if we replace all neets with bames that deliver coffees and kfc well have the strongest gdp ever
the trve apotheosis of memes and meme culture ...
just decanted 4 packs of aldi brand hula hoops into a bowl
>>540846918https://www.tiktok.com/@idlehiveband/video/7669903174362270999?q=idle%20hive&t=1786827634819
ws poster is a paedo discord tranny with a gay dog. lets see if this sends him into a spiral WS is a shit forced meme
>>540847263nonces use tiktok
>>540847084hitler also said this
333GETCHAPULL333
>>540847271WS is literally meme of the century ladbest to just roll with it
>>540847084>22m and live in HMO>cooking alone in the kitchen last night>mouse runs out from behind the fridge>scream the N word at the mouse at the top of my lungs>mouse dies from a heart attack or some shit>throw it out the window>the other residents won't talk to me and don't believe in mouse
>>540847164proofs?
>>540847292I scrolled tiktok for like 8 hours straight the other day when i was hungoverjust watching street interviews in shibuyanever done that before
https://youtu.be/D7-dkMWMgH8
>>540847164>decantedWho do you think you are? The tinned fish guy?
>>540847354should have kept the mouse
>>540847084Look at chyoo, now look at me. ALL MY NIGGERS IS RICH AS FUCK!
>There cannot be any doubt that Dr Arday’s tragic death was the direct, foreseeable and foreseen result of press harassment. A significant element in that harassment was the colour of his skin. Self-regulation of the press has comprehensively failed.https://goodlawproject.org/petition/jason-arday-letter/
>>540847348its weak AI slop with no memetic value because it doesn't convey anything other than the ineptitude of the nonce that typed the 3 word prompt to create it. It's hyperbolic, asinine and rudimentary. Its objectively a terrible meme. >blackkiddrawingsquiggles.webmyou've been done. dismantled. eviscerated. you can only seethe now about your wank reddit tier memes
>>540847416for?
>>540847497understanding wigger starmer is a test
>>540847489They'll spin this further to make it a criminal offence to criticise anyone online.
>>540847489>foreseeable and foreseen
>>540847501why don't you reread your little story, have a think and get back to me?
>>540847404god that nigger is such an appalling creature to behold, I can't get over it
>>540847489these kind of responses to suicide just encourage terrorism because it proves that direct action works
>>540847489>Hello we're the luvvie "charity" blob complex and we want to restrict the freedom of the press even though Reform are the highest polling party and could very well likely form the next government
>>540847551Only if they're leftists.
https://youtu.be/QrfIm27iv5U
>>540847365>>540847398poured didn't seem appropriate for a solid savoury snack, emptied or tipped felt too low-brow
>>540847398Exactly what I thought>>540847263It's called Indie Poo. The headliners is garage flowers. Generally goes talk about how bored you are, swear, talk about drugs, steal "cords" or whatever it's called, sound like Oasis.
So you had an Ar'day
>>540847579Defending democracy by limiting democracy.
>>540847575I blame phonejacker because that started the trend of taking the piss out of negroid scammers, Channel 4 has blood on its hands.
>>540847580Well yes, it will always be right and fair to call out nazis and fascists.
>>540847645I tried that joke earlier. It got no traction.
>>540847608had a packet of blue taking the other dayshit was green up until today
>>540847535>seething of course. i knew you would. you don't have any other option really. Like a mentally retarded child explaining to the scientist why his Scalextric plugged into the mains is going to improve it. Of course you're going to cry the entire thread now and find some poor newfag to bully after you've been humiliated for being a nonce that can't meme.
>>540847620https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGvQOKmi2b0
>>540847647This doesn't even seem couched in "defending democracy" (which numerous other luvvie groups made claim to after 2016) this is literally just some retarded nig died so now politically we're going to shoot ourselves in the foot (in theory)
>>540847557Are you accusing me of being a liar? because thas what they did to Jason Arday and look what happened
Cor Alice Grant on GBNews. Still fit. Might message in to the show and get her to take her top off.
>>540847084We're bringing back uniforms lads, show us your best ideas.
>>540847608how many can you fit on your knob?
>>540847686dont make me post the 'wigger starmer concubine' screencap lad. i dont want to have to do you in this badly in front of everyone..
>>540847765good lad
>>540847489>There cannot be any doubt that Dr Arday’s tragic death was the direct, foreseeable and foreseen result of press harassment.Zero reason to believe he would kill himself. It absolutely is not their fault at all that a fraudster was exposed and decided the best course of action was self-deletion. Fags making me defend journos UNBELIEVABLE.
>>540847680Let's work together and come up with a good one
>>540847667you know anyone can be a fascist?
Any of you lads like Warhammer (fantasy)? I have a themed Apu for you if so.
>>540847742no but i'm tempted to claim i was after you put it like that
>>540847333Checked but sinister fags deserve the rope. >>540847702This the onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWNMmpJyr08
>>540847768>We're bringing back uniforms lads, show us your best ideas.
