Alcohol is poison.
Literally
>>542791855For God's sake will someone help this man
>>542792050At this point if he stops he'll go into delirium tremens and die.He needs to be hospitalized to deal with the withdrawals.Too bad he lives in America and can't afford to go to the hospital
>>542791855>tfw no thicc slampig enabler waifu
>>542791855This guy likes to party!!! Hell yeah, brother pour me a vodka Pepsi, I'm in!!!
>>542791855Wow, he's literally me.>t. vodka enthusiast
>>542791855>gallon of vodka a dayhe could give a run for his money to Polish bums
How do you get addicted to alcohol it tastes bad?
Its no fun once your body compensates for alcohol always being present. The body does the same shit with heroin, with cocaine. The body adjusts to any stimulant or depressant over time. Its a bitch, you can never get high forever
>>542791855know your limit, stay within it.
>>542792050>a man cuts his dick off despite warnings>please help this man regrow his dick!I mean, sure, help him,b ut he did it to himself
I had DTs for drinking less than half that. This dude is gonna die if he ever stops
>>542792445it causes dopamine elevation and lowers inhibition - it's actually very easy to get addicted to it
>>542792445>it tastes bad Yea, when you're 15. By the time you're a seasoned alkie in your mid 20's you'll love the taste of booze.
>>542792468at least with cocaine withdrawals you will just feel depressed and with no energy for months, but nothing besides that. but with alcohol and heroin withdrawals you will feel like dying. Or you will actually die.
>>542792490this
I've been drinking for almost 30 years. There were a handful of years where I was drinking every single day and have not gotten this bad.I think these people are just larping so they can get free alcohol/allowed to be drunk in public.
>>542792592you will only like it because of dopamine elevation, not because it tastes good. It actually tastes horrible
>>542791855>a gallon of vodka every dayyou are retards for believing this
>>542791855a literal gift from the aesir to open humans up for possession to spirits. neat. so nice of em.
>>542792445You gotta mix it with stuff that doesn't taste bad.My preference is pink lemonade with 2 shots of vodka, delicious and disorienting.
>>542792050It's fake and gay and the jews that made the video will die for it.Not because it's a lie, but because jews deserve to die.
>>542791855jesus christ a gallon a day? thats almost 4 liters. how the fuck is he not dead?
>>542791855What's the problem?you drink -> you're stupid -> you dieyou do drugs -> you're stupid -> you dieJust don't ever do it, that's it.>but muh friends want me toThen be without friends if you need to drink to have any. Or risk dying from being stupid. It's not rocket science. There's a million ways to die, why add another direct risk?Don't drink, don't do drugs, don't fuck prostitutes. That's like the first step of common sense. You can be jacking bottles up your asshole and it would be less stupid.0 pity for these faggots.It's like the trash that went partying in Switzerland and then burned alive. You can well be sure people who went to a make fair and picnic that day didn't burn alive. The ones that did went to drink and drugs in some basement. Got exactly what they signed up for. If i died in my DIY project with friends, at least i died doing something i'm proud of.
>>542791855>Alcohol is poisonWell, yeah? Why do you think there are chain smokers and hobos? People that are too bitch made to take the rope.>Haha I will slowly kill myself instead of ending it right nowKinda sad.
>>542791855I would like to watch this show/documentary if anyone knows what it is
>>542792673yeah, i think gallon of vodka a day is pretty much impossibleyou would be hammered after 1/4th even if you're a seasoned alcoholic
>>542791855And I cant fucking wait till I get home from the gym so I can slam 3 shots in under 20 seconds.
>>542792763Wow I don't know if you know this, but you sound really gay!!! Lmao.
>>542792770I think they were exaggerating - the dude held up a 1.75 and said that's what he drinks every day (which is still a FUCKLOAD)
>>542792920Yeah it's a fairly manly amount, but not that hard to overcome as long as you pace yourself over a day. That guy has some tolerance though, so pacing himself ain't that hard.
>>542792878>wow I-Up yours, nigger
>>542792998I want to see him drive to the liquor store, then I'd be really impressed
>>542792678Idk I actually like the taste bourbon or even like a golden ale type of thing tastes good to me too. Everything people eat is so fucking sweet. At what point do people OD on sweet? Having said that I don't like alcohol that much because it does take a toll on you. The moment you get a couple hours out from drinking it is all downhill. Even just a buzz there is a crash. Now nicotine and tobacco on the other hand- I never tire of it.
I couldn't sleep without alcohol if I didn't have any in my system I wouldn't sleep. Sometimes I didn't want to drink but I had to go to sleep to go to work so I'd drink knowing is sleep. Wake up with the shakes covered in sweat cuz I'm withdrawaling and my body is craving more. Fuck all that I don't miss it at all I detoxed at a hospital and never looked back.t. 2.5 years sober
>>542793062Loving anal is what the gays do!!! I nailed it by calling you gay!!!
>raspberry vodkawhat a faggot
>>542793064Drink just enough to calm down the shakes, then get in the car. I have alcoholics in close family and dealt with alcoholics + junkies in my younger days. It ain't about getting drunk at that stage.
>>542792808First result in googlehttps://youtu.be/YTDdeBW5AFY
>>542792050You can help him only of he is willing to work himself first. Otherwise forcing him wont help, it will make way worset. alcoholic
>>542792705A handle a day isnt unreasonable for drinkys that are real deep into it. i was close to it, i would go thru 2 in 3 days average. Start early, play bloodborne, eat, nap, keep drinking and doin delves, till u pass out, repeat. it was alright.
>>542791855why not post the vid? It's legit hilarious, especially the part where he goes to the betacuck family humiliation ritual completely destroyed on morphine and snooze for the entire thing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTDdeBW5AFY
>>542793165Indians don't belong in Canada, get the fuck off my continent you untouchable trash.
>>542793204Awesome, thank you
cheerio brotherswww.youtube.com/watch?v=NvXsMpEXhRs
>>542793246>Daniel is a well-respected Paranormal expert. However, his sensitivity leaves him tormented by those entities needing to cross to the "other side." Daniel is now consuming a gallon of vodka per day to quiet "the voices"The fuck is wrong with you burgers?
Alcohol makes life better, and makes the world better by killing people. It's literally win win. That, along with smoking and driving without seatbelts is the most environmentally friendly thing you could do.
