>Ann Widdecombe's loved ones gather for her funeralhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgwz81w892o>Andy Burnham considers disposable barbecue ban ahead of emergency Cobra meeting as Britain faces 38C with 'extreme heat' warnings issuedhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16046277/UK-heatwave-drought-Andy-Burnham-Cobra-emergency-Britain-faces-38C-extreme-heat-warnings-issued-firefighters-saying-nation-faces-national-emergency.html>'Was that it?' Brits fume as they barely notice 'overrated' eclipsehttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2238630/brits-fume-overrated-eclipse>Cambridge vice-chancellor insists Arday case is an ‘aberration’https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/08/12/cambridge-vice-chancellor-insists-arday-case-is-aberration/>Double murderer and rapist Simon Levy sentenced to whole-life tariffhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/12/serial-sex-offender-simon-levy-sentenced-double-muder>I’m a space expert. Here’s why the solar eclipse may leave you feeling ‘emotional’https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/solar-eclipse-2026-space-expert-emotional-b3032085.html>London 'axe attack': Police arrest man, 63, on suspicion of attempted murder after assault by canalhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/axe-man-arrest-murder-canal-brentford-injuries-hospital-b1293187.html>Households living near new pylons to save thousands on billshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-12/households-living-near-new-pylons-to-save-thousands-on-bills>Scottish North Sea tax revenues drop, fuelling debate on oil and gas industry’s futurehttps://archive.ph/DC6qx
Yerbs
eclipse wankers are seething
>>540669142imagine him lathering them up in the shower
>>540669158*fuming. Read the OP please.
>>540669143Reminder Brendan Cox messed up the Jo Cox hoax and posted this statement a day, possibly two days, early.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-k2_Liofy8
>>540669026incrediblehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr84Vkr4YWk
>>540669207wait I didn't know the timeline of this. This went out just before her murder?
>>540669221She'd be fit if she weren't ugly.
Labour. Shortages.*folds arms*
jam butties for tea
homemade pinhole camera up me arse
>>540669185This is actually better than the shit they posted kek
>>540669254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2_Bz7YK42w
>>540669142>>540669185Looks like Yerb-o-lina's media effort is a dead duck.They really are a funny, little bunch o' lads.
>>540669185The fuck is this seizure post?
>>540669272It went out a couple of hours after she died
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little wagie? I'll have you know I'm on full PIP and Universal Credit, and I've been involved in numerous successful Work Capability Assessments, and I have over 300 confirmed sick notes.I am trained in advanced form-filling and I'm the top claimant in my entire Jobcentre district. You are nothing to me but another taxpayer. I will outclaim you with bureaucracy the likes of which has never been seen before on this island, mark my fucking words.You think you can get away with telling me to “get a job” over the Internet? Think again, wageslave. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of work coaches across the United Kingdom and your PAYE records are being traced right now, so you'd better prepare for the sanction, maggot.The sanction that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your disposable income. You're fucking skint, kid. I can be economically inactive anywhere, anytime, and I can avoid gainful employment in over seven hundred ways, and that's just using Indeed.Not only am I extensively trained in doing fuck all, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Department for Work and Pensions and I will use it to its full extent to claim every fucking entitlement available to me, you little wagie.If only you could have known what unholy bureaucratic retribution your little “get a job” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would've held your fucking tongue.But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're working 40 hours a week while I'm arguing with strangers on /brit/pol/, you absolute fucking melt.I will shitpost all over you and you will drown in it.You're fucking employed, kiddo.
>>540669142>mein fuhrer, i can walk!
>>540669185is this that national front disco ive been hearing all about?
i can drum well better than him
>>540669276she looks great in the thumbnaili got b8d
>>540669436This 'un ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo24KcrwnTs
>>540669276she was alright before she got fat, but i get the vibe that she's wog meat
>>540669407Top kek, la>>540669460>>540669276She’s a total babe, you pair of shirt lifters.
>>540669142He's got proper bitchtits.
>>540669540*tail lifter
>>540669401RICU support, no? Copy/paste from their pre-writte hearts_and_prayers folder
>>540669540lily is back
>>540669540Your eyes still fucked up after the 'clipse?
>>540669185>New Tesco induction video goes hard
>>540669507moz sure was way tf out ahead in calling out to disaffected male youth, wasnt he?i remember when i was a kid i thought he was just being a bit sappy. nah tho, he was just very very early
the sun is local
>>540669617Bet they have a browser extension like 1pass or some bollocks.
>>540669541How do you even get rid of then without zipper surgery?
