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>Mahmood to set out plan to deport grooming gang leader
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8m9615dqlo
>Ann Widdecombe murder probe: 'Suspicious' driver seen near former minister's home before her death
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15971011/Man-arrested-murder-Ann-Widdecombe-home-Dartmoor.html
>UK construction company with £2m debts facing liquidation - contracts 'up to 75 million'
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2228350/uk-construction-company-2m-debts
>Police warn Widdecombe murder speculation is ‘unhelpful and distressing’
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jul/12/police-speculation-during-widdecombe-investigation-is-unhelpful-and-distressing
>More French border guards sent to UK to prevent summer holiday chaos from post-Brexit checks
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-eu-france-border-ees-biometric-b3013460.html
>Sadiq Khan 'on course' to win fourth term as Mayor of London despite Greens surge
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/sadiq-khan-london-mayor-fourth-term-win-poll-b1289712.html
>More than £250m pledged to boost policing for Jewish communities
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-07-13/more-than-250m-pledged-to-boost-policing-for-jewish-communities
>Bank of England hit by internal divisions over shake-up
https://archive.ph/Mm0P2
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look at the size of her knackers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W21yvhnjrOw

but how does it relate to british politics and is knackers even a word people use to refer to breasts
subscribe for more
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>>538869894
>>Ann Widdecombe murder probe: 'Suspicious' driver seen near former minister's home before her death
white male?
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Do you reckon the goy masses might one day start to nootice? In the football, goycattle are starting to notice that the racial composition of the England squad is far more important to Tuchel than anything based on merit. For example, they insist on a back four line, all black, with one player, Madueke, being a literal bag of shit who comes across as someone who doesnt know how to kick a ball but he remains on the pitch and is the first choice in knockout matches.
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>>538869997
too much beak for the beaker
seen her in the toilet at york races trying to scrap with her own reflection in some spilled water
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>>538869961
>plugs in iphone
>presses play
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>>538869997
tracey chunker
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>>538870104
>what were you doing in the womens toilets at york races staring at tracey beaker
don't know really it sort of folds in on itself like a zen koan, a tautology
mazes within mazes
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kek
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Cauldron you take yourself far too seriously. Shut up mate, you're not as smart as you think you are, surgen
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>>538869997
beakermaxxed
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>>538870402
i am pretty smart though in fairness and i should be taken seriously in double fairness
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im down to about 40% will to live
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>>538870381
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>>538870483
i'm in the trace amounts
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how will this impact the lawnmower industry
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>>538870530
>>538870381
the fuck
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oversized motorbikes are a warning
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>>538870530
>>538870607
lel
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>>538870082
If they lose to Argentina, maybe. If they lose to.France, no.
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alright lads. what should i do with my week off? i have absolutely nothing to do
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>>538870607
Grok is shite
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>>538870607
>news just in:
>a computer program that makes up bullshit made up bullshit
amazing
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>>538870530
quite remarkable they never explored grooming gangs
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>>538870784
not even a white one
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>>538870748
Visit cottages.
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>>538870748
have a gigawank
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>>538870748 internship at the tractor factory
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>>538870784
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>>538870836
no-one gives a fuck about kids in care, not even me
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>>538870858
Imagine all the mould inside. Corrr.
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>>538870866
this is looking most likely
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so basically we live on a large farm that is the universe and 5 dimensional aliens are feeding on our loosh (bad energy and terrible things that happen). it's called a loosh farm. hope this helps, cheers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6P6sK8qBss
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>>538870748
go and see your mum
if she's dead i'm sorry for reminding you of it but i didn't ducking know did i
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>>538871005
that implies the existence of time
which was invented by the lawnmower industry
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>>538871005
Makes sense.
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>>538871012
looked idyllic compared to most English towns
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>>538871005
can't think of anything worse than some alien gleefully getting fat and enjoying my misery
therefore it's probably true on some level
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England win the World Cup: "Diversity is our strength, immigrants won us the trophy!"

