Have you taken one of those DNA tests?Were the results somewhat surpricing or interested?Did the results reafirmed your ethnic identity or change it?
>>544258391Found out I'm 100% Italian
Too broke for this test
>>544258391No. Ghosts don't have DNA. They have architecture. Blood soaks the floor. I am the space beneath.
>>544258483>FlagChecks outI found out I'm 100% Danish
I did. Results came back exactly as expected. exactly 50% german/irish from my mother and exactly 50% polish/lithuanian from my dad
>voluntarily sending your dna sample to kikes and paying them to tell you what you could figure on your own from looking at a mirror???
>>544258566sometimes they have huge discountsright now I can get one for 19€, im probably going to take it
When you look up the methodology it doesn't make sense
>>544258671jokes on you, I used a prepaid visa bought in cash, a burner protonmail account, sat behind 7 proxies, and had the test kit sent to dummy address not linked to me at all,
Only a moron with the IQ of Nordamericano would gladly sent their genetic data to a company lmao.
>>544258766>thinks their genetic material hasn’t already been collected and logged at birth
I have about one percent swedish, sami and belarus nigger genes on my otherwise Whitest genes in the world if one can trust jewish gene horoscope companies. my chruch books family history goes back to germany via sweden so those should have bigger percents
>>544258391>doing some retarded dna test to reafirm one's identity
>>544258483That sucks...Im 5% Gorilla
>>544258758this but unironically
>>544258708Oh that's fascinating, considering how it appears to be incredibly accurate and aligns exactly with familial beliefs in many cases. Care to elaborate?
>>544258928I'm 100% serious too.
>>544258391I didn't take a DNA test.Turns out I'm alien.
>>544258391I don't really need to, because we can trace our lineage back to a noble family in the 1700s before one of their 3rd generation retard sons fucked it all for my line.
>>544258989There were over 4000 people who were you direct ascendants, living 300 years ago. You chose to stick to that one particular lineage that suits you. Everyone chooses their own heritage, just like everyone creates their own legacy.
>>544259466Yer dad's a bricklayer
>>544259466>There were over 4000 people who were you direct ascendants, living 300 years ago.What? How many people do you think it takes to make a child?
>>544258758And they still own your DNA and can use it to create targeted bioweapons. Great job, very nice.
>>544259887Why would they do that?
>>544259491I'm fuckin Szlachta. Every Pole is Szlachta. It's statistically not possible not to have at least 1 noble ascendant to hang on. Maybe some Brits have 100% peasant roots, because social class divide was stricter in UK.>>544259609>How many people do you think it takes to make a child?Two. For every generation.
>>544260000How many generations do you think exist in 300 years? I understand it's not simply 2 * generations, but 3000? You sure?
>>544258391You know these companies make this shit up and are only interested in gathering your DNA?
You are all armenians.
>>544260142300 years means 12 generation (maybe more since back in the day it was common for woman to start breeding before they were 20yo). Through history everyone had 2 parents who were usually not related.
>>544258391My sóygoy uncle took one 10-15 years ago which revealed that our family is 99.99% Norf English, and now I can't ever commit a major crime and get away with it. The nice thing about 23 and me is it exposed all of the "um ackshually im 1/128th cherokee" faggots.
57% Southern Rhineland.40% South Eastern England.3% Iceland/Western NorwayI am a brown haired hazel eyed midget but ever since seeing that Nordic blood I have introduced myself as a pure son of Skyrim.
>>544258913i needed to check for kike DNA
>>544258758>KEK ID thinks he sent anonimized DNA data.I can't tell if this a joke or not.
DNA is a theory and never proven.
>>54426047076% French14% Spanish10% Anglo-GermanicIt checks out as I’m incapable of eating subpar food and have a natural penchant for being unruly. Very French I’m told.
>>544258758That's cool but if you commit a crime they will still be able to track you down because someone retarded third cousin you've never met gave them his info.
I have brown nips to scared to find out if im 100% celtic gaelic bell beaker nigger
>>544258391I want to know but I dont want to go in the database. If one of my relatives killed someone then that person probably deserved it. Also I have a pretty well documented family tree so I dont need it super badly to get a good idea. Everything is british isles, English Irish Scott, with one Dutch cross a few generations back. Also had did have one Injun woman as a twice great grandparent. I just want to know if there are any stragglers I dont know about, I got most names for like 6 generations om both sides but some are suspect lol. Truly land of the mutt. I still look whiter than pretty much everyone except nordic peoples, dirty blonde hair and blue eyes and white Irish skin that could blind somebody. Infact I am so white that I had to wear special sunglasses as a kid due to photosensitivity. You arent allowed in the ethnostate unless you've lost a few vision points to the sun.
