sucks to be poor
>>544506955Hence why you stole this image
>>544506955Cool, congratulations, I hope you enjoy it
>>544506955lmao no it doesn't. imagine wasting your entire life chasing fake ass hyper inflated jewbuxx lol you fucking moron
>>544506955SUCKS TO DIE TOO
>>544506955maybe I'm a fool, but I never really understood the performance and status symbols of wealth. to me, this is just a waste and a failure of humanity.
>>544506955Me too bro
>>544506955Is Musk grifting and shilling his roadster vaporware wuderwaffe scheme again? He never delivers.
>>544507163I'll be flying over traffic just to get groceries a five minute walk away to make eurocucks seethe
>>544506955Only 1?!I ordered 20, I'll be starting a flying car based polo league
if i had 500k i'd buy 1gb of ddr5
edited picsno one is that stupid
>>544506955>haha, thanks for the interest free loan, joan
>>544507227hahaha wow i was about to post mine!
Very nice!
>>544506955They tried to make starving niggers in africa the religion
>>544506955At least we will not suffer from ishowspeeds retardation anymore, nigger will frisbee himself right into the graveyard with thisScreencap this
>>544506955Probably won't be road legal.
S rite witeboi
Forgot it
>>544506955you got jewed
>>544507338it did be like that
>>544506955imagine giving that weirdo money
>>544506955see you in the skies brother
>>544506955LOL You got scammed.Wire Completed. You'll get a hotwheel toy in the mail>JEETS OWNED YOU
>>544506955My Brother in Christ, there is no such thing as "rich enough to give 500k to a richer man's scam".That's not a matter of being rich, that's a matter of "Fools and their money are soon parted", no matter how much you have.
>>544506955I cant wait for people to never get these and when they get one, it just jumps like the cars from Twisted Metal when you put in the jump code.
>>544506955There was nobody in the car for a reason.
>>544506955Ok bros… who is for real here?I made my money by selling parts of my inherited land for a datacenter plot that is being built, still got passive income from wind parks renting.
>tfw I am the only /pol/ster who can't afford a Tesla Rocket Vehicle...
>>544506955Based.Peasants btfo.
>>544506955>>544507163A roadster just flew over my house.
Same here, but in red.
>>544506955This piece of shit only seats one??
>>544507660Shit… forgot to redact email…
Elon just won us the midterms. Now reddit will go "BUT THE CHINA CAR!!!"
>>544506955 (OP) #>>544507227 #>>544507332 #>not getting the optional performance packagePoorfags
Even though I think OP is full of shit.You gotta be one dumb nigger to order that POS for money that can get buy you a nice heli.
>>544506955>seating for oneLol they ripped out the other seats? Even a Veyron seats 2
>>544507767that's all he'll ever need
Wait, how is it supposed to fly ?
>>544507805oh vey !
>>544507660>(((wittmann)))
>>544507856the 2nd seat is replaced with another air canister thing so you can fly
>>544506955shit. i think i got ripped off
>>544506955You only purchased one?Lol
>>544507566>> AAAACK
It’s okay
>>544507902Fuck… i thought i deleted it fast enough… oh well, so be it. Here again for those who don’t believe it
>>544507263Just so you know, the amount of time you'll be able to jump will be extremely small.Hopefully it gets released just like Musk's glorified train tube.
I wish they named this scam the Jeetster. When did Tesla originally start taking deposits, 2017?
>>544508246Doesn't BYD also having a jumping car?
>>544506955this thing is gonna rupture like booster 18. same COVP supplier. it will balloon into a metal sphere and its occupants will liquify.
>>544507769>>544507660>>544508152Zu spät, Herr Axel Wittmann.Anyway that's a pretty retarded way to spend your easy money, it is literally a stupid fucking toy. Cancel the order and do something meaningful, like organize a white christian village off-grid.
>>544507892Thrustu desu
>>544506955Hey bro buy me some pizza
Hastag me too
>>544508320It jumps a little by using its air suspension. Not the same thing.
>>544506955Okay so it drives upside down and does flips and shit but I want to know how far and how high this thing can fly
>>544506955he sold a toy to a rich asshole
>>544508396It’s verboten to organize such a village here
>$250k extra for the jumping package
>>544508396P.s. ich cancel das Ding eh,wird in Deutschland ohnehin nie zugelassen, aber wenigstens kann ich sagen, ich habe einen bestellt…
>>544506955does it actually do the thing? Surprised they allowed it on roads.
