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>'Overwhelmed' probation officers warn of early prison release crime risk
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c39e3y1y2zjo
>Andy Burnham is 'dishing out a vindictive punishment beating to the middle class' as he tells all parts of the country to take migrants... and more than 3,000 arrive in just 22 days
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16044369/3000-migrants-Burnhams-small-boats-policy-tatters.html
>Stalker threatened to cut leading UK judges ‘into little pieces’
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2238264/stalker-threatened-cut-leading-uk-judges-into-little-pieces
>Fifty police chiefs unite to fight early release
https://archive.ph/LfWEC
>Richard Tice accused of ‘nasty tactics’ over legal threat to the Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/11/richard-tice-accused-of-nasty-tactics-over-legal-threat-to-the-guardian
>Historic Blackpool site among 13 asylum hotels to close amid ‘immigration overhaul’
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/asylum-seeker-hotels-grosvenor-grand-metropole-blackpool-b3031289.html
>Scientists discover source of ‘mango-like’ tropical taste in whisky
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/scientists-scotland-ireland-edinburgh-japanese-b1293099.html
>PM to chair emergency Cobra meeting amid ‘extreme heat’ warning and wildfires
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-12/pm-to-chair-emergency-cobra-meeting-amid-extreme-heat-warning-and-wildfires
>Households near UK grid upgrade projects in line for lower electricity bills
https://archive.ph/r7PVe
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First for Yerbs
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everything used to feel so innocent
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>>540665762

First for paki pedo rape gangs operating since the late 1950s with help from police and politicians.
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I'm scared.
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paradise is walking to salah 5 times a day with your bros and not seeing even one gora
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BEHOLD
A DRAGON IS EATING THE SUN!!
THESE ARE THE END TIMES
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can’t even see anything. it starts getting dark about now anyway. stupid middle class nonsense. fuck all of you wankers hope you get cataracts
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>>540665838
Boobies bouncing, very disrespectful
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live from Tower Hamlets

https://youtu.be/WdUwrjgvvrA?si=5EPup04uMuMPrHFs&t=140
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Sun at the moment supposedly with the peak in 9 minutes at 7:12
still hot and bright
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Perseids meteor shower also on tonight lads, dunno why the (((media))) isn't mentioning that.
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Michele Obamas willy
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Eclipse has inspired me to get intouch with my pagan roots. Going to buikd a wickerman on my lawn out of old pallets.
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>>540665904
>stupid middle class nonsense.
SHUT IT PROLE
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>>540665838
A hell of a lot of men have tits now. Did they add something to the tap water recently?
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>>540665951
the BBC is playing with fire by getting the normoid classes to think about esoteric astrology
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seagulls are going mental
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>>540665926
carnt believe the jews hiding meaters from us as well as the son. hot today also !!! very conveaniant ! !!!!!!!!
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How many people will be blind because they bought Chinese knockoff eclipse glasses at the last minute?
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>>540665840
that britain is gone forever
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>>540665917
subhanallah
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>>540665951
Gonna trap your local MP in too?
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>>540666037

