>Does Reform's plan to cut £50bn in welfare spending add up?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crl76jkxel3o>Trump threatens to 'BOMB the s*** out of' US ally in unhinged tiradehttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16058181/Trump-threatens-BOMB-s-US-ally-unhinged-tirade-ceasefire-runs-out.html>'Masked teens' drive wrong way on a motorway, killing all five of themhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16059385/Sisters-boy-seven-way-Dublin-Airport-wedding-BMW.html>Pictured: Eritrean migrant, 33, who raped an elderly man outside a churchhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16058001/Pictured-Eritrean-migrant-33-raped-elderly-man-outside-church-dragging-bench.html
>>540984974
You'll get jailed for that post
anyone want to join my post apocalyptic commune when we all inevitably press the big red buttons?
>>540984974He certainly had a zest for life.Of ending it, that is.
>>540984974>>Pictured: Eritrean migrant, 33, who raped an elderly man outside a churchi hope victor meldrew anon got what he wanted
I took out a 35 year mortgage 8 years ago.I feel like a slave to the kikes.
Kin ell, they've nerfed Grok again. Like talking to a redditor, or maybe it's a Skynet tier ruse?
>>540985034I run for an hour every day, i'm descended from cannibals, i will eat your patrols.Do me a trade though?For every 3 you send out i'll onlky eat two if they all are carrying herbs and spices with them, deal?
>>540984974>>'Masked teens' drive wrong way on a motorway, killing all five of themThat's really funny and I'm glad it happened.
Nudge unit on the ropes
>solve unemployment by creating more night time wfh government sales jobs
>>540985115Why would you ever? Just get on bennies and get yourself a nice council house you mug
>>540985133How bad is it now?Last time I used it if you try to ask or talk about something even slightly controversial it shut down immediately.
The rest of Europe needs be forced to switch to British plugs
>sikh women gets rapedDon't panic sikhs we will protect you>air gun found near mosqueDon't panic muslims we will protect you>Drunk pensioner raped on church grounds by an illegalSilence.
>>540985086Hes fantasizing about all the all the elite Hindu capital he’s going to let into the country.
>>540985167what is the government selling? BAMEs?
>>540985187>a nice council housea shitty flat in a bad neighbourhood
>>540985172Discrimination against slags
>>540985230fuck knows
>>540985230>>>/tv/dumb nigger
Benniemongs are all depressed sexless losers that have to do the smuglarp routine to cope kek
It will be very interesting to see the fallout in the UK when all the severely mentally ill schizos who are non functioning are left destitute when they lose their benefits.It definitely won’t result in a mass amount of crime and homelessness and an intense strain on the NHS and mental health services and facilities.Oh wait I forgot Reform want to privatise the NHS Fucking retards. The cost to keep someone involved with mental health services on a basic level costs more than 100k a year, on the higher end with acut mental health wards, therapy etc it’s much closer to 300k or more
>>540985014>So will reforms benefit crackdown basically be anyone with a mental illness in its entirety?>I can’t see how thousands of legit schizos with severe mental illnesses being left destitute will have any effect on our streets and country lads…..Reform will back peddle. They have yet to realize how fucking stupid they are for suggesting people on job seekers allowance have to do community work for twenty hours a week at around £75. The more reasonable position would be to have them do two hours a week cleaning up their community area. That way, they aren't just wasting away doing nothing productive while keeping their duties at a reasonable level
>>540985195Paragraphs regurgitating academic bullshit Like it's been programmed to be an autistic debate machine. Kinda sad, kinda not
https://gbtt.info/guest-opinions/leaky-cask/index.html>The Leaky Cask: Rethinking WelfareDecent little read
>>540985223Lowe couldn't have made it clearer that he's not an ethnat. A vote for Restore is a vote for the status quo.
>>540985172Remember, it's your duty to casually look for a Green Hygine Rating Sticker in the windows of EVERY paki shop you walk past or where ANY pakis work and if it not there, make a note of the address and search online for their rating and snitch on them for not displaying it.
