https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6yeLNNVa4A>Fifa says 'nobody selling football' as plan continueshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c79glnx1y55o>Burnham admits oil drilling CAN ease cost of living: Signalling a break with Ed Miliband's Net Zero, new PM concedes 'Britain can't ignore' resources in North Seahttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16018257/Burnham-admits-oil-drilling-cost-living-North-Sea.html>Female sailor groped men and women in Navy sex attacks: 'Do you like that baby girl?'https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2234688/female-sailor-groped-men-women>Labour plots £18bn council tax raidhttps://archive.ph/BcW6v>Labour says Reform ‘up to its neck in sleaze’ and demands investigation into donationsCan we see how much influence Labour Friends of Israel has as well please?https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jul/30/electoral-commission-reform-uk-donations-george-cottrell>The British food items at risk due to extreme drought conditionshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/drought-heatwave-food-supply-risk-england-b3024535.html>Sadiq Khan handed more powers and income tax cash as Andy Burnham announces huge devolution drivehttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/sadiq-khan-mayor-powers-income-tax-spending-andy-burnham-devolution-b1291883.html>British man arrested in Cyprus accused of ‘hostile surveillance’ at RAF base for Iran's IRGChttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-07-31/british-man-arrested-in-cyprus-accused-of-hostile-surveillance-for-irans-irgc>How JPMorgan walked into another football firestormhttps://archive.ph/XvHBx
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuHeAs0rw5M
>>539951261Fucking crossdressers
>>539951261avin a ___ ___
Searchlight is having a fit over Isabel Peralta not taking her crime seriously. They're still upset she managed to get into this country once.https://searchlightmagazine.com/2026/07/spains-neo-nazi-poster-girl-loses-appeal-against-prison-sentence/
>The candidates in the Greater Manchester mayoral election have been called to a room here at the Co-op Live arena.>The mood here is that this election will go to a second round of vote counting.>This election has used supplementary voting meaning people could chose a first and second preference on the ballot paper.>What happens next? An announcement will be made on stage of the names of the two candidates who are going through to the next round of counting.>It's unclear how long it will take to count the second round of votes.lmao this isn't going to be declared until tomorrow
Oh yeah, it's kino time
>>539951147Surprised he hasn't mentioned the food.
Remember when a wave of humanity crossed into Poland in 1939?
>>539951147>England and Wales on course for driest July on recordhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/articles/cddjznv86p3oBrits' act so much like pakis' that we are getting the climate of Pakistan.
>>539951147Thread music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG9fEaITgCk
>>539951428good times
>>539951428It was two waves of humanity actually but we don't mention the Molotov -ribbentrop pact. Makes our allies saviours the soviets look a bit naughty.
>>539951403Samarian sausage
>>539951403Probably because no one really knows what Moroccan scran is. What's it, like, Greek but with smaller servings?
>>539951261Turning my life around.
>>539951366They've learned a thing or two about democracy from the Bengalis in Tower Hamlets.
>>539951147A link to the James O'Cunt clip:https://nitter.net/LBC/status/2083164499498893543#mHe thinks they're all climate refugees.
>>539951559The US politician trying to stomach Somalian slop was the funniest thing.
>>539951559Just face m8.
>>539951673>Tom Stannard, Manchester council's chief executive, has apologised for the delay.>He says he is still waiting for the 'final approval' from the Greater Manchester Combined Authority to discuss the provisional result with candidates and agents at Co-op Live.What a shitshow
>>539951479Based Synth Pop enjoyerhttps://youtu.be/cfDL3dRb6xI
>>539951366>Have tiny turnout>Convoluted voting system>Incumbent governing party who keeps winning with eye watering majorities will very likely win similarly again>Still take days to do the counthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS5_EQgbuLcBanger choon, shame our birds aren't as fit
O'Cunt mentions the Miller vs. Powell debate at the end. Why in the world do they think Miller won that?
