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The BAME levels are criticalCritically low
>forced meme general
reminder that OP is a paedo who posts horses because he's currently a year into having a melty at being laughed at because he claimed his wife wants to be a jockey or some faggot shit. He's literally been having a melty more than 12 months, oh and he's a paedophile and also brown.
> NEW: Health Secretary Yvette Cooper says the Government will appoint a "dementia tsar" later this yearAh, a new job for Lowe
The seething has already started.
>>539821971>"dementia tsarWhat does someone in this role actually do, given that the NHS is solely run by thousands of unaccountable civil servants?
Sup lads.How’s Andy the common dandy doing?
>>539822029Mares do that. The lore keeps expanding and I'm curious to see where it'll end up.
>>539822093>What does someone in this role actually doI forgot
>>539822144Kek
>>539821945Still don't know what she means in this song. Does she love horses best, more than all the animals that are available to choose from, or is she saying that horses are unequivocally the best when compared to all the other animals?I can understand the former, it's her opinion and she's welcome to it, but to state the latter seems a bit outlandish. There are many other animals to choose from which are better than horses in certain scenarios, like a crocodile or hippo which could probably absolutely demolish a horse in a 1v1, or a rabbit or cat which would serve much better as a child's domestic pet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfD0Xyc-rIU
>>539821825
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=iGWrO2KTBwA
The janny hammer came down so hard OPs account got deleted
>>539822029This is who I want to be when I'm 40
>>539822300bottom one literally OPs familyhe is brown after all
preparing some chiggen
>>539822029
>>539822460>Kinder worldSounds like a German Epstein-esque theme park for nonces.
wormbum lahttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ksK4FEsfHrA
>Neigh-neigh, you noble beasts, with muscles sleek and bold,>While mine are soft and jiggle-sad in shirts two sizes old!>I'll shake my tiny fist and curse your hooves so fine—>Stomping mad with wobble-chest, this rage is all mine!
>>539822677I look like that.
>walking to get home from work through the city>walk past a dark as night engineer frothing and tweaking outA new one that ngl
total fucking mind rot general
>>539822782There is no escape, this is as good as it gets from now until the end
jigstarm destroyed by andy chudham
Just want good Brit/pol/ threads again. Like the old days.
>>539822677
>>539822355>Any further context?>Proof that that's an immigrant?>Is this even relevant to this subreddit?"It's fine if this is a paki born and raised here noncing kids and sounding like he just came off the boat">I'll bet my man boobs are bigger than a 13 year old.>I'll do £100 for the full hour. £200 and I'll shave 'em.updooted >This is ai. Look at the artfacting around the shadows on the floor as the girl moves.>Don't spread this crap dude, be better.Putler *folds arms*Reminder that reddit has numerous glowies operating at all times
>see headline about 'tragic' deaths>discover they were brown>mfw
>>539823036Spot on.
>>539823006just want wools out of merseyside now
>>539822611Tune
Remind j-sh was literally caught posting CSAM in /uhg/ then came to brit/pol and had a melty about it where he claimed he was 4chan staff and calling the cops lmao. Horse nonce is a member of the paedophile CSAM discord that J-nig runs, just look at the little obese nonces having to huddle together for help because they're paedophiles that every online community shunned them from so they found the anonymous one and teamed up
>>539821825What's the weather like in Blighty?
>>539823063>"There's more where that comes from."
>$35 is expensive
bet vintage cash cow is a right rip off
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=vhQpEmG0mMo
on my unlisted videos on youtube i have this video where i'm doing an acting gig for marlon from emmerdaleand they did the same show next yearand i'm ruthlessly going through what made my performance better than this guyfucking quality
lmfaohe's fucking seething
>>539823280I call the guy out for a fight on the videomate i love me
>>539823063
>if you knew who i was TOPKEKpicrel: after the nonce got caught posting CSAM in /uhg/
>>539823304We can add creativity to the listnof things he hates.
