https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw1k2xaDGGE>Battle to save the tiny, gooey snail only found in one lake in the UKhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1j4ngr05l8o>MPs scupper new bid to legalise assisted dying as efforts to revive Bill fall at first hurdlehttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16123679/The-end-rush-assisted-dying-MPs-vote-controversial-law-change-second-attempt-emotional-Commons-debate.html>Horror as fairground ride 'comes off tracks and crashes' with people 'falling out'https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2247916/horror-fairground-ride-comes-off>Car-crash Badenoch interview may have been final straw for Barnetthttps://archive.ph/vLadY>Heatwaves hit the Sunday roast: why the RHS says cauliflower is off the menuhttps://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/sep/12/heatwaves-hit-sunday-roast-rhs-cauliflower-off-menu>Anti-migrant protesters plot way to bypass face mask ban at Portsmouth marchhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/anti-migrant-protests-portsmouth-face-mask-ban-b3049043.html>Plans to build dizzying 230m-high tower block in Vauxhall approvedhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/plans-230mhigh-tower-block-vauxhall-square-development-approved-b1296707.html>Two arrested on suspicion of child neglect after baby girl, one, dies in Atherstonehttps://www.itv.com/news/central/2026-09-11/two-arrested-on-suspicion-of-child-neglect-after-baby-girl-one-dies>Military jet triggered UK’s latest air traffic meltdownhttps://archive.ph/ApUsR
Behead those who don't vote restore.
>>542474421Don't care get out
>>542474421Do these “people” not perceive the fact that they’re scum?Invoking mamdani like that, who only got elected because New York is full of subhuman garbage. Do they even realise that they only prevail when society degenerates enough for a constituency of cockroaches to decide an election?
>>542474436Bit lenient that.
>>542474421>Marries a coloniserEvery single time
>>542474436There is no party but Restore, and Rupert Lowe is its messenger
>>542474479>Don't care get out
>At the start of the winter months he is Master of the Wild Hunt, and his frenzied and ghostly chase is accompanied by his primary totems of stag, hound, raven and snow goose. Old Hornie is the fearsomely rough, strange god who rides out a-hunting during the paradoxical periods of ritual reversal, the ‘time between the times’. The Horned One's eerie pack, white of coat and red of ear, are called Yell Hounds - a worn-down form of the term ‘Gabriel Hounds’; it is significant in this respect that in mediaeval funeral processions the bier was called ‘St.Gabriel’s Wain’. Here the archangel with his trumpet has assimilated the heathen archetype of the god of the Furious Host who winds his horn to summon the spirits of the dead.>There are also certain ancient trackways along which the spirit host would continually manifest to pursue their hunt at particular times, which were sometimes denoted as ‘Woden’s way’ in Saxon England, In Holland and Germany these spirit-tracks are called Doodwegen (Death-roads’) and Geisterwegen (‘Ghost-roads’). Likewise on stormy nights on Dartmoor the Midnight Hunter and his Wish hounds would run on the track known as the Abbot’s Way which leads towards Cornwall.>On Candlemas the serpent emerges from the earth and the Queen comes from the mound. The Wild Hunt is seen, led by Herne, returning to the lower world after winter. The golden-haired Bride or Olwen is invoked to enter the house this night. The symbols of Candlemas are the sacred flame, the rowan, the cow and ewe, the hedgehog and rock crystal, the ‘guiding star of Bride’.youtube.com/watch?v=cy3P8uBQmdg
>>542474790They leave when we turn the bennies off.
GBNews have possibly the vilest lying kike on as a guest constantly. I have no idea why they insist on bringing on the most dishonest leftist garbage. I’d like to hear leftist opinions, sure, but I want to hear them made sincerely, not relying on every logical fallacy imaginable and doused in dishonest rhetoric.
> legit 5.5/10 British woman
>>542475002Nose check: positive
>>542475110>why is an establishment media company pushing an establishment narrativeCan't imagine why.
>>542475002She gets murdered in the comment section.
>>542475110>vilest lying kike on as a guestMatthew Stadlen?
>>542475302Him as well. I was talking about the one they just had on. Fuck if I recall his stolen name.
They say I'm really sexyThe boys they wanna sex meThey always standin' next to meAlways dancin' next to meTryin' to feel my hump, humpLookin' at my lump, lumpYou can look but you can't touch itIf you touch itI'ma start some dramaYou don't want no dramaNo, no drama, no, no, no, no dramaSo don't pull on my hand, boyYou ain't my man, boyI'm just tryin' to dance, boyAnd move my hump
>nonce gets BTFO on AI again >paki poster memeflag appears
>>542475163Attention. Important public announcement for you.
>>542475245The comment section is a white pill.I didn't actually watch the video.
>>542475110They legally have to bring them on for balance reasonsSo they bring on the most retarded inarticulate lefties like Nigel Nelson who has never made a cogent point in his life and constantly looks like a deer caught in the headlightsNot that I love GB News but they get this rightCan't imagine being one of those lefties and just being humiliated day in day out
Imagine only wiping your bum with dry toilet paper instead of with water and soap.You white people are disgusting
>>542475574A tiny bit of concentrated shit on your bumhole becomes a diluted, slightly soapy coating on your whlle arse cheeks when you do that, Abdul. We can smell it.
>>542475574I have a bidet and I'm ginger.