>>542792640yeah thats true
>>542791855>alcoholic >doesn't pop the stopper out of the bottle so it pours quickercalling bullshit
>>542793310it's fine, he's now cured apparently
>>542793254Whiter than you, muttmerican!! I'm a proud descendant of the French habitants!!! See my luxury soup for details!!!
>>542793244I actually really enjoyed living like that. Sucks that I was forced to stop.
>>542792445It takes a long time to get that bad. I used to drink almost as much as this guy, I'd get the same bottles and have 1/2 an inch to an inch left at the end of the day. It took nearly 20 years of every day drinking to get like that. 1 year sober now.
>>542792050>For God's sake will someone help this manyou will NOT believe who agreeed with you!
>>542792147this>>542792767i see someone that's never had alcohol seriously affect their family. this is very real
>>542791855>1 gallon a day of vodkaHow is he alive?>>542792592Nope. It never tastes good.
>>542792520I think when you get the dts and how bad you get themhas more to do with you and your genes/ body than the quantity you drink. Niggers and mexicans get dts just from drinking 6-12 coors a night for a sustained period.
>>542793391>yes sarrr I am the canadianSure I totally believe you aren't the color of my morning shit.
>>542793365He legit looked like an alcoholic but yeah these (((videos))) are full staged from start to end.
>>542793212at least take B1 & B12 & vitamin c probably>>542792050at this point he's probably 40% ABV raspberry vodka
So is oxygen
>>542792147Faggot frog. AA and other groups will help uninsured people withdraw. A drink an hour, then a drink every hour and a half, etc. Or a half drink an hour, and maybe a mild sedative.
>>542791855kek imagine drinking goyslurp every single day and becoming addicted to it.
>>542791855I drink a few beers every weeknight and a handle of liquor over the weekend and even i can't ever imagine ending up like that dude.
>>542791855>I can't put it down once I start.EVERY SINGLE ADDICT should be stripped of their rights and any position of authority they might have.If they cannot simply NOT pick up a bottle, or NOT buy the gallon size knowing they will drink the entire thing, they should be supervised like women, children, and less favored races.Rights belong to White MEN, not white manchildren.
alcoholism leads to what is essentially a similar sickness to dementia. that's why back in the day they used to just say "he drank himself to death." alcohol has thiamine, an antinutrient that makes the body unable to properly absorb thiamine, the most essential nutrient for the brain. you can eat all the meat you want to try and avoid it, but your body simply can't absorb it when you're drinking alcohol regularly. countless people are in nursing homes by 50 from alcoholism. it's rarely talked about becuase people just don't care since there ain't much you can do to stop someone from being a drunk. even having a couple of beers everyday after work is enough to cause negative effects. it also destroys your nervous system over the years and gives you crippling arthritis of the fingers and toes.>>542792445they get addicted to the effects. it's the same story everytime. they start just drinking socially on the weekends. then it just gets worse. everyone swears it will never be them. then it is. only way to not end up an alcoholic for sure is to simply never drink.
>>542793797>a handle of liquor over the weekendthat exquisite feeling when you wake up in the middle of the night, drink two shots, and go back to sleep
I need some motherfuckin poison rn
>>542791855Man i had a drinking problem but luckily it was to beer, i hate wine and hard liquor. Been sober since April
>>542793854>but your body simply can't absorb it when you're drinking alcohol regularly.cant u just get IV thiamine?like those dudes on /fit/ inject steroids and stuff, you could become an alcohol athlete
>>542791855one of these days he is going to puke his guts out (literally), sad but that's how it ends for guys like that.
>>542792147>delirium tremensbased belgian beer
>>542791855I almost ended up like this. Don’t drink daily bros it’s not worth it
>>542792445it doesn't taste bad, that's a newb mistake. it taste like you're taking a punch to the gut, or climbing a tree. it's supposed to make you make a face. that's the fun of it. this way, you earn your buzz. faggots like this >>542792763 and others that mix it with sweet stuff are missing the entire point of drinking. it's like when you and your friends would have fake fist fights or wrestle. you take a swig and go "AGHHH!! FUCK YOU CUNTS" and eventually you do start to enjoy the taste, depending on what taste you've developed. remember kids, earn your buzz, don't pour fucking pepsi into good whisky and don't drink frou frou frat girl mixed drinks
>>542793855I eat a piece of bread. Fixes those insulin problems and I go right back to sleep.
>>542791855It's all about self control, and some people just don't have it.t. can have some beers a few times a month and nothing even slightly beyond
>>542793143Lol it does that only for the first and second night youre a pussy
>>542793962i was hooked on vodka until i switched to wine. not sober yet, but it made a world of difference beer is for retarded faggots
>>542791855Yes, because this is how socialism works. Just because something doesn't work for one person, everyone must suffer.
>>542794038or just stick to beer
>>542793080>The moment you get a couple hours out from drinking it is all downhill. Even just a buzz there is a crash.Ex-alcoholic here. I wasn't downing a gallon a day (legit don't know how it's possible, prolly a bit of hyperbolemaxxing from the anons itt/guy in the vid), only a regular bottle of 75cl of rum a day, and had to stop because how bad the hangovers became. I simply couldn't handle the day after unless i started to drink again to smoothen the headache.Idk if i've a condition or something lol but i'm glad it ended up like this. Haven't drank in 10 years now, and last time i sipped literally 1 sip from a beer i ended up with a nuclear headache.What's funny is i still hang around my friends (who are functional alcoholic for half of them) and i still end up getting "drunk" just being around drunk people, by some mimetic magic i imagine. But it definitely feels real as hell. Last year i got pulled over by cops because i was zigzagging on the road after bringing back a couple of friends after a party, and cops were 100% certain i was drunk. Made me blow on the machine : 0.00% alcohol, so they tested their entire kit : coke, meth, fent, keta... : 0.00%. I kept repeating (drunkenly) that i haven't taken any substance and they dragged me down to the hospital for a blood test bcuz they thought their ethylotest was broken kek.They were pissed when the results came back clear, but they had to drive me back to my car and let me go (no apologies).
>>542791855>Alcohol is poison.cheers bro i'll drink to that
i drank the vodka
>>542791855>>542793246> 40s> gets 90% of his calories from vodka> still fit and with perfect hairWTF are these godly genes? No wonder he has a wife.