>>539823337nobody gives a toss
>>539823363
>>539823209Hot, apparently. Got the aircon on though.
i'm getting so many random diamond hard erections today it's weird. does that mean we're winning lads?
>>539823414i think that just heightens it frankly
Might go to mosque, get the imam to calm me down, having a bit of a mental health episode, really not sure what I might do otherwise.
>>539823209
>>539823531It's struggling - better than nothing.
>>539823546Look at a picture of Ash Sarkar. Is it still diamonds?
>>539823546100% erect willy gang energy
>>539823603on the phone to community leaders
Hi, what's been happening lately?1/2Put my ethnicity as arab
>>539823641Pencil lad never drew us that picture of her bumhole
>>539823603>He's opening up about his mental health struggles
>>5398236912/2
>>539823691go get em ian
>>539823546I only wake up with erections on a bender despite it supposedly reducing testbody must be in war mode preparing to take brides
>>539822300in Iraq during Saddam's time they made goats wear underwear citing some retarded islamic law, not even joking
>>539821945He's a brown paki paedophile
>>539823775you know what i did notice during my late 20s i started experiencing the very strong urge to impregnate a lady and start a family, like my body was crying out for it.
Are there two cauldrons? There's one who sometimes has smart stuff to say, and then there's this cunt.
>>539823006Like sluggy whitty?
>>539823691>>539823743Maybe the first two times were funny, now you're incredibly dull and boring
member when the nonce grassed up that girl because she refused him?no wonder he makes up sex stories to impress other men online kek>>539823889he's also thick as fuck. but he's a paki so i suppose thats to be expected. LIterally unable to talk politics but insists on baking every thread because he's a nonce
>>539823901my brain stops working if i drink on multiple dayslike i'm a fuckin retard right now
>>539823696I imagine it would be very brown
>>539823209HotAC on with blankie and hot cup of cocoa
He's having a proper temper tantrum.
>>539823963Then stop posting and go have a bath or something.
>>539823546Sometimes you go out and the birds are just fitter than usual and your willy keeps going big
>Sohna and Mohna Singh are conjoined twins from Punjab, India. Born in 2003 with two hearts and two pairs of arms but shared legs, liver, and gallbladder. Abandoned at birth, they were raised in a shelter and now work as electricians for the Punjab State Power CorporationSAAAARS
>>539823995Swap?
>>539824038No!
>>539823963Cauldy how's Ling LingYou still with her?
>>539824084So, do they need two visas or one?
>>539823927No. That was a shit meme.
>>539824093You don't have AC? Literally just buy a portable one if you can't be bithered with the faff
5 favourites have won in a row at Goodwood. Bookmakerjews seething.
>>539824104yeah but by the skin of my teeth, she's fucking seething matewe're not on speaking terms
kek little bumcord trannies having a seethefest>n no you are just like when he got caught posting CP in /uhg/ lol>gets laughed at for being a paedophile, for grassing people up to HMRC for refusing him >appears online with his 3 bumcorders>h h he he's seething he is r - right? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEKbumcorder trannies rattled member when the fat runcorn rat said he had ED then tried to walk it back saying it meant eating disorder? what a fucking flid lol no wonder they put him in an institute
>>539824008You're a proper terminally online friendless paedophile
post your funniest bogdan memes / screencaps lads
>>539824130you have your opinion, but it is widely regarded as one of the high points of brit/pol/
>>539824157Same as always then
>>539824189
>>539824137I've got one - it is working flat-out to cool 1 room to 27C.
>>539824225that jnogs sex doll he trots out when people laugh at him that he's a virgin incel ?
