>Can buy land for less than $40k>Can build a shed home on it for less than $10kYou can have a shed home for under $50k. Why aren't you shedmaxing?
>>540252646They even have luxury sheds for those who can afford it. More and more people are "shedding" these days.
>>540252646>just become uncle Ted
>>540252646my goal is to buy cheap rural land, and plop a country style shed or camper trailer on it, and just deck the trailer our to make it look like a typical manufactured home.
It's illegal, expensive, and often you don't even have the choice.Do more research about it. One call and you're homeless, and if you're homeless, one call and you're in jail.
>>540252646Or, just...y'know...
You could have a shed home for under $50k. If you were allowed to.
>>540252646Why the fuck would you put a glass door and windows so low in a build like that?
>>540252646Heh go for it. I'm sure there's no flaw with your plan.
>>540252935Unironically yes. Starlink is an option as well>>540253003>>540253125wtf are you schizos talking about? Are jews not allowing you to buy land now? Are sheds illegal to build?
>>540253003>It's illegal, expensive,nigga pleasego to a place like rural Maine or rural new hamphire tons of people live in shitty 1980 trailers full time
>old school shed maxxing
>>540253287>Are sheds illegal to build?Building codes are a very real thing. There are some counties in the US who do not have them and would permit this kind of thing, but they're few and far between. The vast majority of US counties would not allow something like this to be built and used as a residence, and would even go so far as to tear it down themselves if you refused to do so after you were ordered by a court to.
>>540253288Trailers are now too expensive for most Americans. But you can have your dream shed on an Average American salary.
>>540253288>tons of people live in shitty 1980 trailers full timeI got moved down south forma northern city when i was kid. I always found is kind of neat you can live in a trailer and still have a hot women and a family.
>>540252646This is bad for investors and needs to be banned. We must embrace jail and sidewalk maxing.
>>540253421>and would even go so far as to tear it down themselves if you refused to do so after you were ordered by a court to.Whoever created the meme "Land of the free" needs to be quartered. If he's dead then his sons or grandsons should endure that fate.
>>540252646>Can build a shed home on it for less than $10kYou can't even get a single utility onto the site for that. You can build an elaborate porta-potty.
>>540252646>Can buy land for less than $40kIn the middle of god damn nowhere. Like 1 hour away from the nearest grocery store. Probably even further away.Something they don't tell you about this lifestyle is that it radically increases the chance of you dying in a car accident because you are ALWAYS in your car. "Oh shit, I need a box of nails" can be a 3 hour journey. You spend so much time in you car you WILL start speeding, you WILL start driving recklessly. The same roads, the same scenery, the same longgggg drives to do ANYTHING. Eventually you fuck up and fly your car into a ravine.
>>540253003Correct.Anyplace where you can get away with it is going to be very rural, which means you’re not buying a little two acre plot, you’re buying 10+. My brothers and I just bought 12 I near Columbia, Mississippi. It’s the Southern, less populated part of the state. It was still $7k an acre. Good place to let our boys go feral for a few days, lol. We could build a shed and no one would even know, much less care. But the plan is to find a used trailer home and hook it to a septic system. Used trailers are incredibly cheap, plus they already have plumbing, insulation, and climate controls.>>540253288>a trailer is a shedWhy would people this retarded type out a brain damaged reply?
>>540253726>can't even get a single utility onto the siteDig a well one side of the property, septic tank on the other, or just get a composting toilet. Solar panels and Starlink. Why would you waist time putting your shed on the grid?
>>540253500Oi mate! Rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty goes brrrrrrrr
>>540253003americattle
>Why yes anon I would absolutely love to marry and live in a shed without running water or toilet in the middle of nowhere so I can raise a big beautiful family with you.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SsLbtr2I9Aw
>>540252646>just live in the goy box
>>540252646> no fresh water> no waste water> no heating> no eletricity> no fiber internetYou might as well put up a tent in the park.
>>540254422kingist here listen upwith a king u can make 1 shedthen make moreno problem1 day work weekno jewno orc inc mik wop feministannoyign women get soldimport hot 16 yo slave girl nonstopflibe.com atlantropa free energy9p.io and greenarrays.com computering>big tekno red light only 1 llane road circlebarges n canals used more
>>540253421This is bullshit.Yoi have no experiemce and are talking out your ass.Theres over 3,000 counties in the U.S.Post 50 that are not major metropolitan areas that state shed houses are illegal.
