>Burnham invites Tories and Lib Dems to social care talkshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1k1vgx08gko>Burnham benefits 'bribe' to choose work: Labour will give £4,500 to parents on benefits if their children start an apprenticeshiphttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16011117/Labour-unveils-new-4-500-year-handouts-households-benefits-youngsters-taking-apprenticeship-worse-off.html>Horror as two teenage girls 'raped in alleyway' in UK seaside townhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2233948/two-teenage-girls-raped-blackpool-deansgate>Workers face new tax to fund social carehttps://archive.ph/eXRQV>AI tool will lead to more child refugees being treated as adults, charity warnshttps://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2026/jul/29/uk-immigration-ai-age-facial-recognition-child-refugees-adults-bias>Ed Miliband to visit France and Spain as both countries experience devastating wildfireshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ed-miliband-france-spain-trip-wildfires-eu-b3023343.html>Zack Polanski repeatedly refuses to apologise for 'making plans for Nigel' guillotine T-shirt posthttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/zack-polanski-newsnight-nigel-farage-tshirt-reform-b1291630.html>First beaver births in four centuries recorded in Scottish Highlandshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-07-28/first-beaver-births-in-four-centuries-recorded-in-scottish-highlands>Andy Burnham wants partnership with private sector, says UK business secretaryhttps://archive.ph/mrOzT
fuck labour
>>539814605well said old sport
For me it's him constantly IP switching so he can 1PBTID shitty youtube music videos that nobody listens to
>when it's garbage collection day and you see little Timmy picking up your trashThat's right, whiteys. Know your place and pick up my empty herbs and spice containers.
I would emigrate to another country but I don't want to learn their stupid language or get a job. What do?
>>539814772how old are you? thailands got a very good over 50s retirement visa
>>539814529>First beaver births in four centuries recorded in Scottish Highlandsthis is Big Beaver propaganda. there are several beaver charities around the highlands who each get a million quid or so a year to watch the beavers. i can say for a fact that beavers have been born in the highlands before those loch ness ones, but they weren't used as part of a grant package to get money from the scottish government.
>>539814772Teach English in china
>>539814855need a degree for thatyou could teach in some shitty country like Vietnam or Laos
Value of ForeskinsForeskins can indeed be worth a substantial amount of money. Here are some key points regarding their value:Estimated WorthA single male foreskin can be valued at upwards of $100,000.The retail value of a processed foreskin can reach millions of dollars when used in various applications.Uses in IndustryForeskins are sold primarily to:Biotech Companies: For medical research and skin healing.Cosmetic Companies: For use in anti-aging products and skin care.Market DemandThe demand for foreskins has increased due to their use in:Stem Cell Research: Foreskin fibroblasts are utilized for their regenerative properties.Cosmetic Products: Some beauty products claim to use foreskin-derived ingredients for skin rejuvenation.Ethical ConsiderationsWhile the sale of foreskins is legal in many places, it raises ethical questions regarding:Consent: Parents are often not informed about the potential sale of foreskins after circumcision.Profit Sharing: There is typically no compensation for parents from the sale of the foreskin.Can you pawn a foreskin?
>>539814855But I don't know Chinese. Would I just shout at them in English until they understand?
>>539814677>mong doesn't understand how dynamic IPs work
>>539814965you dont need to know their language to teach English, they've usually got the basics down, you just have to deal with their retarded accents.
Not really a fan of the Scots, or the Welsh, or the Irish, or Americans, or Canadians, or Australians, or New Zealanders, or people from the 3rd world, or from most of Europe tbhwy lads.
>>539815009You’re a jew?
>>539815009Just don't like forrens simple as
>>539814951i had to have mine lopped off because it all tore whilst having sex with my ex. turns out i had a frenular haemorrhage so the decision for me to be kiked was done whilst i was on another planet on morphine.nice to know it's being slathered on women's faces. that means my willy has touched millions of women's faces, therefore I win!
>>539815009Gizza kiss
>>539814238>>539814399>>539814977
just equipped my unwalkablenator - might stew in it for 20 mins or so
Reminder the French flag is an actual paedophile who the goblin invited here from his CSAM sharing discord he runs with sosban
>>539815107You're obsessed (+Filtered)
>>539815053>You’re a jew?No.>>539815057>Just don't like forrens simple asYeah.