England don't win the World Cup: "Pff, our useless MEN can't hold a candle to ARE BRAVE LIONESSES!"
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rape rape rape
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>>538871131
BBC comedy really has gone downhill.
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First you stole our islands. Now you want to steal our world cup. We will not allow it.
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>>538871208
>committed student
>marries at 15

doesn't sound that committed desu
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>>538871208
Pretty sure that's because of the rise islam
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>diane abott basically wanting digital ID
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>>538871267
thick cunt needs Shoe ID
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>>538871208
don't think plan international should have supplied that marriage desu senpai soya other words that trigger the filter
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>>538871297
huh?

desu
onions
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>>538871187
>can't hold a candle to ARE BRAVE LIONESSES!"
Frankly, it's pathetic the England women's team never won anything in the '90s/'00s, when it was basically just us and the Americans bothering to put any money into women's football
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>>538870858
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>>538871267
Dopey cunt is on record wanting email censorship because she cant write "contains: hippo" in her spam filter.
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>>538871245
>First you stole our islands.

Excuse me sir, people have a right to self-determination. The United Nations said so.

You will face the FULL FORCE OF THE LAW.
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count binface exposed as establishment leftist writer for ian hislop

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BTbKbYtI8HI
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>>538871245
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>>538871350
nudge me
nudge me
say that you love me
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>>538871420
he said on richard herrings leicester square theatre podcast that he was an alien from orion
so this would really ruin his campaign if true
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second MP wanting more digital ID controls
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also is dan wootoon ok, looking into his eyes on that clip he looks completely and utterly dead inside
what's gone on
he's obviously gay and like bums people but why does he look hollow
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why does rEd walk like a spastic
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What time do builders normally clock off ffs I want to binge eat some wotsits and they are still in me kitchen
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>>538871576
I thought that was Brent Spiner playing a retard for a minute
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>>538870858
how much does it cost to maintain a thatched roof?
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Type in;
E-petition debate relating to offshore detention & deporting illegal migrants - Monday 13 July 2026

On Youtube to get the live debate right now where 700k people signed a petition for a debate around deportations of illegals. Rupert Lowe is chairing the debate.
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>>538871576
Because he is a spastic? And a retard?
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fell asleep watching a place in the sun and had a full blown nightmare
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>On 11 June 2025, Wootton announced he was engaged to Longair.
ahh that explains it
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You lot say you oppose digital IDs
Well whatcha call pic rel
Double standards
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>>538871650
Or you could just link the video instead of being awkward: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aRFK9KLVHc
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>>538871650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aRFK9KLVHc
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>>538871715
Not tied to my bank though is it?
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>>538871816
how do u know it isn’t
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>>538871650
>Debate
We're being genocided here and we debate
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>>538871697
filtered
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>>538871816
That's what you think
>denies your mortgage application for spamming e-celeb threads on /tv/
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Women's Cricket in absolute meltdown after only 10,000 people showed up to watch over 4 days despite literally giving tickets away for FREE on day 4. But according to AI thats not a fair analysis of the popularity of the game, because if you put 10,000 people in a smaller stadium, that would have been MASSIVE. Lord's is clearly a sexist arena for having so many seats
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>>538871697

Fucking hate that programme, always some smug boomer cunts who never actually buy any of the houses, they just want to get on the telly and have a nice free holiday
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>>538871106
Well Somalians and Jews do it alright just in this country alone so it really isn't a far stretch.
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>>538871886
womens cricket would be massive
think about indian men who already watch cricket and how much they would love to see a fit blonde women doing their sport
i'd invest in it if i wasn't in my overdraft from retarded gambling
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>>538871886
Any fit players who are going to suck me off? No? Can't say I'm too interested then. They should try that, or maybe free booze.
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>>538871965
I set that one up like a womans cricketer
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>>538871845
Still have several bank accounts.
>>538871879
Paid mine off.
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>>538870104
did she win?
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>>538871758
>>538871769
>>538871849
Sarah Poachin is knocking it out of the park, good speech by her.
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>>538871816
>Not tied to my bank though is it?
It is with enough investigative work
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>>538871886
Womens sport is just astroturfed wank.
They're crap athletes and crap sportsmen.
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>>538872041
Shame its basically an empty room.
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>>538872034
she went psycho and couldn't be restrained they had to call jacqueline wilson to write her an audiobook scene where she surrendered to police
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you man actually fuck with chocolate? seems like a lot of labour and a big industry for such a shitty product.
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>>538872086
My thoughts too, it's not even the main floor. Also why in the fuck is a nigger sheboon an MP? See look, she's in favour of more immigration and against the motion. Proving that immigrants made 'British' simply advocate for more immigration, and the cycle continues and the people who get fucked over are us Natives.
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>>538872149
me man
you man
pee man
poo man

