For those who aren't aware, current US Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee is running for governor of Tennessee and is extremely likely to win. Her Senate seat will be open and she will have to appoint someone to take it once she becomes governor. According to the Tennessee political rumor mill, the most likely candidate is her campaign treasurer, former Knox County, TN mayor and WWE hall of famer Glenn Jacobs, AKA Kane.
>>544102748So, we already had Jesse the body Ventura as a governor.
>>544102748meh.
>>544102748based Bid Redpill Machine
>>544102832Yea but Kane is a faggot, Trump goyim and I think he scabbed too? Can’t remember
>>544103316shut the fuck up, brownoid faggot
>>544102748>>544102832we had professional wrestler abraham lincoln as a president over 150 years ago. nothing new here
> Glenn Jacobs, AKA KaneOne of the few based Jews out there.
kane's politics seem pretty ok for most part, he hated covid lockdowns and constantly shits about flock cameras
Nope, I wont allow it. He did unspeakable things in the WWE
>>544102748Somebody is unfamiliar with Corporate Kane.
>>544103473he's Jewish?
>>544102748Politics is already professional wrestling so it’s honestly a brilliant move.
>>544102832plus a WWE hall of famer is currently president
>>544103536Looks like rape
>>544102748Glenn Jacobs actually knows how to balance a budget and spend/invest wisely. He'd be a godsend for the economy. I sincerely hope he runs for President.
>>544103590afraid so
>>544102832America is such a fucking clown show
Loved this guy in the wwe 2004 ps2 game
>>544103536
>>544102832Isn't that the guy that blacked Minnesota, or made it gay, or both?
>>544102748Good. Become senator, do well enough there to become governor, and then please run for president. I want the Devil's favorite son on the ticket.
>>544103590>he's Jewish?>Campaign (((treasurer)))Do you really need an early life for this one?
>>544103732>>544103848he's not a jew. that was wwe rumor his haters started. he's german, english and irish.
>>544102748Chokeslam the senate all the way to hell my man, the country demands it.
>>544102748>For those who aren't aware, current US Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee is running for governor of Tennessee and is extremely likely to winDon't remind me. The bitch is dumber than a bag of rocks, which makes here the perfect miganiggerI doubt it'll be Kane. I didn't see him praise Trump a whole lot, and Knox county isn't deep red
>has an est. genius 160+ IQ and showcased it on the celebrity edition of the Weakest Link game show which he dominated and won with ease>liked by everyone he worked with from both sides of politics>walks through "hellfire and brimstone" to make his entrances>his nicknames include "The Devil's Favorite Demon", "Demon Kane", "Big Red Monster">has super powers where he can shoot fire bolts from his hand and from the sky>literally sets people on fire>brother of "The Undertaker">named after biblical evil brother>has had multiple private meetings with Donald Trump recently, including with The Undertaker, whose funeral music Trump plays at his rallies>has the height of a nephilim at 7 feet tallIf Trump chooses Kane over JD Vance for his successor, we may be looking at the literal rise of the Antichrist.
>>544103536is this the weird lita angle? wwe was dead by 2005. it's amazing how short of a time period that it was actually good. from like 1997 to 2002 it was great and then it just coasted off of that high for the next 25 years.
>>544102748>kane?
>>544104768He can even play multiple different instruments using just a piano and without any hands. Witchcraft.https://youtu.be/CJ5HTgMwuJQ
>>544104607Kane decided against running for governor and endorsed Blackburn early and got on her campaign as treasurer and raised tons of money for her. He is very popular in Tennessee, not just among Republicans. Trump recently praised him saying "he has a big political future in Tennessee." He is the clear frontrunner for that Senate seat.
>>544102748>Senator KaneSounds lit
>>544102832Not just governor, you even had Mr. Kennedy as president!
>>544102748That would be cool, Kane is a libertarian. So the PTB would never let that happen.
>>544103736>implying Jesse Ventura isn't more honest than every sitting member of the congress and the senatehttps://youtu.be/R78aM7-5LoA?t=819
>>544102748>Idiocracy was documentary
>>544102832If it makes it fair we never got the governor battle between him and Arnold.
>>544103753Why did Kane do this?
>>544103753>>544108537>Laughs in McMahon
>>544102748kane was cooler with the full face mask that covered his mouth
Kane?
One more match
I genuinely wish we lived in the timeline where vince mcmahon became president.
>>544111337Lincoln bedroom scat parties
>>544103998No, he's literally jewish.
>>544111337because of this?
>>544111337>cuck who let's niggers fuck his girl
Man I'm getting Dan Osborn and Anti-Dan Osborn postcards in the mail, and the anti ones are shitting brix about how he's ackchyually backed by democrats and pretending to be Independent. Then I went to reddit and saw a comment saying "I worry that Dan is a lot more conservative than he’s letting on, to be frank."
>>544111424Black cocks in every hole is peak Americana
>>544111402you're jewish
>>544102748i feel like i must have died a long time ago and my brain just has to fill in the story with a few characters that i remember from childhood to keep the retarded story going so i dont realize im dead and blink out of existence
>>544111653> (((Jacobs)))> Treasurer> (((Fiscal libertarian)))> Giant nose, block head, classic "Troll" phenotypeYour Jewdar is completely broken, holy shit. Get it fixed ASAP. Anyway, it's very well known that Kane is literally Jewish.
>>544103998Despite being raised Catholic, his mother was Jewish. He was also an Atheist.
>>544105180Running for local office like mayor before something bigger such as governor is the advisable course of action because you get experience. >>544112239His in ring "brother" the undertaker is a conservative Christian and MAGA now. Whether that is a positive or not is up to your interpretation.
