Joe Rogan praises Jesus saying that unlike Mohammed who raped a 9yo, you cant say anything bad about him. Is he right?https://x.com/i/status/2085330042117128245
>>540310066>rehashing the war on terror propaganda from 2002yawn
>>540310066>Roidtranny hops onto the next Spiel
Any criticism of Jesus is just met with "God's plan"
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>>540310218jew worship is hot right now
>>540310066Why are all anti-Islam fagots like that>So ummm Islam bad because ummm Muhammad did not marry woman who are only 40+ so that is bad>It simply is stop asking questions.>And umm he like told you to fight back and conquer so this is bad.>It simply is stop asking questions.Daily reminder that rabbi jesus told you to help your enemies destroy you! I oppose Islam however this western feminist shit is ridiculousReal reasons why Islam bad>Retarded rules like pray 5 times in the direction of mecca>Need to get circularized!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>More retarded laws like drawing and sculptures being banned.>Need to visit mecca once in your life or you go to hell!
>>540310066No, there is a naked child that goes running from a garden he was in, alone with Jesus when the Romans come to capture him. A little sus to say the least.
>>540310066Its funny becuase we know for a fact those religious people that married 14 year olds existed. the existance of jesus is still debatable.
>>540310066>you cant say anything bad about himkikes don't seem to think so, they really fucking hate him.
>>540310066uh oh stinky
>>540310066That's incredible!Anyway, have you had sex yet, incel? Or are you still the same proved to be genetic dead end whose opinion on anything doesn't matter?
>>540310066>Hurr follow our fake mafia religion that tricks you into cutting baby dicks and worshipping the cross of SaturnIt's not working anymore you fucking retards, you can't sell spirituality with a broken, hopeless economy. You will never recover from the last year alone.
>>540312451That's not Jesus retard lol.
>>540310894You guys love to bring this up, but are always hesitant to post the verse because, what a shock, you are full of shit.
>>540310066Jesus did not rape a 9 year old you fucking iddiots. His first wife Khadija was too old to fuck, and Aisha was too young to fuck. One of his wives even poisoned him (and no, women typically don't poison you if you kill some of their family members in war by accident). The prophet Muhammad was a gay. Maktoub
>>540310066Yes compared to other religious leaders Jesus really nailed it.
>>540313790Uh oh HERECY TIME
>>540310377Kikes aren't Jews. Seethe more, tranny bot.
>>540313964If you kill their family members in war, women crave your dick. I am telling you guys this from experience.I have a friend who is a huge zionist, he is not even jewish but russian. Half ethnic russian. And he fucked a palestenian human rights lawyer. She knew he was a zionist and pro genocide (pro muslim ban, pro actual real genocide. Not this 70,000 bullshit). And she fucked him (and she initiated it). But this was before the gaza war. But now she probably would have asked him to put his dick up her turd cutter.So yeah, the prophet muhammad's wife would have poisoned him only because he was gay and didn't want to fuck her.Lol
>>540310066>praises Jesus while smoking surrounded by alcohol kek
>>540310066Wow, some evil smoker piece of shit is a Jew worshipper? Well, that totally makes me want to worship the Jew
>>540310267go and criticize allah in front of muslims and let me know how that goes
>>540310066How old was Mary when Yahweh raped her?
All Abrahamic religions are evil by nature and god is a storm god who accepted child sacrifice.
>>540313883>And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on himMark 14:5, kjvThis is in the bible lol
>>540314793What are you trying to prove here
>>540314793>For this ointment might have been sold for more than three hundred pence, and given to the poor. And they murmured against her.That is Mark 14:5.If you're going to commit the protestant rape and cite just one verse out of context, do try to cite the correct one.
>>540310667well anon the big thing is that there's 31 years between 9 and 40 and you just sound like a muslim shitskin when you pretend that is not the case
>>540315137https://biblehub.com/mark/14-51.htmI accidentally deleted the 1, my bad. It's not really out of context. There's a random naked guy in a sheet and he runs off. I also like the the one where your rabbit calls a goyim a dog
>>540315198>Muh age of consent laws that 50 year old feminists wrote!
>>540312451That is the old testament.Show Jesus actually saying anything like that in the new testament.Like in context I know about the 2 sword autism.
>>540313996Saved.What the christian does not understand his religion is a bunch of guys voting until they arrive at literal impossibilities. This is why every vocal christian is totally ignorant of all these voting shits (councils) and why he actually practices one of these heresies!
