https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V6uUrtvWdo>Jason Arday death 'tragedy on so many levels' says PMhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9982znvyk4o>Disposable barbecues at A-level celebration party linked to fire that destroyed millionaires' rowhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16052031/UK-heatwave-wildfires-trains.html>Emergency alert over wildfires sparks 'panic' as fire services issue plea to Britshttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2239420/emergency-alert-wildfires-government-fire-services>Men lose right to prostate cancer testhttps://archive.ph/g5HdP>UK’s biggest EV battery gigafactory shelves expansion as Jaguar Land Rover talks stallhttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/aug/15/uk-ev-battery-gigafactory-aesc-jaguar-land-rover-nissan>Four boys arrested on suspicion of arson as wildfire spreads in South Waleshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fire-south-wales-arson-arrest-porth-b3033505.html>Wembley fire: 150 people evacuated as Holiday Inn blaze rages yards from stadiumhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/wembley-hotel-fire-b1293430.html>Rail boss calls for more funding to tackle climate change after two derailments in Sussex and Essexhttps://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2026-08-15/rail-boss-calls-for-more-funding-to-tackle-climate-change-after-two-derailments>Edwina Currie (nee Cohen) defends ‘brothel for asylum seekers’ remarkhttps://archive.ph/NScqt>Investigation into Nigel Farage to resume after he wins Clacton by-electionhttps://archive.ph/CpPfi
Nice bake lad
>>540853164imagine the smell
In light of nothing at all in particular
rd is best pone
How quick is your 5k
>>540853900>>540853914I don't think he was a good guyi'm just not pleased he's dead
>>54085396023 minutes
>>540853164>>Men lose right to prostate cancer testJust a blerk man ting nows.
Where were you when you found out Jason Arday died
>>540853960I make about 5k in 2 weeks
>>540854010Not really keen on getting my bum fingered anyway.
Baklava
We should've got an alert for Arday's death
apolgy for bad englishwhere were u wen Jackson ardayi was at house eating dorito when phone ring"Gayson arday is diedl""no"
our lord jason christhallowed be thy namethy kangdom comethy will be doneon earth as it is in cambridgegive us this day our daily dread and forgive us our cap as we forgive those who dead ass against usfor thine is the kangdom the power and the glory forever and everarday
>>540854082>£2500I bet "they're" absolutely scouring those donations lists.
>>540854093I've seen this zesty oilnigger on the front pages for what feels like a week. Enough is enough.
>>540854042We lost the right to a blood test, now we HAVE to get a finger up the bum.
>>540853962he took the easy route out. he's not a survivor. he didn't make it. He probably didn't have a stock of deens to leave behind either
imagine how hard this hits if you're a fucking total brainless mongi fucking hate this
>>540854174Ah FFS. I was just about to book a test. Fmfl.
>>540854174Oh. I haven't read the news on it.I guess that makes sense, though. The prostate test was always about humiliation.
>>540854204>no_correlation.gif
>>540854171He is really oily, isn't he? could probably rule out that he roped himself because he would've just slipped off it
Damn it. I was still replying in the last thread. >>540854040>>540854077>>540854135
>digital lynchingBe quality if it turns out he literally just accidentally electrocuted himself with the kettle while making a particularly fictitious mug of cupasoup.
>>540854229The news is in the OP. Its why its there.
>>540854174Are you trolling? I don't want some wog fresh off the boat with forged certificates rooting around up my arse when i could just have a qt nurse take my blood instead
>>540854082Day 12 of the Telavivgraphs Restore-based meltdownGive it up for day 12!!
Pretty fucking annoying to see people pretend that Arday wog was somehow a victim of Cambridge. They're acting like somehow he didn't know what he was doing, as though he was a little kid swept along with something he didn't understand.>he's a vulnerable lad
harassed to death is such an insidious phraselike suicide is inevitableit's just more proof that terrorism works
>>540854317>>540854304https://archive.ph/g5HdP
>>540854276im still not eating the salmon. im with you on the makarel though. Might try the merino boxers if I can get any here
Britpol seethes so hard over Jason Arday because they subconsciously see themselves in him.
>>540854204>Harassed to deathJust don't go on social media lol
>>540854394bet you'd rather him in you
>>540854394Hard not to When he's so fucking shiny
>>540854082Oh no no no.If it wasn't already over for Rupert, it is now.He will never shake off the racist accusations and associations with Hitler enthusiasts.His reputation is in tatters, and the normies won't like this one bit.