nigger
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>>538872149
fucked your mum's chocolate
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>>538872149
tell that to the lawnmower industry
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WHATS FOR FKN DIN DINS?
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>>538872161
She said the thing.
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>>538872239
orange doritos orange haribo orange fanta
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>>538872239
Pimms.
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>>538871886
did you see the yank footy team has to forfeit 50% of their earnings to strong independent women?
https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/u-women-half-mens-teams-020000091.html
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might get a sleeping bag out tonight and sleep amongst the stars as a treat
in other news all the women in my life are malding and communicating so i can't stay in a house
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>>538872200
Someone's got to put an end to their malarky
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>>538872311
jump in the river and sleep with the fishes
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>>538872239
What's the brown shit that isn't beans
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>>538872302
lol, so much for MAGA and Woke being over
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>>538872355
i'm cold enough
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>>538872239
Cheese and salad sandwich.
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>>538871576
Well he walks like and spastic and sounds like a spastic
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>>538872387
what's stopping you from camping in Anne Widdecombe's garden
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>thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSS9CQWGVq8
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>>538871576
whenever he does videos interacting with the public people often think he's a pedo, he kind of does look like he has his willy out under his anorak and going to show it to school children at the gates
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the dream
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>>538872497
i'll just go stay with my auntie, she called me crying the other night because she knew i wouldn't grass
she was gin drunk and hiccuping
i gave her it's 'all good energy' and she talked herself out of drinking and now she's teetotal and on the wagon
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RUPERT IS TALKING RIGHT NOW!
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I'm the type of nigga always got some motion
I done done it all, hustle, fraud, window pokin'
I'm the type of nigga always got some paper
Do the spin a block, in and out, pullin' capers
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>>538872713
most useful post
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>>538872713
is he talking about how cool jeets are and how he wants more of them again?
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>>538872754
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>>538872517
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craving cucumber icecream
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>>538872750
>>538872754
GET THE FUCK IN HERE!
>>538871769
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>>538872809
thanks
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Weather's nice. Nothing to do for the rest of the week. Should I go to Wetherspoon's tonight and red pill some normie pissheads?
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>>538872809
>not one mention of jeets
LMFAO
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>>538872566
>size of windows relative to size of walls
enjoy living in an above-ground cellar
I hope this is just bad AI tho
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>>538872848
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>>538872848
if someone doesn't know what's going on at this point you have to assume it's a choice and respect it
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>>538872357
Cornbeef
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>>538872960
What's going on, lad?
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>>538873005
och you know a bit of this a bit of that
we'll persevere
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>>538873005
There's a swarthy lad behind Rupty Bear and he's blinking suspiciously.
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>>538872809
>seething at muslims
>reee sudanese deliveroo
>not talking about JEETS
AHHAHAHAHAH SARRRRRR
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>>538873081
>LAAAAD I LOVE ME UBER JEEEEETS THIS IS WHY I HATE RUPERT THAT FUCKER!
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>cousin in his 30's living with parents
>his partner of 8 years died last year from accident
>tells me today he's applied for a shotgun licence if i want to go shooting with him
>he doesn't live anywhere rural
hmmmm.
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>>538870470
You're a retarded pisshead any any smarts you did have are long gone thanks to a near decade of alcohol abuse.
You wet brained spastic.
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>>538873147
P R E V E N T
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>>538873135
lmfao he didn't evn say uber jeets
he said sudanese muslims delivering spring rolls and peperoni pizza
LOL

>PAKISTAN WILL BE THE FIRST COUNTRY FOR THESE MEASUREs
RUPINDER SAAAARRRR lol
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>>538873159
i just like zero'ed in on you calling me once smart and ignored everything else
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>>538871021
i live with my mum. she hates me. not spoken to her in months
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>>538872239
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>>538871576
Because he is.
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>>538873271
when i lived with my dad we nearly got into a fight fight and didn't speak for months
like probably 9 months
as soon as i moved away we were able to have a relationship again
but the closeness was too much
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>>538873321
bogdan tier
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>>538873170
more worried about him topping himself lad, got a weird feeling
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>>538871631
A lot - it's a skill that's dying out. Also, it will be difficult to get home insurance and/or expensive.

