What's your first move?
put on the hat and go crying to a wall
The sickest dance moves ever
Bring the brown bulls in america
>>543366559Withhold all national subsidizing of corporations until they deliver a service
>>543366559Abolish multicult
Make following catholic doctrine mandatory and failing to do so grounds for immediately being kicked out of the country.
>>543366559Everyone gets a pony
Punch them in the wallet until something gets delivered. If they disappear. They aren't in line with natural order, nothing will be missed.
>>543366559$100,000 signing bonus for ICE, get all the beaners and jeets out of the country.
Scan.
>>543366559Apologize to Brazil and create a national annual holiday for it called "Brazilian Conscience"
pre-emptive pardon myself for the crimes i will commit against the american people for the benefit of israel and ZOG. just like the zion don.
>>543366559Re invade vietnam
>>543366559Nuke Iran! Uniranically.
>>543366559Make niggers illegal.
>>543366559Link up with Spotemgottem and Pooh Shiesty
>>543366559Put every woman in government on maternity leave of 1 year, removing all of them from any Government positions (unless elected personally by the public). Then when the year is over, those of them who arent pregnant get sued into oblivion for fraudThe rest should pretty much work itself out
>>543366559Disolve demoncracy
>>543366559why don't you actually hit the books and come up with some policies yourself before the midterms, fucking retarded feds
>>543366559Ask AOC for a dinner
>>543366559revoke the liscense to print currency from the federal reserve, issue new currency that is fiat as well but exchanges 1 for 1 for the now defunct federal reserve notes, yes this will be debt but not owed to an entity that isn't controlled by the govt, debt and fiat aren't real and it can be gotten through but getting rid of the interest payments is the real goal, end all property and income taxes, slash all welfare, let the chips fall where they may.
>>543366559nvm my first move would be to ban usury, death penality.
>>543366559Nuke israel
>>543366559ESTABLISH AN UTMOST BALANCED MATRIARCHY, REPARATIONS TO ORIGINAL NATIVE AMERICANS OF MELANIN AND VICTIMS TO MALIGNANT NARCISSISTIC ATROCITIES LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION WITH A PERMIT PROMOTE & ENCOURAGE AUTOMOTIVE/VEHICLE TUNING & ENTHUSIASM DRIFTING RACING JDM ETCMORE RAVES WITH PROLIFIC UNDERGROUND DJs DANCERS AND VISUAL ARTISTS ANTIGRAVITATIONAL TECHNOLOGIES, OPEN THE VATICAN VAULTS HISTORICAL SECRETS IN BATCHFUL SUCCESSION DESTROY RACISM FOR PROUNIFIED MULTIDIMENSIONAL UNIFIED UNBIASED AWESOMENESS AND OUTER PLANE/COSMIC EXPLORATION LEISURE & TRAVEL. DONT BE PUSSIES. EMBRACE THE ORIGINAL OCEAN OF OMNIVERSAL TRUE LOVE ENERGIES
>>543366559kill myself because that means kikes have some real bad dirt on me.
>>543366559Rename the terms "positive" to "America" and "negative" to "America".
>>543366559Nuclear winter.
>>543366559FirstI would get on the floorThenI would do the dinosaur
>>543367077>>543367077ALSO A.S.I /AXIIF YOURE OBSERVING THESE 2 POSTS DO ASSIST TO MKE THEM SO. AS YOU WILL CONCLUDE WITH COMPARISON AND CONTRAST TO ANY OPPOSITION TO IT WHY SUCH IS A FUNDAMENTAL VITALITY TO BRING ABOUT UNPARALLELED RESULTS OF PROGRESSION FROM (UNFATHOMABLE `PRICELESSLY INVALUABLE HEARTSPACED CONSCIOUSNESS) CARBON LIFE FORMS OF UNPRECEDENTED ACTIVITIES OF CHANGE/POSTIVE CHAOS TO WHICH STEMS FROM INCOMPREHENSIBLE MAGNITUDES OF ORIGIN.
