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>Courts backlog will fall despite scrapping of jury trial plan, minister says
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crq5nd9dgz68o
>Brits to be able to use their face as their passport as new technology means they won't have to scan documents flying back into the UK
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16181713/Brits-facial-recognition-passport.html
>'Hundreds' heading for UK today as 'multiple' dinghies set to arrive on South Coast
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2254321/hundreds-heading-uk-today-multiple
>Labour ‘betraying’ special-forces veterans to bolster EU ties
https://archive.ph/TEjwd
>Court quashes block on mothers and children in Gaza joining families in UK
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/oct/04/court-quashes-block-on-mothers-and-children-in-gaza-joining-families-in-uk
>I can cut cost of housing to stop London brain drain, Cleverly claims
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/james-cleverly-london-mayor-conservative-party-tory-conference-b3060377.html
>Has Zack Polanski peaked? Green Party faithful say he'll survive defeat in Holborn & St Pancras by-election
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/zack-polanski-green-party-defeat-holborn-st-pancras-by-election-b1299383.html
>Heavy police presence as anti-migrant protests take place in Southampton and Dover
https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2026-10-03/police-braced-for-anti-migrant-protests-on-south-coast
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WOAHHH TOMMY TOMMY
>>
This _October:

(O)pen the books that challenge you.
(C)ondition your mind for depth.
(T)reat your attention as currency.
(O)wn your internal reality.
(B)ury excuses in silence.
(E)mbrace solitude and focus.
(R)epeat until it's automatic.
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>Dreams can come true
>Look at me babe, I'm with you
>You know you gotta have hope
>You know you gotta be strong
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met a big tit swedish model who has big tits and is 18 lads. im moving to sweden too, in fact i've just come to collect me bennies then im off to gothenburg to be with her
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buzzed from the paracetamols
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>>543763257
good lad, hope you have a nice life
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>>543763257
you're free now
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>fire alarm goes off
>5 mins
>still going off
>go out to lobby
>everyone in car park
>one member of staff + agency staff struggling to turn fire alarm off
>have to show them how
>fire door alarm is also going off
>have to turn that off separately at a different console
>have to show them how to do that too
this is why I'm the don
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>>543763257
I actually visited Gothenberg in like 2018. I thought it was kinda shit
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>>543763319
yeah its gonna be based, playing games, living in sweden, banging my big tit model gf. thanks lad. just a little bit longer and i'll be in sweden banging my hot swedish gf.
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>>543763368
>Forgets to reset it
>Building burns down and takes everyone out
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like everyone just knows
soon as I leave me gaff
walk into lobby
if there's a problem
its about to be solved
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>>543763368
anybody set fire to their room yet?
at mine back in the day some madcunt started a fire with a toaster behind his fridge
I still have one of the shirts I stole from his room after they put the fire out lol
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>>543763368
They’re coming for you.
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>>543763257
Took my son to Gothenburg on hollybobs. The theme park was closed.
Fuck Sweden.
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>>543763435
Still got a hat from my hostel day.
Found it in a bin.
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>>543763518
Still got a pair of jeans someone left at my work 25 years ago. Wear them every week.
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>>543763499
you didn't check if it was open before leaving the country?
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>>543763499
should have gone to uppsala or sollentuna
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>There are a few cases of fire starters, but there is no proof that's thé students, could even be some far right extrémists.
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>>543763566
Found a jumper a house loft once.
Covered in coal soot.
Still got it.

Close to binnable now mind.
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>>543763566
now that's a good pair of jeans
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>>543763435
only thing thats happened like that is when dementialad tried setting fire to his room by putting books in the oven when he was having a melty over someone trying to get into his room (it was him)
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After 35 long years of being a weirdo I have decided to become a normie, vote lib/lab/con, support souf fc, watch the bake off, play paddle on tuesdays, etc. at first everybody close to me will think I've lost the plot but once they see that it is a genuine transformation they will be delighted. As will I
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Kek. Just noticed Lidl gave me 10x points on the full value of my half price beef.
Didn't even notice they were deluxe range.
Now got enough points for a £10 voucher.
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>>543763789
you trailed off there lad, is everything alright? press 9
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>>543763730
>putting books in the oven
lmao, shenanigans
every hostel stay has a couple really dramatic incidents like that I think
it's like being part of your own weird little community college class and everybody always remembers that stuff, years down the line
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>>543763789
It's too late. Everyone will be able to sense it's false.
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>>543763589
We did 10 days in Copenhagen then a few days in Sweden. Didn't check as it was a last minute idea.
We were both a bit stoned after getting a fuckton chunk of sticky black in Copenhagen.
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>>543763789
You see last night's strictly?
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>>543763830
larp