I think a thatched roof only lasts like 20 yrs if that.
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>>538873193
OOO FUK ME I JUST LUV STIRRING THE POT AND BEING A DIVVY ME LIKE, WOT YOU STARING AT LAD? WUT U FUKKIN' STARIN' & EH? EH? YA FOOKIN' DIVVY I'LL FOOKIN' BURST YA POOF.
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lmao Rupert's gone into the Committee with a stack of his Mass Deportations book and told everyone to pick one up at the end if they want

I bet barely any of them will be picked up, maybe three from Pochin, McVey & McMurdock
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>>538871576
He has an issue with his leg, he has mentioned it
He says everyone at school laughed at him for walking like a spacka
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>>538873353
yes, that does sound very worrying
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>>538873397
All of what he just said will be forever recorded into Hansard, it's fucking great kek.
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>>538871895
>We want 5 beds for when the grandkids visit, must be 5m walk from the beach, sea view, parking, and pool.
>My budget? 150k euros.
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here again is Ann's last interview where she confirms the existence of the deep state
https://xcancel.com/LupineLives/status/2075887339608371405#m
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>>538869961
FUARK
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>>538873353
if you wanted to kill yourself there's much easier and less brutal ways than going through a gun license form and asking your cousin to come shooting with you
he's probably just an empty guy trying to reclaim his humanity
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>>538872033
You would need your digital ID to open any bank account, social media accounts, ISP, etc.
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>Police arrest 12 over suspected far-right threat to Islamic gathering in Suffolk
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/police-arrest-12-over-suspected-37425064

what with this and the loner who killed Widdecombe suprised there is nothing from the community leaders in terms of an apology or how they will combat this
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>>538873346
i wonder if the same would happen if i moved out. going to be years before i can though. if i moved out tomorrow i’d cut my parents and sister off for good
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>>538873562
I felt the same about my dad
it's family though and for better or for worse they are what you live for
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Was just on the phone with my brother saying
>I'm not locking in to provide for a fucking nigger on benefits
Just looked out the window playing with the cat and there's one right there. Might be going to the gulag lads.
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>>538873555
whites males?
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Why is this Binface fag being shilled so hard? Im a burger and yet even then I see him shoved everywhere on my feeds.
Makes me sus that all media platforms would just suddenly host some grassroots man.
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>>538872497
Trespassing laws.
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>>538873522
except there isnt in bongland ?
a shotgun blast to the dome or chest is the quickest way out.
>>538873421
right, hes never expressed interest in shooting before.
im half tempted to contact his parents and tell them what he's trying to do.
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>>538872566
Kek - no way that's real.
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>>538873646
It's to make it look like a joke candidate is more popular than the far right. Just another Jewish trick I wouldn't pay attention if I were you.
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>>538873646
He's a le heckin whole chunggus
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>>538873147
Swerve that shit lad. Maybe the ethical thing to do is inform the police he's possibly suicidal.
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>>538873390
saarrrr pls ignore jeet saaarr
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>>538873687
there is, i could give countless examples but i don't want to on this forum
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>>538873769
*wholesome
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>>538873646
Lefties will be seething that he's fallen out of the news cycle
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>>538873799
thats convenient, its almost as if you are chatting pure shit
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>>538873823
>I don't want to list off suicide methods easier than shotgun blasts on a forum mostly populated by white males
>thats convenient, its almost as if you are chatting pure shit

okay
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>>538872804
lol what a mong
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>>538873646
It's called "the blob" - i.e. the media will do anything to stop anyone remotely right of cetnre gaining power.
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I’ve had n idea lads. Gonna open up a PIP claim and say the radical far right media has made me unable to work due to too many bames.