>>542475677I'm reserving judgement until I see how cute the winkie is
>>542475574If you wash your arses, why do you all fucking stink so bad?
WHATS FOR FKN DIN DINS?
>>542475677
>>542475730A whole duck.
>>542475683I dry my bum after I wash it and I don't take shits at work. There is no tiny concentrated shit on my bum lolI probably smell better than your with your crusty dingleberry arse
>>542475780Abdul’s been to the park again.
>>542475728You're probably confusing us with jeets
>>542475728
>>542475780Who are you, so wise in the way of science?
>>542475818Nah I’m talking about the dirty fucking pakis. Never met one that didn’t smell of shit.
>>542475818SameThing
>>542475799Chinese butchers. I got wet last time I chased a duck.
>>542475574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-IrlVSx6sc
>>542475574White people invented the bidet, indians still use their hands and "rinse" them in the ganges river, assuming they even do that.
>>542475845Wash your bum after you take a shit you disgusting freak, can't believe you lot walk around with poo stains on your bum. Disgusting
>>542475842I am your king.
>>542475818*sniff*Male*sniff*28*sniff*Pakistani*sniff*Baloch. No, wait-*sniff sniff*Sindhi. Definitely Sindhi.
I told my white girlfriends to wash their bum after wiping and they could see a vast difference. There's still shit there after you wipe, you need to wash it. All my white girlfriends changed their ways after this
>>542475996We kicked the Sikhs butts and destroyed their evil empire.
>>542475946You wipe until the paper comes away clean you fucking retard. It cleans it off.You literally never have white people walking around stinking of shit like you do with jeets and pakiscum.
>>542476043>I told my white girlfriendsStill alive then?
>>542476043>white girlfriend Rape victims arent girlfriends
>>542476043>I told my white girlfriends to wash their bum
Just had a thought.... imagine if we are born white, but if we live a bad life, when we die we live again, but as non whites. Like a curse.Imagine what awful things you must have done in the past life to be re incarnated as indian.
>>542476089>You wipe until the paper comes away clean you fucking retard. It cleans it offIt's still there you knob, try using a wet wipe on your bum, dry paper can't remove all of the shit.
>>542476164>imagine if we are born white
>>542476164You can't come back as a shitskin, they have no souls
Watching the long fray bentos pie video
KICKING OFF in Portsmouth
>>542475960I didn't vote for you
>>542475549that's a massive cope
>>542476668Is it fuck.
>>542476732You wouldn't know since you sat in your bedroom all day
>>542476668KICKING OFF in Portsmouth lads. They got our guy bob
Alek Yerbury has been going trevor mode recentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYIxDgpuV5U
>>542476916Whos the guy bumming him?
>>542476916Young Bob needs to learn to defend himself. Making the right look like fools. Learn to punch, kick, bite, anything, just stop humiliating us.This mob justice mentality disappears as soon as you show people you're really on it.
>>542476043i've always done this i don't understand how anyone can think wiping with tissue is cleaning your arse, after wiping i wash with a soapy flannel at the sink and i always carry wet wipes in my car in the rarity i have to go at work
>>542476980>trevor mode You've been saying this a lot lately.
>>542477055kek
I don’t like the content of their character.
>>542477142Only within the last two days really. Puts a smile on my face saying it. Comparing somebody to a meth induced psycho is funny to me.
>have a shite>haemorrhoids come crawling out the woodworkevery time
Takeaway night.
>>542477579Grim.>>542477567Grim
>>542477579slop made with gutter oil
>>542477579Takeout*
had a good night with newhostellass last night mebeen walking around holding me hand in the lobby todayfucking come out and the lads were like a pack of hyenas like WAHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GET IN SON AY HE'S GOT THE COMFIEST ROOM IN THE BUILDING HIMlmaoshe's attached to me hip now, always holding me arm or hand or wrapping herself around me or play fighting with me
>>542477579>>542477627>>542477791There needs to be more British takeaways instead of forren muck. Like ice cream vans, but selling roast dindins instead.
>>542477916>Takeout*
>>542474733>coloniserNOT LIKE THAT SAR
Just fucking ban blogposting man. Anything going on politically? Livestreamed protests or anything?
>>542478043she's 18 btw lmao
>>542477980I agree. I never buy from these Chinese or paki places.
>>542477627That's what your mother said when she shat you out.>>542477791I don't really want to defend the chinks but out of all the foreigners we've had, they are the best (as long as you keep them away from anything important).>>542477980I'd be fine with a chinese takeaway ran by brits.
>>542476668>KICKING OFF in Portsmouthgo on ngubu score sum fackin goooals!
>>542476190You raped the guy who told you to clean your bums as a thank you
>>542478155Kek is this real? Absolutely seething. >>542478159Based>>542478164Inclined to agree, but they still shouldn’t be here.
>>542478164got me there. id rather chinks than jeets pakis and niggers. i mean if i had to pick one to keep that is.
>>542478445>Inclined to agree, but they still shouldn’t be here.I agree too.But if I had to choose one, it would be either them or japs.
>>542478155Labour's just mad he can make more trips to Israel now. In 10 years it will be Reform and The Greens saying this about a real nationalist group.
>>542477579arse worms with chips
>>542475996chaarge ! saar !
>>542478550Actually, let me qualify that a bit. The men shouldn’t be here. All in favour for Chinese & Japanese women coming in droves. In fact that would be a great policy for Reform/Restore to adopt; open borders but for women only. Imagine the left trying to get their heads around that.