>>540854382What the fuck man
Is Clarks a good place to buy nice shoes? I'm still wearing the same dress shoes that I wore back in sixth form, I'm nearly 30
>>540854394i do for surei can't stomach clips of him because he's an absolute spergatron
Shout out to the Warhammer fantasy poster last thread, just downloaded Total War Warhammer 3
>>540854357Ironically he was a victim of positive discrimination. If Arday was white, Cambridge and everyone else would have ignored him.
>>540854451Easy work around. Just describe symptoms if you want a test and they'll have to give you one.
>>540854264For all we know, he just lit a match and went up in flames
>>540854473They can be hit or miss. Expensive too. Try humphries shoes online. They often have good sales on. Quality shoes, good selection.
>>540854442And now you are projecting your gay fantasies onto him. You should see a therapist.
>>540854571On private it wouldn't be an issue though right? i was thinking of shelling out for a private plan next year
>>540854317The nurse taking your blood would have been from Ghana anyway. There's no escaping it.
>>540854204Surprised he didn't include this scholar in his thesis.
>>540854394But I didnt have breakfast.
>>540854473i’ve had them in the past and found them decent. doubt they’re as good as loake or something like that but miles better than shoe zone or a fashion retailer
>>540854304>read the linksAnon, please. We're being serious here.
>>540854661Might be included but you'd have to check your policy. Might be extra.
Tempted to write a parody of Candace Owens as the lead investigator on scene after the death of Jason Arday.
>>540854480>spergatronHe just knows he's lying. He literally mentioned he was worried about getting told off in one of the interviews. People that genuinely mentally ill tend not to even realise what they're saying is impossible or dumb, they just believe it. He also wouldn't be able to navigate the massively involved and complex process of getting to be a professor at Cambridge whilst also mental deficient.
>>540854304Anon, the links are there so the jannies don't shut us down. Nobody actually reads them.
>>540854849sosig
>>540854900I think what will come out about him is that he was basically a fucking retard
>>540854896I can't be mean to Owens, she's obviously a mentalist but she's very cute when she's getting words/idioms wronghttps://youtu.be/N-ihg1UExok
Poppy just put the number two Elite Moron in his place. Do you think I might be in with a chance now?
tomorrow i am going to dress up very smarti'm gonna wear a suit jacket and nice trousers and shoesno occasion
>>540855342There's dangerous schizo and funny schizo. She's definitely a funny schizo.
>>540854896https://x.com/i/status/2087406700299247778
>>540855423you could take yoko to church
>>540855528is celine actually a good writer
whenever i read anything written by french people it's always likeoh i see how you could have liked thisbut this is fucking shite
>>540855576dion? don’t know
>>540855615https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NkwKwNb9LAs
>>540854204Patrick Vernon launches, give them money page
>>540855275>g.lownigger
oap in my user idcan i swap with frenchflag? kek i’ve done him he’ll be livid
>>540854526>Shout out to the Warhammer fantasy poster last thread, just downloaded Total War Warhammer 3That's me!I also have TWW3 but I don't want to play it until I upgrade my PC
>>540855662i clicked on this link expecting the shittyflute rendition of my heart will go on
>>540855383>yes he sucks female penis but ...fucking state
>>540855724Yeah he goin in
>>540855672That's nothingi typed someones id from the last thread into google and it responded to me in indonesian and taught me to write the figure 4
>>540855731Honestly, if the accusations are correct then sucking female penis is indeed the lesser of two weevils.
>>540855757what are you googling IDs for, glowie?
>>540855757tru facs
>glowop twatter shitdistracting you from buying deens tbqh
>>540855872I am in a neurotoxic state which is damaging my brain
>>540855757>i typed someones id from the last thread into googleBit glowing
>>540855941best way of storing deenz whilst country on fire?
Foxes outside are having a blood orgy or something, sounds like a portal to hell has opened
>>540856007bradfordhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tyo3pQM-Zqw
Could Liam Gallagher ever actually sing?
>>540854082Didn't he donate and then throw a melty when they sensibly wanted to keep their distance from him and then he demanded his money back? He's not beating the glowy allegations
>>540856030maybe one of the foxes is just laying down the best sex that fox bitch has ever had in her goddamn lifeand as much as she wants to remain neutral and devious she can't because the pleasure has drained her of all other connectionsshe just feels totally connected to this fox in that momentso she screams
>>540856037you can't say that, what if he necks himself?