>>539824189I haven't posted here in like a month and I come back and I see you're still melting down day and night from the the derelict hostel shithole for the mentally retarded you're in lmfao Glad to see you're life is as dogshit as always and only getting worse. Hope you hang yourself soon
>>539824218kek yeahshe blocks me like 40% of the time
>>539824243Have you done a dual hose mod to it yet? Might get that down further
>bigshot nuclear concorde engineer can only afford a shitty portable AC oh oh no no no
Egypt getting droned kek
>>539824341I could - but it's only for about 6 weeks each year.>>539824393Kiss its arse
gonna try and reconcile with one of my matesi feel he was my gay musei have no friendsno-one really
>>539823756How have you been?
>>539824501>shows the french one you disgusting gypo noncewhy can't you afford a proper AC mr big shot travelled the world i did, built nukalar weapons i did, built concorde me, but can only afford a £99 argos AC BAHA
>>539824496>contents created with AISo none of those assets actually exist. Very reassuring. I'm sure France are quaking in their boots.
>>539824527>only when and if a crime is committedWhoa wait hold on, plotting a crime often gets people arrested.
>>539824189https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUH01MZdkww
>>539824527YOU'RE NICKED
>>539824612>AI navy>runs out of tokens
>>539824655I made that one you thick retard Kek
Wots for fken dindins you cunts
WHATS FOR FKN DIN DINS?
>>539824727>>539824734
So he's beginning to copy Elmer's thing for (you)s.
>>539824652>plotting a crime often gets people arrested.I will try again and use this kind of response. Thanks anon.>>539824669Frog posting.
>>539824574Prick. Can't mount a condenser because of building codes.Go away F
>>539824225bogdan mumdoxx?its no wonder he has no personality kek
>>539821825>lust provoking image
>>539824727>>539824734Nigerian style English Jollof
>Brit /pol/
>"Lowe is old as shit and a zionist!">Farage is only slightly younger and also a zionistsTedious
>>539824527The copper when he has to read your shit day in day out
fug https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/tv-licence-detector-vans-catching-34371319
>>539824814At least my grandpa didn't rape me
>>539824785like the argos AC frog flag imitating the nonce to try to fit in.>waah its the building code it is BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASURE IT IS GRAMPS lmfao. it's all unravelling isn't it. Built concorde and nukes, can't afford an AC , waah its the building codes it is. ^_^
mate i just applied for a promotion, i literally just sent an email back saying 'sounds nice that'and they've replied to me i'll put you on the list mate
>>539824900I was watching old episodes of the bill and one of those existed there, caught out a few people it did
>>539824925then the big manager gave a thumbs up to him saying i'll put you on the listi'm a shoe in here
>>539824785I got fk all (you)s yesterday, and I’d made chilli
>>539824655https://vocaroo.com/16Ljv26EsEYg
>>539824897
>>539824909He was too feeble to push the Nigerian tranny out the way
>>539825056
>>539824697>thick retardredundantjust like you when you lost your job lmfao
>>539825080Winxp right? Been a while.>>539824920You're having another multiday melty.
>mfw the nukular concorde engineer can't install an AC in his rent box due to "building codes"LOOOOLhe can only afford an argos special portable AC ahahahahaha what a nonce. All his LARPs unfolding before our very eyes>travelleld the world>built nukes (doesn't know what yield means) >built concorde>lives in a rentbox and can't afford ACAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHA too funnymust be tough being retired and not being able to afford shit so he lies on the internet instead (remind you of anyone?)
Even grated the cheese
>>539810905Went too hard on me prostate with one of these couldnt pee for a couple hours had to go to A&E :/
>>539825115You've never lost a jobBecause you've never had oneKEKOnly thing left for lil floppo is a slow death in the mental asylum
>>539825115
>>539825178How have you not filtered the French flag by now?
>>539825108Don't talk like that about your mum
Why would anyone trust Rupert Lowe again?He can't even run a football club? How is he going to run a country?
>>539825245crazy how much of a gay retard wogdan really is
>>539825245>66k More money than floppo will ever see in his lifeCrazy
>>539825258and miss allk that top notice political bantz from him such as him not being able to afford an AC? or watching 5 new IDs appear and seethe together about bogdan when the frog gets laughed at (totally normal)
>>539825258Frenchie replies to everyone, and that mingsubsists off of (you)s.>>539825314He can actually answer questions directly.