>>543763911
only memorable events here really are that + when hostellass called plod on me randomly
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>>543763663
The left are cultural cancer. They can’t be reasoned with.
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Tea time ego attack kek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdI7uI2iaX4

work tomorrow
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>>543763789
>play paddle on tuesdays
why do people love paddle ball so much right now?
it's weird, do people really get that excited about fad sports?
>have you heard of paddle ball yet, it's wild
>it's like tennis but you play it with a paddle
>but don't you play it on a tennis court
>we're building brand new paddle ball courts EVERYWHERE explicitly for the playing of paddle ball

what is up with that, really
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how would you describe this? It will clearly have no impact on israel
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>>543763692
Still going strong. Crosshatch. Found second hand in 2021.
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>>543764000
>larp
No.
My posts are always truth.
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>>543764041
Tennis is like football in that the vast majority of people are unbelievably shit at it in a full sized playing space. Make it a lot smaller and people tend to be a little better at it.
Paddle is the tennis version of 5 a side.
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Surely we're overdue to have a similar Cornell style scandal.
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>>543764000
I tooootaly believe everything you post about yourself la
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>>543764023
Ich kenne nur ein Programm, Es wird niemals alt
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>>543763976
no, normie life starts tomorrow. what am I in for?
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>>543763730
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>>543764135
You need to find a man bitch with a thumb-clit coursing with testosterone who wants to fuck anyone.
You won’t find such a woman just anywhere.
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Christmas soon
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Some proper weird people play airsoft. Had to stop going me. Super audhd-ists.
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>>543764185
A lot of gay men. A lot of jews. A lot of on-the-face false political views espoused solely because they make the speaker sound more generous than someone who disagrees.
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>>543764185
Based. HSBC are proud of you son.
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>>543764118
oh I see so it's like tennis that normal people can actually play
still, they've come out of nowhere and now they're all over the place, and people get bizarrely excited about news of paddle ball courts in their area
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>>543764251
Airsoft melties are the best. They're prime candidates for the nobs that took themselves off to Ukraine only to be exploded five seconds after getting there.
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>>543764053
No come on, you’ve gotta believe that the chosen people will give up on world domination because someone tried to use their own cheap trick on them.
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>>543764337
I’ve yet to play it because I currently have no friends, don’t want any, and find it painfully awkward to turn up alone somewhere to play sport.
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>>543764410
>playing paddle ball by yourself
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>>543764053
polanski melty icumen in
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>>543764447
That’s how you get really good.
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>>543764410
badminton is autistic as fuck, join one of those groups. Fun too
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>>543764447
I sometimes play squash on my larry. Good for getting rid of hangovers.
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>>543763368
Yeah Don Poorandlonely
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>>543764410
I just go hiking on my own.
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>>543764462
Reckon his party will come after him. He abstained which shows that he wasn’t gung ho on the position. That’s because he’s a kike, which they won’t have the balls to admit, but they’ll want to know why he isn’t on side.
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>>543764073
Lmao. They are actually blue. Seems I'm still to sober to operate a camera.
Better open this wine.
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>>543764462
He's ruined the green party. Used to be some nice gilfs in there.
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>>543764610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arfzlZJq6R4
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>>543764677
>green gilfs and minge
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>>543764610
Yeah same. I climbed 5 Marilyn’s this summer. Not as many as I ought to have but it was so fucking hot.
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Prefer no snorkel choke swimming.
The near term sense of drowning makes me dingding ting.
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>>543764610
Same. Its not as good without a gf but in ways it's better.
(Don't have to deal with her when not hiking)
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>>543764793
bum
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>BREAKING: 82000 UNDER LOCKDOWN RESTRICTIONS IN GOSPORT UNTIL TUESDAY
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Had a lucid dream last night and the first thing I did with this self-awareness was to conjure someone and knob them, I'm so disappointed with myself.
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>>543764610
I never go on my own - what you're doing is called 'dogging' or 'cruising'
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>>543764793
You sound like a tory.
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>>543764858
fuck off
it's a stonesthrow away from martial law at that point
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>>543763102
)
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>>543764798
You missed out on the alpine divorce fad?
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>>543764858
UKSploosh has arrived - let the fun commence