I literally cannot think of the as anything other than rapists and murderers and that coz I’ve comsoomed too much twitter and facebook memes and it’s not my fault coz daddy government didn’t stop it.

I hope it’s a bame doing the interview so I can use the line “I mean no offence but because of my brainwashing I find the sight of you repugnant”

I recon I can swing it, any tips lads
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>>538873321
a Russian delicacy that is
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>>538873999
russian to the bog after
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>tory voters are still seething after Labour's landslide election victory
Imagine being this fucking mad after two years...

Shut the fuck up!
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>>538873643
white males
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>>538873623
my parents have proven time and again that they don’t love me. i still overhear conversations about how they don’t like me and how i’m a failure. they’ll never say sorry for the things they’ve done. i still think i’ll be better off without them but when the time comes who knows
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>>538872357
Argentinian steak
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Not been on facey in a few days wonder what happened to him
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>>538874122
distance makes the heart grow fonder
prolly why the thought of asian women makes my mouth water and naruto sprint towards life decisions that make them nearer
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>>538874136
too many snakes about x
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>>538873321
Inventive
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>>538873967
You'll get put into a mandatory DEI training camp.
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>>538872804
You have the body your job gives you.
He has the body of a desk-sitter.
Can barely make it up steps.
His atrophied legs can barely propel his desk-belly forwards.
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>>538874112
proofs?
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>>538873793
>Jeet doesn't recognise regional accents of this country
HAHAHAHAH Way to out yourself ya fucking wanker.
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>>538873769
>>538873753
It astounds me and saddens me how quickly the layman is ready to just doom themselves because it gives them a cheao laugh.
>grrr im tired of all these silver tongued clowns running the country with no knowledge of governance or leadership!
>Oh look! An actual clown! The solution to our problems!
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>>538874489
kys jeet
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>>538872302
>Get divorce-raped by women you've not even met.
Holly fucking cucked, Batman
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>mention bogdan
>sudden anti-jeet seethe and lefty bait appears
kek
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>>538874627
It's only fair innit. Gender pay gap n all that.
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>>538874534
Been like this for a while.
Send help (Nuke London pls)
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>>538874200
i don’t want to trick myself into forgetting things
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>>538873147
>cousin in his 30's living with parents
You mean 30s
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>>538874917
zooming out isn't forgetting, you can still see what happened it just appears less important
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>>538873213
>i just like zero'ed in
You mean zeroed
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>>538874293

I’m too far gone
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I'm having a great time on holiday outside the UK. The UK really is a disgrace, like a tramps soiled trousers worn as a scarve, everything is so foul and rotten living in the UK surrounds you in a miasma of failure.
I didn't know how bad we have it.
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>>538875073
fucking yeah sure ok thanks for that
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>>538875166
Kek - I dunno, probably just psychological because you're in holiday mode innit.

I looked at two nights at a spa hotel here in Norn Iron - £850 quid they wanted.... Basically catered for rich yanks.

Just went to Estonia for a week instead.
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Pub, footy, a stable job with good holiday time, a loving wife & kids to provide for. A man doesn't need anything more than that.
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>>538875422
every man secretly longs to raise the black flag of piracy
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>>538874595
HAHAHAHAHA you got done. Done up like a fookin' kipper you like.
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O’ the old ship needs a scuttling now,
though she’s seen more life underneath her bow,
than a landed man with a landed plan
with a landed life in a landed land.

The London man has to see what she’s seen
O’ posted all o-er the great blue sea
A wind in her sails and a to ro ro
she’s ‘alf tipping o-er from stern to bow

O’ from Southampton and up to Dundee
of Britain knows every river and stream,
From the west indies to the eastern seas
A familiar sight, a sight to see.

But the old ship needs a scuttling now,
for the captain has said his last farewell
and the dock has stamped it’s fatal form,
but off goes a whip amidst the storm?