>>539814951Imagine what an aborted end of term "foetus" is worthFunny they're decriminalized that innit
>>539815145et toi
Andrew Burnham's dog is called Axel
>>539815061Old ladies faces or…
Reminder the frog paedo turned up right in the middle of J-nogs paedoproxy posting CSAM. Because it was jnog who invited him here. Then he instantaneously starts copying the nonce's mannerisms and writing patterns to try to fit in.
>>539815157ffsits me you mong kek
>>539815223Frank’s having a melty
>>539815145>>539815211>>539815107
>>539815133Do these work?
>>539815248he's taken me for a baked bean lad
>>539815223Ah - un-filteroonied then.Who pissed on his cornflakes today?
>>539815276Genuinely hope you and your little band of discord paedophiles get your throats stamped on you disgusting child abusing paedophiles. I'd gladly cut off your oxygen supply, you don't deserve one you disfigured little nonce.
>>539815187bit on the nose don't you think
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Farage the faggot mincing about in Clacton reporting people to the police
Mad how their are north Korean schools in Japan
>>539814529I look at this picture often. It's my main reminder to never relax, never forget, and never forgive these monkeys
brit/pol wasn't founded on seethe
>checks brit/pol for the first time in 4-5 weeks.>regular namebames sucking each other off and still engaging in "u pedo", "me no pedo, u pedo", "nuhuh, u big pedo haha" tier-discourseGlad to see you lot are developing at your usual rate
>>539815517alri la>>539815360he's seething because I absolutely dominated some lad in here (hostel) last night and have been bragging about it
>>539815542It was founded on Goodladhood (and din dins)
>>539815549saw this same post with a slight variance last week
>>539815009Far as im concerned if you dont live on my street youre a foren. And them at no 14 can fuck off an all.
>cor proper dominator of bennyspakkers me i ampathetic little noncepost hostel address faggot lets see how tough you are then when i rip your faggot ear gauges out
>>539815529QRD?
going round to middleclass gnostic lass's place tonight for dinner and probably some sex.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=HkD8r8vdw08
floppo lahows the droopy dreidelkek floppo
>>539815702>them at no 14Wrong'uns!
>>539815304
>>539815659People are trying to turn it into real parliament slinging words like nonce and paki at each otherBring back proper brit/pol bants lads and stop the unnecessary sneed
>>539815702so what's the hullabaloo today then lads?
>>539815360Learn to filter Frank ffs
>>539815645Ahh>>539815817I was a tad overzealous is all
I reckon 32% of brinnies ITT are Thatcherites or crypto-Thatcherites
>>539815182Are you the same French flag from before who's English but married a French girl? Have you cummed in her recently?
>>539815710Zainichi Koreans
>>539815701Well, it wasn't me, so at least 2 people here are aware the rest of you are living in some weird Groundhog Day timeloop.
>>539815659I got zero (yous) for din din posting yesterday, might start willy posting again
>>539815745You went last night, what happened, was the cutlery mismatched at the plates not square?
Oh no :(
>>539815910Like you were with me yesterday?
it's actually disgusting what this country is doing to some classes of women. if you pass you should be allowed to piss in the ladies bogs.
>>539815791>>539815910uncs are in>>539815954>well it wasn't me>anonymous>didn't say it was you>jumped to overexplanation and defenceyou've done yourselfyour post would've done better as a 1pbtid toothe fact you replied just makes you look like a mong kek
Luxury nu tower block just dropped in gateshead
>>539816022Well yeah but if they pass they can just sneak into the women's loo anyway
>>539816011>larkhallThat’s where pedo Graham Dott lives
>>539815929I've had 2 French Mrs. Current Mrs is not French or British.
>>539816027>uncsfuck off
>>539816017Maybe. I was tired and emotional
>>539815912Any time soft lads get a whiff of a slight personal inconvenience they go full Thatcher, makes them feel like well ard stormtroopers Surprised the tories haven't shot up in the polls with the labour Norf bait, guess they're all on their comfy package hols
>>539816022But must piss over the toilet door
>>539816079You've had two French wives and are now on your third who is what? Irish? A bit degenerate that.
