Boy, 13, got stuck into piped playground slide.>He died from starvationIt is not known why nobody has heard his calls for help, if he was calling for helpNo part of him was visible until you looked into insides of the pipeApparently other kids havent been using it for several dayshttps://www.iltalehti.fi/ulkomaat/a/8113a980-7701-429a-9d9c-33c0cca32301Florida boy, 13, got stuck in a slide and was there for several days before finally succumbing (probably not dying to cold in Florida)The cause of death has not yet been determined properly.>Sliders around Florida that are similar to this one, has been taken out of use due to fears the same happens againSlides that are not made into a shape of a pipe, will be continued to be used, Rolando Escalatora, the city commissar said.
>>544063172You would die of thirst long before starvation
>>544063172How fat was thay mfker
I fucking ain't touching that link, nigger
Sliders?
>>544063315Especially in fucking Florida and especially in a spot where you were stuck and your lungs couldn’t fully inflate. That kid would be a ridiculous champion if he survived that long in a hot plastic slide in Florida. It didn’t fucking happen kekWhat the fuck is this psyop even for?
those problems are made up by americans - no real human being dies like that
So, someone killed him, placed him there and everyone is larping it was an accident! Phat enough to grt stuck, meaning it would take a long time to die of thirst, days. He would never die of starvation.Noone was looking for him?Noone used the playground?I don't want to be Logical on pol, ruins the fun.
>>544063336It was probably a fat nigglet
>>544063315What the fuck is a "slider"Nigga that's a mini burger
"got stuck into piped"Saaaaaaaaaaarrrrr
>>544063555Yeah OP story sound like absolute bs
>>544063661I assumed these are called slides with the help of wikipedia
Slider means vagina ya fokin donwaits
>>544063172>be American>get stuckChecks out.
>>544063172>Florida >not FinlandFuck offAlso fake news, I don't read retard language but clicked to the source link and the kid was necked with his shirt by a screw that was sticking up.
>>544063661>>544063172"Sliders could be here."
damn, poor fucker. i got stuck in one at chuck e cheese when i was 5. my pants got caught on something inside it and i was stuck upside down. pissed my pants. cried for a whole day. poor kid. still hate those slides.
>>544063865You're a genuine dicksucker!
>>544063172It’s Florida so I’ll just assume a jew raped him to death and dumped his body there.
>>544063929> got stuck in one at chuck e cheese when i was 5. my pants got caught on something inside it and i was stuck upside down. pissed my pants. cried for a whole day.Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>544063865One thing that’s hilarious about this is that the fat kids absolutely and ALWAYS do try to use all of the play equipment like normal kids and then proceed to get asspained and confused when it doesn’t work right. They’ll jump right into those slides without checking the diameter, though I’ve never seen one get stuck. They’ll get confused and mad why kids can’t spin the merry go round when they’re on it. Sometimes when somebody asks what it’s like to be American, I remember being in 3rd grade and watching the fatass fall off the monkey bars on the first rung and then cry about it as if that was a surprise.Sometimes they carry this all the way into adulthood and still get asspained and confused when their size gets in their way. Fat people are the fucking WORST
>>544063172When I was a kid I peed into a slide like that when a bunch of kids were stuck in there :D
>>544064006i think i might have shit myself too, or that was just the smell of the disgusting slide. back when chuck e cheese had animatronics still.
>>544063172Simpsons did it first
Obviously a slide thread.
>>544063172How retarded do you have to be to get stuck in a tube designed to make you slip out of it? Natural selection.
>>544063555timing needs to be perfect you cant set it once nigger mortis kicked in
>>544064166>nigger mortis Best thread on the board right now kek
>>544064125Miami City Commissioner Rolando Escalona called for all enclosed slides to be closed until they have undergone safety reviews.Escalona said in a statement shared to social media: “Our thoughts are with the family during this difficult time.”“While this incident remains under investigation, we have asked the City administration to conduct a thorough review of the incident,” he said. “We have also requested that the administration review playground equipment across City of Miami parks.”Only enclosed slides are temporarily closed; the rest of the playgrounds will remain open.The exact circumstances around Cabera’s death remain under investigation.Cabera’s mother, Estefania Balladares, told CBS News: “A screw got caught on his shirt. I think once he realized it, he tried to remove it, but the shirt must have choked him.”Balladares told the outlet that her son was found in the slide hours after the incident when a man brought his children to the park.
>>544064241>spicDon't care
>>544064241What the fuck could there POSSIBLY be to review about the slides, though? It’s such old technology and this is the only death of this nature I’ve ever heard in my lifetimeWhat could possibly be worth checking every single one like that?
>>544064166>nigger mortisHoly kek, honorary Aryan coming through
>>544063172Cause of death was being a fat ass.