>>540669709pretty sure tescos are jew
>>540669718Smiths was great, early Mozzer stuff was great too. Then downhill from there.
>>540669740More local than Earandel.
>It’s actually Soviet tier sinister manipulation of language, ‘returned hotels to communities’ by dispersing rapists and murders around the country and directly competing with natives for housing when half the people can’t afford to get on the housing ladder in the first place.
>>540669797put the burger down
>>540669797Upper body and core exercises.
Smiths were shite
>>540669857>wealthier areas must take their fare sharethey even acknowledge that no-one wants the fuckers
>>540669538She's a wog anyway.
>>540669917"shared burden" in every postcode
>>540669436the thunder has begun
>>540669916You didn't live it. You can't know.
>>540669815you can only "ooohhhh" for so longcouldnt put a gun to my head to make me say he had a bad run thohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoo9Vu1a9bU
>>540669917>It is not about fairness, it is about dumping thousands of people on villages you believe are too small/wealthy to riot so that you can claim you have ‘closed the hotels.’ It’s just self interested populism.
>>540669917This won’t end well, wealthy socialists are the biggest NIMBYs around. They’re not going to stand for this.
there is an angle-grinder and it never goes out
>>540669803> The company was founded by Sir Jack Cohen
>>540669955Share the burden with Israel.
>>540669991>You didn't live itI’ve lived moar than you
>>540669955shared burdens doing your nan's hip x-raydriving your kid's schoolbuswalking around naked picking his greasy nigger anus
>>540670021Wonder if any will end up around Billy Bragg?
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=d41HzwuJpmg
>>540669407>I've paid taxes for things you benniemongs wouldn't believe>DEI hires paid to do fuck all at Swindon jobcentre>I watched Abdul and his seven cousins draw PIP claims from the corner shop ATM>All those pounds spunked away, like Starmer's willy up a Ukrainian rentboy's arse
>>540669617Thats even worse. It's so callously worded for a man in the immediate aftermath of his wife's murder. Posting something like that brings on questions and suspicionMost people can't even think about the future at that point. They say things like 'I just need to focus on the funeral and get through that then I can think about other stuff'Not ol Coxy. His wife's body is still warm and he's already talking about the day being the start of a new chapter. Can't fucking wait to move on.
>>540669991didnt live the bubonic plague either
>>540670072Doubtful - they call me French Gramps here.
>>540669955Is this a reference to the utilitarian surplus created from a gang rape?
>>540670092>Take up the White Man's burden— > Send forth the best ye breed— >Go bind your sons to exile> To serve your captives' need;>To wait in heavy harness> On fluttered folk and wild—>Your new-caught sullen peoples,> Half devil and half child. >2 >Take up the White Man's burden— > In patience to abide>To veil the threat of terror> And check the show of pride;>By open speech and simple,> An hundred times made plain,>To seek another's profit,> And work another's gain. >3>Take up the White Man's burden—> The savage wars of peace—>Fill full the mouth of famine> And bid the sickness cease; >And when your goal is nearest> The end for others sought,>Watch Sloth and heathen Folly> Bring all your hopes to nought.>4>Take up the White Man's burden—> No tawdry rule of kings, >But toil of serf and sweeper— > The tale of common things. >The ports ye shall not enter, > The roads ye shall not tread, >Go make them with your living, > And mark them with your dead! >5>Take up the White Man's burden—> And reap his old reward, >The blame of those ye better, > The hate of those ye guard— >The cry of hosts ye humour > (Ah slowly!) toward the light— >"Why brought ye us from bondage, > "Our loved Egyptian night?" >6>Take up the White Man's burden—> Ye dare not stoop to less— >Nor call too loud on Freedom > To cloak your weariness; >By all ye cry or whisper, > By all ye leave or do, >The silent sullen peoples > Shall weigh your Gods and you. >7>Take up the White Man's burden—> Have done with childish days— >The lightly proffered laurel, > The easy, ungrudged praise. >Comes now, to search your manhood > Through all the thankless years, >Cold-edged with dear-bought wisdom, > The judgement of your peers. https://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poem/poems_burden.htm
>>540670139I know, am Elmer, now sit down and shut up
>>540669991uncle when were you a big brexit unit back then or a skinny lad like moz?
>>540669917Working class communities>We're worried about job competitionBadMiddle class communities>We're worried there won't be enough jobs for themGood
>>540670092they are the reason disposable BBQs are being bannedBAMEs are burying them in scrubland etc
>>540669538>>540669276She looks like she'd date a white rasta. For me it's MdotR.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2wikiExu_M
My interest in the eclipse was eclipsed by watching videos slagging off Bethesda.