Yum
>>539825361
>what are you going to do, kil-ACK!
there's a team meeting tomorrow so i have to be careful what i say
>tapping out so furiously that he can't spell any moreESL momentI mean OP is a paki after allhe probably can't afford AC either
>>539825381that sounds very boring, am going to filter (You) now
>>539825431>She bangs Banging a woman is gay?
>>539825464He can't afford AChe had a meltdown a few months ago regarding this topic
>>539825383I reply to him to let him know he's filtered.He seems to have lost the plot today though.
>>539825361Still creasing at>elton is a top@frenchflag
>>539825443>integrated blak men when woman tries to divorce them
I don't even know who Elton John is kek
>>539823691>>539823743>move away from the areabit racist that
Carrots up me arseCarrots up me arseCarrots, carrots, come chuck a carrotCarrot up me arseOiSet to the tune of the Cockney classic "Knees Up Mother Brown"
>>539825641https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wneOig8eJwM
>>539825588She's got those triggered frames.
>>539825443Just read a story about a Paki bloke in England who had a 16 year old bride flown over from Pakistani when he was 25. He and his family treated her like a slave. He controlled and abused her. Yet she had a job working in a school and she would tell her colelagues that her husband abused her.Like this story she tried leaving him and he stabbed her to death
>>539825394looks nice
>>539825498She bangs. Meaning shes doing the banging.
Imagine i get a promotion that would batter my head worse than getting sacked
Which is it holy shit
>>539825833Probably Scotland.
I wish Emma would sit on me like she sits on her brother
>>539825162yepthats my brain logging off>>539825245>>539825361ahahahaha>>539825612he's your da lmfao
Something is happening?
>>539825833Climate Change™.
>>539825937human sexuality
>>539825968day 7 no caffeine so am pissing out me arse
>>539820453>Burnham is planning a new levy on income, charged at 1.8% of earnings above £6,240 and paid by workers over the age of 34, in order to finance a new so-called national care service.Once upon a time before WW1 everyone had insurance from the Friendly Societies, which invested the money they took in so they could pay for pensions and medical bills later on.After WW1 the government nationalised the system and it became "National Insurance" which was supposed to pay for your pensions and medical bills.Now, in late-stage Welfare-Statism where that is not enough money to pay for things, they invent another state-run care service charge.
>>539825720Dont be a biggot.
>>539825937damn why is my genetic lineage so subhuman in comparison REEEEEEEEugly people need to stop breeding, but that includes all brown people first
>>539821825You're a fucking white mare!!!
>>539822029Is he seig heiling with a leg?
>>539825965Heard you're getting bullied by your downie hostel roommates?
>multiid seethe stopsKek.
>>539824192No it isn't.Wigger Starmer was far better.
just switched on a camera to see how i lookedi look like my blood pressure is a millioni look like a stressed to fuck guy
>>539824727Lamb chops.
>>539826127I had some kid crying in my room yesterday because I went mad at him for making noncey comments about female staffsit down you little gnome you'd cry in my presence as well, I'd abuse you hahahahahahaha
>>539826039You'll feel better for it, I was so dependent on coffee it was ridiculous, had a lot in the working day and on weekends I'd feel like shit unless I had a coffee.Just went cold turkey for a month and then only drink tea regularly with coffee as a treat. Decaff tea at home, no caffeine after 2pm.
>>539824225would
>>539826288always suffered from redface. Girl at school used to call me a tomato
>>539822029>the uniparty are after us! give me money fellow goy!ive seen this grift before m9
>>539826354cheers ladid you have the same thing after a few days?dead annoyingfeel boss aside from that thoughjust been sticking to green tea
>>539826065When's any of the shit he's saying going to be put into law? He's just doing what Rachel was doing, putting out ideas to see how many people kick off.
