>WHO IS A JEW?Anyone with at least one Jewish grandparent (regardless of if they have converted to Christianity, Islam, any other religion or are atheist/agnostic), or those converted to Judaism, along with their spouses.>LEFT BUTTONKills EVERY Israeli Zionist Jew on Earth, including any diaspora Israelis and Israelis visiting other countries, it will even kill any non-Israeli Jews who were in the state of mind of making Aliyah within a year after the button was pressed. No one else is harmed, including tourists in Israel or Arabs.RIGHT BUTTON>Kills every Jew living in America (and let's throw in Canada, Australia, NZ, UK, Germany, and France), regardless of their support for Israel. It will not kill visiting Israelis to those countries but will kill Jews with Israeli citizenship but not those who have lived in those countries for at least the last two years and would not have returned in the next two prior to the button press.WHAT WOULD YOU DO /pol/You have three options>PRESS LEFT BUTTON>PRESS RIGHT BUTTON>PRESS NO BUTTON>AND YOU CANNOT PRESS BOTH BUTTONSAlso you are safe from Mossad they will never be able to identify the button presser. Also if you want to press a button but have moral qualms about annuda shoah, replace the word >killwith >removethe targets of the button press are shunted to an empty parallel Earth in a parallel dimension where they will be safe with all the resources they need and no one to bother them.
