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>The mystery of why so many black Britons still can't swimhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx27vxkpdz1o>Florence Freeman, BBC News, formerly Daily Mirror (don't look up her photo, her nose is horrible, the future is black)>As a black woman>why can't I swim? it's cos I iz blak>wyte peepo swim good but blak can't, is racis>is sun racis? Dry weather more blak drown! Is racis!>is because in america dey had racis 60 year ago? Yes, dat mean Britain racis, I even talk to blak, she say swim coach use racial slur!!! Cos she iz blak!>is because classism? Yes, but wyte poor swim more than blak poor, wtf dat racis>is because parents no swim? Yes across all race, but blak parents no swim because Britain racis>is because my hair blak? Yes, swim cap no work on de afro, even when in photo you see me wear one no problem, why? Why wyte peepo do dis? Is because racis>blak good swimmer, just look at blak histry and africa today, many divers (in specifically the west coast), even family immigrate from there swim and teach children swim, therefore I should swimmer be, but no? Whai? I iz blak!>only 1% of competitive swimma blak, compared to 4% population, why? Is racis, will reinforce negative stereotypes!!! (we'll ignore how olympic runners reinforce stereotypes if you look at their ethnicity for two seconds, and we won't rest until all sportsmen and women are not white)Essentially state funded programs have gotten 6/10 Gen Z blacks to swim (national average 8/10, Britons are pulling up the average). The best result yet. Black females in total are actually why the statistics are so low for them.I'm surprised she didn't mention the intersectionality of being female.The eternal question is always left unanswered, if blacks feel so victimised by white society, and consider here the same as KKK america, why not leave and go to their beloved african countries? Oh right, the handouts.
Reposting:>Kemi Badenoch has appointed Andrew Griffith as her new Shadow Chancellorahahahahahahahahahe's fucking dogshit
>>541746207Indians are worse than blacks and there are way more Indians here
Wish pic rel was me ffs>>541746097
Nigel’s getting worried. Get in the fucking van!
Ever feel a bit weirded out when you're watching something and someone has the same name as you? Even weirder when you come across them irlLike fuuuuck you for having the same name.
The only immigrants we should've let in were the Windrush Carribbeans. They're already partially white (approximately 25%) and are bleached by the 3rd generation
Apparently theres an ethnic group in africa called the grebo lmao
>>541746330Men can't get pregnant.
>>541746377Yeaaaa. Weally Whacky lad!!!!
>>541746284>Griffith was admitted as a freeman of the City of London on 3 September 2024 in recognition of his contribution to the UK's financial services sector.[37]
>>541746439Fwanks wad. UwU
Let there be light!
hostel nonce has been pimped out in the hostel and sucks off other hostel nonces for prison favours. He also grasses on everyone, cos he's a grass
>>541746304I think we all wish to swim without a pu in the water.
>>541746345This is NEVER going to happen, you must be fucking retarded if you think it will.
>>541746345>draftThe English language is dead.
Fucking olive quaffing seethemeisters giving me shit for a cheesy omelette delight on a bank holiday Monday....
>>541746501Your mum wished she hadn't give birth to you though lad.She didn't even want to see you when she was taking her last dying breathes.That's fucked. Everyone you've ever known has swerved you in the end.
>>541746579prefer a bottle me
>>541746345a lot of people will just go along with it until the second they are handed a loaded gun, then they’ll just shoot the nearest officer then themselves, and that is still many times preferable to what’s waiting for you on the modern battlefield
>>541746692>a lot of people will just go along with it until the second they are handed a loaded gun, then they’ll just shoot the nearest officer then themselvesI'm so glad this idea is catching on
>>541746112>Barely a bucket of tiddly olivesCalls it a farm. I've seen bigger dingleberries on me arse.
>541746304>541746383Dogshit bait
>>541746345Lets all discuss how to creating a bigger armyLOL
>>541746330Needs more ginger women.
>>541746790That's cause you're full of shit mate.
>>541746692In any draft that happens I'll be be medically exempt. It makes me sad I'll never get to frag an officer.
>>541746692>murder-suicide of a McDonalds worker and managerWhat a country.
>>541746851>Lets all discuss how to creating a bigger armyplz do be redeeming the armys saar
>>541746865Let me guess, you irrigate your colon so you can enjoy olive oil with your bf....
