serious answers only.
>>539093494Your mom
>the fohkin islands
>>539093587Sorry, I can't do a NJ accent.
>>539093542And your dad.
>>539093494Greece
Do Argentinians say stuff like "ciudad Stanley" or do they have gay fake names for the places on the island ?
America should have them. That'd be funny.
>>539093494Britain or Spain. The people that have lived on the islands for generations wish to remain a British overseas territory.
>>539093494lets talk about takeshima (dokdo) and deranged koreans
Britain claimed them 4 decades before the Argentine state existed.There was never a permanent indigenous population. Argentines complaining about "colonizers" is hilarious. If Argentinians weren't such remorseless faggots the UK probably would have sold it to then or at least handed over administration if the Falklands years ago. Once it became clear that the Antarctic wasn't going to be opened up for mining etc, the Falklands became meaningless beyond pride to the UK.>Argentinia should give back Tierra del Fuego to the Selk'nam people, if any if them still exist after Argentina's genocidal actions in the early 20th century.
>>539093494
>>539093494the people with the right amount of guns and manpower owns those islands, anon. And quite frankly, given how pozzed the brits have become in recent years, Argentina's claim is a lot more credible in the current political climate.
>>539093494The people on the island are British and want to remain British. There is no reason for anyone else to own the islands.>>539094331You're right that the UK is fucked up, but it's still a nuclear power. Argentina was smoking crack when they tried it.
>>539093494UK.We won it in a war.
>>539093729Stanley > Puerto ArgentinoDarwin > Puerto DarwinGoose Green > Pradera del GansoHill Cove > Caleta de la ColinaHope Harbour > Puerto EsperanzaPebble Settlement > Puerto CalderónPort Howard > Puerto MitreEast Falkland Island > Isla SoledadWest Falkland Island > Isla Gran MalvinaWeddell Island > Isla San JoséSaunders Island > Isla TrinidadPebble Island > Isla BorbónLively Island > Isla BougainvilleSpeedwell Island > Isla ÁguilaBeaver Island > Isla San RafaelMount Usborne > Cerro AlberdiMount Adam > Monte IndependenciaBull Point > Punta del Toro
it belong to jeets as far as I am concerned
>>539093494me
>>539094476Damn, that's insane.You guys have like a whole system of naming for our towns and regions, I don't even know one city in Argentina, assuming you guys have cities.
>>539093494This is rightful German clay, obviously.
>>539093494Rightful Austrian clay just for shits and giggles. We can deport all our Serbs there.
>>539093494the one with stronger military
I often see signs deep inside the middle of argentina mainland talking about "las malvinas" during argentina geoguessr roundslike I get the impression they are OBSESSED with it
>>539094608It is part of the hypothetical case of decolonizing and deanglicize the islands.Two years ago, the (literal) faggot governor of Tierra del Fuego also proposed name changes for the South Georgia and South Sandwich Islands into Islas San Pedro and Islas Esquivel>I don't even know one city in ArgentinaBuenos Aires, but is a shithole full of hobos, faggots, brownoid immigrants and meth heads
>>539094699>All our SerbsBut I thought the Austro-Hungarian Empire dissolved a century ago>>539094917Lot of small irrelevant places across the country were named Malvinas for cheap patriotism and shit
>>539094608Its like Kiev and Kyiv.
>>539094917I do believe they will just take them one day. The UK doesn't have another century left in it before the union collapses.There are already talks to dissolve it were Rupert to win, and if he doesn't then the decline will just continue until it dissolves naturally.
>>539094917>Lot of small irrelevant places across the country were named Malvinasalthough the signs had the picture of the islands as well
>>539095255Argentina doesn't have a navy and is currently struggling to feed people and combat rising poverty. What are they gonna do? Swim?
>>539094476>Sydney Sweeney > Mamacita WholeLotaTittita
>>539093494The British claim to sovereignty dates from 1690, when Captain John Strong made the first recorded landing on the islands.Argentina claim has always been shaky and boils down to: "Spain once owned it -> we became Spain's successor -> therefore we own it." The Falklands were disputed between Britain and Spain throughout the 1700s, with neither side accepting the other's claim. 1. Spain left in 1811. 2. Argentina became independent from Spain in 1816 and claimed the islands as Spain's successor in 1820. 3. Britain returned in 1833, expelled Argentina, and has governed ever since. Argentina's claim has always been weak because it inherited Spain's side of an argument Britain had never accepted — not clear ownership.