>>544260000This is the same cope as saying that every European is statistically confirmed to be related to Charlemagne. We wuz emperors and sheeit. It doesn't mean shit. Unless you are still a noble today, 99 percent of your ancestors were peasants.
>>544258708you just need to use tools like GEDmatch or IllustrativeDNA to bypass the modern political groupings and find out genetic closeness to regional clusters, it's not a methodology problem but how they chose to group their genetic categories.
>>544258391>ethnic identitymarketing bullshit made up so you'll buy these dumb tests
>>544258391Shit is a cia psyop, fuck that Im not doing one.
Yeah, my mutt genes on the right. Her genes on the right. The English Rose was conquered.
>>544258391those DNA tests are pseudo science
My co worker just used public documents and traced his ancestry back to Charlemagne…obviously that doesn’t tell you if anyone had an affair or was raped
>>544261545We got one boys, throw him in the van
>>544258673Remember to cancel the added software etc packs.
>>544260886>brown nips>I’m 100% celtic gaelic bell beaker niggerWorse than that, at least those people don’t have brown nips. There is no ancient European groups with brown nips actually. You are probably like 40% unknown hominid from the Congo My grandma had a big nose and the nickname beaky; but she was a devout christian. My Norman line is through her and come to find out one of the oldest and largest Jewish groups in Europe was from Normandy. I’m scared bro’s.
Mine said I was a giga Euromutt. I always thought I was just Scot-Irish and Southern Italian but I have genes from all over Europe and even Russia.
>>544262348You retards are so spooked by Nazi pseudo-science it’s crazy.
>>544258391Yea im like 80% British the rest French/Spanish/Portuguese. RL-48 paternal haplo and maternal V. Dad sides is from eastern england moms side is from pyrenees region so explain the materal V and Spanish/Portuguese. i also got my raw file and did a bunch of weird testing with the vahaduo and admix tools all of those cords u can generate with it. >>544260886 You could try this i tested a lot of population groups and bell beaker/WHG wasn't that high. My highest was Yamnaya then EEF and then like 10% WHG
>>544260839pis mon chum ça va ? jpasse au dep tantôt pour nous get des quilles de bleue 10.1
>>544262529I’m shaking mein nigger
>>544262443Post hand
>>544258391Use a fake name if you do. You don't want to get added to the "pull the plug" list for them to take your organs if you have some rare compatibility someone wants.
>>544258391DNA doesn't exist. There is literally zero proof it exists. You can submit your dog's "DNA" and answer all their questions about yourself and they will make an assumption based on your family history. They can't tell "DNA" apart from dogs and humans
>>544262727What is with these retards? There is no questionnaire, you can submit a DNA sample with a fake name even.
The results are in.I am White.
>>544260470>Rhineland.40% South Eastern England.3% Iceland/Western NorwayI am a brown haired hazel eyed midgetAre you me?
>>544262695It’s pale white with reddish undertone and dark hair
>>544262626I’m still angry that Charles Lawerence kicked my ancestors out of Nova Scotia and we settled in le trou du cul des États-Unis. C’est dommage mon frère.
>>544262790Welcome to the secret club!
>>544262090That's the part of me that tells to corrupt blue eyed white women.I'm more proud of my 1.9 ayy genes
>>544261545>native american corn mongol larping as Spanish???
>>544263022Yes, my ancestors
>>544258391>Send your DNA into a database to be used in any number of ways, including mass surveillance, so we can make some shit up about where your 26x great grandpa was bornNo thanks.
>>544260142it's 2^n where n is the generationie 10 gens ago you had 2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2 ancestors within that geneach gen before that is 2x the previousso let's say each gen is 25 years on average, that's 12 gens in 300 years, so 4096 ancestors within that one single gen 300 years ago (ie 12 gens back)500 years back, you have 20 gens, so 2^20 = 1 048 5761000 years back it's 40 gens, so 2^40 = 1 099 511 627 776 ancestors within that one generationhowever the ancestors aren't unique, and the further back you go, the more times you are related to the same people through different linesroughly 1000 years ago is the point where every single living european who has descendants in the present is the ancestor of every single living european in the presentbasically everyone of european lineage alive today is the descendant of both charlemagne and every random pig farmer from the middle ages who managed to procreate
>>544258391What idiot sends his DNA to jews to test on or exploit? You must be a fucking retard goyim
>>544262992>the part of me that tells to corrupt blue eyed white women.
>>544258483Found the literal trooned out wog
>>544258391I’m 100% European
>>544258391No because I dont believe its wise to PAY to give your fucking DNA to some shady company who sells it on. But then I found out that the whole rest of my family did so I'm fucked regardless.
