must stop! we need laws to protect boomers from bisons!
>>538789201>they are similar in size to an elephantnot true. they are just a large cow pretty much. i live right next to a bison ranch. the one in the video was 6 foot tall according to the forest service.
>>538789153>so most likely muzziethen why would I gloat muzzies suffering?am I false floooging?
>>5387893716 to 7 feet tall, 11 feet long2500lbsmost cows I've seen are around 5' and 1200-1400lbs obligatory "you are a fucking faggot for using a memeflag" post
>>538785328>>538785342Thank you for this.
There was this butcher shop at Meinhard's in Vancouver at 14th and Granville about 15 years ago that was awesome. They had real free range chickens that were out of this world. And they had Bison sausage, with blueberries and a touch of maple syrup in them for $6 a pound. They were amazing. Far superior to beef. Far more tender and little fat, no grease. I miss that butcher shop so much.
why are people hating on this boomer. he kept a big distance between himself and the animal. looks like the bison got startled by that other retard who drove by in his amerishart truck.
>>538789574>>538789371I've been chased by a cow. Pretty scary. A bull is a whole different threat level. Fuck that.
KEK these are one of my favorite animals. They have a tendency to just go full retard and start charging anything for no reason, so people let their guard down and get stampeded.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHsRyi20S4w
>>538789751Yes, Bison meat is delicious. Lean but the fat blends with the meat well when cooked. I am glad we have buffalo ranches now where we process these fuckers. They taste good.
>>538789574ok well i live right next to them. they aren't as large as elephants bro
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>>538789574>>538789960
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>>538789820i've been chased by a whole herd of cows. that's fuckin scary
>>538789574I'm 6'2" and saw some kind of ox at the fair whose back was higher than my head. I have no idea wtf it even was but it was a huge bitch
>>538787561My chest hurts so bad watching this I just laughed for five minutes. That guy got to watch a horse ram into him from the third person running from the drone he was piloting.
Look at him go
>>538785449the thing intially went mad on the pick up truck, but when it went away, it chose the gramps as the target. I hope he's ok. That's a pretty nasty fall
>>538785688>nappy hairmystery solved why the settlers hunted them so much
>>538790430he should've never stopped running straight away like that, the bison would've got bored, he instead chose to duck and weave in and out of the trees and it was having fun
>>538786896>I have heard that massive herbivores do not attack humans unless provoked first.have you ever heard about bulls? lmao
>>538790495their hair aint nappy, just dense
>>538790499>he should've never stopped running straight away like that, the bison would've got bored, he instead chose to duck and weave in and out of the treesDisagree. You aren't outrunning a Bison in a straight line. Dicking around in the trees was a good move.
>>538790615that's a zoomer bison
>>538785328Why didn't he just run into the trees where the buffalo can't follow?
>>538785488They're like women
>>538785328God I love Yellowstone. The whole park is like a giant bug zapper for idiot tourists. Don't mind the fence, jump straight into the hot spring! Of course you can pet the animals! National Park means petting zoo, after all.
>>538790685Looks like he did but there was probably enough space between the trees for the bison to go through.
>>538787561kek he spooked the horse with drone and directed it at himself
>>538785688>Now you know why your ancestors hunted them to near extinctionthey taste really good
>>538787561>>538790178Having the first person view of the drone crashing is great.
>>538785328Visited Yellowstone when I was about 12 or 13, my dumbass dad let me walk off into the woods to get a picture of a mother moose and her baby. Dumbest thing I've ever done, got the photo though.
>>538785460It ran over his wife too
Bison enter a stampede mode when stressed, they become juggernauts no frail ass boomer can withstand.Why are americans so uneducated in regards to their own fauna?? Same with bears, bobcats, deers...
>>538785342Why are all ungulates so chaotically retarded?Like even domesticated horses are just a hair trigger from a total schizoid melty
>>538785328>i just wanna gri-ACK
>>538785342BREAK LEFT! BREAK LEFT! BOOM!
>>538787127357 SIG 15 rnd mag +1See all that time that guy has running around?My gun would be dry on ammo in that time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nX_V-d-GkwJust saying I'd kill it, or it would at least be shit at before it died. Instead on being a faggot lover boomer, getting by back hatch rammed, on the internet
>>538789830That's nice
>>538785342>bye son
>>538787360>357 SIG>15 rnd mag +1>See all that time that guy has running around?>My gun would be dry on ammo in that time.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nX_V-d-Gkw [Embed]>Just saying I'd kill it, or it would at least be shit at before it died. Instead on being a faggot lover boomer, getting by back hatch rammed, on the internetposting this again to you buddy!
>>538785688>Now you know why your ancestors hunted them to near extinction.I thought it was because of their hides and because they taste nice
>>538792428Partly to deny them to the Indians. Partly for sport.
>>538785342way too slow that old fuvk
>>538787273Beaner.
>>538791912https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rut_(mammalian_reproduction)
>>538785342You are supposed to stand still and act like an immovable object. If it actually closes you can evade immediately. Running makes them want to run you down.
>>538785342Why he didn't shoot him or chill with AC?
>>538785342>The World is Healing Death to Boomers
>>538786896>I have heard that massive herbivores do not attack humans unless provoked first.That's just retarded. Any big animal can potentially be dangerous if you're within striking distance, even if they don't eat your flesh, and that goes for domesticated animals too such as horses.
>>538787561Shut the Fuck up Jeet, you're next and Cursed by /pol/'s Skinwalker
