I think the Boomers are going to win!
Their victory co dictionary is dying before collapse.But boomers will comfortably average 150 years. The younger ones will hit 200.
LOOK OUT!!!
>>540498986What the fuck! That's so sad to watch.Old people regressing mentally to the state of toddlers again.
>>540499606Toddlers? They look like my cat when fishes appear on my TV.
>>540499606You'll be that way too in due time.
What does a Boomer do once they win the Cashnado?
>>540498986Someone needs to add that video to this song. https://youtu.be/r43bw4IRRpY?is=LJjUAg7DfnlA50Wd
>>540502011Or add that song to the Cashnado video.
>>540502011Nice
>>540500629Yeah I'll have a large Big Mac meal with a coke no ice.
>>540502159Nigga do I look like the fuckin McDonald's app?
>>540502720Order up!
>>540498986They're not even activating the Cashnado properly. They're supposed to click a button first
ALERT ALERT
When you sacrifice 50-60 years of your life dedicating yourself to the greatest country that ever is or was, you can spend the last 10-20 doing whatever the heck you please.No judgement here.
>>540499301
>>540502954Kek>>540502894The American spelling is "judgment"
>>540503069>judgmentOnly lawyers spell it like that, goldstein
>>540503253That's the American spelling, nigger.You used the British spelling.
>>540503320i used the logical spelling of judge and ment you used official lawyer spelling
>>540503452Just change your VPN to the UK if you're going to write like a Brit
>>540499301why do they keep doing this?
>>540499196>>540499731>>540501754>>540502048>>540502122Jews and rented indians repost off-topic spam all the time on this board
>>540503871Just go kill yourself janny
>>540498986These threads ironically work in much the same way that the Cashnado works for the Boomer psychologically. PTG is an Indian casino pretty much.
>>540498986You assholes are going to be fucked once the boomers all die and there is no one left to blame for your failures. I would encourage any boomers to spend every fucking penny you have earned. Don't leave one red cent behind to these cocksuckers. Max out your credit cards take out a second mortgage, so you die deeply in debt. Make sure your services are paid for, so you don't have to depend on worthless self centered egomaniacs for ANYTHING. Sell or wreck your car. Make sure you leave NOTHING OF VALUE behind, because you can't take it with you and these fucking jerks deserve nothing. If they think you have anything these bloodthirsty lazy dumbfucks will try to have you euthanized so their useless asses can take it. And like ALL thieves, they will tell everyone they are justified. It is endemic to theft.
>>540502795Yup. Dont gotta tell me twice. See you in cryo. Order up.
>>540504131> Most Jewish post of the day awardCongrats, kike
>>540498986Anyone born before 1980 should be slaughtered without mercy
>>540503758Why do you not go to Otakuthon to see Chloé?
>>540504213The obsession with this specific troon among Zionist retards should be a great research project for someone needing a Masters or Doctoral thesis
>>540504183>order upFinally, jeez McDonald's is slow these days. I ordered like half an hour ago. Better not be cold.
>>540503871Sacrifice their winnings to the Cashnado gods
>>540503758You know how europeans can drink milk and people from other continents often can't?Japanese people don't do photosensitive seizures.
>>540502827>they're supposed to click a buttonYes and no.They're supposed to keep playing until they win a cashnado redemption thing and then they win some cash.These old fucks are so braindead they don't even know how to do ot right. They are just mesmerized by the flashing lights and sounds
>>540498986And just look at that, not a single nigger in sight. Just pure vibes. Living in the moment.
>>540499606They are winning money while you're eating catfood under a bridge
>>540504421>imblyinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QBsSTajfP0
>>540498986For me, it's the tornadosaur.I am a man of simple tastes.
>>540498986>I'm a broke virgin who lives with mommy because some Q-tips played a slot machine tournament a decade ago.This is my favorite /pol/ loser thread! Give me your saddest stories and your best demoralization, anons.
>>540504754>winning
The more you play, the more you are statistically guaranteed to lose. Remember that.The way that probability functions work, the width of the bell curve widens with every attempt, but the range-of-outcomes widens even faster. Because of this, drawing a graph with your bell curve on it, will reduce the width of the bell curve by the square root of "n", where "n" is the numer of attempts.So what that means is, if you do 1 million attempts, the relative width of your bell curve becomes more like a vertical line. Even a tiny deviation from the center of that tendency will send your odds down to like 10^-27 or some shit. The more attempts you do, the more your bell curve narrows, and narrows, and narrows, util your outcome is "absolutely certain". Gambling is a bad idea, obviously, but you would be better off just doing like, 1 or 2 attempts, rather than 1 million. This is slightly untrue if you're going for a very big prize at long shot odds. In that case, 100 attempts might be the equivalent of 1 attempt for a lesser prize. That's how they get people into the habit of rolling the dice and chasing losses (deathtrap). But to be honest, those big-money have such ridiculously low odds you'd be an idiot to roll for them even once. Now there is some argument that it makes sense for the poor, as a class, to gamble. Since of course, the majority loses, but that 1 person who wins gets to make it into the high life, and that makes it worth it. It's like a death game with 1000 contestants and 1 winner. Is it worth your life in the underground labarynth to roll the dice for long odds of a normal life? For some people, the odds are actually yes. Oftentimes the poor gambling is not even their stupidity talking, but simple self interest. However the type of gambling depicted in the OP is pure stupidity. These are rich people blowing their money. Because casino owners profit most when they can take advantage of people who don't know better, like children and the elderly.
>>540499301>Seizure induced boner
>>540504303Its not a troon. You'd know this if you were a POWER GOONER. Order up.>>540504337How is a nigga who has been sent to cryo still able to talk, let alone be able to commit more treason?>>540505012Weebs deserve it.
>>540498986
>>540505213Yeah I'll have 2 mcdoubles, 3 large fries, a 10 piece chicken nugger, and a large chocolate shake.Order up!
>>540505213This is now a Power Gooner thread.Goonettes are also applicable
>>540505614
>>540504911'Chud' is a kike meme. Youre a fucking kike.
>>540507764
>>540508221Kek
>>540505213This looks like it comes from a pedo site
>>540498986They did work all their lives, that's why they can afford to waste their money on this bullshit.Enjoy your reheated dollar store burrito poorfag
>>540508663Power Gooning is an ancient tradition
>>540499301SNATCHNADO
>>540508735They can go to hell because these were the same people that told me videogames are for children, standing up in a casino tapping flatscreens to piss their retirement away.
>>540498986I could watch that .mp4 all day long
>>540512316it's a good thing you said DOTmp4 or else I wouldn't know what you're talking about.
>>540512316When you're right you're right anon
>>540498986>>540499301>BONUS WHEEL!AROUND AND AROUND WE GO, WHERE THE INHERITANCE ENDS UP? NOBODY KNOWS....
>>540504131>Not paying debt off with more debt to acquire a higher debt limit and dying in debt heaven
>>540513035The mask is a nice touch
>>540500629I'd play to be like doyle if I'm old; this is braindead tier money waste.
They worked their whole lives for that. You won't get shit for inheritanceGet fucked zoomers lmao
I have to say, pol has slowed way the fuck down. We're a blue board now, at least in terms of speed.
>>540498986Honestly not that much different than the way zoomers look when they hold their phones in front of their faces.
>>540498986Anyone have the post about how the boomers are literally playing it wrong
