Hurricane Isaias continues to approach the western Florida panhandle, now as a major hurricane.BULLETINHurricane Isaias Tropical Cyclone UpdateNWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL092026300 PM CDT Fri Oct 09 2026...3 PM CDT POSITION UPDATE......CONDITIONS RAPIDLY DETERIORATING ALONG THE NORTHERN GULF COAST...A wind gust to 56 mph (90 km/h) was recently reported at NOAA buoy 42012. A wind gust to 47 mph (76 km/h) was recently reported at Navarre Beach, Florida. SUMMARY OF 300 PM CDT...2000 UTC...INFORMATION----------------------------------------------LOCATION...29.0N 87.1WABOUT 90 MI...145 KM S OF PENSACOLA FLORIDAABOUT 115 MI...185 KM SSE OF MOBILE ALABAMAMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...120 MPH...195 KM/HPRESENT MOVEMENT...N OR 010 DEGREES AT 17 MPH...28 KM/HMINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...959 MB...28.32 INCHES
May the storm cleanse miggers from the region.
But what happens when the power goes out and you can't get more shipments of food because of the flooding?
>>544051628First for fuck Alabama
Where is Jeff?
>>544051917https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1nGeLMlEQeqKXlast heard from him in Pensacola
>>544051874The National Guard will come in and distribute boxes of MREs that have been sitting in a warehouse for over a decade.
>entire panhandle coast already wiped off the mapRIP...
>>544052230Fuck you. I'm still here.
>>544051874>>544052090Don't worry about it. DeSantis has already declared that all aid and money is going directly to Israel.
Is anyone else watching the livestream with the old drunk Florida man trying to hug and then punch the waves?
>>544052351post link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1oxyqudGGIJEFF STREAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1oxyqudGGIJEFF STREAM
>>544052386Someone on another stream played it briefly. I didn't catch the actual source.
It's weakened to 115 mph. Still cat 3.
BULLETINHurricane Isaias Advisory Number 13NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL092026400 PM CDT Fri Oct 09 2026 ...CONDITIONS DETERIORATING QUICKLY WITHIN THE STORM SURGE ANDHURRICANE WARNING AREAS......RESIDENTS SHOULD BE SEEKING SAFE SHELTER... SUMMARY OF 400 PM CDT...2100 UTC...INFORMATION----------------------------------------------LOCATION...29.2N 87.0WABOUT 90 MI...145 KM S OF PENSACOLA FLORIDAABOUT 125 MI...195 KM SSE OF MOBILE ALABAMAMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...115 MPH...185 KM/HPRESENT MOVEMENT...N OR 10 DEGREES AT 17 MPH...28 KM/HMINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...959 MB...28.32 INCHES
FLORIDA PANHANDLE CONFIRMED DOOMED
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000WTNT24 KNHC 092051TCMAT4 HURRICANE ISAIAS FORECAST/ADVISORY NUMBER 13NWS NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL AL0920262100 UTC FRI OCT 09 2026 HURRICANE CENTER LOCATED NEAR 29.2N 87.0W AT 09/2100ZPOSITION ACCURATE WITHIN 20 NM PRESENT MOVEMENT TOWARD THE NORTH OR 10 DEGREES AT 15 KT ESTIMATED MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE 959 MBMAX SUSTAINED WINDS 100 KT WITH GUSTS TO 130 KT.64 KT....... 30NE 30SE 25SW 20NW.50 KT....... 60NE 70SE 50SW 70NW.34 KT.......180NE 150SE 90SW 160NW.4 M SEAS....120NE 210SE 180SW 120NW.WINDS AND SEAS VARY GREATLY IN EACH QUADRANT. RADII IN NAUTICALMILES ARE THE LARGEST RADII EXPECTED ANYWHERE IN THAT QUADRANT. REPEAT...CENTER LOCATED NEAR 29.2N 87.0W AT 09/2100ZAT 09/1800Z CENTER WAS LOCATED NEAR 28.5N 87.1W FORECAST VALID 10/0600Z 31.2N 86.8W...INLANDMAX WIND 75 KT...GUSTS 95 KT.64 KT... 20NE 20SE 10SW 10NW.50 KT... 40NE 40SE 30SW 40NW.34 KT... 90NE 70SE 50SW 70NW. FORECAST VALID 10/1800Z 33.4N 87.2W...POST-TROP/INLANDMAX WIND 40 KT...GUSTS 55 KT.34 KT... 60NE 40SE 0SW 40NW. FORECAST VALID 11/0600Z 35.6N 86.1W...POST-TROP/INLANDMAX WIND 30 KT...GUSTS 40 KT. FORECAST VALID 11/1800Z 38.1N 82.5W...POST-TROP/INLANDMAX WIND 25 KT...GUSTS 35 KT. FORECAST VALID 12/0600Z...DISSIPATED REQUEST FOR 3 HOURLY SHIP REPORTS WITHIN 300 MILES OF 29.2N 87.0W INTERMEDIATE PUBLIC ADVISORY...WTNT34 KNHC/MIATCPAT4...AT 10/0000Z NEXT ADVISORY AT 10/0300Z $$FORECASTER BERG
>>544051628>>544050335Still alive btw
Faggot Jeff sperging out again.His wife is gonna beat his ass when he gets home.
>>544051874You begin hunting your neighbors, in true Florida tradition.
>>544053210Naw, he was killed by a pack of feral niggers years ago.
I'm thinking about going to Pensacola Beach tonight and recording/livestreaming, but they closed the toll bridge Gulf Breeze. What should I do
>>544053523I would take my personal helicopter, but I know that isn't an option for everyone.
on a scale of 1 to 10, how comfy will tonight be?