>>540310894>A little sus to say the least.Bullshit what you should concentrate is the fact that jesus is guilt of the crime of assault and vandalism.The bible and even christian movies are clear about that!>REEEEE NO in the book of lies known as the bible no one says that jesus was accused of assault and vandalism!>The book of lies known as the bible says that Pilot found him not guilty!Imagine believing this shit>Also the book of lies known as the bible says that jessu magicked himself back to life and us stealing his body is a lie>Now as we are starting this Christianity religion do what we say and sell all you have and give the money to me the cult leader!You need to be this retarded to be a christian!
>>540316424>What the catholic does not understand his religion is a bunch of guys voting until they arrive at literal impossibilities.>This is why every vocal catholic is totally ignorant of all these voting shits (councils) and why he actually practices one of these heresies!FIFY
Jesus gave everything freely and asked for nothing in return.He removed all the commandments and rituals and sacrifices and replaced them with two rules: Love God with all your heart, and love your neighbor as you love yourself.He never said anything more needed to happen, that we had to wait for something else, that we had to conquer others or collect money or build a temple. There were no further prophecies. Instead His birth and death were the fulfillment of the only prophecy that matters.It's so simple, it's so obvious, it's so easy, and it was all done long before you were born. And all you have to do is love God and love yourself and love mankind. That's it.And yet there are still people who think, "I dunno, sounds bad. I think I will worship money, or the nation, or power, or violence, or sex, or plastic trinkets, or drugs, or anything else instead... You're trying to trick me and get something out of me! 'Love God'? What's the catch!?"
>>540315198you people are terribly uninformed of something you hate very much>>540310667>>So ummm Islam bad because ummm Muhammad did not marry woman who are only 40+ so that is badexcept he did, anyway it's retarded that people focus on this when he married a 40 year old woman when he was 25, and he stayed with her alone for 25 years until she died, the second one he married was 50+ but by that time he was 50+ too, the girl in question was the third our of 10? wives he took afterin the first place do pedophiles even marry their victims ? much less the daughter of your friend ? you people are reading too much porn
>>540318347Catholics are part of Christianity.>Noo not us protestantsIt gets worse for you! You actually do suck the dick catholic councils.If you disagree show me 1 protestant sect who rejects the council of Nicaea! And you can not believe how surreal it is when a pastor says>That violates the council of NicaeaOr lists one of the heresies made illegal by the council.Really needed to suck the papist dick today did we protestant!?>catholic That is a dead religion and they know more since you can shut them up by pointing out that they are heretical and name the heresy. For bonus points if the clergy is this tell them you report them to their superiors for heresy. There is one catholic clergy guy on youtube who managed to rank up shit loads of reports and heresy violations since the atheists who where in debates with hims started to simply report him for heresy to his superiors. He eats it up like parking tickets. Shit is hilarious.
>>540318702Dude I think he was very insistent on "sell everything you own" part.Also jesus is a ultra feminist who thinks your wife can fuck other men if she likes and you are to shut up while if you look at a woman the wrong way you must cut your arms and legs away. Then the whole help your enemies to destroy you part.
>>540310066>Elon Musk, the famously atheist guy, is now a zionist praising Rabbi Yeshua>Peter Thiel, the famously atheist gay guy, is now a zionist praising Rabbi Yeshua>Joe Rogan, the famously atheist podcaster, is now a zionist praising Rabbi Yeshuakek right on schedule.
>>540310066Muhammed isn't a muslim god. He's the schizoid prophet. Made up so the dumb browns had something better than "one is all and all is one", something which isn't meaningless to the average person. But then why have a religion at all. Strip muhammed then you get judaism.
>>540310066Mary was 9 years old.
>>540310066More importantly: He calls out the sandniggers.
>>540320035>you people are reading too much pornI really do not give a shit at what age Mohamed married his wife's or if he raped every single woman in a 500 kilometer radius around his person every day. None of that shit is relevant and it sounds like leftist/feminist bitching.>Nooo Christianity can not be real because jesus did eat FISH!>JESUS DID EAT FISH!>[vegan thinks eating animals including fish is immoral]The real problem is>Mandatory circumcision>Other bullshit laws I especially hate the no drawings or sculptures rule. Like for real you are not allowed to draw or sculpt a bird or a human?Yikes!Funny how the nazis of /pol/ will cry that jews circumcise jewish children however never mention that MALE CIRCUMCISION IS MANDATORY IN ISLAM!Like poof never talked about!
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>>540321239do you think a literal god is going to stoop to messing around with post-wall roasties?