>>542476043hey bb
>>542476980has the look of a man who peels his croissants
>>542478734Well, frankly I don't want any of them here, I'm just making a point.
>>542478734Konnichiwa, Dude!
>>542477946This is the sleaziest larp you've done in a while
>>542474274>An RNLI spokesperson said: ‘We’ve seen a significant increase in the number of donations we have received this week, and we’ve welcomed a number of new supporters to our charity.>“As always, we’re so grateful for the support we receive from our amazing supporters, without them we would not be able to deliver our vital lifesaving service. Sadly, we have also been contacted by a number of supporters and members of the public who have informed us that they wish to withdraw their support in recent days.>“Everyone at the RNLI remains focused on our core purpose of saving lives at sea.”https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/sep/11/rnli-charity-reports-donations-boost-far-right-small-boatsi think the issue was they were either sending in police dressed as RNLI or RNLI were pushing protestors over in shallow water with massive rocks in it. there was a webm on here but i can't find it
>>542478727It's funny because that knife is designed to kill Muslims lol. Imagine if white men had a designated knife to kill Muslims and ran around the streets in a faux charge.
always said I don't want a bird when I make something of myself and if I end up with one it'll be when I'm in the shit and so is she and we bring each other upcould have it lads
>>542477946how many teeth does she have left
>>542479101You're a fucking nonce mate.You trying to brag here that you're lusting over a vulnerable girl half your age who's only just finished high school.You're fucking vile.I'd fucking cave your skull in if we ever met.
>>542479100we'd be going for a long relax at HM's pleasure
>>542479319performative
>>542478727How do they allow that?
Lord i hate these performative mongrels that are like " pizza faced Clive Davis here, Admin assistant at rosenburg associates ell tee dee - I get raped daily by my bossberg buy you're a paedophile because you're dating a 19 year old"
>>542479468Best place for us honestly. A lot could be achieved in that time. Just depends on if they're stupid enough to actually do that.
>>542479101sounds positive la x
>>542479319she's 18 matefull adultbeen looking after hergotten her numerous female friends in here so she's not just around ladsgot my mates to make sure nobody tries getting her on the sniffspends most of her time in my room cos she feels safestaff are allowing it after hours even though its against the rules cos they know me and know I'm sound and know she depends on meshe keeps grabbing my arm or hand when we're out or chilling, follows me everywhere etc etc etcwould a vulnerable 18 year old ever be like that with you?no, exactly
>>542478155get their infinity bomalians to chip in a quid each
It's an obvious larp, he's sitting there alone imagining what he would like most to happen, that some young vulnerable girl would turn up and choose him for comfort and safety, something nobody has ever wanted from him and something he most likely can't supply.Notice how he's also seen with this woman by the other hostelites, showing his status, the staff are also tolerant of this and they trust him, something people also never do.There's no way this latest story is true, I don't think he's even capable of telling a true story
ngl the josh team writing room is losing it, these latest larps are so silly it's making me physically cringe
>>542479889Grok summarise this paragraph post for me
Going to my local mosque to demand they apologise for 11th September and just about everything else they do or I will throw sausage rolls all over the place
(josh we should go with the alternat universe gundam story like i've been suggesting for 8 weks)
Samefag or discord backup, is there even a difference
miss harry hills tv burp lads
>>542480075Grok summarise this cope post for me
>>542479841bennies can't stop winning>Burnham to cut energy bills by up to £200 for benefits claimants>Matt Oliver>Sat, September 12, 2026 at 8:00 AM GMT+1>Andy Burnham is to cut up to £200 off benefits claimants' energy bills this winter as the Iran war sends gas and fuel prices surging.
>>542480124Can't wait for the budget, it's going to be like Nanking for taxpayers
>>542480096he's got a youtube show which isn't bad, bit Stewart Lee sometimes
>>542479736she's decent you knowhad a melty before cos cba with looking after her for months only for her to bail lmaodidn't judge, just latched onto me moretalk of the building now us as well>>542479889>>542479983kek
Even Muslims don't attack Catholics/Orthobros the way protestants do.
>>542479831An 18 year old who's just had her kid taken away and put in care because she's incapable of looking after it or herself. And you're bragging about that.I never known anyone as much of a disgusting predatory scumbag as you.Hopefully she screams rape and you get made homeless proper or end up in prison.
>>542480250pantone hands typed this
>>542480195Post pictures of her.
>>542480260she was only 18 years old you sick paedophile fuck
>>542480250One of the most bizarre things with e-Caths is how much they seethe about the English Reformation. And only the English Reformation, they don't seem to care at all about Scotland's, even figures like Luther and Calvin don't seem to generate that much of a reaction. But any even passing mention of Henry VIII or Elizabeth I and your replies are guaranteed to be filled with spics and wops absolutely gnashing in anger about the monks being made to get real jobs 500 years ago. It's mad.