Reform is literally run by a Muslim they won't do shit
>>539816130You also forgot that you said you would let a tranny suck you off
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cvg7vglq9wpoIf ever you wish for a quick case study on blatant corruption then I recommend you study the attempts of FIFA to bribe nations in order to gain their support for controversial reforms.FIFA is offering every single associate country $40 million if they support the privatization efforts. $40 million might not sound like too much but it is a huge amount for smaller countries and African states and it is important to note that many countries themselves are corrupt and that much of that $40 million won't go to the local football association but instead to government officials.
Jews (Gregory Pincus/Carl Djerassi/George Rosenkranz) invented hormonal contraception, modern makeup (such as Maksymilian Faktorowicz), Blacked interracial porn (Greg Lansky), OnlyFans (Leonid Radvinsky). All of this as part of accelerationism to reveal the true evil nature of women (women are skanks who pursue their sex drive to no limit, sometimes under the guise of altruism).And now the female has revealed her true form. 1.women don't give sex 2. Women don't breed. 3. Women don't child rearPlus even if you DO manage to get a crumb of pussy, it can hardly make you cum (due to hypergamy and fucking chad, women don't get the tingly sensation so they have less reflex-mediated innervation of their pelvic musculature, and their pussies don't grip. Alpha fucks, beta bucks. Which is even worse if you are white, or especially if you are Asian or Indian and have a smaller phallus.I am sorry to report to you, but Jesus and Muhammad were both non ironically homosexuals, and the buddhists/hindus too. The "third eye" refers to the asshole and eye even means asshole in some languages like Russian. Even in English, doctors say the anus "winks."In conclusion, you are all gentile livestock. I do believe in God and Judaism is the only true religion. Unless the world adopts Judaism, the world will become an utter hellscape:1.) Men will stop getting sex2.) There will be perversion far worse than trannies and polyamory3.) All the races will be mixed into one4.) Finally, humanity will go extinct
>>539816184French women act like gay frenchmen and frenchmen are all gay, smelly strange place tbqh
>>539816275Don't watch football so don't care
>>539816184French women are bitches to live with.She's East European
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=xv83rTG-fQg
>>539816327
>>539816331>French women*everyone
corrrr the lads who come here just after they got out of jail love me in here now after last night, keep offering me stuffand apparently the night staff agency lads from last night proper put a good word in for me as well
>>539816263If I was wearing beer goggles and zhe was dead fit, but they never are.
>>539816327Who is "god" in judeo talmudismCan never get a straight answer from kikes
>>539816331I wouldn't live there>>539816348You didn't figure that out after the first one?>East-EuroI'm assuming you'll branch out and go for a yellow after the current funny name reveals herself to have a character defect.
>>539814529Stop putting that fucking niggers face on my timeline anglo-kike
>>539816450>You didn't figure that out after the first one?Nobeen married to current wifeski for 13 years. She's a keeper.
Cam on are Kemi!!!
>>539816445Ain Soph is the all it is not an entity as we could understand it. That's the best I could glean from their books and whatnot.
>>539816327Jesus was a semen retaining ascended volcel, mohammad was a bi-sexual nonce, two small but important distinctions
there was a man with a southern accent in my corner shopi took my flat cap off and gawked at himthen straight back down the mines
>>539814529>Planned child massacre in the UK was stopped from happening and would have been worse than what Axel Rudakubana didThis would have kicked off civil war here.
>>539816611That guy has a child molestator mustache I will not vote for him. Kemi all the way.
