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Don't just say "niggers lol", I actually want to know what this place is about and if it ever had (or will have) a chance. It's such a huge, diverse country with so many resources, I feel if it fixed itself the rest of Africa would follow afterwards
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Ooga booga
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Average IQ is around 70. There's your answer.
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>>543698843
>if it fixed itself
>fixed
>itself
Niggers lol
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>>543698909
>>543698996
These are just slightly more sophisticated versions of saying "niggers lol"
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>>543698843
I can think of one thing, and one thing only about Congo that isn't negative.
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>>543699155
It's puttering along exporting raw materials to the west and China. They have some territorial disputes in the east. They had a huge war in the relatively recent past. They're poor as shit and they have too many kids. I assume like most other African countries there's a very small elite at the very top that monopolizes most of the wealth from exporting the aforementioned raw materials and runs a graft / patronage network while the overwhelming majority of the population are poor, malnourished semi-literates
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Various points that I can remember:

Child marriage still happens there, some of whom are girls sold by their families since they can't afford to raise them.

Lubumbashi is a highly-polluted city due to cobalt, I believe.

Roads are generally impassible for long hauls, which is also due to rogue militarized groups demanding bribes to allow passage.

Just a few of their problems.
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>A study of 253 men from Tanzania found that the average penis length of Tanzanian males is 11.5 cm (4.5 in).
https://www.auajournals.org/doi/10.1016/j.juro.2013.02.3200

>A study of 115 men from Nigeria found that the average penis length of Nigerian males was 13.37 cm (5.1 in)
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17191423/

>A study of 248 Korean men identified the average Korean penis length to be 13.53 cm (5.33 in)
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5028213/

>A Study of 4,685 Italian men found the average penis length of an Italian male to be 16.78 cm (6.6 in)
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33748967/

>A study found the average (7.1 inches) in the congo is actually 5.5 inches on further review
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28154646/
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>>543699210
Mokele mbembe
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>>543698843
niggers lol
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>>543698843
>It's such a huge, diverse country
Proof?
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>>543698843
>It's such a huge, diverse country
There you go, that's the main reason. Combined with some glownigger tomfuckery and Congo never had a chance. Stable African countries can exist as shown by Rwanda and Kagame but Congo isn't one of those.
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they're niggers
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>>543698843
Donkey Kong
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>>543698843
The Belgians had it as a colony for years, there is literally gold lying around everywhere

3 people and a basic water pump could make $32000 in a week if you got the right spot could get it out to sell at top price
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Ebola is one of the weirdest viruses on the planet
The fruitbat theory is utter bullshit
Back in the records of the Belgian colonial times a mine was being dug, to follow a seam they used dynamite to open up another shaft
A group of natives were sent in to start mining and immediately started coughing, within 72 hours they were all dead with ebola type symptoms
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In 1891 Arthur John Simes, a bong travelling through the congo said he and his men got attacked by giant spiders after getting caught in a huge web
He said they were 2-3 foot in size, 2 of his men were killed and he died from the bite he received
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Belgian colonel and WWII fighter ace Remy Van Lierde photographed what he estimated was a 40–50 foot snake from a helicopter over the Congo
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this handsome fella is an okapi
related to the giraffe it was thought to be a myth until they found them in the early 1900's in the congo
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The rumble in the jungle was fought there
Ali v Foreman
Pic rel is the culture of The Sapeurs

>Society of Ambiance-Makers and Elegant People

Its a thing
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Mount Nyiragongo is one of the few lava lakees in the world
The lava has a similar density to water and can flow at incredible speeds

It split the city of Goma in half in 2002
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>>543698843
They will first have to make significant investments in infrastructure, mainly roads and bridges up to standards.
The northern basin is dense jungle and rivers, the east is still plagued by huttu/tutsi conflicts
the south has the copper belt which enjoys the most investment projects at the moment
As far as the people go they haven't tamed the land nor do they seem willing or see a need to do so, which is their downfall, like you mentioned there's a wealth of resources there, it's a giant landmass and the center of the african continent so it has so much potential, but it's simply being wasted.
>>543703939
j'ba fofi I really hope they exist, same with the giant snakes which would make sense in the isolated jungle wetlands areas.
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>>543705022
there is shit in there we have no idea about
the cryptid legends are wild
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>>543705194
Legend has it that there's a giant nigger in there
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>>543705397
His name is Mbombo (Bumba)
He apparently vomited up creation
Not even kidding
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>>543705562
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>>543699155
Well the whole of the shithole named Congo could be summed up like that
Tbf
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>>543703728
You’re forgetting about the elephant graveyard cave
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>>543698843
You can buy a palace and kilometers of land there for a fraction of a house in Manchester suburbs. However, you'll laso have to spend a few thousand quid per month to hire some guns for protection.
They have a shitton of natural resources and it's a free for all. The place where you either die horrifically or become filthy rich.
>>543705022
First of all they'd need a semblance of political stability. The infrastructure would follow naturally.
>>543705397
They have tiny niggers, pygmy tribes. Regular niggers don't consider them human, so they enslave and eat them.
It's not beyond the realm of posibility to have some giant nigger tribe living in the jungle.
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>>543698843
Im an expert on this I have a bachelors in niggers.

Congo is full of niggers. Thats really all you need to know.
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>>543702220
LOL
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>>543698843
Empire of Dust.
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>>543711502
More like Empire of Niggers



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