>>542480173>“We do everything to support our national security, but it can’t come at the expense of social security. Having strong national security also depends upon having resilience in our communities.>“This side of the House will not be forced to choose between the two"think the land value tax is coming in the budget to replace council tax but i can't work out how those on benefits will be exempt either as owners or their rent going up. Maybe a discount same as council tax
>>542479988The interlocutor categorically designates the recounted narrative as an unmistakable instance of live-action role-play fabrication. Said individual is portrayed as occupying a solitary condition wherein they construct an idealized contingency involving the spontaneous appearance of a youthful and susceptible female who elects them as a source of consolation and security—an eventuality that has hitherto remained unattained by the subject and for which they are, with high probability, constitutively unequipped. Concurrently, the circumstance of being observed in the company of the aforementioned woman by fellow hostel occupants is interpreted as a deliberate exhibition of hierarchical standing, while the staff’s apparent forbearance and conferral of confidence are likewise dismissed as imaginary markers of social validation that the subject has never, in reality, secured. The commentator ultimately asserts the absolute improbability of the most recent account’s veracity and further entertains profound skepticism regarding the subject’s fundamental capacity to articulate any veridical chronicle whatsoever.
>>542480457Henry VIII was catholic until he died you retard.fucking horrible histories doctorate lmfao
>>542480503grok summarise this paragraph for me
>>542479681religious exemptions, a ludicrous policy for a secular society
>>542477795something seems not quite right
>>542480260>An 18 year old who's just had her kid taken away and put in care because she's incapable of looking after it or herself. And you're bragging about that.nothing to brag about really, she fell on hard times and is working her way back up so she can get her kid back and I've gotten her onto numerous people in here who are gonna look after her on top of me. simple as>I never known anyone as much of a disgusting predatory scumbag as you.projection and cope>Hopefully she screams rape and you get made homeless proper or end up in prison.topkek
>>542475110>leftist opinions>not relying on every logical fallacy imaginable and doused in dishonest rhetoric.Ontologically impossible
See his fantasies no longer prioritise romance or sex, they comprise mainly of women validating him in front of an audience.I imagine this stems from his relationship with his mother, he's yearning for the female validation he thinks his mother never provided.I don't for a moment think he realises how transparent his behaviour is, he's not very bright and desperately ill
>>542480654grok summarise this for me
this is a tell btw>Hopefully she screams rape and you get made homeless proper or end up in prison.why would she need to scream rape if I'm a predatory nonce?I accept your concession
>>542480560**Densified reformulation:**The aforementioned commentator unequivocally characterises the narrative in question as an unambiguous instance of fabricated live-action role-play. The subject is depicted as existing in isolation while fabricating an idealised contingency wherein a youthful and vulnerable female spontaneously elects him as a provider of consolation and security—an occurrence that has never materialised in his experience and for which he is, in all likelihood, fundamentally unequipped. Concurrent observations of his association with the woman by fellow hostel residents, together with the staff’s apparent tolerance and endowment of trust, are dismissed as further illusory demonstrations of hierarchical prestige that have hitherto eluded him. Ultimately, the commentator maintains the absolute falsity of the most recent account and harbours profound reservations concerning the subject’s very capacity to convey any authentic chronicle.
>>542480723grok-sama summarise this for me please
>>542469161I was a hacky sack master back in the day, I even still have my pro hackysak
>>542480723>piclmfao
>>542480520That has all of what to do with my post?
>>542480763>>542480773The Vince McMahon dating meme is an escalating reaction joke using four increasingly horrified expressions. It starts with mild annoyance at "SICK OF TIME WASTERS," moves to surprise at "LOOKING TO SETTLE DOWN," then hits shock at "IM A SINGLE MOMMY" funny because it instantly signals major baggage and drama. The punchline comes at "MY YOUNGEST IS MIXED," where Vince turns demonic with glowing eyes, implying multiple fathers of different races and turning the situation into absolute nightmare fuel for anyone wanting to settle down.
>>542480832I dont know? who are you? >>542480888can you use ai to summarise it in 3 words please
>>542480457I don't get up in arms about it, or even care to research. If it never happened nobody would even own a bible. A lot of these guys are just the equivalent of being a Mosleyite or National Socialist and mocking the other one on twitter because they are wrong. Obviously I am not the judge, but I'm not too sure these people are even Christians at the end of the day. Nobody on earth is up to scratch, but even these trannie churches don't spend their entire day and life dedicated to fighting the other one. At least they recognise Christianity for what it is, albeit through a sick and perverted and corrupted lens.
going oh a lads holiday to pen island wahey
>>542481017No :(
>what about the £5m???Yes, what about it and its donator. Weird necker he's wearing, reminds me of a group proscribed under terrorism legislation...
>>542481200>shemaghthe absolute state of it. looks like a quare too
>>542481195fuck, use a different account
>>542481302Then elon will be on to me, not worth it tbdesirae
It came to pass that I partook in an exceedingly agreeable nocturnal passage in the company of the newly arrived female resident of our communal lodging. Upon the morrow, as we ambled forth through the echoing chambers of the grand entrance hall, she saw fit to entwine her hand continuously within my own.Lo, no sooner had we stepped across the threshold into the open air than my companions—gregarious fellows of a decidedly boisterous disposition—descended upon us with the unified fervour of a pack of ravenous hyenas. They raised a tremendous and uproarious clamor, bellowing forth such triumphant exclamations as, "Hark! Behold our triumphant champion! By Jove, the fellow has secured for himself the most sumptuous and commodious bedchamber in the entire establishment!"—at which jesting I could do naught else than yield to hearty merriment.From that juncture onward, she hath remained perpetually affixed to my side as though by some invisible tether. Whether we pace the corridors or rest from our labors, she invariably maintains a steadfast grasp upon my arm or hand, enfolds her entire person about me in a display of unyielding affection, or engages in playful, lighthearted scuffles with me for the sheer delight of the pastime.