>>539816583both were jews
Now the political wind has blown over I think we can all come to agreement that bladee is a good lad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CiT-Eq1ql8
>>539816627how was he stopped at the schoolwhat a useless bastard
>>539814529>post specific death threat t-shirt 3 weeks after brutal political murderteehee zack, what are you like>post absurbist general 'threat' not aimed at anyone specificget in the fucking van
>>539816673Kemi stopped him. She is the only politician whgo can save Britain.
https://xcancel.com/BBCPolitics/status/2082402233241460771#m>Care teams in England “should be the best paid people in society, not the worst," PM Andy Burnham says>He also points to how many people from other countries have been caring for his fatherPeople who don't do any productive work should be the best paid, in the whole society? >The segment of the ‘boriswave’ that he wants to exempt from Mahmood’s reforms was specifically designed to reduce wages in the care sector post-Covid>Yes. And don't forget vast numbers were sacked for not taking the plandemic jab.>Import loads of migrants + dependants from 3rd world countries where avg IQ is in the 80s to lower wages of White British care workers, raise min wage to wipe out any savings, declare they should be the best paid people in society, grant them lifetime access to the welfare state
>>539816409True, sometimes you are right
>>539816627*sigh* free the mandem
>>539816754tell it to me tell it to me drink corn liquor let the cocaine be
>>539816689It was a joke at first, you'd better hope he never gets in government now. You've just created a monster.
>>539816689As he shoukd be our future British prime minister is of Nigerian stock and i find what he said highly offensive.
>>539816754Hi palhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy45l2kj35po
>>539816689>Your honour, I was only referring to Igbo DOGS!>You're free to go.
>>539816612
>>539816576So you've really got it all figured out, eh?
Why won't Andy talk with the Greens and Reform about social care?
>>539816436You fit right in with the french
>>539816754Cocaine, cocaine, after all that he'll be living in pain and jorking it till the rain comes up.
>>539816022What do they even want? They do know its already illegal to assault someone? I guess what they want is for laws to make them a protected class so they destroy someones life in court with hate crimes
>>539816646Also those are not his words.Mostly Robert Greene and Dostoevsky.He accidentally forgets to mention this.
>>539816450I wouldn’t live there either
the left are the real racists
>>539816327the thong was also invented by a jew
poor lil floppo failed to rise to the occasion of life keklegend in the flophouse though lmao
>>539816934Thanks
>>539816627He got 2 years, less than lucy connolly
when i was in canada there was this girl who said she had family from leedsshe invited me to a house party and i threw up on her wallsthen fingered her in the morningauthentic leeds experience
>>539817129Do fuck off you parasitic little niggerjew
>>539817123Nothing was "invented" by jews, they just conduit stuff from the demon realmThere's a difference
comfy in here today
Not a fan of the stella artois limited edition wimbledon cansi phoned stella about it but they just threatened to 'do me' with tennis rackets
>>539817439why u blank me for >>539816866
>>539817491why's it set in antebellum america
>>539817519"turn this text into a 3 picture ye olde style picture book style graphic"there was a man with a southern accent in my corner shopi took my flat cap off and gawked at himthen straight back down the mines""
>>539814529
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=q8rvXl-la3w
>>539817439>wimbledonGet wildhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn9BXIMYNvw
Just saw Cauldron going down the mine laughing about some meme or something, I pushed him over, he wasn't laughing after that the silly cunt.
>>539817225>>539817421seethie weethiefloppy woppykek
Just got pushed over by a handsome strangeri was head over heels
>>539817688https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_TR2m4IfqPI
>>539817718Just gave a blowjob in a flat over a womans shoe shop.It was head over heels.
>>539817643why would she agree to do this, fucks sake emma
Another ayy lmao drop happening on July 31st. Apparently this is gonna include some pretty crazy stuff, including close up HD video footage of UAP described as a "ball of energy".https://x.com/i/status/2082173118601376142
>>539817749Just shagged a contortionist but she said she was off the clock and refused to do anything bendy
>>539817766>>539817839So this is the high quality political discussion
>>539817776sometimes i worry i'm going to end up seeing footage i shouldn't see and the aliens are going to blast to my location and shoot me with their beams to erase the knowledgethey never do though, probably because they're feared of me
>>539817776Seen plenty of lifeforms round town that couldn't be described as human, don't need their AI guff
>>539816022If you pass how would anyone even know you're in the wrong bog? Exactly. Pass or go to your chromosomal bog.
>>539816733>People who don't do any productive work should be the best paid, in the whole society?Dickhead.
>>539817776bluebeam larp
>>539817948Andy Burnhams a good lad, might try and get a job at no 10 northi know a guy who works for parliament he was bullied at school but i stuck up for him and went to house and watched lord of the ringsafter school he came out as a massive gay and moved to london to be an mp case workeri bet he was bumming the mps and that's probably how he got the job as well
>>539817948Pretty much what you get in the Commons, to be fair.