>>539951683But the climate is no different there. It's only a few miles.
>>539951815Are the counters on hourly pay?
>>539951559Tagine and ras el hanout. Quite nice tbhwy.
>>539951559neither do they, why do they think they're fleeing over the border, famine innit, need mo money fo dem UN programz or something
>>539951927>ras el hanoutOff of Batman?
cringe that 4plebs got rid of the AI image search
>>539951339>turbo fap maxxing experience
People think Boriswave or 60K coming into the Spanish enclave is a lot. It's likely these will be dwarfed in the future. Think 5 Million in a year into the UK. People with spare rooms will be forced to take them in.
>>539951366vote goblin
>>539952101I suspect this Spain operation was CIA/Mossad fucking with the EU, signalled by Ursula V commenting on immigration negatively
>>539951851Microclimate change innit
>>539952101Whole country. Every bedroom pya rammed. Everyone living on a bunk bed made from compacted crisp packets and styrofoam cups. Got to set off to work at 1am to make sure your arrive there on time by foot.
>>539952303>Ed's second kitchen? A HMO for 20>It's over
I like how all the causes she lists are mutually antagonistic with each other , like the competing factions in a Fallout game>I support NCR and the Legion
just hanging off the coast of SpainA Royal Navy auxIliary Ship
>>539951147He's correct though. Why can't Rightoids process any other stream of thought other than the usual slop?
>>539952356an absolutely scrambled brain
>>539952393To taxi them all to dover, right?
>>539952101>People with spare rooms will be forced to take them in.No I fucking won't.
>>539952393waiting to pick up some our quota, to drop off at Dover
Ended up on the Miller and Powell debate. What I hate most about it is that Miller treated the public as automatons easily led with no opinions of their own. Contemporary politicians do the same. They act like the public are all puppets on a string controlled by the right wing press with no views of their own. As if their concerns are always fictional and manufactured, and they need to listen to their betters. Morons like O'Cunt think this is a winning strategy.
>>539952356Not really, it's a coalition against a very obvious target
>>539952393Spanish ship on route....could be to pick up the children from Ceuta, to hand them over to the UK ship or am i just being cynical
>>539952475You won't have a choice. It will be like people in the countryside in WW2 taking in kids from the city.
>>539952489>Miller grew up in St John's Wood, London, in a well-connected Jewish family.I've only seen the clips that sometimes get shared from it but Miller is odious as he implies that Powell, and other parliamentarians, has a duty to paper over issues and soothe the public. That is, in fact, not the case and not how democracy should and does work.
>>539951927Moroccan munchy boxes, for the cultured glutton.
>>539952489>What I hate most about it is that Miller treated the public as automatons easily led with no opinions of their own. Contemporary politicians do the same. They act like the public are all puppets on a string controlled by the right wing press with no views of their own. As if their concerns are always fictional and manufactured, and they need to listen to their betters.This.They think everyone else has empty heads and the Baddies like Farage beat the Goodies to the punch by filling our empty heads up with bad ideas first.
>>539952624>You won't have a choice. It will be like people in the countryside in WW2 taking in kids from the city.They had a choice and they chose to look after their own, which is what people are starting to do again.Start dumping foren kids on people and some will choose to dump them elsewhere and simply claim they ran away.
Just had a bit of honey cheese thing from Morrisons. Really nice tbhwy. I'd recommend to all big lads.Look up 'Best Spiced Honey Cheese Pearl and Roquito Pepper Drops'
>>539952489>Miller and PowellFlash cunt you eating steaks in this economy.
>>539952603Based, put it all on black as well if you win.
>>539952558Think you're right
Guardian front page right now>n-nooooo ignore Europe being invaded by 60000 shitskins, a WHITE MAN in Hull didn't bury some ashes 20 years ago, that's way worse!!!