An illegal migrant from Eritrea has raped a woman after he wasn't deported following his imprisonment for raping another womanRadiet Meles, 35, an ex-soldier from Eritrea served a 5 year sentence for rape but wasn't deported, as soon as he was released he raped againBoth women were beaten and required hospitalisation, one within an inch of her life.He illegally entered the UK by lorry in 2015 and likely has other victims that are unknown to authoritieshttps://www.thesun.co.uk/news/40357932/illegal-migrant-not-deported-sex-attack-rape/
>>542480457kek
>>542475549psychopath eyesdickhead expression the kind of bitch you fuck selfishly and leave her knocked out and dribbling with a hard donkey punch.
>>542481436@grok 15 word or less please arigato
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamabad,_Tilford
>>542481185don't see the appeal
shabongo hammood seen walking into a tube station with a bulky vest with wires coming out of it
>>542481588> AhmadiyyaRemember back in like 2016 when Tommeh et al were trying to present the Ahmadis as the BASED and sound Muslims? Don't hear that much anymore
>>542481505A clandestine interloper hailing from the sun-baked territories of Eritrea—who gained unlawful admission into Her Majesty's realm secreted away within the suffocating confines of a heavy commercial wagon—hath committed a most grievous and abhorrent act of felonious assault and violation upon the person of an unfortunate female. This heinous outrage transpired notwithstanding the circumstance that the malefactor had previously suffered a protracted period of penal incarceration for a similar transgression against another innocent soul, from which confinement he was absurdly permitted to walk abroad unchastised by the mechanisms of repatriation.The perpetrator, answering to the style of Radiet Meles and numbering some thirty and five winters, having formerly borne arms as a mercenary soldier in his native land, previously endured a five-year term within the stone walls of a house of correction. Yet, by some administrative negligence or failure of the governance, he escaped the decree of banishment that should rightfully have cast him back to his native shores. No sooner had the prison portals swung open to return him to liberty than he resumed his predatory depredations, inflicting a fresh enormity upon a second unsuspecting woman.In both instances of this villain's nocturnal barbarity, the unfortunate victims were subjected to merciless physical maltreatment and severe battery, necessitating their immediate conveyance to the wards of public healers for the preservation of their mortal frames.
>>542481769One among these afflicted souls was brought so near to the final threshold of existence that the flicker of life was reduced to a mere hair's breadth.Having originally breached the national frontiers surreptitiously via a cargo vehicle in the year of our Lord 2015, this wandering vagabond has long subsisted outside the pale of lawful ordinance. Investigators and guardians of the public peace now harbor the grave and dismal suspicion that his dark catalogue of wickedness extends far further, encompassing numerous other unfortunate victims whose identities and sufferings remain forever shrouded in the dark abyss of the unknown.
>>542481505at least he's consistent
The coppers arrested a muslim trans identified woman, her name is dusty
>>542474436Just cut off their hands as a message to future generations.
Any of you lads plotting any based offences against migrants or police?
>>542475002Her ears so low its practically on her shoulder
>>542481532>the kind of bitch you fuck selfishly and leave her knocked out and dribbling with a hard donkey punchyeah ok, hardman. I am sure you're an expert with the ladies.
>>542481931Yes. I'll be burning police officer and rnli workers in their sleep.
>>542478791Oddly specific jab at me for some reason but whatever.
>>542475549She fell in love with an older man and got dumped didn't she?
Now listen, lordings, to a wondrous taleOf maiden young, whose years do reach the scaleOf eighteen winters—grown to woman's state,Full full-devised, and standing at full gate.I have her fostered, watchèd, and y-kept,Lest any scathe befall her while she slept.And certes, so that she should not complainOf lonely hours among the worldly trainOf roving bachelors, I brought right hereFull many a gentle maiden, true and dear,That she might have her proper companie,And not with ribald fellows only be.My trusty cronies, too, I did commandTo keep a watch throughout the common land,And guard her strictly from the wicked snareOf foul white powder floating in the air.Within my private chamber, night and noon,She findeth solace, shelter, and commune;For there she feels secure from every dread,And resteth safely near my humble bed.And even the warders of this hostel-hall—Though 'gainst the statutes written on the wall—Do wink their eyes and grant us liberty,For well they know my honest verity,And know full well that she on me doth lean,As tender branch upon a sturdy green.Whenas we walk abroad or idly bide,She clutches fast my sleeve on every side,And takes my hand, and followeth aye my trace,As doth the lamb the shepherd through the place,From room to room, wherever I may wend.Now tell me this, my masters and my friend:Would any wretched maid of feeble mind,Or one whom helpless terror hath struck blind,Thus hang upon your arm and follow you?Nay, by my troth! Thou knowest well 'tis true.
>>542479095This is the sort of thing that convinces me that there’s no saving this country.There’s just too many leftist pieces of shit in our people. We’re riddled with subhuman scum.