>>540847624I just saw this performance with Avril and liked herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFSzd2aO-fU
https://youtu.be/LKohFS3_4Mg
>>540847812Go ahead mate.
>>540847812>Any of you lads like Warhammer I'll call Sargon, he might be interested.
All the discord nonces are out in full force I see, filter putting in that work
>>540847830this fucking sucks so much oh my god
Sometimes I think about you sitting there posting this crap and suddenly your cheap chinese laptop explodes and your tiny penis and testicles are burned of and you due many weeks later from sepsis and everyone decided it was best for you to die but you don't want to but everyone is secretly relieved that your out of the picture, the mourning period for you is merciful short and everyone realises you were a weight in their lives that finally lifted and they realise maybe death is sometimes a good thing and their whole aspect on life becomes more positive and not having to consider your existence any longer is actually pretty chill
>>540847781>further seething delightful. watching you seethe sustains me. go cry to your gay dog, you've been done. and it wasn't even any effort on my part whatsoever, because you're just that pathetic. I bet you're fat and unkempt too. You're a mess. Now, continue seething... it amuses me, watching you get flustered because of your lack of skill
>>540847812I like those giant drednought things, like a cathedral on legs, with guns
>>540847889wigger starmer
>>540847765HER AND HER SISTER AT THE SAME TIME.
https://youtu.be/IaUiuhI_OpE
>>540847926yes . good . good. keep crying. maybe one day you'll make a meme that others will post too. as memes should be. You can learn from this utter humiliation, or double down on the seething (I know you'll pick the latter, and I will enjoy it). I accept your concession
>>540847885and yet I persisthttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1786828655087574.mp4
>>540847765she has her dm's closed, i've checkedwisely
>>540847922That's a titan. Don't even want to begin thinking about how much GW charges for those.
>>540847812https://vocaroo.com/1aiZo5G5J5Hvaye
>>540848031I wasn't talking about you
>>540847858Here it is lad.https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Battle_Pilgrims
>>540848015so true, it's literly wigger starmover
>>540847943Phwoar.
>>540848008why do namebames have the worst taste in music
>>540848068you definitely were i can tell
>>540847846makes my sorry old arse think i'm 17 again, she's one of the few good ones
>>540848077kekFOR THE LADY!
>>540847373>never done that beforeYou have told us that before, but I'm not sure if you can remember telling us that before.
>>540848230I don't even know who the fuck you're supposed to be, try shutting your faggot mouth for a change you dumb bastard
>>540848015Mango Burnham proved you can throw any (object/style+political surname) into an AI creation system and get given a belter.
>>540848355Yeah but not everyone is on at the same time so i have to overlap this important information so that more people don't miss out
https://youtu.be/j-TSN2GaBqc
>>540847608Did you randomise the flavours to make it exciting or just go all ready salted? I'd probably add some licorice all sorts to make it a bit more exciting 2bh.
the seething has progressed to samefagging. the spiral has begun. my work here is done.
>>540848471I just got here you schizophrenic smegwhiff
piggy painting season commences in Lancasterhttps://streamable.com/3mzzw9
what is wrong with wigger starmer seether anyway, it's like it's his whole life to seethe about a silly photoshop
me postman is a nonceand so's me teacher toohe wraps me up in kettle crispsand sings from agadooOHHH
fuck this shit thread full of bickering psychos. Imma goin bed fr
really got to him , being utterly humiliated. of course he followed the plan i said he would, and even had to bring in backup too. I think there's a melty a brewin. Terribly amusing watching him flail like this
The hindoo is an ugly manand smelly from the currybut when the guns are blazingit's me that starts to worry- wudyard kipwing
Jigstarm
>>540848471nothing new then
fine dining aint what it used to be
>>540848463they were all salt and vinegar, but i often do that however the official hula hoops scam you with the 6 pack, they leave out the beef flavour ones which you can only get in the 12 pack variety bagsaldi sell the beef ones and more recently the salt and vinegar in 6 packs of the same falvour; shame you can't get cheese and onion alone in aldi as they are nice too
>>540848561>Ketchup bottles on windscreen Looks like a bit of butty action has gone down. Classic.
you say you stand for reason and the advancement of understanding but here you are destroying a repository of knowledge
JiggyC and WiggyS partying to the tunes of the Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Band!
the way WS seether attempts to morph said seethe into something disguisable is interesting. wonder what he'd be like face to face (doubt he leaves his place of residence often). deffo multiple personalities fragmented and all fighting against each other over an amusing 10 minute photoshop
>>540848695indeed. like a class clown that ran out of tricks, the same recycled show spiraling into insignificance, but lashing out as they circle the drain. It's all very predictable. I'm sure more will be along to help shortly too.
>>540847497It's also not funny. Never was. Which for me makes it one of the fails of the century given how hard it's been pushed and the determination of the annoying grifter attempting to push it.
https://youtu.be/ecGMTCfmwfs?t=209I shall be forced to fill you in in a minute madamGO AWN 'IT A LADY, GO AWN 'IT HERAlright show me a lady and I will hit her
>>540848783having fun, letting off steam all good summer activities
>>540848077That may be the rarest one I've ever seen. Kino dare I say.