>>540320978Fun fact the """atheist""" secularist leftists are the real Christians.Jesus says:>DO NOT PRAY PUBLICLY! Right wing Christians>I must pray every day so people see it!Leftists>Never seen praying in their livesJesus says:>Help your enemies destroy you!>Never fight back!Right wing Christians>Noo I must fight back my first amendment!Leftists>Import more terrorists>Hide Muslim crimes>Hide black and non white crime>Abolish the police and armyWho will go to heaven? Who is obeying jesus?
>>540321261>None of that shit is relevantMidwit opinion.There are two billion humanbeings on this planet that believe in this and IT DOES matter to them. They live their lives with this belief and interact with the world using it.You are a fucking nigger who is incapable of comprehending that other people do not think like you.
>>540310066Jesus was a pedo.
There was a time when marrying a 9 year old meant you were doing something right with your life.
>>540310066>insults islamThere's another religion you missed
>>540310066Shills today would say He was a fed, or that Pilate gave him a secret deal for a pardon for His disruption in the temple.
>>540321261>>Mandatory circumcisioni don't even think that's abrahamic lmao, the jews probably took it from egyptians and incorporated it in their religion, at least it certainly doesn't exist in the quran at allanyway much of what is considered retarded in islam is coming from the "hadith" and not the quran, but people will argue that without the "hadith" there is no islam since there are no clear rules on what to do for everything, and maybe it's meant to be that way, for me at least, if life is a test, then you should use your head to decide what to do, actually which religion is right only come after you first realize that there is a god, then you can check religions and see which one align with what you expect, although i expect people to be very emotional about this, being butthurt about suffering and whatever disqualify people from discussing the topic at all, they better sort out their emotions first, i'm not saying empathy is bad and you shouldn't care but people are being faggots about it
>>540310066Christianity is a religion for the nine year old that's getting raped and the society that's being purged by low IQ desert niggers. It's for people that are too cowardly or weak to fight back, and assures them that they will be rewarded for this meekness when they're finally put out of their misery.
>>540310066Jesus at first ignored a woman for her daughter to be healed because she was a Canaanite and also called non-Israelite dogs.>Matthew 1521 Then Jesus went thence, and departed into the coasts of Tyre and Sidon. 22 And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou Son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil. 23 But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us. 24 But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. 25 Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me. 26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
its hilarious that chuds are like SHE WAS 9 YEARS OLD!!!!! when Mary was at most 12.
Jesus is credited with saying that he didn't come to bring peace but a sword. Which is the exact opposite that the messiah is supposed to do.>Matthew 1034 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. 35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. 36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. 37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. 38 And he that taketh not his cross, and followeth after me, is not worthy of me.
>>540310066I think Joe Rogan means Jesus never had a chance to marry a 9 yo
>>540310066>being religiousFaggot
>>540322472Matthew 10 contradicts what the book of Malachi states would happen:>Malachi 45“Behold, I am going to send you Elijah the prophet before the coming of the great and terrible day of the Lord. 6 He will restore the hearts of the fathers to their children and the hearts of the children to their fathers, so that I will not come and smite the land with a curse.”
>>540310066Because Jesus is a myth and his "biography" only covers like 5 events and skips like 20 years of his life.
>>540322797>Baby's first internet comment circa Myspace 2002
>>540310066that's called a Gary Stu, it's irrefutable evidence that whatever you're reading is fake as shit.
>>540322323God be knocking up 12 year old n sheit. Yahweh is a pedo. Kek also...Ancient traditions (Older Joseph): Some early non-biblical texts, such as the 2nd-century Protoevangelium of James, describe Joseph as an elderly widower (sometimes claimed to be around 90 years old) and Mary as a young maiden around 12 to 14 years old, creating a massive age gap of roughly 75+ years. (Jose-ph) Was a pedo as well. Fuckin kikes man. Why they always diddling kiddos?
>>540310066jesus is a made up character, like superman, so the only flaws would be those attributed to him by his creator/s.
last 24 hours this happened… creepy as hell: https://youtu.be/6SxEj1cujQE?t=2508>AW randomly starts ranting about how ActBlue is responsible for “kirk was assassinated” >slow-joe asks him some very basic questions >he goes into a weird speech about how it couldn’t have been israel>joe seems concerned almost the entire comments section was people pointing out how suspicious and weird that whole area of the interview was… and then more recently the comments become just a sea of >I PAUSED MY SURGERY TO WATCH THIS VIDEO >I JUMPED OUT OF MY TREE HOUSE TO WATCH THIS VIDEOboomer facebook jokes. just an ocean of them. and no discussion about the kirk shooting. first few hours it was wall-to-wall kirk comments.