I don’t need no DNA test to tell me what I already know. I am an Aryan Viking super soldier
>>544258391Celtic swampnigger abomination. Would’ve been slave caste in Rome
My dad spent years doing genealogy research to find a bunch of our ancestors so taking one of these tests feels like a weird sort of stolen valor. I know I'm white back to the Mayflower and last week I told my Chinese gf I love her for the first time so now I dont know what to do. I don't want to be the one to end my white bloodline, but white women are so fucking impossible and she's so sweet and submissive.
>>544263700That’s right. And the population genetically closest to you is the European Roma. My fellow Europeans
>>544264283Kys
>>544264283Shalom
>>544258391The mytrueancestry site is more interesting as it matches your genes with ancient burials that are close genetic matches, not ancestors per say, but people who have a similar genetic expression to you.There weren’t really any surprises for me, except maybe having more genetically Scandinavian admixture than I would have thought, I have a full blooded Scandinavian grandparent, but I ended up getting about 36% Scandi admixture which might be a result of some of my forebears being from the British Isles and Northern France.
>>544258989Did he gamble it all away?
>>544260000European noble houses were also closely connected. Pretty much every old stock white American or Canadian is descended from the house of Plantagenet.
>>544262722kinda want to do dna and/or family history thing but hesitant for these kind of reasons
>>544265001>Pretty much every old stock white American or Canadian is descended from the house of Plantagenet.I’m here to claim my birthright one castle and a chest of gold should suffice.
I found out I was painfully white despite looking like a Mexican.I'm just doomed to never know how to make a woman cum or cook good food
23 and me told my grandmother that she had the highest concentration of neanderthal out of everyone they ever tested
>>544265375>I'm just doomed to never know how to make a woman cumJust fist her lol
>>544258391I learned that the theory of my grandma's dad proved to be right that he was just a random sailor from Eastern yrop. Because of that I got like 20% Estonian/Eastern European (not slav) genes. Also got some Swedish genes probably from my father's side. Clear majority is Finnish ofc. Also now I know for sure that my dad is my real dad, not that I ever doubted it. My wife got like 99,9% Finnish genes. It's practically impossible to get more pure than her.
>>544264732>>544264547If I have Jew DNA it's from my mom's side (polish Ukrainian). I've been convincing myself I'm actually a crimean tatarian mongol, so it's okay for me to marry a Chinese girl, but I know that thats huge cope.
>>544258391I did it to see if I'm jewish like my relatives claim, it didn't show any jewish DNA, then I put it through Jtest on GEDMatch and it showed 3 percent ashkenazi with 1 percent margin of error. I don't really know what to think. Can I yell stupid shit like oi vey goyim yet or no
>>544265494>>544265383>highest concentration of Neanderthal ever>just fist her There is a reason we hunted down you troglodytes. Fisting is degenerate to the max.
>>54425839150% Swedish50% Danish100% Scandinavian
>>544267458what basis do your relatives have for the claim
>>544258758Same but I also used my real name and then my parents also did it and I showed up as their son
>>544258483Flag checks out.
>>544258391I told people when it came out that 23andMe were casually inserting negroid and juwish results when they found "inconclusive" results. The owner/CEO is of course a kike.
>>544267710idk they're kind of retarded. One day my mom told me that we're secretly part jewish but I shouldn't tell anyone because she's scared of prosecution whatever that means. She's kinda crazy though but I do have some more legitimate jews in my extended family so I dunno
>>544267458Shut the fuck up faggot. Die of AIDS.
>>544265375Thats your small peepee and generally beta energy, shitskin.Hang in there shitskin kid. You can get a whore and lose your v card.Why not rape your whore mother? She wont charge you? Is it bc your mother is ugly and fat?
>>544267907oi vey shut up goyim!
>>544267895I said shut the fuck up you nasty little homo fag. Choke to death on a diseased cock, homo fag. Your retard mother will be relieved when youre gone.
>>544264283Lol this small-dick beta faggot cant get a white gf but he thinks his bullshit genealogy story mattersLol how embarrassing. Small peepee huh? Chink gf doesnt mind ;)
>>544268113Vile faggot.Die of monkeypox, you disgusting animal.
>>544267468Humans hunted the neanderthals down because they would rape their ass every night for tens of thousands of years, and they couldn't do shit about it until they figured out how to breed dogs.
Never took one of these. I followed back chronologically as far back as I could go based on grave sites and other idiots in my family who have done these. >DNA origin: Prussia - migrated to Germany and picked up Macedonian and Norwegian DNA along the way.