For the old captains let his pistol loose,
He’s shot off the rope, he’s shot off the noose
And off go the crew, O’ to get their due
To board the old ship, put her back to new!
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>>538875645
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

[Chorus:]
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was f*ck all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his f*ckin' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor [Chorus]

Hold on, give it some bollards

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a f*ckin' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

[Chorus]

The Captain's wife was Mabel
But f*ck she wasn't able
So the dirty shits, nailed on her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
delighted squeals reveal that eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
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Do you lads have productive hobbies or do you at least spend your time away from the office improving your ability to do your job?
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>>538875837
He had a thought, but dare he think?
As sweat drips down his brow, he blinks,
another drop? another drink?
from that sacred chalice.

With trembling hands and furrowed brow,
he taps upon his war films now
from Kolchak up to chairman Mao-
dare he take a drink?

He opens up his DVD,
his heart arising up with glee,
of heroes and of bravery-
all within the disc.

He pops it into the disc tray,
the whirring stirs him half to pray,
he feels like he might float away-
the menu screen is up.
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Lightest days in abject misery,
In dark, the clawing and gnashing of teeth.
As I’d study the lines on the ceiling,
Like the railroads bound each to each.

It was just you and I on a Friday,
and you joked, ‘with you I can be myself’
I took that to heart with an innocence,
A pure and simple love was felt.

It’s the closeness and humiliation,
The new pride, found, that says get off the bus,
much rather walk than be near him and you,
I’m late but I don’t give a fuck.
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>>538875645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zAj7JH5VX0
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>>538875880
when i'm not drinking i study chinese hardcore
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>>538875316
That's ridiculous pricing lad. Symptoms of the state of the economy, everyone can smell the smoke they are too anti racist to see the fire
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>>538875937
Sea shanty posting must return.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBNt3ALLcLQ
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Breaking: “BDSM rough sex play gone wrong” at fault for Ann Widdecombe death
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>>538876195
eddie is too busy with trivial things like being a good dad
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It's not ok to be not racist, you need to decolonise your mind man. I don't even speak English anymore, it's racist.
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Use your spare time to learn a new practical skill or improve yourself so you can get a promotion or a better paying job.
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>>538876362
No point lad AI will be doing everything in 4 5 years
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>>538876362
like mandarin chinese
but you have to do it in a way where you're competing with uni students who study it all the time and you have to beat them
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>>538876362
I've been practicing becoming a psyco. I go on GTA and run a red light every once in a while. Play Postal 2 and piss in the sink. I'm building it up.
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>>538876452
More like mandarin cheese
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What about that other list?
https://x.com/mhdksafa/status/2076230680942358979
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>>538876275
My little lad likes a good sea shanty. Sea shanties and In The Night Garden. I call him Tickle O'Shea because he likes tickles. You can be a good dad and still sea shanty post. Eddie just wouldn't understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zAj7JH5VX0
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>>538876500
or you're gay
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Someone said that Europe should re-arm their militaries to prepare for future Russian aggression.