i hope so.
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>>540665926
Risk of triffids
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What if the sun doesn't comes back out again?
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this sunlight looking like it has stage iv cancer
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Bit dark now
Not dark but dusky
>dusk at 7 o'clock
Mental
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>>540666105
inshallah the sun comes back
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this sunlight on palliative care
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>>540666011
crows and pigeons freaking out here.
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>>540666105
Sell solar panel shares.
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>>540666105
thought it'd be well funny if the eclipse just didn't happen and it made people panic
>where's the moon gone!?
>were we wrong?!?!
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>>540666037
>not using a homemade pinhole kino box
the state of normies
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>>540665838
some kind of corset might be helpful
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what fucking mental shit are the jews doing right now
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>>540666105
total darkness and an ice age and we all die. inshallah
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>>540666198
whatever you want
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Dad's insisting on me opening the door to look if it's there yet. He doesn't believe it can blind you.
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>>540666265
Liveatream it for a laugh
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still can’t see a fucking thing. rubbish
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My dog just fkn levitated
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this sunlight lying in a wet pothole, being passed by BMW X3s, after losing a machete duel
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Trying to practice fucking darts here cunt sun going dark.
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>>540666313
pics or it didn't happen
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Fuck I forgot we will lose gravity for 7 seconds.
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>>540666105
we send rockets up to twat the moon to get him to move out the fucking way
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>>540666313
Clarsnipes will do that
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>>540665917
Can't we just leave it at that? Its quite comfy.
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Was told the eclipse would be visible in my area at 19:07. Still nothing. Does fucking nothing run on time in this country?
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>>540666362
someone ring desmond and get him to enter the code ASAP
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is this it lads?
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It's coming
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Its not even that dark, do we even really need the sun at all?
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this sunlight being slapped around a bit by a large trout
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Woah, this reminds me of Sheol
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my eyes are fucked i looked straight at it
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>>540665917
HELLO TAX DODGER
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This just proves that the government could dim the sun by up to 90% and we'd still be fine. I think Burnham should go ahead with it.
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>>540666494
ur doomed
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>>540666499
Breaking unjust laws is a sign of strong moral character.
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>>540665762
I'm blind.
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>>540666105
Sell your ray-ban shares
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>>540666494
You will die in two weeks.
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>>540666457
be careful uncle don’t look at it
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its actually quite nice and peaceful
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Cornwalls gone dark
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>>540666499
What's up?
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>>540666494
just look at something really dark to balance it out
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>>540666597
Oh no, not Cornwall.
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Seagulls have shut up, ominous
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Its just supper bright sun out my window. Am i missing somethinglads?
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>>540666533
Billy Gates approves that message
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No way near close to a 90% eclipse.
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>>540666447
IT'S
OVER
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>>540666543
Don't even piss about lad, thought it was happening at HALF seven so at 7 I decided to look and couldn't see out a quarter of my right eye for 5 minutes.
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It’s got more dim but only because it’s fucking cloudy. How rubbish
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When I was a little kid, me Mum told me not to stare into the sun. So once, when I was six, I did.
At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink. And then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrank to pinholes and everything came into focus.
And for a moment I understood.
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>>540666622
Maybe they're all blind now. Wonder how many animals fuck their eyes up on shit like this.
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I read this book once, by what's his name, the robot man
About this planet where they had 3 suns so it was always light, but every few thousand years they'd total eclipse and it would be dark. But because they never had darkness evolutinarily they weren't psychologically adapted to it. So everyone went mad and burned down all the cities and so on to make light, resetting the civilisation every few thousand years.

It was pretty good actually.

Some cunts ruining my vibe right now, I'm out in the garden and he's got his droning buzzing around somewhere up there. Probably going to take a load of shitty photos and put them on his insta for all his retarded normie mates to say "oh that's nice". FUCK

OFF

A big crowd of people just cheered somewhere far away. Wonder what that was about.
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>>540666628
Kikes stealing the sun.
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Is that it? Boring, nothing ever happens.
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you call this 90% coverage?
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>>540666638
The point of using a percentage is to get normies talking about percentages of eclipses.
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>>540666666
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it deserves a COBRA meeting

fukkin levitating dogs like
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>>540666557
Too late - all i see is a yellow blob
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Just think in the olden days you could have controlled whole african tribes by telling them you stole the sun and wont give it back unless they make you king
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Starting to brighten up again now.
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this is way better than the stupid aids cancer white LED lamp in the sky
START DIMMING THE SUN
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>>540666533
Something for Big Ed to sort out
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>>540666655
quads and doubles
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me cat looks confused
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>>540666703
sacrifice croquette to get your vision back
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Didn't get dark at all. What a joke.
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>>540666175
he's done it
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flood the cotswolds with BOAT WOGS
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>>540665762
So i looked at the eclipse without those special glasses...
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>>540665762
>>'Overwhelmed' probation officers warn of early prison release crime risk


Absolutely CHILLING

Man exposes what is really happening in prisons.


https://files.catbox.moe/hth3ht.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/hth3ht.mp4
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>evening time
>gets a bit darker
Great. Great spectacle for all the family.
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>>540666743
Cats are always confused, they have no idea whats going on at any point
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the crows atop the Rowan Tree silently gazing sunwards
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>>540666746
can't see shite - getting better
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>>540666685
Big meteor shower happening tonight lad. Far more interesting
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>>540666743
Birds are bricking it.
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Right lads, when do we start forming harems?
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Might become a druid
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suncels bow to occlusionchads
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Just saw an Uber Eats jeet deliver a takeaway to the house on the other side of the road and not giving a fuck about the eclipse. This really is a middle class thing.
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https://twitter.com/Natrebirthparty/status/2087540787286286718