>>539826065Actually, things back then were terrible because those horses would shit all over the street.
>>539826065>paid by workers over the age of 34Why the fuck am I paying more tax?I'm still stuck at home
>>539826384chloe used to call me a rat
>>539826405I cant remember desu, more likely to be constipated as the hot brown liquid keeps my plumbing running smooth.
>>539826343>I'd abuse you hahahahahahahayou sound like a carer already
>>539826384He's a ruddy lad.
If I were a more energised man I would create a short twitter video with this song and cover the whole 3 minutes in news articles of preventable things. You know, 10,000 children raped in (X) by grooming gangs because they're white.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpGl3OvFC7g
you know why i'm a shoe in for this promotionit's because i'm fucking white
>>539825720some women are manipulated and coerced into relationships with dangerous retards and some women just do it willingly. Women need managers all through their lives, their father then he passes her onto a suitable husband
>>539824831the white kid getting involved
>half of UK in drought>We're sorry if you're experiencing no water or low water pressure >We apologise for the inconvenience and thank you for your patiencehow do i dig a well? do i jsut get a shovel and start going down how far is it
>>539826532KEK>>539826524opposite for me but its probs because all I've been eating is banananananas and eggs while my gut recalibrates
>>539826461or maybe just because most people didnt live next to a water fountain in a palace or whatever old video footage and old photos you like wanking off to
>>539826688Do you have an aquifer licence?
>>539824084>Pay one wage for two employeesFucking scammy jeets, man
>>539826221More of a Uyghur Starmer fan myself
>>539826688So many retards on social media whining about hosepipe bans. Waaaah it's my yooman right to have sprinklers running on me allotment 24/7. Fucking nonces.
>>539826776i thought you were memeing but i haven't even completed step one, "Apply for consent to investigate a groundwater source" think if in'm under 20,000 litres i can skip that
>>539824243The cheap ones leak gas over time. Next year you might find that it keeps icing up because the gas pressure is too low causing too much evaporation of the refrigerant gases in the system.
>>539826688You need to go down to the thanet sands/gravel bed. I've done it and nolonger pay the water company anything.
>>539826688do southrons not have water
>>539826979Cor based
>>539826693You sound angry.
>>539827052>libs are just mad i live in constant state of rage and delusion
>>539824496>Join the Navy!>These are the planes and ships we would have if we had a budget!Boat niggers have a bigger flotilla than we do.
our response
>>539826979don't think i can do 60 meters
>>539826602It’s because you have the complexion of a pair of brogues
>>539826976I've had this one for 3 years.I get it out of the cellar, clean the filters and it works.
>>539826894More of a Starminator fan myself
>>539827204i'm a white guy
both of the people who were bigging me up were supposed to be off workthey were nice to me in their free timethey were nice to me when they didn't have to be
>>539824084
>>539827156If incitement is a jailable offence then mocking political assasinations should be too.
>>539826688ask them who's using all the water
>>539824900>TV detector vansThose are just scare stories designed to scare little old ladies into forking money over.They can't detect shit.
>>539826894China is doing a good job keeping muslims out
Wish this pollen would fuck off, gets around this time of day and I keep feeling sleepy
>>539827476you've got to hand it to the nudge unit of the time, this actually looks pretty good and technical enough to fool people
>Body of Scottish woman found inside suitcase in GreeceMan in a suitcase at manumission in Ibiza was freaky
>>539827447then incitement shouldn't be an offencewell played
>>539827292
>>539827476ISPs probably sell your browsing habits to Crapita these days
>>539827557holiday romances never last
>>539827557https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyx8762kj2onot much information yetname and ageestimated time of deaththat's it
>>539827644Speaking of online stuff, apparently they want to tack a £2 extra cost onto Amazon and Netflix etc which will go straight to the BBC
>>539821825Reminder that for 300 dolla you can get a 5 year Thai visa and all the ladyboys your heart desires. Dont stay here for god's sake..