>>539952927Shame The Guardian turned off comments on their live politics page, some of those would have been hilarious today
>>539952101This incident in Spain wasn't some random influx of refugees, it was a well organised and directed act of destabilisation by the Moroccan government.But your general point is correct. The numbers we're seeing now are nothing to what's coming. And because our leaders are too chickenshit to turn the guns on the invaders it's going to get nasty. We're going to have to defend our lands with our lives.
Is the fat orange nigger is facilitating a muslim invasion out of spite, has this been confirmed yet?
>>539953037It'd be their readers either denying that the invasion happened "fake news stirred up by Fartage to spread hate and division!" or celebrating it "yay, 60000 more doctors and engineers here to enrich us with their culture and lovely spicy food!"
>>539952803Morrisons is in the posher town the other way so I rarely go but their beef mince is much nicer than anything I can get here, I really should make a day out of going there one of these days, my local Aldi is grimmer than ever atm. Morribobs' cider gives me a right hangover though, think it's because it's so sweet, all the sugar and that, almost like a Magners taste to it.
>>539953103it seems like an act of embarrasing the EU over their gay migrant facination, and doing shock-and-awe to get their attention. Also could be jewish tricks re: Gates of Toledo
>>539953038Normiest post I've seen in a whileget out with all of your comfortable delusions while you can
>>539953038>This incident in Spain wasn't some random influx of refugees, it was a well organised and directed act of destabilisation by the Moroccan government.With the backing of the Americans and their Israeli handlers.
>>539952927>GroizardFucking right surname that
>>539953233Sounds like a Pokemon
>>539952865Sorry, I deleted the comment as I replied to the wrong person. But who the fuck takes the monthly payments instead of the lump sum? I want it all so I can at least sort my family and friends out and leave a good wedge for my kids.
>>539953191>Also could be jewish tricks re: Gates of Toledohttps://xcancel.com/YairNetanyahu/status/1132711483194978309#m
>>539953224>The numbers we're seeing now are nothing to what's comingWe've already taken millions>our leaders are too chickenshitthey're complicit>We're going to have to defend our lands with our livesthousands have been locked up just for posts
>>539951147>from inhabitable to habitableUhh that's the same thing.Did he mean uninhabitable?
>>539953601
I was browsing for shirts on Amazon (don't bother, they're all shite) and found this bloke in the photo reviews. Look at that head!
>candidates gathered ahead of first-round result declarations>posted on BBC News at 18:06>it's now 18:33This election is rigged. It doesn't take long to announce some names on a piece of paper. Labour is putting dead people votes into the ballot boxes at the last minute.
>>539952393>>539952558state of those ships
>>539953704Yakub if he real.
>>539953519the chutzpah of it all
>>539953704RTruth not looking too good desu
>>539953487It would work out better for those mad lottery chavs but they always take the lump sum anyway so I dunno.
>Motorway driver stopped near Carlisle was over the limit and blindhttps://www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/26426874.motorway-driver-stopped-near-carlisle-limit---blind/
>>539951147>O'Brien
>>539954095https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16k-yhcRNk8
>>539953875Surely he didn't get this from his dad
>>539952681Tajine curry, on a pizza.Not sure if it's even possible yet but we might be able to synthesise a pathway. Might have to be a curried pizza in a tajine. I'll get the boffins on it in the meantime.
I sometimes wonder if Muslims realise they're being used by kikes and then I see them peacocking about with their leased cars and fake designer clobber with that dead look in their eyes and realise no, no they don't. Izzat is a hell of a thing.
>>539954095>I'm blind drunk? No. I'm blind, drunk!
>>539954095>blind>over the limitPick a lane.
>>539954238Mad kikelet that one.
>>539954254Once you go below spain it's all the same cumin cardamom coriander slop with different names, add some allspice and sumac if you go a bit further east and you're most of the way there. Might be nice as a novelty but I cba eating that all the time, the main sauce in Lebanon toum is literally just garlic blended with oil and salt ffs, you can tell they do arranged marriage lol
>>539954254that's just quiche
>>539954533I like a pinch of sumac on my fried eggs desu.