>>544506955ETA 2148
>>544508631They won't find out because it is off-grid. Germany is far behind when it comes to mass-surveillance and I doubt they will catch up fast enough. Maybe a couple of cities will be "smart" by 2030, but that's it.>>544508684Daumen hoch!>>544508738I highly doubt it is him. He said his money comes from inheritance, not from work.
>>544506955we should make it a thing in 2029 to execute every single person who paid for this vaporware. for funding blatant terrorism.Republicans have no idea how fucked they are in the future. And there's no place for them to run to, they will be assassinated by Ukrainian war vets worldwide.Sucks to be you.
>>544506955Literally hope you crash within minutes.
>>544508805Yes If you have enough money and you don't care if you die you can buy one that does the thing
>>544508805The flying version isn’t allowed on public roads
>>544507252Yes this time it's a vehicle with suction system to drive upside down, and also has nitrogen reaction thrusters like a spacecraft. Useless vaporware that will never exist? Yes. Drives stock price up larger than GM? Yes.
>>544508853Was this written by a bot?
>>544506955sucks to have bad taste in cars, people who drive these things have no personality
>>544508853Thr government should arrest Elon desu.
>>544508738the only rich fags on 4chan are crypto tards and IT geeks
>>544507252A MUSK GIGGANIGGA ROADSTER HUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE !!!!
are they seriously charging 500k for pre-order of car that doesn't exist?
>>544508738Not me.Also delete this plz
i bought one for my village in africa we are finaly able to fly
>>544508923I made my money through inheritance like a true man.
>>544507805I went with the third reich luxury alloys. Twin turbos, and muffler that makes it sound like a Harley Davidson.
>>544508320Not the same. But saying the roadsters flew is a bit of an overstatement. It's an impressive jump thruster that makes the landing softer, but I have a hard time seeing it being practical or even legal without another licens.
I could buy one but I don't have a power plug outside. $500k feels steep. What else does it do? I won't be flipping and twirling. That'd just make me dizzy.
>>544506955Elon said the air tanks can refill themselves while science says it's impossible. How does Elon not know basic science to the point he willingly lies to peoples faces?
>>544506955>4chan filenameOP is brown
>>544507167>>544507086>>544507184butthurt
>>544509225everyone has different specialization and talentselon's talent is jewing handouts from government and investors
>>544509225>he willingly lies to peoples faces?First time? Good engineers have left Tesla for that very reason - they couldn't stand his bullshit. FULLY SELF-DRIVING CAR my ass!
>>544509121it uses pressurized air not gas
>>544509225Air separation tech with electricity has existed a long time. Linde has that tech, also others.
>>544509202>$500k feels steepThe car isn’t for poorfags like you. $500k is cheap for a hyper car considering less capable offerings from McLaren, Ferrari, Hennessey and Bugatti range from $1.5m-5m
>>544509225>>544509363fuck i was wrong, it does have gas chambers
>>544506955Am I doing it right?
>>544509363That's supposed to mean it can't have big blowers and a twin turbo and avreally neat exhaust system? This is the future, grandpa.
>>544509391Dude, don’t wanna be doxxed here
I will say, i really like the design/look of this model. Would never buy one though for many reasons but in the looks dept, it's a great shape
>>544509391>What is nepotismI know what it is. Still, why even work if you don't have to? I can understand starting your own company, but definitely not waging with 8 figures in your bank, not even premium kind of waging.
>>544509473>>544509225read nigga read
>>544509476Too late Anon
>>544509225>Elon said the air tanks can refill themselves while science says it's impossible.I think he said they "can be refilled". But maybe he did say "refill themselves", but Musk isn't known to be a genius.
>>544509121Very nice. I just wish I'd waited for the retractable double barrel 12 gauge turretgun with mechanical auto loader so I can shoot quails on the side of the highway without having to stop and get out of the car.
>>544507163Cute
>>544507252>Is Musk grifting and shilling his roadster vaporware wuderwaffe scheme again? He never delivers.he spent 9 years promising a car they never intended to make and then rugpulled his customers with a PR stunt to advertise the Tesla SpaceX stock scam merger
Seriously though, how do you disable all of the spyware/telemetry/remote control stuff on those cars without breaking the car itself? Teslas are basically snitches on wheels in their factory/default settings. They track and record everything you do and send all of that data to central servers, where it is presumably kept forever and shared with governments/other companies.
>>544506955>wire transfer completedlol... Ranjeet and Patel will enjoy your money in Mumbai.