NWS Jackson MSPOTENTIAL IMPACTS-----------------* WIND:Protect against hazardous wind having possible limited impacts acrosseastern and northeastern Mississippi. Potential impacts in this area include: - Damage to porches, awnings, carports, sheds, and unanchored mobile homes. Unsecured lightweight objects blown about. - Many large tree limbs broken off. A few trees snapped or uprooted, but with greater numbers in places where trees are shallow rooted. Some fences and roadway signs blown over. - A few roads impassable from debris, particularly within urban or heavily wooded places. Hazardous driving conditions on bridges and other elevated roadways. - Scattered power and communications outages.Elsewhere across Central Mississippi, Northeast Louisiana, and extreme Southeast Arkansas, little to no impact is anticipated.* FLOODING RAIN:Protect against dangerous rainfall flooding having possible significantimpacts across the Golden Triangle area. Potential impacts include: - Moderate rainfall flooding may prompt several evacuations and rescues. - Rivers and tributaries may quickly become swollen with swifter currents and overspill their banks in a few places, especially in usually vulnerable spots. Small streams, creeks, canals, and ditches overflow. - Flood waters can enter some structures or weaken foundations. Several places may experience expanded areas of rapid inundation at underpasses, low-lying spots, and poor drainage areas. Some streets and parking lots take on moving water as storm drains and retention ponds overflow. Driving conditions become hazardous. Some road and bridge closures.Protect against locally hazardous rainfall flooding having possible limited impacts across East Mississippi.Elsewhere across Central Mississippi, Northeast Louisiana, and extreme Southeast Arkansas, little to no impact is anticipated.
>>5440537787
>>54405377810expect dead niggers flooding the streets
NWS Mobile ALSITUATION OVERVIEW------------------Major Hurricane Isaias continues to move towards the north near 17 mphand is forecast to make landfall along the coast of the westernFlorida panhandle this evening as a damaging hurricane. It isimportant not to focus just on the center as the wind field willexpand by landfall, resulting in significant wind impacts and a life threatening storm surge along and to the east of where the hurricanemakes landfall. Peak storm surge inundation of 6 to 9 feet above normally dry groundis possible along the coast of the western Florida panhandle.Evacuation orders have been issued by some coastal counties and youshould check with your local emergency management agency for thelatest information. The time to evacuate is quickly closing as waterlevels will peak this evening. Those in the hurricane warning need to prepare for damaging hurricaneforce winds of 74 to 110 mph, potentially stronger, especially acrosscoastal Alabama and the western Florida Panhandle. The strongest windswill occur near and just to the east of the center. Potential impactsfrom these winds include numerous downed trees and power lines, significant power outages, and some roof damage. Tropical storm forcewinds will spread well inland with hurricane force gusts likely intosouth central Alabama as the center of Isaias quickly moves north.Rainfall totals of 4 to 8 inches are expected across southwestALabama, south central Alabama, and the western Florida Panhandle.Localized amounts of 10 to 12 inches are possible in bands across theFlorida Panhandle and near the center track of the storm. Areas offlooding are likely if the higher amounts are realized, withconsiderable impacts possible. In addition, there is an increasing risk for tornadoes as early as this afternoon and into tonight east ofwhere the central Isaias tracks. The greatest threat will be acrossthe western Florida Panhandle and south central Alabama.
>>544053427Real deal, anyway. We love American Airlines Don't we?
I'm getting brownouts now, don't have a generator
rained here for about 5 minutes thats all the hurricane we are getting. all you panhandle hillbillies get to have all the fun this year. such a waste.
>>544054307seriously, we had 3 days of rain when it was down by mexico and now that the hurricane is just offshore, dry as a bone here
>>544052818Glad I got to go back to Destin one last time last year before it got wiped off the map.
Rolling for a sharp turn east and TOTAL TAMPA DEATH!!!!!
>>544054837Destin went full corpo. They denied all beach access and those left charge you out the ass for parking or are "owned" by hotels. Going back to a road and beach sounds good to me.
got up and took off to Tallahassee, am I going to get my glutes clapped?
>>544054083what was he thinking?
>>544055336nah it's gonna be a fun night for you nothing too serious
>>544055530cool.
Time to get comfy Florida.
My yard has about an inch of water in it, water didn't make it over the seawall though. End of the street is flooded. >>544054307>such a wasteThink of how much of a pain in the ass it is to move all your cars, trailers and lawn equipment, tie your trashcan to the house so it doesn't float away, etc. You dodged a bullet
>>544054096what's your general location? by Pensacola?
AH I'M IN TALLAHASSEE BUT THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
What should I do once my waterfront house is surrounded by water on all sides? My house is above everyone else’s so I'll be last at leastAlready lost power 4 times
>>544055925Post pic or you're fake and gay
>>544053063TND status???
>>544056016isn't Isaias going to sling through pretty much only whites? that zone of the panhandle and going due north is rather whitey, isn't it?
>>544055925
>>544052230Still have power in pensacola
>>544056077All depends on how generous god feels in the next 2 hours
>>544053063Holy shit.. what are the chances it rolls up the super hot and humid West Viriginia river and reforms as a Category 5 hurricane and destroys Pittsburgh?
>>544056136You're already in hell and don't even know itRest in pieces
>>544056175Pittsburgh is sacred though, to the initiated.
>>544056273I would not be surprised if yinzers were indeed gatekeeping esoteric knowledge
ISAIAS IS NOW GOING TO SUSTAIN AS A CAT 3 WHEN IT SMACKS FLORIDA?????
>>544055666that is true. I was able to get gas without waiting in line today too.
the guy with glasses on The Weather Channel has Tourette's; he blinks really hard and repeatedly.
>>544056355you could say that.
>>544055666Checked. Real Florida anons know to take their cars to multi-story parking garages so they don’t get totaled in the storm surge…
>>544054083weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Circle K shall rebuild.