>Yerbury's voice
w e w
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>>540666908
in fairness fuck all just happened
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Don't stop now
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>>540666908
Ignoring something like this is a sign of an uncurious mind. You're not on the same level as a brownoid, are you?
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>>540666908
they have bird-brains and think it's just nighttime like when someone puts a pillowcase over a bird cage
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if nobody told you there was an eclipse would you even know there was one
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>>540666954
is that what i think it is
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>>540666803
Take that back or on caturday you'll be strung up and made an example of
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>>540666982
I'd be inside with my blinds closed so no not really
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>>540666982
I would have just thought it was a cloud
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Time for a nap
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>>540665762
been thinking about playing 2 again tbph
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GLANCED AT THE ECILIPSE AND MY RETINAS ARE NOW BURNED OUT, I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO R BBC AND USED A COLLANDER
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Well that was shit
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a true professional performer, he's still got it
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Just seen the eclipse outside lads.
It was like a crescent moon but a sun.
Pretty interesting tbhwy
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How many pints do you reckon you could drink before shitting yourself
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What a fucking joke that was holy shit.
Maybe it is that easy to be manipulated because i fell for that eclipse talking point hook line and sinker.
It maybe slightly got a litle darker maybe
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>Why are they using a false definition?
>There are two main reasons. The first is that these individuals do not understand how the census works or how population projections work and have not read the Goodwin report — they have honestly misunderstood what 'White British' refers to and relayed inaccurate information.
>The second would be that this is an intentional misrepresentation to try and derail any mainstreaming of ‘White British’ decline going further. If White Britons have some stricter definition that isn’t applied to other ethnic groups and such a definition would exclude people like King Charles, Winston Churchill, Harry Kane and Farage’s own children, then who can truly define a White Briton, and if no-one can define a White Briton, how can they become a minority?
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>>540667010
*they/them/deez nuts
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Bit naff that, remember the last one had one of these halo jobbies.
Sucks to be a zoomer
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Ackshaully anons, badly marching around on private land is doing more than any other party.
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What a fuckin disappointment that was. A big bright blob turned into a slighter smaller, slightly less bright blob. Why can't we get proper eclipses like the old days? I remember that one in 1715, it was a proper banger.
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>>540667124
12 abbots
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Huge cloud in the fucking way.
Need fights-in-his-bedroom anon to batter that cloud out of the way. He's an airfight champion.
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>>540667247
Cause its Spain's turn.
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>>540667238
>they did an awful lot more than any other nationalist did
the flagging campaign achieved infinitely more
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>>540667195
It got a little bit darker here, and that was it, back to normal now.
Local news was going on about wildlife going nuts like it was gonna be some biblical event.
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>>540667247
the one in 999 a.d. had folk shitting in streets
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best I could see from my house
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>>540667319
>Local news was going on about wildlife going nuts
lol bless em
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that eclipse was pretty underwhelming if i'm being honest with you lads
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>>540667195
it IS fucking crazy when youre right in the actual middle of it. it creates this rly bizarre, almost vidya-esque looking artifact around the edges. like beads of light dripping off in all directions. its absolutely bizarre looking