All I can think about is "why would anyone fight for a euro country?" When has a single EU country been allowed to show local nationalism without it being marginalized politically or demonized ? Even Ireland does this. They went from singing rebel songs to extolling the virtue of immigrants and EU law
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>>538876546
>said with a tripcode and name
Don't look in the mirror, anon
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>>538876544
i might fuck gf off if she doesn't provide children she is old like 43 years old and still messing me around but it is so hard to even articulate my feelings
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None of you demented cunts on here should be bringing life into this world
What chance do the little fuckers have
They’ll grow up posting on here and end up driving 300 miles in a pip-mobile to bash some third rate politicians brains in with their taxpayer funded walking stick
And that’s best case scenario
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>>538876594
no weapons factory?
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>>538876663
77th post
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>>538876626
>she is old like 43 years old and still messing me around
She's also chink. If she creates offspring you're going to have a little downie chink but you won't notice until they're older because of the slanty eyes.
>>538876083
>i study chinese hardcore
Are their fannies slanted too?
Is her fanny slanted?
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What tunes do you reckon the killer played during his 300 mile drive to bash Ann widdecombes skull in?
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>>538876195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP-7GNoDJ5c
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>>538876759
He’s never seen ling lings fanny
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>>538876759
i want to grab her by the lapels and say wtf are we doing
but i can't
we just drift
she's so mad at me right now she's just gone god knows where
i don't even care where
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>>538876773
who?
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>>538876827
She's in the takeaway serving number 69's to the locals.
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>>538876896
even if true i wouldn't care
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>>538876926
Maybe instead of crying on here like usual leave your fucking basement and go get your bird back
You won’t because you’re a soft lad and she’s imaginary anyway
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>>538871221
That was a documentary.
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>>538877035
i am past caring
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>>538877113
>I am past caring
He says, crying
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>>538876926
You've missed out on your best years loving it up with an English Rose for some foreign. Woe is thee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F713mb57R_k
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>>538877181
>>538877199
if i had catastrophic heart failure or got arrested for a major crime right now i'd feel the panic of a normal man
but deep down i'd think
'oh well'
i'm fucking past giving a shit
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spugprop is such an unfunny cunt
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>>538872239
chav slop
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>>538874384
i don't think bames were planning an attack on islamic gatherings>>538873646
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>>538877269
Numbers confirm >>538876896
>i'm fucking past giving a shit
Is that why you're back here bullying the spastics?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS5xR7jBxDw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9H933ttaYo
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>>538877483
weird innit how they always stop the extreme far right wing nazi chudcels before they even do a crime?
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GET THESE FILTHY EASTERN EURO CUNTS OUT OF MY COUNTRY.
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>>538877579
that wasn't a bad album
new zealand was like lofi seattle for a while in the 2010s
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>>538877653
i really like skegss and that other guy who seemed gay though
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>>538876773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOWBsmgjmPo
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>>538877269

I wouldn’t even feel the panic anymore, started on the local stabber the other week as he was chasing a victim just to feel. Got nowt
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>>538877793
go steady
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>>538877744
hockey dad was the gay guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCjXvpj4jpI
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he went silent
kek
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Am I the only one who prefers Mondays to Fridays? There's something magical about the start of a brand new week of hard graft.
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in the past didn't british captains just dump people on random islands and leave because they were traitors or something
they should do that now
like here
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>>538877948
I don't really have weekends, just days that I can work
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>>538877948
>Am I the only one who prefers Mondays to Fridays? There's something magical about the start of a brand new week of hard graft.
A goyim like this only comes around once in a thousand years
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>>538877902
ohhhh yeah I remember them vaguely
a lot of this stuff you could rustle up on bandcamp and then you'd look at where they're from it'd be like
>Auckland NZ
>Wellington NZ
>NSW Australia
>Brisbane Australia
not just lofi or punk music either, practically every vaporwave/seapunk artist of note came from there too

I guess being stuck on the otherside of the world made them more adept at finding ways to connect with it from over there because it is VERY hard to get out of there
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https://youtu.be/31NwJrfBXF0
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not paying actung

yall sherlock and scotland yard figure out who killed her yet?
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>>538878040
I would pay for this service
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>>538878148
I think sick music crops up around a scene and then people glom onto that scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu9FMfASReY
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He's back!
https://youtu.be/IdrEqNO8f4A
First Swilliamism, and now Jean-Pierre. I think nature's beginning to heal, lads.
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>>538878171
>every speaks like a nigger
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGG3j2eH1dU

girls in trolleys
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>>538878228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-41HdCf7dI
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>>538878282
wahey
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Imagine being born in the 19th century and never having to encounter a BAME your entire life.
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>>538878410
before i opened this video and saw it regina i thought please don't be this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5Imu6Wbhhk
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>>538878483
hahaha wouldn't that be weird haha
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ate some dodgy pâté and threw it up
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grim because it's not even a good song
well particularly
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>>538878638
Government
>>538878638
Wankers
>>538878638
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>>538878483
Britain was always diverse. History is a whitewash.
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>>538878755
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>>538870858
I live in an area that looks like this. Well worth! No BAMES
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>>538871357
>le "bumsex"
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Cauldron doesn't sea shanty post. Chinks never had good ships anyway.
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>>538878755
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I WON
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>>538878755
yuck



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