Oh shit, nugget nigger. Webcam for Mobile, AL: https://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/united-states/alabama/mobile/mobile.html
Hurricane Isaias Tropical Cyclone Update...CorrectedNWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL092026500 PM CDT Fri Oct 09 2026Corrected for reference point distances...WIND GUSTS APPROACHING HURRICANE FORCE ALONG THE NORTHERN GULF COAST......5 PM CDT POSITION UPDATE...A wind gust to 72 mph (116 km/h) was recently recorded at Orange Beach, Alabama. A wind gust to 69 mph (111 km/h) was recently recorded at NOAA buoy 42012 off the coast of Pensacola, Florida. SUMMARY OF 500 PM CDT...2200 UTC...INFORMATION----------------------------------------------LOCATION...29.5N 86.9WABOUT 70 MI...110 KM SSE OF PENSACOLA FLORIDAABOUT 105 MI...175 KM SE OF MOBILE ALABAMAMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...115 MPH...185 KM/HPRESENT MOVEMENT...N OR 10 DEGREES AT 17 MPH...28 KM/HMINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...958 MB...28.29 INCHESslight pressure drop
>>544057265>somebody left those awful scooters outtypical.
In the thick of it now.
000WTNT64 KNHC 092204 CCATCUAT4 Hurricane Isaias Tropical Cyclone Update...CorrectedNWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL092026500 PM CDT Fri Oct 09 2026Corrected for reference point distances...WIND GUSTS APPROACHING HURRICANE FORCE ALONG THE NORTHERN GULF COAST......5 PM CDT POSITION UPDATE...A wind gust to 72 mph (116 km/h) was recently recorded at Orange Beach, Alabama. A wind gust to 69 mph (111 km/h) was recently recorded at NOAA buoy 42012 off the coast of Pensacola, Florida. SUMMARY OF 500 PM CDT...2200 UTC...INFORMATION----------------------------------------------LOCATION...29.5N 86.9WABOUT 70 MI...110 KM SSE OF PENSACOLA FLORIDAABOUT 105 MI...175 KM SE OF MOBILE ALABAMAMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...115 MPH...185 KM/HPRESENT MOVEMENT...N OR 10 DEGREES AT 17 MPH...28 KM/HMINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...958 MB...28.29 INCHES $$Forecaster Adams/Cangialosi
A tree just came down in my backyard in Pensacola. Nothing damaged, new firewood. And didn't have to pay to remove a fucking Live Oak heritage tree. Woo, thanks, Issaheaiis!
Who the FUCK gave the storm some illegal wetback name?There were a couple of recent storms with similar names too.
>>544051628Are all Waffle Houses full of pavement apes fighting?T.Furtherst east I've been is palm springs
Anyone else watching Max Velocity? He's my new go to guy for weather (when Confederate Meteorologist isn't around, of course)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ0fBkzGBpo
Fox 10 stream. Somebody swam to their sail boat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHY_mLORIDA
>>544057662Yes, waffle houses are always pure retardation, and it has a line out the door, and niggas get antsy
>>544057339lol those fucking things are all over my town in Colorado. Just some rain clouds out here atm.
>>544057661Isaias is all Biblical. unless, that is your point.
>>544057662No, but when they are full of apes, chimp outs are to be expected
>>544057713You don't even have Waffle House and Canada.
>>544056881draw a dick.
is this the most unusual named hurricane? what other rare names have there been?
>>544051843Bombing refineries and making gas $10 a gallon for your allies is wild.
Just tuning in. Is everyone blown away?
power is starting to flash a loti need an UPS i can't play games now
>>544057979I'm waiting for Hurricane Bubba some year. If we can do Idelada or whatever and Eesayeesayus, we can do a real Murcan name.
>>544058000checked. I WISH Isaias was giving me head.
>>544058055I 've had a few 2 second outages and lost internet for a few minutes in Penacola, not too bad.
>>544057979We had Georges in 1998 and then Floyd in 1999.
>>544057492Fort Walton Beach seems to be getting the grunt of it.
>>544058083imagine getting your guts pushed in by a hurricane named Bubba. no thank you.
>>544058152Is "unusual" polspeak for Black now?
>>544057662elaborate marketing scheme
This one is heading toward wite people.They are too dumb to run
>>544058567white people float, Jay'quand'ow, can't say the same for you black lads.
/hurricanedruk/, anyone? I also got the FATTEST pizza from a place called Momo's.
>>544058471Please don't capitalize black.
>>544052090Those are great for curing diarrhea
>>544056819Not to shit on you but Real Florida anons live at least 30 miles from the nearest parking garage. But you're entirely right. Right now one of my cars is parked within walking distance right at the point where I eyeballed 6-7 feet of storm surge above sea level. The rest (including trailers) is further up the street on a property that's 40 feet above sea level. It would take a Katrina level hurricane to flood that lot where they're sitting. Unfortunately I'm gonna have to stay up late into the night to make sure the water under the house doesn't rise to knee level, at that point I'll have to go move my SUV.
>>544057662Yeah and the food sucks.
>>544058618Sippin some Craig hoping it doesn’t fuck up my buddy’s beach house in Navarre
>>544058609you will swim alright
>>544058723Thanks looking forward to the next Olympics actually
>>544053778mid 60s, windows open, snoozing without electronics, comfy level 8 out of 10
>>544058695Waffle House fucks and you’re a faggot
>>544057662I would never set foot in one of those restaurants.
>>544058471Add it to the list
>>544058695Drink at least 6 shots of whiskey, arrive at Waffle House at 3 AM, order a triple hashbrown smothered, covered, peppered, and topped along with one of those patty melts and you'll change your mind. You've got to uphold your end of the Waffle House customer experience before criticizing it.
>>544058695>I deliberately walked into a Waffle House establishment and did not order the waffles and now I am an unsatisfied customer, how could this be happening to me
JEFFLIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1oxyqudGGI
>>544057813We are being replaced by Imani, Isaias, Humberto and Omar
>>544058695It's ok. A genuine local diner blows it out of the water though.>>544058631If fictional characters get capitalized, races do too.>>544058783It's a very long list I'm sure
>>544058702I just heard Navarre is going to probably be the center hit of Isaias, anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCZcFFKS-Qk
Where in Florida is safe from hurricanes?