>>539095255You are probably right but Argentina has no real claim and would be colonising the islands themselves to capture them, the inhabitants have been there almost as long as Argentina has existed
I can understand hating the british, but there's a veritable religion over this mess that I cant get behind.
>>539095481Mamacita it's more of a Mexican and Caribbean term. I've never heard anyone use it here.We would simply call her rubia tetona
>>539095576Kek, that bill is worthless nowadays. I don't even remember the last time I saw it since nobody wants to use it anymore.
>>539095554>almost as long as Argentina has existedLonger by around 4 decades
>>539093729Half your cities have spanish names, glass houses and stones dude.
>>539094331Argentina is so pozzed it's gonna be the place the kikes flee to when Israel gets nuked.
>>539095890>it's gonna beIt already is
>>539093494America
>>539094106Thatcher would have given them the fucking place if those idiots didn't invade it, nobody gave a shit about the Faulklands until the war.
>>539095921grim, keep safe argiebro
>>539095398An invasion navy can be built in a year. A nation's demographics are irreversible at a certain point and I really doubt Ahmed and sukdeep would be raring to go defend the union jack were a fight to happen again. Besides the British navy today is in a rough state.>>539095554Don't get me wrong, I don't support it either, but reasoning says that at some point they're just gonna take them no matter how flimsy their real claim may be.
>>539093494U 'avin' a lafon mate?
>>539096326And now you're burdened with supporting them forever.
>>539096404>invasion navy can be built in a yearAnon, don't talk about stuff you don't know about. Even the USA doesn't get a fleet done in one year.
>>5390934941000x more important than the stupid islands is the fishing rights and exclusive economic zone around them. That includes any oil and gas discoveries in the ocean.Should some previously uninhabited islands claimed by a country thousands of miles away have the same 300 mile EEC as a country's mainland?There COULD be billions of dollars worth of oil and gas in that under explored zone. Should a country thousands of miles away get the rights to that compared to a country's mainland?
>>539096625Unenforced and unenforceable bogus
>>539096587I mean it's literally in their doorstep. If a few NGOs can afford to transport hundreds of thousands of black gorilla niggers through the Mediterranean every year I don't see how an entire country couldn't assemble an invasion force in one or two.
>>539096810>transport hundreds of thousands of black gorilla niggersThis may shock you, but the requirements for a fleet that can take on the Royal Navy in the open ocean, even in the current sad state of the Royal Navy, is a lot more technically demanding than just providing a ferry across the mediterranean. You're comparing building a skyscraper to putting up a tent.>I don't see howYes, that's obvious and that's what I find annoying. Too many people have opinions on things they don't know about.
>>539096891Even as shit as the Royal Navy is right now. We're still like the 4th or 5th most powerful Navy somehow.Counties just don't build ships anymore so there's a massive power gap between everyone and the US and China.Then there's another band of Euro countries and Japan.Then disarmed and landlocked nations like Argentina.
>>539094440You also won ZOG in a war. Now wallow in it.
>>539096989You're not going to believe this, but Indonesia took 4th place
>>539097137>Make Israel>Argentina has a Jewish leader>We rule not only The Falklands but now Argentina too.Kinda based.
>>539097201Be realistic leaf bro. Those "military rating" websites are just thirdies playing top trumps and pretending that putting a bunch of peasants on a surplus WW2 destroyer is an effective combat unit.
>>539093494I do. Everyone else fuuck off my islands.
>>539093739Interesting fact America did indeed hold the islands for a limited time in the 1800’s when unsactioned Argentine squatters seized a few American whaling vessels, USS Lexington went down there dismantled their base and booted them out
>>539097271Normally you would be right, but at this point Indonesia has about twice as many modern ships as the UK does. I know it's hard to believe but that's where we're at.
>>539097445Well, we're both still ahead of Russia given most of their fleet are now submarines.
>>539096891They don't really need to either to be honest. Naval war has changed as the Taliban and Iran have shown and any navy that has to go fight on someone's else's coastline today is a sitting duck for missiles and drones and fighting an uphill battle.
>>539097478Russia is... Russia. I'm sure you know the story already but it's such a fucking good one so here it is.
>>539097593This is also why an invasion of the Falklands isn't going to happen. There's an existing UK military base on there already. An invasion attempt with a completely outdated military would be a bloodbath.
>>539097593>They don't really need toThey would need to if they wanted to invade the Falklands
>>539097656It's a matter of how much meat argies are willing to throw into the grinder, and they seem pretty eager.
>>539097684They can't just swim there. They need actual modern military hardware as well. And given how loudly they've been whining about the Falklands, nobody's going to want to sell it to them because they won't want to be dragged into the inevitable political shitshow.