>>542791855And I can't get enough of it
>>542794198Oh geeze that's a lot of text that no one will read!!! I don't like French people anyway!
>>542792776>you do anything -> life is gay and retarded anyway -> you dieyou sound like a boring cunt
>>542791855>drinks alcohol unironically>starts getting dependent on it>will die if he won't drink alcohollmfao get fucked retardif you drink alcohol unironically you get what's comming for youI cannot comprehend how people even touch that shit, it tastes really bad and makes me puke
I'm a hardcore alcoholic and fighting the urge to drink tonight
>>542791855True. But very few things in life are as kino and comfy as an ice cold morning beer.
>>542791855>Helps him function>Helps prevent seizuresWhat the problem?
>>542794436You sound like a little bitch just like people who get addicted
>>542793405>1 year sober nowGood on you anon
>>542794496Weed helps, just smoke until you're too stoned to even get off the couch to get beer.
>>542791855factually correct i like lots of poison this the poison i eating rn
>>542794342wow that's not very nice of you
i don't get hangovers. at least the type people talk about with headaches and all this. what's up with that? a hangover for me is anxiety/depression but pretty much no physical effects other than obviously being tired and feeling a little out of it. but yeah, no headaches, no aversion to light, no throwing up. anyone else have this? i've never met anyone else like me even though i've asked and asked. what gives? i'm half celt half saxon just fyi
>>542794496You can have just one and stop after if you want!!! One won't hurt ya, brother!
>>542793854yep, this started happening to me recently. doctor told me i can end up a retarded vegetable or stop. my hands and feet were starting to go numb and cold, couldnt remember basic things. even just a week later im feeling 100x better. alcoholism is evil and destroys lives. its fine if you can enjoy a beer or two, a glass of wine, or a glass of whiskey.
>>542794557you sound like the average amerimutt junkie>inb4 LeT pEoPlE eNjOy ThInGs!!!!!!!11I hope you die overdosing on your "best ally's" jizz
>>542791855It's not, but it's metabolytes are.
>>542792050Alcohol is now part of his metabolism. His body is unable to function without it or heal wounds. It will take a long tike to fix and you can't quit cold turkey.
>>542794638I've had a hangover once when I was 16 if you are a grown man though you shouldn't be a bitch and get them
>>542791855everything in moderation. stop legislating shit because niggers and subhuman modern cucks cant control themselvesmight as well group food in as a poison because the majority of Americans abuse that too
>>542791855Life is poison, life ends in death.
>>542794638I never got a real hangover till I was like 35. Anyways, once you are that age, you need to be able to wake up fresh basically every day. You wake up hungover even a little bit and you are already at a deficit and the day hasn't even started.
>>542794638You're not drinking enough. If you actually got hammered and passed out without eating or drinking water, you would have one of those horrible hangovers when you wake up.
>>542794638Me, I never get headaches. Just a general sense of malaise that makes me want to rot on the couch (I feel better when I drink more)
>>542794325Physics Major.
>>542794621never agree on the tests from the coppasthey arent doctors, let them bring you to one to talk. nothing else!
>>542791855So is oxygen.
>>542794738true, if we were to go by the lowest denominator we might as well legislate airI'd prefer all of this shit to be legal so retarded faggots will die via overdosing, or simply out themselves in public, and then they'll get filtered and we won't have to deal with subhuman genes
>>542791855Just don't drink a retarded amount like this jackass
>>542794650It legit is the worst poison ever. We can only dream of what human civilization would looks like if from the start weed replaced alcohol. We probably would already be in galatic conquest mode.
>>542794769that's what i'm saying. i've drank to the point of alcohol poisoning. i've been around the block. if i go really hard (i don't anymore, this was in my 20's) the worst that happens in the morning is i have extreme guilt and fear that i did something terrible, nausea, anxiety, depression, but absolutely no headaches, no sensitivity to sound or light. but an extreme fear of people, conversation and life in general. it's honestly worse than what i've heard other people describe. it's like a nervous breakdown. the very worst i've ever had was i could feel my heart beat shake my bed and i couldn't think straight. but still no headaches, no common things that other's describe
>>542794596>RC colaMy man
>>542794731Doesn't make any sense, the older you are the worst the hangovers are. It's been like that ever since mankind discovered booze.
>>542794900>I'd prefer all of this shit to be legal so retarded faggots will die via overdosing, or simply out themselves in public, and then they'll get filtered and we won't have to deal with subhuman genesunfortunately even just judging someone for overindulgence or retarded life choices is against the law in most circumstances when it comes to western countries
>>542794325saw a pretty large guy chug a fifth of clan mcgregor once. Never seen someone go from sober, to wasted, to violently sick, so fast. Like 15 minutes total
>>542791855How do you even get to this point? When I drink, I binge like 8 ~ 15 beers in one night and after that touching alcohol is the last thing I want to do for at least a week. Never had a higher frequency of drinking than once a week. Longest I went this year was 6 months. Shit is fun but deletes your health and only retards with zero self-control could get this bad about it.
Uuuhhhh....
>>542792147Kek Eurotards really think hospitals are probing your finances before treating you
>>542793720Fucking where. >AA will help with withdrawalNo they won't. They'll tell you to go to a hospital. Jesus Christ how many movies that you watched did you base that on?
>>542795082>When I drink, I bingeAnd that's why you'll never understand it. You're a tourist.
>>542794944ooooor we'd have smokers instead of drinkers. those that abuse substances usually are fucking useless and produce nothing of value>inb4 <insert famous successful guy> did drugs, so drugs aren't bad!!!so because a single guy out of 1 million junkies did drugs and did valuable things doesn't mean that drugs are good or neutral in terms of technological evolution
>>542795104Holy shit.
>>542794596Fuckin BASED snack anon
>>542795104That's why race cars use vodka as fuel!!! Look how dense the energy is per volumes, brother!
>>542795202man, speaking of being drunk, has anyone here done the "one eye open so i'm not seeing double while i'm trying to drive home without getting pulled over"? that shit is simultaneously terrifying, awful, depressing and exhilarating
>>542794638You're probably in your 20s or early 30s at most. I didn't get hangovers at all even when I was on the verge of alcohol poisoning. Now that I'm over 40, I feel like shit after a night of heavy drinking. I wake up in a pool of sweat and my heart is racing, but I also have sleep apnea.