>>544058860Ah shit I forgot to tell him to get a pecan waffle. FUCK
>>544058905I know he was going down there too until it got upgraded to 2 yesterday
>>544058695this has been debunkedgotta get the sausage egg n cheese hash brown bowl but sub the sausage for Philly steak. ask for extra Waffle House sauce. or just a bowl of cheese grits. plus a chocolate wafflein Florida there arent really the ape-outs, thats a Georgia thing. or a Jacksonville thing evenmy power is still on in Pensacola but brown out flickers cause my router to have to restart so I lose internet for 5 minutes. got my sweatshirt on about to start snacking on some powered donuts donuts
>>544058755>t. massive faggot
>>544058860I've been there a thousand times but never once had the waffles.
So is landfall just east of Pensacola?Almost there.
>>544058928Nowhere, hurricanes reach all the way up into Georgia. That being said, we who live on the coast go to extreme lengths to weather storms. My home is 20+ feet in the air on concrete pilings and we have a whole storm-prep routine for keeping things safe. When you're fully prepared, even a CAT 4 or 5 hurricane is just a really fun heavy storm. My house was built from the outset to withstand 150+ mph winds.
>>544058928Oddly enough, Miami. No matter how much of a pit of hell it is, it never takes a direct hit. Might be how it's grown so big.
>>544059013Are you retarded?
>>544059013This is why God abandoned us.
When is peak storm surge, you think? I have to be on guard for when I might have to rescue my car from flooding.
>>544059108better crack into some Adderall, anon it's gonna be a long night (making sure nigger don't start looting)
>>544059051We are due for Andrew 2.Dorian was a big let down for wiping PBC off the map.
>>544059069I get the hashbrowns smothered, covered, and topped. Every time.
>>544059137I live in a place so white that we leave our cars and houses unlocked, there are no niggers anywhere near me. The nearest black person lives down the street and he has a PhD in Astrophysics - he moved here specifically to get away from niggers. They're at least 20 miles away at a minimum, and only reach critical mass about 30-35 miles away.
>>544059216Yeah and scrambled eggs with bacon, toast and a waffle it’s called the all star special you don’t go to Waffle House and not eat like a complete fat pig
>>544059216>smothered, covered and toppedIWTWM.
>>544059108In about 2 hours
>>544055054TOTALELGINDEATH
>start sipping alcohol>surprised when I can feel myself starting to get plasteredle vodka lemonade Red Bulls are getting me le druk?
>>544056355They are kike and nigger lovers, whole city should be nuked.
>>544059348>4ft in my areaI think we'll get just a little water in the yard. My house is on a seaside canal, so we're literally on the water. I'm concerned about the 2AM tidal surge in the middle of the night, that might get pretty wild. Last time this happened my fucking trash can floated away because I didn't tie it off.
000WTNT64 KNHC 092259TCUAT4 Hurricane Isaias Tropical Cyclone UpdateNWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL092026600 PM CDT Fri Oct 09 2026...EYEWALL OF ISAIAS APPROACHING THE COAST......EXTREME WIND WARNING ISSUED FOR PORTIONS OF THE WESTERN FLORIDA PANHANDLE...A wind gust to 81 mph (130 km/h) was recently reported at NDBC Buoy 42028, located in the Gulf of America northeast of the center of Isaias. A wind gust to 75 mph (121 km/h) was recently reported near Perdido Bay at a WeatherFlow station. SUMMARY OF 600 PM CDT...2300 UTC...INFORMATION----------------------------------------------LOCATION...29.8N 86.8WABOUT 55 MI...90 KM SSE OF PENSACOLA FLORIDAABOUT 100 MI...160 KM SE OF MOBILE ALABAMAMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...115 MPH...185 KM/HPRESENT MOVEMENT...N OR 10 DEGREES AT 18 MPH...29 KM/HMINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...960 MB...28.35 INCHES $$Forecaster Mahoney/Cangialosi/Reinhart
>>544059410Yes now post tits, slut
Whats the happening status lads
>>544059400where will they psypost then, anon? you only think of yourself.
>>544051628There's no hurricanes!! Global climate changeThere's a hurricane coming!! Global climate change
>>544059485Probably got like an hour left of it revving up. Tornados and sunken boats are happening. So it's happening, kind of a comfy slow burn happening that will happen for the next 10 hours.
>>544055054They keep getting away with it!
>>544058980Sorry, I'm not a nigger.
>>544059583thanks heaps legend
>>544059485A bit windy
>>544059685no one's perfect
>>544059614Tampa Chads never die.
Gentlemen, we are so fucking back
landfall eta? TND count?
Just lost power. Fort Walton Beach.
>>544059780why is Tampa inviolable?
>>544053778I expect many webms of matchstick houses getting blown to bits.
>>544059737With understatement like that, sure you're not actually British?
>>544060043you got flooding?
>>544060043Can't tell. I'm on a hill but lots of wind and the bastard is still way out there.
>>544060045Sarasota Stargate.
>>544060142were you not told to evac?
Im about 5 miles away from it.I'm going in, wish me luck bros
>>544057997Trump said you are self sufficient though. Which is it?
>>544058695Blasphemy
>>544060204I made it through Opel and Ivan. Evacuating just gets you stranded on the highway. I have a medium sized generator plugged into the house. I can run my PC, Fridge and AC, so I will survive. I am in a mandatory evac area, but no danger of flooding despite my proximity to the bay.
>>544059137a long night? the weather channel says it should start dying down around 11, its halfway to 7 and I got a decent buzz started
>>544060410is it true that if you're under official evac notice and choose not to, then require rescue that you yourself have to pay for that after the fact? somebody told me that.
>>544060489I don't need any rescue. The Cops already came by. If my house falls down on me no one will come anyways.
