Post your Nolan apology forms.Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTdDQ7v_Lb8
A story about a father finally coming home after his 20 year trip to buy milk. Truly a tear jerker.
>>539164186Someone post ellen page running in the sand with all that armor on her. She looks so fucking retarded lol
>>539164234It's Elliot. Stop deadnaming, anon.
>>539164290He runs like a woman
>>539164226This looks like absolute dogshit lmao Not even the actors were convinced of their own roles
>>539164358Nonsense. The acting will get them nominated for awards.
>>539164358It got 100% in rotten tomatoes.
>>539164348She is a woman
>>539164226Xena Warrior Princess had better action sequences.
>>539164380Wtf is going on, is he drunk?
>>539164186>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTdDQ7v_Lb8Kek
>>539164380I don't remember a "most painful to watch" movie awards Jesus Christ am cringing at the webm
>>539164358>This looks like absolute dogshit lmaoBut but the press told me it was fire.
>>539164403I doubt that
>>539164186What episode of Hercules is this from.
>>539164186>>539164226>>539164290Why do all movies just look like shit now?
>>539164380> Can cherry pick any scene from the movie and chooses an example of bland and awkward actingThanks for letting us know the movie is trash
>>539164186AI
>>539164387His last movie was about a kike pederast who raped boys, an actual predator who made nuclear bombs but we should feel sorry about him because he is a pozzed kikeOppenheimer, absolute Jewish propaganda. This movie is no different
>>539164534No shit retard, he was being sarcastic
>>539164290Glorious
>>539164534Hows this?
>>539164611Tf was that supposed to be?
>>539164186I feel like I'm fucking tripping watching these. Theres no way this is real, right?
>>539164611Gigantic tentacles come out of the water and nobody hears or sees anything. Outstanding.
>>539164659Space benis
This looks so much worse than I thought. Acting looks horrendous.
>>539164659A sea kike
>>539164659Charybdis I think
>>539164290Imagine how much she begged for this short forgettable role
>>539164186All the Nolan fan boys sicken me man. I have a Dark Knight movie poster right on the wall in back of me and I'm not going to support his latest trannie/nigger slop
>>539164659Tsk. Back to school, you.
>>539164683That's a future Oscar winning movie you're talking about. Show some respect.
>>539164787Nope, that was the whirlpool.
>>539164186>>539164226This movie looks so cheap and shitty. What the fuck was the acting direction for the extras? Where did the budget go? Why do cannibal barbarians have full steel plate? Why do the alleged heroes looks like homeless poorfags?
>>539164387So did The Woman King. Rotten Tomatoes it a fucking joke. They manipulate scores by deleting negative ones for their precious woke shit. No movie deserves a 99% btw
>>539164877>Where did the budget go?The ratings probably
>>539164850Nigga those don't look like tentacles they look like giant mountain penises.
>>539164659>>539164787Scylla
>>539164961>those don't look like tentacles they look like giant mountain penises.This film looks exactly how the jews want it to look. Niggers, Trannies, Giant penis monster.Its all there.
>>539164507kek, this was xena
Am I wrong in thinking every scene with a bow is poorly executed? Why does the bow look so weak and small? Is that historically accurate? If it is, I doubt it would kill an 8ft tall giant. Also why are they not pulling it back all the way and not aiming? Shitty directing and choreography for these fight scenes.
>>539164493Kek it was a pretty comfy show still
>>539164923Truke
>>539164401*xheCome on anon, it's 2026
>>539164186He hired a tranny to play a role and race swapped charactersThis is trash
>>539164611is this all meant to be a harryhausen pastiche or something?it looks awful
With the budget this movie had and the long awaited follow up to Troy, they could have easily just made it a good movie. I'm starting to buy the idea that the awards require diversity in the cast, I just don't see why the rest of it also has to look like shit.
>>539165269>the long awaited follow up to Troy, they could have easily just made it a good movieThere will never be a movie as White as that or LoTR ever again.
>>539165187>Is that historically accurate?lol its a gay ass greek fantasy movie where they removed all the greek sex, it's beyond gay without having any cool hot muscular dudes fucking. the worst kind of gay shit. tranny gay. at least give me hardcore buff gay.