>>542794596that looks fucking gross
>>542793080>Idk I actually like the taste bourbon or even like a golden ale type of thing tastes good to me too.the question is would you like it if you were first ever trying alcohol and the answer is - no
>>542795145Nigger, I was in AA when they were trying to detox a guy. He died. Maybe you live in a shithole where nobody cares.It really just takes one person to dole out a small, and smaller, and smaller drink. And diphenhydromene helps
>>542795014Maybe I just haven't hit the down slope yet
>>542795042Death To The World!those that are of the world are niggers and good only as cheap laborI actively filter mongrels that smoke, do drugs, drink alcohol, consume copious amounts of snacks or porn
>>542795104When I was young and dumb I used to think booze was basically calorie free. Used to wonder why I was getting so fat from eating so little. Stopped drinking so much and the weight fell off.
>>542795281do they not have taxis in your country ? no wonder so many of you die in road accidents you're all drunk or stoned
>>542795160Binge drinking is its own form of alcoholism, retard, and I've been drinking for almost 30 years but okay. If not drinking habitually and daily is tourism then I'm fucking glad to be a tourist, lol. I enjoy getting drunk but no pleasure should be an every day occurrence. Enjoy your early death.
>>542791855Sure but have you ever tried drinking 14-15 beers? It's great.
>>542794650stay away from spirits and high proofs, thats when your liver gets rekt quick - stick to the higher water content mixed beverages; 1 - 2 pints or glasses of wine max 2-3 times a week, need to let the system detox the other 4-5, remember the hangovers
>>542795289nah i'm 43. i drink about 6-8 beers a night, although it's pisswater light beer. but back when i did drink heavy and get alcohol poisoning i still never got those headaches, just really awful mental anxiety shit. i don't drink heavy anymore although some will consider 6-8 beers a night heavy i suppose. i never feel bad in the morning, a bit groggy, it's only if i eat food late at night before bed, that shit fucks me up in the morning
>>542792050He's already dead.
>>542794198>(no apologies).no shit. a lot of people think it would be funny to pretend they're drunk when stopped by the police. so you were probably like 5th that month for them
>>542793523>Nope. It never tastes good.You stop tasting it at all after awhile. I got to the point new years 2 years ago when I got a big bottle of everclear and it tasted like salt water.
>>542795363>no wonder so many of you die in road accidents you're all drunk or stonedyeah we're pretty goddamn based. all jokes aside, that was only one time. there were some other times where i was looking for prostitutes and running red lights for fun, but that's just stuff you do when you're young i suppose
>>542795401>niggerlicious behaviousbet you also masturbate to khazarian milkers with a dildo up your ass, faggot
>>542795363Add so poor you are working 90hrs/wk and are permanently exhausted and sleep deprived.
I got out of detox last week. Probably my 10th relapse or so, hope this is the last and I can stay away for good. Nothing ever good comes from the liquid jew, all it does is sap your energy, productivity making you complacent and useless.
>>542795521>yeah i tried your detox, and IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
>>542795521you'll fall for it again and again and you might even come back to it, like the simp you are for your whorish pleasureand you'll like it too, you twisted fuck
>>542795408>i don't drink heavy anymore although some will consider 6-8 beers a night heavy i supposekek dawg thats the weekly allotment recommended amount in 48 hours>"common guideline is no more than 14 standard drinks per week"
>>542795163>those that abuse substances usually are fucking useless and produce nothing of valuethat's complete bullshit, every complex living creature on this plane of existence is craving mind altering substances, from ants to whales. And men above every other creature crave it the most. It's now pretty well admitted in anthropologic circles we came up with civilization so we could get high more often and in a more organized manner. Look at the latest DNA testings from Gobekli Tepe urns, they were designed to brew beer. That was BEFORE we even knew how to make bread or how to cultivate crops.>ooooor we'd have smokers instead of drinkers. how is that not a huge improvement? Ever been around drunktards? They are physically & mentally unable to do anything, while high on weed you can let your mind wander and explore. I'm legit x2 smarter when high but i'm 50 IQ bubbling retard while drunk.
>>542795596I have a child on the way, and gave up on my resistance to rehab and naltrexone. So yah, I think the chances are much better this time because I need to be available to those around me. >>542795565I'M PISSED
>>542794821>Physics Major.The chad brain straw trick was pretty kino I think that's what shocked the women
>>542795320>AA helps people detox>Also I saw a guy in AA detox and die while people helped him detoxThat's not how detoxing works
>>542791855People purified water with alcohol.Before plumbing, like in many countries today...You fetch your water from the nearest ditch, with Niggers pissing in-it and washing their stink ass.Gonna need something to choke-it-down with.
>>542795306That's a terrible standard though. I mean things do grow on you. As a child I hated grapefruit. However sometime in my 30s I sort of started finding myself becoming more drawn to it mostly out of exhaustion with sweet things. It is a genuinely unique flavor. Now I find that in terms of flavors, I really do prefer like bitter, smoky, oaky, herbal, grassy, earthy, mustard, vinegar, etc. sorts of things rather than just sweet or fruity ones. I don't think I am alone on this. Not just that- but other things that are not ordinarily "pleasant" feelings are very nice for alot of people. For example smelling salts- it is by objective standard not super pleasant experience- you feel like a chemical burn in your sinus- but alot of people love them it is like some sort of extremely strong jarring/cleansing breath mint for your whole head. Same with things like cold plunges etc.
>>542795281>"one eye open so i'm not seeing double while i'm trying to drive home without getting pulled over"?Did it for years. Didn't prevent me from crashing 4 cars in 6 years while doing so tho.
>>542795643according to some nerd faggot in a lab coat yeah i guess. i been at this shit for years. i took a break cold turkey for a few days recently and i didn't feel shit. ok if im being honest i did feel more energetic and clear headed, but thinking is overrated and overdone, i fucked my life up with thinking, not drinking
>>542791855Drank a 12 pack of Michelob ultra last night been hung over as shit all day
If youre gonna be an alcoholic you really need to invest in NAC and DHM
>>542795800>things do grow on you.sure, but with alcohol it's mostly dopamine thing. It conditions you to like it. In my somewhat educated opinion at least.