>>542481269Whatever gave you that idea?>Vince became a major shareholder and chairman of professional football club Forest Green Rovers in 2010, implementing eco-friendly initiatives and turning it into the world's first all-vegan football club.>Vince is vegan. He has campaigned to end animal farming and in 2024 urged Labour to do away with a law that compels English schools to serve meat and dairy. In January 2025, Vince announced that Ecotricity had opened a fully plant-based workplace canteen at its facility in Stroud, Gloucestershire.Rich corporations controlling our lives and the rich (Arabs) buying up football clubs? >:((Rich corporations controlling our lives and the rich buying up football clubs? :DHere's something interesting,>first marriage, two children, ended in divorce>20 years later, ex comes back demanding £1.9m>paid over £800,000 in legal fees + settlement>second marriage (worker of his own company), one son, ended in divorce>split assets £5m each before court case, offered £68m settlement, ex refused, ordered by court to pay £44m to ex, legal cost was £6mAll of that feminism and he's still batting for progressivism. Maybe he himself is a parasite on the system. Oh wait, he's a boomer hippy who inherited his wealth.
>>542482040*bumming
>>542480457Ive posted about this before. They make narratives about how the English puritans had to be publicly tortured when they arrived in America because they were spreading religious extremism, yet somehow the quakers and Lutherans got a free pass. Its all standard anti English sentiments which are all the rage these days.
>>542477579that looks well nice
>>542482263Maybe.
>>542482038Beating up women is easy, you don’t really need to have any expertise at all.
>>542481505wonder if he's not going to be deported now?get him out again for a hat-trick, if the leaflet doesn't stop him
>>542481931brit/pol/ is a diverse place with diverse characters. Some don't even like politics, let alone nationalist politics. There's Muslims, Christians, Nazis, idiots, blogposters. But one thing is for sure, it's all talk. Check out this guy.https://jerseyeveningpost.com/news/2015/03/14/autistic-islander-obsessed-with-islamic-extremism-spared-prison/
whats the most patriotic job you can think of? for me it has to be some kind of boundary guardsman, weather its guarding our shores, an asda, or an amazon warehouse, these guys deserve our respect and admiration.
>>542482473Eritrea has a pretty rough conscription system and a poor record on torture, so a human rights lawyer could oppose the deportation pretty easily
>>542477980Someone start this business right now
>>542482616>weather*whether
>>542482616Escort.
>>542482616Yes, James, the sentinel upon the bleak parapet of things as they are, standing in the cold drizzle by the corrugated iron gate of the loading bay, the high-vis watchman with his flask of lukewarm char and a ham sandwich under the sodium glare, guarding the holy perimeter against the dark, whether it’s the white-cliffs fringe where the grey rollers crash or the vast concrete hangar of the Asda superstore where trolleys nest like iron beetles, or deeper into the humming labyrinth of the Amazon megaplex where cardboard boxes roll endlessly on greasy rollers, boxes containing everything from a phone charger to a rubber mattress for a lonely man in a bedsit, and he stands there, the great hero of the boom-gate, ticking off articulated lorries with their tonnage of plastic shite, saluting the dawn that never quite breaks through the Leicestershire muck, standing sentinel over the cardboard and the shrink-wrap and the sacred right of the British consumer to receive their next-day delivery, unthanked, smelling faintly of damp tobacco and diesel fumes, standing fast against the chaos while the island sleeps on its Dunlopillo mattresses dreaming of Empire and discount lager, oh yes, hats off to the watchman at the gate.
>>542482749use your second amendment rights on your jewish controlled paedophile president
>>542482616unofficial support worker caring for vulnerable female youths
it's over
>>542482797i didnt read all tham words, who's james bossman?
>>542482885Fruit Pastilles taste like shit since they went vegan
Apparently in Pakistan they murder their children and throw them in garbage piles. Only the girls though. What the fuck is wrong Indians? This doesn't happen in atheist Iceland, let alone people who "practice" a moral based religion.
A REMINDERMutts are not our friends. They never have been, never will be. Be vigilant, and prepare yourself spiritually against their incursions.
>>542483019damn that's crazy, I guess I support Israel now.
>Toilet paper until clear>Two Andrex wet wipes>Then in the shower I give it a good soapy wipe with a flannelAll on the off chance I meet a girl who wants to give me a rimjob
>>542482827use English
>>542483073that was perfectly legible to non indians you jeet cunt
>>542482734Cor, phwoar even.
>>542482938James, ah yes, James, the very name of him, the great grease-grey portmanteau word-shape of a fellow, the universal label pasted thick upon the crate of him, a pedigree name, a right royal British designation of the old sort, hauled up out of the common soil like a wet turnip, the generic everyman, the anonymous paper-cutout silhouette of a chap standing waiting in the drizzle at the tram-stop with his hands stuffed deep into his mackintosh pockets, a mere shadow-play, a phantom puppet of pure syntax, a linguistic placeholder stuffed with old newspapers and stale tobacco-smoke to fill the yawning vacuum, waiting to take the shape of whatever ghost or gawk you care to pour into his hollow clay, nothing more than a vessel of ink and breath, a walking footnote, an empty suit of clothes occupying the textual parish just long enough to draw the eye before dissolving back into the grey Dublin mist or the damp Leicestershire clay, standing in for anybody, standing in for nobody, just a name, just a sound, just James.
>>542483064https://www.dawn.com/news/1134040
>>542482885>>542482975Have you noticed the state of jacobs cream crackers recently
>>542483163i dont click links buddy
>>542483073>t. picrel
>>542483165On the plus side I had a hazelnut kitkat today. Tremendous biccie.