>>539826343I read something about you demanding respect or something between those lines. Feminine little bitch kek
>I DEMAND RESPECTLmao no wonder he gets bullied
>>539827776there's no way netflix or amazon would entertain this shit? Literally getting a levy added to fund competition?
https://xcancel.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2082407272668332247#m> WATCH: Andy Burnham asks the media to stop speculating on his policies >"Can we not let the country look at this in a clear eyed way without all the hype and overwriting of some of these issues?"STOP FUCKING SPECULATING ABOUT MY POLICIES! God, can't we just have an East German gagged press already, this is unacceptable behaviour towards r Andeh
>>539827786Grim
>>539827786>go to a dengue infested SEA country and get AIDS from shagging blokesWhy would anyone do that?
>>539827776nice, i get to support the BBC while watching rick and mortypickle rick
>>539821825Our economy grew by 3 %.
>>539827859They will if they want the market. It's not like they would shoulder the cost anyway. It's just the cost of living in a modern Britain init.
>>539827822yeah I don't need to demand it, you either give me it or I take it from you like I did that little weirdo
>>539827557Imagine the smell.
>>539822402Looks delicious
>>539827925
>>539827865Is this because people are thinking up good policies, and then he's announcing shit like freezing bus fares?
>>539827925like a kebab shop on binday
>>539827786>carry even more shame on your backno
>Call a uterus-haver "female">Get sackedNo-one voted for this shit
>>539827557The thing skinflint jocks will do to get around paying for a normal plane ticket
>>539827923Nobody respects paedophiles, sorry buddyNo wonder you get bullied by the ankle tagged scum that inhabit your hostel.
>>539828011its an insult because there were probably trans people in his class, mtf or ftm, still offensive
>>539827981>I am going to introduce Nice Thing(tm)>Any, this is going to cost billions, how is it going to be paid for?>KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL! HOW DARE YOU TALK BACK TO ME!
>All I want is respect>All I want is one person to see good in meHahahahahaha
Would you rather move to Brazil or the Philippines?
>>539827655>>539827733Magic trick gone wrong I reckon
>>539828027>Nobody respects paedophiles, sorry buddyyeah I know thats why you're getting rinsed itt
>>539828123>no uKek poor little floppo, not even ankle tagged respect you
The Epstein class (pic) are running wild, they legalized degeneracy and flooded white countries with subhumans. Sick cunts.
>>539827859They'd put their prices up whilst going "sowwy, not our fault"They've also put a demand to YouTube to put more UK MSM on the homepage of UK tubersApparently Trumps already told Bumham to fuck off or he's putting a 100% tariff on our goods.
>>539827865I agree with him
>>539827859Can you get around it by using a VPN?
Lil floppo thinks hes though kek Imagine how hard he'd piss if I put a knife to his neck like I did last time I got arrestedLmao
>>539828011he looks like a slightly less based jack nicholson
>>539828011How's he lost the appeal when the legal definition of a woman is a biological female?
>>539828084Trans people are offensive.They need to return to the asylums.
>>539828174Islam will save us from the yids.
>>539828251Just switch it off
Why do they keep saying to save money when inflation exists?
>>539828100surprising how often that happens these days
>>539828357More savings = bigger unrealised gains tax payout once Burnham implements that
Functionally I'm not sure I can tell the difference between BBC and Netflix shows anymore anyway
>Why does nobody respect me?
>>539828097Philippines is probably cheaper and safer.
>>539828284>what a bunch of fucking FEMALES
>>539828357I just zone out when people tell me shit like that these dayswow you have disposable income, good for you?I don'tthere is no save
>>539828479Big>>539828479Mares>>539828479Edish>>539828479
>>539827533Cetirizine one-a-day, does the job and shouldn't make you sleepy. Doesn't me anyway.
>>539828319Maybe, but they won’t save you from the Epstein class.
>>539828097Philppines.Safer (no niggers)
>>539821825>lust provoking imageSæg