>>542795810glad you made it out pierre, not everyone does
>>542795780guy was a hard case. not everyone is successful
>>542795320You can just do it on your own faggot. One of those big bottles isn't a gallon it's more like a half gallon but I was drinking one every 2-3 days for years. You just taper yourself down a little every night over a few months it really is no big deal.The addiction part is sobering up realizing how much your life is shit and why you crawled into the bottle in the first place and no I don't have a solution to that and I doubt having AA fanatics hounding me would help one bit.I made it 9 months with no booze but it really is a struggle I really am an alcoholic. I'll buy a 5th thinking oh that's plenty for a week and drink 90% of it that night. Fucking booze. Absolutely super caloric as well. I've met multiple alcoholics that try and cut back on food to save calories for booze. Death sentence every time.
>>542795869>DHMThe fuck is that?
>>542794990I get the existential crisis you're describing from drinking just beer. Hard liquor absolutely causes those other symptoms though. I think it just depends on how dehydrated you are at the time of drinkng and how quickly the alcohol is absorbed.
I lost the taste for it. I have about $1000 of booze unopened right now. Like 12 bottles of whiskey. Another 10 of vodka etc. 50 bottles of wine. The 10x6packs of beer has likely gone off. Meh.
>>542795930The people who did AA in prior to 2015 or so really had it rough. No medication that helped with cravings. Those can last weeks/months after someone stops drinking. Its really hard to ignore them. So its a tough game. thankfully naltrexone is cheap and widely available. What do you think about medication vs. 12 step groups
>>542795408Could be considered a blessing or a curse i guess. Your story while definitely unusual doesn't surprise me, we all are built differently. Normally headaches from alcohol stem from extreme dehydration, maybe your body somehow manage to better hold on your fluids idk..
>>542793387Good point, sober for over a year now
>>542792445>6 (you)sBetter bait than I thought
>>542796022i take it you don't drink anymore? what is your age range?
>>542795953>You can just do it on your own faggot.Nigger I know. But someone else giving the drink eliminates the chance of have just one more. Fuck your wall of text
>>542795320 >>542795953God the USA can really suck sometimes. Here I've always just walked into a ER and told them I am in alcohol withdrawal and need to detox. They'll give you a diazepam taper, send you to a detox centre, keep you at hospital, or if they trust you send you and you're not currently still wasted out of your mind, let you do it at home. https://sipandsuffer.com/This is how its done without medical assistance. It is possible, but really should be only done if you don't have any other options. Or your local ER is full of shitheads.
>>542796016Dihydromyricetin, it speeds up the metabolization of alcohol in your system so it does less damage
>>542796070maybe it's my body fat percentage. i'm at about 30 percent. 245, 6'1. i drink a ton of water and juice mixed with water during the day. i've always drank lots of fluids, i like it more than eating. but yeah maybe body fat holds on to more fluids too, idk
>>542792763>two shots of vodka...
>>542791855this mans needs christ.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHyR92MQic&ra=m
>>542794638Same. I used to drink more but at 32 I drink 1L+ every weekend. All I get is some anxiety and bad sleep on sunday. I take vitamin supplements (b1 b12 magnesium and milk thistle).
>>542793720Back in the old days maybe. These days they'll just drive you to a hospital or rehab and pay themselves on the back.
>>542796046>What do you think about medication vs. 12 step groupsIDK. Studies show that 12 step is ineffective compared to self stopping. I'd never want to commiserate and talk booze three times a week. Then again, I'm hungover right now, never able to stop more than a week or so lately.
>>542796139I had absolutely critical wisdom teeth pain and infection to the point I could barely open my mouth the ER gave me a percoset and told me to go to an oral surgeon even though I was broke. Told my parents and they just told me there's free dental clinics once a year. I told them they didn't do oral surgery at them. Fuck them all.Speaking of which if you've got a tooth infection fuck mouthwash what you need is super saline hot water that'll fuck any infection right up literally saved my life.>>542796101AA fag who can't just buy a smaller bottle also can't read. I'm not really surprised. You should have them put it in a baby bottle for you as well.
>>542791855I'm so grateful that I didn't have the genetic disposition to like the effects of alcohol. I know this is just a lucky fate, not my achievement.And yet I can't stand alcoholics, their self-degrading behavior, their pathetic lies. I'm utterly disgusted at them and keep away from them as much as possible to protect myself.The only people that disgust me even more are their co-dependent partners who enable their addiction.
>>542791855Pussy. My best friend died from alcohol induced seizure and ruptured brain vessel. He drank a fucking handle for breakfast. Lunch and dinner. 3 a day. I think thats a gallon. Bros teeth were going too because his enamel rotted away. Died at the ripe old age of... Oh.. I think 36.
>>542794047please go back to india
I'm glad I never became an alcoholic. Everyone I know who drank regularly just became fatter and uglier.
>>542795871I won't disagree with that- most people do probably end up tying it with the effects subconsciously. I'm just saying some alcohol does grow on you for legitimate reasons. Particularly bourbon- smoky, oak, slightly spicy. That is just a good combination to me. Same with like a cold, wheaty bitter golden ale. It just works. And don't even get me started on tobacco. I know for a fact the nicotine is doing the legwork making me like it but I honestly think I would still smoke the hell out of it even if it didn't have any nicotine. A good fatty ribeye with a good sear- well prepared medium rare, with a nice smoke of tobacco afterwards is something I consider a very high level indulgence.
>>542796265> this mans needs christ.Yeah, replace one addiction with another.
>>542796279based cheese poster. i've eaten cheese shirtless and drunk. 1L of liquor? that's too rough for me. i'm 43 and i had to cut out whisky. although on the weekend every now and then i'll do a few shots of makers mark with my busch lite. it's true that liquor is harder and harder on you as you get older. even the life long devoted drunks like bukowski acknowledged you have to switch to wine or beer at some point.
>>542796348nigger
>>542796409>A good fatty ribeye with a good sear- well prepared medium rare, with a nice smoke of tobacco afterwards is something I consider a very high level indulgence.man you aint kiddin brother.
>>542796180Could partially explain it, yes. That said of my best friend is a pretty large guy, same height than you but 300lbs, 39yo, and he still get horrible headaches kek.If you drink a lot it definitely is a major factor. Do you also drink water while partying/drinking alcohol? 95% of ppl never do so and that's why they end up wasted the day after. First thing my dad teached me when he caught me red handed with a vodka miniature in my bag was to drink water every half hour.
>>542794198This is literally impossible unless you are highly impressionable idiot who assumes the mannerisms of everyone around you because you have no personality of your own.