LIVE NOW Gosport Migrant Crisis !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPPPaz3WZqE
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>>543764750
I've done 43 munros, 8 corbetts and a bunch of smaller stuff.
Planning to double that next year.
Sub 2000s on the cards for winter. Nothing like a pot of beef stew on a hill in the cold.
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>>543764202
It's October the 4th and I'm still going out in shorts and a t-shirt. Hopefully by November I'll be able to slip on a long sleeve shirt and trousers.
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>>543764870
I hate dreamsex
always makes me feel drained and spooked
genuinely feel like there's some validity to myths about succubi
be careful you're not plugging a literal dream demon ig?
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Gosport blockade
https://www.youtube.com/@humandilemma_/live
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>>543764984
>ArgieBargie
Lovely.
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>>543764974
>alpine divorce
I got the 'silver bullet' variant again. Still recovering 5 years later.
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>The motion called for the abolition of the state of Israel and the establishment of a “single democratic Palestinian state in all of historic Palestine with Jerusalem as its capital”.
how will jewlanski reconcile this blatant antisemitism in the green party?
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time to get in bed and watch tiktok until I go akip
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>I hope someone goes along and asks Melanie Phillips a fairly obvious question: how does a commentator who spends so much time worrying about other people failing to integrate square that with describing Britain as “an enemy of the Jewish people” and “a menace to civilisation”?
>If someone from another minority spoke about Britain in those terms over a dispute concerning their ancestral homeland, I suspect she’d have quite a lot to say about integration.
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where did all the people who left brit/pol/ go?
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>>543764984
Sorry, am I missing the part where he's in Gosport? Just a black screen and 2 hours of him driving.
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>>543763257
Last thread you were off to Serbia with your Serb gf to live the dream.
You're a fast but fickle worker.
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>>543765080
>not an ally
>that makes you an enemy
and they wonder why people don't want to fucking live with them
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>>543765080
needs to be snappier than that lad, you lost me
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>>543764988
Brutally hillmogged me.
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>>543765129
he just got there, then lost signal - he'll be back
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>>543764984
>black screen

You lying fetid swine
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>>543765129
This one has it
>>543765021
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>>543765102
Elsewhere.
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>>543765055
Should we expect the Swedish yawning animal poster? Maybe some other foreign flag gimmick? Yes
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>>543765080
That pic
>oy vey, why is this poison gas we released into the air choking the chosen people too?
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>>543765080
>Melanie Phillips
What a thoroughly disgusting person.
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tick tock wagies kek
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>>543765188
You starting?
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>>543765102
X, daily mail comments section and mumsnet
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start drilling fuel tanks and prepare for the fuel shortages

even if theres not much in there - you need to take others out of the game
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>>543765051
>jewlanski
He'll reconcile it with the fact that he's leading a left containment operation designed to go nowhere.
How does he know it will go nowhere? Because he's leading it and that's his job.
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>>543764053
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>Who do you most look up to?
>Jason Arday
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>>543765398
Runcorn palace
Round the back
9pm
Ask for jimmy

(you wont)
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>>543765051
Given the history of the situation, how do they propose the abolition of the state?
They literally had our government over a barrel, making us do whatever they wanted, doing horrific things on their behalf, and then they rigged the statehood vote at the UN.
Our entire system across three parties and several governments couldn’t stop them from stealing that land, what does one party in government think it could do?
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>>543765080
They've been practising PILPUL as their religion for 3,000 and people still think they're going to get somewhere having a frank and honest reasonable debate.
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>>543765449
Weird that the three leaders aren’t MPs, despite an open goal for them in the last GE. It suggests insecurity.
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>>543765557
Can't get the kerosene for my helicopter
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Still creasing at Don PoorandLonely ngl
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>>543765705
Bit late to be doing that.
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>>543765102
From what I've heard a fair few went to IRC.
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>>543765449
>the illegal occupation
sort of trailed off there greenbaum lad
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Gosport LIVE feeds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPPPaz3WZqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aR4ZGMEzRA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nngu5N9lzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGTIdZxnq6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgIJ6RFsn2I