DO NOT USE JEET FOOD OR INGREDIENTSThrow away your:>Garlic>Ginger>black Pepper>Tumeric>cardomonALL INVENTED BY JEETS. ALL SHITSKIN FOODSBIN EMCUT OFF THE JEET TUMOR
>>541746870I'll frag one for you fella.
>>541746933ta, lad
>>541746932At least he died with a smile on his face
>>541746927Go polish your lamps.
>>541746992
>>541746864Leave it
>>541746624fuck all wrong with a cheesy omelette lad, stick it to them
>anon: anyone who eats olives is a poofta>frenchflag: i eat lots of olives
>>541746932Gets reincarnated as a pajeet.Fuuuuuuck
>>541746692You won't get your hands on a weapon until you're in a trench with the officers giving commands over the radio, with jewish squadrons behind you ready to shoot if you retreat.How do you think the Ukrainians are doing it.The best thing to do is to bite the faces of the press gang or gouge their eyes out, if conscription starts then you start carrying a knife and guy any faggot that tries to snatch you.It's not happening anyway so it ok.
>>541747062there are 41 mentions of the word "olive" in the last threadolives, it turns out, are as bad for this general as mentioning Seinfeldeven worse, possibly
>>541747040WON'T.
>>541747140weird innit, how all the luvvies are in total support of this shit happening in Ukraine
>>541747062frenchflag is a pedo discorder that j-nog shares CP with
>>541746749I can seriously see the problem becoming so prolific that you will do your training with laser tag type weapons, actual real live ammo will only be dropped to you via drone when you are near whatever position you are meant to be assaulting
>>541747167I SAID leave it!
>>541747219pffftyeah probably man fucking hellthis world is fake and fucking gay
>>541746526>I think we all wish to swim without a pu in the water.Hey!What did Apu ever do to you?
>>541746932How can you invent a garlic?
>>541746345brown
We need to DeJeetify this country
>>541747219What's dropping them?
>>541747396>>541747396powerful & dark magics, the kind that God expressly forbids
>>541747396He's doing a gimmick
>>541747396HOW DO YOU THINK FOOD CROPS ARE BREEDED? STUPID FUCKING JEET
>>541747219In Ukraine/Russia they have "donkeys", where they load up some conscript with as much ammo and supplies as he can physically carry then send him towards the front line, the idea being when he dies his body serves as a sorry of resupply station.I imagine what you're suggesting is already happening, I know for a fact "blocking troops" already exist.
>>541747062I am in Blighty, except when I'm in the garden - then I'm in France again.Hard to get good olives in UK.
>>541747447I wasn't sure, but it looks like a group run into 3 guys who start shooting them.
>>541746932Jeet derangement syndrome.
>>541747497Why not use a literal donkey instead? All these stories seems so morbid to be scarcely believable
>>541747490>breededESL moment.
>>541747497whoa crazy. post ukrainian "donkeys"
>>541746887i cantthese are the fuckers saying the country has problems and the solution is destroying ukraine
Any crop breeders in?
>>541747489Sometimes I can't tell. This board is full of weird shit focused around jeets.Saw someone say that being against circumcision is a jeet psyop the other day.
Is all this seethe because people have been day drinking and realise they have work tomorrow? On that note, having a beer.
>>541747606*crop dusts you*
>>541747557I suppose it's part of the gimmick
>>541747502Your family must be as boring as you are if you still find the time to spend all day posting here you absolute mug.
Tbh. I've seen a few ads lately, more than i usually would about recruitment for the forces.
>>541747557>>541747548Good evening SAAARS
>>541747635I'm not drinking and tomorrow I will be potting out my string of pearls cuttings, posting a lamp I have already packed and packing my bag for a trip to Berlin. Let the wagies live in the real world.
>>541747553Because it's not going to willingly walk towards the front line? Maybe they've been eaten already or are actually more useful moving supplies around the rear, I imagine the donkeys are the "worst" of the conscripts, the reluctant and the disobedient, the otherwise useless.
>>541747606I got banned from all the nearby farms after spunking on the fields :(
If you eat like a jeet you'll end up like a jeet
>>541747741Why would it not? Pack animals have been used in combat since forever
>>541747623It changes every other week, still meet focused.
>>541747783Eat asparagus. Take zinc and magnesium. You'll be able to spunk less local.