I like the relaxing effects of alc but anything beyond 1-2 drinks is damage. It's called willpower negroes.
>>542791855I don't even drink that much water.
>>542792592I'm in my mid 30's and I still hate the taste, nigger
>>542791855So what are alcohol withdrawals? What sort of electrolyte and alcohol soluble compounds lead to this?I am under the impression that the alcohol masks symptoms rather than relieving them.
>>542796366> My best friendAlcoholics have no friends. Alcohol is their everything, their God & Devil.
>>542793143maybe just don't drink spirits?
>>542791855Holy based
>>542796503>1pbtid>just to edgelordmaxok timmy
>>542795306Do you drink coffee? Did you enjoy your first ever cup without the training wheels that are milk and sugar?
>Told myself no drinking during the week>Eh one beer is fine>immediately grab a whisky after finishing >Grab another beer afterGod damn it bros
>>542796490nah i don't typically drink anything while drinking. i do before bed though. if i'm really on top of it i'll mix an emergen-C with water and slam it before i go to sleep. if you don't have that over there, it's a powder of electrolytes and vitamin C you mix with water.
>>542794821Me in college>PhD Radiological Sciences
>>542793928Same My mom died.
>>542794325Based
>>542792592This is a genetic disposition.Some even only learn to hate the taste of booze from the negative side effects that they immediately associate with the taste.
>>542796348i had an experience with a bad wisdom tooth that had a hole in it. i was broke and donating plasma. they put the saline in my arm and the saline immediately started stimulating the exposed nerve in my tooth. the people at the plasma place that i was nuts, but it was the worst pain i've ever had and it started right after the saline injection. the next two days were followed by incredible lightning strikes of the most unbearable pain every 10-15 minutes like clockwork, holding my jaw and screaming until it went away. i went to the ER, and they absolutely refused me pain meds. it was a downtown hospital, so they probably get junkies all the time trying this. a guy walked in with a big needle to try numb the pain, and a tylenol. i told him fuck you and started ripping the cords off of me and walked out. i got a bottle of whisky and went home and cursed everything under the sun. was able to get the tooth pulled the next day because i had medicaid at the time. it made me swear off ever relying on family or friends or anyone ever again.
>>542796694> learn to hate the taste of booze from the negative side effects that they immediately associate with the taste.isn't there an anti-alcohol med who does exactly that?Like you take the med and anytime you even just smell alcohol you get incredibly sick (jet stream nausea tier)?
>>542795731they were shocked he could drink that abhorrent concoction that presents itself as rumthey were probably yelling in the background DONT DO IT WE HAVE FIREBALL RIGHT HERE
>>542794198>I wasn't downing a gallon a day (legit don't know how it's possible, prolly a bit of hyperbolemaxxing from the anons itt/guy in the vid),It's definitely possible. I was pretty much there, but you have to work up to it over a very long period of time, usually starting in your teens. Most people quit, die or go to jail before they can get that far, I managed to avoid two of those three outcomes mostly by never driving And did eventually quit
Tell me NOT to drink tonight, bros!
>>542791855Been listening to andrew huberman recently hes shilling a new book. Came to the realization through listening to him that i think alcohol, adhd, addiction, porn, video game addiction, THIS WEBSITE addction, etc is all caused by a lack of dopamine or a malfunctioning dopamine system. Ive been drinking since i was like 16 going to parties and shit, now I cant stop, been drinking fosters x4 daily. My dad was an alcoholic but was successful in stopping due to AA, I on the other hand havent had sucess with AA. On the last leg with my wife and am I pretty shitty dad. Im going to try the neurological approach now, address my adhd symptoms. Wish me luck.
Going to the beer store in a bit what should i get?
>>542791855>Alcohol is poison.for bacteria
>>542796568I don’t have a 4chan pass either so if I bother waiting for the timer just to call you stupid, you’re so stupid that I thought it was worth it.
>>542791855I don't drink everyday, haven't had a drink for two weeks, but when I do drink I don't stop until I blackout, which is a lot.
>>542796873Do NOT drink tonight.
>>542792050all that>muh dependency cope no one has ever died from alcohol withdrawal. living las vegas is a shit movie that psyopped millions
>>542796873one probably couldn't hurt
>>542796873I'm not your fucking mother. Grow up.
>>542796873drink a san pellegrino :D
>>542796951>beer storeuh, beer?
>>542797091>no one has ever died from alcohol withdrawal.
>>542796824There is nothing worse than violent toothaches. They are monsters for denying you painkillers. Only time it happened to me (from a hollowed wisdom tooth just like you) the dentist could only take me the day after so i made a big scandal at the emergency room until they IV'd me with morphine for the night.It's insane we finally are living in a world where we can get rid of pain so easily but they still deny this little thing from you. I can't imagine how bad it was during the medieval era when you had one of those excrutiatingly painful toothache. It probably was suicide inducing.
>>542796159Do you take it while drinking or what?
>>542797042uh stinky newfag spotted, i hope this was all worth it for you
>>542792445Just because you don't like the taste doesn't mean it's objectively bad. When I was a little kid, I didn't like onions, for example.In your case you must have just kept the taste of a little kid your whole life.
>>542797279You can take it during or immediately after
>>542797212I knew a retard that beat his hearing out and poked his eyes out, from ear infection pain. Pretty nonverbal, and nobody picked up on it I guess.My wisdom teach getting broken in two and extracted would have driven me to taking a header if not for Tylenol 4 or whatever
>>542792445>How do you get addicted to alcohol it tastes bad?Two words: Arbor Mist
I thank god that I can actually enjoy alcohol. I enjoy a good cocktail, delicious wine or beer. There are so many interesting things to try and lots of history behind all these drinks.
>>542793244A handle is a 1.75L, a gallon more than TWO 1.75Ls.......A 1.75L is barely believable, as a literal alcoholic who drank a litre of gin every day for 10 years.2 of them is A straight up a lie.I mean that's like 8,000 calories a day in alcohol before you even consider calories from food. Even if he weighed 800 pounds that's thousands of surplus calories.
>>542797504Yeah this. I know everyone has different tolerances and different metabolisms but that is not particularly believable.
>>542797430sounds like a hippie amateur porn star
>>542796595if you're the excessive type: stop telling yourself everyday has to be total full blast coma. try to be calmer and more considerate with/to yourself. has to be learned.
