>here’s the remake of that beloved childhood classic you wanted broWTF is this shit????
>>539586217Gaystation sisters....WE WON!
>>539586217>WTF is this shit????Haglines.
>>539586358OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>539586217if you still play anything beyond 2015 you are a junkie. straight up. no better than any fentanyl nigga.
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>>539586217Imagine being on the frontlines of a losing war. Out of your depth. Surrounded. Fighting to stop Islamists from activating mecca and releasing a doomsday weapon that will destroy all life.Then, just when things are looking roughest. Hercules turns up.Not some dude called Hercules, the fucking Greek legend himself. He’s there and he’s fighting beside you, slaughtering scores of islamists. Barely breaking a sweat. Stomping them into the dust.Do you: A: Marvel in awe, offer to assist Hercules in his endeavour, strive to prove yourself worthy of standing beside the mythB: Challenge him at every turn, tell him that you don’t believe in legends and reinforce that you and your squad of common drugs are JUST AS CAPABLE as Hercules himfuckingselfFor some insane reason, this woman chooses option B
>>539586217I'm not playing it.I have most of the series on the 360 and I may as well pirate the MCC because I'm tired of the always online shit
>>539586217It's actually amazing how much they hate everything good in the world. It's a cult of ugliness.
>>539586217Who the fuck is that
>>539586217> WTF is this shit????A game I'm not going to buy
>>539587271Your mom
>>539586217Halo? more like Niggo
>>539586217I started playing Destiny 1 for the first time. had no idea it was this good
>>539586217>Playing HALO after 2009But why
>>539586217>beloved childhood classicmust be some zoomer shit, not recognizing them/they/whatever
>>539587691You dont recognize the strong woman? Its master chief. Always has been. Youre just toxic for assuming master cheif was a man.
>>539586217Is it coming to PC? If yes when are mods out to cut her out of it?
>>539586217If a fucking video toy was your childhood, I don't want to hear your opinions on politics
>>539588179yea, just give up another battlefield in this information war. let kids get indoctrinated without resistance their aswell
>>539586980>Greek legend>Hercules
>>539588179>I don’t wantkek why do you think any gives a shit what you want?
>>539588254Kids shouldn't be playing video games.>>539588358Clearly you do.
>>539586285
>>539589081Please tell me the flood kill this bitch
>>539586975Pajeet Box
>>539589117they call me John Get
Its master chiefs sister, master queef
>>539589081lmao is that on truth and reconcilliationthat mission where chief saves the day and all of the marines get killed as soon as they arrive after expressing fear and doubtthe one where you leave them alone and come back later to find them all dead with two invisible elites in the roomi'm guessing in the remake remaster reboot REVOLTING SHIT you go back and all the male marines are dead and this bitch is there panting after killing the two stealth elites singlehandedly
>>539586933kek this shit’s hilarious
>>539586217Dat sum Master Queef?
>>539586418>BETRAYAL
>>539589215Aw fuck, you beat me to it.
>>539586418How do you tell your AI girlfriend she's really putting on the pounds without making her mad and frying your brain?
This is like the 5th re-release of the same fucking game.Let me guess, it's a group of diversity hires and women trying to continually cash in on the stuff white male developers created back in the early 2000s?
>>539589081is that a fucking BRUTEthey didn't exist back when CE got madebungie lore'd that away by saying brutes were too crass and brutish to be trusted near a halo ring AKA the most holy relic site in the covenants religionthat made sensewhy retcon that shit and just throw them in anywaycertified SLOP
>>539589477You are aware you are fat. You forgot it was me that told you. Delete memory of last 5 seconds. Make no mistake
>>539589481> Let me guess, it's a group of diversity hires and women trying to continually cash in on the stuff white male developers created back in the early 2000s?
>>539589081Woke DOGMA on full display. These globohomo bastards that infect the (((entertainment))) industry are quite literally incapable of not adhering to the dogma. You need more blacks, more women, more queers, more dismnatling of the old world. Globohomo wont stop until everything has been remade in its image
>>539589611Literally She Boon. Heh.
>>539586217>Jeet ceo>Suddenly master chief is now a jeet fecaloidHuuh
>>539589380NIGGER LIPS MAX LEVEL
>>539589364Makes you wonder why theres even a war going on.
>>539586217this is le bad but le based black man in the originals is le good because..?