>>539164659Giant garloids
>>539164186I’m sorry you’re a nigger.
>>539164290I can never take this movie seriously lmao
>>539164186Thumbs up from me
>>539164906Godfather 1 deserves at least a 98It loses two points for the hilariously fake Carlo 'beatdown' scene
>>539164611>sailing on the open ocean>giant sea monster "sneaks up" on the ship>none of the crew noticesGod, this fucking blowsI was surprised they didn't have Polyphemus come out as gay or something.
>>539165327That’s true, replacing historically Greek characters with niggers is already an insult to historical accuracy, so they probably could’ve put in a bow that’s a bit more convincing for killing giants. Oh well, that’s one of the many compromises Nolan made on this garbage movie.
>>539164186>>539164226>>539164290>>539164380>>539164532>>539165269 (You)On the radio there are literal, actual high class high society snobs talking with british posh accents in australia in analytical thesis format treating this as artTHIS IS NOT a serious civilisation or societyIt's a fucking fever dream
I'm not trolling but this actually looks kind of awesome. It's obviously AI, but that's okay, I like AI. Also, I don't want to watch Helen of Troy as portrayed by the blackest gorilla nigger I've ever seen, but we could just use AI to replace her with literally anyone else and the movie would probably be great. Also, big fan of Elliot (who has a Y chromosome by the way) and think that he must have pretty enormous testicles to detransition and go on to make more movies. Stunning, brave, all that.
>>539164532take me back to 2005
>>539165650
>>539164532>Why do all movies just look like shit now?Because only untalented hacks are allowed to make movies.
>>539164532Because all the good white guys who worked on them got fired and replaced with incompetent women and brown people
>>539165864>incompetent women and brown people"Incompetent" is redundant.
How come movies from the 70s and on look better than this slop? Can't even get convincing costumes anymore.
>>539164290Elleniot will never be a man, stay mad.>>539164348It runs like it has sharted in its pants.
>>539164290
>>539166120ftfy
>>539164611Um, sorry, it was my first time acting haha. Sorry if I was a bit too forceful, it's kinda hard to control down there lol
Can someone more smart than me explain how ancient couldn't be niggers? In a kosher format since I want to post it on normie media.
>>539164584I don't think so. Just check on the rotten tomatoes, there's 98 of them. Jews don't like Greeks due to an old conflict.
I'll just wait for the Limbus Company version of The Odyssey, fuck this shit.
>>539164532Because digital lets them change and edit everything in post production. With film you have to set up everything in reality. Like the Matrix looked green because the lighting was actually green.
>>539164186I don't think so nolanoid, this movie is ass.
>>539164290Oh wow you really cant fix the center of gravity thing. She has a really awkward run with the armor on, she trying to stay upright and balance the entire time
>>539166245What did God intend when he made women batshit insane gold digging whores?
>>539165553>On the radio there are literal, actual high class high society snobs talking with british posh accents in australia in analytical thesis format treating this as art>>THIS IS NOT a serious civilisation or society>It's a fucking fever dreamThankfully the best reviewer of all time and King of TV Armond White has already slapped down this trainwreck.https://www.nationalreview.com/2026/07/the-odyssey-the-twisted-epic-we-deserve/
>>539164611the most terrifying and unforgettable ancient greek monster, the elephant foreskin
>>539166366If they wuz ancient niggers then why aren't they niggers now?
>>539164611>all of them looking around like when the beast isn't in frame, it doesn't exist at allnolan is senile
>>539167015Not all women, just asians>t. Knower of many things
>>539165269Awards give prizes based also on the values of the movie. A good epic film, but far from the actual recognized moral values, will be considered undeserving
they even have the martian. impressivedo they sing at the end?
>>539167102that article sucksit doesn't actually say anything about the movie
>>539168254Suck a bag of dicks Metatroon.
>>539164611If you told me this was restored footage from the 70s I would have believed it.
>>539168438>it doesn't actually say anything about the movieYou don't seem to be able to read perhaps you need to go back to 3rd grade.