>>540252646What you do about water & waste?Poop & Piss is hazardous compounds.What kind of Nigger deterrents are deployed?
>>540252646>>Can buy land for less than $40kIn the middle of nowhere.
>>540253817Youre a fucking basement dwelling moron.Pic is a map of walmart locations.
>>540252646And the cost of electric wiring, indoor plumbing, water service, electric service, winter heating, stove, refrigerator, washer, furniture, etc, are costs that you're not factoring into your little dream scenario.
>>540252646
>>540252935In today’s time you can get internet via starling and still have electricity because of solar panels and can cook with propane. Pretty much everything that is offered in a normal house can easily be done for cheap off grid now
>>540255041You're better off buying an RV and parking it.
>>540254619Im innawoods and I have all of that.Youre another basement dweller that doesnt know what theyre talking about.
>>540253817Now THIS is a naysayer.
>>540252646here is just what you are looking for. 5 acres with power, a new well and a shed to live in. it just hit the market for $55k. i
>>540252964terrible idea, campers and very cheaply made to save weight and cost. buy a building in a box instead
>>540254998True. I think it's time for governments to allow partition of land in a 3D space instead of 2D. That way we can ensure a greater distribution of property in big cities making use of the vertical axis. Now you can buy a cozy underground suite in NY right beside the Jewish sewer bunkers for a meager 300k. This would fix the housing crisis.
>>540253287You can't legally live in a shed. It would be condemned. You need permits that won't be granted or be unaffordable vs a fixer upper house
>>540252646How is that shed home any different from an american house?
>>540255333>>540252841>Zero overhang on the roofHow far we have fallen
>>540253817here is 5 acrea for $15k, its about 9 miles from walmart. and only 20 minutes from the RTTL. lots of 5 acres plots for $25k too.
>>540252646>>540252841>$50kYou forgot the $150k in Jewish regulatory overhead. Why do Jews lie sonmuch?
>>540255041You are living in the past, hydro electric generators and solar panels are dirt cheep now. Can easily charge up a cheap battery like pic related that will power your shed home for days.
>>540252646>city sends out an unsolicited inspector>cites you for not having utilities leading into your land that how has a home on it>city forces you to pay 100k+ to dig up and lay utilities into your land>refuse and they take your property>you beg and plead before the judge only to hear him allow the city to steal what's yoursIt do be like that sometimes.
>>540252964Thats illegal. You need an up to code primary dwelling in every county in American $120k minimum.>>540255393This is true. Buy a cargo trailer and convert yourself with real house hardware. 100x better and will be cheaper too.
>>540252646or we could stuff all boomers in these
>>540255648dont live in the city then you stupid faggot.
>>540255403Cite these laws in a county thats not a major metropolitan area.
>>540255403>a fixer upper houseThey don't exist anymore outside of places like Gary. Flippers will snatch it up before it even hits the market. You won't see it until they have added some shitty open concept kitchen and painted the bricks white to relist it for 5x the price they paid.
>>540252646I'm in NC and can get a shed 3 times bigger than that for 5 grand.
>>540255673where i live there are zero codes permits or inspections. >>540255476the people who buy these prebuild sheds are retarded, they cost $1500 in materials and they pay $7k or more for them.
>>540255673>You need an up to code primary dwelling in every county in AmericanCite the laws.
what is that city faggot fantasy?when you think of off-grid the image that should appear in your head isnt star link and solar but fucking siberia bumfuck nowhere vatnik villages. thats what it looks like when you "disconnect" from the grid
>>540255861>NCim not familiar with india, which part is abbreviated NC?
>>540255609In my state you can pick a random desolate empty lot 50 miles outside the city with zero utilities and it's still $20k an acre.Boomers bought their property for cheap and they're not letting you have a lick of it without paying out the nose.
>>540252646>Whoa whoa, hey goy- er, guy.>That shed doesnt meet local and county zoning regulations.>Plus you need to be hooked up to utilities>And pay the local Property tax and annual evaluation fee
>>540255725Then the county sends the inspector for unincorporated land with a home outside city limits and does the exact same thingYou really are a retarded nigger. I hate how stupid and arrogant you are is insufferable. Kill yourself.
>>540253012TKD, brother.
cuck sheds are back, baby
>>540256162not my problem.
>>540254693the fuck bottery is this?