Young Indians are getting even more desperate to leave India
>>539817776
>WFH>and i'm busyMe no likey
>>539818247Prime minister looks like a chud
I've just googled him, he's on the lgbt conservatives page doing a faux posh accentwhat a nob lol
>>539817766I like her roar iykwim
How does she keep falling upwards?
>>539818588she'll be coming out with a new brand of socks for her smelly feet next just to get the degenerates really revved
>>539818612Airbags for tits.
putting up a mirror today
Reminder J-nog was literally caught posting CSAM in /uhg/ and he was also kicked from the bumcord for posting it there too.
Police woman gets pepper sprayed and bystander says "I don't think you have mate"Enjoy xitter link since catbox is downhttps://x.com/TheEnglishPat/status/2082295545545032168/video/1
>>539818702post this on rdiyuk for karma
>>539816882What. The. Fuck.Jesus I fucking hate Englishmen. Kill yourself
>>539818652I would have gave Mia Wallace a foot massage, to hell with the consequences
>>539818702good empty wall that mate thanks for sharing
love white women me
>>539818756>female officer crying because she got pepper sprayedFucking embarrassing.
>>539818754Filtered for having a melty.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=RhaiAEvEiFI
>>539819039filtered back for being one of the nonces discord paedo members who had a year long melty because someone laughed at his "wifes" horse noncery
wibbledan wobbletits on a melty cos I have loads of sex appeal and he doesn'twomen laugh at my jokes even when they're not funny
>>539818756>and bystander says "I don't think you have mate"Except that didn't happen. Also do you not know about nitter or xcancel? Oh ye you're just here shilling your shite twitter slop accgrim little ghoulish spastic
What are the chances of civil war happening if Burnham decides to do his number 10 in the North thing? This feels like a precursor to one.
>>539818854on a related note if they could guarantee noone would ever know i would have sucked off tim henman and andy murray for decent wimbledon ticketsi've got a banker mate in china who loves tennis and it would have been pure gold
>>539819160zeroyou need to severely curtail your internet usageyou're bordering psychosis
>>539819160>decides to doHe already did it. Weord how the contract for 10 norg was signed 3 days before the makerfield mp resigned, and despite only being pm for a week they got logistics, security, staff etc all sorted...
>>539819160We're too fat and cucked to have a civil war now. People will complain on health & safety grounds.
>>539819153Take a chill pill mate, winging like a wee wuman.
>>539819160It's too late. He's bloody well gone and done it. It's only a matter of time.
>>539819160100you need to severely increase your internet usageyou're bordering revelation
>>539819147He's been stressed out more then usual lately.
>>539819160If it didn't happen with starmer and the herny Novak, or the Southport incident, then it's never happening. You're going to be living in two tier policed, low level race war super favella with functioning Tescos for the rest of your life.
>>539819172nah i wouldn't i'm only joking (i would)
>mfw the nonce has literally never had sex so has to pretend to a bunch of men online that he hastop zozzle
>>539818702Has there ever been a mirror that isn't second hand? Think this speaks a lot about our society.
>>539816075I wonder if they all knew about Wee Dotty? The snooker Savile.
>>539819160Meaningless, when Kemi is PM she'll just shutter the building maybe turn it into a museum dedicated to Lady Thatcher.
>>539819172>t.
>>539819378yesits because his job larp was overcompensation for financial instabilityand because oppositionally, I'm in a way more stable position now than I ever have been and and am seeing daily improvements in every single context and he can tell
>making daily improvements me i am>one day they'll even let me go outside >living me best life me i am>thats why i sock puppet TOPKEKreminder he grassed up a woman to HMRC because she rightly refused to have sex with a disgusting nonce gargoyle with stupid faggot piercings known as josh
>>539819570i went out for a meal with him and he casually dropped that he wants to go to wimbledon but can't signed me and gf up for lawn tennis association to get in their ballot kek
>>539819574I suppose 35 is expensive when you have fuck all
>>539815955Post your din dins from yesterday again lad and I'll rate it.