>>539165527it gets worse. I think that after sailors get snatched they guy is saying >watch your head! yeah, thanks buddy. no one noticed the giant sea snake thing picking off crew members.
>>539164186How bad did this bomb?
>>539168563I don't even need to look it up to tell you it didn't. When you're catering to niggers, trannies, feminists and literal retarded kikes, you'll bank at the box office.
>>539164787
>>539168563Opening is kind of strong but it also has a huge budget to make up so we'll have to wait and see. I think sales will start dying off the more that people who actually watched it and aren't shills start talking about it.
>>539168728This. Big open bc of curiosity then word will get out about what a stinking dumpster fire it is and people will stop going
>>539168722>tranniesI've never seen this translate to sales
>>539164380Now THAT'S what I call Nolanesque action!
>>539164226looks like Marvel shit KEK, why the fuck do they look like giants?
>>539168469I had to watch it a second time to be sure that it wasn’t. That stupid way they’re jerked into the air looks identical to Aliens.
>>539168823Marginal when there's a guy larping as a woman because it shits on women. Lefties and feminists don't really like that.But in this case we have a woman, larping as a warrior, shitting on men. Fun fact, this character is never mentioned by Homer, it comes from the Aeneid which is a Roman telling of another story tied to Troy. A cameo, if you will.
>>539164226Who is fighting here? Who are the big guys in full armor?
>>539164809
I always wonder why the right continues to attack media when media literacy is their weakest point. You don't know art, give it up. Go weld a pipe for the oil company and rant in your pickup. Stop trying to participate in the frontier of human experience, you are lesser.
>>539169314Bravo Kojima-san, I kneel.
>>539169394If criticism of perceived arts is wrong, why are you calling us "the right"?I met trailerpark trash that was more knowledgeable than I am even if the trailerpark trash did not attend an Ivy League school.
>>539164186The cinematography is so bad, feels like a monty python sketch
>>539169394Are you as snarky with your wife’s boyfriend?
>>539169598>trailerpark trash>ivy league>tfnigger what?
>>539164380this feels like the most astroturfed movie in years. how much is Soros paying you shill to come on here?
>>539164186Is this from that 90s tv show Xena? So bad lmao
>>539169875No. Xena was better and had sovl
>>539169918Funny how back then everybody loved women MCs. Maybe the average quality of women is in a freefall?
>first time meeting a jeet
>>539164186>apologizeno.nolan should apologize for making a 3-hour self-indulgant pretentious steaming pile of garbage with a 1-hour slow-assed begining.your pacing sucks, christopher.
>>539164186>>539164226I don't remember this part when I read the book?
>>539170102Imagine the smell
>>539164186https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27art_pompier
>>539164186When will trannies stop spamming this crap? Two more weeks?
>>539169977We didn't expect disposable schlock to become a cultural battleground
>>539164290I can't think this woman is a man, she looks really retarded and nothing will make me think that she is a man>>539164348>he>>539164358this>>539164403at least Xena Warrior was hot
>>539164226the way he shoots reminds me of the prince from that Monty Python skit
>>539170230You parents taped your eyelids didn't they ching chong
>>539165346It looks like it just got arrested in a Target parking lot
>>539170344>at least Xena Warrior was hotso true king.
>>539170393In Singapore the punishment for littering is a whipping session, in a very non erotic way. Too bad it didn't happen to your nigger in 00s, Bush saved him from well deserved treatment.
>>539164290>believing trannyno wonder they lost
>>539169394>media literacy>you don't like our media and don't interpret it the way we want so you have no media literacyyou're just incompetent in propaganda so you need to find excuses
>>539170344>at least Xena Warrior was hotChecked. Not only she was hot, the lesbian action featuring her and her sidekick you imagined as a teenager was even better.Fuck, I got a phantom erection over this memory.
>>539169394>>539170601see>>539170233https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27art_pompier
>>539164659alegory for penis envy consuming youremember it's tranny movie
>>539170699Checked and phantom erection pilled
when are we gonna get a hd full leak? can we get russia or the asians on the case? im not paying for zogslop
>>539164226he's drawing the bow so casually
>>539164290It's a trap!
