So what DO bongs do when some druggie skitzo kicks their door in?
>>544300838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3co1L2LWg0
>>544300838i think the law says at the very least bongs have to let achmed perform his new rap song while raping the first born male of the household. the rape/rap act
>>544300838I germany you can atleast own a multi-barrel flintlock musket. should be enough to scare the gypsy raiders off
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>>544300838>the brits in the comments of that thread saying "erm... he's a human too, you know"Britbros this just isn't 'on', as you say.
>>544300838>kicks their door inIs this actually possible? My doors are like 8cm thick with triple lock, as is standard. You need some serious equipment to actually force open a door. Ironically, I heard from the neighbours that some drugged out kid actually did sleep in their garden shed.
>>544300838Go break into his house and murder him first, you'll get less time
>>544300838Offer him a job. He will run away screaming bloody murde
>>544301275Murder*On second thought don't do that, you'll get charged with animal cruelty
>>544301168The weak point is usually the jamb or the hinges. Upgrade your screws to longer ones.
>>544300838Chavs are superstars
>>544301044>Use musket in self defense to scare off the scallywags>This isnt america and you get thrown in jail for brandishing a weapon while they go freeHonestly anon it's best to just kill them and never tell anyone.
Are you allowed to have revolvers? Mine will drop anything.
>>544300838We say tally-ho and give them a good clobbering, my good 1pbtid!