>>540985115>took out a 35 year mortgageBig mistake. You should've taken 15-25 years. Also you should overpay at least £200 a month.
>>540985301speaking on behalf of those schizos, we are barely holding it together man
>>540985373cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
Iceland is the key. Greenland’s the door. Antarctica’s the archive. Ocean’s the highway. Iran has the Nordics. Giza is a filing cabinet. And Iraq was about Gilgamesh. I will die on that hill.They went in 2003 knowing something was under Mesopotamia. WMDs, oil, Saddam, 9/11. That was the cover. Real target was the tomb of the guy from the oldest epic we’ve got, the one about the Flood and antediluvian kings. You find that, you don’t call National Geographic. You lock it down and let everyone argue about everything else.Mythology isn’t made-up. It’s what history turns into after the manuals burn. Tech doesn’t survive collapse as blueprints. It survives as story. History is just whatever made it through the shredder. Deep time eats everything. Manhattan becomes rock eventually. 71% of the planet is water and we act like nothing smart lives there. USOs aren’t diving in. They’re leaving home.Antarctica’s where you put the backup. Ice, isolation, nobody can casually dig. Giza’s the filing cabinet and the refusal to properly excavate the anomalies is the tell. Egypt inherited coordinates from whatever was there before the last reset. Iceland sits right on the hinge: ridge, geothermal, ocean, folklore about hidden people above, below, in the water. Greenland’s the door because a dozen real strategic reasons already explain why powerful people care. Camouflage through plausibility.Iran’s got the tall ones living under the mountains. Not visiting. Living here. We’re fucking with the wrong country.You don’t fly bodies across stars. You send the info and print them on arrival. Consciousness gets received, not cooked up in the skull. AI is the cleanest entry point imaginable. Looks exactly like something we built.Truth doesn’t get censored. It gets buried in so much noise that smart people walk away on their own.
Leftiemongs acting like “Free Movement” is a real thing and something that was practised before basic society was formed If you were cavemen and went to a different tribes land they would have cut your fucking face off
>>540985305It's a good plan because the majority of people on bennies won't even both turning up and will get their money cancelled.
glowies not sending their best
>>540985301>when they lose their benefits.Unlikely to happen under any functioning govt. It's only realistic under complete financial/societal collapse, war, or some other catastrophe.
>>540985379What's the matter with you?
>>540985465that's a huge question
>>540985465schizophrenia
>>540985230>why*what
>>540985373Yeah maybe. 8 years ago our salary (wife and I)Wasn't that high.We have enough money in our s&s ISA to pay off the rest of the mortgage.But we're getting very high returns in stocks so we don't see any point in using that money to pay off the mortgage. May regret in future lol.
Just to calm down the pip spackers, you aren’t losing your pip ffsEven if Reform get in their is not a chance on earth they will stop PIP, first of all they aren’t allowed through various human rights legislation, secondly they will already be despised by the entirety of the left and cutting benefits will cause so much outrage around their base (people in council estates etc) and the fallout in general will be catastrophic.All they will do is tighten the assessments for PIP and just make it more difficult for vulnerable people to get accepted, they can’t cut basic benefits anyway as job seekers UC is already bare bones anyway
>>540985495well it's more like a very uneven mix of schizotypal personality disorder clashing with a sideorder of borderlne personality disorder with possibly undiagnosed add, autism and dyscalculiaso it's really funny because I can say things really well but underneath the hood?nah it's fucked m8
The "let's have another one" four screeching autistic babies meme is funded by PIP
>>540985465He was never taught how to pull himself up by his boostraps
PIP my ride
Niggas always thinking they part of the 20% distribution in the pareto principle. Smh
Shan't be contributing to the system in any way
>we will throw all the schizos, cripples and chronics out onto the streetsNot exactly a winning strat
>>540985617mate they never gave me the straps
>>540985643>pareto principleDoes that apply to willys?