>>540670109I wonder which type of rentboy Burnham is partial to, suppose we'll soon find out when they torch No 10 NORF
>>540669991i like all the shit that came in the wake of it toobeen listening to these guys a lot recentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOXLzeDzamEsome excellent songsUK used to have such a glut of great bands
>>540670203I've heard of you. Never knowingly spoken to you directly before now.
>right lads its getting dark time for bed> . . . . . >hang abouts . . . .> . . . . .>CAW>CAW CAW CAWthe seagulls were FUCKING seethingthe moons done themlevels of done-age possibly the highest I have ever witnessedcosmically BTFO
eclipse was good aside from jeets on the downs
>>540670261My 1999 eclipse experience in Cornwall was much better, not the eclipse tho, got two pasties
>>540670293I sent you the link for the lorne sosij ffs
Went outside. So you don't have to.
>>540670261I saw a mudcrab the other day
I do enjoy that they have different versions of doomscrolling. Youtube - guns and army videos, Tiktok - mass shooter edits made by teenagers I never asked for, Instagram - Adolf Hitler reels and orthodox Christian content. I'd say TikTok despite creating the idea does it the worst.
>>540670308CAW
>>540670021They'll all be dead soon.
https://xcancel.com/FoxNews/status/2086999624175194540#m>A blue state just legalized abortion up until birth.>Surrounded by applauding women, Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey signed a sweeping abortion bill Monday that removes the state’s gestational age limit, giving health care providers greater discretion to perform abortions later in pregnancy.>The law replaces the state’s previous general restriction on abortions after 24 weeks, with limited exceptions, and is set to take effect in 90 days.>Massachusetts becomes the 10th state to remove gestational age limits on abortion, according to the reportShouldn't have given up their guns or something
>>540670430>id: xl goychecks out
>>540670284Never erd of em, must be after my timeshite
>>540670342crikey they'll gang rape anything won't they . . .
>>540670430What’s best for dead yids?
>>540670432>Hhhh>Hhhhhhhhh>Hnnnnnnnnnnn>Nnnnnnnnnnn>AHAhAhAhAHnAHAhAhAhAHnAHAhAhAhAHnAHAhAhAhAHnYeah sounds that like la.
>>540670505watchpeopledie. Got to create an account on a vpn though.
>>540670503>Looks like Alicia ffs
https://xcancel.com/AllisterHeath/status/2087425676856991960#m>Lowe praised Restore activist who blamed Israel for 9/11 Lads, Heath has spoken, we need to listen, Restore are beyond the pale.
>>540669158Not seething lad.I had a pair of proper eclipse sunglasses so I could look directly at it.Was so cool. And even cooler knowing we won't see another one in the UK until 2090.Going to watch the meteor shower later too.Space rocks you fucking doley faggot.
>>540670426I'm more seething about Fallout at the moment. Although I seethe to a lesser degree about Elder Scrolls.
>>540670401Ah - obvs Scottish. I remember. Only 1/2 Scots myself
>>540670432yeah they got antsy round my way too
Spotted some interesting symbols carved into a 1000+ y/o church while out staring at the sun.
>>540670608Todd Howard should be shot in the head
>>540670308can confirmwest east angliaseagulls are bugging out for some reasonwe're not even near the seaside or anything
>Murder, the only violent crime amenable to apples/apples comparisons, is essentially a non-issue in London when compared with peer cities.>Our problem is rampant theft, vandalism, scams, pickpocketing, and phone grabbing, as well as low level ASB, rather than homicide.>The few fatal shootings and stabbings that *do* occur are almost invariably intra-black affairs involving gangs or drugs or both, not threats to the broader public.>Thanks to the dispersal policies of successive governments, a random native is pound for pound much more likely to be killed/attacked/raped by an immigrant (legal or not) in a villagey suburb or a provincial small town than in the metropolis.
have an amazon voucher and looking to invest in a plastic sex arse
>>540670612you're a bit too milk toast (characters name based from this) for me to consider you a human
>>540670731Firm but fair.