>>539951147Everything about such leftist and liberals demands their summary trial and capital punishment for literal treason.
>BREAKING: ANDY BURNHAM DECLARED WINNER OF THE GREATER MANCHESTER MAYORAL ELECTIONHoly shit... How did he do that???
>The Manchester Evening News now understands that the Greater Manchester mayoral election is expected to go to a second round of counting, with no candidate receivintg 50 per cent of the vote in the first round.>Second preference votes are expected to be counted to get a final result.W A H E Y
>>539954628>Everything about such leftist and liberals demands their summary trial and capital punishment for literal treason.Simply strip them of citizenship and dump them in the third world and then continue with shooting illegal immigrants on sight.
>>539954607I like to put chaat masala on my chips that's a right one, the sulphuric salt in it makes your farts reek though kek can't be good for you.
>>539952045What are you talking about? They are literally improving it and even getting more RAM to support it
>>539953133I don't like spicy food though and my spare bedroom is my workshop.
i guess she's the man
>>539955037
>>539954628Execution by kicking him to death.1000 lads line up to kick him, one after another.
>>539954827>It's understood that the first round result was 'very close' to reaching the 50% mark, which would have given us a winner.Based Green shitposters
>>539954533>Once you go below spain it's all the same cumin cardamom coriander slop with different nameslmao
>>539955037>I'll just park my van here, I can collect it in the evening...
>>539955037corr imagine having to sneak through there as a local
>>539954628They agree on everything with the king and his government, might be a bit difficult
>>539955099Broadcast on every TV station across the nation.
https://www.pimlicojournal.co.uk/p/inside-the-nudge-unit>Inside the Nudge Unit>Speaking directly to victims revealed the friendly face of an insidious organisationA good little read, nothing really new but confirming what many thought. >Half returned, and only ‘around 40’ were convicted of any crimes, meaning the UK is seemingly happy to have 400 or so people who joined ISIS wandering around the country.This is a fun little reminder. Why is sole focus always on r Shemima?>This propaganda reportedly took the form of ‘masses of digital material - films, Twitter feeds, Facebook profiles, YouTube clips, online radio content and websites’.2>By which I presume they mean ‘accounts’ — it is an interesting exercise to wonder how many of e.g. the ‘football bloke’ Twitter/X accounts which consistently push regime messaging would fit RICU’s goalsAgain, as suspected, glowy fake shitposters everywhere.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn9nvx2jvl0tGM Authority first count puts Labour & Reform as top two, which shouldn't surprise anyone.
Not sure to even bother with women if I can fuck crossdressers
>No one knows what is going on but counting assistants have been called into huddles and briefed by their team leaders. if people can't be bothered to vote properly then the government should decide the winner imho, just until stability is restored
Reform vs Labour
>put on fake tan>quickly book a plane flight/boat to Ceuta>engage in a spot of larceny and rape>sneak off back homeWell, that's the summer holiday sorted
Fuck yeah democracy.
>>539955645Yeah it's basically the same thing isn't it
>poofter pride tommorowbrighton used to be majority conservative voting up until the 90sall the outlying towns that the white working class of the city have been forced to because students and rich poofters bought up all the houses are all reform voting places as wellthere are regular scuffles between scaffolders who put up english flags on their scaffolds and woke types one broke an ankle trying to pull a flag of a scaffold and got into a tizz about it. all the crackheads and alcoholics in brighton are based and racist as well they were sieg heiling the other day when a mate of theirs got arrested
>>539955368For me it's the bosh bloke being a pro Labour sycophant, yeah that tracks with the reality of those kind of people.
How easy and inexpensive would it be to tackle boat invaders with drones?