Check your water table depth before you buy. Can you dig it yourself, if you have to go down 200 feet or through rock you're at 20000-$40000+Best to buy a cheap lot where a house burned down and has the remnants of utilities or well and septic to connect toI'd take a 30000 lot with those over a 4000$ lot without t. Ruralfag
>>540256230i bought land and built my own house on it. i wven checked if i needed permits and they said i could do whatever i want as long as i have the cash. they said that they let the bank handle inspections and codes for houses that are financed. they tax collector even helped me sign up for the homestead credit
>>540252646I'm gonna build a goonshed and just play Warrant's Uncle Tom's Cabin while blastin' ropes
>>540256470the power company started charging $8k to set a pole for tiny homes when they are usually $450. >tiny homes dont use much power>tiny homes are usually abandoned within 2 yearswere they reason they gave
>>540256162In what fucking universe is 20k for a liveable acre a bad deal?
>>540256470My well is 220 feet deep and cost $9k.That included clearing trees, drilling, expansion tank, pump , running the wiring and plumbing to the cabin.Water at 130 feet, pump at 170 feet.Well rated at 100 gpm.
>>540253003Depends on the state/county (still illegal but noone gives a shit because poverty). Would rather just buy a shitty used trailer and renovate it.
>>540256647Even if it costs 20k for hookups, 20k for an acre of land, and lets even say fucking 60k for the home itself, being completely mortgage free with a newly built liveable space on a comfortable-sized, private lot for 100k is an insanely good deal. What is wrong with you niggers
>>540256713i paid about the same in 2020, but where im at the same well would be $25k today. its 380' deep and was $14/ft to drill
>>540255690It beggars belief that every boomer seems to think they need 4 spare rooms or more. Then they just hoarder junk in those rooms, many such cases.
>>540255394That didn't work the last time people tried it
>>540252646> sweet, these sheds are CHEAP, time to shedmaxx!> dang, this land was kind of expensive but I don't want to live in the middle of nowhere.> dang, this shed isn't very big, and I need room for utilities, a kitchen, a bathroom, and a separate bed and living space. It's a lot more expensive, but I need storage while building, so I'll use the shed I bought to store my tools while I build my live-in shed.> dang, I can't connect to sewer or electrical without a proper foundation, and it costs MORE to build my own septic than a foundation?> dang, that foundation is expensive but it's worth it if make the house a little bigger because the expanding the footprint follows the square rule, might as well do that.> dang, expanding the footprint was cheaper but the building materials follow the cube rule.> dang. can't have a shed-house without a proper porch though, right? > Okay. The project's done. Time to live my shedmaxxing life. > Shit, did I just build a house?> At least I have a shed for my tools.
>>540252646I dont even have $1000 saved up
>>540256647>the power company started charging $8k to set a pole for tiny homesBullshit.Thats actually illegal.Are you retards being paid to post this garbage or are you really just retarded basement dwellers?
>>540256957You shitpost but that is literally my plan
>>540252646because 50k to live in a wardrobe is pretty absurd, anon
>>540256833i did exactly that in 2020. >6 acres $6k>power pole $450>well $9k>768sqft house $45kmy land has 5x its value, the well has doubled and the house would probably cost 20% more to build today. since they raised the homestead credit my property taxes are $0 this year. it was a great decision, not having to ever worry about rent frees up a ton of cash and reduces a to of stress. i would definitely do it again.
>>540255905EVERY COUNTY IN AMERICA. Do it and a Jew and his pedo cop buddy will arrestyou and steal your property.
>>540257059Post pics of your 300 sq/ft apartment.
>>540256977call north arkansas electric coop and ask if you dont believe me.
It always amuses me how people shrieking shit like >540254180 and ranting about how Americans are Jewish golems are unironically spouting the most Jewish shit you've ever heard in your life. It's wild watching golems accuse (You) of being a golem, all totally free.Hilarious that they're all inevitably brown too.
>>540257193I did it 15 years ago, dumbfuck.Tax assessor comes out every year to reevaluate.Fuck off back to /mlp/.Faggot.
>>540252646You should actually call your local code enforcement office and check if this is legal in any part of your county. You're in for a wakeup call.
>>540256957And $150k later you are mortgage free with a new build on a quiet acre, you dumb homo
>>540257178
>>540252841I have something like this but less gay looking for my younger brother to live in on my property while he saves for a house. I'm not letting the usury-kike fuck him.