>>541747396Same way israel invented fish n chips or the full English or the potato.
>>541747846>still meet focusedbrit/pol/ meetup?
>>541747813The enemy could just let it come forward then take the supplies? Maybe there are more useless conscripts than donkeys, maybe an actual donkey is more useful than 50 year old alcoholic slav?
>>541747846I wonder if they think we won't notice
>>541747853>artillery spunking Going to have to become self propelled otherwise I'll get counter drone striked (struck? stroked?!)
>>541747893timmy's funeral is the only one I'd consider showing up for
>>541747553>All these stories seems so morbid to be scarcely believableWith how low Ukraine's population is and how seemingly easy it is to jump ship, these grimderp tactics befitting a 40K guard codex would lose them the war and their future as anything but an expat community.
>>541747893Jeet. Autocorrects a wanker.>>541747918Don't think he cares, quite frankly.
>>541747955he was right about everything
>>541747997brit/pol/ jeetup?
>>541747623>>541747846>>541747997
>>541747680Attention whoreFilt...
>>541747978tbf I think most of these stories are ascribed to the Russians, while Ukraine is presented as running a relatively soldier bereft but high tech point defence drone network, but again it just comes off as atrocity propaganda or as excuse why they're still winning
>>541747447>>541747547their own men, blocking troops
The racist loses again
>>541746207>The eternal question is always left unanswered, if blacks feel so victimised by white society, and consider here the same as KKK america, why not leave and go to their beloved african countries? Oh right, the handouts.This lol. I got sick of even just hate-reading The Guardian and their race-baiting articles because eventually the way that they avoid coming to some very obvious conclusions just irritated me too much.The articles that they churn out are constantly telling us that virtually everything about white people is racist; everything we say, and do, and don't say, and don't do. Environmental racism, structural racism, systemic racism. Everything. The media is racist, the police, the justice system, the health system, the education system. Everything. Nothing that has been done to 'challenge racism' has ever done enough to make them happy, nad they frequently essentially acknowledge that it will never really be over because what they consider to be racism is so intrinsic to white people, and just human nature.What's the obvious conclusion other than that blacks shouldn't live with us? The left will seethe at this and say that people who come to this conclusion have been radicalised by the far right or some such bollocks, but I came to that conclusion myself pretty much 90% from reading leftist outlets.None of the skintellectuals and blackademics and 'racism experts' like Kehinde Andrews or 'Dr' Shola Nog-Ngubu or whatever the fuck she's called will ever do what should be the logical thing and fucking leave here to escape our racism. They're full of shit - and parasites. Like you said, the handouts is what keep them here.
>>541746692Something to note about Ukrainians and Russians is that these people are exactly like you. They watch the same movies as you, same games as you, same humour as you, same extremist positions as you, same religion as you. You are the people fighting in Ukraine. But you are also correct. Ukraine is a national liberation struggle. In the future I cannot imagine anyone would want to fight for this shithole country unless the enemy had positions in England, which isn't going to happen. If they sent people to fight Russia or whatever, the amount of blue on blue incidents would be like nothing seen before. Vietnam on steroids.
>>541748029P00m4ns legacy will never be forgotten kek
>>541747250>I SAID leave it!NO!
>>541748157>and 'racism experts' like Kehinde Andrews or 'Dr' Shola Nog-Ngubu or whatever the fuck she's calledFor me it's Gopal whateveritis
Damn, yall are growing olives now and you still dont believe in global warming. It has to be an island of mid double digit IQ snow apes.
>>541748092Remember the stories of indians getting press ganged?"I thought I was going to be given a non-combat role, then they took my passport away from me and gave me a gun!"
>>541747978Don't worry. Ukraine is still pushing the Russians out. They've had some big successes recently and another is due to be announced in the coming days. There is zero chance Russia wins this war. They've already lost it.
state of poor lil floppos life kek
>>541747623Stop seething, stinkesh
>>541748293yeah and we have great whites in the channel now toothings are well fucked
>>541748329Jeet derangement syndrome.
>>541748283The Klingon/jeeta creature?
>>541748351Blue tuna has returned to our waters.
>>541748303You hear all sorts but there's no way to verify any of it so I just file it away as fog of war propaganda. There were rumours of Nork soldiers, people said that was crazy, then it turned out to apparently be true so whatever I guess.