>>539819410Every civil war has had much deeper problems happening before the main incident, usually the martyr that everyone rallies behind. If a civil war started over any incident we would never have a society. Governments only exist so long as everyone agrees it's legitimate. Today old ladies don't trust the police, nobody trusts or likes the government, everybody live in uncertainty and is scared of their children being either raped or beheaded. Everything is here now for it to happen. Up until Henry Novak people still had this idea that the police are your friends. Every murder will deepen this until the final one.This is why I actually believe Burnham has been brought in. So all the doughnuts stop thinking like this and with the final 2 braincells in the head, they think "he's a good norfern lad". "haha andy mango sosij roll". While their kids are still getting raped and the genocide continues.
Wish giorgia meloni would throw me in a tank with endangered jellyfish at a dinner party
WE ARE NOT A SERIOUS COUNTRY LOL
Wish giorgia meloni would enter temporary psychosis and see me as a piece of tissue that needs to be split apart and just go for me
>right proper hard me i am hostel workshy mental patients proper luv me they do. on the up and up me i am, love life me, thats why im in a hostel making up stories to men on the internet and require a discord club of paedophiles to back me up . proper sadcases josh and his discord trannies are
I can't believe they thought they could get away with eliminating juries for most offences. What was more ridiculous is they claimed it'd only be if the offence was likely to lead to a 3-year sentence or under. In other words, the judge would make a pre-trial prediction of the eventual sentence and if he thought it was going to be three years or lower, he could deny the defendant a jury. Yet, here's the catch, if the defendant was then convicted, the judge could still sentence him to the max. There was no limit.
Wish giorgia meloni spent millions restaging hillsborough just to crush me
>>539819952I hope they leak all the PISA data. It's annoying having to put in freedom of information requests.
>>539820073wish giorgia meloni snapped all your spastic fingers off so you can't blog post as much as the frog paedo does
>>539820073>giorgia meloniHow are your attempts to woo her going? You're nearly as persistent as baby metal anon.
>>539819952Everyone's medical records will end up online at some point. Just a matter of when some spacker in government decides to centralise them.
>>539820117she would never she's a democrat
Got me cd walkman in leeds bradford airport in 2003. FACK I was only 11 ffsI dont remember actually buying it but I remember having it on the holiday
>>539820165i tried to get my italian friend to invite me to stay with him in italy by being like 'mate you can stay here whenever you like there's a bed for you'hoping he'd be like 'ahh you too mate'but he just said thanksso i blocked him
>>539819766KEK
>>539820277>so i blocked himYou did the right thing.
>>539814529UK Gov getting brutally MOGGED every single day on social media now. Not the politicians (although them too) but the actual apparatus of state.MOGGED by reality.Videos of French Navy helping people break into the country.Southport style mass slaughter of kids criminals getting 2 year sentences (out in 1 year, less time serves natch!).Useless plod a laughing stock now even for normies.What a time to be alive. I'm going to watch it all burn in 4K UHD when I leave this shithole sinking island.Even the Number 10. nudge unit influencers on the public tit have had enough, that cunt Gary Economics threw in the towel. Many such cases.
>>539820258Probably worth more than you paid for it now, if it works. They don't have the manufacturing skills and supply chains to make them any more.
>>539820258GCHQ is currently acquiring the passenger list for flight BY076A.
>>539820316he's a proper old school italian autistwhen i first met him he took me to a cafe and explained to me his theory of history that decentralisation leads to fascismi was like yeoo you are fucking nuts, based
>>539820385Someone's got one on ebay for £270, there's a mains plug but i cba to test it
>Burnham is planning a new levy on income, charged at 1.8% of earnings above £6,240 and paid by workers over the age of 34, in order to finance a new so-called national care service.kek I've only just woke up
>>539820337>Southport style mass slaughter of kids criminals getting 2 year sentences (out in 1 year, less time serves natch!).What was this one?
>>539820337Great bunch of lads. Keeping us safe - kicking out the scum.
>>539818829on the piss a bit
>>539820535thats a very gay looking hand
I was curious what was happening in the case of Laurence Fox posting the picture of Narinder Kaur's crotch. It's scheduled for December 2027. What a wonderful country we live in.