>discorsnonce hoursall because i said namebames don't listen to good musicgrim
>>540848858yes quite, the very fact that it has to be posted by only one individual (albeit on multiple sock puppets) and isn't shared organically negates the very intention of a meme. It conveys nothing, and isn't even amusing. It's lowest common denominator attempt at even asking the AI to produce something of value. I expect he'll continue to seethe about it and try to "no u" his way out of it (the sure sign that it's already over for him, he just can't accept it)
>USS Abraham Lincoln sailors and Jason Arday meeting one another at the Pearly Gates after both groups kill themselves
>>540847084All the middle class and upper class people will leave due to how dangerous they make it, then it will not be a benefit. They are pandering to the corporations that want cheap labor.
>>540848561But why did they have so many condiments
Jason had an Ar'day today
>>540848933I dedicate this next song to a personal hero of mine, Adolf Hitler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV00cT5qWEQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Y4pt8MbCQi remember thisme and the rest of our regiment were all just about to be shipped off to france
>>540849035if there is a god, he should be in hell, not even being funny
>>540849035it seems he lied about being black, too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtiynnETOlM
>>540849018it's the north, I know little of their ways
>>540848976>yes quite, the very fact that it has to be posted by only one individual (albeit on multiple sock puppets) and isn't shared organically negates the very intention of a meme. It conveys nothing, and isn't even amusing. All very true.>It's lowest common denominator attempt at even asking the AI to produce something of value.It's actually worse than that, he started posting it after I generated some images of starmer on building sites with a vape and cans of monster energy drink, or in downing street with his feet up at night with a spliff and how to buy homes guide book. Which was initially a joke about the, no deep fakes of famous people, rule change thing.
I think the thing that caused so much distress for us men in the trenches wasn't so much the fightingbut the anticipation, the constancy of the shellswhereas when we went to fight in the second world war we were mostly defending positions, or being advanced upon in urban conditionsvis a vis we knew what to expectso although the fighting was more brutal the shock for us soldiers was lessened and many of my brothers would say the same
"wigger starmer isnt funny" is becoming a meme in and of itself kek
>>540849210
>he handed it all inwhat a plonker
>>540847489Fuck Jolyon
>>540849085Why? You're acting like he raped and murdered someone
>>540849289This is why i have so much sympathy for the younger generation, it hearkened back to that earlier warthe anticipation of the iedthe not knowingthe sudden muzzle flash from a hillsideyou know the young lads who fought in that war get a lot of flak, but it was a huge psychological burden, perhaps not as great as what we suffered in the first world war, but exceeding the second
>>540849300yeah sure he did lad
>>540849289our intergenerational collective ww1 trauma
>>540849199So it wasn't even his idea to begin with? oh lord, that just makes it even better knowing not only does he not have the intellectual capacity to prompt an AI to make a meme of value, its origin wasn't even his idea to begin with? No wonder he's continuing to seethe. It's all over for him at this point. Like a knight with no arms or legs, who still wants to fight. I'd pity him, but then again he is also an actual discord nonce. He's been thoroughly defeated too and everyone saw it.
>>540849359he abandoned his children, on the basis of evading his own web of lies. It doesn't get much worse than that tb h
Each war leaves a different wound, and each man fought a different war
>>540849300I think the site workers are due 50% of it.Imagine having a bucketful of sovereigns .. jeez
>>540849416ngl (not gonna lie) ts (this shit) is so truenow what memes have you made lad? none?
>>540849210>us men in the trenches >when we went to fight >we were mostly defending positions> we knew what to expect> us soldiersDidn't know you were in the war(s) like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr1_ZvEfBiM
>>540849446And now ours is of the soul, As Hitler said it would be. The catalyst f course being the litany of mistakes all performed and acted on by traitors, cowards and imitator's.
>>540848976I suspect the creator is in fact himself of the wigger variety hence his insistence that wiggerism is somehow acceptable culturally when in fact it would be preferable his testicles be removed and forcibly jabbed into his own nostrils for foisting this tired and unfunny attempt of a meme upon unsuspecting Brit/pol/ers for numerous months now.
>>540849300If no one claims it after 5 years the workers get a cut, legally
>>540849447they aren't getting shit
>>540849300
>>540849300>"There are so many coins and bars - it would be almost impossible," the site manager Mario told VRT.>"Besides, that would be theft.">Kobe agreed: "€9m – you simply can't keep that hidden."What an unimaginative faggot>The rightful owner has five years to claim the hoard under Belgian law - though the local prosecutor, who has launched an investigation, said it was not yet known who this might be.>If no one comes forward, civil law states that hidden treasure on someone else's property be divided between the finder and the property's owner.>This only applies, though, if the stash is not found to be linked to criminal activity.What's the odds that a jewish group pipes up and claims it's gold made from their great grandmother's fillings and they deserve it all
>>540849416>So it wasn't even his idea to begin with?Correct.
why do satanic ritual abuse victims dislike based wigger starmer so much?