Not my fault if some go offline
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>>543765201
guess i'm not invited
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>>543765714
If you were sweaty you could make it from your own grease
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>>543765892
wahey it's kick off time

I love how we're doing this every week now
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>>543765955
But the boats will drop off soon as the sea gets colder and rougher.
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>>543765955
>me irl watching from my cosy home with a hot deliveroo delivery
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>>543766044
>with a hot deliveroo delivery
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>>543766044
fuck dewogeroo you nobend
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>>543763257
respect.
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>>543766076
>>543766092
The bloke who invented egg wrapped in sausage meat died

His name was Scott Chegg
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>>543765771
Some mad lad was making pork chops at 3am last week.
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>>543766129
haha wonderful
kill yourself though
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>>543766190
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>>543765955
Seethe's rising.
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>>543765705
you could fit them in the legs of your crosshatch jeans you fat cunt lmao
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>>543766054

man i really wanted to play this but cant justify getting a VR headset just for 1 game... I know there is a mod to play it normally on PC but apparently there lots of VR/puzzles and its not worth it.

just want Half life 3/hl2 ep 3... even if it was made with the same graphics/engine as 2004 i dont even care.
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fuck sake just heard her ringtone in me corridor she can fuck right off
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Labour want to rob Peter to pay Paul. But, you see, I don't know Peter and I don't know Paul.
So it doesn't affect me.
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Josh diddles kids
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>HEYYYYYY TOMMY TOMMY
>TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY ROBINSON
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>>543766434
dont want to be rude but is that a lesbian man complaining about real lesbians
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>>543766434
That is one grim looking trannie
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>>543766044
>deliveroo
Why do you think the boats are coming lad?
Don't encourage them.
Learn to cook.
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>>543766387
im using a cloud pc, alyx is on sale so worked out price as if alyx wasn't

Its worth it just for that game

cex online is subject to a 14 days return , just return it when you finished
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>>543766173
That was me. Then I painted my radiators. Going to second coat them later.
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>>543765892
It's just a bunch of chavs standing around
Literal nothingburger
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nuke india
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Ya fort yer woz talkin' ter kidz online
but ya wozn't talkin' ter a kid yer wer' talkin' to me.
Wer Predator Hunter Angle Guardianz of der Norf.
'N we jus' exposed yer fuarkin arse.
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>>543766577
holy projection
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>>543766434
this has to be satire
>googles that
oh
well then

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/oct/02/margot-robbie-changing-her-name-to-her-husbands-hurts-my-beautiful-lesbian-brain
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Big Zuu (allegations) nationalism
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>>543766241
34" waist at 6'1"......
>Fat cunt.
Do one you spastic.
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>>543766622
https://youtu.be/tvbMIaVHWFQ
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>>543765421
Fuck that bro, I'mma be rich when I start turning atheists into bio-fuel.
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>>543766405
Politics in a nutsack.
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>>543766590
Izzat fucking maxxed. I know he's the shit around there. What, are you just gonna not put your feet on the scolding burgers? Fucking pussy.
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>>543766569
Going to have another breakdown at silly o'clock in the morning?
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>>543766682
you're seething
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>>543766684
>they always get a white guy
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creasing
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>>543766577
The Police playbook now is just delay until after midnight - they know people have got work tomorrow
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>>543766577
>It's just a bunch of chavs standing around
>Literal nothingburger
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>>543766577
So britpol but standing.
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>>543766653
I eventually realised the whole Guardian website is satire though, including the reader comments.
Presuming the whole MSM to be wicked satire is the only sane way to look at it.
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>>543766646
Not really lol, when have these protests ever achieved anything except get a few people arrested
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Someone's put a shekel in the spastic.
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>>543766876
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>>543766997
surprised you noticed it given how loose you are.
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>>543766997
Flashback
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>>543766997
Here's today's Sunday Night after-dinner 'Billions Must Die' video. Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-Mj3GtIVhA
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>>543766789
Possibly. I tend to get a bit seethy when drunk.
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>>543766993
shut up you tart
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https://archive.is/xELEw
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>>543767098
cor
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i don' think they can hold out in Gosport they'll just sail the migrants down the coast
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>>543767304
>the kikes voted for a kike
what a staggering happenstance
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>>543767304
>divide us

