What a time to be alive
>>540446122Did you know some towns in the US will pay you to move there.For example, Mattoon IL will pay you over $10,000 to relocate to Mattoon.https://www.cnbc.com/2024/09/03/us-cities-and-states-that-will-pay-you-to-move-there.htmlMattoon is a 90% white area code with a population around 17000, has gigabit fiber internet, and an Amtrak station with three round trips a day to Chicago.
>>540446122You know I have been struggling to scrape enough money to fix my van, but I think I will invest in a good mystery ranch bag and a bum kit.
>>540446122living in america is like playing a reverse survival craft game
They have a really big pretty station iin Mattoon.I've always wanted to stop there, but never had the chance.
>>540448121>a train that goes to niggercity is a highlight Get the fuck out of here, Illinois govcunt. You’ve been popping up in every thread about housing prices for the longest time and nobody is biting on your shit
Here's an actual photo instead of just the postcard btw
>>540448121Fuck that looks clapped out. It's across the street from a consignment shop.
>>540446122You don't have to move away from your parent's house. Home ownership is a very expensive concept, a lot of Americans are going to have to get used to pooling resources again and living in extended families.
>>540448121https://www.msn.com/en-us/crime/general/illinois-pair-charged-with-first-degree-murder-in-lake-mattoon-dismemberment-case-police-say/ar-AA299TNR
sounds like a fucking paradisehttps://www.wandtv.com/news/crime/isp-mattoon-man-arrested-after-police-seize-gun-drugs-during-investigation/article_872d6a85-f463-44f1-a681-cf78bb81bc25.html
>>540448818I prefer train stations to get around, but you want 97% white and zero crime, here you go.You can afford it.
>>540448121Every housing related thread this same faggot posting middle of bumfuck nowhere homes thinking anyone wants to live there lmao
>>540449042You have so many options in this country
>>540449042I've concluded that it's not because it is in the "middle of bumfuck nowhere" it's because you expect the cheap house to come to you. It won't. You're just one of those people that will live and die within 50 miles of your place of birth. Never broadening your horizions despite nothing in the world stopping you from doing so. Here, a "middle of bumfuck nowhere" house, in Denmark. $85,000. Tell me about how shit it looks.https://www.edc.dk/alle-boliger/villa/5400-bogense/kragelund-2/54102727/Oh, wait, it's totally awesome, but you would never bother moving even 50 miles from where you were born. You can't move to another state. To hell with expecting you to try another country.
>>540449354Bro that's a shack, I can see out the back windows through the front windows.
>>540446122Fucking A man, I grew up in the 70's and 80's, the entire decade of the 80's was my teen years it was fucking amazing bro....I remember houses less than $50K, You could get a decent sports car for just under $120K. You could go see concerts and pay jack shit for tickets. I saw Garth Brooks 3rd row beside the stage back in '98 I paid TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS for the tickets. Paid $50 for front row up against the stage to see Bryan Adams and Def Leppard...now the Jews at TicketJewMaster you'd have to pay $1000 easily to be that close. My first house I bought in 2003 I paid $109K for it, 2500SF two car garage and was on a 1/2 acre lot...fucking loved it!
>>540448121>$10,000 to relocateI bet you could give every black person in Mattoon $10K to go back to Africa and they'd take it and Mattoon would be a white haven overnight.
>>540446122You won't do shit.Americans won't do shit.I won't do shit.Nobody will do shit.
>>540449413>Bro that's a shackHere's the kitchen in the "shack"
There's a reason no one wants to live in nigged up oxy'd out flyover country
>>540449477>120KI meant 15K LOL
>>540449602That's a nice sized kitchen man.
>>540448620Memories of better days long ago.
>>540449602>electric stoveMy condolences
>>540449602>low ceiling>small one compartment sink>electric stove>cabinet doors interfere with each other>pointless mirror>spices jars stove where they'll be heated repeatedly>kitsch postersvacation rental / 10