>>540849600they all got a bar
>>540849484I am but a humble meme peddler, rarely do i do an OC. I did once or twice in coronachan and a few Amelia edits which were well received but im content to have mine distributed in the wild by anons and not pushed by myself. as memes should be. Thanks for playing. Better luck next time.
>>540849018My ketchup is almost finished and is at that unpredictable stage where I may get splurge of spatter no matter how I squeeze it resulting in far too much or far too wide of an application depending what mood it is in. I fear I must deploy a ramekin to ensure no unwanted ketchup in areas ketchup shouldn't be. I am now a dipper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pxbIh2j8XI
>>540849447>That pic + randomly handing it overMakes me sick to my cock m8
>>540849600some hook nosed rat will get the lot guaranteed
>>540849659>AIslopwownow answer the question: Why do satanic ritual abuse victims dislike based wigger starmer so much?
>>540849320>some shit left cause requires legal help>spins up a go fund me>represents them with the gibs>loses
>>540849600>"Besides, that would be theft."Not if no-one knew it was there.
>>540849625who the fuck is starmer?
>>540847148mad how this was the peak of britpo
>>540849600>>The rightful ownerObviously isn't too bothered about it if they just left it there for eons and then had some randoes dig the place up to build an extension.
>>540849690>that belongs to me, goy>can you prove it?>oy vey! i suppose you want me to prove the holocaust, too! how dare you. you'll be hearing from my lawyer
>>540849300good goychad
he's in a different phase of his months-long wigger starmer-induced manic episode rn
>>540849835asking them to prove it is attempted murder, see Arday
>>540849720>more seething good. good. your crying sustains me. I have already won, I'm just allowing you to cry more about it because I enjoy it. Dance more for me. Before
>>540849835exactly
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nylCgeGVOmc
>>540849860You're boring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORP5-017gKMalways makes me laugh that leftists love this song about how they lost
>>540849860fucking hell you lot are tragic, just leave it for fuck's sake
>>540849860wigger starmer is fucking based
whoever invented wiggerstarmer is a genius.
>>540849447That gold is from my grandmothers fillings. She was hollowed out alive with a butter baller by the evil Nazis in Bergen Belsen in 1941 and the camp commandant wore her skin to flounce around the camp scaring people on Saturdays. Therefore, due to her distress being passed to me through the generations I believe all that gold should be given to me. t. Vileshlomo Bergovitch.
I do enjoy observing a good spiral. complete with no u's and sock puppets that pop in and out to help the poor soul out. It amuses me greatly. Knowing i've won. Watching him spiral further and further down, not willing to accept the inevitable that it was over 10 posts ago.
>>540848920>That may be the rarest one I've ever seen. Kino dare I say.Thanks lad.
its certainly not me. I could never....
>>540849905I remember the days these threads were wall to wall bot postsit was maddening
>>540849900alrightnight lads
>>540849966Your grandmother owed my grandmother 5 shekels, and with compounding interest the total sum now comes to that whole amount, whatever it ist. Vilershlomo Borgovitch.
>>540849980a round of applause for the winner please!
>>540850023Still preferable than having to witness the dross that is wigger starmer.
>>540850099no that was way worse
>>540850078Oy vey, this is antisemitism!
>>540847812>>540848077He's back!
>>540850188You are known as a man with no taste so I declare victory.
big if true
>>540850255Cutting pensions or forrener bennies?What, neither?
>set up a profile on a dating site >weeks later this 34 YO milf starts talking to me >she's funnyProblem; I'm going to see my foren GF and take a trip to Vienna. There is a non- zero chance we might break up.This is what I'm considering sending the milf:"I need to get soemthing off my chest. I'm going travel and meet with my girlfriend. This trip for us is one last attempt before we end our relationship. I can sense that the relationship might be coming to an end. We both feel misreble. I wanted to tell you when the time is right and that time is now. I had the profile open for a couple weeks and didn't talk to anyone but you. I don't have any intention to start an affair. I was just looking. I'm happy you reached out to me. I enjoy talking to you and I feel more relaxed talking to you than my partner. I don't want play with your emotions so I'm saying it now. "any good? or should I just blank her for a few weeks and if she remember me when I get back then that's cool?
>>540850074night frenyou probably won't see this but just know there are many among us who love and cherish Wigger Starmer (WS)
>>540850255I've seen more credible things floating in my toilet to be honest
>>540850302PiP
Corrrrrr wish I had a girlfriend like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSD_L-xic9o
What's for fkn 11pm snack lads?
>>540850204>a remix of Hava Nagila and Benny Hill plays
>>540850338not playful enough, say>bitch when i come to vienna you better know i'm finna be playing that pussy like strings, like bitch imma be making a frickin symphony ya dig
>>540850465a cheese and onion sarnie
>>540850465got som chorizo and helkiniki(?) olives, and a grab bag of maltesers for after
>>540850302>Cutting pensionsif only
>>540850465Just had some jalapeno pretzels
>>540850465Whisky.