>>542483150i dont read these paragraphs buddy GIVE ME A QRD PLEASE
>>542483215>t. picrel
>>542483165Penguin, ah yes, the chocolate-coated cardboard of them, the blue-wrappered childhood talisman traded in the gravelly school playground for a bag of space-raiders or a bruised satsuma, those crisp crisp biscuits of yesteryear when the tongue was unjaded and the world smelled of damp wool and coal-smoke, but look at them now, Christ Almighty, look at what they’ve done to the poor bleeding things, reduced to a dry, chalky, tallow-grease atrocity that tastes of nothing so much as old linoleum and sweet grease, a tragic downward slide into corporate cheapness and palm-oil misery, the original recipe vanished into the ether like a ghost at cock-crow, God alone knows what chemists and bean-counters meddled with the cocoa-fats in the dead of some miserable Slough laboratory, a national disgrace, an absolute crying shame upon the very honor of McVitie’s and the British sweet-trough, that a man can't even unwrap a plastic-sealed penguin of an evening with a mug of builder's tea without biting into a mouthful of bitter regret and industrial waste, the glory departed, the flavor hollowed out, leaving only the wrapper and the stale joke printed on the back to mock the ruins of our collective youth.
>>542482734> hmm instead of ordering a delicious curry with pilau rice and onion bhagis and a keema naan I'll order 4 foil trays full of dogshit instead please.
>>542482038its not 2013 anymore retard half the fucking thread are repentant negrophiles, ex leftists and all the other assorted normie trash
>Mohammed Ismail has been wanted by cops since June 2.>The 39-year-old was charged after the alleged attack in Rotherham, South Yorkshire, in 2024.
>>542483223Sounds lush that, love kitkats me
>>542483319didnt know Piers Morgan posted here
>>542483321>repentant negrophilesno thats just you you filthy animal.
>>542483255He's AI gimmick posting.
>>542483366A lot of the racist posters are piers
>>542483325ALSO "URGENT MANHUNT"ITS BEEN THREE MONTHS
>>542483325Local lad?
>>542483409grok give me a qrn
Yes, everything is shitter now. Don't get me started on Twiglets. And this is what they took from us:https://youtu.be/TYVmN8HvYLo?is=6PYR4njLlxlG3_0W
>>542483024Just irish and jocks with extra steps.>>542482565What is said here matters. Its matters tobiur enemies. They come here like its some gauntlet of hatred to be run by only the most heroic of their ideology. Norms come here and farm memes for their jewbook. Twatter fags post links to their own comments in the hope they can have some based interaction. 77th kvetch in droves trying to derail. And of course, dissidents and terrorists a bred here because modernity's core cannot stand up to scrutiny on a free speech forum.
>>542483255Hereth listen, lordings, to my heavy grame,Why draw ye hither, seeking worldly fame,If that your wit can stretch no more a-lengthThan single line, bereft of wit and strength?What aileth you with idle chitter-chatter,To babble aye of nought, and foolish matter,And cast abroad the self-same common jest,As though your barren brains were at their best?How dar'st thou come within this noble placeTo bare thy dullness and thy lack of grace,Thy witless head, thy tongue devoid of charm,And show thy poverty of heart and arm?By rood and bone, what evil is thy plight?What crank hath turned amiss within thy sprite?What cursed malady, what wicked spellHath made thy wretched wits go so to hell?
Women stink.
>Mum! That brown fella stabbed me!>Don't be culturally insensitive, Henry!
>>542483481I miss Trackers
>>542483319Ate a butter curry earlier paid for by my friends grandad for helping him move. I don't think I would ever order a curry by myself. It's might taste nice in the moment, but I find it really disgusting. I WOULD order a Sunday dinner on Uber Eats though.
>>542483611henry was a patriot.
>>542483645Trailmix in bar form, wasnt it?
Is 4chan DYING?Asking for a friend...
>>542483826Is she having a stroke?
The sniggering nigger walked niggardly to his negress
>>542483879I know I am.
this thread is fucking dead where's all the interesting posters gone?
>Tfw I'm not a fifa cuck who buys fully priced games with built in adverting.The sales behind these games are the human equivalent of detritus
>>542484007Learning how to clean their bums we own water and soap
>>542484116oh my god
>>542484007Ah, let the wailing and the gnashing of teeth commence, the lamentation of the hollow vessel echoing through the silent halls of the digital wilderness, crying out into the void because the feast has grown cold and the clever wits have long since packed up their tents and slipped away into the quiet dusk, and why wouldn't they, I ask you, why wouldn't any soul of sound mind and sparkling intellect flee the suffocating vicinity of your ceaseless, mind-numbing, groundhog-day pantomime, that endless, tedious loop of recycled drivel played out by a performing monkey whose box of tricks was empty long before the curtain ever rose, repeating the same dreary, predictable antics over and over like a wind-up toy clicking against a brick wall, until the room is cleared not by force or malice, but by the crushing, asphyxiating boredom of your own dull and miniature company?
>>542475549Anyone else want to chase her about the place with a 9 volt battery?And unlike her, I will produce fresh sperm daily until the day I die, while her eggs wither away until menopause.
>>542484007Watching the nonces stream
>>542484211watching self admitted paedophilic streams is... a boast for sure...
>>542484007Im having a late tea
>>542484211>im skeet hansen>and you've just been skeeted(i've been WHAT????)