>>540252646Its far better to buy a property with abandoned building on it. You can "repair" it much easier than paying shitheads to do new construction. Main thing is going to be electrical, water tap and sewer tap. You are going to have to go small town or rural and probably be living next to beaners.
>>540257258Just checked with them.$75 for new service if its within 300 feet of an existing main line. After that its $4 a foot for overhead, $7 a foot underground. They dont care if its a house or well head in a cow field.Lying faggot.
>>540252935Someone has to be uncle Ted.May as well be you.
CHEAP LANDCHEAP LANDCHEAP LANDCHEAP LAND1/4 ACRE FOR $6001/4 ACRE FOR $6001/4 ACRE FOR $600FINANCING AVAILABLE FOR DIPSHITS SO WORTHLESS THEY CANT COME UP WITH $600YOUR DREAM SHED AWAITS, WHATS STOPPING YOU
>>540253817>Write a fucking list of things to buy.>Buy all when you go to walmart.>When you want to do something that you have a missing ingredient: postpone or cancelSimple as. Just don't be a nigger living only in the moment who can not wait and can not plan.You only need water to survive a week. So it is not rocket science to pack your survival stash.
>>540252646Why rae you acting like building a house is some revolutionary new idea? Are you 15 years old?
>>540257924It is kind of a big deal because for well over 70 years, people were used to buying a house on a suburb instead of buying land and living in a shed
>>540257924Whoa there buddy, easy with this bourgeois idea of building house. We are learning about sheds.
>>540252646>shit out 80k to live in a shed in the middle of nowhere!!hang boomers
>>540255403What a fucking joke. Why even buy property when you don't even own it at the end of the day.
>>540258030Like that fancy-pants Ted Kaczynski. He lived in a cabin, I guess he was too high and mighty for living in a shed.
>>540257348You declared it your primary dwelling? Doubt it. Or youre in a rare place where it is OK.
>>540258188thats only in the cities and the suburbs and in a couple of democrat states. most states dont care what you do if you are actually out of the city
I use my office shed as a cuck shed when work is slow.
>>540258279i did the exact same as he did but only y years ago and yes i had to declare it my sole and primary residence to get the homestead credit.
>>540252646I actually thought about doing this until I realized the amount of restrictions from the province and municipalities essentially add $50k to the costs. Then you have to worry about either getting a septic system or hooking up to municipal. Water, heating, electricity, and internet are all separate issues. You would most likely end up spending 120k by the time its all done.
>>540252646laws of squares and cubes.the bigger you get the cheap per cubic ft of living space.the minimal foundation and framing exterior is the cheapest, fastest part of the job.Use to frame houses, condos in SF Gay Area. Chicks would be turned on because not only were you swoll and tan, but you obviously had exceptional body control to work up high all day, and chicks thought your 2 months of work was equal to cost of the McMansion. Plus just framed houses are kinda like big covered jungle gyms or gazebos or wtf with just the right amount of shade and lighting, and smell nice. Owners would come over to check it out and they'd want to start setting up glam-camp for a picnic or something, and their kids would beg "can't we just leave it like this?"
>>540257397>And $150k laterProbably closer to $200-300k if you don't DIY most of your shit but that is the joke, Rapejeet. A shed is a frame with a roof, and framing is one of the cheaper aspects of a build, but the difference between a shed and a small house is everything else. >>540257018Do it, bro. You can save serious money on new builds and remodels, especially a smaller home if you build with your own hands. Get an RV you can tolerate living in for a year or two and park on some property while you either build a new house or remodel a heap. That's a perfectly reasonable plan to get into ownership. Don't underestimate the value of a complete tear-down, if it has a solid foundation and connections to sewer, water, and electrical. Lots of times those properties are owned by people who are desperate and do undervalue those connections.
>>540253150I don't get why anti-zombie shutters are standard.Starting about 1990 tract houses stopped having street exposed windows on the first floor. You have to at least venture into the Pitbull infested fenced back yard.Prior, houses were built around a big picture window of the dining room facing the street, so everyone could see everyone else having their family dinner.
>>540254422lol lil pup still thinks we want women
>>540252646Boomers are going to HATE life in nursing homes, and they'll wonder why it got so bad.
>>540255476don't mess with the classics
>>540252646I love the dream, bro.But they just wont leave you alone.
>>540255848prob is shitty Real Estate agents are like cunts on Dating Sites.They will post deceptive pics and wont post pics of a big problem any asshole will instantly see once they get within 50yrs of the subject.1/2 the "well maintained, move in ready" are in fact "fixer upper".