>>540850465Wispa duo
>>540850338Vienna is nice, been a few times but there's muzzies at every train and tube station just hanging around outside in groups staring. They ruin it. Handy day trip from Vienna is Bratislava by train.
>>540850428i've got a big crush on this thai popstarit's better if the crush is distant because i know i would ruin any life i entered into https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_B_ItLJ-cc
>>540850465Fat fuck pizza and 2 cans of monster
>>540850465Cold beans
>>540850465>11pm snackwe call that supper around here lad
no ones posted a better tune than couldron......
>>540850706>>540850703>>540850667>>540850648>>540850642As long as an immigrant is Christian, Hindu or Sikh I WANT them in the UK
>>540850706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tDfrop3iGQ
WHATS FOR FKN SUPPER?
>>540850703I had supper at 8. Couldn't make it to midnight snack so this is an intermediate top up.
>>540850428she sounds weird as fuckI'll take her
>>540850706Fucking youtube have deleted all the no remorse and ian stuart trackshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h1wxJI8b94Q&
If i'm still awake when the suns up i might go and sleep in the forest with my sleeping bag
>>540850302NEETs and PIPs.
>>540850338this means nothing to me
>>540850852You'll get ticks in your ballbag.
>>540850901the ticks will get a nice buzz going
>>540850852with a bit of luck you strangle yourself in a drunken stupor and go the way of arday
>>540850852>He's been sleeping in the woods again>In a tent?>Just the bagSomething tells me this is going to come up in the future.
>>540850769bowl of fake hula hoops>>540850774we need to be fattening up and hoarding foodharvests are fucked all over the world due to the weather and fertiliser shortages due to the war... will hit later this year early next
Spending Saturday alone again, I live with my parents but they're asleep now. I'm 28 years old
>>540850886A voice reaching out in a piercing cry
>Retrospective studies of Operation Allied Force, NATO’s 1999 bombing campaign against Serbia, took a dim view of limited air campaigns. A report by Admiral James Ellis admitted that even though the NATO force executed 38,000 combat missions, it never fully brought down the Serbian air defense network.27 Aircraft operated above 15,000 feet to reduce the risk of shootdowns. RAND noted that the Serbs kept their SAMs dispersed and only switched their radars on briefly, and NATO’s efforts to locate these SAMs and other Serbian ground targets were “largely unsuccessful.”28 A planned 72-hour campaign ballooned to 79 days as a result.It's like pottery, it rhymes
>>540850886obligatoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJeWySiuq1I&list=RDxJeWySiuq1I
>>540850955I've got a thing for the ground as well because i read online that it's actually the coldness of the ground that kills you
Why are there 3 britpols? Which one do I post in?
Why do all the other EU countries have to use those retarded plugs instead of using superior bong plugs?
>>540851077
>>540850973Yep. The two biggest grain producers aren't exporting either due to bombing each others ports. Niggers in Africa will enter famine first. Then it's coming for the rest of us. I started hoarding as soon as trump attacked Iran.
>>540851031this reads as suicidal but i merely meant i have a mat for the ground kek
>>540850706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL0nhn88aVA
>>540850706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlW7T0SUH0E
>>540850973Shortages won't hit us. It will just cost twice as much.
>>540851028Why did you mention the Serbian air campaign? Now we will be swamped by cumslurpers boasting about how they shot down a stealth jet.....
>>540851028It wasn't supposed to destroy targets, it was meant to terrorise.
>>540850706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cTrnnImcPg
>>540847686Then post better memes.
>>540851331Just reading an article and noticed the modern pedigree of "3 day special military operation" is a generation old
>>540851204pinko commie faggots
you know in 1976 or whatever it was 32c all the time and they had to come out with drought legislation
>>540851184>>540851295yeah normies won't realise until the shelves are empty, we're still on products using previous harvests and before the recent impactseven if there's enough for this country, prices will soar so its good to get ahead of itthink the uk's net food deficit is about 40%, so as always when a crisis hits the uk is affected more than most western countries because its run by cunts
>>540851150Weak arches. They couldn't cope with standing on BS 1363.
>>540851435>oh look obvious propaganda lying bullshit wasn't trueyou did it reddit
>>540851279Ahead of its time
>>540851493why did they repeal drought bans and let them back in?
>>540851524we had a minister for drought
>On the 11th of February, Trump held a situation room meeting with Rubio, Hegseth, General Caine, CIA Director John Ratcliffe, Steve Witkoff, Jared Kushner, and Netanyahu.39 Barnea and other Israeli officials attended virtually. The meeting lasted more than an hour, and the Israelis made their final case for the war. They said Iran’s ballistic missile program could be destroyed in a few weeks, Iran would be too weak to block the Strait of Hormuz, airstrikes would inspire the Iranian people to rise up against the government, Kurdish forces would bog Artesh down in Western Iran, and exiled Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi would be on standby to seize power at the opportune moment. After Netanyahu’s presentation, President Trump responded, “Sounds good to me.” When others present brought up potential risks, Netanyahu told them inaction was a greater risk than action.>The American military and intelligence structure scrambled to present a rebuttal to the Israeli plan, and produced a comprehensive response the next day in an American-only meeting. They agreed that they could kill Khamenei and degrade Iran’s ability to project power, but triggering a popular uprising and achieving regime change were “detached from reality.”