>>539814529>another taxWe get to pay for muslims to be looked after in care homes now.
>>539820577bit rude
>>539820592the Romans considered actors to be the one of the lowest classes of people
>>539820453they're just going to keep spamming us with nonsense for the next three years
>>539814529>>AI tool will lead to more child refugees being treated as adults, charity warnsWhat's the problem?
>>539820681do you moisturise?
>>539820703>actors to be the one of the lowest classes of peopleWere they unaware of Indians at the time?
>>539820758>people
last year i told him i was a catholic but i was obviously drunk and talking about some degenerate shit i was doing and he said then you really are a catholic
>>539820750no. i do wash my hands a lot though
>>539820803do you sing happy birthday
>>539820453He's going to try and make the tax system so complicated that the average wagie can't work out how much they're losing. Same as Blair.
https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/county-tyrone-mother-salary-benefits-5HjdfG5_2/bennymong work shy parasites should be ground up into fuel pellets for biomass power stations, at least this way they'd have some use to society
>>539820803cleanliness is next to gaybodliness
>>539819810>file deleted fish n chips with peas later
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BYjubtUzIes
>>539819526Wonder if Jimmy played snooker?
sir killalot from robot wars sex abuse allegations
>>539820477Some melanated "refugee" showed up at a school with a number of knives, a hammer, and a nice can of petrol. He was stopped and has now been convicted.He got 2 years. No info on what his plans were.Since it was only 2 years he will be out in 1 year, or sooner depending on whether or not he spent time on remand I guess.
>>539819172would you pump Andy’s mum for tickets?
>>539820829i do a big cheer and mum goes yay!>>539820878cleanliness is good. You're bad ha! gottem
>>539821059>No info on what his plans were.Mental health self care
>>539820535Those mirrors look tiny, can you actually see your whole face in it?
>>539821065No absolutely not, i draw the line at heterosexual prostitution
>>539820724I'm leaving. So I DGAF. If they want an exit tax they can whistle for it too. I'm never coming back.
>>539820703It's weird how they considered actors and musicians to be scum to be locked away back in their box once they finished entertaining you
>>539821032>sirguilty
>>539820844stop seething that i get 2k a month for doing diddly squat
>>539820258I got one free for buying a pair of walking boots in York, left it on a bus in a pool of spew 20mins later iirc
>>539821151craig charles narrating the court case as he flips the judge
>>539821112they're supposed to be for 'decoration'. i think they look tacky af so idk
>>539820453>replace the old PM because he wouldn't do anything about the continued rape of the country>new one just wants give more money to old bed-bound pensionersAnd he'll import more wogs with the money.
>>539821032I always knew matilda was a slag
>>539821032he sexualy abused Matilda
>>539821114Not even for 8 ace?
>>539821198but norf thonorf an that
>>539821156you're the reason for the boat wogs. when us workers leave, you're not going to have your little pocket money from the state any more parasite. Then the wogs will eat you.
Does the Spanish army still go to sleep for like 3 hours every single day? I think war would be a lot better like this. Hell, wagies would be able to come home and spend their free time on brit/pol/ being mind raped.
ARE ANDY IS SAVING THE COUNTRY WITH HIS NORF MANCHESTER POLITICS!
>>539821252if there's a vagina involved i'm running for the hills https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86URGgqONvA
>>539821305BEES
the people aren't going to continue to let labour commies tax them in order to fund work-shy parasitic paedos from Runcorn. I imagine (((people))) like him will be first to get cut off
>>539820844Have some FUCKING respect mate. Some of us are unemployable with this current parasite mindset. Maybe if you wagies didn't hire fucking wogs for everything the benefit rate would drop. Fucking wagies fuck off.
>>539821260we have family money anyway. when shit gets worse i'll be sipping a cocktail on the jomtien beachfront with my 5 year dtv visa
>>539821253Ah but see I don't live in the north. He has no power over my soul.
>>539821420the wogs are here because you wagies are parasitessimple asit's literally your fault
https://old.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/1v9yvjv/immigrant_approaches_a_13yr_old_child_and_tells/
>>539821472*wage shy lol
Does anyone have the torrent to the version of The Odyssey leaked on twitter the other day?