>>544060045and the Indian protection that they try to deny as being nothing but myth
>>544060540did they fucking knock on your door?
MY FUCKING BOOKS I HAD TO LEAVE BEHIND.
>>544060558foolish of themanons, Navarre is not looking too well.
>>544060489It usually means nobody will come to rescue you until the storm has passed. Also you are usually under curfew if you stay, which is silly these days with media and storm chasers running around.
>>544060601Nah. If they saw me they would have stopped. They just drive by shouting bull shit. Half the time the shelters suck more than your house. Generally a tornado rips the rood off the high school Gym. Happened last time.
Power just went out for me in pensacola, landlord has one of those generators with a gas line though
>>544060782We are storm bros now. >>544060043
Chances of a black guy streaming his demise?
>>544060782>landlordYou mean your parents?
>>544060410Based fellow Floridian.
>>544060761>roodNot sure if roof or wood?
>>544060453We're gonna have at least gale-force wind gusts for most of the next 12 hours in the affected areas.
>>544060825I mean landlord. I lived with my parents for sally and ivan and they were comfortable sitting in the dark for 2-4 weeks
>>544060881Roof. It happened last storm. A tornado took it off.
>>544060761the shelter option sounds like misery homelessness simulator 5,000.>>544060741right, how are you supposed to take any of it seriously when they do their little humiliation rituals for the newspeople getting badmintoned by Isaias' gusts?
>>544051628FROJAX SENT ME HERE
>>544060601NTA but they did it for Michael and Helene, they're just trying to make sure no one is completely ill-prepared. No one stopped by today (likely because my cars are gone). They do a door-to-door knock just to make sure there's not any 80 year olds who really should be in a shelter, with no competent adults around.
>>544060824if only, would be almost too kino.
>>544060965Yep. I can have the roof ripped off at home and not have to hear all the junkies shooting up and raping each other.
>>544060761The rape shelter superdome from Katrina was wild.
>>544060988good to know. sounds weird as fuck even if it's to be expected.
>>544061067
Ferry Pass Pensacola area, winds are about 70-80, power is out, 2 huge branches have fallen on the roof. Make that 3 branches. Sounds like a train outside
>>544061110They're always very friendly. Best part of living on the coast is the law enforcement is almost universally country bumpkin style, the deputies do NOT want to do paperwork and they're especially kind when they carry out their work.
>>544061236It's basically calm here besides the storm surge (a couple hundred miles away from pensacola), even so, this hurricane wasn't the mack daddy one I was expecting this season. Knock on wood.
>>544061067I worked at a shelter in 2008 for Gustav and Ike. There wasn't any of that because we had the state police there. They were all detoxing and frequently had to be taken to the hospital, though. After they raided the kitchen and food storages, the National Guard arrived to police the place. They destroyed the bathroom facilities almost immediately. It was fun because the media kept showing up to interview people complaining how we didn't have facilities for them, and it's like yeah, you destroyed them. We bussed you to a high school, and you destroyed those shower facilities, as well. We brought in portable shower facilities, and they destroyed those, too. They would grab a bottle of water, take a sip, and then toss it on the ground. We kept asking people please don't waste resources like this, but nobody would listen, and we couldn't stop them. Then when we run out of water bottles, they complain. This was really the turning point that made me start to become racist.
Downgraded to cat 2.BULLETINHurricane Isaias Intermediate Advisory Number 13ANWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL092026700 PM CDT Fri Oct 09 2026 ...ISAIAS NEARING LANDFALL IN THE WESTERN FLORIDA PANHANDLE......HURRICANE CONDITIONS WITH EXTREME WIND GUSTS SPREADING ACROSS THE WARNING AREA... SUMMARY OF 700 PM CDT...0000 UTC...INFORMATION----------------------------------------------LOCATION...30.1N 86.6WABOUT 45 MI...75 KM SE OF PENSACOLA FLORIDAABOUT 95 MI...155 KM ESE OF MOBILE ALABAMAMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...110 MPH...175 KM/HPRESENT MOVEMENT...N OR 10 DEGREES AT 18 MPH...30 KM/HMINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...967 MB...28.56 INCHES
>>544061253then maybe it'd be fine. although their demeanor may be a reflection upon you, anon!
>>544061484>Downgraded to cat 2.Nothing ever happens.....
>>544061510That's a sweet thing to say, thanks anon.>>544061484>Downgraded to cat 2.NOTHINGBURGER
>>544061484Sigh, another nothingburger tropical depression
>>544061513I'm surprised it got as strong as it did.
>>544061362Mandatory evac zones need to be mandatory free fire zones.
>>544061484Pack it up bros, until next time!
>>544061513make it a cat 6 we don't give a fuck
>>544061513It'd be unusual for a storm to be *upgraded* at landfall
/ourhurricane/ weakened to cat 2?????>>544061570
>>544061484>Downgraded to cat 2.Good.
Tampafag checking in. Rolling for TTD.
Niceville here. I’ve still got power. Internet/cell service keeps going in and out though
>>544061869Awesome. My part of town sucks ass. The grid is shit there.
>>544061869any flooding?
>>544053523Just kayak there.
>downgraded to cat 2See you next year
>>544061619There's much wisdom in this image.
000WTNT34 KNHC 092349TCPAT4 BULLETINHurricane Isaias Intermediate Advisory Number 13ANWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL092026700 PM CDT Fri Oct 09 2026 ...ISAIAS NEARING LANDFALL IN THE WESTERN FLORIDA PANHANDLE......HURRICANE CONDITIONS WITH EXTREME WIND GUSTS SPREADING ACROSS THE WARNING AREA... SUMMARY OF 700 PM CDT...0000 UTC...INFORMATION----------------------------------------------LOCATION...30.1N 86.6WABOUT 45 MI...75 KM SE OF PENSACOLA FLORIDAABOUT 95 MI...155 KM ESE OF MOBILE ALABAMAMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...110 MPH...175 KM/HPRESENT MOVEMENT...N OR 10 DEGREES AT 18 MPH...30 KM/HMINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...967 MB...28.56 INCHES
>>544061728If it doesn't landfall as 4 it's nothing
damn, didn't think we'd get any threads this year
This hurricane ain't shit. Gonna be insane winds over water and dissipate hard as it lands. Half a cane not a hurricane Look at them eye walls
Are we getting flash flooding, landslides, death and destruction in western NC, or just the usual shitty rainy weekend weather?