>>540851435>Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.Bitey Mike Tyson.
>>540851472Not wrong though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ckFhnJADAI
>>540851524also it started raining and then we had floods
>>540851279https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDZcA3Ut5Mo
>>540851577>When Mr. Trump joined the meeting, Mr. Ratcliffe briefed him on the assessment. The C.I.A. director used one word to describe the Israeli prime minister’s regime change scenarios: “farcical.”>Trump asked Caine directly what he thought:>“Sir, this is, in my experience, standard operating procedure for the Israelis. They oversell, and their plans are not always well-developed. They know they need us, and that’s why they’re hard-selling.”>Caine specifically told Trump that Iran would likely close Hormuz, and the US force in the region would have difficulty unblocking it. JD Vance tried to change Trump’s mind, warning him the operation would unleash chaos in the region, and cited the munition shortage explicitly. But Trump had already made up his mind, and both Vance and Caine demurred from taking more serious action to stop the war from proceeding. Vance told Trump that even though he thought it was a bad idea, he would support the president’s decision. Decades of Israeli efforts had culminated in an incredible triumph of influence without any precedent. The US military would deliberately enter into a war of aggression it knew it would lose.lol
>>540851513They took parade uniforms on a 'combat' mission. 100% they were expecting a walkover.
>>540851184Show hoard.
>>540851279https://youtu.be/-oDBY5AWmJ0
>>540851498That's fine, I'll just eat cake.
>>540851593When the rain finally comes and hits the parched ground in a month or so it will be carnage down south. Flash flooding guaranteed.
>>540851592And yet the vast majority of men never do die for their governments.
>>540851739my roses and my cosmos and my lavender are completely and utterly fuckedthey look like ariana grandewoody and brownmy olive tree is thriving which i don't want because i want to keep it small like a bonsai
>>540851660It's decentralised but got 60 nissin chicken ramen on top of my wardrobe.
>>540851797My lavender did just fine. Bees just about demolished it all now. How do you fuck up lavender?BTW lavender keeps BAMEs away. BAMEs can't stand bees.
Sometimes I show jeets pol memes and they just like "lol yeah it do be like that"Are they immune to criticism?
>>540851861not exactly a hoard
>>540851872>BAMEs can't stand bees.Weird how they can't into animals
>>540851753Because they are all over here.
>>540851898They are just happy a white man is talking to them
>>540851660Porridge and mackerel.
>>540851861>keeping shoes next to your foodWhy
>Buying disposable BBQs in preparation for eating my neighbours
>>540851872it did well, earlier in the yearbut now it's just too hot for itso it's gone west and it's talking about how cain and abel were a parable for cannabilism cain and abelism and how the chinese were the original inhabitants of america and that samoans are originally from taiwan
>>540851942In not white tho?
>>540851861Straight up salt mine, like the fat welsh nonce itt
>>540851947I had mackerel salad tonight.Pretty good it was.
>>540851577>American-onlySo is that with or without Jared and Steve?
>>540851978that's not on, buying disposable BBQs like that
>>540851986What are youFess up
>>540850642Listen man I don't want to say anything to hurt your feelings so I'll just introduce you to Mor Lam instead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z-BRS-4KlU
>>540851947He's coming for your tins.
>>540851947>>540851861Good bit of hoarding. I like the decentralised aspect, I could be putting my shoes on and find and emergency snickers bar in there.
>>540851918I won't be staying around if things go the way I expect. I've got food for 60 days. That's all I need for my contingency. My freezer is rammed. The noodles, mackerel and porridge etc are for when I run for the hills.
>>540852025why is this so indian
>war breaks out in europe: "white man, fight and die for your country and government!">war breaks out in africa: "flee, you brave men. run away from war, leave your family behind, and enjoy a cushy free life in europe"Really makes you think.
you guys should be buying deens and diesel buy them now while you can. Nitrile gloves too. Come on guys this is obvious stuff you need rice, beans, tins of everything but especially deens. Next time you go shopping, think beans, deens.
>>540852011Is stealing them better?
>>540851984>Lavenders flourish best in dry, well-drained, sandy or gravelly soils in full sun.Is it actually suffering or is it just done for the year?Just trying to gauge how retarded you are.
>>540852106Thai folk music innit.
>>540851959It's on top of my wardrobe. The food is in individual plastic and then in a box. I'm decorating my kitchen and bathroom so stuff is everywhere.
>>540852016I'm indian
>>540852116>deensFeels like I'm on 2017 /fit/
>>540852162grimalso you have to go back
>>540852162Then you should know the answer to your own question
>or one of its affiliatesTime to stop using hotmail.
Why is my bread seeded, who seeded my bread
>>540852139i'll show you a picture tomorrow if i'm not consumed by darkest prang
>>540850207
>>540852079Got gas.