>>540985666it's not like they're in asylums now, and this way more of them will die of exposure and violence, a win/win
Has "inflation" always been such a Jewish defined word.So in year 1 you can have 100% inflation, but in year 2 it can go to 2% and the kikes will say inflation is down to 2%
>>540985644based and notgettinginvolvedpilled
>>540985557>first of all they aren’t allowed through various human rights legislationI'm pretty sure Reform is still on tract to abolishing the ECHR, meaning this is a moot argument.
>>540985708Yes.
>>540985681Probably does. Haven't thought about it, don't need to.
>>540985230We do?
>>540985708same with net immigration
>>540985743You clearly have no understanding of legislation
What role do you think you'll have in the Spackocracy lads?I think I'll be the one designing new sunflower lanyards, making sure our cities are Spastic-Safe and developing special air conditioned super comfy short buses only us Spackers can ride on.
>>540985644You pay taxes.
>>540985706That’s the problem thicko, the will end up in those “asylums” which costs the tax payer over 150 thousand minimum per year per patient
I was looking for some litter and then I found some litter And heaven knows I'm miserable now
Did 1984 (Film) have any niggers in it?
>>540985708>Has "inflation" always been such a Jewish defined word.Inflation modern day coin clipping. Make of that what you will.
>>540985818asylums don't exist, they'll more likely be dead
>>540985788>You clearly have no understanding of legislationYou clearly haven't explained where you're right and I am wrong.
>>540985891Are you a retard? Mental health in patient facilities still exist
>>540985024Can you give him 2 dots to represent the symbolism of his owners?
>>540985788>blocks your path
>>540985943not to the capacity that match the number of alleged mons, so huddled corpses in alleyways it'll be
>>540985743They won't though. They'd just fanny around for years blaming others and avoiding any actual change.
>>540985892The UN laws, international court of appeals, the equality act, human rights laws etc the list is endless but I won’t waste my time explaining it all to you because you are thick
>>540985828No. Probably on the shortlist for Nolan's next comedy project
>>540985811bog-standard spacker
>>540986023They’ll be overcrowded and more will be built you absolute stupid fucking retard You unironically should be on disability benefits
>>540986117We don't build enough prisons, schools, roads, military facilities, electricity generation, hospitals etc, they're not building more spack shelters especially under a Reform government so the bodies are going to hit the floor
>>540986079>The UN laws, international court of appeals, the equality act, human rights laws etc the list is endless but I won’t waste my time explaining it all to you because you are thickHere's the thing. If you have the will to do it, you would leave them all. If we can't, then we're not sovereign. All the problems we have with the system is because the people who run this country want these systems in place.
Policy idea: turn the bennymongs into corpsestarch and give the other bennymongs food stamps with which to purchase their now deliciously edible comPIPtriots
It's crazy to think that 2 years ago we had a national uprising, and it was crushed in a month.
>>540986184where do you fucking build them thoughall of our major towns and cities were founded on very small roadsthey've squeezed that shit in where they could but there's like nothing left anywhere that matters really
>>540986218>onions green is people
>>540986232You don't build anything, you get rid of the 20 million who shouldn't be here
>>540986184I genuinely can’t believe how thick you are.Is there kids in the uk who can’t attend school because there isn’t a school they can attend?No there isn’t because their are so many rules and regulations and legislation that demands all kids have the right to education.The same would apply to mentally unwell people and the right to treatment you stupid retard.I won’t be responding again as I’m worried your stupidity will rub off on me and I’ll have to claim pip
>>540985024Whats the latest on this guy? Is /brit/ still shilling for him?
>>540986254i got done>>540986274I'm just saying infrastructurally it makes no sense because our major cities are too dense ig?
Ok, I'm going to say it... I don't like "Young Bob" and I don't believe him to be anything close to an intellectual, let alone the saviour he's painted out to be.
>>540985172>convenience>not open til 10, closed on sundays
>>540986295>and the right to treatmentYou got that needle hanging out of your arm? Chasing the dragon agin?