>>539955081Blondie is quite fit, definitely not a lesbo. In it for the convenience or she's scared of men and doesn't want to be alone
>>539951147Lmao keep in mind even fucking Redditors understand immigration is being used as a weapon in this case (all others as well)
>>539955973I think they got both BOSH blokes, the really really fat one was obvious but the chubby one had a public breakdown and seems to have pulled back when before people were glazing him as some sort of potential big name Reform candidate
>>539956041They'd probably get the navy out on you
Not having a kfc again, it's proper rank nowadays
>>539952036Don't you find it fascinating they're still seething about the Romans and yet have a nerve to chastise anyone who brings up coin clipping in 2026?
>>539953519https://xcancel.com/wallyrashid/status/2083051354818240539America and israels fault btw.
>>539955927Bring back old school poofters fighting skinheads and bumming each other senseless in toilets then dying of AIDS, these modern anime poisoned weirdos (people like the namefags) have no fucking bottle at all.
>>539956193I was thinking of the navy being the ones to use them. You know actually defending our shores.
>>539956121The fat Deano who has a sunday roast for breakfast?
>>539956368YEah the Apprentice fraud guy. And I think he's a fake deano
>>539955869No, but CDs are no effort. Just get online and fuck them. Women are effort and most of them aren't even hot
>>539956255How much is a "bargain" bucket these days? I'm guessing about twenty quid?
hi bongs please bump epstein thread thank you>>539952550
>>539956422>fake deanoWe're reaching levels of shitcuntery previously thought impossible
kino
The BAMEs in Spain fall mainly on the plain
>>539956455Bumming dudes in dresses is something I should get into
>>539956593Want to elaborate on your cockwomble-esque swearing?
>>539951366any chance labour's lost?
>>539951147everything is fine until you're personally affected. some of you bongs aren't playing it right. get some money, find these assylum youth, give them an address and a person to target and unleash them on these vocal supporters. it really is this simple. the moment these faggots see crowd of 20 of these asylum engineers/doctors outside of their houses is when they'll turn anti-immigration. bonus points if you can get them to follow his daughter/wife/gf to her workplace/school to really drive the point home
>>539954782slow and steady I guess. Burnham for PM
I really do worry that people will simply adapt to immigration rather than trying to reverse it, ultimately accepting decline. Humanities ability to adapt is both a blessing a curse.
>>539956709Do they need to get 50%? Not plurality I suppose with this system
>>539956709Doubtful. The immigrants will swing it.
>>539956655It'w hot desu. Been doing it since I was 22. When you're going through a dry spell with women... fuck a bloke in a dress. I don't even view them as blokes.
>>539956258yeah, and the problem is that brighton used to be an actual bohemian city. there were poofters but there were other types as well. theres an old photo of 50 skinheads sieg heiling in a pub right by the train stationnow its just poofters and students overpricing everyone out.
>>539956709more likely second votes would go to Labour, Tories voting Labour after voting Tories in the first vote, same with Lib Dems, Greens etc.
Have you checked your British caste today?>low caste, the scumWorking class British, Irish, Gypsy, east Asian>mid caste, the upper societyUpper class British, west Asian, African>high caste, the nobilityJewish
I don't know how gay ppl can do that stuff. I find the smell of my own shit foul nevermind another person's. It's disgusting.
>>539956851Yeah that's sounds really cool, just getting right inside some lads arse because you can't attract a woman
>>539956956The taste more than makes up for it
>>539956851i hope you get aids you disgusting freak
oh yeah, Europeans are basically just on par with the British on caste>>539956709having a two-phase voting system would work so much better for other elections
>>539956956Just suck each others cocks or something then, 69 and swallow eachothers loads innit, just pretend it's a woman's penis
i really hate that Leftist British politics YouTube channel called "POLITICAL Custard", have you ever heard of them? do you hate them as well?
>>539956956a lot of it is because it's transgressive, they know it's wrong and that's why they like it which of course is why you cannot trust a faggot and they have a tendency to cruelty and a lack of compassion despite them posing as caring and as we know they are far more likely to molest children because again, it's wrong
>>539951147>Puberty blockers trial can start recruiting children after judge rejects legal challengehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0jl4np49w1oWe need to get fags and cucks out of the legal system, to protect children. Princess can troon out when xer is 18. Nobody gives a fuck what adults do.
