can I really get a free handjob?
>>540510366Get both your arms chopped off and you're chances are pretty good!
>>540510366No. They make you do it yourself.
>>540510436> "They"Fucking Jews.
>>540510366if you donate sperm and blood in the same day you'll be hundreds of dollars up.
>>540510366You sure can! It just so happens I conduct my very own ' sperm bank ' out of my spare room!
>>540510423A staff member uses a vibrator on the tip of your penis until you jizz so hopefully you get a hot nurse
>>540510423lol no thanks>>540510436fuck>>540510487I don't like my blood being sucked>>540510492I'm not gay>>540510586They don't use manuals like the good old days anymore?
>>540510792You will be after I get done with you.;)
>>540510792>They don't use manuals like the good old days anymore?Nah it's "vibration therapy" and if that doesn't work they put something in your ass and do some shit to your prostate
>>540510366>can I really get a free handjob?Yes... and she will breed with you as well
>>540510366No, but you could get a prostate massage.