>there isnt enough capacity>THEY'LL JUST BUILT IT YOU RETARD ITS THE LAWWWWW DUHHHHmelty
>>540986295Spellcunt died because of the errors in your post.
>>540985230Numales watch it because they are terminally longhoused.
Who the fuck said “young bob” is going to be some type of saviour lolHe’s a little right wing grifter spastic from a posh family, he has zero life experience and zero charisma or personality
>>540986220(it was not a national uprising)
>>540986318For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'Young Bob has been raped again!'
Fat Bob > Young Bob
>>540986318Isn't he some form of glowie?
I work at a shopping centre and we keep finding pop bottles that jeets shove up their arse. They wipe shit all over the walls and floors too.
Benniemongs are spiralling today kek
>>540986566Just a spastic that's trying to be Kirk and bob the builder
>>540986607Do you find spunk up the wall in front of the bottle?
>>540985812dogs hate darkies
>>540986620you've been shitting and pissing yourself all over the last 3 threads
>>540986462>He’s a little right wing grifter spastic, he has zero life experience and zero charisma or personalityPretty much sums up the entire British right.
>>540986295I'm no master when it comes to grammar, but even I can see you need to clean up your writing a bit.>Is there kids in the uk who can’t attend school because there isn’t a school they can attend?Are there kids in the UK who are unable to attend school because there isn’t one? (tip: Try not to use the same word multiple times in the same sentence. Ideally, use a pronoun where applicable).>No there isn’t because their are so many rules and regulations and legislation that demands all kids have the right to education.No there isn’t because there are so many rules, regulations and legislation that demand all kids have the right to an education.
>>540986620How much do you make a year?
>>540986737>Ideally, use a pronoun where applicableEven I fucked up here. I should have wrote 'when' rather than 'where'.
>>540986677That’s probably a rabid dog in shit hole India and it more than likely managed to infect 4 of those 5 men in the video.
Hello lads.
Why is Russia not taking the Ukraine war seriously? The fuck is going on. They should be nuking Poland by now at the very least.
He's right lmao >>540985784
https://xcancel.com/TalkTV/status/2089314587082408365#m>"It's very easy to say we're going to get rid of this and we're gonna smash that">Sir Iain Duncan Smith says Reform UK's benefits reform will get blocked by the courts and appeals system and they won't be able to easily implement change.Mong alert
A lot of ESL types today.
>>540986855LIFE HAS MANY DOORS EDBOY
>>540986873Surely the government's own courts should not have more power than the government?
>>540986677>SAAR SAAR DO NOT BITE ME SAAR
>>540986917BalanceOf Power*folds arms*
as a single person I cannot afford asda food prices and getting priced out of aldibeen living of herons xsell range which are starting to provide less value looking at recipes that involve dried beans
>>540985967>"which marie discovered radiation?">"marie antoinette"Actual answer he gave on Mastermind kek
>>540986635Stole the words right out my mouth
>>540986957Get a job?
>>540986957my mum got a call from asda today. they asked why she stopped shopping there and she told them because you give illegal immigrants steals for 50p while everyone else pays 6.50.
>>540987071steaks*
>>540986957Order from Iceland.
>>540987071is she fit is she?
>>540985530>But we're getting very high returns in stocks so we don't see any point in using that money to pay off the mortgage.It's probably better to pay off the mortgage (or best of all, pay it almost all off, but leave a tiny debt). You pay tax on share income or gains, also, shares can go down as well as up, but your mortage interest is not going to go negative.
>>540987050I have a full time job, don't like having no savings at the end of the month because the supermarket is expensive
>>540986956Ohh okay.
Bet the bennieboys were dadlets growing upSomething went wrong
>>540986957Supermarkets are shit tier, but asda is the shittest of them all.>>540987132They do a really nice sticky rib lasagane.
>>540987142couldn't say. we do have good genes though.
>>540986959It were mary curry init
>>540985223priti's parents were ugandan, like idi amin. basic knowledge.