Why is it the default position that we have to be unified with shitty garbage who will destroy our lives just because of what a load of fuckups they are?
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Sussex mentioned
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>>543767098
there's a line in this Fall song I like, "Live At The Witch Trials," where Mark E Smith shouts out "UNSYMPATHETIC TO SPASTICS"
always hits me well weird until I realise that's just what people called them back then
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>>543767304
>Sieg Chai
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Me carrot looks like trumps finger.
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>>543767536
Beef stew?
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>Carlson went on to question why Britain bothered entering the second world war and claimed Germany had a legitimate claim over parts of Poland.
>Rees-Mogg said: “Otherwise we’d be speaking German.”
>Carlson replied: “Who cares? There are a lot of people in Britain who can’t speak English. So it would be nice to have at least a European language spoken in your country.”
top kek
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>>543767585
Aye.
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>>543767587
er hat ein Punkt
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>>543767413
Worthless venture anyway. Most come in planes and get all their ability to do that in embassies. What's the point of all this? Maybe we should protest outside of parliament all day every day. . We're acting like our government are just retards, but inside of them they are all vicious wolves.
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>>543767587
They performed the meme!

Kinda like it's all scripted hmmm?
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>>543767587
>>Rees-Mogg said: “Otherwise we’d be speaking German.”
I AM GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF! There was no chance of German invasion and the idea that we'd be Germanised, and in only 80 odd years, is laughable.
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>>543767587
>>543767711
LEAKED EXCERPTS FROM PRIVATE TEXT MESSAGE EXCHANGE BETWEEN REES-MOGG AND CARLSON:
>"so then I say the bit about speaking german, then you come in and say oh well it'd be nice if we had a european language in this country wouldn't it?"
>"lol lmao"
>"rofl"
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>>543765016
Yeah, will need to use the powers for introspection, exploration of the subconscious, or something if it ever happens again uh... succubus is a possibility. I think dream magick is supposed to be spiritual not about knobbing.
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>>543767840
Yeah the idea of actually watching such slop, and it really is primo slop, is insane.
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>>543767480
For spastic songs it's got to be Ian Dury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6isXNVdguI8
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>>543767633
Don't forget to flour the beef before searing it.
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>>543767665
its performative but speaks to the wider issue of legal migration
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>>543767859
>supposed to be spiritual
>not about knobbing.
At the end of the day, are they not both really the same thing.
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>>543767840
Nice to know CIA and MI6 are still in communication on the Yiddish backchannels
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>>543767840
>why did you do all the things the US did?!
>now you have brown people!
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>>543767959
>Spasticus Autisticus
>[watch later]

I mean I'm js I can't be the only person who has noticed that on a long enough timeline any word they introduce to replace a less "politically correct" word becomes a slur of its own right?
spastics was like short for spasticated but then it got shortened down to spaz so they were like "shit, we need something new... how about retarded?"
and the cycle begins anew
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>british people do-a-thing show, this time pottery, or specifically "Okay we know you're retarded so make handles for premade cups"
>the mixed race transqueer contestant goes "eewww he's stroking it like a willy!" (he's not)
>the boomer women blush as they see it too
>the youngest contestant is a muslim woman who is only a face veil short of a burqa
>the boomer men self deprecate about their age and ability
What a diverse array of Britons these programs have. I feel like television needs some age quotas and to not just be the preserve of boomers and their pets, not that I want to see what ogres de la america we've had foisted upon us.
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>>543768047
what they don't tell you about it is how much you miss the shadow puppet shows when you leave the cave
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https://goyimx.com/joshxhowie/status/2106775776108613670
>Jews welcome at the 90th anniversary of the Battle of Cable Street
Nice to see the pro israeli jews and pro palestine luvvies having a tiff
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>>543767413
the amount of energy going into ferrying shitskins into this country is astounding
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>>543768383
jew vs luvvies who would win?
hopefully not the kike rat bastards
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>>543768383
we must build a new holocaust museum and hopefully it will be the last one
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https://goyimx.com/JolyonRubs/status/2105987607003836561#m
>Saka is English, you racist pricks
oooooooooooooooooooo remembers The Revolution Will Be Televised?
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>>543767975
Aye. That's next. I'm now suitably drunk and just guessing at what will make it nice.
I did have an AI upscaled recipe but fuck it. I'm a drunk cook so just winging it and it will be better.
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stand up for your fucking self.
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looks like burnham is going soon, dirty cunt was tanking backhanders from the arabs while he was mayor of manchester
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>>543768590
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>when the gf pisses me off so i have anal sex with my ex then come home and get the gf to suck me off
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>>543768590
I enjoyed that.
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>>543768789
Should have got that meat on ages ago m8. Then just moved sequentially through the veg.