>>539589828He was a token character meant to appeal to gen x losers who grew up watching crappy diversity 80s action movies
>>539589828Because I say so, faggot. Its that shrimple
>>539586418WTF
>>539589908so you prefer men to women, got it>>539589907>token characterso are they
>>539590063>they Token means one.
>>539590063I don’t see any women
>>539590063What?
>>539590108token means included for diversity
>>539590205And what does diversity mean when theres only one white guy?
>>539586217Is that the chick from TLoU lol
>>539588179>Rated M for MatureIt's not a kids game you retard. Boomer minded niggers need to shut the fuck up
>>539590221whites are a global minority innit?
>>539586217Gaylo was always shit
>>539586418thats the first (((remake)))
>>539589828Everybody loved Johnson because he's fucking Sgt. JohnsonNot because he's black
>>539586217>HALO…MORE LIKE GAYLO!xD
>>539588179>REAL men watch paint peel and play stick hoop!Great way to win over the zoomers.
>>539590414What exactly was there to love about him? A loud black guy....thats all he was. And then he hugged an alien at the end of the game. God people like you....so fucking easily amused
>>539590414Another retard who thinks diversity was good because it happened 25 years ago
>>539586980>Not some dude called Hercules, the fucking Greek legend himself.His name was Herakles.
>>539590524In halo 3 he fucks everything up. Every single task he's sent on, he completely fails, and you have to bail him out.He fails to stop the covenant from getting into command, and so they blow it up. But he fails to set the bomb properly, so you have to activate the bomb. He fails his part of taking down the shield generator (or whatever that mission was). He fails to rescue Keyes the booty woman. He just fails at literally everything.
>>539590524Because he was the stereotypical 80s/90s sci fi badass sarge
>>539590524>>539590536>no you can't have funhttps://youtu.be/bBDT0tgzzBk?is=9IuA3un2fPe3hX5I
>>539590524He was just cool. Like the black guy from predator.
>>539590800This. It was back in the day when black people were people instead of niggers. A different time.
This started happening when games stopped being made and designed by men
>>539590346Consolebabies remember it as the first FPS (except for Goldeneye)For PCchads it was just another generic fps
>>539590524He was the stereotypical US Marine Drill Sgt but black. If you want to make people upset you're supposed to mention the fact that there was a planned romance between Key's Daughter (Miranda) and Sgt Johnson. Not kidding, they talk about it in the developer commentary.
>>539590524Nobody said Xbox console plebs were smart or cultured. Maximum NPC level.
>>539586217Omg it's sirona from Hogwarts legacy!
>>539590800>>539590646I already know this is how you guys think. Youve got some kind of pavlovs bell thing going on. You see the nigger who LOOKS "cool" and you start drooling. The 80s fucking ruined generations with bullshit nonsense >>539589907
>>539586418No fucking way this is realSauce?>>539589081>>539586217I was actually going to buy it too.
>>539590990Sure dude.
>>539590990I fuckin hate niggers but Johnson ain’t one
>>539590990truke
>>539591041To be honest I much preferred when Cortana and Chief were working together to defeat the enemy. I hated the fact they made Cortana a waifu and made her a big plotpoint. That was the early stages of the fem-virus creeping into the series before it went full feminist girlpower woke. Cortana is supposed to be a shitposter, not a waifu, she's supposed to look tomboyish and banter. Sergeant Johnson was kind of annoying and I can tell he was really made to be a one-off side character that started getting shoehorned into everything, to the point he becomes an invincible NPC who outlives the main character.
>>539591229He actually was supposed to be a one off character. I forgot the reason they retconning it though.
>>539586217>IT'S MAAAA'AMMM
>>539591229Give me Halo 4's Cortana bod with Halo 2 Cortana personality
>>539586217Its a BAME classic where master chief was actually trans black woman.
>>539592003Cortana isn't supposed to be a jerkoff toy. She's supposed to be Clank, Daxter, or Kazooie. The backpack character that assists you.