>>540256229>>540256229>hookups and foundation ~20k>taxes less than 1k a year>insurance like 50/monthYou are all hopeless blackpilled poor niggers who refuse to adapt to the world as it stands
be a super genius. live in shed in Arkansas.
>>540258279>Or youre in a rare place where it is OK.Just the opposite actually.Its legal in the majority of the U.S.You have no knowledge of any of this.Theres multiple people itt that have done it.Youre pulling random shit out of your ass with zero facts to back it up.
>>540260837Shut up nigger its illegal in the vast majority of the country.
>>540260965What a dumbfuck.They're legal in all 50 states.Yes, some counties have restrictions.Theyre in the same category as a "hunting cabin".
>>540252646With some wood, nails, and some basic geometry you can build your own home. Building home permits are unconstitutional.
>>540253003>illegalwut, 200 sq ft or less requires no permission from anybody almost everywhere in USA
>>540252646My parents did this on some land out in bumfuck nowhere and lasted 2 years before they sold it. Built a small cabin and had electricity, plumbing, water, everything ran out to it and the cost became much more than expected. Btw when it storms and knocks out power guess who the last ones to get power back are. It was a goddamned nightmare.
>>540255648most tiny homes are built on trailers so they cant do or say much about it
>>540252646Until you realize the whole point of this system is for you to be poor, once they raise the price of an acre to a $200k after people start doing this in waves.
>>540252646Lol. Zoomers are too fucking lazy to do that. And they'll complain 50k is too much. You can drop it down to $100 and they'll still fucking complain.
>>540252841Everyone prefers a shed without cuck shit atp
>>540252646I can’t do this in Mexico
The only solution is to dig underground and create a secret entrance somewhere
>>540261744checked. arkansas dreams to one day be Mexican tier
>>540252646Living in a shed was comically absurd and only the visibly retarded character would accept and embrace it. We're like 2 weeks away from Ricky's Carmaxxing becomes trendy.
>>540252646All you need is a half acre for <$10.You just have to be tactical about it, for example how I did it:I located a half acre at a dead end that is bordered entirely by state park, meaning I essentially own 5,000+ acres for free. I do whatever the fuck I want in it.
>>540252841Now if you simply make that porch into a screened in porch, you've got a pretty cool little place.
>>540252935Yes you should but not the shed part
>>540253287>wtf are you schizos talking about? Are jews not allowing you to buy land now? Are sheds illegal to build?In most of America it is illegal to build a house under 600sqft or if it was originally a shed.
>>540252646who has $50,000? nobody. unless your shill post is like $500 just go ahead and dont post
>>540253287even in small towns, code compliance will be at your door if you are doing something as simple as a remodel, with cease and desist order on your door and fines that cost as much as the property depending on how much they don't like you.you have to know how to do such things.it CANNOT be an obvious full time residence.but you can totally have "hunting cabin" with no running water / electricity and restrictions a single family home address would be subject to as "a full time residence" you can't even buy land and put a 30 ft camping trailer on it unless you make it clear you aren't living there. "citizens on patrol" is old people that just drive around all day and look for anything they can call the cops about. boomers with so little to do and no problems in their life, they do that for free. every day. in certain states, if you are over 65 you don't pay property taxes anymore. which can be very useful if you are smart about it.most anons would be better off reading up on different squatters rights for where they are and just go live in an empty house. there are a ton that are "OWNED" but "not for sale"-mom died and they planned to sell the house eventually but its been like 6 years and just sits there empty- type of houses.if you can get your mail delivered there and show you've been there over 2 years you can just HAVE the house. depending on where it is and if the previous owner family is jewish or not.
>>540252646you cant build those without permits and you wont get permits for a shed
A wise Chinese man once said, "if can't buy howse brild shed"
>>540254998youre living in a shed, is that not ideal
>>540254019what state do you live in that you think you dig your own well? wells are HEAVILY regulated and sometimes even taxed. >SEPTIC you underestimate the problems trying to get and install one quietly enough there won't be red flags if you buy a tank or rent well digging equipment you are going to be checked out to make sure you have paid the right people and have the right permits. I've worked for cities and know how much they LOVE finding and ruining people's work if they havent PAID to do it themselves. its an entire industry and career field to do that shit and often results not only in forced eviction and arrest/massive fines- but CIVIL FORFEITURE of the land to the city.in texas they can take the entire property if they find one weed plant growing.people spend their lives making sure nobody can be free, because fuck you. because if they have to live as a slave everyone does.and thats not even counting the power drunk cops or super corrupt judicial system, even at the smallest levels.what was EASY for boomers is IMPOSSIBLE for us.