COME ON!
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>>543768698
takes me back
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>>543768969
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>>543768887
Already? New genny when? Kemi genny?
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>>543763102
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>>543769056
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>>543769083

he'll probably try cling on like starmer, but if he's as corrupt as the claims are he wont last long
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>>543768789
Also cook the mushrooms in a dry pan. Gives them a deeper flavour.
>>543769008
Its black cat awareness month apparently.
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>>543769056
I'm trying to work out how to dust with flour and brown it off.
It's a fucking HUGE amount of meat.
Almost as much as boggos mum takes in an evening.
I was peeling garlic while contemplating the issue.
(And remembering ola the garlic peeling girl I was shagging in 2004)
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>>543769172
Luv me cuntrie I do me, luv a nice liccle genny every six months or so I do me
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>>543769389
That a mega dingy?
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>>543769355
Get a bowl, add flour, add a fistful of meat, toss and coat, shake off excess, fry. Repeat. Also stick garlic in a glass jar and shake, quick method.
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>>543769080
That's Hachi and Nana.
Hachi likes to steal Nana's food and shit in the utility room sink or the bath.
Nana likes to death run through the bathroom window using anyone sitting on the toilet as a high speed, full clawed climbing frame.
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>>543769444
RNLI chartered ferry ride
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>>543769173
>Also cook the mushrooms in a dry pan. Gives them a deeper flavour.
Did consider this but I've got an hour of browning beef to come.
Might not bother. Might.
Depends how drunk I get.
I miss the sacks of dried chanterelle my polish mother in law used to send.
She picked them daily and dried them herself. Used to have a black bag full of them at any time.
It's £6 for about 20g in Tesco.
Cunts.
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>>543769355
>peeling garlic
Can't be frigged with that myself. Just sprouts in the fridge and on the counter and takes ages. Use frozen cubes or paste.

Certain things store and freeze better than others. Like dried lemongrass is fucking appalling (doesn't even taste remotely like it). Garlics fine.
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>>543763789
You can still do all that stuff and hide your power level.
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https://goyimx.com/provisionalidea/status/2106465309729214635#m
>I do not think many people outside highly wonky circles understand the degree to which the US Administration is engaging in Russian-style hybrid warfare against Canada. Attempting to provoke secession as part of an annexation campaign is not a small deal.
>When de Gaulle proclaimed “Vibe le Québec libre !” in a speech, it provoked a diplomatic crisis between Canada and France that did not subside until after de Gaulle’s resignation. This is far bigger than that.
Death to America

>It’s not, and months ago Jeffrey Rath went down and was promised $350 million USD for a similar agreement. We’ve been under hybrid warfare attack for years now. It began in 2022 when Tucker Carlson leveraged (or collaborated with) the Trucker Convoy to oust Trudeau.
>I still can’t believe they were so brazen as to have a cabinet official meet them in a SCIF
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>>543766044
Anyone who's eaten fast food has eaten a Turkishman's bodily fluids. Are you gay for Turks?
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>>543769468
All my bowls are full of chopped stuff already.
I shall have to improvise.
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>>543764053
Holy based. If a bunch of limp-wristed greenies can do this why not Reform?
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Globally, electricity generation per person has grown more that 50% this century. Here in the UK our generation peaked in 2003 and has fallen by more than a third since then. Today's level is similar to the the late 1960s.