>>539170699based and true.
>>539164234https://files.catbox.moe/x9qy6q.mp4
>>539164877>Where did the budget go?They are currently very busy buying out theatres, paying off media shills, and hiring bots in a coordinated advertising and demoralization psyop aimed at the unthinking masses.
>>539164493Motherfucker literally looks like a child using a dollar store bow.
>>539164226The way he fires that arrow...So lazy, so carefree...It's as if nothing matters.What a movie.Why are the webms so pink btw, is that just the legendary IMAX colour grading looking like ass as usual?
>>539168833
>>539164226>>539164186SET THE BURNING SAILSHORIZONTIME WEIGHS MORE THAN GOLDA HEARTBEATMORE THAN SHOULDERS CAN BEARALL THE YEARS AFLAMEWE'RE YEARNINGBURN MARKS NEVER FADETHOUGH WE AREGOING NOWHERE FAST
>>539168833More like picrel.
>>539164532They used to master the colours for the silver screen and CRTs.Theatre screens take any colour you blast at them so no problems there.CRTs only reproduce so many colours and so brightly, which reflects in tape and dvd releases.But LCDs do colour better, so the old material looks good.Now we have OLEDs with way too much contrast and brightness levels that make ceiling lights look dim.Not just OLED TVs, but OLED monitors and (Super) AMOLED tablet and smartphone screens.Screens that by default are tuned to be too rich in contrast and too bright, because that's the wow factor people buy.That unfortunately is the screen most people watch anything on, so that's the screen the movie production nerds are mastering their work for.That is why most productions look muted, grey, dull, and colourless.With a well-calibrated OLED, that's what it is.With a stock OLED and the device's saturation settings cranked to the max by default, the colour balance is better.tl;er: retards doing retarded work for retards with retarded display configurations.
>>539169394Comments like this always reminds me of the king of the hill episode where Bobby goes to community College to learn clown 101.The professor is some butt hurt faggot who derides Bobby's childish class clown behavior and teaches him how to be unfunny faggot like the professor. Ends with hank preventing Bobby's from getting his ass kicked for being a faggot.Tldr you are an unfunny elitist faggot.
>>539164186The Odessy is the most Fedora-tipper theme. It's "deep capeshit" meant for redditors to fill their atheistic void, just like Game of Thrones also does.Meanwhile shit like Star Wars and LOTR actually have heart and soul.
>>539169653Honestly could have been 5 episodes of xena or Hercules.
>>539169977>funny how back then everybody loved smoking hot babes in sexy attireYeah quite funny indeed
>>539164186The Laestrygonians in the story were actually Norsemen attacking the Greeks in Scotland or Faroe Islands.The Odessey is a group of stories from the Minoan Bronze Age, back when they exited the Gates of Hercules at Gibraltar and sailed up the Iberian coast to Britain, where they found tin resources in Cornwall. It was a closely guarded state secret at the time, because tin was the extremely rare ingredient needed to create bronze, the metal of the age, and access to it was worth more than gold.The Greeks sailed all the way up to the arctic circle during their global warm period, where they encountered the Norsemen (Laestrygonians), but also documented the phenomenon of the midnight sun, which is in the book.It is thought that they may have reached as far as Newfoundland following the general track that Leif Erikson would follow many centuries later.Charybdis describes Old Sow whirlpool in New Brunswick, and the Scylla describes the sight of thousands of harbor seals basking on rocks (6 headed monster that barks like a dog)
>>539164532Streaming. Washed out colors are significantly easier to render digitally, making for smaller file sizes and saving on bandwidth expenditure.
>>539170480To this day, I would pay big monies to have Lucy beat the shit out of me, pin me down, rape me, and then call me "pathetic" and spit in my eye when I cum in 30 seconds.
>>539172216Continued. You guys are thinking about this movie all wrong. The same redditor audience that watches marvel capeshit is seeing this. Hence why the woke shit doesn't even phase them.
>>539164186The movie's not making money, so who's paying shills to promote it?