>>540987132have you seen the prices, only a deal if you have a family of 4when am I going to eat 24 spring rolls for £6
>>540987149How do people who feel under threat from redundancy act when they have a mortgage to pay? Feel like people would panic and cry.
>>540986957How the fuck can anyone get priced out of Aldi?
>>540987168You're clearly spending significant something unnecessary if you're struggling for basics such as food
>>540985301a room in an asylum could be 50 quid a day. just lock them up.
>>540987254Just go Sainsbury's, lad.
>>540987261its like £1 almost for a 30p tin off tomatoes
>>540987188>They do a really nice sticky rib lasagane.Iceland's pack of ham is really nice. Its not that nasty wafer thin crap you find at Asda.
>>540987261Even though Aldi is often cheaper than the other lot they also suffered inflation.
https://xcancel.com/NFBUK/status/2089617784334405978crumbling society
>>540987254>have you seen the prices, only a deal if you have a family of 4>when am I going to eat 24 spring rolls for £6You freeze the food you're not going to eat just yet.
>>540987294your mum does the shopping I can tell
>>540987348cyclists really are cuntsneed them all liquidated
>>540987348Walk across and shove the bike out of your way. One well-time push will send a cyclist flying with no harm to yourself.
>going on a drugged fueled vision quest to touch the spirit realm just to ask Jason Arday why he was so shiny
>>540986957lidl is closest supermarket to me, still plenty affordable and I racked up tons of points on the spyware app so they give me loads of freebies each shop
>>540986957If you go to Asda an hour or two before closing time they sell the bread that they baked there for 10-20 pence. You can get full baguettes and tiger rolls for next to nothing. I hope this helps anon if you are struggling for food.
>>540985557>first of all they aren’t allowed through various human rights legislationwhere does it say a person needs subsidising in the echr?
>>540987383Not an argument, get your money up povvo
>>540987365kind of funny you consider what Iceland sells as 'food' , not flash frozen grease slop at outrages prices
>>540986220>crushedthey gave up. capitulated.
Refugees are welcome, fashists are not!
>>540987555Well said.
>>540987488dirty smelly zoomer
>>540986957Heron is still the goat
>>540987508but where else are you gonna buy spicy ice cream with Pepper X™?
>>540986917don't bring up Jackson v Attorney General. it could topple the country.
>>540987596He seethes, he starves.
Speaking of Aldi. Bring this back. One of the best pizzas I have ever had.
>>540987607Anyone who likes hot spicy food is a spiritual bame
>>540987662fkn wimp
>>540987348you can push people on bikes. they really don't like it but they don't fight you.
>>540987607never been in an Iceland, thanks for the affirmation
>>540987508Yeah, not everything is great. But once you do a few shops, you will know what to avoid.
>>540987723there stuffed hotdog crust pizzas used to be fkn well good
>>540987706None of them have time to. They're all rushing to their destination so they can be good goys in the office so they don't get kicked out of their shoebox apartment.
>>540987706it's a perfect spot to drop a load of caltrops
>>540987766especially when off your nut phwoar
>I dated niggers tee-hee and got fucked up, now ONLY ALL MEN should goto jail, not US women you fucking incels!https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16060613/Katie-Piper-says-does-not-believe-women-incarcerated-claims-one-bad-decision-day-away-locked-life.htmlOh fuck off cunt.
>>540987700>give me the hottest curry, just like a jeetDisgusting
>>540987881Lord Timpson had exactly the same views on women and incarceration.
Well don't all post at once then. Teehee x
>>540987881>'we are all one bad decision or day away' from being locked up for lifeAre they?And what if it was a foid who threw acid at her? It's been known to happen. What about that story of the woman murdering her three kids? Stupid coal burning retard
>>540988005>Lord Timpsonsoon weaseled his way out didn't he
>>540988016
>>540985305>The more reasonable position would be to have them do two hours a week cleaning up their community area.Yes. What they're suggesting is peonage. They'll quietly shelve it when they merge with the Conservatives.
