I just found out I'm jewish.What should I do?
>>543296673Being a Kike is a choice, not a fact of life.
Sign up for the Jewish Gibs programs.
>>543296673repent and be baptized
>>543296673Start a record company with rather suspect contractual agreements towards the artists.
>>543296673apologize
>>543296673Convert to Catholicism or rope
Start a podcast and make money. Let the goyim deal in the real world.
>>543296714>>543296673Kys kikes
>>543296673accept christ and convert
>>543296732Yeshua rapes kids
>>543296673settler colony, fast sell everything you own, bring money and soul
>>543296732Don't listen to the tsani tranny op,the only hope for you is to be over bearing on normal morality,never lie to other ,never steal like a nigger ,always be brave in the face of confrontation
>>543296732>>543296794These. Lots of Jews followed Jesus. You're fully capable. Ignore this >>543296806 child rapist.
>>543296673How'd you find out? Slam your nose in the door?Haha. Just kidding.If I were you I'd start a centre-left general interest podcast.
>>543296673Infiltrate and disrupt kike operations
>>543296673Go to israel and be a neet.
>>543296673>What should I do?check your foreskin.grow it back to spite your parents
>>543296673Adopt Jewish clothing and mannerisms. Study Hebrew. Acquire dual citizenship from Israel and move there. Make connections and acquire vast amounts of wealth. Find an Israeli wife and get khazar milkers in your face every night. Be happy.
>>543296946what keeps you up, freund?3:45am
>>543297080Ghosts.Place is fucking haunted.
>>543296673I found out my gf was Jewish and I plapped her cute redhead Yiddish pussy so hard little bagels came out her jussyShe's the best lover ever and good with money extremely high IQ and the tightest smallest pussy ever sex with her feels amazing Fuck the idiots who passed her over because she's small and full of rizz actually naw thank them hahah
>>543296732>repent and be baptizedExhibit A. Of why Christtards must be the first against the wall on the day of the rope. Jewishness is not a religion it's DNA you retarded fuckstain.
>>543296880For fuck sake.
>>543297184Kek
>>543297168you are expressing a very jewish resentment.
>>543296880>>543297184My gf has a small European noseAlso kek lol
>>543296673I don't have any suggestions that aren't a violation of global rule 1. But, if you can imagine the obscenest fedposting you've ever read, make it twice as bad, and make sure you stream it.Naturally I'm saying in Minecraft. Or just kill some Palestinian refugees, because apparently you guys are off the hook for committing a genocide. That's funny. It's like the opposite of that other thing. Or look into gene therapy.
>>543296673>I just found out I'm jewishif you just found out it means they didn't raise you like one. choose your destiny
>>543297131tell me moreI was on the toilet earlier and a small spider let itself down right in front of me and I had to get up. people say this never happens, but it does.Also had one of those large spiders crawl over me this summer while sleeping naked. i could feel it before waking up. "Oh those are just myths lol" Yeah fuck that.
>>543297184Got ya covered
>>543298017Sometimes it takes an artiste.
>>543296673Repent, and follow Christ.
>>543296673i troll other jews, but pretend to be a goy.
>>543296673Find some goyim to loan money at high interest to
>>543296673Baptism
>>543296673grow back your foreskin
>>543298099protect that foreskin
>>543296673You just won the lottery, you are now basically entitled to some free land in the West Bank, holocaust reparations from Germany and a big titty Khazar gf.
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