>>544061728Sometimes they go back and study more data to get an official rating or whatever.>>544062375Yep, all dry and windy on the south side.
Flash Flood WarningNWS Mobile AL714 PM CDT Fri Oct 9 2026...FLASH FLOOD EMERGENCY FOR SOUTHERN AND COASTAL OKALOOSA COUNTY...FLORIDA...The NWS in Mobile has issued a* Flash Flood Warning for... Southern Okaloosa County in northwestern Florida...* Until 115 AM CDT Saturday.* At 714 PM CDT...Doppler radar indicated thunderstorms producing heavy rain across the warned area. Between 4 and 7 inches of rain have fallen. The expected rainfall rate is 3 to 5 inches in 1 hour. Flash flooding is ongoing or expected to begin shortly. FLASH FLOOD EMERGENCY for Southern and Coastal Okaloosa County... Florida. This is a PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION. SEEK HIGHER GROUND NOW! HAZARD...Life threatening flash flooding. Thunderstorms producing flash flooding. SOURCE...Radar indicated. IMPACT...This is a PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION. SEEK HIGHER GROUND NOW! Life threatening flash flooding of low water crossings...small creeks and streams...urban areas... highways...streets and underpasses.* Some locations that will experience flash flooding include... Wright...Fort Walton Beach...Niceville...Destin...Eglin AFB... Valparaiso...Mary Esther...Lake Lorraine...Ocean City...Shalimar...Cinco Bayou...Longwood...Eglin Village...Postil...Seminole and Wynnehaven Beach.PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...Move to higher ground now! This is an extremely dangerous andlife-threatening situation. Do not attempt to travel unless you arefleeing an area subject to flooding or under an evacuation order.Be especially cautious at night when it is harder to recognize thedangers of flooding.Be aware of your surroundings and do not drive on flooded roads.&&LAT...LON 3039 8680 3053 8680 3057 8639 3045 8639 3047 8638 3045 8638 3039 8639 3040 8639 3038 8640 3038 8680FLASH FLOOD...RADAR INDICATEDFLASH FLOOD DAMAGE THREAT...CATASTROPHICEXPECTED RAINFALL RATE...3-5 INCHES IN 1 HOUR$$RD
>>544062575yes
wheres my nigga jeff get him online
>>544058695... wait so they do not actually sell waffles?
>>544062575Some portions of that area are expected to get a lot of rain.
>>544061869Shalimar fag here. Thanks for the good news. I fled to Tallahassee.
Is this the redpill? :(
>>544062575NC is not even in the cone
>>544062662Waffles are on the breakfast menu which is on the other side
>>544062608>IMPACT...This is a PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION. SEEK HIGHERGROUND NOW! Life threatening flash flooding of low watercrossings...small creeks and streams...urban areas...highways...streets and underpasses.>*Some locations that will experience flash flooding include...Wright...Fort Walton Beach...Niceville...Destin...Eglin AFB...Valparaiso...Mary Esther...Lake Lorraine...Ocean City...Shalimarrest in fucking pieces!!!!!
>>544062719Rainfall totals could be near a foot locally.No where close to Helene's sopping wet hurricussy.
>>544062780>IMPACT...This is a PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATIONSURF THE KALI YUGA MOTHER FUCKER
>>544062719That has nothing to do with where the rain will be.
>>544062375I beg to differ, it's been 2 hours of 60 - 100 mph winds, trees down, branches down, sounds like the proverbial freight train non stop. Thunderless lightning, too
>>544062575You don't live in Asheville, do you?
>>544062780>ShalimarTake Jason Lucas and Eglin, do us all a favor
>59 closures Aw shit
>>544063013>Jason LucasQRD?
>Not a single on the ground stormchaser stream posted
>Destin footage showing backyard sheds floating awayfarewell.
>>544063072i'm just watching max. he checks in with a couple on the ground streamers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ0fBkzGBpo
so what's happening? nothing?
>>544063212Rainy and very gusty at times.
>>544062575I doubt it'll even reach you guys
>>544062662
how is destin doing?
>>544063048Owner of Godlike Productions, psyop central. Lives in Shalimar
>>544063212This >>544063255. I was scared it would blow up to a cat 5, but not too worried anymore.
>>544062896Hurricane Michael took a fence down at my cousins house over 100 miles inland. This storm ain't shit
>>544063407sheds getting annihilated.
>>544062799>>544062871>>544062575Keep an eye on the areas marked out in red, some time Saturday evening/Sunday morning
>>544063408holy fuck
>>544063531The shed is this evenings official mascot.
>>544063255stay dry anon
>>544063612>Transylvania getting flooded
>>544063656what exactly am i looking at?
>>544063744one Jason Lucas' stupid as hell virtual country club apparently.
>>544051628Fuck you Eglin glowniggers.
>>544063744
>>544063612>Lake Lure in the red zoneFuck no, they don't need anymore of that bullshit.
>>544063433I just checked out back, a 75 foot tree fell and took out my fence, so touchè
Will be interesting to see if anything cool washes up tomorrow morning.
>>544064025a b s o l u t e c i n e m a
>>544064065No doubt this will spin off some tornadoes as it pushes inland.https://www.youtube.com/live/4ps4YTrmSR4
SURGE SURGE SURGE
frens ever since I realized 1 billion people aren’t dying I’m not comfy anymore can we talk about chud incel stuff?