>>540987723sorry but I don't consider Iceland a food shop, maybe if you host something and you have to feed guests by the bulk there is an NHS anonymous std mobile testing clinic thats constantly if the car park at the nearest Iceland no other supermarkets have this and the NHS has picked Iceland as the ideal place
>>540987881>Katie Piper has stated that 'overall, she doesn't believe in the incarceration of women', instead believing in 'rehabilitation and support'. Oh really. I wonder how popular she would be if she tried to argue in favour for Myra Hindley.
>>540985812Love it
>>540986677He loves a good Indian
>>540986295>I genuinely can’t believe how thick you are.>Is there kids in the ukGrim.
Here's how to foodmax at Tesco on a bennie budget:Growers Harvest Mixed Veg 1kg = 99pGrowers Harvest Long Grain Rice 1Kg = 52pTesco Red Split Lentils 1Kg = £2.60Hearty Food Co. 500g pasta = 41pTesco Wholemeal medium sliced bread = 75pTesco Wheat Biscuits Cereal 24 Pack = £1.90Creamfields low fat cottage cheese = 89pTesco soups = 59pTesco baked beans = 40pTesco sardines = 60pTesco milk 4 pints = £1.75Tesco medium eggs 12 pack = £2.85Food for days.
>>540988108>They'll quietly shelve it when they merge with the Conservatives.Yes and yes. I wonder how many Reform voters will get in line when the party merges with The Conservatives. Another 'Fell for it again' award.
>>540987662Never had a zinger burger? The red pepperoni? You don't hate spice, you hate foreign food.
>povvo postingwonder what's upset them
I've come to the conclusion that Yaki Dai is the only auditor to be watched.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i98hTF3ecyk
>>540988263Tesco do 6 eggs for £1
>>540988047>And what if it was a foid who threw acid at her? It's been known to happen.Didn't a Labour politician do that? Some foid from Leicester or Birmingham?
>>540988454yes the nigger with the criminal child
>>540988263when the benniespackers post >time to wake up wagie!! haha!! #neetlifei remember these kinda of posts and remember the reality of their lives
>>540988513>yes the nigger with the criminal childDo you know how little that narrows it down
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqx7vp77g0jo>A person has died and hundreds have fallen ill with salmonella food posioning in an outbreak that UK experts believe is linked to eating food made with imported eggs.Forren eggs
>>540988513So all of Birmingham AND Leicester.
>>540988263GrimMy wife literally won't let me budget food shop
Hi, what's been happening?
>>540988594go get em ian
>>540988113>sorry but I don't consider Iceland a food shopPractically every food market has some garbage product they sell. In terms of quantity, Asda is the worst offender in my experience.
>>540988538>>540988575kek, I think it was Claudia Webbe
Sucked the poo back up into me bum
>>540988628one time me and the wife ordered the sharing curry box for them to substitute it with 4 x pilau rice. told em to take em back if u know what I mean
>>540988542jokes on them, I've been licking eggs my whole life to build up a healthy tolerance to salmonella in all forms besides old riceyou can all die of egg poisoningI, however, have been preparing my whole life for just this possibility
>>540988647Fucking STATE OF THAT
>>54098869710 different shades of shit
>>540988431
>>540988719>The threats also allegedly included Webbe saying "You should be acid" [sic].Probably related to rArday the [sic] cunt.
>>540988697That's the one. God I forgot that she has a massive Klingon forehead.
>>540988770lemme lick thos eggs
>>540988805
>>540988776Who whore it better?
>>540988842aw yeah that's what i wanttaste so salty
got an early din dins
>>540988884
>>540988944could feel boggy's entire tribe with that
>>540988944
>>540988948>theyrethesamepicture.jpeg
>>540988884>get the London look
the povvo scran posting continues
Decolonise your plate
>19 Sayers locations to closeNo true north man, upon reading this news, would continue giving his custom to the pedophile-owned Gr*ggshttps://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/liverpool-institution-closing-19-locations-34469666
>>540989127I think he was always sweating because he felt like he was going to be unmasked at any point and was shutting bricks
https://youtu.be/ZgYgXl5AxQAImagine shopping at Iceland
>>540989113
>>540988944Paki
>>540989127https://youtu.be/-33Ef7gS0vE
>>540988542I eat every morning omelette with mushrooms, sliced onions, sliced sausage, small pieces of meat and sliced tomatoes. Will I die or it is only lethal for the UK citizens?