>>539821480Locked and deleted in 5 minutes
>>539821101https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BstF5__KZyg
>>539821480Greens libdem labour v00ter found
>>539821480Anecdotally, it seems that there are an awful lot of these types of incidents that are either going under the radar or being deliberately buried.
>>539821443looking into where i can go thats not also infested with bennymongs or boatwogs. not a whole lot of options besides eastern europe and the EU is about to bring in their forced migrant acceptance for them too. Ideally it would be great to stay and kick out the wogs and make the bennymongs work, but the public won't get behind either of those things. Bennymongs ruined the country. Wasn't kikes (although josh is a kike), wasn't politicians, it was benefit mongs all along. The boat wogs aren't coming for our amazing weather
>>539821480It's never the incident itself that bothers them.
>>539821059He was 21 as well. I thought he'd at least be a kid to get away with that.>Deng, who has a wife and children, was placed in multiple accommodation housing (HMO) on his arrival in the UK, the court was told.>“He wanted attention and he was in crisis but he was not motivated by hostility towards children, teachers or the wider public. There is no evidence that he threatened any individual.”>Psychiatric reports on the defendant had not identified any major mental health issues, the court heard.https://www.itv.com/news/granada/2026-07-28/asylum-seeker-armed-with-hammer-at-school-wanted-attention
>>539821674>FatFarter69kekked
on my own unlisted videos on youtube from like 6 years agoi am fucking kino and hilarious
>>539821736>>“He wanted attention and he was in crisis but he was not motivated by hostility towards children, teachers or the wider public. There is no evidence that he threatened any individual.”Except, you know, all the weapons>>Psychiatric reports on the defendant had not identified any major mental health issues, the court heard.Except, you know, walking around tooled up and going to a school.Reminder they fucked over trowelboy and Zeldaspastic for far far far less
>>539821736>There is no evidence that he threatened any individual.Imagine saying something like this with a straight fucking face when he went into a school tooled up.
>>539821825There's>>539821825Mares>>539821825Lads>>539821825
>>539821828
>>539821723i'm not working my old job paying all the fucking tax i did knowing where it goes. southeast Asia is good and surprisingly Panama is good too.
>>539821022Probably not, he wouldn't want to knock in more than 12
>>539821876
>>539814772Stay where you are then.
>>539821898That's my gran
>>539821156I get 300 quid per week autismbux, not means tested.I earn 250K per year.
>>539821863Try standing outside Burnham's house with a load of knives, a hammer, and a can of petrol, and then when the plod point their guns at you just explain that you "have not threatened any individual".Let me know how it goes.
hot weather brings all the slags out
>>539823301Might be a dead hooker.They go in the green bin.
>>539818756i like moment where she willingly accepts her natural position >on the kneesbearspray best aphrodisiac
>>539814529Apparently they had to move this nigger to Broadmoor because he's mental (or pretending to be). He doesn't wash, shave, cut his hair or wear clothes.
>>539824271Isn't that normal for niggers?
>>539820844We waste more money on random bullshit, inefficiency and just straight up nothing than we ever could on benefits.Only by bundling every single form of "benefit", including pensions and renting out entire towns for dinghy arrivals does the figure appear even remotely "dangerous".The vast majority of benefits go to people already in work, illegal arrivals and pensioners.Yes, there are perfectly healthy people abusing it. But it's tiny compared to the real problems. The media and establishment are just telling you to be mad about it because you're not allowed to be mad about the other things.
>>539824271>He doesn't wash, shave, cut his hair or wear clothes.why you wont let him rot in his own shit then?
>>539824742For this one it is. I remember reading that his dad once paid him £30 just to go and have a shower, because he was stinking the house out.
>>539820453why 34 though
>>539826841>why 34 thoughso your new astrologyengginers and brainsurgenons wont pay it for next 20 years? only white bongs irelevant anglojews or trailer chavs >you are so fckin dumb
>>539826841Probably some mix of student loan payback arrangements and foreign visas (he doesnt want all the high earners to get the fuck out of this sinking island).Reminder that for 300 dolla you can get a 5 year Thai visa and all the ladyboys your heart desires. Dont stay here for god's sake.