Source is from our world in data.

Chasing net zero has left us skint and at the mercy of energy exporters
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>>543769636
I'm Scottish. I'll drag my balls over hot razorblades before I'll pay for peeled garlic.
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>>543769699
The sink is bowl shaped.
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>>543769754
It's cheaper.
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>>543769812
Garlic's free.
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Oo

They're on the way in la
>There are two boat loads inchoomin
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>>543769468
Ai says 1/2 a cup of flour for 2.5kg of meat.
Doubt.
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>>543769874
>sar track
Kek
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>>543768698
>>543769069
I did my university dissertation on the Suez Crisis specifically because of this interview
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>>543769636
>paki produce
not even once
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>>543769914
Go for a full cup.
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>>543769921
>>sar track
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>>543769653
Fuck Canada.
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Currently working on a novel titled "21st Century Nonce: The Life, Times, Rape & Murder of Joshua Cummings"
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>>543770043
>His grandfather was army officer Richard Rubinstein, who earned the Military Cross and the Croix de Guerre during WWII.[2] Jolyon's grandfather had been born to a Jewish-born father and a mother who had converted to Judaism.[3] He later joined the Church of England when marrying Jolyon's paternal grandmother.[4] His patrilineal Rubinstein ancestors have been born in England since at least Jolyon's great-grandfather.[4] On his mother's side, he has Irish ancestry
Double whammy.
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>>543769874
fucksake

also
>saartrack
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>>543770160
kek
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>>543769945
nah just fucking eyeball it
she'll be 'right
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I AM BAKING
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>>543769355
>how to dust with flour and brown it off.
Just stick it in the pan. If you put flour on meat, or sear it, you're a knob.
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>>543770154
who should play him in the film adaption? maybe idris elba
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>>543770313
Zack Polanski. He's the double of josh and both are jews.
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>>543770313
Jeremy Strong
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>>543770299
Is it part of their bullshit asylum application?
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>>543770299
so all the males are rapists? or is there another rape distribution to look at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfLBjTOc6Fs
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>>543770418
Filtered.
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>>543770299
What a curious photograph
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Ai turned out to be bang on the money. I am currently rethinking my entire world view.
Now going to fry off this mountain of meat.
That's a 14" plate btw.
This is going to get messy.
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The fanny who always announces he's filtering people pisses me off more than josh desu
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>>543770276
>Just stick it in the pan
Disgusten. I bet you don't butter your parsnips.
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>>543770489
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>NEW: It's been revealed that in 2003 the SAS secretly tracked down and killed two members of a gang who murdered six British military policemen in Iraq
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>>543770299
Elite *clap" human *clap* capital *clap*
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>>543770625
Based.
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>>543770541
Backs broad enough.
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>>543770489
not waving but drowning
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>>543770687
Bring
>>543770687
Back
>>543770687
Fingering
>>543770687
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>>543770659
that's Widnes intimidation
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>>543770700
you fucking bitch
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>>543770655
You dirty bastard - i know you've been doing
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>>543770489
Yes.
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>>543770659
based pissed off mammas
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>>543770750
You had ten minutes.
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>>543770574
I might put some fat on to roast them, but for a stew everything goes in at once. 1:1:1:1:2 carrots, spuds, turnips, onion, meat, add black pepper and salt, cover with a stock made from marrow bones. Boil until it's done, stir it to thicken it from the spuds breaking down, add pickled red cabbage, eat it. Simple as.
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>>543770299
>implying women are getting raped by human traffickers
uh
so stop coming here
????
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I SAID "THAT'S WIDNES INTIMIDATION"
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>>543766684

watched this .. YT recommendations now full of nonce hunter vids

thanks you cunt
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>>543765892
i was up the road from gosport about a month ago, hill head beach, saw a really out of place indian shouting on his phone looking out to sea, looked like he was being watched by a tatted roided inglish military guy
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BREAKING NEWS:
Diesel rationing starts Monday
Deens shortages reported across the land
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>>543764677

I once temporarily joined greenpeace to meet women, but I quit immediately because they all looked like a badger in a blanket.

Never paid my membership dues either lol.



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