but yea partial ones are totally a meme. it just gets a bit darker, the crickets/peepers chirp for a like a minute, and you cant actually stare at it because youll go blind
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>>540667282
He's still not recovered after the air won the last round
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Seagulls are still going mental.
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you all got done by the media again you're worse than normies
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Fizzy gravy
Incel fortune cookies
Donkey dentist
Apu (henry) hoover
Lego napoleon movie
Boots home euthanasia kit
Skagvent calendar
Cowboy themed italian restaurant
Contactless card 2p machines
Transparent Burqa for non-muslims
Philip Schofield Halloween mask
Shower beds
Deliveroo pints in glasses
Pockets for cats (kitpock)
Bic pen sharpeners
Vodka infused spam
Migrant hotel management video game
Tennis rackets for grenades
Eastern themed gay nightclub, the sultan of brooneye
Valentines meals for one
Ordnance survey globes
Kippah with hair on for secret jews
Iced porridge
Velcro toilet seats for astronauts
Monopoly migrant edition
Sycamore gap shaped plastic sex arse
Edible songs
Jeetshaker™
Automatic towels
Scratch posts for hedgehogs
Toilet roll for the colour blind
Upside down stairs
Bread but it's actually cotton wool
Tinned noodles
OnlyFarms
Butter that is butter
Shit scented air freshener for bummers
cocaine cut with glitter
A £1 gay bar called poundland
Steel toe capped socks.
Pills that make you go blind
Fish and chips shaped ice cream
Wattle and daub sex arse
Blackout windows
Tapas for cats
Headwear shops for terrorists
eclipse viewing attachment for plastic sex arses
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blinded myself in the eclipse
dictated not read
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>>540667195
im convinced it was another esoteric energy harvesting exercise while bohemian-grove types are on an island somewhere worshipping moloch
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>>540667377
frogposter not impressed
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DIM
SUN
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>>540667319
>Local news was going on about wildlife going nuts like it was gonna be some biblical event.

the wild parakeets were going schizo for a few minutes just before desu
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>>540667350
That's a decent picture.
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>>540667428
That's the kind of ingenuity and creativity that made Britain great.
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>>540667428
>Tinned noodles

isn't this a thing?
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Absolute fucking waste of time

Cunts I want my 45 minutes back

Left was 6:40
Right was 7:16 (the "peak" time)
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>>540667038
He's right though. Dogs are planners. A dog will see a blanket and think "that would be great to have in my bed", grab it and drag it to its basket. They've got some object permanence, some sense of prospective cognition. Cats are creatures of pure impulse, their thoughts don't concern anything except what's exactly in front of them. A dog will take a treat to big to eat right now, like a marrow bone or something, and it'll go off somewhere on its own to have a gnash on it in peace and security, because it's aware on some level of threats, inconveniences, it'll remember times in the past where you've given it a bone, let it have a go and then taken it away because you think there's no meat left on it, whatever. A cat will just try to eat it there and then.
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>>540667451
carnt believe the masons harvested the sun
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>>540667247
Wasn't there a supernova in like 1500 or some shit and for a week scholars could read at night because it was that bright?
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>>540667517
my dog throws the ball for himself.
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>>540667605
Actually, that was Jason Arday's forehead
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>>540667428
>Pockets for cats (kitpock)
>Bread but it's actually cotton wool
>Butter that is butter

made me LOL
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>>540667612
Dogs have been known to start their Christmas shopping in September
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>>540667428
>Apu (henry) hoover

can't believe they are not capitalising on this, imagine sales would be so high Burnham would stick a windfall tax on the riches

might write to the company
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>>540667428
>still no prophet mohammed labubu
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>>540667484
Pure luck - sunglasses in front of my phone
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>>540667666
134 days
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>>540667428
>Headwear shops for terrorists
You left out the paramillinary part that made it funny
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>>540667507
>mong learns human eyes didn't evolve to stare into the fucking sun
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>>540667507
the jews did this
>>540667497
the jews stole our idea
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>>540667759
They def stole this one
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I miss when everyone was on Facebook because back then I could post "what a shit eclipse" as my status and get a load of likes, some even from fit birds, and get comments and respond to the comments and have discourse. But now it's like, which of the WhatsApp groups should I post it in. And it turns out I'm not arsed deciding, so I just don't.
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>>540665762
Englishman, honestly, what kind of fucking circus have you built for yourself?
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i guess now it's time, for me to give up
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>>540667857
this is such a jew invention holy shit
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https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/greggs-rename-andy-burnhams-pastry-5Hjdfxh_2/
>Greggs renames Andy Burnham's favourite pastry after PM's LBC interview sends sales 'through the roof'
we have reached peak silly sausage
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>>540667857
we need to start patenting stuff
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>>540667873
Aren't you people supposed to be witty?
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>You drink the beauty of the universe with your eyes.
Alright chill out mate.
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>>540667963
Jesus Christ.
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Colander technology
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>>540667910
It's a very strange approach to theology to have lasted for so many years. Like if you think you can trick God so easily then why bother tricking him at all, why worship him. They don't even believe in hell or heaven so it's not like they have to keep points off their license.
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>>540668018
Yes? What is it?
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>>540667963
>after PM's LBC interview sends sales 'through the roof'
Why would anyone want to his his favourite pastry? Is it so there's none for him and he has to suffer?