000WTNT64 KNHC 100057TCUAT4 Hurricane Isaias Tropical Cyclone UpdateNWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL092026800 PM CDT Fri Oct 09 2026...WATER LEVELS RISING RAPIDLY ALONG THE COAST AS DANGEROUS HURRICANE CONDITIONS AND LIFE-THREATENING FLASH FLOODING SPREAD INLAND......800 PM CDT POSITION UPDATE...A NOAA National Ocean Service water level gauge in Panama City Beach, Florida, recently reported a water level of 5.4 feet above mean higher high water, which is an approximation of inundation in that area. A wind gust to 102 mph (164 km/h) with a sustained wind of 62 mph (100 km/h) was recently reported at Pensacola City Hall. SUMMARY OF 800 PM CDT...0100 UTC...INFORMATION----------------------------------------------LOCATION...30.2N 86.5WABOUT 50 MI...80 KM ESE OF PENSACOLA FLORIDAABOUT 50 MI...80 KM W OF PANAMA CITY FLORIDAMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...105 MPH...165 KM/HPRESENT MOVEMENT...N OR 10 DEGREES AT 19 MPH...31 KM/HMINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...971 MB...28.67 INCHES $$Forecaster Mahoney/Camposano/Reinhart/Cangialosi
Tropical Cyclone UpdateNWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL092026800 PM CDT Fri Oct 09 2026...WATER LEVELS RISING RAPIDLY ALONG THE COAST AS DANGEROUS HURRICANE CONDITIONS AND LIFE-THREATENING FLASH FLOODING SPREAD INLAND......800 PM CDT POSITION UPDATE...A NOAA National Ocean Service water level gauge in Panama City Beach, Florida, recently reported a water level of 5.4 feet above mean higher high water, which is an approximation of inundation in that area. A wind gust to 102 mph (164 km/h) with a sustained wind of 62 mph (100 km/h) was recently reported at Pensacola City Hall. SUMMARY OF 800 PM CDT...0100 UTC...INFORMATION----------------------------------------------LOCATION...30.2N 86.5WABOUT 50 MI...80 KM ESE OF PENSACOLA FLORIDAABOUT 50 MI...80 KM W OF PANAMA CITY FLORIDAMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...105 MPH...165 KM/HPRESENT MOVEMENT...N OR 10 DEGREES AT 19 MPH...31 KM/HMINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...971 MB...28.67 INCHES
>>544064215Ah fuck I'm gonna go take a look outside now. Let's see if it's over the seawall
>>544064619take pictures
>>544064619Take a picture.
HERE SHE COMES
>>544062662Of course they sell waffles. With a side of 3AM parking lot hood shootings at select locations.
SEL8 URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED Tornado Watch Number 678 NWS Storm Prediction Center Norman OK 850 PM EDT Fri Oct 9 2026 The NWS Storm Prediction Center has issued a * Tornado Watch for portions of The Florida Panhandle and Big Bend Far Southern Georgia Coastal Waters * Effective this Friday night and Saturday morning from 850 PM until 600 AM EDT. * Primary threats include... A couple tornadoes possible SUMMARY...Thunderstorms in the outer rain bands of Hurricane Isaias may continue to pose some threat for tornadoes tonight into early Saturday morning. The tornado watch area is approximately along and 60 statute miles north and south of a line from 30 miles north northwest of Apalachicola FL to 40 miles north northeast of Cross City FL. For a complete depiction of the watch see the associated watch outline update (WOUS64 KWNS WOU8). PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... REMEMBER...A Tornado Watch means conditions are favorable for tornadoes and severe thunderstorms in and close to the watch area. Persons in these areas should be on the lookout for threatening weather conditions and listen for later statements and possible warnings. && OTHER WATCH INFORMATION...CONTINUE...WW 677... AVIATION...Tornadoes and a few severe thunderstorms with hail surface and aloft to 0.5 inches. Extreme turbulence and surface wind gusts to 50 knots. A few cumulonimbi with maximum tops to 450. Mean storm motion vector 19040. ...Gleason
>>544064619everything is fine
>>544063612That doesn't look too bad for my area. Disaster cancelled.
>ONE TO TWO SHEDS HAVE BEEN DESTROYED>THINGS ARE GETTING CRAZY
>>544064674much more likely to be a crackhead or two smoking cigarettes, at worst
e sigh e ahs, /oursir/ of sighs.
report from destin my friend says it's windy but not terrible damage wise
>>544064752>>544064656>>544064649It's dark as shit outside (and I'd have to go down two flights of stairs in the rain to get up close to the water), so no pics unfortunately.But the water is just lapping at the top of my neighbor-across-the-canal's seawall, still a good 1-2 feet before it comes over the top of mine. His house is at ground level (at least, the bottom floor), whereas mine is 21 feet in the air. Still nowhere near flooding his yard, especially mine, just a very, very full canal. I'm staying up into the night for high tide just to see if it suddenly floods over.
>>544058695Waffle House is great, you’re completely full of shit. It’s open 24 hours a day, all the old ladies are super sweet, and the food is reasonably priced. Next time you go ask for the pork chop. It’s not even on the menu but they have it if you ask for it like a WH Easter egg.
>>544064619Be safe fren
Ah wait I snagged one picture from about 2 o clock this afternoon. Water level is pretty much the same right now. Just enough to make you kinda nervous that it's about to jump by 4 feet.
>>544059260Absolutely based all White town enjoying brother >t. Town is 94% White
>>544065585>QuincyI bet those niggers are already getting riled up, kek.
ALABAMA WILL WIN
It should be making landfall if 30 minutes ago it was at 30.2N 86.5W and moving 19 mph.
>>544051628Hurricane Kino Season started late this year, why?
Whats blocking this storms path from the north
>>544065736El nino, all the big storms have been in the East pacific.
>>544065736Super el nino. Or the other one, can never remember.