>>541748399oh shit no way?that's also kind of cooltuna is back on the menu boys
>>541748386Why don't you fuck off back to India. There's so many of you, student visa jeets outnumber wogboats
>>541748400>there's no way to verify any of itIt's the most documented war in history lad. Half the time you see the hits a few minutes after they happen.
>>541748452Two (300kg each) were caught off Whitby a few days ago.
>>541748467Sad act.
>>541748491You're a propagandist so of course you'd say that.
>>541748544Gonna need to import Japanese tuna butchers.
>>541748467Calm down anon. Our skin is our uniform. Soon the war will commence and the glorious blood will flow. Their punishment requires an audience, and a conductor.
>>541748551>You're a propagandistI can back everything I say with evidence.
>>541748546
>>541748635It's going to be great when everywhere warmer. We can be like California surf hippies.
>>541748675FULL POWER IGORRRR!
>>541748675Romesh Ranganathan?
>>541748544French boats have been dispatched immediately to overfish the area at once. The french agriculture ministry has already apologised for allowing a sustainable aquatic resource to flourish in English waters.
>>541748667Of course you can, officer.
>>541748675
>>541748712that's his brother/son/uncle
>>541748544>On Sunday, the five-person crew on board The Dominator landed a whopping 338kg specimen big ladhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9w04005veqothat's just so fucking cool honestlytwo in one day evensomethings clearly changing out thereI'm amazed honestly look at it
>>541748157>and don't say, and don't do.Silence is violence!>The left will seethe at this and say that people who come to this conclusion have been radicalised by the far right or some such bollocksIronically I hear more about self segregating racism from lefties than righties, unprompted even, but if you ever suggest a white, or yourself, would do the same (even after they've blathered on about what they would do, to excuse ethnic enclaves, akin to arguing a black or paki criminal is fine because there are british criminals), it suddenly becomes a problem. The doublethink is... it's like a magic switch. Like a friend-enemy distinction. You can get away with saying the most vile things, if you're a friend, but if you're an enemy, even the softest, kindest words, require the death penalty.
>>541748700Returning to the medieval warm period.
>>541748158>Ukraine is a national liberation struggle.You misspelled >a jewish money washing operation
>>541748800Everyone complains about global warming but if you live somewhere cold.....Scottish Highlands will soon be growing crops.
>>541748872why is putin such a shabbos goy?
>>541748865>medievalDid they surf?
>>541748712
>>541748872>a jewish money washing operationYou should go to Kyiv and proclaim this to the people there. See how you get on.
>>541748157They're inferior and know they're inferior and know they've got it good here. The only way to not outstay their welcome is to constantly make us feel like we have something to make up to them.That's why they constantly complain. So that we're always on the backfoot. Always apologetic. Always asking what more can we do to make things better.Its a good trick
>>541748965Only the towns on the coast.
>>541748996one of the worst things I have ever seen
>>541748011The tallest person in the picture is 5'7 and everyone of them is jewish.
>>541748939>Highlands>cropsWith what flat, earthy ground and protection from wind?Anyway, I was disappointed to see photographs online prove when a woman is taking it because she's always in the middle of the picture as the subject of it.
>>541749058No wonder Leeds is so miserable.
>>541749007Surely you mean Kiev?Why would I want to go and interact with jews?
>>541749111CheckedPlenty drainable valleys around Glencoe lad. And the soil there has been fallow for a thousand years. Top quality.
>>541749065
>>541748996>Hallo baby>Open bobs yes?>I love you baby girl>Pics pls?
>>541749150why is putin doing jewish money laundering?
>>541749150Ukraine Jewish population . 0.15%UK Jewish population. 0.5%You see, it's shit like this that makes it obvious that I'm right and you haven't got a scooby but chat shit constantly anyway.
>>541748011pack of LARPing spastics, I hate that
>>541749340Seething at Sainsbury's. On a bank holiday.
>>541749232seen that before
>>541749014Sick of 'em.