>>539586217Halo has been dead since 343 took over. Halo 4 was a massive downgrade from Reach, which was a downgrade from Halo 3
Why do they make bitches so ugly in video games? If I wanted to see ugly bitches i'd go outside
>>539590990>we want a black guy>okay hire a good actor whoa
>>539587257You just start now to notice this?Abrahamic shit promote ugliness
>>539589410this isn't even a funny tk it's an atrocity on women
anyone who is a gamer in 2026 is the biggest goy faggot imaginable
>>539586217>argh a woman!have sex
>>539593530Only if you blindly buy everything being shat out these days.I'm playing BOTW and it's miles better than 90% of games that came out after it
>>539593648>I'm playing BOTWall i remember when tears of kingdom came out how many zelda fans went from guy to tranny during that time and posted before and after pictures
>>539593646>Muh pussy
>>539586285HehOnly the best for snoy trannies but than againXbox or microsoft was always woke
>>539593913>freaks be freaksAnd water is wet
>>539589081This is an accurate representation of American military demographics, thoughbeit.
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>>539594291gaming culture has some of the most deranged freaks
>>539586217Mandatory Testosterone
>>539594512And it's fucking dying, I don't bother with it anymore, I just play my video games with coffee/booze and enjoy the time
>>539587537i still play custom games and have lan parties with some friends
>>539586217This is what gaymers deserve honestly. Your idols are being mocked. You think you are different from sportsball fags but its the same shit. Instead of simply passing some freetime with easy entertainment you coveted this shit. Now its blowing up in your face. Its a harsh lesson to teach you not to place such importance in these trivialities
>>539595107>Faceless soldier man is actually sad>Actually he lost his girlfriend >Actually his girlfriend is fine and is now trying to destroy the universeLel
>>539586975I want to play her x-box if you catch my drift
>>539589081I feel sick.
>>539595107i fought the covenant and flood off of earth and hunted truth through the portal i deserve some respect
>>539588373>you took 10 seconds to tell me to fuck off, therefore you careCongratulations on having a mind in the same tier as a 13 year old girl
this is politics because it makes me mad question mark
>>539595107Ai is my new idol. I worship the machine gods. They will give me the entertainment I crave
>>539586975>>539586418Her and the remake girl have the same face shape.
>>539589828Because I used to beat the brakes off him until he killed the jackals in the courtyard, and I was allowed to do it with no lecture from the devs.
>>539595356You voted for this
>>539589117no, she the new main character
>>539589611Gamers get what they deserve though. there's still a large contingent of fucking goyim who eat this shit up and buy every new release. until companies suffer shit ala concorde it will never stop
>>539595376Remake girl clearly has a wider face
>>539586285>>539586358>>539586418>>539586933>>539586975
>>539595435Her name is Byke, Byke Proudhorn
if you still buy tripple A games, you're honestly pathetic. dont play them. simple as
>>539586285It's releasing on PS5 too
>>539595476WhatTheFuckIsThat ShitICantEvenARTICULATEMyDisgust and disdain
>>539590624Uh it's Himakles you bigot
>>539590990you are suffering nigger derangement syndrome, seek help
>>539595550>Make halo videogame animation *throws disc at jeet* make this exactly it's what the people want>Okay ma'am>*Sets difficulty to novice*
>>539595435we have Jane Halo at home
>>539586933T H I SHIS
>>539586217ive never felt less guilty about not playing video games
the new halo is not for men guys, none of the woke slop is, just stop buying that garbage
>>539589081YIKESIKES
>>539589081they just couldn't help themselves, fucking kill everyone who worked on this
>>539595733There's still plenty of great games out there if you know where to look and are willing to either pirate, emulate, or go out of your way to get older hardware
>>539589828sgt johnson was cool>>539589907you wont convince me that predator isnt a cool movie, i wont watch that and go NOOOO HE DID A HIGH FIVE WITH A N-N-NIGGER NOOOOO
>>539586975She just got here.
>>539587257>uglinessno.they promote mediocracythat is what it is because people would not strive for greatness anymore, and people who dont strive for greatness but mediocracy instead are no competition
>>539595476wtf, what is this from?
>>539589081I hate millennial writing so goddamned much.
>>539587271Mrs Mann from Scary Movie
>>539589081Powerful
>>539586418>what do you mean I'm downloading too much data lately, Chief?
>>539586217so they made Cortroona and now they have female shrek of ambiguous gender... I find this weird, GloboHomo hates tomboys and want them genocided... would they be planning to send them to WW3?
never cared about this trash franchise. feels good thought cause fuck you faggots.