> in sales of the "sausage, bean, and cheese thing"
Sounds fookin rank
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>>540667963
Starmer the MUG thought you had to be serious to be popular when all you had to do was say you like a Beans bake from Greggs
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>>540667963
>Burnham's endorsement led sales of the breakfast pastry to double on Wednesday morning at the branch near No 10 North.

Fucking GCHQ normies
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couldn't get a decent shot on my phone despite fiddling, the glare still made it look less covered than it was

the weird artifact picked up by the lens at the very bottom of the pics show it better
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>>540667963
>we had to rename it because Andy finds the word "melt" offensive
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>>540667507
desu i thought you guys were getting a TOTAL eclipse too, so i feel ripped off by extension
what was the actual percentage? that doesnt look too like much. looks like the 60% one we had like 7-8yrs ago

next time there is one on the isles id say actually bother to go get into the middle of totality. because the difference of even just a mile outside totality is stark, to say the least. it goes from "getting a bit darker/looking like a sunset" to "sudden total midnight darkness within like 45seconds, stars come out, psychedelic sun droplets peeling off the black sun". which is pretty fucking insane to see if youve never seen it. i think its something to do with the suns rays angling around the terrain of the moon that causes it? idk, its something else tho. its hard to even describe other than saying it actually looks like the black sun meme, irl
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>>540668051
Through the roof in a branch near No10 mind you, not all of them.
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>>540668042
the real god is the one we tricked along the way
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>>540668090
It's good, you can see the coverage.
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>>540667983
The absence of humorous connotation is in itself the humorous content. It's a form of irony. The essence of being 'dry'.
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UK government
>We've closed some more migrant hotels and saved loads of money
British public
>Why are these illegals being moved into my neighbourhood?
UK government
>uhhh make up your minds
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>>540668112
90% or thereabouts
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>>540668157
I don't think it worked, just like your attempts at vegetable cultivation.
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>>540668168
UK government
>it's not fair that the poor communities have to bear the burden of asylum seekers

uhhh.... diversity is our strength?
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Eclipses. The sun. The moon. Eclipses in the north.
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>>540668117
Ah, SW1 arselickers. Although I wouldn't recommend doing that, what with the beans
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>>540667898
Don't give up yet, tried vooting?
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>>540668232
North. Northern eclipses. Northern hemisphere. Northern Hemisphere eclipes. Eclipse pastry.
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>>540668221
Whoops.
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>>540668221
>>540668168
Can people please stop using "UK" as an adjective
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Starmer couldn't get over
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>>540667898
Why give up when we have the most orangised, disciplined party in the entire world?
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>>540667963
>northerner
>doesn't know the name of his favourite pasty
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>>540668045
Embarrassing.
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>>540668221
Or your Irish colonies
Or your American colonies
Or your Indian colonies
Or your African colonies
Or your Chinese colony
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>>540668343
post the real one lad
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>>540667350
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>>540668343
This is crap, they look like fucking shit, why do drill if it's not going to be tight and snappy, this just looks like a haggle if larping faggots
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>>540668383
pull the other one
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>>540668036
>BREAKING
Sun gazer 19, left fighting for life after stabbing following argument regarding colander for eclipse viewing
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c78gzn1p18wo
>sun gazer
I'll add it to the list
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>>540668343
Hard to tell with the flashing but that flag girl looks a bit of all right to me.
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>>540668371
I have the hair and beard for it. Even have a cyst exactly where a paki dot goes for extra holiness.
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>>540665838
oh lawd he commin
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>>540668185
must just be that other guys cam peaking out. or maybe hes just further off to the side

but its worth it to try and move that last 10% to get into totality. because if its not totally blocked out, you get none of the actually cool effects like what i was talking about. and you cant actually look directly at it.
in totality you absolutely can. its literally dark out. and the darkness hits so fast you can see it coming. then it stays that way for like a minute or less and you get the weirdest most alien looking light show that irl can give you
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>>540668441
I think you're telling porkies m8
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>>540665762
How's the Anglosphere doing?
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>>540668441
https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-19984684
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>>540668411
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>>540668112
Just Spain. I was there yesterday, but had to get back to feed the cat.
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>>540668441
lol for real?
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3rd wave of flying ants this year, during eclipesr n'all.
Suspicious.
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>>540668441
>intelligible english
>bbc pidgin
you fucked up there m8
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>>540668154
yeah it came out okay even though it was covered more than the image shows, pissed me off