>>540253643>Whoever created the meme "Land of the free" needs to be quarteredKek it's fun shattering the illusion though. Car camping is better than shed living because at least you can hide, but then you get fucked legally if you even jerk off.
>>540255725>dont live in the city then you stupid faggot>the city don't live in almost anywhere
>>540255005>only post the eastern US
it goes like this and it can happen to anyone>get fired from job for bad social credit>can't find a new job>become homeless>get put into jail or work camp for being homeless>or randomly killedyour shack is a stop-gap and technically illegal. you're better off trying to play stealth, dodge the flock cameras, and find safe places to sleep. oh and no drinking, no weed, no getting caught, no trespassing, endless laws to dodge.
>>540254422Who asked?
>>540264123what year is this supposed to be?west texas, especially near the border, has become dense and the new large neighborhood residential neighborhoods are exploding there, where wealthier but not rich mexicans can own texas homes without too long of a drive.there is a lot of offshoot industries that support spacex and such with all kinds of materials that keep creating news jobs, mostly its construction though.
>>540260742Heh. The point of shed life though isn't that you outsmarted the system, it's all people can afford.
>>540256251
>>540254422>absolutely love tosir, when you live in a shed in the middle of nowhere, you ABDUCT your wife, usually as a child. and raise her to be a wife. not pedo but childbride and fathergroom IS the traditional white culture.until jews and women, of course we traded daughters off to eachother to raise into ideal wives for ourselves or our sons.that was how it was.now its divorce rape and onlyfans.they need to be raised by their husband.no phone. no internet. knitting. cooking. books.never let her get corrupted by society, she lives at YOUR place and doesn't leave. ever.that is marriage.what we have now is "jews changed the definition of vaccine again" level of marriage.what sane man would think a judge should be involved in your relationship.? a man doesn't need that stuff to train his woman and have kids.
>>54026412385% of Nevada land is owned by the federal government.42% of Arizona.37% of New Mexico.Youre not going to drop a cabin on 10 acres in the Sonoran desert.Youre not going to drop a cabin in the middle of a corn field in Iowa.
>>540255333if it was a colder state i'd be on it. arkansas is diet texas. hot, shitty, niggers, some fucking hot girls in arkansas small downs though. bunch of women getting pregnant too early and getting stuck in towns they never leave. stacks good genes. great place to find a naive waitress/cashier wife with low self esteem and knowledge about the world and how to exploit her body as an asset and live like you and I can only dream about.
>>540263230In my state you can take a class that certifies you to install 1 septic system on your own land.The only permit required in my state is for a septic system.Wells do not require a permit.Yoi cam build your own house without a permit or certification of any type.The power company is not allowed to inspect your electrical system prior to hooking you up to the grid.I swear this thread is full of fucking redditors that are obsessed with an imaginary big bad government thats going to come after everyoneGet the fucking facts, retards.
>>540253288This is what i do, also i have solar panels>still half on grid though which sucks
>>540255967North Curryville.
Sheds are cool for like hunting cabins when I'm a retard and my build skills are not great. Wouldn't live in one.
>>540264123Niggas need to be FORCED to take the Oregon Trail. We ain't asking anymore, shit is mandatory. Ohh boo hoo, did Becky die of dysentry? You get what you fucking deserve.
>>540252646>>Can build a shed home on it for less than $10kYou sure? Let's see the receipts.
>>540254019>Dig a well one side of the property, septic tank on the other, or just get a composting toilet. Solar panels and Starlink. Why would you waist time putting your shed on the grid?a/c, probably
>>540254422:) I promise to have sex after lunch.
>>540268477you can get a building in a box 24ftx30ft shop kit for $6k. the sheds in OP could be built for less than $2k
>>540253003>land of the free>illegal to live in a shedlmao
>>540253287In Spain is the fucking same, you can't just buy a mobile home or a prefab and install it. You need to bribe government officials so the building you previously payed an architect to make is liveable. It's basically more expensive than buying a home. The jew and the boomer don't want us to have cheap housing.
>>540252646You are better off buying a really nice RV or a fucking used tour bus than some prefabbed cuck shed. The city county parish or whatever cant tell you shit about parking one on your own property.