>>540670545I would like to see picrel in a vid
Then they send some of it to their home country taking money from our eco omg we never see again. If Muslim they also do ats to Muslim charity that finances terror and ever more migration laws/routes and marketing. It's a lose/lose scenario.
eclipse viewing goggles for seagulls
>>540670495no one hasthey werent even a big deal in the UKi just found em because i saw corey duffel skate to one of their songsbut it illustrates the point. in the states if an indie band tried to make actual pop music they were ostracized completely back then. it just wasnt allowed.always thought it was cool how the UK managed to make it so that indie pop music was the ACTUAL pop music for an entire era. even if it was mostly just marketing trickery, it was still a better idea than anything going on now
>>540670820>goggulls
>>540669142I think I'm going to apply for a role in NRP. I reckon I could be their Shadow Minister for Propagandahttps://files.catbox.moe/5ak15y.mp4
I think Baseball bats should be banned.99% of people who buy baseball bats have no interest in baseball. If you want a baseball bat you should have to apply for a license through your local, licensed baseball club, or softball club if you're a poof.Every year you should have to apply for a license renewal from the police and prove that you actually use your baseball bat for playing baseball (your licensed baseball club could verify if you attend or not as evidence).There's legal precedent for this with martial art weapons like nunchucks so it shouldn't be too hard to get written into law.If you don't like it you should play cricket like a real man>Bully Botham. A real man.if you're seen wandering around with a baseball bat you should be apprehended by the police, searched, and if you're not able to provide proof that your baseball bat is licensed you should be charged with Possession of an offensive weapon in a public place. If you're a "Roadman" dressed in "Roadman" clothing and have previous violent crimes on your record you should be charged with Possession of an offensive weapon with intent to cause harm.
>>540670761How much are you considering to invest
>>540670768There's been multiple season of the fallout show, and they take years each. There's no excuse.Amazing how we've not had some rings of power-tier wokeshit Elder Scrolls show.
>>540670895people are on about banning this and that>govern me harder daddydisposable bbqs are the next gestapo hit, even though the last major fire was caused by a van catching fire. Are we going to ban vans next? Fucking pathetic.
>>540669142Why are the far right so handsome
What's for dindins lads?Spam fritters for me.
>>540670761Always go fleshlight. Anything else is just false economy.
>>54067092460 big ones
>>540671050now you're getting personal, not cool
>>540670764>milk toastAmericanism - you sound like you're 12.Have you ever asked a girl out?
Let the mugs be mugs, it's who they are, even if you tried to save them, you couldn't
>>540671058chips and blue sauce
>>540671108look it up, robot
>>540671126based snmanlgrax enjoyer.
>>540671047That van was full of disposable bbqs. Accident waiting to happen.
https://xcancel.com/hugorifkind/status/2087200032197927281#m>We've got a couple of Turkish barbers and vape shops on our high street. I tend to use them to get my hair cut and buy vapes. Am I doing it wrong?>Getting a lot of angry replies from middle aged men who have clearly never known the pure and cleansing joy of a taciturn lad with an excellent beard very briefly setting fire to their ears.Sucking dicks would be straighter than typing that
>>540670578>>540670820>>540670849get me one of those cunts off the QVC channel on the phone
>>540670754Well, that's just great then. Glad they're ok.
>>540671058>looks Scottish
>>540670823Aye, some of em came over here like the Pixies to get tractionGuess by the 00/10's is was t'other way round, seen more yanks mention these guys than localshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsduHmjQlgI
>>540671050Because they have good thoughts.
>>540669158https://x.com/pabloprompt/status/2087551934563504360
>>540671179>Getting a lot of angry replies from middle aged men Hugo Rifkind is 49 years old
>>540671241dark times
name my band
>>540671241this is because YOU didn't drink enough pints
>>540671047>Are we going to ban vans next?Would solve the pikey problem. Also, tool thefts from vans. Cured. Might be onto something.
>>540671241Salford Lads Hub
>>540671261based Dahlkikes have no shame
>>540670820NGOs for putting the goggles on the seagulls
>>540671241And they claim it's not for boat bames too.
>>540670488Heh, try that in a small town.
>>540671305Alarm Clock Britain
>>540670563>https://xcancel.com/AllisterHeathHahahaHe's seething.
>>540671228Aye.
>>540671141nah, not obeying kiddy orders
>>540671431of course you aren't, you're just here 24/7, kindof here, kindof not. Not really having any strong opinions about anything. bleep bloop
>>540669276>If my Grandmother had wheels she would've been a bike??also she's hot, especially for a British politician. u r a silly bugger m8
>>540670488They really, really want to let women murder newborn infants.They want to give them that bonding excuse.>oh I held my baby for the first time and I didn't feel anything. so I had it aborted
>>540671509Your grandmother was already the town bike
>>540671316must do better, must do better
hope you channelled that eclipse energy through the right hole
>>540671253yea when i was in highschool we all just looked over the pond for pop bands, because there was just so fucking many of em. and half our contemporary indie bands were clearly doing the same lol
Not gunna lie I got some bitch tits now, catch a look at them in a reflection now and then and it breaks my heart a little bit.I cope with stress by eating and drinking sugar shit so it's my own fault, I look fucking embarrassing
>>540671359Does it honestly really matter if it's for specifically boat BAMES or regular BAMES?