the schizo reflection shows it better and like it actually was desu
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Was Ann Widdecombe's funeral today
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>shagging a 23 year old bird me la
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>>540668491
damn son
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>>540668441
You had me, well played.
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>>540668168
Why not give them nation insurance IDs then we can fill up the many holes in the job market. Why do right wingtards constantly cry "they are living on benefits and not contributing" then you refuse to allow refugees to work.

You are so fucking inconsistent, I'm surprised you can put your fucking pants on. We've got a HUGE and growing aging population. Whats going to happen in 30-40 years? Just let them work, they pay taxes then (which you complain is going to house them anyway), this kills 4 fucking birds with 1 stone

>Refugees win, they get to work and make a living
>More taxes
>More low skilled jobs filled
>stops you moaning that they arent working - while you refuse to allow them to work
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>>540668322
britain and the british are a nation, yookay and yookay [insert foreign ethnicity] aren’t
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Live eclipse on GBNews just caught an alien spaceship flying off the moon.
But they didn't say a word about it.
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>>540666645
what happens if i glance at the sun during a normal day, like just look up accidently
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wanchu back, wanchu back, wanchu back for goooood
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>>540668411
Is this a rave
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>>540668479
The sun in the picture is completely blown out.
I saw it through the meme glasses and it was a good 90%. Temperature dropped and it got darker but far from pitch black.
Yeah if possible, travelling and seeing a total eclipse is worth it.
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>>540668168
Can't they just get rid of the darkies?
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>>540668638
you go blind immediately, your wife leaves you, takes the kids, your family abscond, your friends steal everything from you, you lose your job and you retroactively regain your virginity

don't do it
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>>540668557
the bbc's article is fucking mental on it. You wouldn't even get a hint of the circumstances unless you read to the bottom of the article saying someone's a suspect

>Widdecombe died on 8 July aged 78 and was found with serious head injuries at her home in Haytor on Dartmoor.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgwz81w892o
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>>540668491
Milk is extremely nutritious and would support a frame like what Haaland has.
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>>540668623
So either using British or YooKayian, splitting the difference is giving me a splitting headache
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>>540668644
one eye on the streets
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>>540668644
>one eye on the streets
>one eye on the pakis
was he a good lad?
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>>540668612
You can go with them
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>>540668694
That's simply not an option.
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>>540668612
What if we harvested them for internal organs?
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>>540668721
Wow it's almost like the media is written by cunts.
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>>540668721
Daily Mail isn't much better

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16046583/ann-widdecombe-funeral-devon-mourners.html

>Mourners pay their respects to 'murdered' ex-Tory minister Ann Widdecombe as she is laid to rest today near Devon home
>'murdered'
Just fuck right off you cunts.
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wanna be a drummer for the NRP when I grow up
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ud_aFBI0g5c
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>>540668792
Imagine having a darkies organs.
Grim.
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>>540668612
There are no holes in the job market. Who the fuck told you there are? Everyone's begging their bosses for overtime and working minimum wage.
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>>540668857
I don't think the darkie export market would overly mind
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>>540668491
GAZOINGHA!!!
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>>540668850
>your right-wing paper covering the death of a supossed ally
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>>540668721
it seems in bad taste to do that in articles about funerals which are focused of the mourners and the loss
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>>540668746
back in the cameron era it was always britain and british government in comms. theresa may only ever said united kingdom, never uk. now saying britain or british marks you out as a native
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>>540668915
things can only get better
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>>540668850
putting it in quotes like that though is downright disrespectful though
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>>540668638
not much actually
same kinda deal with the red laser pointers
the avg human reflex is quick enough to make you blink before any permanent damage is done. which i suppose makes sense given the sun is literally what those reflexes were evolved to protect us from.

youd have to go purposefully out of your way to stop your eyelids from working somehow, and have something forcing you to look right at it and not flinch away. then you could totally go blind. probably surprisingly quickly too. sun is a deadly laser
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>>540668928
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-36802887