>>542797212yeah i was pissed, i almost started a fight walking out. i never take pain meds and the one time in my life that i actually needed it i was turned down, by doctors, at a hospital, laying down looking at a sign like picrel and the sign literally said "how can we address your pain?" or something like that. there's no way i would've lived day in and day out with that pain. it was crippling. like being tied to a chair and you know you're about to be tortured every 10-15 minutes, all day long. i don't know what they did during the medieval era, it would be interesting to look up. i imagine alcohol and being held down while someone ripped it out of you. not an easy thing to do, either. you have to dig down into the gums. you can't just pop it out like in the cast away movie, if you tired that you would shatter the tooth, making your situation much much worse.
>>542797613forgot pic
>>542791855That's sad. I cut back because it's just too expensive now, but sometimes I don't drink for several months. I hate being hungover and I love waking up early, so it isn't a good fit a lot of the times. The correct answer is probably very light drinking. Have that (single) beer after work, or that (6oz) glass of wine with dinner, and maybe a finger of whiskey for woodworking, etc..
The OP webm is a hoax, brainiacs. I suppose you’re all to pissed to nootice.
>>542797720does it matter?
>>542791855shitty poison. I drink it like you drink semen and I'm still standing
>>542792767Making the movement look like shit I see. Great job
>>542793212>flaf>t. alcoholicYou really didn't need to staye the obvious, Ivan.
>>542791855So is the air you breathe, the water you drink, the food you eat, the chairs and sofas you sit on, the car you get into, the clothes you wear etc
>>542797414>I knew a retard that beat his hearing out and poked his eyes outWhat the fuck happened?
This guy claims to be a "paranormal expert" who can talk to ghosts.
>>542792050has he tried better quality vodka?
>>542791855Literally me
>>542796940go to youtube type “addiction ted talk”you are going to learn it’s uit’s ur life and u need to fix itbut u can’t fix it by yourself you need to repair whatever bonds you still have with ur wife n kids
>>542791855a GALLON you say?!
>>542796370If I post from India on 4chan I'm still posting on 4chan, bro!!! We're locked-in!
>>542791855No way he drinks a gallon a day. A gallon of 80 proof liquor is the equivalent or about 80 standard 5% beers. I don't care what your tolerance is, nobody would survive the resulting BAC.
>>542798124I find that a lot of people mistake a handle for a gallon. I don't really know why. Perhaps too much drinking.
>>542798081that's actually less worst
I used to drink a litre of pure vodka every day and I'd always wake up the next day with my laptop open to some thot livestreaming herself for money who'd seen I'd passed out and kept the video on. One night I was charged £320 FFS lol. All I can say is thank FUCK I got sober before OnlyFans was invented. Also, I have never visited any sites like that sober but the second I was pissed I turned into a raging pervert for some reason.
>>542791855The dose makes the poison. The trouble with alcohol is it causes overexpression of delta fosb protein in the brain. This protein hijacks your brain and physically forces you to drink more. You might think you're "choosing" to but not really.It's all very physical, mechanical stuff, like a machine.
>>542798339Historically speaking, drinking and fucking is how bongs procreated.Happens over here too.
>>542798124I was drinking a handle a day at my worst and that cunt must superhuman to drink a gallon a day. I remember getting a fucking seizure when I didnt drink for a day.
>>542798481Yup, livestreaming thots, paying for sex, fucking absolute slampigs, browsing /b/ etc were all activities that ceased the second I put down the booze.
>quit alcohol>quit porn>quit caffeine >quit sugar and seed oilssomething good will happen to me now right?
>>542798611How does that trope go?>Mom, you get drunk sometimes?>How do you think you were conceived?Parents chuckle hohoho.
>>542798699Yes, you will be hit by a truck. It's Gods plan.
>>542798501A litre and a half of spirit or 5-6 750cl bottles of strong wine was my upper limit after a decade. I'd just pass out instead of drinking any more, even if I could. Id say that was over 12 hours because I'd usually pass out between 2am-8am and wouldn't drink until the sweats and shakes started getting too bad (6 hours after getting up usually)
>>542796637sorry for you loss anon, go get wasted.
>>542798699you will live to be 100 and not crippledcongrats
>>542796873It's ok bro, you'll just drink enough to get buzzed.And after that one more couldn't hurt.That one went down too easy, have another.You know what? No worries tonight, you'll stop drinking later. Maybe tomorrow.
>>542798699To be honest, I've only ever seen it once in my life. Was fucking 25yrs ago. >No caffeine>No drugs>No booze>Almost zero sugar>Worked out regularlyDid it for a summer. Ended up with a girlfriend around mid-August.It was a fluke best I could tell. Godspeed.
>>542798030He had an inner ear infection, and was doing anything he could to kill the pain, like physically removing it. kekHe spent all day pushing his fist against neck arteries to try and die. would just pass out
>>542791855i used to get shitfaced off hard liquor once a week and i'd feel shakey and out of it for days afterwards. i can't imagine how bad doing it every day must fuck you up
>>542798699expecting to do something right becuase of a payoff is exactly the problem. do the good thing for its own sake
I know a rancher who wakes up and drinks first thing in the morning and goes through about a half-gallon of crown a day on top of Xanax and Percocets he has from when he got ran over by a tractor. His ranch has been falling apart because of it, recently one of the cows got out and this old nigger lady hit one of them, then he rolled his truck into one of the pastures when he was going about 75 up and down the dirt paths on his ranch and took the traction off to try to drift. Now his health is failing him so the family has taken over and they're just waiting for him to die to sell everything. There's a reason the Aryans considered drinking a sin.
>>542796637My father has rapid onset dementia. This will be his last year. I can't stand being around him because he is basically a literal retard. Can't feed himself. Can't bathe himself. Can't stop opening closed doors and closing open doors and windows. Checks the mail 30 times a day. Has zero recollection of my childhood, who my sister is, yesterday, last week. Nothing. Says nothing but WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?He's already gone. Sometimes I drink beer.Godspeed anon.
>>542797172I boughted vodka soda instead
>>542799087>Hit it
>>542792147Luckily his medicine comes in gallon bottles on the cheap.
>>542792445People drink for the effects, not the taste.Shoving a needle in your arm doesn't feel good either.