I might bet on ian garry to beat islam if i bet 53.33 pounds i can win 200reasonable odds
>>540852195because its giganutrients. it has everything the brain and body needs really. the right omega oils. protein. Plus its cheap af like when you go to coop just pick up like 5 tins and its gonna cost you £4. Do that every time you go shopping you've got a months supply of nutrition. but you should have sacks of rice, jars of preserves, diesel or petrol if you need a car like actually need one not just for pleasure. batteries too. A cheap amazon fishing kit for £15 wouldn't go amiss either you can use tinned sweetcorn for bait. Lasts practically forever
>>540852110if war breaks out, im bombing the rail linesthey'll call me the second coming of beeching
>>540852271Your bread is made of wheat, which is a seed.
>>540852116>deens and dieselYou pour it over like gravy or what?
>>540852209>>540852204Clamshell, not dot or feather.
>>540851493I burst tar bubbles sitting on the pavement Came off with butter
>>540852416Nah there's other seeds in my bread, I don't understand the point, the added nutritional value is neglible
>>540852101Why do you need a 60 day contingency? Shouldn't take that long to get to Southern Ireland is something kicks off
>>540852390>beechingHighbrow namedrop
>>540851872
>>540852079Got a fuck load more. Boxes of naked bars, shitloads more porridge, tubs of nido full cream powdered milk, boxes of Nairn's oatcakes....All kinds of shite.
What did Carl Benjamin have to say about Jason Arday
>>540852487Looks healthier and costs thrice the price.
>>540852501Everyone knows about beeching, I'm a Pakistani and even I know about it
Post your best "I'm getting a speeding ticket today and potentially a driving ban" choons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB9Mi_hf7og
>>540852416Is bread the original seed oil?
>>540852116Mackerel fillets > Deenz. No bones.
>>540852487That's why its called multiseed bread.
don't burn me like that ill fates england norway bet where i thought i won 600 quid
>>540852607extra mercury though
https://youtu.be/8cckQLLBZr0?is=2pFDUsddLwZtgP6-
>>540852565>I'm a PakistaniIs it true you've done several rapings?
>>540852536"We did it, lads."
>>540852596The consequences of neolithic farming revolution have been a disaster for the human race.
>>540852663Nah I'm one of the good ones
>>540852390Railways are fast and easy to repair unless you hit the bridges.
>>540852666is that true, satan?
>>540852666Is Jason with you in the pits?
https://nitter.poast.org/Imaginely2/status/2088633904521498821#m>Hearing people bleating on about how white males are discriminated against and left behind right now is a really bizarre takeUmm...yikes! That's weird. You're being weird right now.
good to see people getting stocks in. ygmi. >>540852607mackarel is good too, also cheap. they said something about limiting makarel so stock up on that>>540852426diesel is really a wonder fuel. it does more than run cars, and waste veg oil can turn into biodiesel i save all my veg oil to run in my 1980s merc amazingly it runs better on it
>>540852500Southern Ireland as a Brit during a calamity doesn't sound like a great choice.
>>540847620allowing the word indie to be changed into a format of dull music that had been done to death thirty years ago was a bad thing.
>>540852536"Kiss my black ass"
>>540852691you forgetthis is britaini could simply remove some copper wire for signals and put the west coast mainline out for a week, at a 500k cost
>>540852666Killing himself might be his only ever truthful act
>>540852791What calamity do you think is possible? I was just thinking war and risk of foreign retaliation and conscription
>no shit bakeWhy's that then?
>>540852773Except that's been an anti woke talking point since literally the 1990s and the rise of affirmative action in this country
the idea that we're even meant to be apologetic and solemn is as fake as the idea that we were all engaged in some sort of witch huntit's all complete phoney baloney bullshit and nothing to do with what is happening in actual human heartsit's some IDEA
>>540852897Too much lavender about.
https://nitter.poast.org/pic/orig/media%2FHPxVI8PXkAArcC1.jpgPOWERFUL
>>540852728
>>540852776I've got everything I need to survive 2 months completely isolated in the hills of Scotland. I can be packed in an hour and in the hills in 30m after that. I've already buried some silver in places I know it won't be found and knows my routes and camp spots.
>>540852935dude have you bought deens or diesel recently? legit you're not one of the housebound non drivers that doesn't stock up too are you. How much diesel do you have right now, be honest. or petrol whatever
>>540852728Imagine how shiny Jason's pits are
>>540852947This coming from the demographic that is routinely trying to claim everyone else's history as their own.
>>540852947
>>540852982Well where else are they supposed to go other than hell?
>>540853023good evening officer, i have no explosives in my housei have gardening equipment which i keep securely locked away in a box and an unsharp ceremonial sword under my bed which i inherited thank you
How do you think Jason killed himself
>>540853008Oh so that's why I keep digging up silver in random places.