do you know what lads, I'm proud of yous, we’re 137 post in and yous have only said nigger once. this could be a new page for us. A new more inclusive beginning. Where anyone, from any walk of life can just come to brit/pol/, a safe space, and not say nigger, just a cutting edge think tank for discussion of modern British politics good chat
>>540671551>I held my baby and did feel something so I threw it in the woodchipper with a feigned carless "I catch flights not feelings"
>>540671648/pol/ is in the process of becoming an anti-racist board these days.
>>540671485Not consistently - for example I was in Valencia yesterday - Barcelona the day before.We are not the same.Smirk.
>>540671648Annon...you just said nigger
>>540671551The hunger for the freshest negroid foetus is quite insatiable.
>>540671691unless youre indian lol
>>540670488Didn't we just legalize abortion up to birth? And we arrest people for silently praying in their head outside clinics?We can't exactly talk.
>>540671181Theres a pretty decent collection of QVC bloopers on tubehttps://youtu.be/raIUDhj7lI0
>>540671047i think "drill music" should be banned. I think dressing like a "roadman", "chav", or "ned" should be enough to not only allow stop and search, but also to arbitrarily keep them in custody for 24hrs.I think draconian prison sentences should be handed out for anti-social behavior. Consistent offenders should be force-ably sterilized and kept out of our country's gene pool (they might calm down a bit if their balls were flushed down the toilet).I think people who consistently litter or fail to clean up after their dog should be birched in public. I think pedophiles she burned to death as part of a cathartic public spectacle/celebration/fair in the midst of fairground rides, farmer's markets and giant marquee tent serving beer and nibbles.I'm tired of the scum claiming rights from a society they not only have no stake in, but actively destroy. They're parasites. Vermin feeding off their own. banning baseball bats should be the tip of the iceberg. No cunt buys a baseball bat to play baseball anymore than "roadmen" buy machetes to clear brambles and weeds from their allotment. believe that Jerusalem can be found in England’s green and pleasant lands ..... but your going to need to use a scythe to get to it.
>>540671641I suspect it's only to avoid it being firebombed before they get the Serco contract inked.
>>540671584https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDA8BumFY6k
>>540671639>eating and drinking sugar shitReplace that with making bread or wandering about for a bit.
Add it to the list
>>540671691It’s because being racist and anti-bame is becoming mainstream and you’re all a bunch of contrarian edgelords. (Not me though).
Made some new Apu OC lads!Here it is.
>>540670989I have an easy fix: the Fallout show is not canon.Neither are Fallouts 3, 4 or 76.The Russian fan mods like Resurrection and Sonora are more canon than that trash.Unfortunately the very good Nevada also has a Las Vegas so cannot be considered canon.
>>540671799In an eggshell?
>>540671799Can't do that at work where 100% of my stress is
>>540671705100% botThey never get into it
>>540671774Why not just ban bames?
>>540670578he invented eclipses
>>540670761there's a dutch website that does lifesize sex arses, like 50" plus size wide arses
>>540671804Future mayor of Londonistan
>>540671241Is the pub halal? Probably loads of djinn in there. It is a Muslim's right not to be attacked by djinn.
>>540671766I believe we just "decriminalised" it, and the Americans just convicted a woman for saying a slur. The difference is we don't pound our chests over how amazing we are and how woke is dead and how we're just built different with our gunz
>>540671772ta lah, watching whilst eating me air fried chicken wings
>>540671868I'm just not watching it. By the time any new games come out, I'll have probably lost total interest.
>>540669026I'm having to use boys to text to type this as I blinded myself looking at the son without glasses period
>>540671241
>>540671960>I'm having to use boysoh dear
>>540671047I've been thinking about this recently after the whole online safety act nonsense. We're just a nation that bans things. Ban this, ban that. It starts early, I remember when I was at school, something would get popular and it would inevitably end up getting banned. Happened with Pokemon, Yugioh, Beyblade, etc. They would always use the excuse of "it caused fights" but I never remember seeing any caused by them, just kids having a common interest and enjoying themselves. I reckon it's more likely that it's to get you used to bans from a young age and it works. So much of the population thinks that the solution to any problem is just to ban something.
>>540671991Starmer posts here confirmed????