>>544064289Loose screws.
>>544063172>StarvationI saw a news videos video about this and it said he was strangled. His shirt snagged on a raised bolt inside and the collar of his shirt grabbed his neck. He probably couldn't slide back up the slide and got choked out. A good neck choke can make you pass out in only a few seconds.
>>544064289It's not about solving any problem (there isn't one, a thirteen year old boy who dies in this way is literally too stupid to live). It's about APPEARING to "take action" to make women feel better. That's literally it.It's also possible the child was drunk or high or died for some other reason in the slide. It might have been a suicide. Who knows? Getting stuck upside down and dying is absurd and incredible, as in NOT credible.
>>544064451But that has never needed to be done before?And since this is the only death of this nature, I’m not sure why it would be immediately assumed to be a state wide epidemic either?
>>544064376This>Going down slide>Short catches raised fastener inside>All of a sudden he is beong choked by his own shirt>Too much of a fat fuck to crawl backwards up the slide to save his own life>Passes out and dies
>>544064606>Short*Shirt
>>544064606Dying of suffocation involves intense thrashing though, right? You see it in all the tranny ack webmsIt almost seems like at least one person wanted this kid to die wtf
>>544063172What kind of eurotrash web link is this? I ain't clicking that nigger
>>544063172SLIDE THREAD!
>>544064694I have no idea if other people were there at the playground.
>>544063172>Apparently other kids havent been using it for several daysThere is like 8 kids in Florida proper so not too surprising.
>>544063402>>544064702how retarded are americans holy shit. .fi = finland you fucking mongoloids
I wonder how they found him.>Be kid>Go down tube slide>All of a sudden you come to a stop on a corpse inside the slideWould be a little traumatic
>>544064769Fair enough. The visual of a far kid doing the death roll in a playground slide while everyone ignored the obvious happening was highly concerning. You’d think at least one other kid would have been there. So fucking weird
>>544063172Obese child dies!Hooray!
>>544063172Sounds like the kind of story a Rabbi would pimp to cover-up a Satanic ritual killing.
>>544064241I don't think I've ever seen a slide that big outside of a waterparkif I knew it was old or dilapidated enough to have screws and stuff sticking up I don't think I'd let my kids go down it
>>544063172This is so damn informative
>>544064371There are no actual japanese people on here.
>>544063929>I cried all day and..Get the fuck out of here, you fucking little weenie. I don't care how long ago that was. Never come back here again.
>>544063172so kid goes missing?massive man hunt to find a childno one looked down into it. seems obvious since someone should have seen the child at the park.
>>544064241That's a big kid
>>544064241I'm sorry (not really) but if you get filtered by a fucking SCREW of all things (not even pointy) you don't deserve to exist in natural spaces like this planet or even this universe.Good riddance, and may the gene pool grow stronger from this.
>>544064017fat people are a drain on society and should be put down out of mercy. I dont even want to imagine what you must go through in muttlandia.
>>544063172Why did nobody come looking for kid after several days? Do niggers really?
>>544063172that's the best place for soiboys to have buttseks in the poop chute
>>544064880How the fuck is fucking finland supposed to provide some sort of reassurance you retarded faggot
>>544063172Slide thread
>>544066273Everything is bigger in America
>>544064017I hate fatties like you wouldn't believe. Especially fat "men". I have a coworker who is fat as fuck and thinks in the craziest person ever for going on runs and hitting the gym. But then complains how he has a hard time completing simple yard work or house chores.
>>544066488Nice digitAs somebody who isn’t fat, with blue eyes and blonde hair that didn’t darken: I feel like the foreigner when I walk around.
>>544064125Carlos
>>544064241If he'd been deported this never would have happened.
>>544063172how? get yourself unstuck/ yell. go back up the slide? how do you fuck up at going down a slide lmao. nobody wondered where he was?
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>>544066966BAN SHIRTS!
>>544064026lmfao devilish
>>544064289It's not about slides, it's about jewish lawyers.
>>544063172>Florida boy, 13, got stuck in a slide and was there for several daysOh, I see the false translation Finn is back.>>544063315>>544063438According to the article the boy was stuck for a few hours before he was found, apparently his shirt got stuck to a screw and he died in a hospital after several days.
>>544066765My boss is 400lbs. It's pathetic.>We are going to move some things around in the building>He wants to mark some thing out on the floor with colored tape so movers know where to place things>We have to get down on our knees to place the tape and then get up again>After simply bending down to place some tape on the floor and standing up 3 times he is winded and has sweat literally running down his nose>It's like he just ran a mileI am just looking at him like WTF...
>>544064606>>544064694You'd think the shirt would rip and he'd be free again.