>>544259609At Cornell they teach that it takes about eight>>544258671basically this I don't know why anyone would do these DNA things, but then again I unfortunately know a ton of idiots who have
My grandmother had 1% European Jewish and like 2% West Asia. Can somebody please explain what both of these mean? I'm scared to do my own test.
Remember when 23andme went out of business and sold all their collected genetic data to a pharmaceutical company? Lol wasn't that funny?
>>544262529>spooked by Nazi pseudo-science Yeah it's not like they were rocket scientists or anything. A buncha dum dums I tells ya
>>544258391Reaffirmed it.
>>544268567Hell yeah brother
>>544258917you are the missing link.... they will cut you open now.... its too late.....its over
>>544265001My ancestry certainly is, but after founding a few towns in Canada they realized European women were usless as wives while exploring the uncharted wilds so they started marrying and breeding with cree women.
>>544258391These have been proven repeatedly to be a scam and a Mosad data mining scheme. Only a fool would partake in any of those tests.
>>544258391mine was pretty typical, 60% Anglo, about 10% of Scotsirish/Welsh, 25% German, w the remaining 5% being a mix of Norwegian and Swedish.
>>544271576seems like 90% of /pol/ are fools
>>544258391Yes, but I'm a little dissapointed in my English heritage, it's the one that is really making me ugly. I have plans outside of the simulation that when we can, we rewind time and have my female lineages marry intelligent men from Sweden with black hair and blue eyes, good at art. Hopefully 4 generations of this really make a redemption.
>>544258391I'm Turkish, and I got 100% Eastern European in my results. As an atheist living in Norway that identity didn't mean much to me to begin with, but knowing your ancestors converted to pay less taxes actually does hurt.
>>544258391I almost 100 percent white accept for this small part from mongolia. I one fo the million descendants of him. a lot of people think it was actually batu khan who did all that fucking and not chingis. chingis himself never went to europe as far I know. honestly it couldve been any horse nigger but it was obviously somebody with money
Mine came out 61% Central Italian and 34% Northern Irish, which is what I expected. Unexpected was 2% Spanish, 2% Southern Germanic and 1% Northern Greek but seems plausible. Used burner email and name btw
I have a state sponsored spouse lined up, a Swede with black hair and blue eyes. I'm a chick btw. I'll be roughly 88% Swedish, the rest being Lithuanian, and little 1% Norwegian etc. Then my children should be 94% Swedish.
>>544272273there are no women on 4chan
>>544272037Go back to Germany
>>544258391do you tards really give jew your DNA and even pay him for it? lmao i just checkd the website to see how much and you pay them subscription for it
>>544272326I just want to hurry up and get out of this simulation so I can focus on my Swedish genetics.
>>544272515I have a Norwegian wife, and a family. You don't. Get fucked.
>>544272326I am a woman and you can come kill me btw. But promise it will just be like a stab to the jugular or something.
>>544258391>donating my genetic make-up to mormon demoniacs? hard pass
>>544272273No ethnic Swedes has black hair. You can have dark brown hair like Jimmie Åkesson but no way near the black hair the majority of the world population has
>>544272609Can't be much of a woman if she marries a dirty turk, and yes, i do have a wife and a kid as well.Pure blood NorwegiansYou will always be an outsider
>>544272639>i am a womanaccording to you
>>544271576even if the results were real, its still fake, because all jewish DNA information is fake.they not only want to collect peoples information, but they also feed people false information.kike propganda lies are everywhere, but when it comes to race/DNA then it gets really critical.
>>544258483Hey American mutt. How's your education today?No., don't come me with it was sarcasm. You are just stupid.
You guys missed out -- freshest DNA tests that were sent off to the CIA was from National Geographic. After that one closed, all you had was the kike shit like 23&me.
>>544272657There are definitely ethnic Swedes with black hair and blue eyes. They exist somewhere in that nation of yours. They are extremely hot. So I get a super hot husband here soon. Hopefully going from 1% Swedish to 88% Swedish turns me even hotter.
amerimutt here, I'm whiter than everyone on this site today
>>544272992>There are definitely ethnic Swedes with black hairNo, new Swedes don't count
>>544273034I'm founding stock too. seethe niggers
>>544273077Heh. I didn't think so too until the match maker showed me a guy and it was an instant yes for me. I'm lucky I get to replace my British-American father with a Swedish one, he also has black hair and blue eyes, the guy also found one for my mom too. They are ethnically Swedish, not newbies either. We made sure of that. I am in complete love with Sweden and Swedish people, the true master race.
>>544258483>FlagYeah, checks out
>>544258391My sister took one and it was like 99% finnish and 1% baltic. Pretty surprising actually, I'd guessed any non-finnish ancestry to be swedish.