>>540671847I made a less jewish version
>>540671766>Didn't we just legalize abortion up to birth?Strictly speaking, we decriminalised it. So it's still illegal on paper, the Offences Against the Person Act is still in effect, but the new Crime and Policing Bill disapplied certain provisions, such that a woman can't be prosecuted for procuring an abortion for herself regardless of how far along the pregnancy is. But the existing laws setting limits on how late into pregnancy a woman can be are still in effect, so a medical practitioner shouldn't be able to perform the process. It's very messy and slapdash and the purpose really is just to let women get away with buying dodgy abortion pills
>>540671940Air fried chicken wings? Introduce to Britain by Jewish refugeesThe more you know
>>540671960
>>540672006it's part of a wider strategy called divide and conquer, they play both sides into the ground
>>540672066>>540671847post them in /pig/ start some shit
>>540671942Yeah I had season 1 on, pirated, in the background. Didn't even bother watching season 2.Like I say, English translations of Russian Fallout 2 games are the best thing if you want more Fallout.For Elder Scrolls, Tamriel Rebuilt is very based.Currently playing a lot of Doom wads. Very easy to get them to work. Currently playing Imp Rocketing Community Project 2.Don't usually have the time for much gaming but I've got some time off at the moment.
>>540671882OK sure, because my life must be impossible.But not.This is Valencia yesterday-ish.
>>540670895nah we should just get rid of niggers and jews
>>540671713now you’ve said it you fucking doublenigger!ffs
Spunkivity.
>>540671887Neutralizing "Roadmen" is enough. The white criminal dregs of our once great country get a free pass from the hard-right. Fuck 'em. parasites feeding off their own.bu first we ban baseball bats
Allah hu snackbar!
>>540672006Taps sign
What if niggers were microscopic?
>>540672154an american solution for a English problem. Don't be thick around me boy
>>540672152oh just fuck off you robotic cunt, Jesus Christ
What if bees were niggers
>>540672134Thanks anon. I am mostly on Squad, this looks ace though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLhNxUkAAX4
>>540671047This should be banned:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wYZux3BMc5k
What if niggers were in your dreams
>>540672209Yep, the first strict gun laws were brought in after ww1 because they feared a bunch of mental squaddies having rifles. Up intil then it was basically free reign. This extreme nanny state is a very recent thing. Saying that most Brits love it. I keep seeing fully grown men wearing bicycle helmets. I wasn't scared of falling off my bike when I was 12 yet grown men live in fear of it now.
>>540672298I would say they would be wasps, but those guys do put in the work. Have you ever seen one dismembering a fly or a daddy long legs ?
>>540672329Then they'd be nightmares
>>540672278and this :)
Eclipses are primarily gay, because of astrology n'that. But see if you go outside to view it through those queer little 'glasses' they wear to protect your wittle eyes? You're a poofter mate- a billy boofter.
>>540672329in yo' dreams robbin yo' shit
>>540672367What if niggers were water
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=oacwGno66As
>>540672409Now you're thinking like a BAME. Anything involving intellectual curiosity makes you a bumboy.
>>540672259don't call me boy bitch
>>540672320Does look good but my tasters are far too boomerpilled for that one I think.
>>540672426BAMEs are the water we swim in
>>540671705Meh, that's like me popping over to Glasgow. Go somewhere interesting.
>>540672453maybe look up WarDogs too
>>540672006The only way to have peace in this World is to ban everything until no one is offended or upset anymore. It's logic.
>>540671989I've been told that my laugh is very reminiscent of the joker
>>540672426rain would stink like eggs fried in lard
>>540672369awesome! thoughts on nigger invaders though?
>>540672323Why stop at him? I would ban all of them.
>>540672006An even more stringent taps sign
>>540672248>wait!>freeze frame!>zoom!>zoom times 1000>1200 damnit>HOLD!>stabilise image>adjust contrast> . . . .>my god . . .> . . . .>get the president on the phone right fucking now
>>540672489
>>540672485>living by the lowest common denominatorI've been compiling an anti-torah of common social tricks, I have about 30 of them so far
Americans be like
>>540672611
>>540672469Valentia is boring and cool, this is where I am planning to live.
>>540672127>done
What if niggers could travel through time
>>540672489I wonder what happened to that lad. I hope he stayed cringey
>>540672344>do not research the Siege on Sidney StreetAs we are speaking I just got an email from Scottish Power giving me tips how to "stay safe" this summer, which firstly is incredibly cotton woolly and patronising and secondly shows their fucking incompetence not having sent this out months ago. A nice little case study of the YooKay if I ever saw one.