000WTNT64 KNHC 100130TCUAT4 Hurricane Isaias Tropical Cyclone UpdateNWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL092026830 PM CDT Fri Oct 09 2026...ISAIAS MAKES LANDFALL NEAR DESTIN FLORIDA......LIFE-THREATENING STORM SURGE IMPACTING THE GULF COAST AS DANGEROUS HURRICANE CONDITIONS AND FLASH FLOODING SPREAD INLAND...NWS Doppler Radar data indicate that Hurricane Isaias made landfall near Destin, Florida, around 830 PM CDT (0130 UTC) with maximum sustained winds of 105 mph (165 km/h). The estimated minimum central pressure is 971 mb (28.67 inches).A NOAA National Ocean Service water level gauge in Panama City Beach, Florida, recently reported a water level of 5.6 feet above mean higher high water, which is an approximation of inundation in that area. A wind gust to 116 mph (187 km/h) with a sustained wind of 91 mph (146 km/h) was recently reported at a WeatherFlow station near Santa Rosa Sound, Florida. A wind gust to 100 mph (161 km/h) with a sustained wind of 63 mph (101 km/h) was recently reported at a WeatherSTEM station near Pensacola, Florida. SUMMARY OF 830 PM CDT...0130 UTC...INFORMATION----------------------------------------------LOCATION...30.4N 86.5WABOUT 40 MI...65 KM E OF PENSACOLA FLORIDAABOUT 50 MI...80 KM WNW OF PANAMA CITY FLORIDAMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...105 MPH...165 KM/HPRESENT MOVEMENT...N OR 10 DEGREES AT 19 MPH...31 KM/HMINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...971 MB...28.67 INCHES $$Forecaster Mahoney/Camposano/Reinhart/Cangialosi
LANDFALL IN DESTIN
>>544061236Warrington pensacola area, its milder than I was expecting so farstill time for that to change I guess
chud incel dissidents btfo strangers won’t be obliterated to satisfy your mental illness sorry comfy cozy wrapped in my mommy’s blanket frens
>>544065516gators when
>>544061236Wind speeds in Pensacola and surrounding areas are sustained less than 50, and falling, with gusts upward of 70-ish. It's really no big deal. Go to bed and sweep the sticks off the porch in the morning
>>544066001They’ll eat 6 billion people and our chud incel lives will be fulfilled (but we still won’t have sex)
>>544065814Oh this El Niño is super alright
>>544066098NOOOOOOOO MY COMFY CHUD INCEL MASSACRE!!!! ONLY ME AND MY MOMMY FOR NO REASON WILL SURVIVE THE DESTRUCTION! I DONT EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD!!!!!!
>>544066001
>>544066001There's one that lives in the canal but it's kinda small, just a bit under 6 foot. It's a saltwater canal so it's at the extant range of their habitat. Here he is.
>>544066311that alligator's name? Albert Epstein.
>>544066001Fort Myers after Ian was really something.
Yep. Only road out.
>>544066477Non retarded pic.
>>544066474think i worked with a girl whose parents' house got wrecked during Ian. Flooded bad
Hurricanes over. Fell apart right before the eye made landfall there basically nothing behind the eye anyway. Disappointing nothing burger
>>544063744A schizo forum where the owner is more schizo than the usersMy cousin is in Tallahassee, he says this hurricane wasn't shit
>>544066590I tried to tell people not to get hyped by the kike media. The worst damage I've seen is a shed moving a few feet and some road blockages from power lines and branches. On Max Velocity's stream someone was on US98 and he exclaimed "look at all the damage" because a sign was knocked over. The power wasn't even out and the traffic lights still worked.
>>544066533And here lies my pond pump. RIP. That was a big ass Magnolia tree.
>>544066709maybe the hurricanes were the frens we made along the way?
Not many tornado warnings either.
>>544066823
>>544066823F to the magnolia. Shame.
>>544066854The fuck is that thing?
>>544066970Yea it was a big bastard.
>>544067025Oops
got some lightnan here its over
>>544067025A homage box that covered my irrigation pump.
000WTNT64 KNHC 100158TCUAT4 Hurricane Isaias Tropical Cyclone UpdateNWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL092026900 PM CDT Fri Oct 09 2026...LIFE-THREATENING STORM SURGE IMPACTING THE GULF COAST AS DANGEROUS HURRICANE CONDITIONS AND FLASH FLOODING SPREAD INLAND......900 PM CDT POSITION UPDATE...NWS Doppler Radar data and surface observations indicate that Hurricane Isaias now has maximum sustained winds of 85 mph (160 km/h) and an estimated minimum central pressure of 978 mb (28.88 inches).A NOAA National Ocean Service station in Panama City Beach, Florida, recently reported a wind gust to 83 mph (134 km/h) and a sustained wind of 72 mph (116 km/h).This will be the final hourly position update for Isaias. The next full forecast advisory for Isaias will be issued at 1000 PM CDT (0300 UTC). SUMMARY OF 900 PM CDT...0200 UTC...INFORMATION----------------------------------------------LOCATION...30.5N 86.4WABOUT 50 MI...80 KM E OF PENSACOLA FLORIDAABOUT 50 MI...80 KM WNW OF PANAMA CITY FLORIDAMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...85 MPH...160 KM/HPRESENT MOVEMENT...N OR 10 DEGREES AT 19 MPH...31 KM/HMINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...978 MB...28.88 INCHES $$Forecaster Mahoney/Camposano/Reinhart/Cangialosi
>>544067092No. The green snake head looking thing.
>>544067122Magnolia leaf?
>>544067164Ah, ok. Cheers. We don't have magnolia trees here.
>>544067260its over nigga gohome
Fresh Bread >>544067278Fresh Bread >>544067278Fresh Bread >>544067278
>>544067118they corrected it to max winds at 100 mph.>>544067302It's not over. I haven't even started drinking yet.