>>540856037it doesn't matterhe had aura and was something new
goodnight everyone goodnight sweet cauldron my precious bean
>>540856196goodnight i love you
>>540856196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6916kVhbEZw
>>540856196die
>>540855383>a troon chaser and a wet tory foidbro look at my right wing dawg, we never getting out of da hood
>>540856172With the way he used to sing bending towards the mic, his back must be in a right state.
>>540855612French cinema is like that as well appeals to queers and sophists. Anglo and German cinema is better.
>>540856007Just put them on a shelf Mr bond.
>>540856286the real champagne supernova was the spines we demolished along the way
>>540856274Singapore is the future. An authoritarian system to hold together a fractured society. The Michaela school for the entire country.
>>540856367Corr, can't wait to get my arse caned
>>540856367I go the way providence dictates with the assurance of a sleepwalker
>>540856367No thank you.
>>540856367UK is more authoritarian than Singapore nowalthough I volunteer to cane fit young women in public
>>540856556thank you for your proposed service
>>540856556Don't people get executed in Singapore for drugs?
>>540856677I have death to drug traffickers stamped in my old passport from a trip to sg in 2010. They talk big and are very strict but they're also corrupt af as bad as thai authorities
>Fire services stretched as residents still not homeThere's finally some action for them after the spread of fire retardant furniture and the absence of chip pans ruined their fun. And what do they do? They moan about it. You can't please anyone. I'm taking my disposable barbecues back to Home Bargains.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyjjvd4g0qo
>>540853962His suffering is over. He's in a better place.
One day soon everyone in this thread will be dead. Not one of us knows what that means. I don't know.
>>540856556Bad news: women are excluded from canings.
>>540856742Both countries are predominately muslim
>>540856821Fuck all tbqh
>>540856872Singapore's only like 1/6th Muslim, it's predominantly Chink
>>540855724It's the worst of the 3 honestly. The first one had such a great vibe about it. Now you're fighting fucking demons and shit. TWW1 seemed more grounded in reality.
>>540856872Retard
>>540856800I'm not surebecause i'm sure pedophiles suffer by being pedophiles but i don't think it grants them access to heaveni don't really believe in the heaven and hell concept to be honesti believe in eternal return, i think we live life on one track through our consciousness one time infinitely and we experience each moment infinitelyand we are born and die and can do nothing to change any of itwe're on consciousness tracks like trains and can only experience where the track takes us
>>540856989Sounds like jeet shit. Makes sense as most of britpol is full of hindu loving anti muslim posers
>>540856872sg is full of chinks and jeets
>>540856961>>540856982>drugrunner noncesKek
>>540857035what do you reckon death is
>>540855751Have another one lad.
>>540857076What?
In Singapore, they have a medical professional standing by during canings. Here they'd probably hire some Nigerian with a poor grasp of English to monitor proceedings while some pleb gets caned for stirring up hatred.
>>540856742You seen in Vietnam despite it being illegal, at every bar there's a QR code you can place orders for meth and MDMA and so on? Riveting stuff.
i think another thing can be true as well, that technology advances to the point that it resurrects you to your own idea of heavenand that the however many years between invention and eternal return is a blink of an eyeyou die and go to heaven in your own perceptionyet you've lived your life infinite times
Can you say nigger in singapore?
>>540854110I had an emergency alert from brit/pol/
>>5408572000 strikes for milk bottle, 2 strikes for spic, 6 strikes for nigger and 24 for kike.
>>540857200>Singapore Penal Code (Section 298 & 298A): Criminalizes deliberate acts that promote enmity, hatred, or ill will between different racial and religious groups, or actions prejudicial to the maintenance of racial harmony. Rubbish, cancelled my holiday, going Butlins instead
>>540857200yesthey have better freedom of speech than we do. unless you criticise the government. odd that, its like the reverse of the UK.
https://nitter.poast.org/milez199/status/2087254584980910461#m>Some white people hate Black people because of the colour of our skin, yet they have no problem wearing Black clothes, Black shoes, carrying Black bags, driving Black cars, and surrounding themselves with things associated with the colour they claim to dislike. The irony is incredible.#racistsdebunked
>>540857263Was it “what's for din dins?”