>>539164226Wow that looks like shit
>>539164226>Crying out for his (a)tendies while getting mogged by a legion of chadsHe's literally Me(dysseus)
>>539164534>can cherry pick any sceneevery scene in the movie is bland and awkward because the actors cast can't into classical acting and the director is an adhd sperg with no talent.
>>539164290She just looks like a post-wall woman.
>>539168722niggers and trannies and leftits have no money, they aren't watching this either
The wishbone version of the odyssey is better than this shit
>>539164380Wtf was matt Damon doing? Every shot i have seen of him looks fuckin ridiculous. Is Nolan fucking with us?
Sorry your movie sucks ass
>>539164186It looks faker than the wizard of Oz did, god movies suck so fucking much now.
>>539170197Laestrygonians the cannibal giants.
>>539164186I'll wait and fill out the I Told You So form in a couple weeks instead. You won't come here to post about it any more because you're a little bitch, but someone else will, and I will fill it out.
>>539165412the godfather films are retarded slop full of mumbling jews pretending they're italian. you probably have a scarface poster on your wall,smoke copious amounts of drugs, and listen to nigger music.
>>539164290what the fuck is even happening in this scene? why is she running towards them and not away from them?
>>539169977Its 4th wave feminism.Women were fine when they were trying to raise themselves up to men.4th wave decided instead they needed to drag men down.
>>539169918>tfw you will never be a femme on sapphic adventure with leather-clad warrior from the mythical isle of Lesbos
>>539173032Leave dank buds out of this
>>539172874Dude's 55 and was never especially athletic. I mean even during the Bourne years the action set pieces relied on close ups and jump cuts to sell it.
>>539170102>Saardejeetes, proud Greek warriaar
>>539171151>identifying wood.
>>539170393Your skin is poop coloured xd
>>539171151So, they have starred Kash Patel in the movie?
>>539164186The film is shit.
>>5391731094th wave is owned and operated by trannies and the churchno this is not leftoid crackpot bullshit. the church is at the top
>>539173341>grass is greenokay?
>>539169394>you dont know art, we do!>destroys antique buildings.>destroys works of art made 2000 years ago.>creates bland, disgusting new age crap while shitting on old artistic beauty because muh racism muh white supremacy.Unironically kill yourself you vile demon.
>>539165553This guy gets it.
>>539169394The left has never made art.
>>539170480>>539170699>>539171083>zenaShe truly has the saddest of tits. Not sure about the fire crotch though
A lot of the conservative commentators are now coping saying the movie is subverting subversion and Nolan only picked trannies and black slop to subvert the modern audiences. The right wing in America is doomed, man.
>sold out everywhere>high ratings and scores>literally broke records at a pre screening or test screeningChuds fucking lost lol
>>539164290KEK five pounds of light weight foam armor was too much for her
>>539164186
>>539171737>Shitty phone camera clip>"Why is the color grading so shit?"
>>539174151Sold out everywhere according to ZOG media? Yeah I bet
>>539164507https://youtu.be/AAeZtIyXCYc
>>539164186>Entire cast is literally just niggers and jewsNever changed, Hollywood
>>539166805Cinema and dvd matrix was bluish, it was greened up after the sequels released.
>>539165983kek
>>539174495
>>539173888>Real art!
>>539174151https://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Odyssey-The-(2026)It's doing almost as badly as fucking Supergirl was at this point after release.
>>539174609Biden’s future library will be real artThey plan on using the old Scranton school for the deaf in PAIronic since him and the Clinton’s used that school to traffick deaf and blind kids to their customers and friends
>>539164507
WAAAAAAAAAH I DONT LIKE THE DIVERSITY MOVIE AAAAAAAAAAAH NO MORE NIGGERS PLAYING WHITE PEOPLE AHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I wish Jon bernthal would fist me with his big punisher hands.
>>539164186Why is that dude running like a girl?Guys move their arms when they run. Even if they're carrying something.
>>539174745Shalom faggot
>>539171737Look at the trailers. Muted dim lighted slop.
Nolan movies have always been goofy
Was looking for them big titties, but nothing to see.