>Hundreds of people lined the streets to pay their respects to MP Jo Cox who was shot and stabbed to death last month.
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>>540668343
Do they give mustache rides? Asking for a friend.
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So odds on it being a darkie that shot him?
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>>540668868
your mum's got plenty of holes in the job market
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>>540668972
Before that it was England. We need to go back.
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>>540669026
Jaffa
>>540669026
Cake
>>540669026
Eclipse
>>540669026
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>>540668857
your mum's had darkies organs in her
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>>540668502
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>>540668612
>many holes in the jobs market
the fuck are you on about, there are no unskilled jobs available and these cunts are fucking useless, absolutely shambolic which is why nothing works anymore in this country - which is a reflection of the countries these fucking parasites came from

>j..just let them be cheap goycattle for mr nosenberg and farm them for taxes
yeah, no

Additionally, these 'unskilled' low paying jobs yield fuck all tax plus they are topped up by in work bennies and other costs like subsidised (((social))) housing because they are literally incapable of fending for themselves
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>>540668768
they were good lads

https://youtu.be/Xk0XqkDfONU?t=153
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>>540669012
>shot and stabbed
getting strong Rasputin vibes from that nigger lover
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>>540668718
i don't believe you i'm going to look at the sun tomorrow
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>>540669012
He fucked up the plan and put his statement out a day early

Posted just a couple of hours after his wife and the mother of his children was supposedly murdered in the street
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>>540669085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4JHBBHFhU4
I always enjoyed this.
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>>540668857
Genetically incompatible unless you take immunosuppressive medication for the rest of your life.
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>>540668721
absolute tossers
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THE SUN SETS ON TH ETERNAL ANGLO
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>>540669012
>Keir Starmer has been condemned for his apparent working relationship with a murdered MP's widow, despite his sexual misconduct allegations.
>Charity leaders have expressed "discomfort and bewilderment" over Brendan Cox, the widower of Jo Cox, who stepped down from three charity roles following the allegations, and Downing Street's "close working relationship"

that didn't end well
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>>540669032
What a name
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>>540669012
and that strikes me as being in poor taste
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>>540668612
>they send the money back to their families in the country they “fled”
>they rape young white girls
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>>540668721
>>540668850
Makes me think the murder was planned.
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>>540668612
Deport all BAMEs and encourage people to have kids. Simple as.
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>>540669637
for what purpose
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>>540669697
>encourage people to have kids
*abolish feminism and women's rights so women stop being fucking insane and become able to form proper relationships so kids naturally happen
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>>540669788
That falls under encouragement.
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>>540668612
ok reddit
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>>540669788
The genie can’t be put back in the battle. (((They))) figured out how to get on-demand access to porn to every single young boy on the planet, turning them into mindless beta goon slaves that have no reason to fight for anything because they can just bust a nut to hotter girls they could get bag in their lives in full 4k (or even VR).
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>>540670378
Shut up you gay cunt.
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>>540665840
My YouTube feed, especially shorts, started dropping in dozens of clips from this movie recently and I have no idea what triggered it.
I watch mostly guns, survival, animal rescue, alt history/anthropology, and some conservative politics shit.
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>>540670409
You will die impotent and with rage in your heart because you do not accept the reality that has been meticulously planned to be forced upon us. Either practice what you preach and organise a campaign to abolish feminism and women’s rights, or shut the fuck up.
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>>540670378
bogged women are not hot
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>>540665996
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>>540670558
I told you to shut up, gay cunt.
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>>540670579
There are plenty of non-bogged ones. Granted, as they become more popular, they’re more likely to get tit implants for whatever fucking reason. But still, every type of girl with every type of style and every type of fetish is out there to be found within 30 seconds by some pent up 14 year old. And now with the rise of AI, boys are having relationships with programs because they can emulate a caring and loving relationship better than actual women can. It’s unironically over.
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>>540670696
Do us a favour and just kill yourself now. You contribute nothing.
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eclipse has produced some serious seethe itt
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>>540668612
>Whats going to happen in 30-40 years?
your stupid ass being long dead at the hands of thosy filthy useless brownoids, we all hope
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Dark Souls ref <3
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>>540668612
immigrants get old and retire too you fucking retard
we don't let them work because we don't want them here



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