>>541749416
top bunch of lads
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/apr/16/experience-ive-had-the-same-supper-for-10-years>I have lived in the Teifi valley, in west Wales, all my life: 72 years. I’m a farmer and look after 71 sheep. My boyhood was spent helping my family on the farm. I have never wanted to run away from it, even as a young lad. This valley is cut in the shape of my heart. I once visited a farm in England, about 30 years ago; that was the only time I left Wales.>I have a routine, just like nature. That extends to what I eat. I’ve had the same supper for 10 years, even on Christmas Day: two pieces of fish, one big onion, an egg, baked beans and a few biscuits at the end. For lunch I have a pear, an orange and four sandwiches with paste. But I allow myself a bit more variety; I’ll sometimes have soup if it’s cold.Wonder if he has autism?
>>541749704Same as if ever was.
>>541749204>And the soil there has been fallow for a thousand years.Modern farming requires using the soil to feed millions, aka artificial fertiliser.If Glencoe isn't rocky, and has areas flatter than the rolling hills of England, then yes it'll be fine for farming if the weather gets warm enough. Anything worse than that is marginal land at best.
>>541749065they're all demon worshipers
>>541749662seen that anawl, to cut to the chase, the next worst thing I've seen is some bloke getting a stiletto pushed down his japseye and a load of blood coming out.
i dont know how to ask this, but i need you guise advice. i've asked you guys before and i think you gave me the right answer the last time i asked something like this. sometimes when i am around town, i see teenage girls. now normally, they'd keep talking amongst themselves, maybe walk past and giggle, or even shout something out after we are 500 yards away. its very consistent now, 2 teenage/early 20s walk past me, as soon as they see me they both stop talking, stare at me while we pass each other, i deliberately look at something away from them or stay focused or where i am walking. they stay quiet all the way. i even see through the reflective lenses in my glasses from behind that some even turn around and look at me while i am walking away. I am not good looking, at best i'd say i was a solid 6. mid 30s. 6ft 2. Can any of you explain what this is? its abit errie
>>541748800Think of all the ones that must be out there that they didn't catch!
>>541749712>an orangeForren muck
>>541748011If you don't realise this is a predictive programming theatre that there are going to be monumental shortages of food in Jan Feb and March due to the weather and you'll que for your daily ration from the govt then i don't know what to tell you.The blackberries are very early this year, do you need to hear any more?
>>541749662What's kinda funny is no one on the ground looks alarmed or surprised
https://www.france24.com/en/europe/20260831-spanish-pm-sanchez-says-israel-and-russia-spread-disinformation-on-ceuta-migrant-crisis>Spanish PM Sanchez says Israel and Russia spread disinformation on Ceuta migrant crisis>Centre-left Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez on Monday alleged that social networks linked to Israel and Russia had spread disinformation about the July migrant crisis in the Spanish exclave of Ceuta. He said the alleged smear campaign, which he maintained had also been magnified by far-right networks, had been driven in part by Madrid's opposition to the wars in Ukraine and the Middle East.>The prime minister also ruled out any responsibility on the part of the Moroccan authorities in the sudden influx of migrants who arrived in the Spanish territory.Oh so he's just lying, right. >Sanchez said on Monday that at the time of the influx, disinformation was being spread online – including by human trafficking groups. Incorrect statements included that migrants cannot be deported if they enter Ceuta by swimming – a claim that remains false.But there's still loads of them there so clearly that's correct.
>>541749777Its called s LARP.
>>541749832Anyone that isn't quietly prepping for shortages and turmoil isn't going to have a pleasant time in the near future.
>>541749775Sorry pal, I guess you win
Wasted my bank holiday
>>541749771
>>541749923Remember anon, when the ques start, stand there like everyone or some cunt will notice you're not there and wonder how you're staying pleasantly more plump and healthy looking than everyone who's miserable and hungry without the "daily ration".Then the pain starts.
>>541749946would 100% sniff that robot's arm though
>>541749704living in modern Britain already is an embarrassing humiliation ritual
>>541749921so its like an inside joke among young women? just to mess with older guys?
>>541750033>it was this bad even in 2000Grim.
im having a cheesy omelette now haha
>>541750033literally based af
>>541750033Lefties keep going on about how Notting hill supposedly has less crime than UTK march but the police were told before hand not to arrest many people to avoid being racist. If they recorded every crime there then there'd be 100s more
>>541749777
>>541749946Get absolute fucked you can just tell by her face
Got a new favourite word. >Dolboyob
>>541750227what a disgusting fat slob
>>541750229How can humies compete
>>541750034I'll be long gone. Before the queues even start forming.