>>540264641Based, just take what you want
>>540252646I am.
>>540268784It's not, idk what anon is smoking
>>540252646In states with less rain you can buy land for like $1k an acre, for $40k in Arizona or New Mexico you could have like 20-100 acres.
>>540254693>flibe.comHello, quick questions. 1. Are you Kirk Sorensen, CEO of Flibe Energy?2. Are you schizo as fuck?
>>540269107Is shed life as amazing as it seems?
>>540269527I enjoy it very much, living innawoods is not for everyone though. These fucking squirrels are dropping all these green pinecones so they can store them for later but I swear to God they're trying to hit me and they hit my roof which is irritating. So I'm shooting them. The battles are ENDLESS. But it's fun, I don't have a lot of normie problems.
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>>540269776What do you do for money? I get a VA tugboat of $1300 tax free every month. I figure if things ever got really rough for me this is something I would start thinking of doing. Live innawoods inna shed and try to make my own wine and grow my own pot.
You’ll never find me you fuckers, I’ve abandoned life on the surface. My fate is to dig a permanent underground tunnel and gradually transform into a reptilian alongside my snake offspring.
>>540270422Handyman stuff. Remodel bedrooms, bathrooms, landscaping, I also make and sell some things but I won't dox myself. I don't make a lot, but I don't need a lot. I'm clearing an area for a veggie and mushroom garden this summer and hopefully next year I will have some of my own food.
>>540270422You can almost definitely do it on 1300 a month. But you'll need to learn to cook, fix things, be resourceful with your items, and be stingy, I save a lot compared to others because I don't buy smokes or booze, and I make my own cider in 5gal buckets if I want a drink.
>>540265316The government IS big and bad. Also jewish.
>>540256251TKD
>>540252841Imagine when picrel starts popping up around jewish skyscrapers in Rothschild central bank countries and Vanity Fair or some other kike loudspeaker starts praising it as beautiful and innovative. Would make a great image for future historians of the times of our lives.
Well I already own a home (paid off) and I dont want live like that animal Lambright. I'll pass thank you very much!
oh, it’s THIS thread again…Look, the average poltoid is just too soft to live the shed/trailer/homestead life. You don’t have the skills or work ethic to even survive for a month, let alone LIVE like this. One tooth infection, one broken bone, one run-in with an actual predator, and your little “camping trip” is fucking over. So just sit the fuck down and go back to playing your video games or jerking off to bbw porn, or whatever it is poltoids do nowadays.
>>540252646I have an acre valued at 25k due to land being cheap in my area. It's nice for the most part. Has a creek running through it and only one neighbor is particularly next to me. But the Russian demons that bought this land 70 years ago planted Sweetgum trees all over. Sweetgum balls are a fucking nightmare. Why couldn't the retards have planted pecan? The balls are not worth the rapid growth of the plant.
>>540271573>jerking off to bbw pornyou got one part wrong. I believeyou meant *edging to Latina dommes
>>540271573ChatGPT
>>540268784>land of the free>can't fuck babies
>>540272207No that won't help you
>>540271341he's drunk right now crying about how much he want to fuck his mom . Too much of a coward to stream and say what's on his mind the big pussy
>>540252646Leveling a foundation in the mountains is hard. I've been at it for a few days now and will have to finish leveling tomorrow so I can finally build a pallet shed then a 10x20 which was only $4k. Land was only $15k.>>540252935Going to build an Earthship nexthttps://youtu.be/s64HwyhHlW4
>>540273910that shits going to get washed away when it rains hard
>>540253012It's some of the prettiest three words in the English language.
>>540274069It's a desert in a dry gulch above the drainage ditch, each block is on top of several inches of gravel that I had to dig up and sort out. Took fucking forever and now I gotta start leveling the pad for the 10x20 which I just raked the pine needles out of as it got too dark to see. None of it's gonna get washed away, I'm going to surround it with rocks on the top and left and compact it with dirt. This shit is hard as fuck though, I basically just leveled this entire pad by hand, pretty much had to unless I wanted most of the blocks to be stuck in holes.The 10x20 might be a bit easier to level using what I've learned so far but it's too soon to tell, not until I get the blocks staged and check them with the line levelwww.youtube.com/watch?v=i1tKUKSL618
>>540252646i'm saving up for a sneedhouse. I'm gonna sneedmaxXx