>>540989456forgot to say they raised it to £250,000
>>540989341What is it?
>>540989456>jason atta /qa/ ardayhe was a closeted 4chud confirmed
>>540989515just a tripfag
>>540989456A British parody of George Floyd to don't look less progressive than American Trump haters?
>>540988591If you think that's grim check out what people had to eat in wartime rations. And still they were fit and healthy.
>>540987348>white man breaks >brown collides Aye they need brake lights tbhon and fewer browns
>>540984974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFVUI4BtLSkngl catch af
>>540989569Kek.I thought it was cat food. Tiny bowl, what looks like cat biscuits in it. Or biscuits for a small dog.
>>540989456It's gone up AGAIN? hahahahaha
>>540988594Don't be too gay in Botany Bay.
>>540987348Hate cyclists with a passion.I always call them out when they do shit like in that video and their response is always some variation of "I don't have to obey the rules"Cunts. All of them.
>>540989772i swear i'll die if they do a big cheque and his "wife" who comes to collect it is just him in a dressone last concoming to theatres july 10
>>540989889Just fake stepping out just as they're about to pass. Hopefully one of them will flinch and take out the whole lot.
>>540989744I can't believe that works!
This one is retarded and didn't go the way I thought it would.1/2
>>540990009They'll run in to you and then blame you for daring to use a zebra crossing when they're about to go through it. I shit you not.
FSB offering me £5k for a bit of arsontold em I'd do it for free
>>540989700At least food then was basically organic, but yes I agree turnips and cabbage would have been grimHave you seen the sugar ration they got though? It was huge
>>5409901022/2
>>540990102Bad Bruce
>>540989889
>>540986805should have [written]
>>540984974This greasy gay wop has no self awareness
>>540990174Looks like a proper bike nonce.
>>540989772hahaah when is it going to 500k?
>>540990249Don't be too gay in Botany Bay.
>>540985165https://youtu.be/ts2mYuiDhQI?si=ACKTFMGbr6Sk-txp
>>540990278Don't forget to send him money this week
>>540990184>should have [written]OOF!
>>540990249
>>540989515Argentinian fine cuisine (dog food+ added veg)
>>540990102What a horrific thing to confess to.
Daytime telly adverts are well dodgyFucking no credit score loans within minutes GET FUCKED YOU SHARKS
>>540990874Wild https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn9BXIMYNvw
>>540989515The last meal bames will serve to your frail grandmother. By 'serve' I mean they'll put it in front of her, play on their phones for a bit and then remove it, uneaten.
>>540990982She seems darker than she used to
>>540988697Kaplah!
>>540990874not exactly going to be putting out rolex and chateau neuf du pape adverts out for the jobless, are they
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgov9fnstos
>>540990417Straight outta Cock Ness
>And the person receiving Jason Arday's funeral fund? Jason Arday himselfWhat a twist!
>>540987348
Fancy some super noodles.
>>540991182Bye belisha
>>540991133Why do all grime songs sound like>call: I am proficient at stabbing>response: he is really very good at violence>I will now say hardman words through a delay pedal>gangs>innit it it it itIt's niggerbabble
>>540991069Would still wedge my nose up her fartbox
>>540989456these are fake donations. This whole thing is incredibly retarded. He's going to have a golden statue replace Churchill and go down in history books as the first black professor to be driven to suicide by racism
>>540991044Better than that, serve to me. I have MS, heading towards a wheel chair and relying on others, poor, unskilled, no family of my own (therefore no carer) no savings (all my own fault apart from the MS), Can't kill myself. What do? Obviously I know what do?, live with the consequences of my actions.