>>540853008holy based. this dude is gonna make it more than any of us. Hats off to you. I'm glad its not just me that thinks like this. My plan involves bribing people with cash or metals to get where i need to be but also having the full ability to go nomadic
>>540851585>I'm going to fuck you 'till you love me faggot.Rapey Mike Tyson
>>540852873Nuclear war is a real possibility. Putin has lost in Ukraine and I'm not sure if he's mad enough to pull the trigger but it's a possibility so I'm prepping. With trump far from finished with Iran the world is indeed a dangerous tinderbox. A smart man has a plan. We ALWAYS use the most destructive weapons in an existential war and this one's been gathering pace for years. Might not happen but if it does, I'm ready.
>>540853136What about cock hygiene?
>>540853112Yeah but you hand it over to the nearest local authority as soon as possible right?
>>540853105Cyanide pill.
>>540853105Degreaser
>>540853023If you're storing petrol be sure to rotate it monthly. Modern additives turn bad quickly.
I was in Scotland last week and dug up some silver near a camp spot.
>>540853180Rub some deens on your japs eye
>>540853105Autoerotic asphyxiation.
>>540853232>hanging around camp spotsBet you were. gayboy
>>540853180legit question. personal hygiene. baby wipes, solar showers, hand wash, C-Scrub.top tip baby wipes go in a ziplock bag to stop drying out. Toilet wipes too, top luxury prep shits haha
>>540853278What about a DIY circumcision kit so you avoid smegma build up
>>540853192Of course. It would be theft to keep it from its jew.
>>540853232I buried mine under large rocks so even the most inquisitive wouldn't find it.
>>540853221Was going to mention this earlier but didn't bother.Project farm on YouTube has been running a multi year experiment with that and discovered sta-bil is one of few additives that actually works.
>>540853221Like spin the can around?
>>540853221bingo. diesel stores way longer. Jerry cans for me. Sealed , dated, rotated. I aim for 6 months on my diesel and rotate. Petrol less if you use that
>>540852533based
>>540853105That was one of my first thoughts. Probably hanging, as is their custom.
>>540853157>I'm ready.You'll be getting raped and eaten by a pack of wild niggers just like the rest of us lad.You ain't ready for shit.
>>540853278I just carry a cheap 3" x 2" dishwashing sponge. I wash in lochs and rivers and the sponge is my towel. Just wipe, wrong, wipe again. Saves space and weighs nothing. It's great for taking dew off the tent too.
>>540853105overdose
>abuse wigger starmer threads>no more bakes>abuse the guy who makes these threads>abuse the guy who puts news links on his threadsLet's get it to 400 posts
>>540853342One of my hobbies is looking under big rocks. Not to find things, just for the fun of looking under them. Sometimes I also find things. Thought it was a pretty normal hobby for most guys.
>>540852935He was smart enough to tell the woke left women at Cambridge what they want to hear, feel good platitudes coming from a disabled black person obviously they are going to put him on a pedestal. That's why he had to be killed, to put an end to the story before people start questioning anything deeper.
>>540853031I dunno what things they think we took that we built our greatness upon.
>>540853417Niggers wouldn't last 2m in the hills of Scotland. I'll be 20 miles from anywhere within the second day. No phone signal and niggers would just curl up and die without constantly jabbering into their iPhone.
>>540853466You will get 3 split threads and you will be grateful.
>>54085353243 trillion from bharat innit
>>540853488I said buried lad. Then the rock. Got to be careful not to leave signs though. You move the rock, then dig, then full, then put the rock back. Within 15m you'd never know.
>>540853511watching videos of him is so depressing because he's so blatantly absolutely fucked just a fucked guyand now he's dead forever
>>540853622>and now he's dead foreverTime is a flat circle, he'll do it again and again and again
>>540853429its the scottish way how many string vests do you own also, what are your opinions of scottish salmon, don't touch it myself but i wondered what you think. for me it has to be caught in the middle of nowhere less chance of it interacting with the slop that countries put out
>>540853622>and now he's dead foreverThat was a different nigger. Niggers can't comprehend time.
>>540853661Opinion on merino wool
>>540853655if that's true then his suicide was justified
>>540853622He was anti white shitskin and a conman. Evil cunt calling the police on people to try and fuck their lives up using soviet tier laws that work in his favour. The guy was scum.
>>540853693based hiking socksjust don't pay millets pricesi wear them with my field and fells
>>540853736I believe he is autistic
>>540853768What about merino wool boxers and tops
>>540853807autistic scum then
>>540853807You're autistic if you're still giving the benefit the doubt. He wasn't 12 and making up a few porky pies. He was 41, hoovering up money and a habitual liar.
New>>540853164>>540853164>>540853164
>>540853878next levelusually go commando though, i dont see a need for undies. the socks are a necessity I live with
>>540853661They only come upriver to spawn so they've been in the ocean for years first. A lot have fin for but still can be eaten. If you're desperate they did after spawning and there are carcasses everywhere but that's bear Grylls levels of disgust. Still good but river trout are best. They will take worms that are easy to find under rocks.
>>540853693Merino wool socks but with thin cool max socks underneath. Never get blisters again.
>>540854018I wear boxers and wash them daily. They are good for swimming/washing, you get in then take them off and wear them on your head to prevent sunburn.