>>540672657Awesome! thoughts on nigger invaders though?.
What if Chinese niggers
>>540672671lel
>>540672369Nice Europeans. A cool place with great policing.
>>540672716Uighurs are chinese niggersbased hans exterminating the filth
>>540672648Americans also be like
>>540672344>it was basically free reign.*rein
What if niggers were secret agents
which one of you was this?
>>540672754Awesome! thoughts on nigger invaders though?..
>>540672657I prefer loud with a chance of death. Adds a bit of spice to my old bones.
>>540672799They wouldn't keep it secret
What if time travel turns you into a nigger
>>540672780me doing me spackerlarp when I'm in the asda so I don't get scouted by the dwp investigators and lose me pip
What if the bayeux tapestry was niggers this whole time.
>>540672446My mind is so powerful that I could visualise the eclipse entirely in my minds eye from the comfort of my own couch. I'm not going outdoors to mix with oiks wearing sunglasses they got out of a tabloid newspaper.
>>540672780I'd be all sweaty if I tried doing that.
the robot cannot have strong opinions on anything
>>540672855You down temple be like
>>540672611>our enemies are destroying our men's morale with all these rape threats and rape propaganda. how can we fight this?>ayo hold my mohito
>>540672886>the bae-yo tapestry
>>540672896I've always wanted one of these but never come across one.
>>540672896yea it was pretty shit desu. The effect of the lowered light levels was more interesting than staring at the sky.
>>540672780Me writhing around on the floor of Asda when mum won’t buy me the match attax (I’m 35)
>>540672780That's what those boston dynamics robots do while trying to get back up.
What if niggers could blow people up with the blink of an eye?
>>540672896fookinell thats like spinnin 2 apples in me head at once
>>540672922me at hostelI'm the statue
>>540672657I hear there's nuff darkies in barca like?
>>540672957there is an episode of 'how it's made' showing them, pretty cool, luv a bit of clockwork
What if niggers were paid to rake leaves
>>540672967I told you a few threads ago it's overrated. I didn't even look out the window.
>>540672899Probably gritty too
What if instead of radio 4 it was niggers
>>540673014Aye. Seen that. Think that's why I want one.
>>540672946>>ayo hold my mohito*mojito
>>540672896Missed out on some good voyeurism weather with the heat and the slags being distracted by ol' crater face stepping into the game. Legend.
>>540672800>Goodwin stated: “They are all paedos.”Kek
>>540673016They can do it by hand, no rakes ffs
>>540672780>Odysseus when he's being conscripted to fight for Israel
>>540673016>What if niggers were paid to rake leavesThey'd catch too many jeets. The head bobbling would intensify.
>>540673051What if you're a nigger
STOP SAYING NIGGER FFS YOU’RE RUINING IT
>>540673004You pleading your case with the hovel allocation guy
>>540673093What if I'm niggers
>>540672813Not in NE Spain, yet.But more fucked every day.
What if I kept saying niggers
>>540673103nigger detected !
India could be the cleanest country in the world.If it wasn't for the locals.
>>540673060Might have just outed yourself as a homersexual there lad.
What if niggers kept saying niggers
>>540673103 Some of us actually are niggers. Stop telling us not to use our special word, nigger.
>>540673156bloody benchod
>>540673129switch yourself off lad
>>540673103>nigger count>nigger has been posted 30 times in this bake>nigger rating: 2/5>we can do better
eclipse energycan you feel it
What if niggers were made of niggers
>>540673038Where is this? Please don't be UK.
we need to man up and depopulate India, and turn it into a wildlife park - same for Africa.
>>540673151>>540673151got to use a VPN m8.its not 2010 anymore.
>>540673103https://youtu.be/wtKYHbyEcb8
went to AAfuck me need a drink after all that
>>540673218France iircMight as well be though
>>540673218Bradford, I know where it is
>>540673103i'm more of a nog/wog kind of person, maybe even a sambo depending on who i'm talking to
>>540673204
when did the Global Consciousness Project Dot go down???
>>540673218Fronce, gay paree I think
just need a woman aged 19-40 with whom to make poor, but harmless, life decisions
>>540673262Teeheehee
>>540673341Why are maid outfits so erotic? She's there to fucking clean.
>>540673212kind of.All the birds seems a bit out of sorts and the neighbours are being nicer to each other. People who lived next door to each other and don't normally talk to each other are engaging in small talk. its nice.