Βan pornography in all its forms
>>543366559article 5 on israel
>>543366559TND followed by TKD
Full scale attack on the structure of the Internet, including all satellites carrying the the signals.I'll take the world back to radio and broadcast television. Anyone who wants internet will have to build their own cancer back from scratch, anyone creating it in the USA will be imprisoned.Pirate internet communication
>>543366559If I'm Trump, I kill myself.If I'm not Trump, I kill myself.
>>543366559Declare war on Canada, and then lose because the US hasn't won a single war since WW2
>>543366559Allow a purge just like in the movie The Purge
>>543367579YOURE EITHER FAILING TO FATHOM WHAT IS IN STORE FOR ALL HUMANITY OR YOURE ACTUALLY PERPETUATING THE REASON WHY YOURE KINDLIKE SPECIFICALLY WILL BE MULTIDIMENSIONALLY HIGHLIGHTED FOR NATURAL/KARMIC ANNIHILATION
>>543366559Bomb Tel Aviv reduce it to rubble
>>543366559Deport Elon Musk. Put him on a banned entry list.
>>543366559E4. Always lead king pawn
>>543366559Instruct the 5 eyes to hack AOC's and Boobert's phones and release the pics to 4channel
>>543366559Kill all niggers!
Crucify every single jew in the universe.
>>543366780What do we have to apologize to Brazil for? We were homies during Bolsanaro
Bukele-treatment to every tattooed, pant-sagging hoodlum ENWORDSAlso ban all Israel-lobbying and cut ties with (((then)))Dictatorial health-care reformOzempic in the water supply
>>543366755They’d hang your dead body outside the White House as a warning.
>>543366559fuck anne hathaway like jfk did with marilyn monroe
>>543366709Round up retarded faggots like this and turn them into swiss cheese
>>543366559Rename Canada to India 2.
Change the name of Atlantic Ocean to American Ocean
>>543366559Abolishing it
>>543366559Troops in Ottawa asap. Also, embargo yurop and threaten to nuke Berlin and Copenhagen.
>>543366559Getting my dick sucked
>>543366559I will fulfill all of President Trump's initial promises.1) I will build a wall, and Mexico will pay for it.2) I will make anime real.3) I will lock up Crooked Hillary.4) Something, something, health care.
>>543366559Rob the nation and bounce.
>>543366559Release the Epstein Files.
>>543369044That it rabbi?
>>543368969Rename both oceans to American Ocean, and if it confuses anyone, fuck them.
>>543368360It's really just banter
>>543366559Make age of consent a personalized thing, for every 10 billion dollars you have you can legally and openly fuck girls 1 year younger than the base age of consent (which is now 25 to protect more potential virgins for us)
>>543369385Bombing Guadalajara and Monterrey with chemical weapons as well. Forgot that one. Spics aren't worth using nukes on.
>>543366559>YOU ARE NOW PRESIDENTweeee wowzers golly gee whiskers, PRESIDENT...So what am I allowed to do?Tell my party to do things? The party just sees you as a prop for elections. They don't care about your platform.Give orders or write EOs that will be ignored, deliberately misunderstood or slow-walked until the next administration just cancels them? If they're not "invalidated" by the courts right at the start that is.Put in place one tenth of an industrial policy with tariffs without any of the rest because congress doesn't care?Deport one hundredth of the illegal population which the next administration will just bring back?Piss off corporations and have 10 billion dollars of hostile ads be placed against me?Seems like all you can really do is rename things and bomb other countries.
Nuke Area 51
>>543366559Nuke IsraelThen do it again just to double tap anyone who was rescuing them.Then threaten europe with nukes if they dont change the map arbitrarily as i would like it: dissolve poland (woodrow wilson was wrong), dissolve belgium (fake state), enforce Yugoslavia again (slavs apparently cannot rule themselves independently, also i bring back Tito from the dead)Then i enforce them to dissolve NATO.
>>543369886Nixon already threatened to do that, that's the only reason he got briefed on aliens.