>>539097679Don't worry, the Zionist republic of Andinia will get a lease of every ship in Israel's navy when the time comes. KEK
>>539093494Whoever the people living there want.>B-but muh historical claim an-Doesn't matter. Popular rule supercedes any map autism on moral grounds.
>>539097809Absolutely correct and the people living there have already been polled on it. You can probably guess that they overwhelmingly don't want to answer to a country that tried to invade them.
>>539093494>serious answers only.Whoever can hold them with force.In this life you can only own what you can defend.Since the Nazis of Argentina failed to hold them they belong to the Jews.So the Jews decided to flood it with Africans and Indians like they do to every nation they occupy with their central banking debt slavery currency.
>>539097748I really want to believe it.
>>539094608>I don't even know one city in ArgentinaI know 2>Buenos Aires>UshuaiaI went to the latter once years ago with my family for a visit to Tierra del Fuego. It was a bit run down. Lots of stray dogs running around but they all seemed pretty healthy so I guess people fed them
>>539097201>source: globalfirepowerGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>539095540>Spain once owned it -> we became Spain's successor -> therefore we own it."How does that mean Argentina gets it?Why not one of the other successor states to New Spain?
>>539094608>oi im a british person, look at me, im using "ours" when refering to the folkland islands because im so proud of the british state, margereth tatcher was our iron lady too, she was so cool you guys
>>539097885I don't even know what that is, anon. Indonesia does have a lot more modern ships than UK though. Look it up yourself if you're skeptical!
>>539097901Because it was legally part of the vicerreinato of Rio de la Plata, New Spain is Mexico. Different governorates.
>>539097901Realistically this all boils down the socialist mindset>I can see that, I want it, it's MINEThe rest is all half baked nonsense to rationalise it.
>>539097841What's more, only 3 individuals voted not to remain with Britain, and their vote was for independence, not union with ArgentinaTheir reasons were, respectively>just having a laugh>genuine Falklands independence activist>it will look better if it's not totally 100% unanimous
>>539097939also indonesia, as well as argentinia, probably both have better living standards for the average citizen today than that dreadfull, rotting island called england
>>539097907>>539097995Sheesh, whats the matter Hans? Did Brits bomb out your grandpas wienerschnitzel?
>>539097964The whole shitshow is as old as Argentine independence, but it was revived in the modern era because an Argentine dictator was losing power and he needed to drive attention elsewhere before the country's innumerable internal issues got him ousted.
>>539097948Hmm I see
>>539095718Why do they care about the Falklands so much?
>>539093494Rothschild
Argentina ia something like 14 times bigger than Britain, with half the population. Theyve got plenty of room and should focusing on not being a shithole before they infect any more land.
>>539097939I have never looked Wikipedia or some other website about Indonesian 'Navy' but I am sure most of the ships are corvettes and patrol boats strapped with 2 missile launchers, whereas Royal Navy has 2 carriers and multiple destroyers. Not to mention all the nuclear submarines are still functional.
>>539096404Argentina has also been subject to a Great Replacement. They're not doing better than Britain on that front
>>539098021its just an objective observation. canada must be terrible too from what you hear.
>>539098088>I have no knowledge of this subject, but I am sure I am right!As I said before to the thaifag, too many people have opinions on things they don't know about.
>>539093739They should tell Trump it's called Cuba.
>>539097995Is that why these turd worlders are migrating aboard for better access to education and jobs? I have met some of these Southeast Asians (not just Indonesians, but Philippines too) when I was in New York.
>>539093494I do. It was promised to me 3000 years ago. It's all here in this book I uhh... found.
>>539098129It's pretty comfy here actually. We just have a lot of whiny bitches.
>>539098085They're not going to fix anything. Ever. Even Milei's attempts to radically clean the place up are faltering. Their economy has been marveled at for years by economists for being an absolute fucking basket case.
>>539098111If anything they're subject to a brain drain instead, with Argentines leaving for Chile and surrounding states.>>539098130>thaiDie
>>53909799552% of Argentine households do not have running sewage.
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>>539098021i have seen pictures from the recent uk, so i know what im talking about. the residential building all look like they consist of wet rotting planks, with even some moss groving in some corners.
>>539098235>with even some moss groving in some corners.That's where they get their tea from.
>>539098130Okay Mr. Singh it's your homework to collect information from various sources about Indonesian and Royal Navy
>>539098191im intrigued. were it my decision, the folckland islands would be granted to you immediately. now you just need a ship. follow the tom hardy series "taboo" exactly, how to proceed in order to secure your island.