>>542799087Didn't European farmers drink a gallon of wine every day? Inb4 was weak wine and water was poisonous.
>>542799377About half a liter to a liter a day, but I'm talking about the Vedics, the Aryans that invaded India. Alcohol was a major sin in their society but they considered weed sacred.
>>542799480I see.
>>542794026If you go to that tourist trap pub in Brussels, keep an eye on your wallet and your phone. There are Nafri scum that hang around that area eyeing up drunk tourists to try to pickpocket or hustle. I am racist, hate them and they can tell I have an eye on them so they know to not come near me but I was part of a group that went there and we had a couple of people lose wallets and phones.
>>542795104ummm acktually if you were a giga-alcoholic and only drank alcohol, and didn't eat anything, you wouldn't gain weight. Not like your body can generate lipids from a completely different chemical. Alcohol acts more like a buffer for caloriesThat's why dying alcoholics usually look like jack skelington
>>542799510>"Indra protected in battle the Aryan worshipper, he subdued the lawless for Manu, he conquered the black skin." - [Rigveda, Book 1, Indra 130.8 ]>"the thunderer who bestowed on his white friends the fields, bestowed the sun, bestowed the waters." - [Rigveda, Book 1, Indra 100.18]>"Thou to the son aof Vidathin, Rjisvan, Thou smotest down the swarthy fifty thousand, and rentest forts as age consumes garment." - [Rig Veda , Indra - 4.16.13]>"Active and bright have they come forth, impetuous in speed like bulls, driving the black skin far away." - [Rig veda , Soma Pavamana - 9.41.1]Things really go to shit when Whites aren't around.
>>542794026Jesus. Gallows humor?
>>542799570That's kind of hilarious.
>>542799167too much sugar but enjoy.
>>542799650Yeah. Goes to show we've always hated shitskins.
>>542799536Yep, this.I got in to calorie counting during covid because I wanted to show the vaxxed normies that I was healthier than them while being unvaxxed and I soon realised that for whatever reason the calories they say are in alcohol do not seem to count as much.The danger with drinking is that you are more likely to eat kebabs and shit like that while pissed which are calorie bombs.
>>542796873when the urge kicks in just take a sip of your boyfriend pp, that will occupy your mouthI do same to my wife when she thinks of having a beer
>>542799536>If you drink a fuckton of calories nothing will happen
>>542793854What show are these guys from? I need to watch it!
>>542791855Checked.Literally me except I'm on wine so I guess its not so bad. Fucket anons. Do not take the alcohol jew no matter how depressed, traumas, death, fuckedup shit happenings happen to you. It's not worth being a slave to something you never wanted or thought about. You will become a bitter old man, but having said that. Fuck Jannies.
>>542799770Yes if you only get calories from alcohol you'll waste away and die, obviously. Do you think if you just drank 2l of alcohol for a month and nothing else, you'd become fat? If so every end-stage alcoholic should be like 500kg blobs
>>542791855Life is so gay that some people jump to Expert++ difficulty
>>542799536Like a lot of Abos?Yeah it's like they stop being able to so much as even maintain any muscle mass.
>>542799377>it was weak wine and water was poisonous.
>>542798699p0rn, caffeine and sugar are not that bad unless you can't control consumption. I drink one mug of coffee a day not more, no sugar but some plum purée and fig jam, maple sirup over my grapefruit, honey in my porridge. p0rn maybe once a week. I had to stop eating salty licorice, though, because I liked it too much and didn't want to have it become an addiction.
>>542799912so hows your soi latte in the morning?
>>542799900Bastardo!
I never understood the appeal of Alcohol, most people say it helps them relax and loosen up. For me its probably the complete opposite, i become more self conscious and withdrawn, does alcohol affect autists differently or whats the deal?
>>542799868Most end stage alcoholics look like holohoax surviver because their organs are shutying down and can no longer process food. They will shit out anything they eat almost immediately and literally piss protein because their kidneys are done.
Liquid jew
>>542799997It's more that they stop being able to eat. No appetite. Can't keep anything down.
>>542799970>I've already called the cyber police>heh>nice knowin' ya kid
>lol
>>542792157You say that, but he probably isn't able to get his dick up if that's how much of an addiction problem he has.
>>542793246>daniel also abuses several prescription medications dailyi mean he is just slow suiciding at this point
>>542791855IMPORTANT REMINDERA lot of media is completely fake bullshit.It is entertainment, like WWE.Do not attempt to base things you actually think upon things you saw supposedly demonstrated on goyvision.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>542799714Yeah i only drink 1 then the rest are sugar free nudes/nutrl since sugar is just as bad as alch lmao
>>542800496>Sugar free nudes
>>542799536>Not like your body can generate lipids from a completely different chemical.>lipids>carbon, hydrogen, oxygen>ethanol>carbon, hydrogen, oxygenethanol->acetaldehyde->acetate->(acetyl-coA carrier inserts it into various metabolic pathways, including lipid synthesis)So yes, ethanol can be turned into fat. Much like proteins can be burned for energy. And like with proteins being burned for energy, the capacity to process it in that way is limited such that it's not viable as the only calorie source for humans. Though the typical processing rate would probably allow low-activity survival as a hungry skeleton, unlike rabbit starvation.
>>542794496If you still haven't drank yet go to an aa meeting on zoom
>>542800450based DSP enjoyer
pancreatitis is the worst pain on earth
>>542796873no harm in just one. just make sure you DON'T have a cigarette as well. Smoking a cigarette with a stiff drink feels TOO GOOD and you'll want to keep going.
>>542801052>tfw alcoholic>body has issues breaking down acetaldehyde>not even fucking asianI think i got jewed genetically
>>542795082 You don't get it because youre not an alcoholic. That's a good thing, be thankful.
every time i drink now i'm sick the next day and the only thing that makes the day bearable is a couple of diazepam. usually go just over a week then give in to a craving. can't wait to be free of the poison. it's going to happen and i cannot wait.
>>542792776>don't do anything ever>hurr im so smart>die
>>542801817He is a fucking 14yr old.I remember having those thoughts too.
>>542801817>you're less likely to die if you pursue constructive or otherwise wholesome hobbies instead of debaucheryShocking.
>>542801351yep, DSP is a king
>>542791855I have to solution: similar to a disulfiram implant,implant a small bomb inside the patient that has adetonator with an alcohol sensor