>>539164186>>539164226>>539164290>>539164380>>539164493>>539164611This is dumb
>>539175278Explain what this is immediately
>>539164234lol
>>539169918It's so weird to think in the 90's, you could have made millions from just owning a decent video camera and some mics, then going out to the woods with your friends and making any silly TV show.
>>539164611Big fucking alduin visits helgen energy here lmao
>>539175495you can see millions of big titties for free on the internet
>>539171151Who takes a shot like this and then goes "yeah, this is great! This is totally the tone of the film we're trying to create."
>>539166245
>>539173042Paige is playing Sinon from the Roman Aeneid who's job is to trick the Trojans into taking the wooden horse. Sinon and the Trojan horse don't appear in the Iliad or Odyssey so I don't see why it was included (aside for an excuse to put the horse in marketing), though I've seen anons say Paige replaces Achilles' role later on. That'd be an outright retarded decision though.
>>539175695
>>539175495It's AI. Look at the hands along the right margin.
>>539174609I don't hate it... But it is kind of funny to see this building juxtaposed with downtown Chicago, which is breathtaking, whatever your opinions on the city now.
>>539175278WHAT!?!??!WHAT IS !?!?@WHAT?PLEASE
>>539175695trvke
>>539175278>>539175495>>539175767
>>539164611>We made it!>Thanks the gods-ACKMarvel tier humor
Nolan’s use of scale (the overmarketed IMAX viewing platform) perverts classical cinema as well as the literary classics. Nolan’s insensate followers — the Nolanoids — don’t appreciate great composition; their sense of aesthetics has been dulled. In their fascination with new technology, they forget what was achieved by David Lean’s enlarged aspect ratio in The Bridge on the River Kwai, Lawrence of Arabia, and Doctor Zhivago — the singular perfectionist visual craft as in Lean’s earlier small-scale movies.Nolanoids exhibit the least sophisticated responses to image and sound, even when Nolan’s storyboards are essentially unimaginative, as in the sequences of the long-shot connecting Odysseus to Telemachus, the building of the Trojan Horse, the Cyclops that’s more Peter Jackson Halloweenish than Ray Harryhausen fantastic, and Odysseus strapped during the sea storm with the sirens. These don’t match the grandeur of any Zack Snyder set piece or rival the Homeric spectacles of Peckinpah’s The Wild Bunch, the statuary opening of Raymond Bernard’s Les Misérables, from 1934, or the magnificent storm in David Lean’s Ryan’s Daughter. Those sequences were not just flashy; they were emotionally expressive and visually powerful.
>>539171151Bravo Nolan
>>539164380I find it telling that the people who defend Odyssey by Nolan never mention the other Odyssey movie that was just made that focuses on only the latter half of the book, and is a damn sight better.
>>53916422610lb draw weight.
>>539164507The gay one.
>>539164611Maybe it looks better in 70mm imax lmfao
>>539164226Costumes looks cheap as fuck.
>>539176181It looks the same, but gayer.
>>539164226That just looks stupid. : /
>>539176097>be the only woman in a 10000s who washes her pussy>get impregnated by a greekman
>>539164611>>539164659Cloverfield II
>>539174151where?
>>539176181>Maybe it looks better in 70mm imax lmfaoyou fucking uncultured simp >MUH IMAX im sure you love the contrast of blacked porn as well you fucking cuck.
>>539176224Right - in show Nilfgaard armour from WitcherLeft - sameshit in game.They don't fucking care but get paid 10x to who made shit like The Thing.
>>539170699>I got a phantom erectionIf you hadn't cut off your dick you could have had a real erection. SAD.
>>539164290I'd rather she was dead. Her voice was annoying when she had her tits, it's fist-clenchingly horrifying now.
>>539176097She's cheating, the jizz wouldn't survive inside a body wash. So many acids and garbage chemicals.
>>539176477The Witcher show was an absolute foid made embarrassment
>>539174085what? did you watch spartacus? she has great cans
blue wave is coming
>>539164493Why is it so small?
>>539165527I mean. KInda hard to notice when it's swiming under water... Why do retards always do this? A MILLION things to critizise this movie for but you choose that? One of the FEW things that actually makes sense. Is it autism?