>>541749777polacks are too hot for their own good, I've been sexually assaulted in the street. It's the José Mourinho aesthetic, they can't resist
>>541750269Slavic shit tier word, you might as well brush your teeth with diarrhoea
Uh oh
>>541750288Seethe moreThat probably made his day
>>541750303
>>541750348>white woman>dressed like that>in nog centralLiterally asking for it.
>>541750195I'm not doommonging.
England will be desert in 50 yearsAll part of the plan, make the bames feel at home
one wordginger fannies
>>541749325>UK Jewish population. 0.5%Bullshit. Maybe hasidic fancy dress ones, but the british jew boomers are in the millions. Even more if you include the mixed multitude and early despora like the irish catholics and pikies. They change their names to hide their past, but the philosophy and behaviour never leaves them.All the jewkrainians that have fled the action to come here have the same philosophy. The claw like hands, the sloping foreheads, the shitty beards on female chins, down turned mouths, love for merchantile ways and homosexuality.I know exactly what im looking at. Jewkraine is filled with jewish types. Its the greater israel project or holy isreal in Europe as they are now calling it. Its not even a secret. Its talmudic prophecy.>muh putinYou've got derangement syndrome. Probably watch too much TV jews.Go shill on the UKG general. The English are sick of paying for your endless wars on the White man.
>>541749832I can see export bans from food producing countries.A lot of farmers are going to go bust this year.
>>541750670
>>541750732I don't give a shit. You chat shit. I'll call you out on it. And you chat a fuck load of shit. Go iron your lonsdales you poorfag fat cunt.
>>541750033They can't actually police it, because to do so would require shutting it down.Many such cases, when it comes to our "diverse" communities.
>>541751015>to do so would require shutting it down.I see no issue with this.
>>541750670yes>>541750732can't answer my question?
>>541750859Why has she got a firework in her fake bum?
>>541751015>to do so would require shutting it down.Not really. They could just block it all in, make it gated entrance and require a ticket to get in.But I'm sure that would somehow be racist.
>>541751015imagine how much it would spike their BAME-arrest stats, which would anger the civil servants
>>541751069Imagine the pubes on this bitch in her prime. No razor touched that.
>>541751159
>>541751086Loads of whites should have a free access street party in Notting hill one summer and see what happens.
>>541750859fuuucking norapetrol station sausage rolls in action
>>541751159phwoar
>>541751269Media were shrieking about Unite The Kingdom, even though it was glowie central.
>>541751070Thats a tacobell fart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beTsOONfVNk
>>541750023Jesus
>>541751345You have klinefelters lad.No way you're getting any abs you pasty little cunt.
>>541751374American reference, post foreskin. We eat beans here.
>>541751421No that's Vishnu.
>>541751345You already have abs. Just need to cut down to 10% bodyfat
>>541751374ive never had a tacobell, and I don't think I ever will
>>541751345>rock hard abs>floppy cockKek
>>541749771Unironic, open and shameless demon worship. It's a sign of how mad the world is that it's just ignored.They couldn't possibly have been doing that while under our Imperial rule, surely.
>>541751345>Klinefelter syndrome is a genetic condition where a male is born with an extra X chromosome (usually 47,XXY), leading to low testosterone production, small testicles, and infertility.>Key SymptomsBabies/Children: Weak muscles, delayed speech, and learning or social difficulties.>Teenagers: Taller-than-average height, longer arms and legs, reduced facial and body hair, and breast growth (gynecomastia).>Adults: Infertility, low sex drive, and erectile dysfunction.This is you lad.
>>541750670>ginger fannies
>>541751443We have tacobell in the UK mate. Try leaving your house. >>541751532Its a bit shit desu.
>>541751563Internet faggots think klinefelter is having a spare tyre.
>>541751532can't park there mate
>>541751532should have just rammed the cunt
I'm fairly slim, but if I fast for a few days I get crazy lean and have lovely abs. The bones in my face become more visible, I get enough attention as it already is.
>>541751602Steady on lad that wasn't a webm of me and your sister last night.
>>541751555I wouldn't worry about it. he can't even put up a pullup bar and has tits. I'ts just another one of his delusions/LARPs, he'll always be an obese nonce
>>541751532WARFOOTINGREADY
>>541751577and ginger boobs, let's not forget ginger boobs
>>541751644W I G A NIGAN
>>541751532dude got thrown out and the jeep landed on top of him
Just turned on Edinburgh Military Tattoo.Burgers prancing around like a bunch of faggots.No wonder they can't win a fucking war ffs.