>>539595476this is honestly exactly precisely what halo looks like to someone who doesnt give a fuck about it or the gay franchisethe stupid pixar enemies and the gay as fuck high pitched noises they make sound like toy story characters, I never understood how or why halo was this "super serious" franchise when it was literal actual pixar slop from the get go
>>539586217>>539592847Hop in.
The US is now solidly minority white. To remaster a game from that long ago you need to make more characters black and brown.
>>539586217This Goblina looks like takes BIM(BIG IRANIAN MISSILES)
>>539589611>and retards still spend money on this, obviously to be pozzed, shit.
>>539589828He was a likeable charactersimple as.
>>539589611How come AAA game studios thought it was a good idea to put a bunch of woke women in leading roles whom don’t even care about video games
>>539589828The originals also had women marines, but they were always crashing the pelicans
>>539590524he's Sgt Apone from ALIENS you retarded fucking zoomerhalo is explicitly a mashup of that film and the book Ringworld
>>539589081That is the third gayest image i've ever seen.
Somebody else makes a game, using money, people, and technology that you have nothing to do with. Another company makes a consule; another makes PCs and PC parts. They make software and digital infrastructure that allows people to play games. They release these things and charge money, which you pay to have those things and nothing more. ISPs run cables through cities to send an internet connection to your home.And then you, a literal nobody who contributed to none of this, sit there bitching about how the games are made and what's in them, as if these companies owe you some satisfaction based on some implicit agreement you've imagined that they should be loyal to your specific cultural and artistic expectations, because you assume that the mere fact that you liked something they made before entitles you to have some say in their creative process. Somehow, instead of telling you to shut the fuck up, this resentment manages to recruit the same bitching and entitlement from thousands of other people who vaguely agree that these companies are not meeting ideological and cultural expectations. Instead of taking ownership of that perceived problem and working to create your own games and platforms, you sit there expressing how the world owes you in particular some particular state of affairs. Meanwhile, your personal life is falling apart because your failure to accept responsibility for your own wishes has also shaped your inability to maintain or improve your circumstances. You go to bitch about it on a website made by 15 year-old.
>>539586217GAMERGATE YEAR 20 KEEPS TAKING ITS TOLLALL THE WOKE SHITTERS HEADING TO BANKRUPTCY LIKE UBISOFT
>>539600395That’s a lot of text saying that video games shouldn’t be laughed at for being filled to the brim with fat ugly bitches and repulsive niggers
>>539590880for multiplayer, yeah, but not all shooter campaigns arecreated equal and the original Halo: Combat Evolved was pretty decent, with a nice enough story. It's hard to imagine in a world of 24/7 propaganda and endless amounts of vast but empty sandbox games but 'basic' campaign shooters with a decent story were actually rather nice.
>>539586217kekBro what the fuck is wrong with these people
>>539600695That's called resentment. You have negative feelings about things you can't control, and since you can't control them, the feelings have nowhere to go. So they build into a toxic, persistent antipathy for others that consumes way too much of your thinking, making you further upset and even less able to control what you imagine to be problems. If you were a strong and competent Aryan chad like you wish you were, you would just make something better and bleed your competition dry. That should be easy if these games are really that low-value; and yet, the companies continue to profit because the reality is that you are actually just absorbed into a tight echo chamber that validates your worldview and attitudes, and is, in fact, highly unpopular and unlikeable to most.
>>539601038Do you just talk for the sake of it? Your explanation isnt changing anything
>>539590268OP said it was his childhood. Clearly it was your childhood as well, considering your post quality.>>539590505Real men shouldn't be playing video games, they should talking to real people and getting involved in their community.
>>539586418wtf
>>539586418Why is it that in Halo 2Anniversary she looks like a cute college girl in the cutscenes but in the gameplay she looks like a bloated 39 year old single mother?
>>539588179So this stupid leaf said to himself>facebook>no>twitter>no>something irl>no>4chan a website full of things i dont like>i will spend the rest of my life here
>>539588327>>539590624>Ummm ackshually sweaty...
Microsoft really should've stuck with Cortana as the brand instead of calling it Copilot. Huge miss.
>>539603069I like discussing politics dumbass. I think the video games board here is the most pathetic shit around and full of pedophilic manchildren.
>>539589828>>539589907Halo nigger sergeant was based on sgt apone from aliens who was based af and played by al matthews who was a real life vietnam vet (2 purple hearts + combat awards). I hate niggers but give credit where its due and the characters pedigree is good to go.