>>539956673Let me get a Brewdog down me and put some Idles on and I'll get back to you.
>>539957155I haven't seen them, but by the name I can imagine how bad it is. Do they use the word cockwomble?
>>539957256Fags unironically hate this shit. They think transing kids is homophobic cos theyre often just gay.
Wankpuffins itt
>>539956956Aftershave for gays: eau de colon
>>539957155"Right wing" social media does my head in, let alone the openly gay stuff. Why torture yourself
Please let Reform win Manchester, it would be so fucking funny. They won't, but I can at least derive a bit of joy from the idea.
>>539957194They are majority nonce victims who cope with the horror of being molested by taking on the role of the molster, so they can relive their molestation memories from the viewpoint of the offender rather than being the victim, and in a sick twisted way they balance the scale so to speak, and continue the cycle of evil and abuse.
>>539955368pretty grotesque and wholly unsurprising
>>539955081elliot paige levels of manliness
>>539957707I would like to see this freakshows head tirn into a meat flower like Ronnie McNutt
>>539957551
>>539957630as a wise old lady once said to me>they can't reproduce so they have to recruit
>>539956563Didn't last long before yeetingCan vaguely remember an email he was talking about a journalist up and comer anons figured was Laura LoomerCan't find anything about it on twiiter. Supposed cutting edge AI but the search function is shit af, funny that
>>539955645>>539956655>>539956851>Been doing it since I was 22. When you're going through a dry spell with women... fuck a bloke in a dress. I don't even view them as blokes.>Bumming dudes in dresses is something I should get into>Not sure to even bother with women if I can fuck crossdressersGrim.
https://xcancel.com/cambridgecircre/status/2082725746665992483#m>More than 200 organisations have signed a letter to Andy Burnham, requesting he open safe and legal routes, allow asylum seekers to work, re-open refugee family reunion, increase benefits provided to asylum seekers, increase legal aid, end immigration detention and more.Very ironic timing>“More than 200 organisations” is a misleading claim when the bulk of their money comes from the same set of places. One of the worst things about the charity-industrial complex is the creation of the illusion of grassroots support. It is all manufactured.
>>539957707This guy left his wife and kids to pursue this mind raped fetish. And I would like to make it clear that this is your future if you are a porn addict.
https://twitter.com/RupertLowe10/status/2083260102652330113>We didn’t make the final two, but Marlon and Restore Britain won tens of thousands of votes across Greater Manchester - who we beat will become clear soon.>A huge step forward for our party today.>I am incredibly proud of Marlon and everything he has achieved. Enjoy that pint.Translation: "we performed shite again"
>>539958062It's basically not gay if you pretend he isn't a bloke
>>539951147Alcoholic cunt who fucking listens to boomer 'radio' anymore whatever the fuck it is.
>>539956956This, but darkys. Can you imagine buggering a nignog up the poop chute? Horror upon horror, disgust squared.
Alot of them you basically can't even tell they're lads in dresses so it's not gay at all
clews and the 8 o clocks clews news show with clewshttps://rumble.com/v7djg4i-cueta-the-zionist-led-invasion-of-european-lands.html
>>539958072These 'organisations' stand to get funding out of this I'm guessing.I wouldn't be happy about £48M coming from the lotto pot.
>>539958259Clews is gay isn't he
>>539958296You're gay aren't you
>>539957844Wew. There's a lot going on there.
>>539958072>comic reliefdark
>>539958152
>>539958100Losing is what the hard right does best
>>539958416Interestingly enough their viewer numbers have plummeted through the floor, all the big 2000s clutural touchstones are fucking dead, nobody gives a shit
>>539955037coming to a town near you soon
>>539958426The hard right (the BNP) were more successful than Restore