Hong Kong > Singapore
>>540854447fucking kek
>>540855383Am I supposed to know who these people are. This is why I hate the media.
>>540857335freedom of speech is worthless if your population is just sewing and wiring shit together
>>540857346Academics, please respond.
>>540857354>No raffles>no singapore sling >communist nah
>>540857263>>540857081Fuck off fucking idiot
>sea nonce hours
>>540857410just avoiding answering
>>540857418malding river nonce
>>540857373She's a blonde Tory I'd like to shag, and he's a schizo tranny fucker who thinks everyone is controlled opposition. There's really nothing more to it.
>>540857406British influence is still there prominently in the wealthy areas, Singapore felt like a temu knock off
>>540857459contemplative tributaries are more my speed
>>540857392I want to get Candace Owens to investigate those Chinese languages. I don't believe they're real. They're just making random noises.
>>540857434Fuck off hinpoo you literally eat cow shit
>>540857505Ok post height pope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqfUYtZ4mQk&t=237s
>>540857552>>540857035Based
>>540857551I used an app called anki to learn these charactersi spent several hours a day trying to make sense of these characterssometimes it make sense like 'birthday cake' kind of looks like birthday cake with candlesother times it makes zero sensehow did they come up with this shit
>>540857630both shitkins
>>540857552I wonder if Brown Britain choked on some cow shit. When was he last here?
>>540857552https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/up-begins-pilot-project-on-cow-urine-collection-samajwadi-party-makes-jibe-11897033>The Yogi Adityanath government in Uttar Pradesh has started a pilot project in Bulandshahr to collect cow urine from farmers. This is expected to boost farmers' income, be of help to women who can find an extra mode of earning by collecting cow urine and help maintain cows that no longer produce milk.>The cow urine collected is expected to be used as a raw material for agricultural purposes and it is hoped that it might come to replace chemical formulations. If the pilot project succeeds, a formal policy will be drawn up and the project will be rolled out across the state. >The opposition Samajwadi Party has taken a dig at the government over this decision, alleging that the BJP is orchestrating a scam to raise funds for the elections.
>>540856989Ok, suit yourself, his suffering will last forever
>>540857735his pleasure will also last forever
>>540857682>saaar we are same as Pakistanis saaarrrKys hinpoo
>>540856769>absence of chip pansYou fucking wot m8?
>>540857505Everything you see in the media is controlled opposition so I'm siding with the tranny guy.
>fat fuck argie kike sperging out again
>>540857706>cow urineSomeone could make a killing in Leicester.
>>540857822>chip pansThe fire service will give you a free deep fat fryer if you still use one.
it's not late enough and i'm flagging
>>540857857>>fat fuck argie kike sperging out again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLdlxXIqNHY
>>540857813nogenetically you're the samestop coping
i am sleeping outside tonight just because i think it's a cool thing to doi'll leave my gf a note so she knows i haven't topped myselfbut i'm away out
>>540857167>{thick Nigerian} eh.. if he dances wid de fyah in his eye, like de mad man, and yay wish to show him de mercy, then eh moost be given dey sjambok {thick Nigerian}
>>540857974>genetically we the the same saaarrr
>>540857196>QR code you can place orders for meth and MDMA100% defo a good idea to scan those and try buying some meth while there.
>>540857706>Manually collecting cow piss (?somehow?) to use it as fertiliser as opposed to just using all the piss humans produceGlobal #1 economy by 2029 bois. Incooooming.
>>540858153glad you agree
>>540858665>no uBraindead hinpoo
>>540858754
terrifying
>jnog doing the reply with jeet.jpg collection thing againclockwork
innabit ladsi've literally laid my bed and now i've got to sleep in it
>if I do a thing ans blame it on someone else that'll defo worktaxes pay for this
Britpol has really been mindbroken by brown people, like visiting a mental asylum these days.
Cauldron is going to wake up cold and wet, his face bitten to shit and with ticks in his testicles.
>>540859095missing both kidneys in a bath full of ice while lingling rejoices with her CCP masters and $100 per kidney. Enough for her to marry some random chang and start a family with a real man (he already knows this is the endgame, it's just his turn)
>>540858988Rest well.
>>540859003Mm.
>Foreigners infesting britpolFuck off
>"human" "intelligence" larping
>>540858915Where's a demonologist when you need one?