>>539164186Why are they wearing medieval steel armour in antiquity/pre-antiquity? Why is all the armour significantly worse than 2004 Troy?
>>539164532It used to be White people getting paid to make kike propaganda and now it's brown people getting paid to make kike propaganda and it shows Also it literally doesn't matter anymore if the movie makes any money or not, the Jews just print more money and hand it to the Jews who make the propaganda
>>539164611>>539165527shouldnt a sea monster be wet?you would think if it just came out of the water, it would have water on it.
>>539176097In the actual story, Odysseus's bow is so heavy to draw it protects him from being cucked for 20 years.
>>539175739>picDamn, they really missed an opportunity here. Ellen could have been completely nude with her giant frankenfurter flopping around.
>>539165553Thanks for saying it out loud, anon. Sometimes it really does help, emotionally.
>>539176874but IMAX! Troon! Nolan gave you EVERYTHING you need to enjoy an Oscar winner.
>>539176942bruh, spoliers
>>539164186Christopher Nolan for being a woketarded faggot place your apology here:
>>539175495I work as a boob luber and can tell you its not all fun and games, its hard work.
>>539176599>>539176477I never understood exactly why they made the nilfgaardians armour in the TV series look like a wrinkled ballsack. What purpose would that even serve beyond just wasting material (from a famously non-frivolous society).
>>539177221This is how they train Chinese spies to get in bed with our politicians btw
>>539177221>do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
>>539164186Nah i won`t watch it, looks mid and Nyongo is very old
>>539177235It was observations like that that made Cavil quit the show in the first place. To be fair he should have known it was going to be pozzed when he found out it was a foid showrunner.
>>539164290Raped by kikes as an infant/child so she wants to be come unattractive to all men
>>539177030oh dang i did not consider these things!that changes everything!
>>539177235>What purpose would that even serveThe purpose of women to ruin everything.
>>539176874I believe that is meant to depict Scylla, who would not be wet as she dwells atop a cliff.Also canonically they weren't taken by surprise rather forced into the confrontation out of fear of being drawn into the whirlpool of Charybdis.The "heads" grabbing sailors however should be depicted as dog heads not whatever paper mache bullshit that's supposed to be.
>>539175507Fuck, that was funny
>>539177365like mitch mcconnel?
>>539177470I bought one of her tits on ebay for $50,000 but she can have it back if she ever decides to end this tomfoolery
>>539177604pic or it didnt happen
>>539177592Precisely
>>539174548Fucking zoomers
>>539177221When she grabbed the other woman's hips, did she moan? You see the other girl shift at exactly the same time lol
>>539164186>>539164226>>539164290>>539164611OY VEY, FILMING IN CINEMA IS HECKING ILLEGAL! MODERATORS DO SOMETHING, THIS IS THEFT!
>>539165187Mongol and eastern archers could theoretically carry smaller bows like that, and carry the arrows in the bowstring hand, though I can't say this was common in Greece to my knowledge. As for pulling it back, and how it's not "conventionally" aimed, that's equally dubious. That one could hipfire a bow at the home scene's distance is borderline laughable, although, again, possible. It's the ancient equivalent of dual wielding. Also Damon aimed "conventionally" in the silver surfer barbarian scene, so consistency is questionable.I think a slightly larger bow would've been used, but not the longbow size most would probably conjure to mind.
>>539165553You can hire actors who sound posh to say whatever you want them to say. How do you think Christopher Hitchens made his living?
>>539177235I think it was literally meant to look like dicks and balls because muh patriarchy>>539177455>he should have known it was going to be pozzed when he found out it was a foid showrunnerA lot of them pretend to be faithful early on just to trick fans.
>>539165576Paid shill or perfect parody?
>>539176030What movie
>>539172400Interesting. Thanks for that.
>>539177943What is this amazing sword technique called where you you wind up for a lateral draw only to awkwardly switch to downward strike using only your elbow?
>>539176861Its literally just this. Anyone who says otherwise can be ignored, its the same problem with gaming. Anyone with a concious can see the fruits of media made outside the confines of the industry and instantly see the difference in quality.
>>539177221Imagine the smell