There are people who pre ordered and gave musk $100k 10 years ago and he still didn't deliver the car. How is this not considered a scam? Sorry goyim no refunds I guess
why do retards still slurp up everything that charlatan shits out?
>>544509704They write the car might not be delivered on the order page.
>>544509671buy bicycle instead
>>544506955Are they really going to sell this to normies?Holy shit
>>544509225>Elon said the air tanks can refill themselves while science says it's impossible. How does Elon not know basic science to the point he willingly lies to peoples faces?ask Thunderf00t
>>544509671>>544509799Turn it into your GOON CAVE, make the glowniggers jealous of your BWC.
>>544509804Absolutely and if you read the thread you will see that several anons of means have already ordered one
>>544506955can I have couple of thousands please. I've been out of job for a very long time and bills been piling up. I'll send you my feet pics if you want
>>544509671Make your own car, what are you a poor person or something?
>>544507263Don't pretend like our government will sort the law out for this in the next 25 years. The future will be banned and that is for sure.
>>544509897>Make your own car, what are you a poor person or something?The issue isn't really making a car. The issue is making a car that can legally be used on public roads.
>>544509497It's a Ferrari, that's why it looks good.
>>544508396it's not real he has the invite only selection.
>>544506955Imagine forking over $500k liquid to the richest man in the world for vaporware that's 100% guaranteed to never be delivered, kek.
>>544506955This nigger is going to remote you off s cliff whenever you say the wrong thing.
>>544506955> I just paid 0.5Million on vaporware. "sucks to be poor"sucks to be cattle
can hardly wait for his review of the car
>>544509019straight to wakanda
>>544506955
>>544507184>I never really understood the performance and status symbols of wealthThe performance is fun , the status is to attract and then fuck money grabbing whores
>>544507738Kek
pic rel is why germans are seething at this so hard
>>544510766That's the punishment they get for losing a war against the financial system, eternal economic incarceration.>>544510362Detwiler has not realized the destructive potential of his witty fuck you personalityHe could deconstruct their golden calf religions, leadership scams and fake institutions so hard that they'd have to make him their president to make their cattle brains work again (=mooing, paying taxes, getting scammed).
>>544506955You watch, niggers with buy them with ebt gibs and "government assistance" grants. reparations!
Plz order me one bro, thx
lmao I can't wait for regulations to make this bullshit illegal before you even get one delivered since elon never delivers anything on time if at all
>>544506955Officially my dream car
>>544507738More like a roadster flew into your house.
>>544507723>fire happens>die as fire truck and medics can't get there
>>544506955>500k for something that won't be worth 1/4 of that after a year. I hope it gets you from point A to point B $450,000 better than something else, anon.
>>544506955That money could have been used for Good. Instead... it went to Elon Musk.
>>544512028poorfags coping hard kek
>>544509838Why would you spend a day wanking with your friend and not just fuck each other at that point? It's just as gay
>>544512134God loves those who respect the poor more than those who revere the rich.–The Wisdom of Amenomope
>>544506955So many of these are going to end up landing inverted
The car is an IQ test to see if people notice how far off the mark it is from actually being practical and most people failed.
>>544511818yeah, this Elon fellow is sort of a False Prophet, isn't he? I bet it ends poorly for him.
>>544506955Just picked up mine
>>544509704Tesla made it extra hard to refund deposits if you try to cancel.Happened to Sam Altmann. He had to tweet Musk to get his money back.
>>544508872Into tel aviv amirite?
>>544506955If you're so rich can you send me 5k bucks, just as proof?
>>544512233Your new. Nice name. What is it about?
>>544512307ME TOO !!!
>>544506955Imagine paying half a million dollars for something that doesn't even exist yet kek
Is it half plastic like the cyber truck?
>>544509225Air dryers exist and collect water when you compress air. Thanks for being a moron that trusts AI slop.
>>544507723every jeet in a 5 mile radius is going to try to use that ramp and either get stuck or need a rescue
>>544506955I cant fit in any sportscars. Its a manlets game.
>>544508396>easy moneyThat's just it - there are people (although not a ton) for whom 500k is the same as you buying an app for $4.99. They would order it then forget about it until it shows up at their house.
>>544506955Good on you, Hans.Maybe your country will still exist when you accept delivery.
>>544506955You plebs are on a waiting list? Already got mine complimentary, just parked.
>>544506955So how much is this going to depreciate the moment it gets delivered? My guess is 70%
>>544506955Sucks to have you now. Thou Shalt Not Be A Jew.