Just watched a documentary about "face peelers" who fly around on hover boards and wear black metal suits in Peru, harvesting people's organs and cutting their faces off. It's been going on for years and there has been many sightings. They use advanced technology and mostly go after kids and young people.My theory? It's black ops US military/ secret service harvesting organs for Jews.https://youtu.be/zy7lvIhfrDI
>>542484412*petew*thats me spitting on you you stupid boomer fuck*petew*
Lmao that madlad who turned up in a burka "erm yeah im a converting genderfluid"https://xcancel.com/LeeHarris/status/2098782094084145322
>>542484797well I guess the recent facecovering ban called for by every direction is worth it then you stupid retard no alternative applications that will fuckus over here... Lord you are so dumb...
>>542484480>who fly around on hover boardsExcuse me?
>>542484007watching ooofk innit
Lads how much would you agree that the "cost of living crisis" is really just lifestyle inflation?People act like it's impossible to support a household on a single income now.I agree that the price of *houses* has got completely fucked, but everything else? I earn £50k, pay £1.2k rent and all bills, still manage to save £500-£1000 per month.My dad managed to support a family of 4 earning far less. But my Dad was not financing cars, taking us on expensive holidays abroad, constantly buying shit on amazon, eating out constantly at fancy restaurants... I don't personally know of anyone who claims to be "broke" who also isn't blowing hundreds of pounds a month on modern junk and finance payments.
Kemi is correct with her latest post on X. I was a wavering voter, but I'm disgusted that Reform is taking such huge donations from billionaires trying to buy our democracy. I'm not a natural Tory supporter, and I haven't voted for the Tories once since Restore registered as a political party, but she really is impressing me more and more. It seems that all the parties are mired in sleaze and scandal apart from the Conservatives. And you have to give Kemi credit for that.
yoeverybodys nose itchesok bye
cauldron? CAULDRON?
>>542485050
Got a new bird
>>542484116It's realistic.What do you expect them to put on the advertising boards?Also, look at those shitty graphics. Must e some twat playing it on a PC.
>>542485024give us a tenner
>>542484480You need tissue matches for organ transplants, i actually think it's one of the few crimes that's actually exaggerated
got the dressing gown on tonightwon't be long before i make use of a chilly night to test the heating out for the coming winter
>>542485052If you put lemon juice on your face the cameras cant see you
>>542485045i like these posts, they are quite impressive
>>542474790Never forget their arrogance when the killings start, never feel bad for them just like the fucking Palestinians they talk and start a lot of shit and act like nothing can be done and then cry ass off when it's being done, fucking scum. Ever see that Indiana jones scene where the guy is serving gross food and goes is it the norm to insult someone in their own home? With these idiots it is just like insects, worse than.
>>542485045i dislike these posts, they are very impressive to the low iq
>>542485282not impressed by this mockery
>>542485282For all this feminism and socialism you're just another woman who wants to get railed by a negro
>>542485350I see you stand on business, I apologise, sir>>542485378>mind immediately goes to BLACKED.comlad...
>>542485143He looks like he fucking hates you.Look at that expression.“Oh for fucks sake he’s waffling on again”.
Workout done, time for bath.
>>542485226Bit muggy round my way.
>>542485282How come you managed to read it all?
>>542485498It just landed on my Mrs. I took it to the police - because he looked foren.
>>542484990THEY FLY AROUND ON HOVER BOARDS AND HAVE BULLET PROOF ARMOUR. THEY CUT PEOPLES FACES OFF AND HARVEST THEIR ORGANS.>>542485212I belive it's going on. There's much evidence.Just remember anything you know now, in the past you would have thought it was insane ie Epstein's island, holocaust, 911...Have an open mind
>>542485212They probably eat them.
>>542485526I see you stand on business so I aske grok to give me a 3 word summery
>>542484932>reee you cant laugh at shit, politics is serios
>>542485474
>>542485608What are the chances some Peruvian street urchin has tissue compatibility with a rich Israeli?You can't just drop a kidney from anyone into anyone else
>>542485682Bjork>>542485682Borking>>542485682Journalists>>542485682
>>542485626its always a joke when it doesn't concern jews and israel with you isnt it kike boy oops I mean rabbai oops I mean rabbit
>>542485609Workout done, time for sex
>>542485669>the wee man kicking the niggerIs that the best you mutts have got? >inb4 muh gunsYou don’t use them, end of.
>>542485717Or maybe they need human organs to experiment on. You know Jews harvest organs from dead Palestinians? Same with the Syrian war. Whenever I see this shit I KNOW jews have something to do with it.Some people are saying it's aliens, but they speak Spanish...Just have a look, lad. Decide for yourself after you've seen it.
>>542485609More plausible
>>542485024> is really just lifestyle inflationI'd argue that that's getting it the wrong way around. A big chunk of it's probably rooted in the fact that we do have a very high standard of living, which is taken entirely for granted by most of the population despite it being unthinkably decadent even just 50 years ago. The combo of wage stagnation post-GFC + inflation getting much faster post-Covid borrowing spree has made a lot of those everyday comforts which were taken for granted noticeably more difficult to maintain. Of course, you can say it's just 'junk', and it sort of is, but it's 'junk' people could readily afford not too long ago. Loss Aversion is a very real cognitive phenomenon, it's not even exclusive to humans. People don't want their 'junk' taken away, and will react negatively to whomever they perceive to be responsible