>>541751723Don't give a fuck, everyone in the public sector is a piece of shit for contributing to the piece of shit that is the public sector.
>>541751612Cast iron.make sure you season it, that or procook have a good range of budget stainless steel frying pans.
>>541751723it's a landy mate, come on
>>541751661Weird how he stopped posting selfies, he used to love doing that
>everyone falling for josh baitKek he's done you lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNlZzQO-d_4
Today (You) could have been great, instead (You) chose tomorrow
>>541751789I mean one of them big plug in ones so I can do a massive meal prep and still have my hob free at the same time. think the best one I saw was russell hobbs. the rest looked like temu tier plastic chink shite that would melt on the first scran
>>541751899nice music
>>541751931To be fair, bank holidays don't count.
In March 2013, over the course of just ten days, Joanna Dennehy carried out a series of m*rders that became one of the most disturbing crime sprees in modern British history.Her first victim was Lukasz Slaboszewski, a man she lured under the guise of meeting up. Prosecutors said she stabbed him repeatedly before concealing his body in a wheelie bin. Days later, she k*lled her housemate, John Chapman. According to evidence presented in court, she contacted an acquaintance afterward and spoke about the k*lling in a disturbingly casual manner, even asking for help disposing of the body and expressing a desire to continue.A third man, Kevin Lee, was also m*rdered during the spree. Dennehy then fled and, over the next two days, attacked two strangers — dog walkers John Rogers and Robin Bereza — in separate, random assaults in Herefordshire. Both men survived despite sustaining serious injuries.She was arrested shortly afterward. In 2013, Dennehy pleaded guilty to three counts of m*rder and two counts of attempted m*rder. A judge described her as dangerous and remorseless, sentencing her to a whole-life order — meaning she will spend the rest of her life in prison with no possibility of release.The speed, randomness, and apparent lack of motive behind the attacks left investigators and the public shaken, marking the case as one of the most shocking female-perpetrated k*lling sprees in the UK.
>>541751931https://youtu.be/2Sb-mdDl9z8?list=RD2Sb-mdDl9z8
>>541751948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYAkR2hrOnk
>>541752029Back when only real maniacs had face tattoos
>>541751935An electric skillet? I'd still go with a an electric hob and a stainless steel pan. Non-stickshit is lethal.
>>541752106feels like they're getting really unpopular again now all the dipshits who got facetats are aging and they look like fucking tits
>>541751577willy status BIG
>>541752029>Lukasz Slaboszewski
>>541752252He>>541752252Didn't>>541752252Understand>>541752252
>>541752197All tattoos are for NPC's
>>541752029I could fix her
>>541746207>Kevin Hylton - pictured above teaching swimming in Leeds in 1991 - says economic opportunity plays a huge role in whether children can swimBullshit. Absolute bullshit. Having a father around to teach his children to swim is an order of magnitude more important.It's how I learned to swim at a young age, in the swimming pool, in the sea and in the river and so did all my friends.
>>541752092not my cup of tea but it's very tactile and hand made, nice
>>541752344I agreemy one caveat on that was in case of the extremely rare circumstance of the two requirements, me being blackout drunk and somebody being willing to pay for it, both being met at the same time, I would get a novelty tramp stamp that I don't remember that one day someone will see and ask me aboutI'll have no fucking idea
>>541752447if you had a legit reason to commemorate something, like sailors used to do, then that's fair
>>541750288which one i didnt think they looked that bad
>>541752029>sentencing her to a whole-life order — meaning she will spend the rest of her life in prison with no possibility of release*until at least 1/3 of her sentence is served, or if we need to free up room for a Lucy
>>541748872For the Jewish money grabbers, not the Ukrainian nationalists and everyone else who wants Ukraine to be a united free country. Ours could never be the same, everyone knows the enemy is already within.
>>541753450>everyone knows the enemy is already within.Yes. But its pretty clear here. Our enemies have brown skin and the traitors that walk freely inside our gates are irish ancestry. British jewery facilitates the entire dynamic because apparently they thrive in a balkanised multicullt nation. We just need a good ole war to sort it all out.