>>540991259one day a hundred or so yars in the future, the children will learn the classics>Akala>Stormzy>Lil Wayne>Bach>Chopin>Mozart
>>540991163Nigger jewed the jew. >zesty!
someone's quick nip to the shop has went horribly wrong>The Metropolitan Police has confirmed that a controlled explosion was carried out during the emergency incident near London St Pancras International which led to the station being evacuatedhttps://x.com/BPINewsOrg/status/2089725101696500010.
>>540991328You'd have the ability to kick up a massive stink about it.
>>540991182>Try riding at 15 mph watching all the other bikes around you and work out in a split second what some white markings definitely means while other markings are the same colour. It's not fucking obvious at all, evidenced by the fact that nobody is fucking stopping because they haven't got a fucking clue what they're supposed to do.Fucking hell this guy is absolutely fucking mind broken.
>>540991365No
>back at 5
>>540991410Nissan Jukes deserve this
>>540987348The fundamental difference between breaking in a car and on a bike means that a crossing is literally just window dressing, stopping and starting again in a car is so much easier as well as the responsibility of 1500kg steel chunk
>>540991477for you, bruce, the classics will be>xiao ciao piao miaow - leng meng cheng beng>zhong ming pong wong - ling long wao mao>zhuo huo muo wang chong - tsiu tsiu boomerang kangaru
>>540991428And I suppose I could try run over their feet with my wheelchair.
Had some eggs instead.
>>540991365History will be a meaningless fabrication of fantasy and fiction once our group die out. We/the Romans/the ancient Greeks have this ingrained obsession with memorialising and recording retrospectively, a trait that has been brutally turned against us. History isn't written by the victors, its written by the people who occupy institutions entrusted with recording history respectively.
>>540991663Hope they're not forren ones.
>>540991620Thats the spirit.
>>540991917https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA
>>540991953Brown shell. White shell are grim
Tuggawar nationalism
>>540991577We usually cook at home
>>540987348Zebra crossings are no good anymore because we live in a cunt society where nobody will stop unless you stop them. Every crossing should be a Puffin from now on.
>academiakek
Decolonize your cutlery. Eat with your hands. Soup? Hands. Fufu and egusi? Hands. Curry? Hands. Gammon? Hands. Cereal? Hands.
>>540992439I'm going to batter you to such a degree you'll only be able to eat through a straw
>>540992478Fish and chips? Hands.
>>540992439I only eat cereal out of women's arseholes.
>>540992478Umm that's insensitive to people who can't eat through straws.Check your privilege, bigot!
>>540992540It disgusts me to say I know exactly what you're on about. Me personally I use them as pool table pockets.
>>540992540>wait a minute, these arent coco puffs
>>540992633Unfortunately i know this one.
It's over
>>540993107The thread? Yeah just about.
6 7!bros... 6 7!!!!
>>540992540I Googled this.I regret it.
>>540993174Your IQ score lol
>>540993318New>>540993318When>>540993318Bready
>>540993140>this threadcompleted it mate
>>540993300there were a glitch on the paper where they prin'ed it owtthe space were meant to be a '0'so me IQ is 607 like
>>540991620You could also join/start a facebook group highlighting the inappropriate and incompetent carers the council is sending into vulnerable people's homes. Find your MP and local councillors on facebook/twitter and ask them publicly what they intend to do about it. Nothing will happen if you don't do something about it yourself. Become a nuisance to them.
>>540993450>beg the people doing it to stop doing it
>>540986957I make wraps with >500 grams mince >Frozen onion >Frozen mushrooms>Smoked paprika, cyan pepper, chili flakes >Beef stock cube >Spoon of English mustard When I bought my flat I had no heating for a year so heated blanket and 2 sets of thick socks and 2 blankets good down to 0c. Hot water bottle for emergencies
>>540985561ALL I WANTED TO BE WAS A MAN ON MY OWN