>>540673348>poor, but harmless, life decisionscoward
>>540673381clean muh dick waaaaaahey
Someone just let off a loud firework outside. Never happened before. Is this eclipse madness or have I been unknowingly jeeted? Dogs are barking and shit. Not going to sleep now.
>>540672855>>540672899>>540672971>>540672983>>540673087None of these are funny you sad little gimps.
>>540673341Just blirted Nmf
>>540673381Lots of experience with polishingAlso she can't say no, or you sack her and leave her destitute
>>540673103
>>540673388>People who lived next door to each other and don't normally talk to each other are engaging in small talk.Next they'll be banging pots and pans. Best put a stop to it now by getting your willy out.
>>540673419time to consider moving
>>540673388going to look at the meteorites laterhopefully no niggers>>540673419i don't think you'll be able to, something's in the air
>>540673428Still funnier than WS.
>>540673398yes
>>540673218france.Cunts should be put in jail for that shite. Or at least given a good fucking kicking
>>540673429
>>540673310Oldskool.
>>540673038Not France - Bradford?
>>540673568Bit overenthusiastic with the old cunnilingus.
>>540673388Round my ways the halfwits are gibbering in the streets like mal-formed apes in the throws of delerious ecstasy before their primitive gods.
>>540673622>France mentioned
>>540673657Normal night on the estate then?
>>540672489did you get to bang that asian superviser
>>540673595Jigaboo
>>540672248>What if niggers were microscopic?The problem with that is cells, antibodies, etc... have jobs. They'll just start stealing from your body until you're dead. On the flip side antibodies would act like the police.
>>540673653Lezzers get a bit bitey
>>540673500I was emotionally blackmailed into banging pots and pans as half my family work in the NHS. In hindsight it was fucking stupid. A dumbass idea from a Westminster focus group that got out of hand. But at the start of it I had siblings working face to face with people with covid and we were all scared shitless.... so i feel like we were emotionally manipulated inot it..... especially before they worked out they could use steroids to stop people's immune systems attacking their vital organs. Its easy to forget how grim it was.
>>540673659You so funny, Pa-ki
>>540672248The absolute nature of your body's xenophobic innate immune system would not allow it.
>>540673794>I was emotionally blackmailed into banging pots and pans as half my family work in the NHS.We're doing this to you when we win
>>540673622hahah, what a funny post without any strong opinion attached! hahah, you could post that on faceberg mate, have you considered doing that?
>>540673262It's easy to not drink, bet you've not even tried.
>>540673428
is some cunt going to post a new or are yous just going to sit around here saying nigger?
>>540674028waiting for the 270 spacker to wake and bake
>>540673925some of it was quite kino in fairness, they were all talking at me like i was their younger self so it made for some pretty intense mind reading moments where they could tell i was thinking they were a loser or whatever because it's what they would have thought
>>540673837Faggot discord nonce
>>540673884So you are Paki. Less then anything really.Untermensch (means under being - sub human you)
>>540674028doesnt that horse nigger do all the bakes these days?
Baking
>>540671887When you get a little piss on your fingers, you clean both hands.
>>540674028We're leaving it to the NRP to do
I'm gonna post NIGGER!
cauldron is a slope fucking nigger
>>540673794If got out of hand. I clapped once because of the Mrs pressuring me but by the end cunts were playing bagpipes and drums and shit while I was trying to tend to my worms. Was annoying.
>>540674106right from the script!I fucking detest you.
>>540674061They probably thought the same about you
>>540674237>I clapped once because of the Mrs pressuring meNot an excuse. Face the wall.
>>540674237>I clapped once because of the Mrs pressuring meProbably not the weirdest thing someone's done after sex, but it's definitely up there
New bread upNot linking
Did the night shift bake fed go blind and not turn up or summat
>>540674482Forgot to anchor himself
>>540674482He was sacrificed.
>>540674347no doubt, i'm not high and mighty
>>540674482There's 2 now palarino
>>540674146depends whose piss it is
>>540674237>trying to tend to my worms.you got a wormery/worm farm? nice.I have almost no worms in my garden's soil. They've gradually disappeared over twenty years. I grow veg mostly.How feasible is it to use a wormery/worm farm to repopulate my garden with worms?is it a massive and unfeasible feat?is it wrong to release cultivated worms into the wild?There's less bees. barely nay butterflys. less flys bluebottles and such..... the insect life in my neck of the woods seems to ahve been deteriorating for years
>>540674403>HarHar!>{Clap}>HarHar!>{Clap}>HarHar!>{Clap}
>>540669026test
>>540674310PA KI
>>540673864suck my dick wee man. you couldnt reach. >we win>we>mfw "we"
